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Title: Three Word Story
Post by: saguaro on March 22, 2008, 04:58:52 PM
Ok, while Haru is busy moving, I'm going to start some games here.

We all know this one, we tell a story but only use three words at a time.

I'll start off:

Once upon a.....
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Post by: cis on March 22, 2008, 05:13:57 PM
bedsheet, a handsome
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Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 22, 2008, 06:05:02 PM
well hung man
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Post by: saguaro on March 22, 2008, 06:11:40 PM
thought he would
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Post by: Haruhifan on March 23, 2008, 10:10:36 AM
TY mamma, will drop by when I do get some time like today!

The story so far:

Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would

venture to Paris
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Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 23, 2008, 11:11:10 AM
to look for
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Post by: cis on March 23, 2008, 11:14:02 PM
a sexy unshaven
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Post by: Haruhifan on March 24, 2008, 05:50:32 PM
The story so far:

Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven

goat herder who
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: saguaro on March 26, 2008, 06:19:46 PM
knew his way
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Post by: Haruhifan on March 28, 2008, 08:15:38 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way

around the dungeon
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Post by: saguaro on March 29, 2008, 08:44:32 PM
in the dark.
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Post by: admin on March 30, 2008, 05:47:40 PM
While in the
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Post by: Haruhifan on March 31, 2008, 12:59:58 AM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the

Louvre, he saw
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: janey on March 31, 2008, 04:51:26 PM
something that completely
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Post by: cis on March 31, 2008, 04:56:49 PM
made him gag.
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Post by: janey on April 03, 2008, 05:04:22 PM
Phylis who had
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on April 04, 2008, 02:06:00 AM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phylis who had

brought the soufflé
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Post by: Danewolf on April 04, 2008, 11:34:09 PM
thought it odd
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Post by: janey on April 08, 2008, 04:23:25 PM
and also scary
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Post by: Haruhifan on April 09, 2008, 12:34:05 AM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phylis who had brought the soufflé thought it odd and also scary

to flash her
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Post by: janey on April 10, 2008, 01:34:55 AM
more than ample
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Post by: saguaro on April 11, 2008, 09:37:55 AM
buttocks.  While she
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Post by: janey on April 11, 2008, 10:35:24 AM
pulled down her
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Post by: saguaro on April 28, 2008, 11:24:43 PM
eyelids over her
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Post by: janey on May 01, 2008, 05:02:00 AM
bloodshot baby blues.
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Post by: cis on May 19, 2008, 10:27:18 AM
The museum guards
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Post by: janey on May 20, 2008, 07:17:12 AM
,Sid,Bob and Terry
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Post by: saguaro on May 20, 2008, 08:44:13 PM
stood in the
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Post by: janey on May 21, 2008, 04:31:54 AM
security monitoring room
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Post by: Tamin on May 27, 2008, 12:02:29 AM
scanning the screens
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Post by: janey on June 07, 2008, 06:19:17 AM
for any untoward
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Post by: Tamin on June 08, 2008, 12:38:56 PM
or solicitous activity,
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Post by: janey on June 09, 2008, 02:10:20 AM
whilst also watching
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Post by: cis on June 09, 2008, 11:30:28 PM
Blackadder and porn
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Post by: janey on June 10, 2008, 02:12:33 AM
in which Edmund
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Post by: cis on June 10, 2008, 04:47:17 PM
does an impersonation
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Post by: janey on June 13, 2008, 03:28:22 AM
of Percy shoving
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Post by: Tamin on June 24, 2008, 02:00:39 PM
himself inside a
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Post by: janey on June 25, 2008, 05:24:30 AM
motheaten rabbit suit
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Post by: Haruhifan on July 13, 2008, 10:47:02 PM
Wowie great back and forth folks!

Here's the story so far:

Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit

while eating pie.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: janey on July 14, 2008, 03:59:20 AM
The guards failed
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on July 24, 2008, 05:24:58 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed

to notice the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: janey on July 29, 2008, 12:37:38 PM
Large and tasty
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Post by: nitza ovis on July 30, 2008, 05:48:42 PM
deep fried twinkie
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Post by: saguaro on August 01, 2008, 06:26:36 PM
caught in the

(way to go folks)
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Post by: nitza ovis on August 02, 2008, 08:56:28 PM
revolving glass door.
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Post by: admin on August 11, 2008, 02:34:16 PM
Lovely Lady Janet


you all are doing great!
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Post by: Deviant Rogue on August 14, 2008, 07:50:32 AM
, adorned in luxurious
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Post by: Haruhifan on August 15, 2008, 09:54:09 AM
The story so far...(and thanks to all contributors thus far and to come!)

Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious

white pearls, sauntered
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Post by: admin on August 21, 2008, 01:06:38 PM
in, her hips
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Post by: Deviant Rogue on August 21, 2008, 02:19:03 PM
swaying provocatively toward
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Post by: dawn on August 22, 2008, 05:45:45 AM
an erotic opportunity
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Post by: saguaro on August 26, 2008, 01:43:58 PM
with all the
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Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on August 26, 2008, 04:16:57 PM
grace of a
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on August 31, 2008, 07:56:34 AM
The story so far...(and thanks to all contributors thus far and to come!)

Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a

howling storm wind.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on September 01, 2008, 03:53:39 PM
She looked up......
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: nitza ovis on September 01, 2008, 07:23:33 PM
and saw him
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Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on September 02, 2008, 12:14:38 PM
stuffing the twinkie.....
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on September 02, 2008, 07:12:50 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....

taking his time
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Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on September 02, 2008, 11:29:03 PM
pushing it into
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on September 15, 2008, 12:43:36 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into

his big, thick
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on September 16, 2008, 11:24:35 AM
mustache. The creamy
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Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on September 18, 2008, 04:50:16 AM
soft goo, running
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Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on September 18, 2008, 09:37:47 AM
all over his
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on September 18, 2008, 10:55:01 AM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his

favorite leather vest,
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Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on September 19, 2008, 02:10:49 AM
Her finger traces......
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Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on September 19, 2008, 10:59:06 AM
through the goo......
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Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on September 19, 2008, 08:52:00 PM
leaving a sticky
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Post by: Haruhifan on September 20, 2008, 10:26:21 AM
Insert Quote
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky

trail of sweet

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Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on September 21, 2008, 03:02:07 AM
sugary goo on
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Post by: nitza ovis on September 21, 2008, 10:11:03 PM
pale thin fingers
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Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on September 22, 2008, 11:03:07 AM
She then puts
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Post by: rangergirl (She's Kinkeriffic!) on September 22, 2008, 11:58:34 AM
the creamy, wet
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Post by: cis on September 22, 2008, 09:20:25 PM
into her hot,
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Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on September 23, 2008, 01:53:54 AM
wet, warm, waiting ...
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Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on September 23, 2008, 11:03:43 AM
Puts the creamy wet what?  Dang!  So close.

Okay I'll try to find three that keep working....


mouth.  Then she
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on September 23, 2008, 07:23:04 PM
Slowly suckles, watching
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on September 24, 2008, 10:25:08 AM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....

his reaction.  He
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on September 24, 2008, 02:10:33 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He

burped loudly at
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Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on September 24, 2008, 02:13:58 PM
that crucial moment
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Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on September 25, 2008, 11:18:44 AM
LOL Haru!

I was just using the "......" to imply it was in the middle of the sentence.  I guess I better be careful with punctuation in the future.

The noise was
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Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on September 26, 2008, 02:37:41 AM
oddly alluring at
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Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on September 26, 2008, 08:17:01 AM
to her ears.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on September 26, 2008, 09:57:16 AM
Well the "..." adds to the story now!  Heh.

Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.

She crept up
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on September 26, 2008, 04:52:16 PM
Did I really make "at to her ears"?  Man I have got to start paying more attention!  Sorry folks!

Continuing...


behind him and
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Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on September 26, 2008, 07:31:45 PM
gently at his
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on September 27, 2008, 11:54:16 AM
ears began to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on September 27, 2008, 01:52:20 PM
lick and nibble
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on September 28, 2008, 10:55:04 AM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble

his earlobes while
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on September 28, 2008, 01:56:29 PM
running her foot
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Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on September 28, 2008, 05:35:40 PM
along the side
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Post by: nitza ovis on September 28, 2008, 07:45:50 PM
of his leg.
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Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on September 28, 2008, 11:11:28 PM
He felt himself,
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Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on September 29, 2008, 09:52:00 AM
getting harder and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on September 29, 2008, 01:36:26 PM
when she looked
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Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on September 30, 2008, 09:34:59 AM
down at his
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Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on September 30, 2008, 11:15:18 AM
shoes and noticed
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 01, 2008, 09:31:42 AM
how big his
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 01, 2008, 01:49:54 PM
shoes were, she
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on October 01, 2008, 03:02:33 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she

asked how long
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 02, 2008, 10:39:14 AM
his penis was.
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Post by: raven on October 02, 2008, 04:23:09 PM
Her reaction was
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 02, 2008, 09:55:55 PM
one of acute
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on October 03, 2008, 03:58:32 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute

shock when he
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 03, 2008, 08:37:59 PM
whispered the size
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: nitza ovis on October 03, 2008, 10:10:58 PM
of his shoe.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 04, 2008, 11:38:03 PM
She blushed and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 05, 2008, 02:18:42 PM
reached down to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on October 05, 2008, 02:44:55 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to

find a penny
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 05, 2008, 05:00:11 PM
on the ground.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: nitza ovis on October 05, 2008, 05:42:26 PM
Slowly bending over
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 05, 2008, 07:05:34 PM
her hem slowly
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 06, 2008, 02:45:43 PM
riding up the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: nitza ovis on October 06, 2008, 08:33:36 PM
back of her
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 07, 2008, 08:44:00 AM
thighs.  Revealing a
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 07, 2008, 06:15:36 PM
feminine frippery, just
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on October 07, 2008, 09:31:49 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just

waiting to be
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 07, 2008, 10:15:35 PM
ripped to pieces.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 08, 2008, 12:40:31 AM
She stands, hiding
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on October 11, 2008, 10:40:31 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding

behind doors of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: nitza ovis on October 12, 2008, 02:28:59 PM
the empty room.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 12, 2008, 09:40:33 PM
She beckons, whispering
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on October 13, 2008, 11:31:43 AM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering,

"Did you bring
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: nitza ovis on October 13, 2008, 07:31:28 PM
the cherry flavored
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 13, 2008, 10:18:05 PM
chapstick, or the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on October 14, 2008, 09:31:50 AM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the

blueberry flavored lube
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 14, 2008, 11:55:14 PM
Horrified, he gasps
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 16, 2008, 10:26:37 AM
realizing he forgot
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 17, 2008, 06:20:37 AM
She glares at
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on October 17, 2008, 11:39:18 AM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at

Her Dominatrix outfit
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 17, 2008, 02:23:27 PM
wondering if it
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: raven on October 17, 2008, 07:13:24 PM
what he wants
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 17, 2008, 11:45:02 PM
Not giving a
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: raven on October 17, 2008, 11:48:05 PM
moments thought to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 18, 2008, 12:41:21 AM
the camera in
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on October 18, 2008, 07:36:16 AM
The STORY so far (with minor edits from this mod to have it flow a bit more; mostly punctuation additions really as I piece it together):

Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in

the birdcage, she
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: raven on October 18, 2008, 03:43:28 PM
unzipped very slowly
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 18, 2008, 04:19:03 PM
. The rasping of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on October 19, 2008, 03:43:20 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of

autumn winds fill
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: nitza ovis on October 19, 2008, 10:09:00 PM
the quiet room.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 19, 2008, 10:15:29 PM
Sending shivers of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on October 20, 2008, 11:06:23 AM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of

ecstacy up her
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 20, 2008, 02:04:40 PM
arse.  Causing her
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: raven on October 20, 2008, 04:50:51 PM
whole body to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: nitza ovis on October 20, 2008, 07:02:56 PM
tremble in anticipation
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: raven on October 20, 2008, 07:41:39 PM
waiting for his
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: nitza ovis on October 20, 2008, 07:54:47 PM
voice to whisper
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 21, 2008, 02:33:19 AM
Where's the feather?
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: raven on October 21, 2008, 02:45:21 AM
A wicked smile
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 21, 2008, 04:04:03 AM
As she pulled
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 21, 2008, 09:04:11 AM
the feather out
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: raven on October 21, 2008, 08:00:43 PM
from between her
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 21, 2008, 09:08:26 PM
her plump breasts
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: nitza ovis on October 21, 2008, 10:01:28 PM
Holding it in
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 21, 2008, 10:13:03 PM
her long fingers,
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on October 22, 2008, 06:45:25 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers,

crossed her face.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 23, 2008, 03:45:48 AM
with a wisp
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on October 25, 2008, 07:12:50 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp

and a chuckle
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: nitza ovis on October 25, 2008, 09:13:17 PM
he leaned forward
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on October 27, 2008, 03:05:55 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward

to kiss her
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 28, 2008, 12:06:41 PM
plump breast. Instead
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on October 29, 2008, 01:03:06 AM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead

a monkey attacked!
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: admin on November 05, 2008, 02:53:22 PM
The museum guards
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on November 07, 2008, 12:06:06 AM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards

jumped in and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on November 10, 2008, 01:18:40 PM
spanked the monkey
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on November 12, 2008, 10:44:14 AM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey,

which brought out
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: The Courtesan on December 02, 2008, 02:11:36 PM
the onlookers who
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 03, 2008, 09:29:43 AM
applauded wildly at
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on December 13, 2008, 05:38:52 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at

the somersault into
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 15, 2008, 10:14:13 AM
the big bowl
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on December 18, 2008, 02:02:09 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl,

splashing punch onto
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on January 09, 2009, 10:25:07 AM
the giggling cheerleaders
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on January 09, 2009, 06:28:18 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders

who cheered for
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on January 12, 2009, 09:22:47 AM
the Pittsburgh Steelers!
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on January 12, 2009, 11:08:08 PM
(lol DTM.  If you're into football DO go into the General Discussion section and try the FREE NFL Playoff Pool picks!  Even entering late you can win the WINNING PERCENTAGE award for bragging rights!)

Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on January 13, 2009, 10:31:34 AM
jumped into the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: saguaro on January 13, 2009, 06:45:34 PM
throng of activity
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on January 14, 2009, 09:36:59 AM
and tossed a
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on January 15, 2009, 08:28:49 PM
The story so far...

Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a

cow, blowing into
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Katalyst on January 17, 2009, 03:54:41 PM
the crowd, knocking
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on January 18, 2009, 09:15:12 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking

over Superman's big
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Katalyst on January 19, 2009, 11:47:49 AM
bag of vibrators.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Magically Delicious on January 20, 2009, 03:15:50 PM
Blushing wildly, Superman
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on January 21, 2009, 05:45:27 AM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman

spun around, throwing
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: The Courtesan on January 23, 2009, 02:54:16 PM
cheerleaders into sculptures
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Magically Delicious on January 24, 2009, 12:24:32 PM
of disturbingly realistic
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Post by: The Courtesan on January 26, 2009, 03:04:39 PM
SPAM that Andy Worhol
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on January 27, 2009, 10:17:44 AM
masturbated over every
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on January 27, 2009, 12:36:09 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every

three years.  The
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Magically Delicious on February 03, 2009, 06:30:21 PM
dried semen formed
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: janey on February 04, 2009, 03:34:34 AM
the unbelievably lifelike
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 04, 2009, 03:45:17 PM
shape of Sarah
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on February 05, 2009, 02:09:20 AM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah

Jessica Parker holding
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Katalyst on February 05, 2009, 09:40:41 PM
Manolo Blahnik sandals!
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 06, 2009, 10:22:39 AM
Suddenly Catwoman appeared
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Post by: Magically Delicious on February 07, 2009, 08:19:53 AM
, clearly aroused and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on February 08, 2009, 12:25:00 AM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and

showing her whip
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Katalyst on February 08, 2009, 02:17:47 AM
she snapped it
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Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 09, 2009, 11:24:42 PM
around Superman's penis
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Post by: saguaro on February 10, 2009, 06:27:07 PM
watching it turn
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Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 11, 2009, 10:51:42 AM
a purpleish blue
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Post by: raven on February 11, 2009, 07:33:06 PM
His face was
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Post by: Magically Delicious on February 11, 2009, 08:07:31 PM
alive with exquisite
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Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 12, 2009, 03:09:40 PM
expressions of joy
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on February 13, 2009, 06:41:59 AM

The story so far...

Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy

and inspiration.  Cher
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Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 13, 2009, 04:07:01 PM
arrived just then
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on February 15, 2009, 09:54:02 AM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then

to sing the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 16, 2009, 10:20:57 AM
national anthem. She
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Post by: Magically Delicious on February 16, 2009, 12:42:23 PM
took a big
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Post by: Haruhifan on February 16, 2009, 01:13:30 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big

breath, then she
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 16, 2009, 01:35:21 PM
fell over and
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Post by: Magically Delicious on February 16, 2009, 10:39:54 PM
accidentally swallowed her
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Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 17, 2009, 12:26:28 PM
own botox injected
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Post by: Magically Delicious on February 19, 2009, 08:38:35 PM
nipples!  They were
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on February 21, 2009, 09:42:25 AM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were

cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 22, 2009, 01:05:00 AM
Pepper!  He ran
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on February 22, 2009, 09:08:49 AM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran

from the hospital
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Juggling Fool on February 22, 2009, 02:42:21 PM
, stole an ambulance,
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 22, 2009, 11:29:51 PM
and drove it
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on February 23, 2009, 07:22:04 PM
Welcome juggling fool to the Salon!

Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it

this scene and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 24, 2009, 09:13:26 AM
got away clean.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on February 24, 2009, 01:51:39 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 25, 2009, 09:41:12 AM
nipping at his
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on March 01, 2009, 07:20:45 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his

heels, hurtling over
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 02, 2009, 09:31:22 AM
the slower lawyers.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Magically Delicious on March 02, 2009, 10:45:47 AM
Thankfully, Dr. Pepper
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 02, 2009, 11:56:13 AM
arrived and quickly
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Magically Delicious on March 02, 2009, 07:50:06 PM
and gave Cher
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 03, 2009, 08:50:50 AM
mouth to mouth
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: The Courtesan on March 03, 2009, 01:15:35 PM
. Thankfully, she didn't
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 03, 2009, 03:23:51 PM
try to sing
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: The Courtesan on March 03, 2009, 04:03:51 PM
Because no one
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 03, 2009, 05:42:26 PM
would have survived
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on March 03, 2009, 11:34:31 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived

her cackle and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 04, 2009, 09:15:11 AM
her wrinkled face.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on March 05, 2009, 07:37:46 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.

Edmund told Percy

Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 06, 2009, 11:20:54 AM
a secret about
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on March 07, 2009, 08:46:21 AM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about

seven herbs and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Magically Delicious on March 07, 2009, 07:54:41 PM
seven dwarves and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on March 07, 2009, 10:36:17 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and

seven samurai and


Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Magically Delicious on March 09, 2009, 10:00:23 AM
a stripper named
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Katalyst on March 09, 2009, 12:01:09 PM
Madame Hot Pants.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on March 09, 2009, 12:30:38 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.

They're all linked
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Magically Delicious on March 09, 2009, 10:41:38 PM
on Facebook and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on March 10, 2009, 12:20:18 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and

Twitter, as Shaq
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 12, 2009, 11:12:51 AM
pulled out his
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Katalyst on March 14, 2009, 10:22:47 AM
laptop, he typed
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on March 14, 2009, 12:08:06 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed

"Kobe sucks and"
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Magically Delicious on March 14, 2009, 12:15:57 PM
should not be
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on March 14, 2009, 01:20:30 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be

considered dangerous." Suddenly
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Magically Delicious on March 15, 2009, 08:46:26 AM
, Percy began wildly
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Katalyst on March 15, 2009, 09:15:56 AM
masturbating!  Shocked yet
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on March 15, 2009, 07:46:40 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet

fabulous, cream flew
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Magically Delicious on March 15, 2009, 10:16:24 PM
over and into
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 16, 2009, 12:05:28 PM
the wonton soup.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Magically Delicious on March 16, 2009, 03:27:37 PM
Ravenously, Cher slurped
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on March 16, 2009, 04:51:29 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped

his milkshake, while
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 17, 2009, 09:12:14 AM
Shaq grabbed her
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on March 17, 2009, 05:25:11 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her

and dunking into

Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Katalyst on March 19, 2009, 06:00:18 PM
the creamy mess
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on March 19, 2009, 06:07:08 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess

of marshmellows and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Magically Delicious on March 20, 2009, 09:55:13 PM
alfredo sauce.  Nervously
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on March 22, 2009, 12:31:23 AM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously

but surely, Madonna
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Magically Delicious on March 23, 2009, 12:55:51 PM
wrapped her hand
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 24, 2009, 03:22:54 PM
around his large
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: luvsev on March 24, 2009, 05:08:15 PM
and pierced prick
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on March 24, 2009, 09:49:00 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick

to give Percy
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 25, 2009, 04:12:06 PM
a taste of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on March 26, 2009, 04:27:51 AM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of

erotica.  House came
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Katalyst on March 26, 2009, 11:52:16 AM
limping along and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Magically Delicious on March 27, 2009, 05:01:07 PM
whacked a little
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on March 27, 2009, 11:56:01 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little

tree down using
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on April 02, 2009, 09:59:29 PM
nothing but his
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on April 03, 2009, 04:36:31 AM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his

massive boomstick.  He
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Magically Delicious on April 03, 2009, 09:18:02 PM
turned back towards
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on April 03, 2009, 09:35:07 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards

the moonlight, hoping
 
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Magically Delicious on April 04, 2009, 09:57:53 AM
the glow would
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on April 04, 2009, 08:07:45 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would

improve his radiant
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Magically Delicious on April 06, 2009, 12:29:28 PM
smile.  He leered
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on April 06, 2009, 09:40:24 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would improve his radiant smile.  He leered

when Obama entered
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Magically Delicious on April 08, 2009, 01:41:26 PM
the Oval Office
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on April 08, 2009, 05:39:12 PM
and then Michelle!
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on April 09, 2009, 10:21:36 AM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would improve his radiant smile.  He leered when Obama entered the Oval Office and then Michelle!

Michelle was sucking
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Magically Delicious on April 10, 2009, 03:37:40 PM
gently, yet forcefully
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on April 10, 2009, 03:42:21 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would improve his radiant smile.  He leered when Obama entered the Oval Office and then Michelle!  Michelle was sucking gently, yet forcefully

on his lollipop.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Magically Delicious on April 11, 2009, 04:26:12 PM
Barack lovingly stroked
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on April 11, 2009, 07:13:50 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would improve his radiant smile.  He leered when Obama entered the Oval Office and then Michelle!  Michelle was sucking gently, yet forcefully on his lollipop.  Barack lovingly stroked

his brand new
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: The Courtesan on April 16, 2009, 11:42:07 AM
puppy while his
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on April 16, 2009, 04:54:54 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would improve his radiant smile.  He leered when Obama entered the Oval Office and then Michelle!  Michelle was sucking gently, yet forcefully on his lollipop.  Barack lovingly stroked his brand new puppy while his

chaffeur made love
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: nitza ovis on April 20, 2009, 08:24:54 PM
to the maid.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on April 21, 2009, 04:34:17 AM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would improve his radiant smile.  He leered when Obama entered the Oval Office and then Michelle!  Michelle was sucking gently, yet forcefully on his lollipop.  Barack lovingly stroked his brand new puppy while his chaffeur made love to the maid. 

Goldilocks saw everything
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: andone on April 21, 2009, 04:39:21 AM
And she twittered.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on April 21, 2009, 04:49:30 AM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would improve his radiant smile.  He leered when Obama entered the Oval Office and then Michelle!  Michelle was sucking gently, yet forcefully on his lollipop.  Barack lovingly stroked his brand new puppy while his chaffeur made love to the maid. 

Goldilocks saw everything and she twittered. 

Using her Blackberry,
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Magically Delicious on April 29, 2009, 07:00:53 PM
which she named
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: nitza ovis on April 30, 2009, 07:03:19 PM
pink princess puffy.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on May 01, 2009, 08:17:09 AM
The story so far...

Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would improve his radiant smile.  He leered when Obama entered the Oval Office and then Michelle!  Michelle was sucking gently, yet forcefully on his lollipop.  Barack lovingly stroked his brand new puppy while his chaffeur made love to the maid. 

Goldilocks saw everything and she twittered.  Using her Blackberry, which she named pink princess puffy,

she called up
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Magically Delicious on May 08, 2009, 08:45:50 PM
Dr. Phil and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on May 08, 2009, 10:59:58 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would improve his radiant smile.  He leered when Obama entered the Oval Office and then Michelle!  Michelle was sucking gently, yet forcefully on his lollipop.  Barack lovingly stroked his brand new puppy while his chaffeur made love to the maid. 

