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A haiku is an unrhymed 17 syllable poem of Japanese origin. It usually has a seasonal reference. The structure is:
line one - 5 syllables, line two - 7 syllables, line three - 5 syllables
TM twisted ……..A Dirty, erotic, or just plain fun haiku
He told her not to
She lifts up her hem higher
He tugs panties down
Haikus are easy
but sometimes they dont make sense
Refrigerator
There may be a few linguistic nuances ~ * Grins*
Cambridge American
http://www.dictionary.cambridge.org/define.asp?key=medicine*1+0&dict=A
Cambridge British
http://dictionary.cambridge.org/define.asp?dict=CALD&key=49637&ph=on
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So I take it the goal of this game is for us to write a Haiku?
And make it dirty, erotic or just plain fun?
*gives it a whirl*
She goes down on him
He lays back and relaxes
Petting dogs is fun
Like that? *grins*
Thanks for the new game tess!!!
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uh huh just like that ..........
Against the door
He teased with his tongue
She grinds harder
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Okay I have to call you on this one! You really need to check the number of syllables in a word! *chuckles*
You have a 4 - 5 - 4 I think?
More like a Hai!
Must be all those birthday preparations?
She is making plans
Trying to get it all done
It has undone her
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*laughing*
So you think a blonde
And dismiss because of that?
Take this and that. Sir - or - Yes, Probably right.. ;D
Better give the "ku" too
Pushed against the door
He teased, licked with his tongue tip
She grinds hips harder
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Ohhhhh! Much better!
I did read it twice
And needed both hands to count
But you did it right!
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Flattered, smiles with your praise
Read it once and then again.
Both hands! you meant me! :o
whispers ........and I did! *grins*
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6-7-5?
*whispers* Flattered is 2 syllables.
Try an abacus
For counting the syllables
Would that help you out?
*blinks innocently*
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*shit* PMSL
smiles with your praise
Read it once and then again.
Both hands! you meant me :P
Well what do you know
Yes. Will do a smart retort
When abacus arrives ::)
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Okay. I have to think you are taking the Mickey on me?
As both of these are off now.
*bites tongue to keep from laughing*
Umm tess?
If you take away 2 syllables from 6 you have 4 left.
So now it is 4-7-5 on the first one?
And the second one is a 5-7-6?
*wipes the tears from my eyes from trying not to laugh*
When ab a cus ar rives
*gives up and sits down laughing until my stomach hurts*
She has a new game
But does not understand it
I am such a shit! ;D
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*PMSL*
My tummy hurts more!!!
And what moi? take the mickey????
nope,pure blonde blinks twice.
Yes! smiles with your praise
Read it once and then again.
Both hands! you meant me
Well what do you know
Yes. Will do a smart retort
When abacus here
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Thanks to Temptess for the new game
Thanks for the new game
We will do our best to play
Continue onwards!
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*writes Haru a ticket for excessive syllables in a 7 syllable zone*
More words then allowed
I feel compelled to show you
Can you say anal? :D
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*laughing* and boy you know I count yours so closely every time DTM
One of these days.....
think anal is good
When mixed with a sense of style
Mutters, and counts yours.
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Apology and Editing
I thought I was fine
I was so thoroughly wrong
This time it is right.
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Where’s the chloroform?
Damn it - He’s starting to stir
Waxing is not complete
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*cracking up as I issue you a ticket*
Although I am ALMOST positive the 's add a syllable I am positive the last line has 6 anyways. So you're busted either way.
Nice story line though. Yikes! and Ouch!
Overanalyze
It is what I like to do
I so need a life!
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May have to call you on that *grins* I still think it is right.
Lasciviously
She licks,his tip "Delicious"
Delectable, man
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Call me on that? What? The apostrophes? Okay maybe.
But the last line.....
Wax-ing is not com-plete
You think that is 5 syllables? *snorts*
*whispers* When does the abacus arrive?
It is not too hard
but if you keep licking it
It will get harder
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It arrives tomorrow *mutters*
So will licking lead
To fornication or just
Dual masturbation?
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Weekend
The weekend is here.
Enjoy football sundays, ya!
Rest up your muscles.
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Such a pretty girl
Her pigtails were like handles
No Cheques, Cash Only Please
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*cracking up*
tess, tess, tess *shakes my head*
Your last two both have 6 in the last line.
Du-al Mas-tur-ba-tion
No cheques, Cash on-ly please
*puts my gold stars away for the day*
She was so ready
He was not in the mood yet
Off to get shoes then
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Sunday NFL
Go Forty Niners!
Stay injury free due to
Fantasy league too.
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He wanted it quick
She could not resist asking
"As opposed to what?"
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Cheque ~ One syllable thou Check er had two.
Note: thou the word Dual has two vowels i.e A and U .....the linguistic nuances of the Australian language pronounces the word "Jewl" not Do al or Du al but "Jewl"
One syllable ....
Therefore we need to clarify that if it will be based on vowels not pronunciation.
Perhaps it is time
See the writing on the wall
Haiku is not me........
But then again……”meh”.
Who would get a ticket?
If I was not here?
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*tries not to crack up*
Ummm I never said cheque was two syllables. It is the word "only" I'm thinking has more then one? So if there are 5 words in the line and one has 2 syllables....... I'm just saying. *chuckles*
And I use Yahoo dictionary to double check (cheque?) syllables. Thus dual = 2. ALthough I suppose calling Oz rules on me can work in that case.
But I so can't let the latest one go.
Who would get a tick-et = 6
Unless you're going to try to convince me that Aussie's pronounce would as 2 syllables? Wuh-ood?
