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General => The Salon => Topic started by: andone on October 25, 2008, 09:16:13 PM
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Hey everyone.I just thought I'd contribute a game for all to play here .It's based on the top 10 game played during the occasional games night.
Only change is instead of everyone doing a list 10 to 1.I'll start up with number 10 and the next person add's what number 9 could be all the way til we reach number 1 then a new topic gets started and so on.
So i'll start us off with the top 10 Halloween Costume's to dress in.
(10) Royal Prince.
There you go have fun and be creative as you like. Remember to see what the previous person's number was to.
Enjoy
Andy (andone)
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9. Jessica Rabbit
(http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq247/DominiqueD234/Jessica%20Rabbit/254751gnnm6o7wu4.jpg)
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Welcome to the forums Andy! Drop by anytime to play games, post and more!
8. School girl http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/School_girl
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7. Slutty Nurse! ;)
(http://static.flickr.com/31/56601247_064b8f1588.jpg)
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(6) An Angel
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5. Furry!
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(4) Witches
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3. Police Officer
(Remember C.O.P.S. the cartoon anyone?!)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C.O.P.S._(animated_TV_series)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6b/Longarm-1.jpg)
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2. Sexy prisoner!
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/413NZYV10ML._SS500_.jpg)
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1. STRIPPER!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d8/Striptease.jpg)
And now I'll also leave the next category for Top 10 but remember-Only change is instead of everyone doing a list 10 to 1.I'll start up with number 10 and the next person add's what number 9 could be all the way til we reach number 1 then a new topic gets started and so on.
TOP TEN THINGS YOU CHANGE IF YOU BECAME PRESIDENT OR PRIME MINISTER OF YOUR COUNTRY
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(10) Free Ice Cream for all. ;D
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9. Best platform to go under: CHEAPER GAS AND MILK FOR ALL!
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8. Lobbying is outlawed!
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7. New nursing outfits for hospitals...if you know what I mean?
(Oops wrong game but you get the picture)
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6. People driving less then 5 miles per hour under the speed limit lose their licenses!
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5. No more "special cases" for athletes and celebrities when it comes to pleading cases in court! This can't be a love in anymore!
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Ooooo ooooo oooo!
That reminds me Haru....
4. No more freaking government bail outs of poorly run companies! (And a cap on CEO salaries and bonuses!)
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lol yep!
3. Solve the flipping BCS already like Obama calls for!
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2. Outlaw lawyers!
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And 1. is that all interns are to be on screen in the background of ALL Presidential/PM Addresses and must dress like the schoolgals of Bilble Black!
OK NEW TOP TEN (with some variation allowed pending your current weather situation):
THE TOP 10 SIGNS IT'S WAY TOO COLD OR TOO HOT OUTSIDE TODAY
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10. Stiff nipples!
(http://www.kickassmovies.com/files/2d4a1b91ce63415b3a83660f9f4626fa.jpg)
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ROFL PERFECT!
THE TOP 10 SIGNS IT'S WAY TOO COLD OR TOO HOT OUTSIDE TODAY
9. The ice cream or popsicle you pull out of the fridge to eat is water by the time you start eating it.
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Glad you liked my first one. ;D
8. Your tongue sticks to metal inside the house!
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7. It's whiter outside the window than a redneck wedding. ;D
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6. Even when wearing socks and your fuzzy slippers, you still can't feel your toes!
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5. I dropped the eggs on the sidewalk and instead of breaking they were cooked over easy!
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4. The local flasher was caught describing himself to women.
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3. I can chill beer or pop just by leaving it outdoors!
(Just be careful about leaving it too long or else you'll have popsicles and beersicles!)
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I actually have to wear a long sleeve sweater
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*hands sis a "2"* ;D
And the number one SIGN IT'S WAY TOO COLD OR TOO HOT OUTSIDE TODAY?
1. The politicians have their hands in their own pockets! (Okay an oldie but a goodie!)
New list.... Top ten reasons to receive oral sex from your partner
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10. Being a good girl.. :)
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9. I got all shaved up and no place to go! :-*
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8. Because he asked you to ever so sweetly. ;)
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7. He spilled his ice cream on his crotch and needs a cleanup!
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Continuing with....Top ten reasons to receive oral sex from your partner
6. Because you girls get such a nice protein treatment at the end
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5. You promised them an oral examination!
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4. It's your birthday!
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It is Monday!
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2. It is Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday or Sunday! ;D
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1. Because you're in a hurry!
OK next topic for TOP 10:
The Top 10 Signs Your Kid is not popular at school
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10. Even his teacher sticks "kick me" signs on his back
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9. Even the Mormon/Amish/AnyVeryStrictReligiousKids mutter "dork" when he walks by.
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8. MD is one of his best friends! Doh! *ducks and runs off laughing* :D
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7. Voted most likely to still be living with his parents 30 years from now.
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6. Is president of the Grey's Anatomy fan club.
(Just for you MD!)
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5. Your kid has been told he looks like that annoying Urkel kid from Family Matters.
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4. He's president of the Chess Club
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3. Even the janitor is giving them a wedgie.
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2 He's the lunch ladies son
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And the number 1 sign Your Kid is not popular at school.....
1. His mom comes to school to eat lunch with him every day!
Next topic....
The Top 10 Reasons to call in sick to work
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The Top 10 Reasons to call in sick to work
10. My hands are stuck inside 2 vending machines. (Homer from Simpsons)
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9. My wife is out of town and my mistress has the day off from work
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8. I think I caught the small pox disease, I'm so unlucky. :P
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7 I thought I'd been replaced by a Robot.
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lol good one Andy!
6. The government has quarantined me in my own home, can't come in today!
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5 Its my birthday so I'm using it as a public holiday
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4. The stimulus plan has not stimulated me yet
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3. The UPS guys is hot and I'm anticipating a delivery.
dang - should've saved that for the If You Know What I Mean game!
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You should have!
2. MD was dancing and I got sidetracked
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1 You fired me yesterday.
Okay for the next topic hmm.
Top 10 Strange things said during sex.
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10. Do you speak German?
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9. Was that your hand or mine?
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Why is your dog looking at me like that?
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7. Should there be three of those?
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6. Is it in yet?
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5 Umm whats your name again
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4. Next time, can I be the rooster so you can be the farmer?
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3 Smile your on candid camera
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2. You sure got a purty mouth.
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1. I think I'm stuck!
OK new topic!
Top 10 People you hope to NOT wake up next to in bed!
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10. Hillary Clinton *shudders*
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9. Rush Limbaugh *shudders a not good shudder*
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8. Paris Hilton *vomits*
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7 Joan Rivers *bursts into flames*
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LOL Nice one andy!
6. Nadya Suleman (I can't afford that much child support!)
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5 Madonna (A Rod can have her lol)
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4. Anyone under the age of 18. Yikes!
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Well true except in Quebec where the age of legality is like 16.
3. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer's Severed head
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16? *blinks* Damn you Canadians are progressive!
2. Roseanne Barr
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and at number 1 drum roll
1 Amy Winehouse (she tried to get Andy in bed but I said no no no lol)
10 Failed Superhero's
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Top 10 Failed Superheroes
10. Flaccid Man
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9 Captain Cuddles
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8. Gonorrhea Girl
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7. The Ashtma Kid
(an actually suggestion we did for the Superheroes game for the comedy improv we do)
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6. The Fat Phantom
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5 Texter Girl.