Goldilocks saw everything and she twittered.  Using her Blackberry, which she named pink princess puffy,  she called up Dr. Phil and

he suggested that
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on May 10, 2009, 08:14:02 PM
she insert a
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Magically Delicious on May 10, 2009, 08:15:12 PM
very large glass
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on May 10, 2009, 08:19:08 PM
dildo into Michelle.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on May 10, 2009, 09:14:22 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would improve his radiant smile.  He leered when Obama entered the Oval Office and then Michelle!  Michelle was sucking gently, yet forcefully on his lollipop.  Barack lovingly stroked his brand new puppy while his chaffeur made love to the maid. 

Goldilocks saw everything and she twittered.  Using her Blackberry, which she named pink princess puffy,  she called up Dr. Phil and he suggested that she insert a very large glass dildo into Michelle.

Father Time entered
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: rangergirl (She's Kinkeriffic!) on May 18, 2009, 12:05:15 PM
holding his very
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: luvsev on May 18, 2009, 03:18:31 PM
Long, extravagrant robe
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on May 18, 2009, 05:40:15 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would improve his radiant smile.  He leered when Obama entered the Oval Office and then Michelle!  Michelle was sucking gently, yet forcefully on his lollipop.  Barack lovingly stroked his brand new puppy while his chaffeur made love to the maid. 

Goldilocks saw everything and she twittered.  Using her Blackberry, which she named pink princess puffy,  she called up Dr. Phil and he suggested that she insert a very large glass dildo into Michelle.  Father Time entered holding his very long, extravagrant robe

with one hand.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: luvsev on May 18, 2009, 10:15:04 PM
He felt around
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on May 19, 2009, 12:48:38 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would improve his radiant smile.  He leered when Obama entered the Oval Office and then Michelle!  Michelle was sucking gently, yet forcefully on his lollipop.  Barack lovingly stroked his brand new puppy while his chaffeur made love to the maid. 

Goldilocks saw everything and she twittered.  Using her Blackberry, which she named pink princess puffy,  she called up Dr. Phil and he suggested that she insert a very large glass dildo into Michelle.  Father Time entered holding his very long, extravagrant robe with one hand.  He felt around

her curvaceous hips
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: luvsev on May 19, 2009, 05:09:41 PM
Which were covered
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on May 20, 2009, 07:40:03 AM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would improve his radiant smile.  He leered when Obama entered the Oval Office and then Michelle!  Michelle was sucking gently, yet forcefully on his lollipop.  Barack lovingly stroked his brand new puppy while his chaffeur made love to the maid. 

Goldilocks saw everything and she twittered.  Using her Blackberry, which she named pink princess puffy,  she called up Dr. Phil and he suggested that she insert a very large glass dildo into Michelle.  Father Time entered holding his very long, extravagrant robe with one hand.  He felt around her curvaceous hips which were covered

by big, furry
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: luvsev on May 20, 2009, 03:45:21 PM
splotches that make
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on May 21, 2009, 11:29:45 AM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would improve his radiant smile.  He leered when Obama entered the Oval Office and then Michelle!  Michelle was sucking gently, yet forcefully on his lollipop.  Barack lovingly stroked his brand new puppy while his chaffeur made love to the maid. 

Goldilocks saw everything and she twittered.  Using her Blackberry, which she named pink princess puffy,  she called up Dr. Phil and he suggested that she insert a very large glass dildo into Michelle.  Father Time entered holding his very long, extravagrant robe with one hand.  He felt around her curvaceous hips which were covered by big, furry splotches that make

Chewbacca look like
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: luvsev on May 21, 2009, 04:07:08 PM
a cute, fuzzy
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on May 26, 2009, 09:19:50 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would improve his radiant smile.  He leered when Obama entered the Oval Office and then Michelle!  Michelle was sucking gently, yet forcefully on his lollipop.  Barack lovingly stroked his brand new puppy while his chaffeur made love to the maid. 

Goldilocks saw everything and she twittered.  Using her Blackberry, which she named pink princess puffy,  she called up Dr. Phil and he suggested that she insert a very large glass dildo into Michelle.  Father Time entered holding his very long, extravagrant robe with one hand.  He felt around her curvaceous hips which were covered by big, furry splotches that make Chewbacca look like a cute, fuzzy

wombat that eats
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: luvsev on May 27, 2009, 12:55:09 AM
Grapes and nuts
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on May 27, 2009, 03:08:23 AM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would improve his radiant smile.  He leered when Obama entered the Oval Office and then Michelle!  Michelle was sucking gently, yet forcefully on his lollipop.  Barack lovingly stroked his brand new puppy while his chaffeur made love to the maid. 

Goldilocks saw everything and she twittered.  Using her Blackberry, which she named pink princess puffy,  she called up Dr. Phil and he suggested that she insert a very large glass dildo into Michelle.  Father Time entered holding his very long, extravagrant robe with one hand.  He felt around her curvaceous hips which were covered by big, furry splotches that make Chewbacca look like a cute, fuzzy wombat that eats grapes and nuts

and cherries. Goldilocks
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: luvsev on May 27, 2009, 10:27:46 PM
got on her
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on May 28, 2009, 10:09:08 AM
knees and sucked
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Magically Delicious on May 28, 2009, 11:15:52 AM
like a good
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on May 28, 2009, 11:19:48 AM
little slut should.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Magically Delicious on May 28, 2009, 02:53:28 PM
Papa bear stroked
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on May 28, 2009, 02:57:14 PM
Mama bear's wet
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on May 29, 2009, 12:51:15 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would improve his radiant smile.  He leered when Obama entered the Oval Office and then Michelle!  Michelle was sucking gently, yet forcefully on his lollipop.  Barack lovingly stroked his brand new puppy while his chaffeur made love to the maid. 

Goldilocks saw everything and she twittered.  Using her Blackberry, which she named pink princess puffy,  she called up Dr. Phil and he suggested that she insert a very large glass dildo into Michelle.  Father Time entered holding his very long, extravagrant robe with one hand.  He felt around her curvaceous hips which were covered by big, furry splotches that make Chewbacca look like a cute, fuzzy wombat that eats grapes and nuts and cherries. Goldilocks got on her knees and sucked like a good little slut should.  Papa bear stroked Mama bear's wet

tits, dripping honey
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: luvsev on May 29, 2009, 03:51:28 PM
and maple syrup
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on May 30, 2009, 08:00:06 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would improve his radiant smile.  He leered when Obama entered the Oval Office and then Michelle!  Michelle was sucking gently, yet forcefully on his lollipop.  Barack lovingly stroked his brand new puppy while his chaffeur made love to the maid. 

Goldilocks saw everything and she twittered.  Using her Blackberry, which she named pink princess puffy,  she called up Dr. Phil and he suggested that she insert a very large glass dildo into Michelle.  Father Time entered holding his very long, extravagrant robe with one hand.  He felt around her curvaceous hips which were covered by big, furry splotches that make Chewbacca look like a cute, fuzzy wombat that eats grapes and nuts and cherries. Goldilocks got on her knees and sucked like a good little slut should.  Papa bear stroked Mama bear's wet tits, dripping honey and maple syrup

all over her
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Magically Delicious on June 03, 2009, 03:21:54 PM
very pert, erect
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on June 03, 2009, 03:23:04 PM
nipples.  Then took
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: luvsev on June 03, 2009, 03:26:19 PM
them into his
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on June 03, 2009, 03:44:33 PM
hands and twisted
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Magically Delicious on June 03, 2009, 03:46:59 PM
more roughly than
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on June 03, 2009, 03:49:58 PM
she could bear.

(Get it? Goldilocks? Bear? *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*)
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on June 04, 2009, 12:39:49 AM
The story so far (with minor grammar edits so it can read properly):

Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would improve his radiant smile.  He leered when Obama entered the Oval Office and then Michelle!  Michelle was sucking gently, yet forcefully on his lollipop.  Barack lovingly stroked his brand new puppy while his chaffeur made love to the maid. 

Goldilocks saw everything and she twittered.  Using her Blackberry, which she named pink princess puffy,  she called up Dr. Phil and he suggested that she insert a very large glass dildo into Michelle.  Father Time entered holding his very long, extravagrant robe with one hand.  He felt around her curvaceous hips which were covered by big, furry splotches that make Chewbacca look like a cute, fuzzy wombat that eats grapes and nuts and cherries. Goldilocks got on her knees and sucked like a good little slut should.  Papa bear stroked Mama bear's wet tits, dripping honey and maple syrup all over her very pert, erect nipples.  Then he took them into his hands and twisted more roughly than she could bear.

Yogi was watching
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: luvsev on June 04, 2009, 02:52:27 AM
them on the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: janey on June 04, 2009, 08:49:15 AM
slowly leaking waterbed
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on June 04, 2009, 09:52:15 AM
and getting wetter
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: luvsev on June 04, 2009, 03:35:13 PM
by the minute
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: rangergirl (She's Kinkeriffic!) on June 04, 2009, 04:16:25 PM
Yogi pulled out
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on June 04, 2009, 08:45:19 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would improve his radiant smile.  He leered when Obama entered the Oval Office and then Michelle!  Michelle was sucking gently, yet forcefully on his lollipop.  Barack lovingly stroked his brand new puppy while his chaffeur made love to the maid. 

Goldilocks saw everything and she twittered.  Using her Blackberry, which she named pink princess puffy,  she called up Dr. Phil and he suggested that she insert a very large glass dildo into Michelle.  Father Time entered holding his very long, extravagrant robe with one hand.  He felt around her curvaceous hips which were covered by big, furry splotches that make Chewbacca look like a cute, fuzzy wombat that eats grapes and nuts and cherries. Goldilocks got on her knees and sucked like a good little slut should.  Papa bear stroked Mama bear's wet tits, dripping honey and maple syrup all over her very pert, erect nipples.  Then he took them into his hands and twisted more roughly than she could bear.  Yogi was watching them on the slowly leaking waterbed and getting wetter by the minute.  Yogi pulled out

Booboo's paddle, spanking
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: janey on June 08, 2009, 06:48:38 AM
was something he
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on June 08, 2009, 08:52:34 AM
had always wanted
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on June 08, 2009, 12:26:51 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would improve his radiant smile.  He leered when Obama entered the Oval Office and then Michelle!  Michelle was sucking gently, yet forcefully on his lollipop.  Barack lovingly stroked his brand new puppy while his chaffeur made love to the maid. 

Goldilocks saw everything and she twittered.  Using her Blackberry, which she named pink princess puffy,  she called up Dr. Phil and he suggested that she insert a very large glass dildo into Michelle.  Father Time entered holding his very long, extravagrant robe with one hand.  He felt around her curvaceous hips which were covered by big, furry splotches that make Chewbacca look like a cute, fuzzy wombat that eats grapes and nuts and cherries. Goldilocks got on her knees and sucked like a good little slut should.  Papa bear stroked Mama bear's wet tits, dripping honey and maple syrup all over her very pert, erect nipples.  Then he took them into his hands and twisted more roughly than she could bear.  Yogi was watching them on the slowly leaking waterbed and getting wetter by the minute.  Yogi pulled out Booboo's paddle, spanking was something he had always wanted

to do on
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: luvsev on June 08, 2009, 02:19:45 PM
someone who wanted
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on June 08, 2009, 08:41:49 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would improve his radiant smile.  He leered when Obama entered the Oval Office and then Michelle!  Michelle was sucking gently, yet forcefully on his lollipop.  Barack lovingly stroked his brand new puppy while his chaffeur made love to the maid. 

Goldilocks saw everything and she twittered.  Using her Blackberry, which she named pink princess puffy,  she called up Dr. Phil and he suggested that she insert a very large glass dildo into Michelle.  Father Time entered holding his very long, extravagrant robe with one hand.  He felt around her curvaceous hips which were covered by big, furry splotches that make Chewbacca look like a cute, fuzzy wombat that eats grapes and nuts and cherries. Goldilocks got on her knees and sucked like a good little slut should.  Papa bear stroked Mama bear's wet tits, dripping honey and maple syrup all over her very pert, erect nipples.  Then he took them into his hands and twisted more roughly than she could bear.  Yogi was watching them on the slowly leaking waterbed and getting wetter by the minute.  Yogi pulled out Booboo's paddle, spanking was something he had always wanted to do on someone who wanted

20 butt spanks.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: luvsev on June 09, 2009, 04:42:55 PM
Moaning loudly and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on June 10, 2009, 07:42:12 AM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would improve his radiant smile.  He leered when Obama entered the Oval Office and then Michelle!  Michelle was sucking gently, yet forcefully on his lollipop.  Barack lovingly stroked his brand new puppy while his chaffeur made love to the maid. 