And you know you like getting tickets. As you're waiting to get enough that I arrest you and put you in the cuffs. *blinks*
She wants the tickets
So he will tell her to spread
And put the cuffs on
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She likes them tight
To feel secure and safe
But wiggles any way.
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No Topic
I had no clue for
A topic for this haiku
So Hug a Mailbox!
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tess!
Okay now I think you are taking the Mickey!
4-6-6?
Some beers and good food
Now my tummy is too full
I will sleep tonight!
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*behaves*
Alas, dear Poobah
I will I do I promise ;D
Wasn’t me, buddy!
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Poobah of this place
It puts a grin on my face
Until I get maced
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To Mace or not Mace
It's all downhill from there
rock scissors paper
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A bold little girl.
something matters very much
Looks for a star stamp :(
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*laughs*
Well I am still protesting whether possessive "s" adds a syllable or not!
Thus your second to last one is questionable IMHO. And I am DTM after all. ;D
(Although your last one is correct!)
Still waiting for a "clean" non-disputable one. *fingers my Gold star sheet*
Sometimes I want this
And sometimes I prefer that
A politician
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If your possessive notation relates to "It's" I can satisfy your concern
it is ONE syllable. ;D
A sob myself blue
first I beg and now hardball
I have been so good! :o
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Ummm. So if "It's" = 1 syllable then that Haiku was a 5-6-5. If you had used "It is" then it would have worked.
It's all down-hill from there = 6
It is all down-hill from there = 7
I swear I'm just following the rules you listed at the start of this game!
So begging for gold
On a Haiku that is wrong
You will wait for long
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I always fancied
A Possessive Man trait. No
Characteristic!
I have given up
My longing for a star stamp
Elephant instead!!!!!
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And then there were two
Both following all the rules
Two gold stars for you!
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Thanksgiving weekend
Early for us Canucks, eh?
Yanks get it next month.
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Oh no the pressure !
is measured by star amount!
Two so far. Sweet bliss
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Aerio my cat
Blocking my screen and wanting
His food right now, eh!
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It’s not about you
it's not even about me
Its how many stars. :o
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The Price is Right, bitch
Drew or Bob, it is all good
Spin that wheel pronto!
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Looks at all the lines
Sees how good everyone does
Gold stars all around!
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Whohoooooo *does a lil dance*
Phone broken again
Yet another one bites the dust.
I am pure Luddite. :-\
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Uh oh! A 5-8-5
A-noth-er = 3 *frowns*
Yes he is writing
Tickets for the bad haiku
Did you miss me much?
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No! No! and No! Stamps foot I deleted the Yet! :o*mutters @ self*
Bugger >:(
Is a white lie ok?
Or a sin of omission?
Is weather nice there? :P
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Please let the Rays win
Not another Red Sox win
World Series coming!
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A white lie maybe
But ok is more then one
Ticketed again! ;)
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first try... waits for the judging...
tummy is hungry
tormented with images
now need to go eat
???
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Tri tip is yummy
All secreted with flavor
Raven does not know. :(
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now i have eaten
the drooling has stopped for now
its time for champagne
;D
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Stopped threw me a bit
But it is perfect again
Is tess taking notes? ;D
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I don’t think she is
She knows the secret you see
Simplification
Besides without me
It would be a total snore
A blonde A asset
No one else to tease
No topping to be done. See
A public whip E! :P
Should I? Perhaps. Thinks
Make this Haiku separate
Raven told you see.
About the post count
I am ahead already
Lucky Lucky me! ;D
Never mess with tess ;)
She may be one syllable
But she CAN Haiku
Much Much Much better
Than a miserable one
Or even a two
Have fun pretty please
You may need to Count again
Extraordinary :P
(http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc216/temptessa/f0a8af1ed67960b882c50c6b5d35d0e341a.gif)
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OH MY GOSH TEMPTESS
That Anime GIF Rocks, eh!
Made my weekend there.
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Like it too Haru!
Anime suited the urge
To poke the Poke E ;)
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Looks at all the words
Counts and counts the lines. Again
Just to be certain
Looks at the bottom
Sees how often they are changed
Tries not to chuckle
Seems funny to gloat
When they must have been wrong once
Maybe thats just me ;)
So I will just type
One more Haiku (With no edits)
Arrogant arse hole! ;D
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Check once and then twice
No Star! Gee, Deserves a page
A minimum three!
And edits? Oh yes.
Not for reason you decreed
Additions and gif .
Time of the essence
Required me to disappear
Then to reappear
Administer God
Edits not just corrections
All gone to your head?
Giggles with delight
A sin of omission. Yes?
Have more Post than thee
Look what I have done
Oh! Another long, Haiku
Better not Edit !
But you must know now
I have a soft spot for One
Arrogant arse hole
Perhaps tender heart
But I like to think is more
Calling of the soul
Master of Haiku
The moment where lips open
And she breathes a “oh”
He guides her hips
Yes they have found a rhythm now
She, yielding to thee
Her lips now forming
Sealing her fate. Her eyes plead
A Tango tonight.?
Or would you rather
Teach me to Haiku perhaps?
In my pants or bed?
Is a risk I know
To give approval alone
Could not resist this!
(http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc216/temptessa/Untitled-7-1.jpg)
(http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc216/temptessa/Stamp_Whore.jpg)
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question is to sleep
or stay awake just to see
someone that may be
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I cannot think big
Temptess did a nice long one
Good for a sweet kiss.
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Chuckles at my girl
I dare say you type a lot
But eyesight is poor 8)
Thy more posts then thee?
Abacus still not arrived?