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4. Flatulence man! (Often confused with flaccid man!)
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3. Wandering Woman
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2. No Sense Of Direction Dude
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1. Super Flamboyant Man!
Next topic courtesy one I heard on ESPN Radio:
Top 10 ways to improve sporting events
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Oh me likey his top 10 topic ;)
10 Musical style goal celebrations.
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9. Allow fighting!
Signed, frustrated hockey fan
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8 Nude Cheerleader's .
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Ah hockey, the sport that can't decide what to change or not. Hey I know, it's a daily talk up here, eh.
7. Rotten Tomato Handouts to chuck out of frustration.
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6 Mascot Wrestling at halftime
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5. Pull an Oprah and everyone can looks under their seats for keys TO A BRAND NEW CAR!
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4. Free beer!
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3. A halftime event called "Lights Out, Make Out" aka "Get To Know Your Neighbor"
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2. Get to know a cheerleader day!
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1 The worst team gets free Candy for a year.
For the next top 10 topic.
Top 10 Other names for SEX
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10. Boinking
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9. Bumping Uglies
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8. Nookie
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7 Afternnon Delight (Like what else was that song refering to lol)
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6. Coitus Delicatus
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5. Hide the Salami
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4 Rockin the Kazbah
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3. Doing it all night long!
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2. Knockin' Boots
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And number one... drumroll please...
FUCKING!
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nicely done Katalyst.Just one thing you need to anounce what the next top 10 topic is seing you did number 1.
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Can someone else suggest one or does it have to be the person who did the #1?
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Anyone can to keep the pace going MD!
Top ten signs your mom never wanted you.
10. She goes on vacation every year on your birthday without you.
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9. She's always asking "Who are you again?"
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Well usually whomever gives the #1 answer gives the next topic but for this time we can make the exception as I assume Kat's mind was elsewhere. :P
Top ten signs your mom never wanted you
8. You keep waking up each morning in the nearby canal.
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7. You eat from a bowl on the floor. The dog eats at the table.
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6. Your mom is Angelina Jolie now.
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Oops! *blushing madly* My apologies, everyone!
5) She introduces you as, "That thing I squirted out after nine months of torture."
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4. Your bedroom is a cardboard box.
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3. She gives you the "special" powdered doughnuts.
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2. She keeps trying to put a dress on you every morning.
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1. She refers to you in the past tense!
Top 10 Outdoor Sex Fantasies
10. Baseball stadium bleachers... during a game.
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9. On top of the car or in the bed of a truck.
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8 Centre Court at the tennis club
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7. 50 yard line on an NFL football field
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6. Penthouse balcony of a hotel in downtown New York City
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5 The Park bench.
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Top 10 Outdoor Sex Fantasies - I like
4. At the top of the Eiffel Tower, naked and screwing.
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Very nice, Haru.
3. In the rain near the Arc De Triomphe
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2 Stonehenge.Getting randy in the ruins.
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And the number 1 Outdoor sex fantasy?
1. Times Square on New Years Eve!
Give me the top ten reasons to drop out of college
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10. Stressed out beyond belief.
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9 Faked your high school transcripts!
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8. Failing more than one class in a semester.
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7 You get chosen for a top secret misson.
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6. Marrying someone in another state/country.
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5 Drafted by your local NFL/NBA/MLS/NHL Team
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The top ten reasons to drop out of college
4. Your name ends in Hilton.
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3. You get kicked out for sleeping with your professors... ALL of them.
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2. winning the lottery
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1 You already know EVERYTHING :D.
Top 10 Things heard during spring training.
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10. I could really use some ball cleaning!
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9 Can I have a pay increase I've got an Ex and a Mistress to pay.
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Top 10 Things heard during spring training
Ah the game of baseball, this I can do!
8. Stop sticking that needle in me!
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7 Let me cork your bat for you
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6. Don't worry if he's not here, that's Manny being Manny.
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Don't worry, it's just spring training.
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4 Has all star voting started yet?
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3. Honey, where's my tanning cream?! These bleachers are really rough to lie on!
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2 Least this isn't the World Baseball Classic.
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1. Are we STILL following A-Rod?!
Next topic:
Top 10 Signs You're Not Too Good in Bed
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Top 10 Signs You're Not Too Good in Bed
10. She says: You're done? Already?
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9 You think a 69 is her take out order.
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8. You cannot figure out how to insert your sex parts into your partner's (a.k.a. the Square Hole/Round Peg illusion).
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7 Yoyu think Oral sex is just sitting their talking about sex.
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6. You don't know what lube is.
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5 You can't find the G Spot
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4. You don't know that a man's nipples can be nearly as sensitive as a woman's.
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3. You think rubbers are for sex in the rain
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2. You ask: Is this the right hole?
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1. You think being fastest wins!
Next up... Top 10 ways to piss off your significant other
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10. nitpick at them over the smallest things.
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9 Tell them you're "fine" when asked if okay.
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8. Start a fight
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7. Ask them on how you insert into them.
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6. Constantly whinge about them going out with their friends.
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5. Cheat on him in his own bed.
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4. Tell them Bill Clinton does it better.
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3. Tell them they're not big enough for you.
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2. Show them your porn stash and ask if they can do it like the porn stars.
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1. Ask "Do you really think you need that?" every time they pick up anything to eat.
Next up... Top 10 Ways To Make It Up To Your Significant Other After You Have Pissed Them Off.
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10. Two and a half words: Make-Up Sex.
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9. Make their favorite meal, naked.
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8. Surprise Private Strip Show!
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7. Oral sex while they watch their favorite sporting event.
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6. Serenade her with her favorite songs while shirtless.
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5 Personal Slave for the day.
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4. Bake a cake...then pop out of it naked!
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3. Greet them at the door after a long day, holding a cold beer and wearing nothing but a smile.
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2. Greet her at the door with a glass of champagne and a massage appointment that you drive her to right then!
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1. Promise to worship them always and give them right at that moment all the sex they want until you're dry!
Next topic for Top 10:
Top 10 Normal Movie Titles That Should be Made into Porno Movie Titles
(Example: Saving Ryan's Privates)
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Ooooo!
10. My favorite - Sperminator!
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9. Bitanic
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8 Lord of the Nipple Rings
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Nice ones!
7. Star Whores 69: A New Hump
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6. Saturday Night Beaver
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5 Suck Trek
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4. Bumrap: Cultural Sex Ed. Learnings of the Red Light District for Make Oral Benefit Glorious Nation of Orgasmicstan
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3 Orgasm Begins
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2. Howling's Moving Libido
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And now the number one.... *drumroll*
1. Romancing The Bone
Next.... Top 10 Things To Use For Lube During Anal Sex
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10 Choclate Mix
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9. Good old Canadian Maple Syrup, eh?
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8. Astroglide Anal Shooters
*whistles innocently*
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7 Ice Cubes
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6. KY Jelly
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5 Champange.
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Top 10 Things To Use For Lube During Anal Sex
4. Sperm!
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3. Lotion
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2. Saliva
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1. Shampoo
10 creative ways to break up with your partner
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10 creative ways to break up with your partner
10. Use Twitter, everyone else is on it!
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Yep, including me.