Goldilocks saw everything and she twittered.  Using her Blackberry, which she named pink princess puffy,  she called up Dr. Phil and he suggested that she insert a very large glass dildo into Michelle.  Father Time entered holding his very long, extravagrant robe with one hand.  He felt around her curvaceous hips which were covered by big, furry splotches that make Chewbacca look like a cute, fuzzy wombat that eats grapes and nuts and cherries. Goldilocks got on her knees and sucked like a good little slut should.  Papa bear stroked Mama bear's wet tits, dripping honey and maple syrup all over her very pert, erect nipples.  Then he took them into his hands and twisted more roughly than she could bear.  Yogi was watching them on the slowly leaking waterbed and getting wetter by the minute.  Yogi pulled out Booboo's paddle, spanking was something he had always wanted to do on someone who wanted 20 butt spanks.

Moaning loudly and

primorally, elks heard
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: luvsev on June 14, 2009, 08:37:35 PM
enthusiastic grunting and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on June 15, 2009, 05:23:36 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would improve his radiant smile.  He leered when Obama entered the Oval Office and then Michelle!  Michelle was sucking gently, yet forcefully on his lollipop.  Barack lovingly stroked his brand new puppy while his chaffeur made love to the maid. 

Goldilocks saw everything and she twittered.  Using her Blackberry, which she named pink princess puffy,  she called up Dr. Phil and he suggested that she insert a very large glass dildo into Michelle.  Father Time entered holding his very long, extravagrant robe with one hand.  He felt around her curvaceous hips which were covered by big, furry splotches that make Chewbacca look like a cute, fuzzy wombat that eats grapes and nuts and cherries. Goldilocks got on her knees and sucked like a good little slut should.  Papa bear stroked Mama bear's wet tits, dripping honey and maple syrup all over her very pert, erect nipples.  Then he took them into his hands and twisted more roughly than she could bear.  Yogi was watching them on the slowly leaking waterbed and getting wetter by the minute.  Yogi pulled out Booboo's paddle, spanking was something he had always wanted to do on someone who wanted 20 butt spanks.

Moaning loudly and primorally, elks heard enthusiastic grunting and

joined in.  Rasputin
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: luvsev on June 15, 2009, 08:11:15 PM
grinned and went
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on June 16, 2009, 05:33:12 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would improve his radiant smile.  He leered when Obama entered the Oval Office and then Michelle!  Michelle was sucking gently, yet forcefully on his lollipop.  Barack lovingly stroked his brand new puppy while his chaffeur made love to the maid. 

Goldilocks saw everything and she twittered.  Using her Blackberry, which she named pink princess puffy,  she called up Dr. Phil and he suggested that she insert a very large glass dildo into Michelle.  Father Time entered holding his very long, extravagrant robe with one hand.  He felt around her curvaceous hips which were covered by big, furry splotches that make Chewbacca look like a cute, fuzzy wombat that eats grapes and nuts and cherries. Goldilocks got on her knees and sucked like a good little slut should.  Papa bear stroked Mama bear's wet tits, dripping honey and maple syrup all over her very pert, erect nipples.  Then he took them into his hands and twisted more roughly than she could bear.  Yogi was watching them on the slowly leaking waterbed and getting wetter by the minute.  Yogi pulled out Booboo's paddle, spanking was something he had always wanted to do on someone who wanted 20 butt spanks.

Moaning loudly and primorally, elks heard enthusiastic grunting and joined in.  Rasputin grinned and went

to the dresser
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Magically Delicious on June 25, 2009, 01:08:24 PM
to find his
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on June 25, 2009, 05:58:57 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would improve his radiant smile.  He leered when Obama entered the Oval Office and then Michelle!  Michelle was sucking gently, yet forcefully on his lollipop.  Barack lovingly stroked his brand new puppy while his chaffeur made love to the maid. 

Goldilocks saw everything and she twittered.  Using her Blackberry, which she named pink princess puffy,  she called up Dr. Phil and he suggested that she insert a very large glass dildo into Michelle.  Father Time entered holding his very long, extravagrant robe with one hand.  He felt around her curvaceous hips which were covered by big, furry splotches that make Chewbacca look like a cute, fuzzy wombat that eats grapes and nuts and cherries. Goldilocks got on her knees and sucked like a good little slut should.  Papa bear stroked Mama bear's wet tits, dripping honey and maple syrup all over her very pert, erect nipples.  Then he took them into his hands and twisted more roughly than she could bear.  Yogi was watching them on the slowly leaking waterbed and getting wetter by the minute.  Yogi pulled out Booboo's paddle, spanking was something he had always wanted to do on someone who wanted 20 butt spanks.

Moaning loudly and primorally, elks heard enthusiastic grunting and joined in.  Rasputin grinned and went to the dresser to find his

dress, along with
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: luvsev on July 10, 2009, 03:07:24 AM
a long, wooden
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on July 10, 2009, 02:48:48 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would improve his radiant smile.  He leered when Obama entered the Oval Office and then Michelle!  Michelle was sucking gently, yet forcefully on his lollipop.  Barack lovingly stroked his brand new puppy while his chaffeur made love to the maid. 

Goldilocks saw everything and she twittered.  Using her Blackberry, which she named pink princess puffy,  she called up Dr. Phil and he suggested that she insert a very large glass dildo into Michelle.  Father Time entered holding his very long, extravagrant robe with one hand.  He felt around her curvaceous hips which were covered by big, furry splotches that make Chewbacca look like a cute, fuzzy wombat that eats grapes and nuts and cherries. Goldilocks got on her knees and sucked like a good little slut should.  Papa bear stroked Mama bear's wet tits, dripping honey and maple syrup all over her very pert, erect nipples.  Then he took them into his hands and twisted more roughly than she could bear.  Yogi was watching them on the slowly leaking waterbed and getting wetter by the minute.  Yogi pulled out Booboo's paddle, spanking was something he had always wanted to do on someone who wanted 20 butt spanks.

Moaning loudly and primorally, elks heard enthusiastic grunting and joined in.  Rasputin grinned and went to the dresser to find his dress, along with a long, wooden

spoon to make
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: luvsev on September 04, 2009, 02:54:26 AM
spaghetti sauce with
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on September 04, 2009, 06:27:58 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would improve his radiant smile.  He leered when Obama entered the Oval Office and then Michelle!  Michelle was sucking gently, yet forcefully on his lollipop.  Barack lovingly stroked his brand new puppy while his chaffeur made love to the maid. 

Goldilocks saw everything and she twittered.  Using her Blackberry, which she named pink princess puffy,  she called up Dr. Phil and he suggested that she insert a very large glass dildo into Michelle.  Father Time entered holding his very long, extravagrant robe with one hand.  He felt around her curvaceous hips which were covered by big, furry splotches that make Chewbacca look like a cute, fuzzy wombat that eats grapes and nuts and cherries. Goldilocks got on her knees and sucked like a good little slut should.  Papa bear stroked Mama bear's wet tits, dripping honey and maple syrup all over her very pert, erect nipples.  Then he took them into his hands and twisted more roughly than she could bear.  Yogi was watching them on the slowly leaking waterbed and getting wetter by the minute.  Yogi pulled out Booboo's paddle, spanking was something he had always wanted to do on someone who wanted 20 butt spanks.

Moaning loudly and primorally, elks heard enthusiastic grunting and joined in.  Rasputin grinned and went to the dresser to find his dress, along with a long, wooden spoon to make spaghetti sauce with

chocolate chips.  Suddenly
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: luvsev on September 04, 2009, 11:48:07 PM
he ate a
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on September 05, 2009, 10:58:27 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would improve his radiant smile.  He leered when Obama entered the Oval Office and then Michelle!  Michelle was sucking gently, yet forcefully on his lollipop.  Barack lovingly stroked his brand new puppy while his chaffeur made love to the maid. 

Goldilocks saw everything and she twittered.  Using her Blackberry, which she named pink princess puffy,  she called up Dr. Phil and he suggested that she insert a very large glass dildo into Michelle.  Father Time entered holding his very long, extravagrant robe with one hand.  He felt around her curvaceous hips which were covered by big, furry splotches that make Chewbacca look like a cute, fuzzy wombat that eats grapes and nuts and cherries. Goldilocks got on her knees and sucked like a good little slut should.  Papa bear stroked Mama bear's wet tits, dripping honey and maple syrup all over her very pert, erect nipples.  Then he took them into his hands and twisted more roughly than she could bear.  Yogi was watching them on the slowly leaking waterbed and getting wetter by the minute.  Yogi pulled out Booboo's paddle, spanking was something he had always wanted to do on someone who wanted 20 butt spanks.

Moaning loudly and primorally, elks heard enthusiastic grunting and joined in.  Rasputin grinned and went to the dresser to find his dress, along with a long, wooden spoon to make spaghetti sauce with chocolate chips.  Suddenly he ate a

cherry condom, placing
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 19, 2009, 08:57:10 AM
it on his
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 21, 2009, 03:49:10 AM
wet and sticky
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 26, 2009, 11:00:58 AM
tongue and chewing.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 27, 2009, 03:07:30 AM
Dorothy was fascinated,
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 27, 2009, 09:06:12 AM
letting her fingers
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 28, 2009, 04:00:22 AM
nip against the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 28, 2009, 08:33:46 AM
nub of her
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 29, 2009, 02:43:26 AM
as he arched
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 29, 2009, 09:43:07 AM
his back like
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 30, 2009, 05:22:45 AM
his soul was
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on November 02, 2009, 09:26:52 AM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would improve his radiant smile.  He leered when Obama entered the Oval Office and then Michelle!  Michelle was sucking gently, yet forcefully on his lollipop.  Barack lovingly stroked his brand new puppy while his chaffeur made love to the maid. 

Goldilocks saw everything and she twittered.  Using her Blackberry, which she named pink princess puffy,  she called up Dr. Phil and he suggested that she insert a very large glass dildo into Michelle.  Father Time entered holding his very long, extravagrant robe with one hand.  He felt around her curvaceous hips which were covered by big, furry splotches that make Chewbacca look like a cute, fuzzy wombat that eats grapes and nuts and cherries. Goldilocks got on her knees and sucked like a good little slut should.  Papa bear stroked Mama bear's wet tits, dripping honey and maple syrup all over her very pert, erect nipples.  Then he took them into his hands and twisted more roughly than she could bear.  Yogi was watching them on the slowly leaking waterbed and getting wetter by the minute.  Yogi pulled out Booboo's paddle, spanking was something he had always wanted to do on someone who wanted 20 butt spanks.

Moaning loudly and primorally, elks heard enthusiastic grunting and joined in.  Rasputin grinned and went to the dresser to find his dress, along with a long, wooden spoon to make spaghetti sauce with chocolate chips.  Suddenly he ate a cherry condom, placing it on his wet and sticky tongue and chewing. 

Dorothy was fascinated, letting her fingers nip against the nub of her as he arched his back like his soul was

about to sing.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on November 03, 2009, 05:56:34 AM
He turned and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on November 05, 2009, 04:04:17 PM
slapped her arse
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on November 06, 2009, 01:31:12 AM
falling forward she
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on November 09, 2009, 03:43:32 PM
landed in a
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Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on November 10, 2009, 04:38:06 AM
bed of crushed
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on November 10, 2009, 09:41:59 AM
up chocolate bits.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on November 10, 2009, 01:37:36 PM
How delicious! she
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on November 10, 2009, 04:37:24 PM
rubbed some bits
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on November 11, 2009, 03:14:08 AM
slowly and carefully
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on November 11, 2009, 11:15:25 AM
all over her
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on November 11, 2009, 10:43:00 PM
naked pulsing body
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on November 13, 2009, 04:07:28 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would improve his radiant smile.  He leered when Obama entered the Oval Office and then Michelle!  Michelle was sucking gently, yet forcefully on his lollipop.  Barack lovingly stroked his brand new puppy while his chaffeur made love to the maid. 