Aussie math is strange! ;)
As I have counted
Crunched the numbers, Done the math
Over three thousand ;D
Is that not a lot?
He said all innocently
Seems a lot to me? :)
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I disavow all
knowledge of these people here
don't know what they do
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INFURIATING
Counted once and then again
You sure that’s allowed? ???
To abuse power
Like sweet Alaskan Sarah?
I should run now. Yes? :-*
Perhaps it is best
If I start yielding I think
Whimpers on her knees
I am wrong. Concede
Send back abacus. Upgrade
Over three thousand
Powerful ? Oh Yes
But Innocent ? Oh please. Please! :o
And eyesight is good
I have my own stamp ;D
Over Three thousand. No Stamp.
Administrator
And sweet troubled admin
Your problem resolved, demote
Administrator ;)
(http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc216/temptessa/Untitled-7-1.jpg)
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Admin answered but
We are your friends remember?
We have loopy minds!
:P
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Thinks my point is made
Decides to begin again
Velociraptor! :P
Oh but not before
Handing tess a page of stars
Way to go baby! ;)
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does passion speak loud
to ones ears it must reach to
respond, yes he does
~just playing~ :)
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Thank you for the stars.
Cheers to the thread back on track
Bringing sexy back …..
Whisper sweet nothings
Kiss me slow, kiss me harder
But tie me up first. ;)
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the moon lights the dark
the fire burns in the soul
the lust flows deepest
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Make it creative...
Panties puddled on the floor
Let me count the ways
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Counting is so hard
How many syllables here?
1 2 3 4 5 ;D
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Lousy mood today
Will be away a while so
Busy 'til Monday
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as the rain pours down
puddles form on grass and road
reflections smile back
these are kinda fun... :D
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yes, that kind of day
pure unadulterated
Overload. More tea!
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Error Has Occurred!
posting from IP less than
Please, again later. :(
Hugs sweet Haru
Wanted to say Best wishes
On Canada Trip :-*
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Loveliest tempt-tess
I swear I did not do it
three thousand was him
innocence I claim
his numbers he did inflate
'twas not I, all him
ideas for a
sweet vengeance, you may offer
I am open, too
BG
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Not that long a trip
Toronto Sunday Meeting
Came once more, now off!
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the sun it does shine
darkness still too far away
its the moon i crave
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Oh. Sweet Sweet Admin
A genuine, wicked mind
Urgently needed
But a problem. See.
The one I know who fits this …
Bloody hell is He!
A remedy though
Could, Would a perhaps maybe?
Junior Member day…. ;)
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sweet smooth and ready
bend over My girl He speaks
One! Two! Thank You Sir
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Humiliation
Her skin a soft crimson hue
Waiting just for Him
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It appears to me
The great Admin wants a war
I was being nice
Or is it just her
trying to raise the stakes here
Staying with the nice
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He, A bigger man
Though technically not hard
I am 5 foot 2 ;D
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Ponders 5 foot 2
Gets the abacus does math
Will it fit 6 2? ;)
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Demonstration?
Or just a lot of practice
Urgently needed ;)
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Leaving for Meeting
Tomorrow yet someone pulled
The Fire Alarm now... >_<
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Rain, rain go away
I am ready for summer
Must be Seattle!
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Halloween is near.
Make up stories in that theme
And post them on Masque!
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Hope change all the same
The lesser of two evils
I should be the prez! ;D
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Fever fells my brain
Hallowe'en draws nearer still
Will my pen obey?
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Welcome libertyelyot!
Welcome to the site.
Play games here anytime as
Well as post often!
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Halloween is done
Voting for prez tomorrow
Which is spookier?
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Weekend is near so
Time to chill out and watch out
Snow might fall soon, yikes!
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Dog at vet again
The bills really add up quick
Can you say goldfish?
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Out of town this week
To go perform improv shows
Wish me good luck, ta!
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The water is flat
And the clouds are low and grey
Calm before the storm?
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I will be back soon.
My glasses broke; new ones come
This week, then can see!
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Jumping up and down
Haru. Can you see things yet
No one is playing!
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I AM BACK WATCH OUT!
I can see clearly now since
I got new specs, YO!
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Looks out for Haru
He sounds like a gangsta now
Welcome back my friend
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Respect the Blasian*
I call yo momma so fat
Her shadow is shade!
*ENDNOTE: Blasian is my coined term I used in comedy improv for my sad attempt of an Asian sounding Black/gangsta like. lol
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*cracking up* at Blasian! Nice
The new year is here
Things can only get better
Knocks wood to be sure
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Welcome back Head Mod.
Let us hope for more players
In Salon Games, come!
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So nice to be back
Slowly playing games again
Not that I am slow!
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Snowing outside now
The place is white as the cream
Of an Oreo!
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Now it is just rain
All brown and muddy outside
Just like choccy cake
(it is too a word with 2 syllables!)
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I'm liking these games
They're nice and distracting
Thank you DTM
:-*
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So glad you are here
We need more people to play
Oh yes the games too! ;)
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slowly licking him
memorizing with my tongue
his pleasure is mine
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Sensing her hunger
Waiting for the right moment
The pizza is done!
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he left me behind
as if we'd never spoken
what do I do now?
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Witty banter here
Using words to push buttons
Is it Go or Stop?
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Welcome new-cummers!
I meant, newcomers, of course!
Have sexy fun here!
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See MD I said
The games are erotic fun
Let yourself go wild
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My cats are weirdos.
Sleep on my bed one moment.
Humping fights the next!
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I don't wanna go!
A fourty-five minute drive
Just to hit Wal-Mart!
