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General => The Salon => Topic started by: Haruhifan on September 01, 2008, 11:20:18 AM
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OK new game to add today! Simply reply each time ONLY in question form. It's from my improv games with the troupe I'm with at http://www.the404.com
So who will start this new game?
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May I start this game?
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Does anyone got any questions?
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I may have a question?
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Do you know you're welcome to play? :)
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Is everyone welcome to play?
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Did you know playing involves some sexy play?
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Will the sexy play be hardcore or softcore?
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Does that mean whips or feathers?
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Which would you prefer? *grins*
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How much sex is too much sex then?
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Is it when you fall asleep or when your tummy hurts?
Btw DTM great answer *grins*
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Does your tummy often hurt after sex?
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Doesn't that happen to you?
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Should my ass hurt as well?
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Did you forget the lube?
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Should I have brought the lube?
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Won't the lube make it easier?
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OMG ...where did you leave the cap for the lube? :o
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*pmsl @ Ranger's comment*
Is it on the floor?
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Can you bend over and reach it?
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....what's that clicking noise? ???
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Is it coming from under the bed?
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Is it the cat?
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I thought you put the cat out?
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Well if the cat's outside what's making that clicking noise?
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OMG Is it coming from your pants?
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...you have crickets in your pants? :o
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How did my cat get involved in all of this?!
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Well shouldn't there be a pussy in the story?
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Is that why there are scratches on your back?
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What kind of "pussy" did you think I was referring to?
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There is more than one? *remember ditzy blonde*
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Are you a natural blonde?
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Did you think I was a suicide blonde?
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How is one a "suicide" blonde?
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Is this a blond hair?
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Isn't it too dark for a blonde?
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Why is the root of the hair dark?
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I thought that was the tip?
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Is she trying to make herself look smarter then? *ducks*
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I always thought she was mensa though? *mutters*
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Is that a question or a thought? *chuckles*
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I think it is probably both? *frowns*
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Doesn't it have to be one or the other?
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Isn't it a thoughtful question? *grins*
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Did you know that black hair sucks worse for dyeing?
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How do you kill black hair?
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Don't you use a laser for that ?
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Are you charging your laser?
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I thought it was already charged?
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Do you have to charge both side separately Haru?
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Does Haru have a manual?
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Do they make a manual for breasts?
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Isn't that what hands are for?
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Did you close your eyes before the light flashed?
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A light flashed?
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If it wasn't the light what was it?
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You didn't see what streaked by?
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Wasn't that a streaker?
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Who is the streaker?
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Can I peek?
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Is there anything worth peeking at?
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Should i sit down now?
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Do you need a chair?
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Could you put a pillow on the chair first?
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Will you light my candle?
(From RENT: AMV of Light my Candle- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODVWv7cONLc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODVWv7cONLc) )
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are you asking moi?
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Who else would I be asking?
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What are you staring at?
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Shouldn't you have worn undies?
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Didn't you know I was wearing them on my head? :D
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Haru are you wearing boxers on your head?
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Aren't we suppose to wear them there?
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Did you know I only got one pair of trunks (my very first due to improv)?
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Are we there yet?
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*Grins @ Haru*
I thought we were due after dinner?
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*blushing*
Want to see what's really under my shorts?
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Do I have to look? :o *winks*
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Is that it?
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Is it tucked between?
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Does it work at that size?
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Should i get my magnifying glass?
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Do you think he should bend over first?..........
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Is it safe to bend over in front of you?
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*cracking up*
Where are the batteries for this?
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Didn't you know they keep going and going and going and going...?
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Won't you want to take a breather at some point?
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Will there be time to rest?
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Wasn't it going to be a long, hard sweaty session?
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Isn't an hour enough time off?
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Wasn't it said that it was going to be longer ?
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Do you know what time it is now?
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Should I show you what time it is ?
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Do i need to find my watch?
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Can you go all night long?
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Do you have to ask?
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*grinning @ Haru and Nitza's answers* Cool!
I thought you would want to prepare or are we going for spontaneous??
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Can you handle the heat?
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Did you bring the asbestos lined condoms?
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Are they the ones that glow in the dark?
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Did you get one box or two?
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Will we need more than two boxes?
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Are they flavored ones ?
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What flavor did you get?
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Will strawberry be okay?
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Do you have the chocolate ones?
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How about one box strawberry and one box chocolate?
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But what about the blueberry??
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Aren't you allergic to blueberries?
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Didn't the Doctor say that blueberries were ok if taken orally?
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Are you dressed as a Doctor for Halloween?
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Don't you think a nurse costume would be sexier?
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Will it be a teeny tiny outfit ?
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Where do you want me to put the thermometer? ;)
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Is the thermometer cold?
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Can you try it out to test it?
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How would it be tested?
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Does it have to be inserted?
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Is there another way to use it?
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Does it go this way or that way?
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Aren't the instructions on it?
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Can you read them out to me?
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What do they say?
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Didn't you know EVERYONE WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAABaCXlvUg
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Were those cats really "fast as lightning"?
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Did you know it took a little bit of expert timing?
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Where does one buy expert timing?
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Isn't it getting a wee bit cold now outside?
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What do you consider a "wee bit cold"?
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Can you say "ICE AND SNOW"?!
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Well don't you live in Canada?
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I'd look out my window but WHERE did the world go under all this snow?
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You still have snow?
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Can't you see outside my window?
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When was the last time you washed that window?
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You're supposed to wash windows?
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How else could you see something outside?
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Don't you have a front door?
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How do I use the front buzzer?
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Is there a BACK buzzer?
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Does this back buzzer make my butt look big?
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Isn't it SUPPOSED to look big?
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Do you like big butts and cannot lie?
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Who wouldn't?
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Can you spank it like it's hot?
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Is there such a thing as too hot?
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Wouldn't the surface of the sun be a tad too hot?
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Is that a sun burn on your ass?
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Why are you looking at my ass?
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Why are you slapping MY ass?
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Are you saying you don't like it?
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What's not to like?
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Was that a bare handed slap or toy assisted?
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What difference does it make?
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Have you never experienced them both?
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Haven't you? ;)
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You think I've been spanked before?
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Don't you think we don't know?
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Do grade school spankings from the principal count?
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Did you get spanked with hand or other?
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Does a paddle count as "other"? (Ouch btw!)
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Do you play paddleball with that paddle?
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What else would I play with it?
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Can you swing it hard?
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Aren't you worried I'll swing it so hard I'll hurt something?
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Isn't hard better than soft?
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How about if it's malleable?
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How malleable could it really be?