Goldilocks saw everything and she twittered.  Using her Blackberry, which she named pink princess puffy,  she called up Dr. Phil and he suggested that she insert a very large glass dildo into Michelle.  Father Time entered holding his very long, extravagrant robe with one hand.  He felt around her curvaceous hips which were covered by big, furry splotches that make Chewbacca look like a cute, fuzzy wombat that eats grapes and nuts and cherries. Goldilocks got on her knees and sucked like a good little slut should.  Papa bear stroked Mama bear's wet tits, dripping honey and maple syrup all over her very pert, erect nipples.  Then he took them into his hands and twisted more roughly than she could bear.  Yogi was watching them on the slowly leaking waterbed and getting wetter by the minute.  Yogi pulled out Booboo's paddle, spanking was something he had always wanted to do on someone who wanted 20 butt spanks.

Moaning loudly and primorally, elks heard enthusiastic grunting and joined in.  Rasputin grinned and went to the dresser to find his dress, along with a long, wooden spoon to make spaghetti sauce with chocolate chips.  Suddenly he ate a cherry condom, placing it on his wet and sticky tongue and chewing. 

Dorothy was fascinated, letting her fingers nip against the nub of her as he arched his back like his soul was about to sing.  He turned and slapped her arse falling forward she landed in a bed of crushed up chocolate bits.  How delicious!  She rubbed some bits slowly and carefully all over her naked pulsing body


while also rubbing
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on November 14, 2009, 03:14:35 AM
his growing need
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: janey on November 16, 2009, 09:33:38 AM
to lick her
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Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on November 16, 2009, 11:36:40 AM
like a lollipop.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on November 17, 2009, 01:54:21 AM
Fast little laps
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Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on November 18, 2009, 11:38:25 AM
of his tongue
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Post by: luvsev on November 18, 2009, 12:21:25 PM
found the very
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Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on November 18, 2009, 02:53:28 PM
center of her
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Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on November 19, 2009, 12:24:37 AM
slick wet need
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Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on November 23, 2009, 04:06:18 PM
and devoured it.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Magically Delicious on November 24, 2009, 10:48:02 PM
Then she languidly
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Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on November 25, 2009, 04:12:25 AM
pulled him closer
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on November 25, 2009, 03:42:48 PM
and said softly
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Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on November 25, 2009, 11:25:00 PM
"Do you know......
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on November 30, 2009, 11:18:15 AM
how to get
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Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on December 01, 2009, 02:55:13 AM
this a little
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Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 01, 2009, 01:26:25 PM
bigger for me?"
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on December 01, 2009, 07:34:42 PM
He smiled, moving
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 03, 2009, 10:21:16 AM
his arm toward
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Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on December 04, 2009, 05:13:30 AM
the plump firm
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 04, 2009, 10:57:32 AM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would improve his radiant smile.  He leered when Obama entered the Oval Office and then Michelle!  Michelle was sucking gently, yet forcefully on his lollipop.  Barack lovingly stroked his brand new puppy while his chaffeur made love to the maid. 

Goldilocks saw everything and she twittered.  Using her Blackberry, which she named pink princess puffy,  she called up Dr. Phil and he suggested that she insert a very large glass dildo into Michelle.  Father Time entered holding his very long, extravagrant robe with one hand.  He felt around her curvaceous hips which were covered by big, furry splotches that make Chewbacca look like a cute, fuzzy wombat that eats grapes and nuts and cherries. Goldilocks got on her knees and sucked like a good little slut should.  Papa bear stroked Mama bear's wet tits, dripping honey and maple syrup all over her very pert, erect nipples.  Then he took them into his hands and twisted more roughly than she could bear.  Yogi was watching them on the slowly leaking waterbed and getting wetter by the minute.  Yogi pulled out Booboo's paddle, spanking was something he had always wanted to do on someone who wanted 20 butt spanks.

Moaning loudly and primorally, elks heard enthusiastic grunting and joined in.  Rasputin grinned and went to the dresser to find his dress, along with a long, wooden spoon to make spaghetti sauce with chocolate chips.  Suddenly he ate a cherry condom, placing it on his wet and sticky tongue and chewing. 

Dorothy was fascinated, letting her fingers nip against the nub of her as he arched his back like his soul was about to sing.  He turned and slapped her arse falling forward she landed in a bed of crushed up chocolate bits.  How delicious!  She rubbed some bits slowly and carefully all over her naked pulsing body while also rubbing his growing need to lick her like a lollipop.  Fast little laps of his tongue found the very center of her slick wet need and devoured it.

Then she languidly pulled him closer and said softly, "Do you know how to get this a little bigger for me?".  He smiled, moving his arm toward the plump firm


part of her
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Magically Delicious on December 05, 2009, 05:49:26 AM
that was achingly
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 05, 2009, 12:38:19 PM
wanting to be
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Post by: Magically Delicious on December 05, 2009, 02:31:57 PM
teased, licked and
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Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on December 06, 2009, 01:32:19 AM
tickled just a
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Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 07, 2009, 08:35:22 AM
little bit.  He
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Post by: Magically Delicious on December 07, 2009, 03:59:29 PM
pinched instead and
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Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 07, 2009, 05:28:51 PM
roughly pulled her
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Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on December 07, 2009, 09:22:17 PM
panties to one
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Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 08, 2009, 10:21:04 AM
side exposing her
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on December 09, 2009, 01:01:53 AM
slick wet need.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 09, 2009, 08:35:08 AM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would improve his radiant smile.  He leered when Obama entered the Oval Office and then Michelle!  Michelle was sucking gently, yet forcefully on his lollipop.  Barack lovingly stroked his brand new puppy while his chaffeur made love to the maid. 

Goldilocks saw everything and she twittered.  Using her Blackberry, which she named pink princess puffy,  she called up Dr. Phil and he suggested that she insert a very large glass dildo into Michelle.  Father Time entered holding his very long, extravagrant robe with one hand.  He felt around her curvaceous hips which were covered by big, furry splotches that make Chewbacca look like a cute, fuzzy wombat that eats grapes and nuts and cherries. Goldilocks got on her knees and sucked like a good little slut should.  Papa bear stroked Mama bear's wet tits, dripping honey and maple syrup all over her very pert, erect nipples.  Then he took them into his hands and twisted more roughly than she could bear.  Yogi was watching them on the slowly leaking waterbed and getting wetter by the minute.  Yogi pulled out Booboo's paddle, spanking was something he had always wanted to do on someone who wanted 20 butt spanks.

Moaning loudly and primorally, elks heard enthusiastic grunting and joined in.  Rasputin grinned and went to the dresser to find his dress, along with a long, wooden spoon to make spaghetti sauce with chocolate chips.  Suddenly he ate a cherry condom, placing it on his wet and sticky tongue and chewing. 

Dorothy was fascinated, letting her fingers nip against the nub of her as he arched his back like his soul was about to sing.  He turned and slapped her arse falling forward she landed in a bed of crushed up chocolate bits.  How delicious!  She rubbed some bits slowly and carefully all over her naked pulsing body while also rubbing his growing need to lick her like a lollipop.  Fast little laps of his tongue found the very center of her slick wet need and devoured it.

Then she languidly pulled him closer and said softly, "Do you know how to get this a little bigger for me?".  He smiled, moving his arm toward the plump firm part of her that was achingly wanting to be teased, licked and tickled just a little bit.  He pinched instead and roughly pulled her panties to one side exposing her slick wet need.

Just then Yoda
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on December 09, 2009, 11:40:39 PM
appeared motioning to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 11, 2009, 05:19:12 PM
Chewbacca that he
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Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on December 11, 2009, 09:13:51 PM
needed to have
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Post by: Magically Delicious on December 14, 2009, 11:09:56 AM
a quick fluff
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Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 15, 2009, 01:33:14 PM
of his ears.
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Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on December 15, 2009, 10:55:48 PM
Before he continued
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Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 19, 2009, 05:36:28 PM
to tickle his
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Post by: Magically Delicious on December 20, 2009, 09:59:38 AM
pickle with a
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Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on December 21, 2009, 01:39:24 AM
large red fringed....
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Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 21, 2009, 01:54:57 PM
mitten.  Suddenly the
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Post by: Magically Delicious on December 21, 2009, 07:51:29 PM
one legged whore
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Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on December 22, 2009, 01:36:50 AM
started to quiver
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Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 22, 2009, 11:41:29 AM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would improve his radiant smile.  He leered when Obama entered the Oval Office and then Michelle!  Michelle was sucking gently, yet forcefully on his lollipop.  Barack lovingly stroked his brand new puppy while his chaffeur made love to the maid. 

Goldilocks saw everything and she twittered.  Using her Blackberry, which she named pink princess puffy,  she called up Dr. Phil and he suggested that she insert a very large glass dildo into Michelle.  Father Time entered holding his very long, extravagrant robe with one hand.  He felt around her curvaceous hips which were covered by big, furry splotches that make Chewbacca look like a cute, fuzzy wombat that eats grapes and nuts and cherries. Goldilocks got on her knees and sucked like a good little slut should.  Papa bear stroked Mama bear's wet tits, dripping honey and maple syrup all over her very pert, erect nipples.  Then he took them into his hands and twisted more roughly than she could bear.  Yogi was watching them on the slowly leaking waterbed and getting wetter by the minute.  Yogi pulled out Booboo's paddle, spanking was something he had always wanted to do on someone who wanted 20 butt spanks.

Moaning loudly and primorally, elks heard enthusiastic grunting and joined in.  Rasputin grinned and went to the dresser to find his dress, along with a long, wooden spoon to make spaghetti sauce with chocolate chips.  Suddenly he ate a cherry condom, placing it on his wet and sticky tongue and chewing. 

Dorothy was fascinated, letting her fingers nip against the nub of her as he arched his back like his soul was about to sing.  He turned and slapped her arse falling forward she landed in a bed of crushed up chocolate bits.  How delicious!  She rubbed some bits slowly and carefully all over her naked pulsing body while also rubbing his growing need to lick her like a lollipop.  Fast little laps of his tongue found the very center of her slick wet need and devoured it.

Then she languidly pulled him closer and said softly, "Do you know how to get this a little bigger for me?".  He smiled, moving his arm toward the plump firm part of her that was achingly wanting to be teased, licked and tickled just a little bit.  He pinched instead and roughly pulled her panties to one side exposing her slick wet need.

Just then Yoda appeared motioning to Chewbacca that he needed to have a quick fluff of his ears.  Before he continued to tickle his pickle with a large red fringed.... mitten.

Suddenly the one legged whore started to quiver


as she began
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Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on December 22, 2009, 11:51:17 PM
to tease the
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Post by: Magically Delicious on December 26, 2009, 09:18:16 PM
young man who
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Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 29, 2009, 08:27:35 AM
had paid her
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Post by: Magically Delicious on December 29, 2009, 08:40:16 PM
generously to suck
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Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 30, 2009, 08:13:32 AM
on his large
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Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on December 30, 2009, 09:57:58 PM
collection of borrowed
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Post by: Haruhifan on January 02, 2010, 02:47:43 PM
WOW the story is huge now!  Good stuff!

The story so far...

Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would improve his radiant smile.  He leered when Obama entered the Oval Office and then Michelle!  Michelle was sucking gently, yet forcefully on his lollipop.  Barack lovingly stroked his brand new puppy while his chaffeur made love to the maid. 

Goldilocks saw everything and she twittered.  Using her Blackberry, which she named pink princess puffy,  she called up Dr. Phil and he suggested that she insert a very large glass dildo into Michelle.  Father Time entered holding his very long, extravagrant robe with one hand.  He felt around her curvaceous hips which were covered by big, furry splotches that make Chewbacca look like a cute, fuzzy wombat that eats grapes and nuts and cherries. Goldilocks got on her knees and sucked like a good little slut should.  Papa bear stroked Mama bear's wet tits, dripping honey and maple syrup all over her very pert, erect nipples.  Then he took them into his hands and twisted more roughly than she could bear.  Yogi was watching them on the slowly leaking waterbed and getting wetter by the minute.  Yogi pulled out Booboo's paddle, spanking was something he had always wanted to do on someone who wanted 20 butt spanks.

Moaning loudly and primorally, elks heard enthusiastic grunting and joined in.  Rasputin grinned and went to the dresser to find his dress, along with a long, wooden spoon to make spaghetti sauce with chocolate chips.  Suddenly he ate a cherry condom, placing it on his wet and sticky tongue and chewing. 

Dorothy was fascinated, letting her fingers nip against the nub of her as he arched his back like his soul was about to sing.  He turned and slapped her arse falling forward she landed in a bed of crushed up chocolate bits.  How delicious!  She rubbed some bits slowly and carefully all over her naked pulsing body while also rubbing his growing need to lick her like a lollipop.  Fast little laps of his tongue found the very center of her slick wet need and devoured it.

Then she languidly pulled him closer and said softly, "Do you know how to get this a little bigger for me?".  He smiled, moving his arm toward the plump firm part of her that was achingly wanting to be teased, licked and tickled just a little bit.  He pinched instead and roughly pulled her panties to one side exposing her slick wet need.