9. Having someone you know calling your partner to tell them you died.
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8. Singing break-up telegram!
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7. Three words: post-it note
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6. Sky writer!
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5 Hold up a sign and get on camera at a major sports event or Wrestling show.
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4. Pull a Die Hard 3 moment: Go outside naked wearing only a placard/sandwich board announcing the break up.
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3. Make a YouTube video crooning a freshly penned "I Never Want To Touch Your Genitals Again" song.
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2. Buy a jack in the box toy and pin a letter to it, so that when your partner opens it, it says: Surprise, I don't want to date you anymore.
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1. Twitter, everyone is doing it that way!
Alright here's your next topic!
Top 10 Things President Barack Obama secretly thinks about
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10 Hillary's kinda hot
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9. So is that Sarah Palin...I wonder if I can get a three way going with Michelle too...
(http://yowatup.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/sexy-naughty-cleavage-sarah-palin.jpg)
(http://www.barackobamasworld.com/resources/hillary-clinton-hot-sexy-nude-boobs-funny-barack-obamas-world.JPG)
(http://www.barackobamasworld.com/resources/michelle-obama-hot-funny-sexy-black-bra-panties-nude-barack-obamas-world.JPG)
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8. Where did George leave the extra post-its?
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7. Never let Joe Biden near a microphone...EVER.
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6 Fox news really likes me
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5. North Carolina, you get a pass this time so never let me down in my NCAA brackets ever again!
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4 DOOOOOO YOUUUUUU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT pause Barack is cooking
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3. What recession? We got this damn Swine Flu that everyone tells us to deal with!
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2. Is it true that whatever happens in the Lincoln bedroom STAYS in the Lincoln bedroom?
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1. I am so much bigger than Bush ever was...in my pants!
OK next topic!
This one's for our sick Andy who's doing his best healing up:
Top 10 SEXY Ways to Cure a Cold
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10. Have your partner sensually rub your chest with vicks vapor rub.
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9. Two words: Sexy Nurses.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3468/3188891400_6cb1c43188.jpg)
(http://static.benippon.com/shop/images/FIG-080908-1002S.jpg)
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8. Sloppy, sniveling sex. (Hey! I think sex helps everything! )
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It has come to my attention that chicken noodle soup is not sexy. *sigh*
7. Sponge baths
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6. Take their temperature...... but not in the mouth... if you know what I mean?
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5. For the ladies then two words: HOT DOCTOR
(http://www.halloweenplayground.com/images/dg/play-doctor-costume.jpg)
(http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1892173/2/istockphoto_1892173_sexy_doctor.jpg)
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4 Hot Springs
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3. Keeping the pornos on the TV plentiful.
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2 Vacation at the fire nation.
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1. Naked Grey's Anatomy/Scrubs/ER or whatever hospital show gets you thinking "I so want to be on this show with them naked!"
OK next topic!
Top 10 Ways to Appease Mother Nature
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10 Recycle
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9. Turn off lights when you're not using them.
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8. Call Her Schoolgirl Nature so she doesn't need to act her age or namesake. ;D
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7. Find ways to reuse material, such as making a blanket or a tee shirt.
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6. Use reuseable bags!
Want more info, one of my friends covers it in his blog! http://mygreeninspiration.blogspot.com/
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5. Turn off appliances when not in use.
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4. Don't leave your car idling!
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3. Plant trees!
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2. Start a composter!
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1. Use less water.
Top 10 ways to use your computer
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10. Play games online. (Site of choice right now is http://www.pogo.com )
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9 Write stories
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8. Check emails (and in my case sometimes, many, many emails...)
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7. Modly duties on archives and communities
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6. Porn!
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*laughs* I wondered why it took so long for someone to mention porn.
5. Skype'ing with friends
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4. Sharing porn with friends (Just proving the internet is all about the porn!)
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3. Fanfiction
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2. Voice chat sex. ;)
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1. Making me laugh until I snort mocha out of my nose!
Next topic: Top 10 ways to tell you spend too much time online
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10. When you laugh hysterically because you're changing other people's profiles and user names...
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9. You see stories come up just as they're posted.
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8. You start the day on the internet at 7:00 am and the next time you glance at the clock it is 5:00 pm. Yikes!
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7. The words on the screen start to blur from lack of sleep.
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6. You Twitter EVERYTHING you do, even as you sleep or use the washroom!
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5 You watch anime now and think about how you would write a fan fic using the charcters.
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4. People ask you when the last time you slept was.
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3. You got a webcam strapped to the top of your head.
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2. You can't remember the last time you ate.
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1 Your online 24-7 with no toliet breaks .
Next top 10.Top 10 Things said during sex that you might not know
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10. I'm really guessing where I insert my tool in this darkness!
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9 Oh baby oh babby yes yes wait you've not put it in yet have you?
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8. Do I smoke before or after we do it?
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7. You did use a condom right?
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6. Did the condom have holes in it?
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5. Was that lube or ben gay?
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4 You sure this postion's in the karma sutra?
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3. Mmm yes I'm almost there...oh crap, be right back; I forgot to add fabric softener to the dryer!
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2. So good, honey. Wait a minute I need to answer the phone; it could be important!
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1 I'm cummmmmming.Wait baby you not asleep are you?.
Next top 10 Topic.Things Superheros never say?
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Ohhhh up and at them then!
TOP 10 Things Superheroes never say?
10. Up up and...wait my pager's going off in my trunks, I better get this first...
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9. Where are we going again?
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8 That cape so totally doesn't suit you
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7. CRAP why did the city take away all of the phone booths?!
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6 Oh its my arch enemy again seriously dude i've kicked your butt 4 times allready this week its getting old.
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5. My name is Aquaman! Hey stop laughing and saying I only talk to fish!!!!!
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4 Help my mask is stuck
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3. I wonder if Wonder Woman will let me ride her invisible undies in her invisible jet?
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2. Do these tights make my ass look big?
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1. SHIT I got to pee...AH SHOOT this spandex suit has no zipper!!!!!
OK here's the next Top 10 topic!
Top 10 Signs You're Starring in a Bad Porno Movie
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10 Your filming at the director's mom's house.
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9. You look at the script and think: 'You have got to be kidding me, there is no way in hell I am doing THAT!'
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;D ROFL I was reading the first two ideas together and wow do they go hand in hand if it's the MOM who wrote the script!
8. Your co-star has his/her own oxygen tank for in between scenes.
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7. There's more dialogue than sex.
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6 Your basically doing all the sex scenes on your own because your partner is being done via CGI
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5. For some reason they cast Pauly Shore...
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4 Two words.Stunt Cock (got the idea from Orgasmo)
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ROFL I remember that too for #4!
3. They cast James Earl Jones to dub your voice during the sex scenes.
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2. Weird music is playing in the background.
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1 You don't get paid for starring in the movie.
Next top 10.Top 10 Signs that Global Warming has arrived.
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10. Weird weather patterns.
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9. I can see Alaska from my window...floating down Lake Ontario?!
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8. Icebergs melting at a faster pace.
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7.It snows in Auckland where Andy lives(we never have had snow here if your wondering)
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6. Summer weather is so bad, people bake and cook on the sidewalks since it's so hot.
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5 Penguins are seen smowboarding down your street
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4. Panties just keep getting smaller and smaller...