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Don't you think your wife should be the one to answer that?
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Wouldn't she have to touch it now and then to be able to answer that?
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Maybe some soap and water would help that situation?
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Are you saying I'm not clean enough?
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When it comes to hygiene, can you ever be too clean?
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Isn't rubbed raw skin overdoing it a bit?
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Isn't that one of your kinks?
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And how exactly would you know that?
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Wasn't that your full page ad on Adult Friend Finder?
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Wasn't that you on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue?
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You think I have a body like that?
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Do you work out?
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Can't you tell by the shape of my Buddha belly?
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Hey did you know I got a Buddha belly too?
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Can women get Buddha belly's?
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Did you know they're called potbellies and make them look hot?
(Potbellied women references to the Pulp Fiction scene in Bruce Willis' hotel room)
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You think a pot belly on a woman is hot?
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Have you ever seen a MILF?
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Is a MILF a "Mother In Long Fishnets"?
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What the... do you live in a cave?
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Does a loft qualify as a cave?
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Does the loft have a place for The Esse?
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What the hell is The Esse?
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Yes, what IN the world is the Esse?
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Is that the sex furniture I've heard about?
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Does it have anything to do with IKEA?
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You've bought sex furniture from IKEA?
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You didn't know IKEA had sex furniture?
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Is it located in the bedroom section of the store?
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Do they have a dungeon section at IKEA?
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Wouldn't it be cool if they did?
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Would they give demonstrations in the IKEA dungeon section?
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Are you volunteering to model? *waggles eyebrows*
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DAMN, can you tie me up and spank me MD?!
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Wouldn't MD rather be the spankee?
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Oh, can she dress up while spanking?
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Anything in particular I should dress up as?
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Can you dress up as a hot school teacher or student? ;D
(Adding picture for suggestion. The first is Chun Li from Street Fighter as a teacher, the latter is Sakura also from Street Fighter in her sailor fuku, classic school gal outfit in Japan.)
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Would something along these lines be acceptable?
(http://www.daretogamble.com/uploaded_images/sienna_west-776234.jpg)
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Would I get detention for hitting on the teacher?
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Can I say I'm Hot for Teacher?
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Does anyone want to stay for detention?
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Will there be s-extra curricular activities?
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Do you enjoy Glee Club?
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What's the Glee Club?
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Don't you Canadians sing, for pete's sake?
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Why is a singing club called the Glee club then?!
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Am I the only one confuzzled now?
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Awwww - aren't Canadians cute?
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You think Canadians are cute?
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Mmhmm, don't you like Canuckistanis?
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Aren't you from Canada MD? ;)
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Do Canadians have sex with their socks on?
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Didn't you know calling us Canadians/Canucks makes us blush? :-[
(BTW too bad it's not a cute blushing smilie but it will do to show the blush.)
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Did you know blushing is wildly attractive?
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Do you know kind words like that make me redder?
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I wonder why the phrase "make me redder" makes me think of a good hard spanking?
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Where can I get a good, hard spanking?
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Do you prefer it with a hand or paddle/whip/toy?
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Is there anything better than skin on skin smacks?
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Have you ever tried the other options?
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Should I post a sexual resume'?
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Will you do it with anyone?
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*laughing* Does that make me a slut?
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Will I get banned from TM if I admit to sluttyness?
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Wouldn't you rather be spanked for that instead?
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Wouldn't you get banned for not ENOUGH sluttiness?
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Why don't we all have 100% sluttiness here?
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Is there such thing as 200% sluttiness?
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Is that the same kind of math that Congress is using?
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Did you know I suck at math?
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Did you know I suck many things? :o
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*faints*
Can you warn me before you say things like that MD?
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Didn't you see the fire sprinklers go off as she's THAT hot?
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Is that why my pants are all wet now?
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Fire sprinklers caused your pants to get wet, or was it something else?
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Are you a firefighter?
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Can putting out fires get your pants wet?
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Aren't there plenty of ways to get your pants wet?
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Isn't it easier for girls to get their pants wet?
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Why should it be easier for girls to get their pants wet?
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Aren't we the ones who usually say "I'm so wet" ?
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How did you find out?
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Is there more than one way to find out that your pants are wet?
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Did you try the sniff test?
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How about the touch test?
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lmao @ Haru's question
Shouldn't we move on to another topic?
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OK, does anyone look forward to the sping?
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What's not to like about the spring?
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Do you enjoy that many Spring Showers?
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Do you like seeing flowers bloom?
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How do the flowers bloom?
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What kind of blooming flowers are we talking about exactly?
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Aren't there several types of flowers that bloom?
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Do all flowers bloom?
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Who knows?
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Are you a LEAD farmer?
(Had to quote Tropic Thunder there, heh.)
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No, are you?
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Didn't you know I'm the Mac Daddy?!
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How could I know?
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Who's your Daddy?
(Thanks to free agent pitcher Pedro Martinez for that famous question.)
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Is that an invitation to spank you? ;)
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Do you start with the right cheek or the left one? ;D
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Wouldn't you rather have it be a delicious surprise? ;)
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Will I be blindfolded?
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Do you want to be blindfolded or spanked?
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Oooooh... or both?
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Will anybody be watching?
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Would it be okay if everyone watched?
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Did you know I'm an exhitbitionist?
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Ooooh... did you know I'm a voyeur... and a bit of an exhibitionist?
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Did you know I could work with you on either of those options?
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Did you know that sounds like an interesting proposition?
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Do you use a pair of binoculars to watch?
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Wouldn't you prefer to be right up close to the action?
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Can I cop a feel then?
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lol - is there any way we'd be able to stop you?
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Would you tie me up to stop me?
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With what would you like to be tied up?
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Can it be soft, silky rope?
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If I don't have silky rope, would silk ties work?
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Is it fine if I can't tie my own tie? >_<
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May I tie it for you and give you a nice, windsor knot?
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What in the world is a Windsor knot?
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Haven't you ever seen a windsor knot before?
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Didn't you hear when I said I don't know how to tie?
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i know it's been a long time but may i join the game?
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The more the merrier?
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Is it just me or is it getting hot in here?
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What do you consider hot?
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Does sweat turn you on?
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Not really; does a lap dance turn you on?
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How well can you lap dance?
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Fairly well, how about you?
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Did you know I prefer to do a strip dance?
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What outfit do you prefer to take off when you strip dance?
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Does a sexy teacher work for you? ;)
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Yes. ;) Do any other kind of dances turn you on?
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How about a stripping cop?
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Nice. How about a naughty nurse?