Just then Yoda appeared motioning to Chewbacca that he needed to have a quick fluff of his ears.  Before he continued to tickle his pickle with a large red fringed.... mitten.

Suddenly the one legged whore started to quiver as she began to tease the young man who had paid her generously to suck on his large collection of borrowed

French sex toys.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Magically Delicious on January 03, 2010, 04:10:33 PM
Haru eyed them
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on January 03, 2010, 07:46:51 PM
while winking and
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Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on January 04, 2010, 11:08:41 AM
asked Magically Delicious
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Post by: Haruhifan on January 04, 2010, 05:19:56 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would improve his radiant smile.  He leered when Obama entered the Oval Office and then Michelle!  Michelle was sucking gently, yet forcefully on his lollipop.  Barack lovingly stroked his brand new puppy while his chaffeur made love to the maid. 

Goldilocks saw everything and she twittered.  Using her Blackberry, which she named pink princess puffy,  she called up Dr. Phil and he suggested that she insert a very large glass dildo into Michelle.  Father Time entered holding his very long, extravagrant robe with one hand.  He felt around her curvaceous hips which were covered by big, furry splotches that make Chewbacca look like a cute, fuzzy wombat that eats grapes and nuts and cherries. Goldilocks got on her knees and sucked like a good little slut should.  Papa bear stroked Mama bear's wet tits, dripping honey and maple syrup all over her very pert, erect nipples.  Then he took them into his hands and twisted more roughly than she could bear.  Yogi was watching them on the slowly leaking waterbed and getting wetter by the minute.  Yogi pulled out Booboo's paddle, spanking was something he had always wanted to do on someone who wanted 20 butt spanks.

Moaning loudly and primorally, elks heard enthusiastic grunting and joined in.  Rasputin grinned and went to the dresser to find his dress, along with a long, wooden spoon to make spaghetti sauce with chocolate chips.  Suddenly he ate a cherry condom, placing it on his wet and sticky tongue and chewing. 

Dorothy was fascinated, letting her fingers nip against the nub of her as he arched his back like his soul was about to sing.  He turned and slapped her arse falling forward she landed in a bed of crushed up chocolate bits.  How delicious!  She rubbed some bits slowly and carefully all over her naked pulsing body while also rubbing his growing need to lick her like a lollipop.  Fast little laps of his tongue found the very center of her slick wet need and devoured it.

Then she languidly pulled him closer and said softly, "Do you know how to get this a little bigger for me?".  He smiled, moving his arm toward the plump firm part of her that was achingly wanting to be teased, licked and tickled just a little bit.  He pinched instead and roughly pulled her panties to one side exposing her slick wet need.

Just then Yoda appeared motioning to Chewbacca that he needed to have a quick fluff of his ears.  Before he continued to tickle his pickle with a large red fringed.... mitten.

Suddenly the one legged whore started to quiver as she began to tease the young man who had paid her generously to suck on his large collection of borrowed French sex toys.  Haru eyed them while winking and asking Magically Delicious

for cups of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on January 05, 2010, 08:42:42 AM
frothy hot chocolate.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on January 05, 2010, 08:03:04 PM
Security chased away
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on January 05, 2010, 09:54:58 PM
the pony players...
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Post by: Haruhifan on January 06, 2010, 02:36:38 PM
riding on gigantic
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Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on January 07, 2010, 01:43:18 AM
Vibrating Black and
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Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on January 07, 2010, 09:29:56 AM
White striped zebras.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on January 07, 2010, 05:14:50 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would improve his radiant smile.  He leered when Obama entered the Oval Office and then Michelle!  Michelle was sucking gently, yet forcefully on his lollipop.  Barack lovingly stroked his brand new puppy while his chaffeur made love to the maid. 

Goldilocks saw everything and she twittered.  Using her Blackberry, which she named pink princess puffy,  she called up Dr. Phil and he suggested that she insert a very large glass dildo into Michelle.  Father Time entered holding his very long, extravagrant robe with one hand.  He felt around her curvaceous hips which were covered by big, furry splotches that make Chewbacca look like a cute, fuzzy wombat that eats grapes and nuts and cherries. Goldilocks got on her knees and sucked like a good little slut should.  Papa bear stroked Mama bear's wet tits, dripping honey and maple syrup all over her very pert, erect nipples.  Then he took them into his hands and twisted more roughly than she could bear.  Yogi was watching them on the slowly leaking waterbed and getting wetter by the minute.  Yogi pulled out Booboo's paddle, spanking was something he had always wanted to do on someone who wanted 20 butt spanks.

Moaning loudly and primorally, elks heard enthusiastic grunting and joined in.  Rasputin grinned and went to the dresser to find his dress, along with a long, wooden spoon to make spaghetti sauce with chocolate chips.  Suddenly he ate a cherry condom, placing it on his wet and sticky tongue and chewing. 

Dorothy was fascinated, letting her fingers nip against the nub of her as he arched his back like his soul was about to sing.  He turned and slapped her arse falling forward she landed in a bed of crushed up chocolate bits.  How delicious!  She rubbed some bits slowly and carefully all over her naked pulsing body while also rubbing his growing need to lick her like a lollipop.  Fast little laps of his tongue found the very center of her slick wet need and devoured it.

Then she languidly pulled him closer and said softly, "Do you know how to get this a little bigger for me?".  He smiled, moving his arm toward the plump firm part of her that was achingly wanting to be teased, licked and tickled just a little bit.  He pinched instead and roughly pulled her panties to one side exposing her slick wet need.

Just then Yoda appeared motioning to Chewbacca that he needed to have a quick fluff of his ears.  Before he continued to tickle his pickle with a large red fringed.... mitten.

Suddenly the one legged whore started to quiver as she began to tease the young man who had paid her generously to suck on his large collection of borrowed French sex toys.  Haru eyed them while winking and asking Magically Delicious for cups of frothy hot chocolate.  Security chased away the pony players riding on gigantic, vibrating black and white striped zebras.

Captain Caveman arrived
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Magically Delicious on January 07, 2010, 07:33:50 PM
holding his ginormous
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on January 07, 2010, 11:25:43 PM
club, swinging at
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on January 08, 2010, 01:42:31 AM
French Sex toys
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on January 08, 2010, 11:08:01 AM
being held by
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Magically Delicious on January 08, 2010, 08:25:32 PM
DTM's butt cheeks.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on January 09, 2010, 05:25:49 AM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would improve his radiant smile.  He leered when Obama entered the Oval Office and then Michelle!  Michelle was sucking gently, yet forcefully on his lollipop.  Barack lovingly stroked his brand new puppy while his chaffeur made love to the maid. 

Goldilocks saw everything and she twittered.  Using her Blackberry, which she named pink princess puffy,  she called up Dr. Phil and he suggested that she insert a very large glass dildo into Michelle.  Father Time entered holding his very long, extravagrant robe with one hand.  He felt around her curvaceous hips which were covered by big, furry splotches that make Chewbacca look like a cute, fuzzy wombat that eats grapes and nuts and cherries. Goldilocks got on her knees and sucked like a good little slut should.  Papa bear stroked Mama bear's wet tits, dripping honey and maple syrup all over her very pert, erect nipples.  Then he took them into his hands and twisted more roughly than she could bear.  Yogi was watching them on the slowly leaking waterbed and getting wetter by the minute.  Yogi pulled out Booboo's paddle, spanking was something he had always wanted to do on someone who wanted 20 butt spanks.

Moaning loudly and primorally, elks heard enthusiastic grunting and joined in.  Rasputin grinned and went to the dresser to find his dress, along with a long, wooden spoon to make spaghetti sauce with chocolate chips.  Suddenly he ate a cherry condom, placing it on his wet and sticky tongue and chewing. 

Dorothy was fascinated, letting her fingers nip against the nub of her as he arched his back like his soul was about to sing.  He turned and slapped her arse falling forward she landed in a bed of crushed up chocolate bits.  How delicious!  She rubbed some bits slowly and carefully all over her naked pulsing body while also rubbing his growing need to lick her like a lollipop.  Fast little laps of his tongue found the very center of her slick wet need and devoured it.

Then she languidly pulled him closer and said softly, "Do you know how to get this a little bigger for me?".  He smiled, moving his arm toward the plump firm part of her that was achingly wanting to be teased, licked and tickled just a little bit.  He pinched instead and roughly pulled her panties to one side exposing her slick wet need.

Just then Yoda appeared motioning to Chewbacca that he needed to have a quick fluff of his ears.  Before he continued to tickle his pickle with a large red fringed.... mitten.

Suddenly the one legged whore started to quiver as she began to tease the young man who had paid her generously to suck on his large collection of borrowed French sex toys.  Haru eyed them while winking and asking Magically Delicious for cups of frothy hot chocolate.  Security chased away the pony players riding on gigantic, vibrating black and white striped zebras. Captain Caveman arrived holding his ginormous club, swinging at French sex toys being held by DTM’s butt cheeks.

Seven cowboys chased
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on January 10, 2010, 09:07:47 PM
(laughing @ MD's)

A rather aroused
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on January 11, 2010, 10:45:20 AM
(Not laughing here!  :P )

MD around the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Magically Delicious on January 11, 2010, 09:18:04 PM
(whatever!  ::)  )

May pole before
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on January 12, 2010, 08:48:12 AM
making her get
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Magically Delicious on January 12, 2010, 06:56:13 PM
on her knees.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on January 12, 2010, 10:24:21 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would improve his radiant smile.  He leered when Obama entered the Oval Office and then Michelle!  Michelle was sucking gently, yet forcefully on his lollipop.  Barack lovingly stroked his brand new puppy while his chaffeur made love to the maid. 

Goldilocks saw everything and she twittered.  Using her Blackberry, which she named pink princess puffy,  she called up Dr. Phil and he suggested that she insert a very large glass dildo into Michelle.  Father Time entered holding his very long, extravagrant robe with one hand.  He felt around her curvaceous hips which were covered by big, furry splotches that make Chewbacca look like a cute, fuzzy wombat that eats grapes and nuts and cherries. Goldilocks got on her knees and sucked like a good little slut should.  Papa bear stroked Mama bear's wet tits, dripping honey and maple syrup all over her very pert, erect nipples.  Then he took them into his hands and twisted more roughly than she could bear.  Yogi was watching them on the slowly leaking waterbed and getting wetter by the minute.  Yogi pulled out Booboo's paddle, spanking was something he had always wanted to do on someone who wanted 20 butt spanks.

Moaning loudly and primorally, elks heard enthusiastic grunting and joined in.  Rasputin grinned and went to the dresser to find his dress, along with a long, wooden spoon to make spaghetti sauce with chocolate chips.  Suddenly he ate a cherry condom, placing it on his wet and sticky tongue and chewing. 

Dorothy was fascinated, letting her fingers nip against the nub of her as he arched his back like his soul was about to sing.  He turned and slapped her arse falling forward she landed in a bed of crushed up chocolate bits.  How delicious!  She rubbed some bits slowly and carefully all over her naked pulsing body while also rubbing his growing need to lick her like a lollipop.  Fast little laps of his tongue found the very center of her slick wet need and devoured it.

Then she languidly pulled him closer and said softly, "Do you know how to get this a little bigger for me?".  He smiled, moving his arm toward the plump firm part of her that was achingly wanting to be teased, licked and tickled just a little bit.  He pinched instead and roughly pulled her panties to one side exposing her slick wet need.

Just then Yoda appeared motioning to Chewbacca that he needed to have a quick fluff of his ears.  Before he continued to tickle his pickle with a large red fringed.... mitten.

Suddenly the one legged whore started to quiver as she began to tease the young man who had paid her generously to suck on his large collection of borrowed French sex toys.  Haru eyed them while winking and asking Magically Delicious for cups of frothy hot chocolate.  Security chased away the pony players riding on gigantic, vibrating black and white striped zebras. Captain Caveman arrived holding his ginormous club, swinging at French sex toys being held by DTM’s butt cheeks.  Seven cowboys chased a rather aroused MD around the May pole before making her get on her knees. 

Mario whipped out
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on January 14, 2010, 01:03:59 AM
and held in
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on January 14, 2010, 09:59:38 AM
Yoshi's tongue, which
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Magically Delicious on January 16, 2010, 02:00:39 PM
had the reputation
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on January 16, 2010, 05:40:07 PM
of licking many
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on January 16, 2010, 10:22:38 PM
many nefarious places
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: luvsev on January 17, 2010, 03:05:06 PM
that most squirrels
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on January 17, 2010, 08:47:55 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would improve his radiant smile.  He leered when Obama entered the Oval Office and then Michelle!  Michelle was sucking gently, yet forcefully on his lollipop.  Barack lovingly stroked his brand new puppy while his chaffeur made love to the maid. 

