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General => The Salon => Topic started by: Haruhifan on October 07, 2008, 10:03:34 PM
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Another innuendo game I just thought of!
If you have seen the movie great, if not, it's based off the scenes where the villain escapes in a ship that looks like a penis or boobs usually.
For this game make up some quick liner or dialogue with innuendos similar to the If you know what I mean game. So you GIVE the innuendo first and then continue the liner to set up the next person. I know a bit tougher so give it a go and don't worry about silliness. Enjoy!
I'll start from the title:
WEINER up in the sky...actually it looks more like a big...
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actually it looks more like a big... hard piece of candy...
(Something like that Haru?)
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Hard piece of candy.........I measured it, it's 6.25 inches
(is this right???)
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Of sorts but get sexual innuendoes (I'll do one in Caps here, then set up the next one) in more like:
...It's 6.25 inches of...SAUSAGE. Hey is that a set of...
Fill in the next blank that way folks. ;)
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Hey is that a set of... Balls? Because I've been looking for something...
(That better Haru? This game is tricky.)
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(Well done, it's trickier than if you know what I mean as like comedy, you got to fill the answer AND set up the next joke innuendo for the next person. :) )
Because I've been looking for something...
Long, so do you got a 12 inch...
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So do you got a 12 inch... Tool I can borrow? I need to.....
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I need to...
Grab your hammer as I'm making stuff. For example, do you like this large set of...
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For example, do you like this large set of
Breasts I got for the BBQ? I think they feel so.....
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I think they feel so.....
Soft and pliable,tasty too. Would you like to........
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Would you like to...
Tweak my nuts on this car, because I need someone in the meantime to grip...
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I need someone to grip my balls and then help me toss them....
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Then help me toss them. and then screw them .........
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And then screw them to the wall. I'm hoping to hang.....
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I'm hoping to hang a swing there ........Perhaps you can show......
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Perhaps you can show...me the room where I can...
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Where I can give you a little push...... Do you like being pushed.....
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Do you like being pushed...
Up a Tree because I see stuck up there a cute, furry...
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pussy. Maybe if we stroke the pussy it will.....
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Maybe if we stroke the pussy it will.....
drool since I got the pussy a brand new...
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Drool since I got the pussy a brand new.... Vibrator to massage it's back
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Vibrator to massage it's back...
To get the kinks out of the back, and lather on some slick...
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And lather on some slick oil. Because the oil helps the pistons....
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Because the oil helps the pistons....
...the engine, which happens to have on it a nice, sexy...
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...the engine, which happens to have on it a nice, sexy...
air intake. Which is great for sucking.....
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Which is great for sucking.....
...Out the cobwebs.
Because you want to be careful about sticky...
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Because you want to be careful about sticky.....
....wickets.
Those can really screw....
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Those can really screw....
...up your windshield so be careful;
be careful of incoming spurts of...
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be careful of incoming spurts of...
Wiper fluid.
That stuff will spray....
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That stuff will spray.... in places you never..
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*chuckles* Not sure that works sis but I'll give it a whirl. It took me forever to figure this one out and still not sure I have it right?
Supposed to take the last innuendo and make it innocuous I think? Then give another phrase that ends with a innuendo set up. Or something like that. I know Haru will set us straight!
in places you never.... expected.
Like when it sprays all over....
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Not always easy so good on thinking hard!
Like when it sprays all over....
...my pants.
Now I need to clean this up with...
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my tongue.
I'll start by licking.....
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I'll start by licking.....
...the envelope to send you this racy picture of...
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the envelope to send you this racy picture of.. a race car.
It has pistons that ram.....
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It has pistons that ram.....
...the motor in the vehicle.
But you got to put your ass on the...
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But you got to put your ass on the... line to win.
It takes a hard....
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It takes a hard...
...line to get things done, but if you give it your all, then you'll get an explosion of...
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but if you give it your all, then you'll get an explosion of...
energy that will help you nail....