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Do you do oral examinations?
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Do you prefer an oral examination?
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Can you give it ever so slowly?
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Will you ask nicely?
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Would you please do it nice and slow, with a cherry on top?
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Do you wish to guide the movements, or have me do as I will?
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Can you make me feel good all over?
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In how many ways would you like me to please you?
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Is over 9000 too many to ask for?
(Sorry Internet meme, couldn't resist. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBtpyeLxVkI )
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Lol.
Would you be happy with less than 9,000?
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Did you know I lose count after 10?
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Would you like a spanking as part of your pleasure?
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Can you make sure each butt cheek gets an even amount of spankings?
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With what would you like to me to spank you?
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Do you got a nice wooden ruler?
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No, but will a pledge paddle work?
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What is a pledge paddle?
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A pledge paddle is used in sororities and fraternities and they are either made of plastic or wood, though wood is the most common. New initiates make them and present them to their pledge master or sponsor.
Oops, thanks for the correction, MD.
Would you like to be spanked with something else?
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Isn't that a different game?
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What type of games do you want to play outdoors?
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How about soccer?
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Did you know Andy (andone) is a soccer star?
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Yes, I do. Do you know that he also coaches?
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Did you know he won his last game by a huge margin?
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What was the score?
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How many touchdowns did he get? ;)
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Do you KNOW what soccer is?
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What postion does he play ?
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Does he play star striker?
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What the heck are we talking about?
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Can we talk about who the hottest man is in the world?
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Who's the hottest man in the world?
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What makes a man hot?
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Don't you think intelligence helps to make a man hot?
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What about ripped abs?
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Or a nice, firm butt?
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Aren't I the hottest man in the world? ;D
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Ummm....how about no comment?
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I have a comment on that, but don't you think I should refrain?
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Ever heard about the silent treatment?
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Who hasn't?
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Have you tried the silent treatment using a gag though?
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No. Is it fun?
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Do you like drooling from a gag?
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What kind of gag would you use?
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Do you know the ones with a ball with holes so drool drips out?
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I've seen those before. Do you own one?
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Who can lend me a gag?
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Can't you buy one?
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Where would i get one?
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How big of a store is needed?
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have you tried extremerestraints.com?
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Where can I locate such fine online stores?
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Can't you try a google search for it?
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Would a complete set of sex tools work?
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What might that include?
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Do you might describing what a complete set of sex tools are? ;)
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How about it includes rope, a long wooden ruler, and other sexual necessities?
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Could it include a flogger?
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What type of flogger should be included?
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How about a flogger made of elk hide?
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WOW, did you know I had no clue they made them from elk hide?
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Did you know that they can be made of many types of animal hide, chains and even rubber?
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Ohhhh, can I get a chain one?
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Would you perhaps like a barbed wire one as well?
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What the hell are you two talking about?
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Didn't you know we were talking about floggers? *grins evilly*
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Don't you know I am scared of sharp objects?
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What kind of Sharp objects? Needles, knives, or other?
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Can you say ALL of them?
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Why are you afraid of them?
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Do you think it has something to do with the sharp pointy parts?
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Yeah, that'd be the general idea.
Did you have a very bad experience with them?
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Do you have to have a bad experience to know that something is bad?
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How else would you know?
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Aren't there some things you just know?
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You mean like eating dog shit is a bad idea without trying it?
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Can I have an amen?
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Would you like that "Amen" whispered in your ear from behind? ;)
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Are you a nun or priest?
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Do you have to go to school for that?
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Can't you simply put on the habit?
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Why do they wear the habit?
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Did you know what they REALLY wear under their habits and outfit?
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No. If you know, would you tell me?
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Ever seen religious lingerie?
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Where have you seen it?
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Is there a gift shop in The Vatican?
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Where else would you find a "Pope snowglobe"?
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How about a crucifix dildo?
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Ever put together that they always carry anal beads...in their rosaries?
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Did I need to have that imagery in my head?
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How about those vestibles...do you think they only go into those ALONE...if you know what I mean?
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Do you think they bring more than one other person in there with them?
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Heh, do you mean like when people try to stuff a phone booth?
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How many people do you think would fit in one of those?
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Can we cheat by using midgets?
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Would they work better?
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Did you know midgets pile up easily on top of each other?
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I wonder why midgets are opposed to being tossed?
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Could it be the landing on the head part?
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Maybe it's because I used his little penis as a handle?
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Don't you know the man's handles are around his gut?
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Have you been peeking in my windows Haru?
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Would you mind if I peeked?
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How should I know what I'll see when I peek into windows?
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Wouldn't you occasionally be surprised by what you would see?
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What should I expect to see in your room?
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Are you naked in your room?
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Maybe... is that what you want to see?
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Are you an exhibitionist?
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Whats that buzzing sound around you?
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Do you think it's my vibrator?
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How can it be your cell phone?
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Was that you who moaned just now?
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Do you pant while having phone sex?
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Would you join a cyber sex orgy
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Yes. When could we do it?
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Who's bringing the cuffs and rope?
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Did someone remember to bring the keys too?
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Will someone be bringing a riding crop?
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Should we start with Oral sex?
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Can you say "AHHHHH"?
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There enough room on the bed?
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Did you know this is a king sized bed?
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Want some music to help the mood?
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Can you play it off a jukebox?
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Is it in yet?
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Is what in yet?
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Want me to take it back out?
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Where is it?
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Where should i put it?
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Do you want take-out?
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How much will it cost?
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Would you like to have some Italian food for dinner?
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Whats for desert?
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Is the cake a lie?
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Have you finished eating?
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Is there any hurry to finish dinner?
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Want to watch tv?
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What's on TV tonight?
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Want to watch this show?
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Does it have HLA (Hot Lesbian Action)?
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Should we tivo it?
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You guys got Tivo?
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How longs the Show?
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Do you got 7 hours? :D
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How big is that Vibe she's using?
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When did actresses started bringing Vibes onto their movie sets?
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How long have movies been around?
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Is this a sequel?
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Do i really have to watch it again?
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Do you want to make out in the back of the movie theatre instead?
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Are you talking to me?
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Want to head back to my place?
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Does your place have air conditioning?
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Would you like a cup of tea?
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With milk and sugar?
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Would you like a cookie?
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What kind of cookie are you offering?
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Do you like peanut butter?
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Would you like a hot water bottle?
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May i have an ice pack?
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Would you like a rub down?
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Are you using body lotion to do that rub down?
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Would you like scented lotion?
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Will lavender be okay?
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I love the smell of lavender, don't you?