Goldilocks saw everything and she twittered.  Using her Blackberry, which she named pink princess puffy,  she called up Dr. Phil and he suggested that she insert a very large glass dildo into Michelle.  Father Time entered holding his very long, extravagrant robe with one hand.  He felt around her curvaceous hips which were covered by big, furry splotches that make Chewbacca look like a cute, fuzzy wombat that eats grapes and nuts and cherries. Goldilocks got on her knees and sucked like a good little slut should.  Papa bear stroked Mama bear's wet tits, dripping honey and maple syrup all over her very pert, erect nipples.  Then he took them into his hands and twisted more roughly than she could bear.  Yogi was watching them on the slowly leaking waterbed and getting wetter by the minute.  Yogi pulled out Booboo's paddle, spanking was something he had always wanted to do on someone who wanted 20 butt spanks.

Moaning loudly and primorally, elks heard enthusiastic grunting and joined in.  Rasputin grinned and went to the dresser to find his dress, along with a long, wooden spoon to make spaghetti sauce with chocolate chips.  Suddenly he ate a cherry condom, placing it on his wet and sticky tongue and chewing. 

Dorothy was fascinated, letting her fingers nip against the nub of her as he arched his back like his soul was about to sing.  He turned and slapped her arse falling forward she landed in a bed of crushed up chocolate bits.  How delicious!  She rubbed some bits slowly and carefully all over her naked pulsing body while also rubbing his growing need to lick her like a lollipop.  Fast little laps of his tongue found the very center of her slick wet need and devoured it.

Then she languidly pulled him closer and said softly, "Do you know how to get this a little bigger for me?".  He smiled, moving his arm toward the plump firm part of her that was achingly wanting to be teased, licked and tickled just a little bit.  He pinched instead and roughly pulled her panties to one side exposing her slick wet need.

Just then Yoda appeared motioning to Chewbacca that he needed to have a quick fluff of his ears.  Before he continued to tickle his pickle with a large red fringed.... mitten.

Suddenly the one legged whore started to quiver as she began to tease the young man who had paid her generously to suck on his large collection of borrowed French sex toys.  Haru eyed them while winking and asking Magically Delicious for cups of frothy hot chocolate.  Security chased away the pony players riding on gigantic, vibrating black and white striped zebras. Captain Caveman arrived holding his ginormous club, swinging at French sex toys being held by DTM’s butt cheeks.  Seven cowboys chased a rather aroused MD around the May pole before making her get on her knees. Mario whipped out and held in Yoshi's tongue, which had the reputation of licking many nefarious places that most squirrels

hide their nuts
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: luvsev on January 18, 2010, 01:40:04 AM
away from those
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on January 18, 2010, 02:40:30 PM
chipmunks who steal
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: luvsev on January 18, 2010, 05:50:42 PM
things that supply
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on January 18, 2010, 07:27:11 PM
energy to the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: luvsev on January 18, 2010, 09:28:45 PM
centre of his
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on January 20, 2010, 01:33:54 AM
hardening central arteries
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Haruhifan on January 20, 2010, 07:35:17 AM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would improve his radiant smile.  He leered when Obama entered the Oval Office and then Michelle!  Michelle was sucking gently, yet forcefully on his lollipop.  Barack lovingly stroked his brand new puppy while his chaffeur made love to the maid. 

Goldilocks saw everything and she twittered.  Using her Blackberry, which she named pink princess puffy,  she called up Dr. Phil and he suggested that she insert a very large glass dildo into Michelle.  Father Time entered holding his very long, extravagrant robe with one hand.  He felt around her curvaceous hips which were covered by big, furry splotches that make Chewbacca look like a cute, fuzzy wombat that eats grapes and nuts and cherries. Goldilocks got on her knees and sucked like a good little slut should.  Papa bear stroked Mama bear's wet tits, dripping honey and maple syrup all over her very pert, erect nipples.  Then he took them into his hands and twisted more roughly than she could bear.  Yogi was watching them on the slowly leaking waterbed and getting wetter by the minute.  Yogi pulled out Booboo's paddle, spanking was something he had always wanted to do on someone who wanted 20 butt spanks.

Moaning loudly and primorally, elks heard enthusiastic grunting and joined in.  Rasputin grinned and went to the dresser to find his dress, along with a long, wooden spoon to make spaghetti sauce with chocolate chips.  Suddenly he ate a cherry condom, placing it on his wet and sticky tongue and chewing. 

Dorothy was fascinated, letting her fingers nip against the nub of her as he arched his back like his soul was about to sing.  He turned and slapped her arse falling forward she landed in a bed of crushed up chocolate bits.  How delicious!  She rubbed some bits slowly and carefully all over her naked pulsing body while also rubbing his growing need to lick her like a lollipop.  Fast little laps of his tongue found the very center of her slick wet need and devoured it.

Then she languidly pulled him closer and said softly, "Do you know how to get this a little bigger for me?".  He smiled, moving his arm toward the plump firm part of her that was achingly wanting to be teased, licked and tickled just a little bit.  He pinched instead and roughly pulled her panties to one side exposing her slick wet need.

Just then Yoda appeared motioning to Chewbacca that he needed to have a quick fluff of his ears.  Before he continued to tickle his pickle with a large red fringed.... mitten.

Suddenly the one legged whore started to quiver as she began to tease the young man who had paid her generously to suck on his large collection of borrowed French sex toys.  Haru eyed them while winking and asking Magically Delicious for cups of frothy hot chocolate.  Security chased away the pony players riding on gigantic, vibrating black and white striped zebras. Captain Caveman arrived holding his ginormous club, swinging at French sex toys being held by DTM’s butt cheeks.  Seven cowboys chased a rather aroused MD around the May pole before making her get on her knees. Mario whipped out and held in Yoshi's tongue, which had the reputation of licking many nefarious places that most squirrels hide their nuts away from those chipmunks who steal things that are energy to the centre of his hardening central arteries

of his heart.
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Post by: luvsev on January 21, 2010, 12:25:52 AM
Questions arise from
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Post by: Haruhifan on January 21, 2010, 07:03:47 AM
speakers on a
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Post by: luvsev on January 22, 2010, 10:57:26 PM
podium in Germany
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Post by: Haruhifan on January 22, 2010, 11:12:43 PM
where David Hasselhoff
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Post by: luvsev on January 23, 2010, 03:07:13 PM
took off his
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Post by: Haruhifan on January 23, 2010, 05:19:36 PM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would improve his radiant smile.  He leered when Obama entered the Oval Office and then Michelle!  Michelle was sucking gently, yet forcefully on his lollipop.  Barack lovingly stroked his brand new puppy while his chaffeur made love to the maid. 

Goldilocks saw everything and she twittered.  Using her Blackberry, which she named pink princess puffy,  she called up Dr. Phil and he suggested that she insert a very large glass dildo into Michelle.  Father Time entered holding his very long, extravagrant robe with one hand.  He felt around her curvaceous hips which were covered by big, furry splotches that make Chewbacca look like a cute, fuzzy wombat that eats grapes and nuts and cherries. Goldilocks got on her knees and sucked like a good little slut should.  Papa bear stroked Mama bear's wet tits, dripping honey and maple syrup all over her very pert, erect nipples.  Then he took them into his hands and twisted more roughly than she could bear.  Yogi was watching them on the slowly leaking waterbed and getting wetter by the minute.  Yogi pulled out Booboo's paddle, spanking was something he had always wanted to do on someone who wanted 20 butt spanks.

Moaning loudly and primorally, elks heard enthusiastic grunting and joined in.  Rasputin grinned and went to the dresser to find his dress, along with a long, wooden spoon to make spaghetti sauce with chocolate chips.  Suddenly he ate a cherry condom, placing it on his wet and sticky tongue and chewing. 

Dorothy was fascinated, letting her fingers nip against the nub of her as he arched his back like his soul was about to sing.  He turned and slapped her arse falling forward she landed in a bed of crushed up chocolate bits.  How delicious!  She rubbed some bits slowly and carefully all over her naked pulsing body while also rubbing his growing need to lick her like a lollipop.  Fast little laps of his tongue found the very center of her slick wet need and devoured it.

Then she languidly pulled him closer and said softly, "Do you know how to get this a little bigger for me?".  He smiled, moving his arm toward the plump firm part of her that was achingly wanting to be teased, licked and tickled just a little bit.  He pinched instead and roughly pulled her panties to one side exposing her slick wet need.

Just then Yoda appeared motioning to Chewbacca that he needed to have a quick fluff of his ears.  Before he continued to tickle his pickle with a large red fringed.... mitten.

Suddenly the one legged whore started to quiver as she began to tease the young man who had paid her generously to suck on his large collection of borrowed French sex toys.  Haru eyed them while winking and asking Magically Delicious for cups of frothy hot chocolate.  Security chased away the pony players riding on gigantic, vibrating black and white striped zebras. Captain Caveman arrived holding his ginormous club, swinging at French sex toys being held by DTM’s butt cheeks.  Seven cowboys chased a rather aroused MD around the May pole before making her get on her knees. Mario whipped out and held in Yoshi's tongue, which had the reputation of licking many nefarious places that most squirrels hide their nuts away from those chipmunks who steal things that are energy to the centre of his hardening central arteries of his heart.  Questions arise from speakers on a podium in Germany where David Hasselhoff took off his

tight pair of
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Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on January 29, 2010, 01:31:44 PM
Red Booty shorts
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Post by: Haruhifan on January 29, 2010, 06:57:23 PM
to show his
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Post by: luvsev on February 02, 2010, 12:21:37 AM
very large, noticeable
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Post by: Haruhifan on February 02, 2010, 12:42:11 AM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would improve his radiant smile.  He leered when Obama entered the Oval Office and then Michelle!  Michelle was sucking gently, yet forcefully on his lollipop.  Barack lovingly stroked his brand new puppy while his chaffeur made love to the maid. 

Goldilocks saw everything and she twittered.  Using her Blackberry, which she named pink princess puffy,  she called up Dr. Phil and he suggested that she insert a very large glass dildo into Michelle.  Father Time entered holding his very long, extravagrant robe with one hand.  He felt around her curvaceous hips which were covered by big, furry splotches that make Chewbacca look like a cute, fuzzy wombat that eats grapes and nuts and cherries. Goldilocks got on her knees and sucked like a good little slut should.  Papa bear stroked Mama bear's wet tits, dripping honey and maple syrup all over her very pert, erect nipples.  Then he took them into his hands and twisted more roughly than she could bear.  Yogi was watching them on the slowly leaking waterbed and getting wetter by the minute.  Yogi pulled out Booboo's paddle, spanking was something he had always wanted to do on someone who wanted 20 butt spanks.

Moaning loudly and primorally, elks heard enthusiastic grunting and joined in.  Rasputin grinned and went to the dresser to find his dress, along with a long, wooden spoon to make spaghetti sauce with chocolate chips.  Suddenly he ate a cherry condom, placing it on his wet and sticky tongue and chewing. 

Dorothy was fascinated, letting her fingers nip against the nub of her as he arched his back like his soul was about to sing.  He turned and slapped her arse falling forward she landed in a bed of crushed up chocolate bits.  How delicious!  She rubbed some bits slowly and carefully all over her naked pulsing body while also rubbing his growing need to lick her like a lollipop.  Fast little laps of his tongue found the very center of her slick wet need and devoured it.

Then she languidly pulled him closer and said softly, "Do you know how to get this a little bigger for me?".  He smiled, moving his arm toward the plump firm part of her that was achingly wanting to be teased, licked and tickled just a little bit.  He pinched instead and roughly pulled her panties to one side exposing her slick wet need.

Just then Yoda appeared motioning to Chewbacca that he needed to have a quick fluff of his ears.  Before he continued to tickle his pickle with a large red fringed.... mitten.