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3. DTM keeps eating more ice cream
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2. The Statue of Liberty is starting to strip naked now!
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1 Mother Nature is screwing everyone over.
And for the next top 10 brought to you by myself and Haru.
TOP 10 THINGS ANIME HAS TAUGHT US.
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10. Another language
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9. MAKE SURE when you get into the bed with the anime character what sex they are! SERIOUSLY, the chances of ambiguity, futanari (cockgirl) and pretty boys or tomboy looking gals it's a flipping crapshoot!
This pic alone is 2 characters who are SWAPPED SEXES from Full Metal Alchemist, NUFF SAID!
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8. The Quiet characters are always the scariest.
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7. Never EVER TIME TRAVEL! Heck that's for anything, I've YET to see one time travel moment not end up with SOMETHING BAD being changed!
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6 Hair can be a LOT of colours.
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Don't mind the edits, somewhere we forgot how to count. I must need Orlando coach Stan Van Gundy as he knows how to count!
5. Harems are NOT what they're cracked up to be (unless you like being chased by multiple men/women who likely some have some special powers or like to hit you often to the sky!).
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4 Anime rich schools require their own city block.
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3. Count on a good chunk of Tokyo to be blown up by some monster, giant robot mecha, magical girls, alien ships and/or super-powered being.
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2 Cross Dressing happens a lot and i mean A lot of times.
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Yes and #2 makes #9 even MORE confusing on the list!
And the #1 thing I learned from anime is...
1. The lines between anime ecchi (mild fanservice) and hentai (perverted adult anime porn) blur MORE AND MORE everyday!
(The picture is actually darn CLOSE to what was in the actual anime Onegai Teacher! And this link is to one of the fights in Girls Bravo, AN ANIME! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5swGUSY-DE )
Next topic!
Top 10 SEXUAL Things to Do on Long Weekends
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10. Give oral sex
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9. Whip out the BBQ and chef's apron to cook in the near nude!
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8. Play Truth or Dare - the adult version
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7 Make your own Porno
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6. Call on that sexy pool boy and oogle him at work.
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5. Teasing your partner underneath the table while out to dinner.
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4 Test out all the new sex toys your brought on your last shopping spree
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3. Go shopping for new porn magazines.
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2 Host a long weekend orgy
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1. Salute your country's long weekend...in nothing but a flag draped along your body!
OK guess I'm giving the next topic.
Top 10 Things you Don't Need Gossip Shows to Tell You About Celebrities
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10 Who does their Hair
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9. Who They Dumped this Week.
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8. Where they're shopping at.
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7 Find out whoi's staring in their own new reality show
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6. Which of many other clebrities their having an affair with.
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5. Which celebrity is going into rehab.
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4 Who's getting a little surgery
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3. What junk food they ate this week.
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2. Where they're going on vacation.
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1 Who's made a sex tape .
Next top 10
Top 10 New Sex Toys
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Top 10 New Sex Toys
10. Coming from a hardware store near you, the Lawn Mower Powered Vibrator!
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lol still pushing that toy Haru .
9 Vibrating Anal Beads
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I'll make my millions yet!
8. Whips, Chains and Collars for cosplaying teens! (As opposed to them SOMEHOW buying the adult versions at such a young age!)
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7. Punishment benches
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6 Tentacle Viberators
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5. IKEA's Build your Own Dungeon in 50923 Steps!
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4 Fruit Flavoured Gags
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3. Vibrators with MP3 capabilities
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Why'd I picture getting RickRolled while using #3?
2. Hello Kitty Dildos!
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1. Sex swings
Next topic: Top 10 ways to make people laugh
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10 Watch very funny anime with them
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9. Well I hear there are these guys called the 404s who do comedy improv you might want to check out!
Video playlists at
http://www.youtube.com/user/the404s
and my own Eastside playlist at
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=2940D4CF10ED601B
Laugh hearty!
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8.Telling dumb blonde jokes
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7 Watch classic saturday night live .
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6. Watch the Daily Show followed by the Colbert Report.
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5. Watch Mad TV
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4 Watch Adult Swim
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3. Listen to Weird Al Yankovic!
http://www.weirdal.com/ for his main site, or watch his many music videos at http://www.youtube.com/user/alyankovic
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2 Go to a stand up comedy show
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1. Watch Animaniacs
Next topic: Top 10 things you do on vacation
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10 See the tourists sights.
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9. Buy souvenirs.
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8. Get to know the locals.
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7 Vist an historical place
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6. Visit the local brothel...I mean...adult entertainment building. :P
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5 Go bugee jumping
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4. Eat out!
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3 Go on a bus tour .
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2. Take pictures or film your vacation!
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1 Eat some of the local foods.
Next top 10-Top 10 signs your a Super Villan
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Top 10 signs your a Super Villain
10. You can't prove that giant black mecha with the shifty eyes in my backyard is mine! That could be the neighbour's evil mecha!
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9 You refer to your co workers,friends etc as minons
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8. You've petted your cat so much maniacally it's hairless on its back now!
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7 You practice your super villan speechs in front of the mirror...naked
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6. You laugh evilly late at night that neighbours are calling the police about public nuisances.
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5 Your bedroom has been turned into an evil lair equiped with death traps .
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4. Your front porch is actually a pitfall trap.
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3 You've perfected the evil scowl
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2. You got North Korea, Iran and Doctor Doom's Lair on speed dial.
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1 You do the same thing every night.Try to take over the World Pinkie
Top 10 Things to do to get your muse writing.
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POIT!
Top 10 Things to do to get your muse writing
10. Send them flowers.
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9 Read very hot fan fiction
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8. Give them chocolate.
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7 Find a picture and write a story from it.
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6. Drabbling
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5 Ask for requests or suggestions online.
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4. Blowjobs perhaps?
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3 Type randomly.
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2. Hot baths with bubbles.
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1 Write a Mary Sue fan fic.
Next Top 10
Top 10 Sex roleplays to dress up as.
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10. Teacher - I have a serious thing for male teachers. There's just something soooo sexy about a man enlightening others. *drools over male teacher with glasses and dark hair*
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Nivce luvsev winks
9 Cheerleader-Gives you a ra ra reve up grins
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8. Cop - Those handcuffs could be put to great use.
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7 Pirate-make you walk the plank arrgh
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6. Prisoner
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5 Maid-At your service.
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*blinks since I'm a (substitute) teacher with dark hair and glasses*
Funny I've also cosplayed as an anime Prisoner (Cody from Final Fight/Street Fighter Alpha).
4. Cowboy/Cowgirl - Giddy up, ride 'em!
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*chuckles* Does that mean you're willing to indulge my fantasy, Haru?
3. Doctor
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*grins* add me in luvsev and we could do that Menage a trois one ;)
2 Nurses-Giving you a full check up.
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1. Firefighter
Next top ten: Fantasies
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good topic luvsev.
Top 10 topic- Fantasies
10 Seducing a naughty school girl after class.
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9. Eating sushi off a naked gal.
Hey can be non sexual like too, didn't define what fantasies! :P
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8 Sex in the soccer/football changing rooms.
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7. Doing a shy but sexy librarian in the library stacks.
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6 A hot threesome with toys included.
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5. Travelling the world and experiencing foreign night life if you know what I mean?