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What IS lavender?
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How about mint flavoured?
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Is it cool mint?
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Are you getting excited?
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Did you know I just can't hide it?
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Would you like to let it out?
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Did you know I'm about to lose control and I think I like it?
Pointer Sisters - I'm so Excited - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riTPPDjCzWU
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Why are you so excited?
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Didn't you just walk into the room?
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How about a threesome?
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I'm game. When and how?
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How about at night in the penthouse?
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Will the penthouse overlook a lake?
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Who's got keys to the penthouse?
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Did you know the penthouse is free for the weekend?
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Did someone say a penthouse was available?
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Do you like a waterbed?
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Whar about these stocks here?
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How did STOCKS get placed in the penthouse?
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Will someone be bringing the floggers?
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What about the paddle?
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Do we got any handcuffs too?
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Would the fuzzy ones do?
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Are they soft?
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Want them on your hands or ankles?
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How about both?
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Do you love talking dirty?
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What the FUCK are you talking about? ;D
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Are you always this naughty?
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Want to see this sexy ass in action?
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Are you offering up some action?
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How can I say no? ;)
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Want to get started now?
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Do you want me to move fast or slow?
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How about slow at first?
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Want me to go faster now?
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Do you know you're exceeding the speed limit?
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Want to take over ?
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Are you ready?
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Want me to move now?
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Could you go a bit faster, please?
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Would you like to be spanked to?
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How do you want to spank me?
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Want me to use a paddle or flogger?
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How would you paddle my bum?
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Want me to start paddling now?
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Would you mind starting off with a few light swats?
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(swats) Is that light enough for you?
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I can't hear them, can you strike a bit louder?
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(swats) That loud enough for you?
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Might you hit a bit harder now?
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(swats) That wasn't to hard was it?
-
Can't you tell I'm tone deaf? ;D
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(swats) Your ass red enough yet?
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Will you rub the redness later with lotion?
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What kind of lotion should i use?
-
Perhaps something with a light scent?
-
Where do you want me to rub it?
-
Can't you locate the back?
-
Could you rub the lotion in really good?
-
Is that rubbed in enough?
-
Can you rub a little lower please?
-
How low should I go?
-
How low CAN you go?
-
Had enough lotion ?
-
Want to do something else now?
-
What would you like to do then?
-
Do you want to play a game?
-
What kind of game?
-
Perhaps a card game?
-
How about strip poker?
-
Or Blackjack?
-
You want to deal?
-
Are you going to double down?
-
Whats a double down?
-
Do you know how to bet in poker?
-
What do we bet?
-
How much are you willing to bet on your hand?
-
What does the winner get?
-
What DOES the winner want?
-
You're willing to let me choose the prize?
-
What kinda prize do you want?
-
Can it be sweet and expensive?
-
What about hot and sexy?
-
Will the prize be given on a silver platter?
-
What Silver Platter?
-
How about a Golden Cup instead?
-
Where do we get a golden cup from?
-
Have you ever visited a museum?
-
What type of Museum?
-
Have you ever visited an Art Museum?
-
Why do you know where one is ?
-
Can't you see it across the street?
-
What time does it open?
-
Do you want to go in the morning or late in the afternoon?
-
Should we invite others to come with us?
-
Did you know you can get a group discount?
-
How much is the discount?
-
Isn't it usually pretty cheap?
-
Do you accept coupons?
-
How much is the coupon for?
-
What should we go see?
-
How about the naked sculptures?
-
What Art do you like?
-
Do you like Expressionism?
(http://www.merello.com/images2/expressionism_art.-merello._woman_with_cat.jpg)
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What about Cubisim?
-
Ever heard of Picasso?
-
How about Manet?
-
Ever been a nude model?
-
Want to model for me?
-
How is this pose, like how WWE talent Chris Masters flexes?
-
Want me to paint or sketch you?
-
How about a sculpture?
-
Do you have clay?
-
Can you do it like the scene in the movie Ghost?
-
Could you lose your clothes please?
-
Is it OK if I strip slowly?
-
Can you stand still for me?
-
Is there enough light in here?
-
How big should i make the scaplture
-
Can you make it life-sized?
-
Is it going to be tastefully done?
-
Does this look enough like you?
-
Can you make my crotch a TAD bit bigger? ;D
-
Where should we display this?
-
Do we got enough cash to rent space?
-
How much do you have?
-
Does my piggy bank money help?
-
Could you give me some change?
-
How much do you need?
-
Do you have change for a $100 note?
-
Can we get that done at the variety store?
-
How far away is the Variety store/
-
Is 2 blocks away too far to walk?
-
Is it a big store?
-
Did you know it has a Slushie Machine?
-
Can we get some asprine?
-
Will it keep my computer safe and working?
-
What kind of computer do you have?
-
Is it dial up or modem?
-
Is there anyone on dial up anymore?
-
(umm yes mamma there is lol anyways)
Do you have Yahoo Messenger?
-
Is it just me or is there a lack of recent activity in The Salon?
-
Why haven't you been posting on the Forum?
-
Should I make up a good excuse that's a lie or mention how apathetic I've been?
-
What's your excuse?
-
Does apathy work for you?
-
What kind of apathy?
-
Is there more than one kind?
-
What game do you want to play?
-
I like dirty naughty wicked games, how about you?
-
What kind of naughty kicked games?
-
Do Mewling ones work for you?
-
Whats Mewling?
-
Yes tess, what's "mewling"?
-
Isn't it what's heard when you are on top DTM?
-
Wouldn't that be more like "I..... can't..... breathe"?
-
Have I missed something?
-
COSM @ DTM answer.
Do you think DTM could be hiding something from us?
-
Whatever could you be implying?
-
What could DTM be hiding?
-
Do you think I should peek?
-
Are we allowed to peek?
-
Will Santa put me on the "naughty" list if I peek?
-
I thought Santa had you permanently added on the naughty list?
-
Have you seen Santa's list?
-
Isn't it in your back pocket?
-
Can I check your back pockets tess?
-
would you like me to bend from the waist?
-
Is this your back pocket
-
I should have the list however do you really think it will be where you presently have your hand?
-
Where is my hand placed?
-
You blind or something?
-
Can I see the list then?
-
*laughing* @ the last few answers almost a COSM @ Janeys Are ya blind comment
have you said please?
-
May I please see the list?
-
Isn't that already whats in your hand ?
-
What do I have in my hand?
-
Do you need to borrow my glasses?
-
Do I really want to know what you have in your hand andy?
-
Does what I have in my hand vibrate?
-
Did it just move?