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Wal-mart is big, see
One we went to was seven
Football fields long, WOW!
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Lit's lagging... again.
Right in the middle of fun.
Dammit all to hell.
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I should never play
These Salon Games so fast and
Mess up "...In my Pants..."
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Trying to play some
But finding the time is hard
Also what she said!
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This is reallly strange
Don't know just what to write here
Guess I'll do haiku!
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Welcome Sunny, yay!
Enjoy all the word games here
In the salon, ta!
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She saw him coming
Duck and cover only chance
Too late All sticky
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Winter sucks a lot.
Six more weeks of this snow since
That Groundhog said So...
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Winter sucks a lot?
Where do I sign up for that?
I need some sucking!
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Sign up for sucking
Just right this way, gentlemen
A suck and a fuck!
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This way gentlemen?
I hope that is a short line
Fast Pass an option? ;)
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Valentine's Day Comes
So get to posting some love
Poems or Stories!
HOLIDAY CHALLENGE!
http://www.themasque.net/forums/index.php/topic,192.msg3834.html#new
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I heart my doggy
But when I first picked her up
I had to spade her
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Love is in the air!
Give a hug to loved ones but
Don't hug moving cars!
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It is sunny out
But when she sees her new man
In Sunny it is!
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In his arms again
I cannot wait to be there
Might even see snow!
(Thank you DTM for the last one! Mmmmmwah!)
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You are so welcome
Hoping it is a swell time
You know what I mean ;)
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Hug your loved ones this
Valentine's Day and treat them
To romantic times!
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All the topics done
DTM is on the run
Time to find more fun
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Weekend almost done
But enjoy Sundays always!
Toodles to you all!
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Monday has arrived
House back to myself for now
porn rabbit dot com!
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Family Day now
Some new holiday made up
To have a day off!
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Hope it is paid day
But family day sounds fun
A day to avoid?
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This is going to be the ONLY haiku I ever submit.
Penis vagina
Penis vagina penis
Vagina penis
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*cracking up*
Oh c'mon now! That was a great first effort!
Besides you can't ever run the boards unless you do them. Ha!
MD is funny
But penis vagina girl?
Are you a TS?
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Everyone is gone
Have to play with myself then
Story of my life! :(
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MD Defeated?
Haru is now MIA
Time for fake nicknames?
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I come on when free.
Do not fret or make faux names.
We need no spammers.
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Yay Haru is back
Let the games begin again
I have run the boards
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Tonight the Oscars
Will Show on TV and try
To end by midnight.
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I saw the oscars
They did keep me entertained
Yay for Wolverine!
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Post One Thousand and
One Hundred for me total
Means I post a lot.
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I reset my posts
Trying to keep it legit
Still number one Woot!
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DAMN my neck hurts now.
It is painful to turn it.
Due to cat on chair...
(The things I do to let my cats sleep on my good chair, heh)
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I like the pussy
But maybe not the same way
I like mine all wet!
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*shakes head* I'll have to keep that one in mind for future inspiration!
It's too bad I suck
Oh, how I despise haiku
But run boards, I must!
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Too bad that you suck?
Sounds like a great skill to me
Go Mister MD!
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I have seen the light
Hearts and romance no, sex yes
Now I love haiku!
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Haiku not high brow
Anything goes in haiku
Fuck slut cocksucker!
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such a mouth has he
such language spoketh he
'twill be soap for sure
*smirks*
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Mine words give me up
Foul and wretched man am I
Thus it always is
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foul and wretched, he
ever typical, said she
his name? DTM
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She runs me through hard
Tis a woeful end for me
Perhaps I will pee
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Hopefully no blood
Her sword is sharp; her tongue worse
Yea! Sisterly love
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Incestuous sis
Offering her tongue to me
I do declare "Yikes!"
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Okay, that's just gross
only a boy would think that
brothers are so weird
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Twas not me said it
Twas you my dearest sister
Boys rule girls doth drool!
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an apostrophe
isn't a cheat, silly man
's a useful tool
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Who you calling tool
How rude of you to say such
I am telling mom
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this girl doesn't drool
except over chocolate
and Orlando Bloom
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mamma is always
on my side; you should ask her
mamma loves me best
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Smirks at my big sis
I think this is at an end
Walks off smirking big
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walk walk silly man
it's only temporary
I'll feel better soon
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Kisses you on cheek
I know you are feeling sick
You'll win next time *snorts*
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kissing me was bad
i am a sniffling girl
now you will get sick
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I play if I must
though it is really not fair
you're left in the dust
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Make a haiku rhyme
But that will take much more time
The dust tastes of lime
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Count 5-7-5
Easy until you try it
Stop and watch birds fly
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when did you taste dust?
how do you know it is lime?
why did you eat that?
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Read the siblings post
She doth left me in the dust
Then blew the next one!
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bite me already
mom already loves me best
she came to show you
:P
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End of day is near
Caffeine has run it's course now
Time to vegetate
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Wow, that was many
Replies of haikus. Catch up
Was fun though, take care! :)
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Intoxicating
The smell of her after sex
Edible undies
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Just one Question
About edible undies
Do they taste like Chicks?
;D
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*ponders giving Haru a Haiku ticket*
I don't really know
All just theory to myself
Ask about the ramp!
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I know, was going over and over again in my head about how many syllables "question" counts as and settled on 3.
Daylight Savings Time
For North America so
Spring Forward One Hour!
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I love MSU
I'm biased as an alum
Beat Purdue - Go Green!
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Busy day waiting
On emails so am gaming here.
Waiting sure sucks bad...