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*whispers that this game doesn't make sense to me*
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Oh c'mon now. Have you never seen Austin Powers movies? Where he is constantly making the double entendres about stuff?
It's kind of hard..... to get used to at first.
But once you wrap your hands around...... the concept then it makes sense.
See? I could have made those sentences end with sexual innuendos. But instead turned them into safe, innocent sentences. Just like Austin does.
So continuing.....
energy that will help you nail.... down your ides and thoughts.
Because if you keep stroking.....
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Because if you keep stroking.....
...Your chin, it will come...
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...Your chin, it will come...
to you when you call it. But if you push....
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But if you push....
...the envelope, be wary of the possible exposure of...
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be wary of the possible exposure of...
to the sun. You might burn....
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You might burn....
...the eggs you're cooking, and it's horrible to spill that all over your...
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And it's horrible to spill that all over your...
.....new shirt. But if you scrub it hard....
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But if you scrub it hard....
...the stain comes right out!
And for 4 easy installments of $13.95 you will receive...
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And for 4 easy installments of $13.95 you will receive... this DVD.
It gets shoved into.....
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It gets shoved into.....
...this special gift bag, and along with it, you will get this shiny new latex...
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and along with it, you will get this shiny new latex... pair of gloves.
You can use them to grab....
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You can use them to grab... all the ass you can hang onto!
Once you've got your fill...
p.s. I have NO idea if I'm doing this correctly!
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*laughs* Well the idea is that your response is an innocent one. Not sure grabbing ass counts.
Once you've got your fill... of candy you should stop eating.
Because if you lick.....
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Hey again who knows, might be a donkey, which is an ass! :P
Because if you lick.....
...The Tootsie Pop, it will take you 3 licks...
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it will take you 3 licks.. to reach the hard center.
And if it's hard enough....
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And if it's hard enough....
...try eating beef jerky!
It's so tough you must slobber...
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It's so tough you must slobber... just to make it chewable.
But once you bite...
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But once you bite...
...the cap off you can then apply it...
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you can then apply it to the surface of the table.
It has a very hard...
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It has a very hard...
...handle you need to grasp. I suggest you use your stiff...
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I suggest you use your stiff... legged stance when operating it.
You can also wield....
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You can also wield....
...your BOOMSTICK! Just be careful to not trigger the sensitive...
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Just be careful to not trigger the sensitive.. bristles.
If you rub.....
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If you rub.....
...the wires together, you might set off an explosion of...
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you might set off an explosion of... sparks.
They are hot and might burn....
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might burn.... the rug when your whiskers...
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the rug when your whiskers...
...of your kitty might be sniffing that rug. Maybe kitty is munching on...
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a sausage! She must be hungry for...
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She must be hungry for...
...pie, but to eat it you need a large, plastic...
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...spoon, to get all the sticky, juicy...
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...spoon, to get all the sticky, juicy...
...frosting off.
Make sure you start at the bottom of...
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*sigh* This one still makes no sense to me. So I'll just post a smartass comments from time to time so I can run the board! :P
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*laughs* Nice MD!
It's simple. Check out the following video for a perfect example!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLZ6XXblLJI
See how they say something that could be taken as naughty or dirty and make it sound innocent? Simple!
Make sure you start at the bottom of.. the cake.
Then slowly squeeze....
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Nice inclusion of the vid. Just don't know how long it will be up, thanks stupid copyrighters!
Then slowly squeeze....
...the Charmin tissue paper.
Hey doesn't that blimp look like a giant...
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Hey doesn't that blimp look like a giant... hot dog?
That girl has a nice set of....
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That girl has a nice set of....
...blind melons. Did you know that was a song by Smashing...
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Did you know that was a song by Smashing...
Pumpkin? Could you please stuck that in my...
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Could you please stuck that in my...
...shoe?
I need a long drink of...
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I need a long drink of...
beer. I love it when bubbles tickle my...