-
Where's the on button?
-
Would you like me to hold it or just press it?
-
Do you want to use it?
-
What the hell are we talking about?
-
What do you think I'm talking about?
-
I thought we were discussing the finer points of mutual masturbation or is that just a wish?
-
Do you wish for that a lot?
-
Can you make wishes come true?
-
Are you making a wish now?
-
Don't you want me to?
-
Does that mean I'm in charge? *grins slyly*
-
Can I wish to feel better from this freaking flu i've got?
-
*oh my @ DTM*
Would you like me to wish your flu away Andone?
-
Would it help if tess rubbed your back?
-
What equipment will I need?
-
Do you need equipment for that?
-
Is she referring to a step ladder? *ducks*
-
Are we talking about unpacking?
-
What have you all been up to while I was away?
-
How did we get from step ladders to unpacking?
-
Doesn't the equipment need unpacking?
-
Whats the equipment for?
-
What the hell are we talking about anyways?
-
Isn't this the way to the San Jose?
-
Do you know the way to San Jose ?
-
Only by touch, do you need some light?
-
What kind of light can you provide?
-
Was that an answer and then a question tinks?
-
Where were we again?
-
Aren't you in one of the upside down lands?
-
Did you want to come Down Under?
-
As opposed to coming All Over?
-
Would you like to come inside ?
-
How'd we start talking about coming?
-
Was it because DTM got lost?
-
Who lost DTM?
-
Am I lost?
-
don't you know?
-
Do you have a clue? ;)
-
What Clue?
-
Isn't that what I am staring at?
-
Why are you staring?
-
Have you ever seen something like that before?
-
Does it always grow that big???
-
Doesn't that usually happen when you rub it like that?
-
Don't you have hairy palms by now?
-
Is it weird that just one is hairy?
-
Not a big fan of "The Stranger" technique? ;)
-
Should i do my secret technique?
-
Does it hurt?
-
Would you like to take it?
-
Is it always that hard?
-
Have you ever seen it soft?
-
Is it supposed to be that color?
-
You don't like them big and dark?
-
Don't you like them small and light?
-
How about just Average?
-
Aren't they the best ?
-
Who you calling "small and light"?
-
Didn't you get the memo?
-
What memo?
-
Is that the memo detailing the Xmas party plans?
-
Is that what it was?
-
Who said we're having a Xmas party?
-
Are we not having a Xmas party?
-
Are you organising the Xmas party?
-
Where's my invite??? :o
-
Who's making the invites?
-
Have you got the tape?
-
Has anyone signed up to bring jello shots yet?
-
Are tequila body shots acceptable?
-
Will everyone be naked during the shots?
-
Why do we need to be naked ?
-
Doesn't alcohol stain clothes?
-
Can't we use vodka or gin?
-
Why don't we use soft drinks?
-
Awww... where's the fun in that?
-
Why don't you think its not fun?
-
Don't you like to catch a warm, fuzzy eggnoggy buzz?
-
Who brought the eggnog?
-
Was I suppose to do that?
-
Are you sure it was you?
-
Would anyone like a shot of DTM? ;)
-
What's in that?
-
So we want to know whats in that?
-
Is it warm to drink?
-
How about something else to drink?
-
What's wrong with a shot of DTM?
-
Is that a trick question?
-
Should we change the subject?
-
Did I miss the Shot of DTM??? :'(
-
Want a shot of andone instead ?
-
Perhaps a sampler platter with each?
-
Can andone and I get sample platters of you and tinks as well?
-
Would you pay a dollar for that? ;)
-
Will $5 do?
-
Ooooh... does that include the tip? ;)
-
What kind of tip would you like? ;)
-
Would that even cover the entrance fee to an MD and tess show?
-
What happens in a MD and tess show?
-
Who is hosting this show?
-
Want to come to the show?
-
How much does it cost to watch?
-
Will cash do?
-
Have Tess and MD given up in disgust on this line of questioning?
-
Whatcha gonna do when the gals run wild on you? ;D
-
Why are the gals running wild?
-
Do we care why?
-
Will I need a helmet?
-
Did you remember to bring all the protection?
-
Will plastic do?
-
What about the toys?
-
Why do the toys need protection too?
-
Don't you practice Safe Toys? :o
-
Are the toys going to attack?
-
Do the toys need batteries?
-
Will you choose Duracell or Energizer batteries?
-
Will those batteries work?
-
Do we need a recharger then?
-
What about those toys that don't need batteries?
-
Isn't that boring?
-
*PMSL@ DTM*
Did you forget the handcuffs?
-
Should i bring the metal or fuzzy ones?
-
Who hid the handcuff keys?
-
What key?
-
How did someone manage to not have a key?
-
Aren't they slip off ones?
-
When did they start making slip off handcuffs?
-
Why haven't they been invented?
-
Didn't you know I always keep a spare key in my panties?
-
Can I volunteer to get it out? ;)
-
Can I hold the flashlight while you look?
-
Do you have to DTM?
-
Wouldn't it make it easier to see what's down there?
-
Isn't there a better way?
-
Could you suggest a better way?
-
Would legs spreaders work better?
-
Do you have any?
-
Isn't DTM known to be rather handy in the DIY area?
-
Does DIY mean Don't Insert Yet?
-
What should i do then?
-
Can you offer any advice on using leg spreaders?
-
Should i use this instruction book?
-
Would it be best if we had a volunteer ?
-
Can i Volunteer?
-
Can I put this type of volunteering on my resume?
-
Do we have to have resumes?
-
Will somebody at least do the dishes?
-
When did dishes come into this?
-
Should I be wearing clothes when doing the dishes?
-
Do you have enough dish washing liquid?
-
Would you like it if I squirted dish liquid on my naked breasts?
-
Will you do that ?
-
Will I get the mop?
-
What can you use the mop for?
-
Can you do the same thing with a Sham WOW?
-
Whats a Sham?
-
Have you never seen the commercial for Shamwow or even Slap Chop (below in remix)?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA - Slap Chop Rap
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CztvSpKdCeY - Shamwow Rap
-
How much do they cost?
-
Can you believe the low, low price of $19.95?
-
Are you paying for them?
-
Wouldn't it be great if you could get them for free?
-
Where do we store them?
-
How about storing them in a closet?
-
Do we have a spare closet?
-
Do you want to store them in my closet?
-
Where is your closet?
-
Would you believe I locked my closet?
-
Is there something in your closet that you don't want people to see or know about?
-
Do you have a key for your closet?
-
Does your closet have a combination lock?
-
Would you believe I accidentally locked myself in the closet without the key?