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Beat purdue for what
Did they take something from you
Does not watch the sports
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Stupid trucks beeping
Hacking up all the sidewalk
Please! Shut the hell up!
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Better than my place.
Trucks outside are not just loud
But the place shakes too!
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Solitude right here
Nice living on the water
Sucks I have to move :-[
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I think once done here
I will go get some food next.
Have a swell dinner!
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It is cold again
I thought we were done with this!
Hurry up solstice!
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Bright and sunny here
A bit windy and chilly
Who wants to snuggle?
:o
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Jumps in MD's lap
I will take that offer please!
Woot, woot and more woot!
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Can't help but giggle
At a penguin in her lap
What will he do next?
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Toronto teams suck
Talk radio is about
How we win nothing... >:(
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Seattle teams too
Mariners fun to watch though
Garlic fries yummy!
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Oh, Haruhifan
at least you have a ball team
I have nothing here
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Roses are reddish
Violets are blue so they say
Tomorrow Friday
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Friday the 13th
Watch out for black kitty cats
And that Jason guy!
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No bad luck today
In fact maybe it was good
DTM had sex!
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That's not just good, hon
That's a fuckin' miracle!
*smiles adorably*
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As anime loads
I reply to Salon games
Here and there sometimes!
BTW if you're wondering about syllables for anime, it's pronounced A-Nee-May so it's three.
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I'm getting hungry
Gonna rummage through the 'fridge
All I find is booze!
-
Booze you say? Sounds like
The fridge of my old dorm room
With none of it mine.
-
Refrigerator
That's what my living room is
Clothes... a good idea!
-
Did you know that I,
Haru like to vacuum in
The nude? Nude cleaning!
-
Got a call for work
Detroit Tigers on TV
Today's a good day!
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A Woot for MD
Hope the work call turns out well
Crosses my fingers
-
Monday mundane here.
So to spice it up a bit
Weird Al - Headline News!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqXLqYSyzXI
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Nearly spring here now
Warm days and bursting flowers
Maybe in August!
-
My monitor broke
At the least opportune time
Left unsatisfied
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A Saint Patrick's Day
I ate green frosted cookie
Since beer is yucky
-
Sitting on his lap
Wiggling and squirming around
Rising beneath me
-
Am Watching my cat
Who has breathing problems so
Hoping he get well...
-
My condolences
Your sweet boy was oh so cute
Take good care, Haru
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He is gone sadly,
But I know he is looking
On me and cat Sean.
***
Thanks to all as I return to normancy slowly.
-
So quiet in here
DTM must be busy
My haiku still sucks
-
A haiku that sucks?
That would be interesting
You know what I mean ;)
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I am back to norm
Gaming like I know I can.
And bringing hentai!
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Yay Haru is back
I have been missing Hentai
Let's see more of it
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I have been up late
It is six in the morn here.
To see Naruto.
Naruto is pronounced NA - ROO - TOE so 3 syllables...and yep playing here as I wait for it on CR! http://www.crunchyroll.com/library/Naruto_Shippuden And yes I'm such a nerd to wait all night and morn to see this worldwide simulcast. :D Hey at least using the waiting time to be here!
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Heading out of town
Going to Amarillo
Can't wait to get drunk!
-
Kitten is prowling
Amarillo be alert
Check out her short skirt ;)
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Oh, dreaded haiku
The necessary evil
Of running the board
;D
-
I had a moment
A lesson was understood.
No hold pee too long. :P
-
Laughing at Haru
Trying not to imagine
Did he pee his pants? :D
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Do an Easter piece
A sexy bunny story
Or draw lusty chicks!
http://www.themasque.net/forums/index.php/topic,210.msg6178.html#new
for this month's Holiday Challenge, good luck!
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An advertisement
For sexy animal porn
Haru is kinky!
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Waiting, loading stuff
To watch new Spring anime
No furries shows...yet...
For syllables, anime is 3 (A-Knee-May). For the anime I watch, I watch from a few sites like http://www.zomganime.com so enjoy!
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Today a friend weds
A 23 year old kid
The sex blows her mind!
-
My Habs won tonight
Now in Seventh Place in East
Playoffs here we come!
-
Playoff fever, eh?
The Red Wings will take Stanley
At least I hope so. ;D
-
Sorry Tigers fans,
Jays won the Home Opener
Twelve to Five, Thanks Roy!
-
Ugh my poor Tigers
2008 Flashbacks - no!
God, we need pitching
-
Nice midwestern twang
But talking about step kids
So not a turn on! ;)
-
Waiting for loading
Of the new episode of
Alchemist online!
Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood Episode one, enjoy at http://www4.funimation.com/video/?page=video&v=1832 straight from the makers subbed in English!
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Alchemist: good art
Really, I prefer hentai
and love tentacles
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I know you love slick
Tentacles wrapping you up
Pleasing while squirting. ;)
Just for the needy
Here the Inu Yasha gals
Will demonstrate, yay!
(INU YASHA is as you say it so it's 4 syllables total.)
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We will fight Boston
To the bloody end on ice
GO HABS GO Hockey!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dd/100years_canadiens.jpg)
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Habs are good and all
But we all know the true champs
Detroit Red Wings rock!
-
Detroit will do well
But somehow the Cup's coming
Back to Canada!
-
Lonely haiku thread
Why doesn't anyone play?
Gotta go "Lost" is on!
-
Well just think up stuff
To make a haiku about
And post anytime!
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*hands MD a Haiku ticket* Six syllables in that last line ya cheater!