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I love it when bubbles tickle my...
...nose.
I would love to have one with a long stick of...
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I would love to have one with a long stick of... memory to go in my USB port.
She looked at it and said, "That is one giant..."
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Yay MD! You've figured the game out! Woot!
She looked at it and said, "That is one giant.... zit!
Would you like me to squeeze....
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Would you like me to squeeze....
...my ketchup bottle?
Because right now I got my hand stuck in a jar of...
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Because right now I got my hand stuck in a jar of... vaseline!
Which I'm going to use to lube...
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Which I'm going to use to lube...
...my new swimsuit!
I find it tends to run up my...
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I find it tends to run up my... butt.
(That wasn't mean to be dirty, it's just what bathing suits do!)
Gosh my knee is sore, must be because I've been on my knees giving...
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Gosh my knee is sore, must be because I've been on my knees giving...
...CPR. Did you know to do it you need to open wide your...
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Did you know to do it you need to open wide your... mouth.
And make sure you push real hard on....
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real hard on....
...that button.
Because someone spilled all over it some sticky...
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Because someone spilled over it some sticky.... honey.
He looked at it, licked his lips and slid his finger deep inside her...
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He looked at it, licked his lips and slid his finger deep inside her...
...picnic basket.
When he did, he found a nice, hard...
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When he did, he found a nice, hard... salami.
She gazed at it longingly and asked, "Is that the same size as your...
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"Is that the same size as your...
...arm?"
He shook his head no, and said, "it IS as thick as my...
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"It IS as thick as my... pinkie"
She crinkled her nose and said, "I hope it doesn't get lost in my..."
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"I hope it doesn't get lost in my...
...bonnet."
She adjusted then her tight...
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She adjusted then her tight... sneakers.
He saw her bent over and said, "My god, I've never seen a sweeter..."
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"My god, I've never seen a sweeter...
...candy cane in your pocket!"
She giggled, then starting licking on her...
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She giggled, then started licking on her... stamps for the invitations she was about to drop in the mail.
He said, "Based on those invitations, it looks like a fun party. I'll have to get there early to make sure I'm the first to suck on your..."
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He said, "Based on those invitations, it looks like a fun party. I'll have to get there early to make sure I'm the first to suck on your...
...banana split." He thought about how he adored it covered in creamy...
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He thought about how he adored it covered in creamy... Reddi-Whip.
She grabbed the can to spray some and pointed it right at her perky...
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She grabbed the can to spray some and pointed it right at her perky... face.
She loved having her face covered with......
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She loved having her face covered with......
...makeup.
She applied her lipstick then gave him a big, wet...
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She applied her lipstick then gave him a big, wet... noodle.
He grabbed ahold of it, told her to bend over 'cause he was going to use it to...
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He grabbed ahold of it, told her to bend over 'cause he was going to use it to...
...make noodle soup, so he needs her to bend over to check on his...
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He needs her to bend over to check on his... shoelaces.
She looked at the shoelaces and wondered if they were strong enough to tie him to the...
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She looked at the shoelaces and wondered if they were strong enough to tie him to the...
...work he had to do now.
When he gets all worked up, he tends to take off his...
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When he gets all worked up, he tends to take off his... sweater.
He finds that having the sweater on binds his....
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He finds that having the sweater on binds his....
...notebook to his fanny pack.
With the sweater off, he could now pull out of his fanny pack his long...
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With the sweater off, he could now pull out of his fanny pack his long... banana.
He always eats it slowly and licks......
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He always eats it slowly and licks......
...the peel.
She suddenly grabbed his thick...
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She suddenly grabbed his thick... coat collar and shouted at him.
"You have to push it....."
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"You have to push it.....down that tail pipe."
He did so, but looked up to notice her exposed...
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He did so, but he looked up to notice her exposed... brick wall in her living room.
She toyed with her potted fern and coyly asked if he liked seeing a big....