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4 A naughty romp in a resteruant restroom.
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3. Doing it in the cheerleaders' locker room after the big game, with the whole team AND the cheerleaders.
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2. Having a threesome with one dominant male and one dominant female, and them punishing me.
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1. BUKKAKE PARTY!
http://xhamster.com/movies/120421/bunny_bukkake_party.html
Next topic!
Top 10 Things You'd Want for your Next Birthday Party if you won a Million Dollars
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10. A Macbook Air (they're only the coolest laptops ever)
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9 Round the world trip to vist all my friends in TM.
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8. Anime Maid to help around the house.
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7 Buy a Cosplay Mansion
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6. Throw a Squeefest and pay for all of my friends' plane tickets/
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5. Magical Naked Band to play all my favorite songs when I want!
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4. Have someone to enact a fantasy of mine.
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3. My own REAL Magical Girl School with short skirts and I as the Magic Professor!
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2 Higher a top notch filn crew and direct and star in my own big budget Hentai movie .
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1. Magical Strip Club with sparkles, Wands and more!
OK the next top 10 topic:
Top 10 Bad Ideas for a Summer Blockbuster Movie
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10. Hunting trip gone bad: Bigfoot attacks hikers and drags them off to keep them captive in a cave. When he's done playing with them a month later, he lets them return to civilisation. They decide to tell their story, and no one believes them.
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9 Disney Presents.Jonas Montana High.A musical thats got the Jonas brother,Hana Montana and Cast of High School Muiscal as they try to do something but sing every two minutes.
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8. Michael Bay presents: My Little Pony...EXPLOSIONS! Watch the ponies you loved bring the Apocalypse!
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7. Your Worst Enemy: Darkwing Duck faces off with... Batman!
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6 Poterlight-Yes a movie combing Hary Potter and Twlight.Wizards,Vampires and teen angst oh my. (No offense to Potter and/or Twlight fans ou there )
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5. Will Smith, Hugh Jackman, Johnny Depp...3 hot men...In the new Hero Movie...In the Dark! The whole movie is in darkness as they fight it...without any matches or magic missiles even!
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4. Killing Me Softly - A giant teddy bear and his victims...
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3 Ocean's 14-Another A List celb buddy buddy fiv where they try to rob some place all while being ultra cool
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2. KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN! Three hours of William Shatner screaming that name in the sequel to the new Star Trek movie.
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1 Twitter the movie.A whole 2 hours of nothing but twittering with big ass explosions and CGI effects added in.
Next top 10.
Top 10 Things to do at a Con at least once.
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10. Create special drinks in honour of your favourite characters.
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9. Visit the hentai room!
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8. Go out to dinner with your friends from the fandom.
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7 Buy as many DVD's of your favourite shows as you can carry.
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6. If they're there watch a comedy improv show like from the 404s!
http://the404s.wordpress.com/ - Cheap Pop! :P
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5. Cosplay your favourite characters.
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4. Play video games in the Video Gaming room from singing ones like Rock Band to fighting games like Blazblue!
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3 Get autographs from your fav characters voice actors.
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2. Throw a party and invite your favourite voice actor/ess to it. Hey, they might show up.
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good idea luvsev
1 Attend a panel featuring you fav voice actors/ress and ask them a question you really want to.
Now for the next top 10.
Top 10 signs your about to restart school/college again
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Top 10 signs your about to restart school/college again
10. When you have songs like this on your playlist!
From Avenue Q - I wish I could back to College
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umOP4rSc5to
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9 You have to buy a completey new school uinform.
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8. You're older than your professor.
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7 Your locker still has stuff from last semster inside it.
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6. You're in the same class as the KIDS of your old college buddies!
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5. Getting the dreaded Welcome back staff notice from your administrator. :(
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4. You got to wear to try to fit into your old uniform again.
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3. Cant walk through any store without seeing the dreaded school supply display.
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2 You don't do your summer home work and blame it on a repeating time loop ;)
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WTF! NOT AGAIN! DAMN TIME LOOP!!!!!!!!
1. Your mom is STILL taking you to class and this time it's the teachers giggling at you.
Ok next topic!
TOP 10 Ways to Improve Television Shows
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10. Fewer cheezy lines.
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9 Use CGI for the whole show and not actors.
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8. Use more actors/actresses who represent the actual weight range of a country's viewers.
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7. NO MORE REALITY TV Stuff! ;D
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6 Redo old tv shows but with a modern cast and setting
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5. DON'T use celebrity guests each week!
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4. Make versions of shows from other countries.
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3. Music from the past on the soundtrack!
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2 Film everything live
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Crud why do i get stuck with the number 1... *thinks, thinks, thinks.......*
1. Hire George Lucas....in a tv land far far away.... ;)
New Topic
Top 10 things not to say to your Dom/me.
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10. You should do it this way.
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9 I'm not wearing that
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8. What's a penis?
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7 This Collars itchy.
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6. I don't want to kneel.
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5. Are you my mommy?
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4 Is that a Candy Whip?
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3. So if you're a Dom, does that make you Italian?
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2. But I don't want to suck your cock right now.
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1 This leather outfit makes me look fat,.
Next top 10
Top 10 spells not cast in Harry Potter.
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10. One to remove excess things
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Top 10 spells not cast in Harry Potter
9. Abra Panty-Steal-Da-And-Bras!
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8 Teleportis to warmis-Teleports you to some where warm like the bahamas.
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7. Do my homework Pocus!
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6 Presto Shavo-For a shave if your in a hurry.
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5. The Chinese Water Made into Beer Chamber Trick
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4 Muse awaken-makes your muse flow for your writing.
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3. Rave Magic - Summon a rave party upon command!
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2 Ages reduco-fro when you aren't quite ready to feel your age.
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1. Obama Solution Potion - For when you need to look fabulous AND solve the world problems!
OK next Top 10 topic!
Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear on the Masque Forums
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10 These Games are boring.
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9. Free sex, oh no please, don't show it to me!
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8 Pay 39.95 to post in the forums
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7. You have to pay to play.
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6 The mods are too meanie
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5. What's sex?
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4 How does this game go again?
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3. Why did they spell the site wrong, isn't this the Mask?!
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2 Who are these people who post?
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1. I'm tired of sex!
OK next topic!
Top 10 Famous People You'd Love to Have a 1 Night Stand With
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10 WWE Diva Mickie James
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9. Alan Rickman
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8. Mike Myers AND Beyonce Knowles! Yeah baby!
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7. Jason Isaacs
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6. Natalie Portman
(http://www.annuaire-web-france.com/wallpaper/stars/Natalie-Portman/Natalie-Portman-image-Star-Wars-Sexy-nue-028.jpg)
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5 Anna Paquin
(http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/Anna-Paquin-1.jpg)
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4. Johnny Depp
(http://media.bigoo.ws/content/image/celebrities_male/celebrities_male_10.jpg)
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3. Peter North
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2. Gillian Anderson
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1. Richard Gere
Next up: Top 10 Things That Sound Better When Whispered
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10. (whispers) "Did you remember...to buy the largest tub of ice cream?"
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9. "Would you like to join me in the airplane's bathroom?"
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8 Wanna have a threesome
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7. I hid a toy on my body, care to find it?
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6 I've got some handcuff's want to try them out.
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5. Did you know your ears look so lickable?