-
Who rescued you?
-
Why were you in the closet?
-
Did you find Tom Cruise and John Travolta in the closet with you?
-
Could you believe Cruise and Travolta were in there in a threesome with Ricky Martin?
-
Who wouldn't believe that?
-
Is there a personaly good explantion for that?
-
Have you never heard of don't ask, don't tell? ;)
-
Should we leave them in peace?
-
Should we offer them food?
-
Do they like ice cream?
-
Do you think they might prefer Xenu and toast?
-
Want to ask?
-
Would you like to offer them something hot or something cold?
-
Who can cook?
-
Do you know anyone who can cook well?
-
Why don't we get take out?
-
Chinese or Italian take out?
-
Why do we always end up talking about food?
-
What should we talk about then?
-
Would you like to talk about suspension bondage instead?
-
WHAT in the world is suspension bondage?
-
You didn't know that you can be bound and suspended from heights?
-
Can we do that instead?
-
Anyone volunteered ?
-
How high off the ground are we talking about?
-
Are you comfortable being suspended high up or closer to the ground?
-
Can you tell I don't want it too high up as I'm NOT Ethan Hunt of Mission Impossible?
-
When's my turn?
-
Did you get in line?
-
Is there a line?
-
Did you know you got to be this high to be in line?
-
Why do you have to be a certin height?
-
It's all yours if the price is right...if you know what I mean?
-
Do you take American Express?
-
How much does it costs to buy all this?
-
Can we get this on specail?
-
What makes you think you're so special?
-
Is there a way to know if you're special?
-
Should i use my special powers?
-
What super powers do you have?
-
Do you want me to use them now?
-
Do you got X-Ray vision?
-
Where would you use your x-ray vision?
-
Should i use my X Ray vision?
-
Can you see me now behind this wall?
-
Should i say what yor doing behind that wall?
-
Did you know I used to paint walls?
-
Did you use bright colours?
-
Do you like the colour red?
-
What about blue?
-
What if I just paint a rainbow?
-
Is there gold at the end of that rainbow?
-
Did you know I shot the leprechaun at the end of this rainbow? ;D
-
Did you take his gold though?
-
Why would I not steal from a leprechaun?
-
Can i have some of the gold then?
-
Do you want it in coins or bars?
-
Which is easier to put in the bank?
-
When did banks start taking gold deposits?
-
Isn't that their policy?
-
Should i put it in Fort Knox then?
-
Are you Goldfinger?
-
Do I look like a Bond Villan?
-
How about a Bond Girl instead?
-
Where is a girl like that?
-
Have you checked the ocean?
-
Is this Bond girl a mermaid?
-
Did you know her name was Ariel?
(http://blog.cartoonpornvalley.com/content/2008/05/ariel_and_belle.jpg)
-
Do you think if mermaids were real, people would try to emulate them?
-
Would you want to swim under the sea then?
-
Would you believe that I never learned to swim?
-
If I got a sexy lifeguard for you, can he teach you?
-
Can I request Pamela Anderson give me mouth-to-mouth?
-
What if we only got David Hasselhoff?
-
Do you think he would try to sing to you?
-
Is he drunk?
-
What has he been drinking?
-
Did he mix his scotch and gin again?
-
Is he going to want a sandwich?
-
Is anyone filming him?
-
Would you like me to grab a camera?
-
Have I missed much?
-
Where have you been?
-
Would you belive under the weather?
-
Did a sexy nurse or doctor tend to you?
-
Did they give me some medicene?
-
Does ice cream count as medicine? ;D
-
What kind of ice cream is your favourite?
-
Does it matter what flavor if the nurse serving it is sexy?
-
Did she use a spoon?
-
How does she hold that spoon in her cleavage?
-
Wasn't the Ice Cream in her cleavge?
-
Does she have muscular tits?
-
Did she have her nipples pierced?
-
Is she wearing bells on her pierced nipples?
-
Did she let you play with her nipples?
-
How does she get them so perky?
-
Did you play with something other than her nipples?
-
Were you watching us do it?
-
Didn't I join in?
-
Did you remember to record it on film?
-
Has it ended up on the internet?
-
Where is our studio audience?
-
Doesn't anyone play here anymore?
-
Where have you been?
(And yes it's been quiet of late but been dropping by when I can.)
-
Does anyone really every fully know where they are?
(Offline life has just been crazy busy and weird - I haven't had much time to play. I hope you're well!)
-
How does one find the time to play?
(Yep have had busy days but I drop by at least to post in Salon in the YOU MUST SEE THIS game or other games, while doing my mod duties watching around. Been good otherwise of course so drop by once you're free!)
-
What games do we play?
-
Did you know it's time to play the game?
-
Is it a group game ?
-
Are you a team player?
-
How many in a team?
-
Why not give a try here?
-
Do you get paid for it?
-
Why so serious about it?
http://fav.me/d29vlv1
-
Do you want to play the Game?
-
Is it a video Game?
-
Wouldn't you like to know?
-
Why do I even bother?
-
Do you hear what I hear?
-
Do you realize you're talking to yourself?
-
Are you talking to me?
-
Did you know I hear voices in my head? ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC8Nuc6TUU8
Voices-Rev Theory AMV!
-
What did the voices say?
-
Did you know they said to fight the power?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V7aUT13qtM - Row Row Fight the Power (Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann)
-
Who's got the power?
-
Who do you think you are, Captain PLANET?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV7PxQFewIM
The Power is Yours!
-
What's a Captain Planet? ;D
-
How can you not know about Captain Planet and his Planeteers?!
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Can we join those ladies in your pics?
-
Did you bring the lube?
-
Have you got the rope?
-
Do you know how to tie it safely?
-
What are we tying it to?
-
Didn't you read the instruction manuel?
-
What instruction Manual?
-
OK, who hid the instructions on me?
-
Where they in the box?
-
How did you know?
-
Didn't you put them there?
-
When can we get to work?
-
Do you have the safety gloves?
-
Can you dance the safety dance?
-
Do you have the safety dance music?
-
Where's the dance floor?
-
Who is the DJ?
-
Can't you dance?
-
Will you be my dance partner?
-
Care to tango?
-
Who leads?
-
Did you know I got 2 left feet?
-
Is this a waltz?
-
How did you know?
-
Didn't you tell me?
-
How about we freestyle break dance now?
-
Do you have a boombox?
-
Can you give me a beat?
-
Do you want to kick it old school?
-
How old are you?
-
Are you younger than me?
-
Do you got some ID to show?
-
Will a Passport do?