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She toyed with her potted fern and coyly asked if he liked seeing a big..... green leaf.
He said that he was hoping to plant his.....
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He said that he was hoping to plant his... seeds so his tomato plants will grow.
She said that she liked nothing better than feeling something big and juicy in her...
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She said that she liked nothing better than feeling something big and juicy in her... sandwich.
She liked when her teeth bit into....
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She liked when her teeth bit into....
...the soft bread.
But suddenly she needed a a big shot of warm, creamy...
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But suddenly she needed a a big shot of warm, creamy... mayonaise.
She loved the texture of that white, creamy.....
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She loved the texture of that white, creamy... sour cream.
Watching her put it on her enchillada, he asked if she was in the mood for something hot and...
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Watching her put it on her enchillada, he asked if she was in the mood for something hot and.. spicy.
Reaching into his pants he pulled out.....
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Reaching into his pants he pulled out.....a bottle of hot sauce
Licking her lips she whispered....
(first time with this game ..knows she is going to get a ticket! )
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*chuckles* I'm sure you'll do just fine. Though if you had left that at "licking her lips she....." it might have been easier for the next person. *is whining*
Licking her lips she whispered... to the waiter.
"I'd like you to give me a large......"
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Oh score! *grins*
"I'd like you to give me a large .............sample of your wares.
Shocked, he reached down
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Perfect!
Shocked, he reached down and pushed the dessert tray towards her.
See anything you'd like to put in your mouth and.....
And a clip to help you understand the game better. ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B4suxQVUAQ
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See anything you'd like to put in your mouth and.....have a little nibble of?
Licking her lips .........
*laughs @ clip. Thanks!
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Licking her lips she smeared her lipstick.
Would you mind grabbing my......
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Would you mind grabbing my tissue box
Just give a little tug............
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Just give a little tug and the tissues pop right up.
Excuse me while I grab your....
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Excuse me while I grab your tray
Can you hold it so I can........
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Can you hold it so I can put my dish on it.
I wish I could just lick....
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I wish I could lick ..........each and every sample
Perhaps if you place it...............
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Perhaps if you place it on my plate.
Then I can suck it.....
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Then I can suck it.....between my teeth more easily
And if I need to, I can always........
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And if I need to, I can always bite on it.
Would you mind putting your.....
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Would you mind putting your.....hand a little closer?
It will help me...........
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It will help me lift this up.
I notice you have a very hard.....
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I notice you have a very hard asiago cheese.
I think it would be quite lovely in my soft....
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I think it would be quite lovely in my soft piece of bread.
Could you just push in my.....
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Could you just push in my chair?
Or we could just settle my ass on your...
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Or we could just settle my ass on your...other chair over there.
Do you think it would be ...............
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Do you think it would be too heavy for that chair? ;D
Are you going to be able to handle that large.....
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Are you going to be able to handle that large.asiago cheese and the bread?.
Perhaps if you press yourself against....
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Perhaps if you press yourself against the wall you can work that knot out.
Would you like to bend over.....
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Would you like to bend over and place your tray over there
I will just assist in ............
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I will just assist in setting it down for you.
Is it just me or does that look like a giant.....
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Is it just me or does that look like a giant.....wiener?
Come closer so I can ..........
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*laughs* Nice!
Come closer so I can take a bite of it.
Can you shove....
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Can you shove the plate a bit closer
I like to Nibble delicately on the
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I like to nibble delicately on the sausage. :o
And it wouldn't be complete unless you lick up all of the...
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And it wouldn't be complete unless you lick up all of the gravy.
I use my tongue to.....
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I use my tongue to lick the plate clean.
Would you like to .............
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Would you like to lick your plate as well?
Did you notice that ladies large......
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Did you notice that lady's large... plate of schnitzel?
I wonder if she can open her mouth wide enough to...
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I wonder if she can open her mouth wide enough to eat it all at once.