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4. I want to steal a kiss.
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3 You look very hot in leather
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2. I think your hair smells like cherries.
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1 Are you horny I am.
Next topic.
Top 10 ways to cool down during summer.
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Top 10 ways to cool down during summer
10. Taking a nice dip in a swimming pool!
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9. Lick an ice cream cone.
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8 By a large fan or two
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7. Two words: AIR CONDITIONING!
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6. Take a cold shower
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5. Stick your head in the freezer.
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4 Build your own iglooo
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3. Fill the bathtub with ice cubes and dive on in!
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2 Travel to New Zealand where its winter
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1. Travel to Canada up North anytime!
Next Top 10!
Top 10 Signs You're Becoming a Nymphomaniac
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Top 10 Signs You're Becoming a Nymphomaniac
10 Your closet is full of naughty sex roleplay costumes
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9. You're sitting at the computer right now with some "toy" in you right now...
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8. You crave sex all the time.
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7 Everytime you go out you just have to have a quicke in a restroom
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6. You don't talk to people face to face, as the first thing you look at on a person is their crotch.
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5 You tell friends to give you gift vouches for sex toys for your birthday.
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4. First thing you think when you meet someone new: "Am I going to get to have sex with them?"
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3 You hold a weekly orgy at your house.
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2. You teach Sex Ed. class, yet you're NOT a teacher and you're teaching it in the local bars!
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1 You have sex with anyone for free.
Next top 10 topic.
Top 10 Signs its NFL season.
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Top Ten Signs It's NFL Season
10. More football commercials
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9 You start drafting your fantasy team
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8. You see more NFL cheerleaders than normal.
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7. Brett Favre retired and unretired again mid season.
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6 You start refering your lawn as the Frozen Tundra of Leambeau Fields
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5. You start resting your voice so you can yell at the tv when your fave team screws up.
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4 You buy your favourite players replica jersey.
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3. There 100 NFL Shows on TV now to predict winners, weather, salaries, what the cheerleaders are wearing, and if Brett Favre will retire after this year.
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2 If your the Offensive Co -ordinator you may have been fired already.
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1. You're no longer going to church! Time for some Sunday FOOTBALL!
Your next Top 10 topic
Top 10 Ways to Make your First Day Back in College more Sexy
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10 Ask your Professor for private tutoring at your dorm.
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9. Sneak into the opposite sex's dorm rooms like the good old movies taught us!
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8. Go to your first class sans underwear.
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7 You hold a Toga party .
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6. Make an appointment with the school nurse...if you know what I mean?
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5 You have to take PE with the how new teacher after school for denetion.
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4. Make out in the library stacks.
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3 Teach the sexy foregin student English
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2. Go or organize the Sex Pub Night (I recall mine were AWESOME, as somehow I got rangled into being a Bachelor for the Auction, and also manager for the Jello Wrestling Contests for a female friend of mine).
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1 Film your own porno and put it online.
Next top 10.
Top 10 Things cartoon/anime charcters never say.
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10. My eyes are WAY too big!
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9 (To a gas station attendent) Fill my giant robot up will you .
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8. My nose is too small.
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7 I need a stunt toon double
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6. My boobs are not THAT big, really!
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5 This super hero uniform is to tight.
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4. My load is too large.
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3 I'm a talking kitty so feed me.
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2. A giant robot for me? Oh no thank you, give it to someone else!
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1 I only rescue the princess to have wild sex with her.
Next top 10
Top 10 Signs you read to many Fantasy stories.
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Top 10 Signs you read too many Fantasy stories
10. You've been waiting for a prince or knight to save you while you wait in your locked...bathroom.
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9. You kiss every frog you see, hoping it will turn into a prince.
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8. You are dressed up as an elf and prance around...but you're not doing it in a LARP (Live Action Role Playing Game) but at church instead.
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7 Your surprised no one can speak elevish?
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6. Your room has posters of J.K.Rowling and Peter Jackson in swimsuits.
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5 You claim parking spots by the name of your fantasy kingdom.
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4. You've cast magic missile at the darkness...of a movie theatre...
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3 You buy tights and frilly shirts and where them out in public.
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2. You pasted an ice cream cone on the head of your horse and rode it looking for a princess.
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1 Your shocked that your Horse doesn't talk .
Next top 10.
Top 10 Ways to Celebrate Winning Something.
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Top 10 Ways to Celebrate Winning Something
10. Hugging your teammates.
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9 Celebrate into the crowd/audeince
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8. Do a celebration dance.
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7. Throw a party.
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6. Rent a billboard to announce your victory!
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5 Print 1000 T Shirts saying how Awesome you are.
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Why'd I picture the Miz for #5? Anywho!
4. Pay for a full page spread in the newspaper to thank all your fans for cheering on your victory.
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3 Sell the movie rights of your win to hollywood.
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2. Twitter to your followers about your accomplishment.
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1 Crown yourself the coolest person on the planet and hold a street parade.
Next Top 10.
Top 10 Ways to get unbored.
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Top 10 ways to get un-bored
10. Chatting with friends!
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9. Play a game.
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8 Listen to a CD
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7. Watch porn!
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6. Self bondage
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Welcome to the forum's temptess
5 Travel overseas
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Thank you adone *smiles*
4. 80 laps of the pool
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3. Email a nutter friend
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2. Daydream of place on the other side of the world
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1 Cyber with a friend or two online.
phew got that top 10 all done.
Next topic Top 10 kinky things to do for sex.
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10. Get out the snorkel and the rubber suit
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9 Playing cops and robbers with handcuffs
(cool to see you in the salon janey )
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8. Start oiling
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7 Buy a lot of leather
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6. Order a Liberator wedge
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5. Nipple clamps!
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4. Crop
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3 Croutchless Panties
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2. Furry costume
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1. Wax
Top ten ways to piss of the neighbo(u)rs
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10. Walk around in front of my windows naked and scratching my privates.
(Also good for making the neighbo(u)rs vomit!)
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9. Put out feeding trays for all the local wildlife
(including that crazy neighbour that walks around nude scratching)
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8. Throw rocks found when planting in the yard over the fence line. (Is soooo tempted to do this btw!)
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Bad neighbour!
7. Hold an open house party - send invites out via facebook, myspace
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6. Cook very smelly fish on the barbie every day during hot weather.
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*laughs* I think I do that!
5. Hold Bagpipe training trials in your backyard every Sunday Morning at 7 am.
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4. Invite the neighbo(u)r kids over to party in your pool
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3. Park over their driveway. CONSTANTLY
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2. Ogle their teenaged daughter a bit too much.
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*laughs*@ DTM
1. Move in with them......
Since I started that top ten...........next poster can start off on a new top ten..
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Making up rules are you? Fascinating!
Top ten ways to drive your SO nuts at the holidays
10. Do not buy them a single present from their list of what they wanted.
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9. Invite people who annoy your SO over for a holiday meal.
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8. Give them presents that you'll plan to borrow later.
"What's the matter honey? Is that drill too big for you?"
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that is evil DTM
7. Insist when Christmas carollers arrive that they hum the Star wars theme song. Refer to the star of Bethlehem as your proof of it being a Christmas tune. Bonus points if you can recite the opening " A long time ago in a galaxy far far away............
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6 Play the 12 days of christmas on repetative loop.