-
Where do you plan to fly to?
-
Is this the flight to Canada?
-
Are you carrying loonies, eh?
-
Where can I exchange New Zealand dollars?
-
Can you see the bank over there?
-
Do they have an ATM?
-
Will you need an envelope too?
-
How big are your envelope's.
-
Do you wish for me to lick it closed? :P
-
Can I see your tongue?
-
Is it wet enough for you?
-
How wet is it supposed to be?
-
Is it ok to drool?
-
Do you need a towel?
-
Is it a soft towel?
-
Want me to wipe you with it?
-
Are you BAD enough to do it?!
http://youtu.be/u2Aax5ULHvI
SHAMON!
-
How Bad should I be?
-
Can you be...super bad?
-
Why should I be super bad?
-
Don't you know superheroes are hot?
[attachment deleted by admin]
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Want to be my sidekick?
-
Do you need a utility belt?
-
Do you have Super Powers?
-
How did you figure out my secret identity?
-
Are we in the Justice League?
-
What makes you think that?
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Is this the Watchtower?
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How did you locate the Watchtower...beds?
[attachment deleted by admin]
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Do we have bunk beds?
-
Would a water bed be fine instead?
-
Do you need PJ's for the Water Bed?
-
What type of PJs do you got?
-
Are Summer ones okay?
-
Did you bring a pillow?
-
Do you have a blanket?
-
Will a comforter do?
-
Do you go to sleep?
-
What's "sleep"?
??? ;D
-
Should we stay up?
-
Can you go all...night...long?
-
Will we wake the neighbours?
-
Are you THAT loud?
-
Do you have anything to keep me quiet?
-
Don't you have an inside voice?
-
Do I have to whisper?
-
What's that on your lips?
-
Is it lipstick?
-
Didn't you just eat some ice cream?
-
Is there some dripping from my mouth?
-
Do you want a napkin?
-
Can you whipe my cheek?
-
How dirty did you get?
-
Am I very dirty?
-
Have you got a rap sheet?
-
Do you have any handcuffs?
-
What makes you think I'm a cop?
-
Can I see your badge?
-
Can you recite the alphabet backwards?
-
Do I have to walk along this line?
-
Will you please breathe into this straw?
-
Is this a soda ?
-
Why don't you call it a pop?
-
Can I have a taste?
-
Do you sip or slurp?
-
Can I take a big gulp?
-
Are we at the 7-11 Convenience Store now?
-
Aren't we getting snacks for ourselves?
-
Do you got the munchies?
-
Are we going to the Movies?
-
Where's the lobby?
-
Do you have the tickets?
-
Where's your end of the payment?
-
Do you except Visa?
-
How about Mastercard?
-
Does it give out cash?
-
Do you need to exchange currency?
-
How much is that in New Zealand Dollars?
-
What are New Zealand Dollars?
-
So you have any Canadain Loony?
-
How about we go to a bank?
-
Do you have an acount?
-
How much do you got to deposit?
-
Aren't we making a withdraw?
-
Did you bring an envelope for the money?
-
How much are we withdrawing ?
-
Can I take out a lot?
-
What are we spending the money on?
-
Didn't you know it's for Father's Day?
-
What gift are we getting?
-
Which coffee mug looks better to get?
-
Haven't we got enough of those?
-
Didn't you know we need lots of coffee mugs when going to Starbucks?
-
Where is Starbucks?
-
Have you never been to Seattle, Washington?
-
Is that where the White House is?
-
How should I know?
(I'm Canadian, eh! ::) )
-
Aren't you the travel guide?
-
When did they make me the tour guide?
-
Are we tourists?
-
Do I look like a foreigner?
-
Are we in our home town?
-
Where ARE we?
-
Is this the Castle with the Princess?
-
Where's the red key then?
-
What red key?
-
Are you colour blind?
-
Is this the potions store?
-
Is that cake really a lie?
-
How many gold coins does it cost?
-
Are you trying to get 100 for an extra life?
-
Is this the Boss battle stage?
-
Can you not see he's just a mid-boss?
-
Is this a dating sim game?
-
Did you bring the flowers?
-
Are we double dating?
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Can we swap our dates?
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Do I get the Shy gal?
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When can you make the date?
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Are we meeting somewhere?
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Do you know the way to the Central Park?
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Are we in New York?
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Would you like to see a Broadway show?
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Are the Yankees playing today?
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Why would anyone want to see that old Yankee team?
;D
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Hasn't the NFL started?
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Are you ready for some football?
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Why don't they use their feet?
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How should I know, do I look like a coach?
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Am I the Coach?
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Can you use a whistle?
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Do we need a whistle?
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Did you bring a flag instead to toss?
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Why do I need a flag?
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How are you going to call a penalty without a flag?
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Do I use a hand signal?
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How did you make that gesture?
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Should I use both hands?
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What is that in your hands?
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Is it an Adult toy?
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Does it vibrate?
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Where do I put it?
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Can you slip down your pants?
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Should I do it right here?
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Are you afraid to get naked in public?
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Isn't this a nudeist beach?
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How did you figure that out?
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Is that Miseltoe your standing under?
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Should I be looking upwards?
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Are you counting down to New Years?
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What do you see in the future?
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Do you have a giant meccha?
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How do you drive this thing?!
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What powers this thing ?
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Have you ever heard of solar power?
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Where's the Sun?
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Do you got your shades on to look for the Sun? 8)
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Isn't it night time?
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What are you wearing to bed?
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Are we sharing a bed?
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Do you want top or bottom bunk?
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Do you have a pillow?
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Will you need a firm pillow or a fluffy one?
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Can we share the banket?
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Why are there no plushies in here?
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Would you like some pocky?
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Is it strawberry-flavoured?
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Do you want to share it?
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Who brought the milk?
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Would you like a cookie?
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Is it chocolate chip?
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Would you like to Share?
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How many can you eat?
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Want to have half each?
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Where did they come from?
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Didn't you bring them ?
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When did you think I brought anything here?
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Isn't this your bag?
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Where did you find that?
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Didn't you give it to me?
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Why don't I recall doing that?
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Wasn't it part of the plan?
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How should I know?
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Who's Idea was it?
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Where's that mad scientist hiding?
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Are you the mad scientist?
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How did you know I was mad?
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Is this your lab coat?
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Where did you find that?
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Isn't this Mount Justice?
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Do you know Zatanna's secret word?
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Are we superheros?
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Do you believe in justice?
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Are we the good guys?
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Would you prefer to be naughty?
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How naughty do you mean?
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What is your opinion on whips and handcuffs?