Although it looks like her mouth would also be good for....
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Although it looks like her mouth would also be good for blowing kisses.
Oh my gosh, would you look at the size of that....
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Oh my gosh, would you look at the size of that zit!
Have you ever felt.....
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Have you ever felt a zit grow?
Just apply a little pressure right.........
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Just apply a little pressure right under the dandelion and the head'll pop right off.
I've heard you need two hands to hold his...
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I've heard you need two hands to hold his dog.
If you rub it....
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If you rub it, a genie pops out and you are granted three wishes!
If you rub it too much, everyone will think you're...
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If you rub it too much, everyone will think you're a butler.
She was really good at polishing his.....
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She was really good at polishing his trophies.
She would always when polishing wear her tight, little...
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She would always when polishing wear her tight, little gloves to keep her hands clean.
Her hands also got messy when she used them to...
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Her hands also got messy when she used them to milk the cows.
The farmers always hated if strangers would sneak into their homes to ride on their...
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The farmers always hated if strangers would sneak into their homes to ride on their John Deere's.
Did you see the horse on that farm? He has a huge.....
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He has a huge head...of hair!
Did you hear that a princess rode her...
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Did you hear that a princess rode her...magical unicorn right where you are standing!
And wow she really knew how to ......
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And wow she really knew how to use her magical wand.
With a twist and flip of her wrist, she made explode...
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With a twist and flip of her wrist, she made explode...the stars in the sky
Subtly, she started to use the wand to penetrate
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Subtly, she started to use the wand to penetrate the darkness.
The prince came along then and took her giant......
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The prince came along then and took her giant sword from her belt.
She undid the belt so she could expose her...
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She undid the belt so she could expose her...intent to defect.
He said before she could become a citizen of WantonLandofWhores, she would need to suck...
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He said before she could become a citizen of WantonLandofWhores, she would need to suck at playing poker.
Agreeing, she showed her lousy hand which forced her to strip off her...
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Agreeing, she showed her lousy hand which forced her to strip off her gloves.
They had gotten dirty when she grabbed his....
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They had gotten dirty when she grabbed his teeny, weeny, muddy chihuahua.
But he got her to bark like a dog when he pressed....
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Funny! "Rowf!"
But he got her to bark like a dog when he pressed her shirt for her.
His iron was big, hot and.....
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His iron was big, hot and in need of a good scrubbing.
When she bent over in her maid costume, he caught a glimpse of her firm...
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When she bent over in her maid costume, he caught a glimpse of her firm...feather duster.
Did you know she's very skilled at sucking up...
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Did you know she's very skilled at sucking up...the very last drop of her strawberry milkshake.
If you get the apple pomegranate body butter and lather it ........
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If you get the apple pomegranate body butter and lather it...you can wash your dog and give her coat a lovely shine!
Just make sure you don't drop the soap or else...
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Just make sure you don't drop the soap or else you might slip in the shower when you pick it up.
She took it in both hands, rubbed gently yet firmly until suddenly it...
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She took it in both hands, rubbed gently yet firmly until it suddenly...foamed a nice lather.
She used the bubbles to cover up her...
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She used the bubbles to cover up her...showerhead
Because that way it was all the more easier .........
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Because that way it was all the more easier...to clean the washroom.
When she cleans the place, she has to make sure to shine around...
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When she cleans the place, she has to make sure to shine around the faucet handles.
She likes to rub.....
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She likes to rub...the genie's bottle!
She hoped for her first wish to get a gigantic...
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She hoped for her first wish to get a gigantic pony.
She got her pony and noticed it had a huge.....
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She got her pony and noticed it had a huge...saddle on its back.
She got on and found the ride...
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She got on and found the ride was quite lovely.
Back at her house she walked into the kitchen and saw a giant.....
(Can you say "softball pitch set up?)
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Back at her house she walked into the kitchen and saw a giant...plumber!
She couldn't stop looking at his exposed...