Strong hands on her throat
Seeing the fear in her eyes
Will He stop in time
-
*will have to see someone about getting these tickets dismissed*
At last she lets go
His firm grip holding her still
He takes what he needs
-
Nothing like hot seed
All over the lover's face
Painting is real fun!
-
*Wonder what they'll make you do to get that ticket dismissed?* ;)
He bends her over
Taking her from the backside
Rough anal is fun
-
Police Uniform
Can be very hot indeed.
Read my rights slowly?
(http://www.made-in-china.com/image/2f0j00iVTajfQEdtYrM/Sexy-Police-Lingeries-Underwear.jpg)
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Have a good weekend.
Up here it is May two-four.
Victoria Day!
-
Haru is away
Until the weekend so please
Keep the place in check!
***
Alright, I'm off until I get back from my anime con! Keep the place hopping and see you when I return! ;D
Oh and nobody go trying to take over the place...because I PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! See my inspiration:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FGGMPeoTXM
Pinky and the Brain
ZORT! POIT! TA!
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Red Wings are rocking
I think they will go 4 0
Makes a girl happy!
-
I am home again!
My con report to come soon!
Good to be back, yeah!
-
Mocha is Awesome
And from bikini chicas
Is even better ;D
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Weekend here again.
But staying home, not as nuts
As the con was though.
-
Hear special ringtone
Suddenly I'm put on hold
Stop heavy breathing
-
Man boobs are so fun
If no one here to play with
I fondle myself
-
Fondle them moob man
Can you lick your own nipples?
Nipple clamps are fun!
-
Moob man sounds so wrong!
As bad as Kim Se Long Dong
Porn names can be fun!
-
Was trying to know
What moobs are. Haiku now shows
WAY too much info!
-
Anal Admin he
Cracking the whip all can see
Women start to swoon
-
I am full of food.
While working on forum checks
Just about done now!
-
Tuesday morning here
Wonder what I have to do
Oh right watch more porn
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I am watching now
Replay of Colbert Report
SHOW TUNES FOR JONG IL!
(http://cndls.georgetown.edu/applications/posterTool/data/users/kim%20jong%20il%20cartoon.jpeg)
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My mojo has gone
I can't even Haiku well
I miss my mojo
-
Dang, well take time off.
Reflect, regroup, then come back.
And enjoy writing!
-
Summer needs to come
Sooner than later so then
Road trips are sunny!
-
MD is a slut
I saw it written on wall
In the bathroom stall
-
DTM wishes!
He's there for the glory hole
No, the other side
-
If that's what you want
I will turn around for you
Kiss my ass MD!
-
Stroking my strap-on
Kissing is not on my mind
Bend over for me?
-
*blink blink blinkblinkblink*
That is not going to work
Maybe for Haru?
-
But I think there is
A part that is intriguing
I'd use a small one
;)
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Like I believe you
I'd turn back and hear you laugh
Then pass out from pain
-
Haru can do cocks
But also loves pussy like
ASIAN ORGY!
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=fe16eaf731b190fcf00b
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It has been too long
Absent admin back at last
How long will he stay?
-
Welcome back Admin!
Come whenever you can, eh.
Too damn hot my room...
-
I am away now
For the Civic Holiday
Weekend, so play nice!
-
Autumn is here, yay!
Football and new Fall TV.
Come to fill my time!
-
Sitting at U Dub
Watching the pretty coeds
Doh! Here come the cops!
-
Cannot run the boards
If I post naughty pictures
Cops will come for sure.
-
The Cops are babies
When it comes to men like you
Dare you Double Dare :P :P
*pressure*
-
Come to men like me?
Prison would be bad for me
I am too pretty!
-
Toned is Oomph
Pretty, is overrated
Tone thighs tops all
-
Three seven then four
Are you playing the wrong game
Or spiking your tea
???
:P
;D
-
Spiking my Tea Oh
I like that excuse. Yes Please
But just me again
:-X
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OMG Fainting
You did that one correctly
Miracles happen!
;D
-
Eyebrow raised
Defibrillator stat stat
Power surge shame Opps
-
Shakes my head slowly
eye brow raised is only three
Taking the Mickey?
-
I don't think I was
Maybe fingers too fast for Brain
Stop snorting Its Rude!
-
Counts and snorts some more
Middle line seems to have eight
Math is so not you!
:D
-
away can be good
but sometimes there is comfort
in the familiar
-
Janey welcome back
I hope you write more haiku
Need better counters
-
Are you talking bout Me?
ability mathematics
Very over-rated
::)
-
Not one line correct
Someone taking the mickey
Or truly a blonde?
-
A rare pure true Blonde
Elicits great desire
And maybe giggle.
Haiku hackeress
creativity abounds
unfathomable ::)
-
Such a smart arse blonde
But that may be redundant
But a cute arse too
-
mathematical
challenged Upgraded, abacus.
On Special E Bay
*wiggles that arse and nibbles your ankles*
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Surely you do jest
Your new abacus is broke
Hands you a ticket
*snorts*
-
*my real estate portfolio is needing to expand*
Should perhaps retire?
somnolent idiotic
arthritic mellow
Agonises pure
energies recuperate
reconsiders, strut
-
Random word haiku?
Nonsensical chattering
Guess that works for you!
:P
-
As a consequence
Of being accurate Bereft
No Ticket for me
-
Perhaps a ticket
For a different offense
Blonde in non-blonde zone
;D
-
Playing with myself
Here in haikuland is sad
Hands you abacus
-
How does work again?
The best part is yet to come.
Nearly have down pat!
-
Wonders at this news
I think I know what it is
Did you take off shoes?
(Oh no he didn't!)