Suddenly the one legged whore started to quiver as she began to tease the young man who had paid her generously to suck on his large collection of borrowed French sex toys.  Haru eyed them while winking and asking Magically Delicious for cups of frothy hot chocolate.  Security chased away the pony players riding on gigantic, vibrating black and white striped zebras. Captain Caveman arrived holding his ginormous club, swinging at French sex toys being held by DTM’s butt cheeks.  Seven cowboys chased a rather aroused MD around the May pole before making her get on her knees. Mario whipped out and held in Yoshi's tongue, which had the reputation of licking many nefarious places that most squirrels hide their nuts away from those chipmunks who steal things that are energy to the centre of his hardening central arteries of his heart.  Questions arise from speakers on a podium in Germany where David Hasselhoff took off his tight pair of Red Booty shorts to show his very large, noticeable

and very plush
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Post by: luvsev on February 02, 2010, 04:03:54 PM
,shapely buttocks which
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Post by: Haruhifan on February 02, 2010, 07:23:01 PM
looked like a
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Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 03, 2010, 10:07:52 AM
pair of fluffy
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Post by: Haruhifan on February 03, 2010, 01:28:57 PM
pillows.  He sang
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Post by: luvsev on February 04, 2010, 01:09:07 AM
about his shirt
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Post by: Haruhifan on February 04, 2010, 09:11:21 AM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would improve his radiant smile.  He leered when Obama entered the Oval Office and then Michelle!  Michelle was sucking gently, yet forcefully on his lollipop.  Barack lovingly stroked his brand new puppy while his chaffeur made love to the maid. 

Goldilocks saw everything and she twittered.  Using her Blackberry, which she named pink princess puffy,  she called up Dr. Phil and he suggested that she insert a very large glass dildo into Michelle.  Father Time entered holding his very long, extravagrant robe with one hand.  He felt around her curvaceous hips which were covered by big, furry splotches that make Chewbacca look like a cute, fuzzy wombat that eats grapes and nuts and cherries. Goldilocks got on her knees and sucked like a good little slut should.  Papa bear stroked Mama bear's wet tits, dripping honey and maple syrup all over her very pert, erect nipples.  Then he took them into his hands and twisted more roughly than she could bear.  Yogi was watching them on the slowly leaking waterbed and getting wetter by the minute.  Yogi pulled out Booboo's paddle, spanking was something he had always wanted to do on someone who wanted 20 butt spanks.

Moaning loudly and primorally, elks heard enthusiastic grunting and joined in.  Rasputin grinned and went to the dresser to find his dress, along with a long, wooden spoon to make spaghetti sauce with chocolate chips.  Suddenly he ate a cherry condom, placing it on his wet and sticky tongue and chewing. 

Dorothy was fascinated, letting her fingers nip against the nub of her as he arched his back like his soul was about to sing.  He turned and slapped her arse falling forward she landed in a bed of crushed up chocolate bits.  How delicious!  She rubbed some bits slowly and carefully all over her naked pulsing body while also rubbing his growing need to lick her like a lollipop.  Fast little laps of his tongue found the very center of her slick wet need and devoured it.

Then she languidly pulled him closer and said softly, "Do you know how to get this a little bigger for me?".  He smiled, moving his arm toward the plump firm part of her that was achingly wanting to be teased, licked and tickled just a little bit.  He pinched instead and roughly pulled her panties to one side exposing her slick wet need.

Just then Yoda appeared motioning to Chewbacca that he needed to have a quick fluff of his ears.  Before he continued to tickle his pickle with a large red fringed.... mitten.

Suddenly the one legged whore started to quiver as she began to tease the young man who had paid her generously to suck on his large collection of borrowed French sex toys.  Haru eyed them while winking and asking Magically Delicious for cups of frothy hot chocolate.  Security chased away the pony players riding on gigantic, vibrating black and white striped zebras. Captain Caveman arrived holding his ginormous club, swinging at French sex toys being held by DTM’s butt cheeks.  Seven cowboys chased a rather aroused MD around the May pole before making her get on her knees. Mario whipped out and held in Yoshi's tongue, which had the reputation of licking many nefarious places that most squirrels hide their nuts away from those chipmunks who steal things that are energy to the centre of his hardening central arteries of his heart.  Questions arise from speakers on a podium in Germany where David Hasselhoff took off his tight pair of Red Booty shorts to show his very large, noticeable and very plush, shapely buttocks which looked like a pair of fluffy pillows.  He sang about his shirt

which said, "I
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Post by: luvsev on February 04, 2010, 04:20:44 PM
want you to
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Post by: Haruhifan on February 04, 2010, 06:49:45 PM
feel my enormous
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Post by: luvsev on February 05, 2010, 12:24:23 AM
bulging muscles that
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Post by: Haruhifan on February 05, 2010, 06:13:57 PM
ripple like the
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Post by: luvsev on February 08, 2010, 05:10:15 PM
ocean tide at
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Post by: Haruhifan on February 08, 2010, 07:37:57 PM
high noon every
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Post by: luvsev on February 09, 2010, 05:18:20 PM
day that he
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Post by: Magically Delicious on February 09, 2010, 08:27:33 PM
picks his nose.
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Post by: Haruhifan on February 10, 2010, 09:03:46 AM
Once upon a bedsheet, a handsome well hung man thought he would venture to Paris to look for a sexy unshaven goat herder who knew his way around the dungeon in the dark.  While in the Louvre, he saw something that completely made him gag.  Phyllis who had brought the soufflé© thought it odd and also scary to flash her more than ample buttocks, while she pulled down her eyelids over her bloodshot baby blues.  The museum guards, Sid, Bob and Terry, stood in the security room scanning the screens for any untoward or solicitous activities, whilst also watching Blackadder and porn in which Edmund does an impersonation of Percy shoving himself inside of a moth-eaten rabbit suit while eating pie.  The guards failed to notice the large and tasty deep fried twinkie caught in the revolving glass door.  Lovely Lady Janet, adorned in luxurious white pearls, sauntered in, her hips swaying provocatively toward an erotic opportunity with all the grace of a howling storm wind.  She looked up......and saw him stuffing the twinkie.....taking his time pushing it into his big, thick mustache. The creamy soft goo, running all over his favorite leather vest, Her finger traces......through the goo......leaving a sticky trail of sweet, sugary goo on pale thin fingers.  She then puts the creamy, wet into her hot, wet, warm waiting mouth.  Then she slowly suckles, watching.....his reaction.  He burped loudly at that crucial moment.  The noise was oddly alluring at to her ears.  She crept up behind him and gently at his ears began to lick and nibble his earlobes while running her foot along the side of his leg. 

He felt himself, getting harder and when she looked down at his shoes and noticed how big his shoes were, she asked how long his penis was.  Her reaction was one of acute shock when he whispered the size of his shoe.  She blushed and reached down to find a penny on the ground.  Slowly bending over her hem slowly riding up the back of her thighs.  Revealing a feminine frippery, just waiting to be ripped to pieces.  She stands, hiding behind doors of the empty room.  She beckons, whispering, "Did you bring the cherry flavored chapstick, or the blueberry flavored lube?"  Horrified, he gasps realizing he forgot, She glares at Her Dominatrix outfit wondering if it's what he wants.   Not giving a moments thought to the camera in the birdcage, she unzipped very slowly. The rasping of autumn winds fill the quiet room. Sending shivers of ecstacy up her arse.  Causing her whole body to tremble in anticipation waiting for his voice to whisper "Where's the feather?"  A wicked smile, as she pulled the feather out from between her her plump breasts holding it in her long fingers, crossed her face.  With a wisp and a chuckle he leaned forward to kiss her plump breast. Instead a monkey attacked! The museum guards jumped in and spanked the monkey, which brought out the onlookers who applauded wildly at the somersault into the big bowl, splashing punch onto the giggling cheerleaders who cheered for the Pittsburgh Steelers!

Suddenly, Mother Nature jumped into the throng of activity and tossed a cow, blowing into the crowd, knocking over Superman's big bag of vibrators.  Blushing wildly, Superman spun around, throwing cheerleaders into sculptures of disturbingly realistic SPAM that Andy Worhol masturbated over every three years.  The dried semen formed the unbelievably lifelike shape of Sarah Jessica Parker holding Manolo Blahnik sandals!  Suddenly Catwoman appeared, clearly aroused and showing her whip, she snapped it around Superman's penis watching it turn a purpleish blue.  His face was alive with exquisite expressions of joy and inspiration.  Cher arrived just then to sing the national anthem. She took a big breath, then she fell over and accidentally swallowed her own botox injected nipples!  They were cherry-flavoured.  Calling Doctor Pepper!  He ran from the hospital, stole an ambulance, and drove it this scene and got away clean.

Lawyers chased him nipping at his heels, hurtling over the slower lawyers. Thankfully, Dr. Pepper arrived and quickly and gave Cher mouth to mouth. Thankfully, she didn't try to sing.  Because no one would have survived her cackle and her wrinkled face.  Edmund told Percy a secret about seven herbs and seven dwarves and seven samurai and a stripper named Madame Hot Pants.  They're all linked on Facebook and Twitter, as Shaq pulled out his laptop, he typed "Kobe sucks and should not be considered dangerous." Suddenly, Percy began wildly masturbating!  Shocked yet fabulous, cream flew over and into the wonton soup.  Ravenously, Cher slurped his milkshake, while Shaq grabbed her and dunking into the creamy mess of marshmellows and alfredo sauce.  Nervously but surely, Madonna wrapped her hand around his large and pierced prick to give Percy a taste of erotica.  House came limping along and whacked a little tree down using nothing but his massive boomstick.  He turned back towards the moonlight, hoping the glow would improve his radiant smile.  He leered when Obama entered the Oval Office and then Michelle!  Michelle was sucking gently, yet forcefully on his lollipop.  Barack lovingly stroked his brand new puppy while his chaffeur made love to the maid. 

Goldilocks saw everything and she twittered.  Using her Blackberry, which she named pink princess puffy,  she called up Dr. Phil and he suggested that she insert a very large glass dildo into Michelle.  Father Time entered holding his very long, extravagrant robe with one hand.  He felt around her curvaceous hips which were covered by big, furry splotches that make Chewbacca look like a cute, fuzzy wombat that eats grapes and nuts and cherries. Goldilocks got on her knees and sucked like a good little slut should.  Papa bear stroked Mama bear's wet tits, dripping honey and maple syrup all over her very pert, erect nipples.  Then he took them into his hands and twisted more roughly than she could bear.  Yogi was watching them on the slowly leaking waterbed and getting wetter by the minute.  Yogi pulled out Booboo's paddle, spanking was something he had always wanted to do on someone who wanted 20 butt spanks.

Moaning loudly and primorally, elks heard enthusiastic grunting and joined in.  Rasputin grinned and went to the dresser to find his dress, along with a long, wooden spoon to make spaghetti sauce with chocolate chips.  Suddenly he ate a cherry condom, placing it on his wet and sticky tongue and chewing. 

Dorothy was fascinated, letting her fingers nip against the nub of her as he arched his back like his soul was about to sing.  He turned and slapped her arse falling forward she landed in a bed of crushed up chocolate bits.  How delicious!  She rubbed some bits slowly and carefully all over her naked pulsing body while also rubbing his growing need to lick her like a lollipop.  Fast little laps of his tongue found the very center of her slick wet need and devoured it.

Then she languidly pulled him closer and said softly, "Do you know how to get this a little bigger for me?".  He smiled, moving his arm toward the plump firm part of her that was achingly wanting to be teased, licked and tickled just a little bit.  He pinched instead and roughly pulled her panties to one side exposing her slick wet need.

Just then Yoda appeared motioning to Chewbacca that he needed to have a quick fluff of his ears.  Before he continued to tickle his pickle with a large red fringed.... mitten.

Suddenly the one legged whore started to quiver as she began to tease the young man who had paid her generously to suck on his large collection of borrowed French sex toys.  Haru eyed them while winking and asking Magically Delicious for cups of frothy hot chocolate.  Security chased away the pony players riding on gigantic, vibrating black and white striped zebras. Captain Caveman arrived holding his ginormous club, swinging at French sex toys being held by DTM’s butt cheeks.  Seven cowboys chased a rather aroused MD around the May pole before making her get on her knees. Mario whipped out and held in Yoshi's tongue, which had the reputation of licking many nefarious places that most squirrels hide their nuts away from those chipmunks who steal things that are energy to the centre of his hardening central arteries of his heart.  Questions arise from speakers on a podium in Germany where David Hasselhoff took off his tight pair of Red Booty shorts to show his very large, noticeable and very plush, shapely buttocks which looked like a pair of fluffy pillows.  He sang about his shirt which said, "I want you to feel my enormous bulging muscles that ripple like the ocean tide at high noon every day that he picks his nose. 

Yeah!" He slammed
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Post by: Haruhifan on June 21, 2010, 12:31:08 PM
his hands onto