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5. Tell them the electric bill is too high so no lights this year.
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4 Tell them you have to find a christmas tree and cut it down.
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Actually my wife would love it if I did that andy! You can get permits here for about $10 to go up into the mountains and cut down your own.
3. Make her go to all of your groups Christmas parties
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2. Buy your presents at 2200hrs on Christmas Eve and have them wrapped by midnight.
She has been wrapping and shopping gifts since August
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Oooo! I do that one too Tt. (Gosh but you look familiar. Are you related to the bootiful blonde one? ;D )
1. Tell her the neighbours have so many outdoor lights your house does not need any to help reduce global warming.
Next topic
Top ten funny nicknames
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PMSL You bastard
1. Pss
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Bastard? Sheesh! ;D
And I'll presume your entry was #10.....
9. Red ears
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COSM!!!!!!! Evil. Fecking Evil!
And totally unexpected.*mutters*
8. Evil!
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How is "Evil" a funny nic? Now "Dr. Evil" would have worked.
7. Tinkaboobalicious
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*PMSL* Stop surprising me!
6. Wicked
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But why? It's so much fun!
5. Brown Back
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Brown Back?
4. Spanky Spanky Bambi Girl
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(Ummm Was referring to a recent photo of someone's back I saw)
3. OMIB
I like your last one!
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2. Tits McGee
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1. Dommyhead
I'll let someone else do the next ten as I did the last one
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I thought the finisher had to start it off again... cheaterpants. Oh look, another funny nickname! :P
Top 10 Worst Names for a Cute Baby.
10. Ethel
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9. Rudi (apologies to my cousin)
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Well I was supposed to but I started the last one as well. Just sharing the love MD! ;)
8. Boo ;D
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7. Carl
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6. Rudolph
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Sharmonica.
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Ouch! That would be brutal!
4. Prince Charles
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Aryan
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2. Tinks ;D
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grrrrrr
1. Dwayne
Next top ten
You know you have had too much coffee when.........
10.You lick your coffeepot clean.
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9. You have to relieve yourself every 15 minutes for the next 2 hours.
*hands you a '0' to put next to your 1......*
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8. The ER staff need a calculator to take your pulse rate
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7. You answer your own email questions before your co-workers ever even get the chance to open it.
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6. Everything you look at is blurry.
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5. You go to the bikini barista place for the coffee!
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What's wrong with that? ???
4. You use your buy 10 get one free card every other day to get a free one.
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3. You can tell the difference between someone making a pot with 4 level scoops of coffee instead of 4 heaping scoops of coffee.
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2. You chew other peoples fingernails.
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1 Your don't sleep for 3 whole days
Next topic
Top 10 Naughty Christmas gifts.
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Nice topic andy!
10. Nipple clamps
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*gets all warm and fuzzy*
9. Naughty Boy vibrating prostate massager
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8. Hitachi Magic wand .......(think I am on a theme here....)
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It's a good theme tinks!
7. Vibrating cock ring
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6. A paddle with leather on one side and mink on the other.
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5 Glow in the dark vibrator.
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4. One or two of these please.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg&feature=player_embedded
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3. Handcuffs
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2. Glow in the dark double bullet... fun alone or to share with a friend. ;D
(http://www.liberator.com/_static/webUpload/730/26_11242_17_2.jpg)
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Nice toy. And I like the new av. Self portrait MD? ;)
1. O ring gag with nipple clamps
(http://www.bedtimeheaven.co.uk/watermark.asp?img=300px/open_wide_gag_3.jpg)
Next topic: Top ten ways to celebrate the New Years with your SO
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10. In a vicodin-induced post surgical haze.
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*laughs* Will he share do you think?
And you didn't answer my question!
9. Sex!
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8. Naked, on a boat in an orgasmic tremor
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7. Time to load on food and drinks before making the resolutions...by eating and drinking off your SO!
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6 Dress up as their fav sex fantasy.
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5. At a quiet, initimate dinner in a dark restaurant... hands exploring under the table and hemlines.
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4. Find a swingers club and have a New Year's Orgy to wish everyone a happy one!
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3 Beach Blanket Bonking on the local beach.
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2. Fighting and pissed off at each other. Wheeeeee! >:(
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1. Naked champagne bath!
Next topic:
Top 10 Things that would make you scream like a fanboy/fangirl
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10. Seeing Angelina Jolie live. Yummers!
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9. Meeting Mark Hamill (Luke Skywalker, Joker's voice among other cartoons)
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8. The Aussie Rugby Team thigh session...
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7. Getting to go to an anime convention or pro wrestling show in Japan with lots of cash in hand.
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6. A Sale at Louboutins!
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5. A bikini coffee girl convention.
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4. Being served at a maid's cafe.
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3. Steve Yzerman *drools*
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2 Meeting Mickie James...
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1. Being cast to be a voice actor in one of my favorite video games!
New Top 10 topic for you!
Top 10 Predictions For Hollywood in 2010
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10 Someone gets divorced
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9. Lost will FINALLY end along with other declining shows (...or will they?)
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8 Another remake of an old movie comes out
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7. Hey Paris Hilton and Britney Spears haven't been on TMZ lately so I expect them to make "news" any day now...
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6 At least one superhero movie will come out
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5. Kanye West will interrupt someone this year.
http://www.dailybento.com/2010/01/kanye-the-new-internet-meme-2/
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4 Teens will go crazy over the next Harry Potter and Twlight films.
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3. Someone will get caught out with a hooker or two
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2 Another celb sex tape will come out.
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1. Gary Coleman will make a phenomenal comeback! (He's not dead is he?)
Next topic.... The top 10 ways to keep your "other" life a secret from your SO.
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10. *hums the Batman theme* nunah nunah nunah nunah nunah nunah nunah nunah BAT PHONE!
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9 Have a spare room that you can put stuff .
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Spare room? That is some serious hiding!
8. Hotmail!
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Indeed DTM
7 Create another persona to go by
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6. Flash Drive.
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5 Use a seprate computer
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4. Pay as you go cell phone
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3 Have a seprate account.
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2. Always have a shopping side loaded in a separate browser window so you can quickly switch over when you hear them creeping up behind you.
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1 Tell them your out of town on a work confrence.
Next top 10
Top 10 signs your in a.....HENTAI
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For those unaware, hentai is roughly anime porn/animated porn. Heh.
Top 10 Signs You're in a Hentai
10. These pieces of artwork are on your wall:
(http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll269/Bloodshotbuddah/MotivationalPoster.jpg)
(http://i487.photobucket.com/albums/rr236/iCarly59/Hentai-1.jpg)
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9 Hair is all colours of the rainbow
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8. Your bedroom sheets look like this ...
(http://www.pimpandhost.com/media/image/3/8/4/5/38452/1/7/c/4/17c47262e7c6588bc0caa5a8994b271e.jpg) (http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/2961591-original.html)
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7 Gals look hot in their undwear
http://www.aerisdies.com/cats/cat11051img43.html
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6. This is how prostate stimulation plays out...
(http://www.pimpandhost.com/media/image/3/8/4/5/38452/a/8/1/f/a81f0bec926e84b7fd87c7d3144ba18a.jpg) (http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/2961725-original.html)
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;D i';ve got that pic on my other puter tess
5 You find you can speak japanse
http://www.aerisdies.com/cats/cat11051img44.html
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Now I want those sheets!