-
I cannot wait for
Very full bellies bumping
Post dinner sexin'
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Rather then shoes
Seven - two added to five
Bra off Nipples count
-
telling tales naughty
mischievous bigwig wait fear
a dish best served cold
wait for the critics
Tink(er) Tailor soldier Boo!!
a thriller for sure
-
One of three correct
Wonders how you managed that
Have you three nipples?
-
*snorts*
Haiku on the screen...
but will the judgements there, be
as severe as here?
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Judgements from moi, blinks
No idea what you might mean
I would never judge ;D
-
Lessons are advised
index had shops selling books
intended for you. :P
-
Bent over the edge
Waiting for the sharp stinging
Flu shots are painful
-
ohhhhhh good one
leaves me exhausted
constantly yet altering
Christmas shopping list
-
Finally am done
Haiku got interrupted
Damn nosy spouses
-
*laughs* Good one.
Without her consent
Excites her entreating next
My Breasts please bite them
-
Licks very slowly
Going around the nipple
Baby likes his milk!
-
*sigh* Stupid haiku
Welcome home kisses
Exploring fingers follow
Beautiful hunger
-
*laughs* But you did good!
Soft and yielding
Wanting to be taken hard
Submissive woman
-
*coughs and says 'first line only has 4' at the same time*
Christmas tree is up and standing very tall in my house now!
Soaking up fresh water now
Lights and tinsel soon...
-
feeding on small sins
to be there at the moment
when tickets are won ;D
-
(Damn! I knew I should have looked up yielding. Ummm Your first line is too long though!)
Christmas tree next week
Then the fun begins again
Stringing lights is pain
-
(I had to post another as I got this Haiku when a site I tried to surf to did not exist.)
This page is not here
like plum blossoms in the wind
existence is fake
;D
-
Ummmmm.... where do I submit a complaint about someone using his god-like admin powers for evil?
-
You want to submit?
I will certainly help you
Line forms to the right
-
PMSL! Brilliant DTM.
unzip me baby
ravish me again then some
or it costs double
-
(I liked it!)
He was long and hard
She was already drooling
Mustard on your dog?
;D
-
Ummmmm.... where do I submit a complaint about someone using his god-like admin powers for evil?
Admin being bad?
Come to me, I'll always help
Goddess will smite him
~ C.
-
Pfffft to the goddess
I fart in your general
direction so there!
:P
-
He's cute but not smart
and the wind from his bum reeks
of rotten cabbage
-
Admin and BG
Teaming up on me it seems
Too much for just one
-
Just one? Single? Lone?
Guess auto-fellatio
in the naughty room
-
Funny tinkaboo
Hope you enjoyed the new nic
Reaches for the strap
-
On the Naughty Chair
Panties clutched tight, vice like grip
it came time to pay
-
Like you would resist
Just a whisper bend over
Arse would be exposed
;)
-
(ohhh vvg)
Taking my clothes off Now!
my knees upon the pillow
ah favourite things!
-
Innocently smiles
Have no idea what you two
Are talking about
;D
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mystified Confused.....
the novel, "wicked spicy minx"
the author name yours! :o
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I am very lost
Novels and innocence here
Help a fella out
*Tries very hard not to mention both of Tinks last ones have too many syllables*
*Fails!*
;D
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Help a fella out......
The job done without question
Might need suturing ;)
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Christmas time is near
Am not so jolly this year
Must be too much beer ;D
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Looks for Christmas frocks
To find cheer for DTM
Perhaps something like...
[attachment deleted by admin]
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That is very nice
Makes me want to look myself
This would work as well!
(http://povbjblog.com/img/KaraNovakOnlyTeenBlowjobs.jpg)
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DTM has found
The reason for the season
Bless his little heart!
-
DTM Christmas Wishes
Plaid skirt and lace fipperies
Ahh Favourite things
(http://www.pimpandhost.com/media/simple/38452/ab09f47040004a52497665e41f5c39bf.gif) (http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/2843695-original.html)
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That is very nice
But syllables too many
Hands you a ticket
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Bothered Bewildered
Ticket after Christmas Gift :'(
rearrange the 'rules' !
(http://www.pimpandhost.com/media/simple/38452/dbbb9dccb6d77bd89a97cd07e63ee897.gif) (http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/2846247-original.html)
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What can I tell you
Someone has to watch you close
Might as well be me
;)
-
Christmas always brings
Awkward family moments
"You're a lesbian?"
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*laughing* Nice one!
Good gracious MD
Is there something to tell us?
He said eagerly
-
Sorry DTM
Strictly dickly is my creed
You know I love cock!
;D
-
You can't blame a guy
Such delicious imagery
You and a woman
;)
-
It's nice to be back!
On my new laptop despite
Getting used to it.
-
Hooray for Haru!
So good to see you again
Need anime porn!
;D
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http://www.xhamster.com
Give the link a look
From Cartoons to Groups and more
Something for all tastes!
-
Good gracious MD
A new link for you to try
*blinks and laughs a lot* ;)
-
What can I say, eh?
Porn is good, hentai is good.
Spread the love and joy!
-
I have an idea
For what to spread on MD
Legs or chocolate?
;)
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Snow is falling now
But least it is not too much
Less winter months, fine.
-
Dazed and bedazzled,
I return, and with shock – find
A Chocolate MD!
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Doh! So close dear Tinks
The first two lines are perfect
But MD is 2 :D
-
Not unless you slur
Sounds like mud without the U.
Makes sense...errr...sort of!
-
No helping out tess
If we don't teach her to count
Then how will she learn?
-
I don't sound like mud!
I've been told I sound lovely
If you like soft moans
;D
-
Does moaning help sex?