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Are we going to do some naughty roleplay?
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Why do you always make our roleplaying game sessions so kinky?
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Isn't that why we got the big bed?
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Did you bring your pyjamas?
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Is it a King Sized?
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How did you know I was a King?
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Am I a Prince?
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Where's your crown?
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Isn't this the Fire Nation?
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Can you drop it like it's hot?
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Is it getting hot in here?
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Can you make the dance floor sizzle?
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Do you have Saturday Night Fever?
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Why not do the Hustle?
http://youtu.be/Lxk0qFTcQSk
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Shouldn;t we be twerking instead?
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Who can do the Twist?
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How low can you go?
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Are we limbo dancing now?
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Is this dancing with the stars?
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Do you know...FAN DAN GO?
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How do you say that name?
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Why can't you annunciate?
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What's my accent?
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Do you speak French?
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Do Naughty words in French count?
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Voulez-vous couches avec moi ce soir?
[Would you like to sleep with me tonight?]
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How big is your bed?
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Is King Sized big enough?
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Do you have a pillow case?
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Have you ever had a pillow fight?
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May I use my big Anime charcter's pillows?
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Who is on your pillows?
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Do you like Evangelion?
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Did you mean this series? (see below added photo!)
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Do you have it on DVD?
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Are you ok with Blu-Ray?
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Who's Blu-Ray player should we use?
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Do we need to rent one?
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Should we use mine?
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How do you make it work?
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Do you have a big screen television.
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Is 24 inches big enough for you?
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Does it have HD picture quality?
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What the hell is that?
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Whatca Talking about?
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Can you understand the words coming out of my mouth?
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Could you put it in words I understnd?
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How about I write it on this chalkboard?
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Is this a classroom?
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Did you know that I'm a certified teacher?
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Am I a student?
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Do you know the answer to this equation?
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Is this the student council room?
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Are you looking for the President?
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Are you the student council President?
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Why does my political past matter?
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How do I join the council?
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How many years have you attended this Academy?
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Is this where transfer students report in?
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Are you a foreigner from Down Under?
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Do I have that obvious an accent?
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Will I be able to tell what you're saying?
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Is the show subtitled?
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Did you press the Spanish Announcers' button instead?
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Aren't we speaking Japanese?
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Are you turning Japanese now?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktBB7g9U4Oo
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Are we in a Anime?
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Is it beginning to look a lot like an anime XXX-Mas?
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Do I have a sailor uniform?
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Are you opposed to borrowing from the Sailor Scouts?
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Am I the hero or the villan ?
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Can you laugh maniacally?
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Are you the sidekick?
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Why can't I be your partner instead?
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Do you transform into a sword?
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Why do I need to be a sword when I know kung-fu?
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Who taught you Kung Fu?
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Do you know Old Man Fu on top of Mount Fuji?
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Is he the one with a harem?
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Why do all perverted old men got to have a harem?
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Do you think he'll give us a harem?
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How much do you got to buy a harem?
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Aren't Harem's free ?
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Did you know there are hot springs to find some harem ladies?
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Where is the nearest hot spring?
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Do you hear what I hear?
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Was it ladies moaning?
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Have you ever heard a woman orgasm?
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Did she scream my name?
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What's my name?
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Who are you ?
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Can you guess who I am?
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How many guesses do I get?
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Where did you go to learn about math?
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Is the answer 69?
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Why would you ever suggest a 69? ;D
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Is this the orgy? ;)
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How many people can fit in the bed?
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Do we have to use the bed ;) ?
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Can we use the folding out futon?
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Is this a hot spring?
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Do you need to take a dip?
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Where are my swim trunks?
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Can you teach me how to swim?
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Where is the spa pool?
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Can you read the map?
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Why do we have a map?
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Who can afford a GPS system?
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What direction should we head in?
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Where is the warmest spot in the world?
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Why do you ask?
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Do you know how COLD it is here?
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Is it a a lot warmer here?
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Are you not seeing me sweat?
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Are we on a tropical island?
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How can you tell apart between a tropical island and Sochi, Russia?
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Am I cute anime that's representative of my country?
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Which anime character are you supposed to be?
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Is this a action anime ?
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Can you charge into battle with all of your might?
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Do I have to get in the giant Robot?
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Why do chicks dig giant robots?
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Are their any magical girls in this?
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What is this MOON PRISM POWER?
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Are any of them cousins?
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Who would think that they're not simply lesbian lovers? ::)
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Is this a yaoi or yuri show?
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Have you never been into a hentai room?
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Is there dubbed hentai?
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Are the moans too loud?
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Is this set at a school?
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Who is the new homeroom teacher?
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Is she the one with glasses ?
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Where did she get that fine teaching outfit?
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Am I the mysterious transfer student?
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Are you an esper, time traveller or alien?
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Is this an endless eight time loop?
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How much time do you have?
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Is it daylight savings time?
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Have the days gotten longer?
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Is it getting colder?
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Why should the cold bother me anyway?
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How should we keep warm?
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Where did I put that blanket?
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Where are the pillows?
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Do you have a body pillow?
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Is it one of those anime gal one's ?
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Why can't it have a guy on it?
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Is it a kawli guy?
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How much Kawaii cuteness is too much?
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What's it Moe factor rating?
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What does the Scouter say?
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Is it a number over 9000 ?
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Why is it so high?
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Is it going by the Muta scale?
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How much can you bleed?
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Is someone wearing a bunny cosplay?
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Does the bunny want a carrot?
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Is the carrot in your pants?
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Are you happy to see me?
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Was I singing the Happy Song?
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What is the Happy song?
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Do you want to learn the words?
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Can you spell it out for me?
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How do you spell it?
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Where is the dictionary?
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Do you use a spell check?
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What about a thesaurus?
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What letter is it under?
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How should I know?
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Who's the teacher?
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Do you want one who wears glasses?
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Doesn't she teach sex ed?
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Where is the G-Spot located?
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Do you need me to demonstrate?
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How do you do this?
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Will this be an oral test?
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What sounds are coming out of your mouth?
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Is my accent to strong?
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Can you speak slower?
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Is this slow enough ?
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Would you read this script for me?
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Did I write this script?
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Who is your lead actress?
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Is this the big sex scene?
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Can you zoom in close?
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Is this movie going to be in 3D?
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Have you ever visited an IMAX theatre?
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Is that the one with the big screen?
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How can you miss the Surround Sound?
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Is it in technicolor?
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How many colours are in a rainbow?
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Is it my coat of many colours ?
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How did you make it Technicolor?