4. School seems to be an excuse to have sex at any moment!
BONUS Haru's Top Hentai movies involving school:
Maple Colours - http://www.xhamster.com/movies/263082/maple_colors_ep._1_english_audio_.html
Discipline - http://www.xhamster.com/movies/157664/discipline_ep_1.html
Immorality - http://www.xhamster.com/movies/229971/immorality_hentai_f70.html
Bible Black Origins (NOT the larger series that's a bit too dark/magic related) - http://www.xhamster.com/movies/242974/hentai_bible_black.html
Finally one that I know I've seen the full version but hard to find, about a soccer cheerleader - http://www.xhamster.com/movies/89202/teen_fucked_by_so_many_people_hentai_f70.html
Enjoy!
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3 Tentacle's are soundly very sexy
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2. The guys have cocks that last forever and seem to have endless amounts of cum (see the Discipline link alone from #4!).
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1 Two words- BIG BEWBIES
(http://asiankawaii.com/wp-content/gallery/big-boobs-hentai-gallery/big_boobs_hentai_16.jpg)
Next top 10
Top 10 ways to get mother nature to be nicer with the weather.
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Top 10 ways to get Mother Nature to be nicer with the weather
10. Get her on that date with Father Time ASAP!
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9. Slow the rate of our fossil fuel consumption & emissions.
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8. Don't litter, recycle when you can!
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7. Save water - shower together. ;D
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6 Go clothless were possible
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5. Send Mother Nature some recyclable porn magazines!
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4 Use a solar powered vibe
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3. Bribe with gifts.......plant more trees
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2 Hold your orgies outdoors
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1. Three words: Weather Channel Chippendales!
Next Top 10 topic is:
TOP 10 WAYS TO MAKE SPORTS SEXIER TO WATCH
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10 Shorter shorts
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9. Tighter shirts
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8. Cheerleader strippers!
http://www.xhamster.com/movies/188545/cheerleader_school_f70.html
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7. Halftime orgies
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6 Lapdances for fans in the stands.
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5. Penalties change to having to have to "pleasure" a fan in the penalty box for 2 minutes or more.
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4. Strippers at half-time shows.
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3 Replays in super slow moe of the cheerleaders
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2. New Olympic sport: EXTREME fucking!
http://www.xhamster.com/movies/39382/extreme_sports.html
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1. Offer body shots as a form of entertainment. :)
Next top ten topic: The Top Ten Ways To tell You're Stuck in the 1990s
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The Top Ten Ways To tell You're Stuck in the 1990s
10. You keep hiring Hulk Hogan and his buddies to save your company, brotha!
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9. Songs like "Down" by 311 top the charts.
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8 You still do the macarena in the club
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7. You never took off your parachute pants because you're too legit to quit!
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6 You still speak like its 1996
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What do you mean I'm not whack, yo? :P
5. You've stored up McRibs you're still eating today in the year 2010!
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/twolemundo/TheMcRib.png)
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4 You still hold out for the next spice girls album
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3. You're still playing Duck Hunt on the NES!
Not that there's anything wrong with NES games like at this vNES site!
http://www.virtualnes.com/index.html
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(*laughs* I remember McRibs!)
You wear your walkman everywhere.
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And I STILL got a Walkman. What are those things people have called...iPods? :P
1. You're on a reality TV show like Dancing With the Stars because you had 5 minutes of fame in the 1990s!
Next Top 10 topic is:
Top 10 Things You Hope No One Finds in Your Closet
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10 My new kids on the block cassette.
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9. The skeletons...I stole from my Biology class.
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8. My stack of Playgirl magazines
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7 My soft toy collection
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6. The plans for my giant mecha to rule the world!
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5 My superhero outfit
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4.The stash of Harry Potter hentai for sale (sorry I don't know who the gal is!)
(http://p1.xhamster.com/000/000/270/205_800.jpg)
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3. My homemade paddle
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2. The gold I stole form Fort Knox.
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1 My cloneing machine.
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Top 10 Hints to give your partner that you want to have sex.
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10. Leave a trail of candy to your bedroom...with you naked under the bedsheets as the real dessert!
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9 They offer you a special breakfast in bed
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8. You keep trying to go to work/school and each morning you wake up tied to your bedposts naked!
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7. Suggestively touch their thigh.
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6 Show them the new underwear you just happend to have brought.
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5. You keep trying to watch the football game and she keeps walking in front of the TV in nothing but her lingerie!
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4 You ask her to help wash your back in the shower.
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3. You keep finding nude and lewd pictures all over your desk at home with a note about more to come...in bed...!
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2 They borrow a cheerleaders outfit from your neighbours and want to show you a little cheer?
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1. Your partner is in the bedroom with the camera ready for their close up...if you know what they mean!
Next Top 10 topic is...
Top 10 Cool Ways to End a Fight
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10 Tie the other person up
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9. Falcon Punch + Mikuru Beam COMBO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhh6tyF9ubc
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8. Fast raw desperate sex.
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7 Diistract them by pointing to something outside
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6. ANY of the top 10 most dangerous finishing moves in wrestling!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwZPUjvU7Uc
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5. Throw ice water
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4. Call on the Red Ranger for a special attack POWER RANGER Style!
http://www.dailybento.com/2010/02/go-go-red-ranger/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaA2NJyFSW8
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3. Flash them your boobies! (Or in my case.... "moobs"!)
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*feels up DTM's moobs and honks them*
2. Break out into song & dance ala West Side Story!
*wanders away humming "When you're a Jet..."*
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1. FATALITY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22-vQYNX2Xc
Ok your next top 10 category is:
Top 10 Things to Look Forward to on a Long Weekend
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10. Weekend sex!
*let's MD honk my moobs because she's just that special!*
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9. Olympics, NBA All-star game and so many sports coming in our Canadian Long Weekend (for Family Day is a day off Monday), woot!
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8 Not being in hospital (can i get a honk though please MD?)
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7. Sleep in time!
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6 Spend on the three day sales like mad
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5. A spare day to gorge and drink some more while you PARTAY!
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4. Time to test out a new recipe.
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3. Catching up on video games that you've been wanting to finish!
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2 Tidying your room up
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1. Parties! Woohoo!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HCsD5kDmLU
ALRIGHT, YOUR NEXT TOPIC FOR TOP 10 IS:
TOP 10 WAYS TO IMPROVE THE CURRENT TV LANDSCAPE
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10 No more Reality Tv shows
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AMEN!
9. Cut down on these silly national laws for % of local product so people can better sample foreign product like say....anime!
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8 Every show is now done in 3D
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7. More close ups on cleavage and asses.
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TOP 10 WAYS TO IMPROVE THE CURRENT TV LANDSCAPE (continued!)
6. Bring back the shows that never should have been canned early from Samurai Jack to Sliders!
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5 Stop remakes of classic shows
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4. Less of the same old poker shows, more STRIP POKER TV tourneys! :D
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3 All cop shows must be the same except located in differnt cities.
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2. No more live teen shows done by Nickelodeon or Disney, PLEASE!
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1 Celebrity tv shows and news shows are banned forever .
Next top 10.
Top 10 Ways to spice up sex.
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10. Strawberries and whipped cream eating...off your partner's chest!