What if it was silent film?
Do they make a sound?!
-
*rattles her ticket tin*
to be acquired
a missing syllable
for each line here
-
Thank goodness it's Friday.
Remember when that was hip
Those were the days then!
-
Tinks off on purpose
But Haru gets the ticket
First line has too much
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And I love soft moans
And would never call you mud
Maybe other things..... ;)
-
Mornings suck awake.
Insomnia blows too if
It wakes you wrongly...
-
Saved from a ticket!
Not Syllable infraction
Haiku in bed game!
(thanks Andone *grins*)
(Note to self, do not attempt to have ten tabs open and move from post to post....it doesn't work)
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Is that your excuse?
Blaming the software are you?
Could be the blonde hair! ;)
-
Save this one for last
The bane of my Salon fun
God damn you, haiku!
-
*laughing* Nice one MD!
Haiku can be fun
All you need to do is count
Big and hot, the sun
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Oiled fingertips
Trace circles of wanton lust
On erect nipples
:o
-
Did someone say tits?!
Or boobies perhaps? Super
Hearing picks that up!
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/1/11/
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If these breasts were real
Could you resist the urge to
examine closer ?
(http://www.pimpandhost.com/media/image/3/8/4/5/38452/0/c/f/8/0cf84209ace41143c7a0c717adc3ebda.gif) (http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/2961717-original.html)
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(nice pic tess)
My 1st try at a haiku hope it works
Thats a site to see wow
Bouncing bewbies yay tess wink
Haiku try good i hope
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Close there Andy, count
Five then Seven then again
Five Syllables, ta!
And tinks that is the
Case for all hentai babes there
The boobs they boing much!
-
Rubbin' the nubbin
If you don't stop you'll go blind
But it feels too good
-
Crap, blindness from it?!
But I do it daily, awwwww!
It DOES feel so good.
-
Vagina penis
Penis vagina penis
Vagina penis
;D
-
Boobie boob boob
Titties titikaka tit.
Mudkip chooses you!
-
Privileged chosen
Prefer cock and no breast if one
will take though if three.
-
Many cocks, pussies
Looking to lick, pleasure them
That is the orgy.
-
Needs some discipline...
works out very well, indeed
giggles under sheet.
-
I got cookies now.
There is choco-chip, fudge and
Sugar cookies, yay!
-
Like leaves on a tree
DTM has disappeared
Will he return soon?
-
Super Bowl Sunday
My pick will come soon, pool is
Still open for yours!
http://www.themasque.net/forums/index.php/topic,276.0.html - Enter your pick by Saturday 11:59PM!
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I am not sure that
having one long sentence is
really a haiku!
:P
-
That line was extra
Plugging the Football Pool here.
Still four days left yo!
-
Poor little haiku
No one participates here
I took a shower! :P
-
And it only took
A job interview for you
To wash the stink off
;D
-
Olympics are near.
I will not complain or fear.
Go Canada Go!
-
MD is funny
Though she has her own issues
No doggy sperm here!
:o
-
I hate when my teeth
Ache, means I need to drink more
Water and meds, dang.
-
Hope you enjoy here,
Anyone visiting now.
Come play forum games!
-
Check out the blogs part.
For new, fun links, pics and more!
Also play games here!
-
Man it is hot here.
Sweaty, sticky, rising heat...
...AC would be nice! ;D
-
Do come by when can.
It is best with friends here so.
See you around then!
-
Welcome back D-Man
And andy too. Let us hope
For more players back! :D
-
Happy Easter Time!
Do enjoy the long weekend,
Let Spring flow to all!
-
Summer is here now.
Get as naked as able.
And work the tan, yo.
-
Then again too hot
Can not be a good thing as
No air con sucks here...
-
The fall is here folks.
Watch the leaves change colours like
Red and Yellow - nice.
-
Welcome to New Years.
It is freaking cold right now.
Bundle up, stay warm!
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Summer is quite hot.
Need to get me some A/C.
Or a dip in pool.
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Woot, I got it, YES!
IT'S AIR CONDITIONING!
Nothing Else Matters!
http://youtu.be/wFDGH-cKUE4
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Summer is ending.
Fall means baseball and football.
And cooler nights too.
-
My cat is napping.
The bed is his to own now.
He likes soft nap spots.
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Spring is coming soon.
It is a welcome season.
Hope springs eternal.
-
Hitting the road now.
Travelling the countryside.
Let the summer rock.
-
Winter is coming soon...
Wait, Halloween comes first though!
Trick or treat...in bed!
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It is Christmas Time!
Not soon, because last haiku,
I goofed, my bad, oops! :P
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Love is in the air.
Valentine's Day is coming.
Get your flowers set!
-
Summertime road trip,
Time to travel afar now.
Let the world amaze!
-
October gets cool.
As Halloween nears for all
To dress up sexy!
(http://upt.xhcdn.com/000/062/122/998_1000.jpg)
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Happy Thanksgiving
To those in the USA.
Christmas is coming!
-
It is cold outside.
Keep warm near New Year Lanterns.
Chinese New Year, cheers!
-
Summer has arrived.
Time to hit the beach with babes
Soaking wet, hot fun!
-
This is Sean the cat.
He is resting and is cute.
Sean loves his pillow!
(http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire4/8c4f353a11e4c0e8a3b611c940bc513b1285524653_full.jpg)
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Peruse the forums.
Ask anything by posting
On the Masque forums!
-
On February
The Sixth It Is the Birthday
Of the forum's head!
Happy Birthday wishes to Benevolent Goddess! Give the site a look around this weekend! ;D