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General => The Salon => Topic started by: Haruhifan on March 23, 2008, 10:15:18 AM
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Real simple, you're asked to give a list of 5 answers to a question. Give the answers, then ask your own listing question for 5 questions.
I'll start.
Gimme 5 different types of sex toys.
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Should be easy right?
1. The Rabbit (It is Easter after all!)
2. Remote controlled vibrator
3. Sex swing
4. Liberator furniture
5. tess!
Okay. Gimme 5 funny Easter chat room nicknames....
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1. Risen In My Pants
2. Kiss My Easter Grass
3. That's Not An Egg
4. Bone My Ham
5. Nice Piece of Cottontail
OK, name 5 things to do with a pearl necklace.........
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hmmmm a pearl necklace huh?
*ponders*
white
luxurious
coveted
usually presented as a gift
and of course:
worn around the neck.
Five good things about Saturdays.
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1. Cartoons! (Though not as good as in the past...)
2. Shopping
3. Tourneys (sports, card games, etc.)
4. Hockey Night in Canada, eh.
5. A Night hanging out with friends
Gimme 5 signs that it's April
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5 signs that it's April:
Shorts come out of storage
Air conditioning gets turned on
The Pool opens
Flowers bloom in the rest of the world
April Fools Day
5 signs that you know sex is good.
April Fools Day
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Not sure having not done it yet but I'd imagine...
1. Coming to orgasm multiple times
2. Dripping in sweat from so much action
3. Cool feeling of the sexy creams being shared
4. Pearing into your lover's eyes wanting more
5. Screwing the night away...
Gimme 5 things you put on your ice cream sundaes
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5 things I put on a sundae
chocolate syrup
hot fudge
nuts
whipped cream
cherrie
Five things associated with a 5 star hotel
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And I've been in them before, yay!
1. LOVELY beds
2. Porn channel! (Or in France, that's basic cable. ;D )
3. Jacuzzi baths
4. Indoor pool
5. Room service
Gimme 5 things associated with baseball.
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1. Cool japanese guys
2. spitting
3. chewing unfeasably large wads of stuff
4. socks (white and red)
5. random facial hair
5 things about night
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5 things about night:
dark
crickets
soft glow of the moonlight
kids are asleep
finally cools off in the desert
Five things to do when it's the off season for American Football?
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1. Watch basketball
2. Watch hockey
3. Clean the attic (if you can locate the door)
4. Exercise
5. If all else fails, play Madden Football on your video game system
Gimme 5 ways to help the environment.
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Five ways to help the environment
1. Stop smoking
2. Recycle
3. Gas efficient car
4. Walk/ride the bus rather than drive
5. Buy items made from recyled material
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would be nice if I posted my question huh?
Gimme five reasons to stay home on a Friday night.
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Staying in Friday nights
1.Cosy romantic night in with the one you love (or at least have the hots for)
2.Good Rugby game on the telly
3.Broke both legs on Thursday
4.Rabid dog camped outside your door since Friday teatime
5.Being held hostage by deranged religious fundimentalist clerics demanding an end to world capitalism and the right to free icecream
5 things to do on the beach
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Five things to do on the beach.
1. Sunbathe
2. People watch
3. Read
4. Make sand castles
5. Dig to China
Five all time greatest movies.
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1. The Philadelphia Story
2. Some like it hot
3.The Empire Strikes Back
4.Officer and a Gentleman (sorry but I like it)
5.Four Weddings and a Funeral
5 greatest act ors/resses
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(not ordered)
Tom Hanks
Katharine Hepburn
Marlon Brando
Meryl Streep
Richard Burton
Five best features of cars
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This coming from a guy who has no license:
1. Leg room
2. Stereo
3. Air Conditioning
4. Moving Vehicle
5. Road Trips!
Gimme 5 summertime activities.
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Five summer time activities
1. Baseball
2. BBQs!
3. Water fights
4. Chasing the ice cream truck
5. Jet skiing
Gimme five ways to leave your lover
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5 ways to leave your lover
1. When they come home have the song "Hit the road Jack" playing
2. Send them a bouquet of flowers along with a note "It's over"
3. Move and leave no forwarding address
4. Take out a billboard add with their picture and the words "Now available"
5. Send them a card along with a subscription to eharmony.
5 ways to say your sorry
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5 ways to say you're sorry.
1. Je m'excuse. (French)
2. Bring them home to cook them dinner, then serve dessert "in bed."
3. Buying someone back the thing you broke.
4. Getting down on your knees and saying so.
5. I think this song says it's best, in AMV form:
Hard to Say I'm Sorry-Chicago http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=do-kujKIMYM
On that note (and give Youtube video links only if you want):
Gimme 5 Sappy Romantic Songs
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*cracking up at Nitza's billboard with "Available". Nice!
5 Sappy Romantic Songs (With links!)
1. Babe - Styx http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtcwwUonC2g
2. Total Eclipse of the Heart - Bonnie Tyler http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55nTwg5NIPM
3. I would do Anything for Love - Meatloaf http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GNhdQRbXhc
4. True - Spandau Ballet http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYb83KM4at4
5. I want to know what love is - Foreigner http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9OGfBGOCpk
Gimme 5 things to do in the snow.....
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5 things to do in the snow...
1. make a snow fort and challenge friends to a snow ball fight
2. make snow angles
3. make a snowman
4. go sledding or skiing
5. write your name in the snow (guys)
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OK gonna cover Nitza again but remember to give the next topic please.
Gimme 5 things men can do that women cannot.
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Sorry...was a bad night :-[
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Ooooo! Dare I touch this one?
5 Things men can do that women cannot
1. Drive
2. Throw
3. Write name in the snow
4. Grow a beard (On the face!)
5. Think with the wrong head at the right time
Okay. Fair is fair.....
Gimme 5 things women can do that men cannot
*ducks and runs off laughing*
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5 things that women can do that men cannot
1. Give birth
2. Spend hours chatting with her closest friends
3. Enjoy the mood swings that come with the monthly cycle and then with menopause
4. Drive, talk on the phone and put on make-up at the same time
5. Multi-task
Gimme 5 things that you can say/do after bad sex.
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5 things you can do/ say after bad sex.....
1. "Well that sucked. Try again shall we?"
2. Run
3. Blog about it
4. Try using the other hand
5. Ask for a refund
5 things you can buy online you wouldn't buy at a store
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ROFL at #4 for DTM. Hmm tough since I'm generally against online shopping but will give it a try.
5 things you can buy online you wouldn't buy at a store
1. Imported Porn
2. Imported Hentai
3. Rare Trading cards
4. Sports Jerseys
5. Hentai Games
Gimme 5 things that will survive a nuclear war.
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Gimme 5 things that will survive a nuclear war
1. Roaches
2. Politicians
3. The Maytag repairman
4. Telemarketers
5. Fuzzy slippers
Gimme 5 things that you can do on a long road trip.
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*cracking up @ Maytag* Funny!
5 things you can do on a long road trip
1. Play the alphabet game with road signs
2. Listen to custom made "Road trip" playlists on your iPod
3. See how far you can drive without having to stop for a restroom break.
4. Convince your SO to perform a sex act on you while you try to stay on the road
5. Use your hands free cell phone device to catch up with friends
Gimme 5 ways to annoy a cat
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Meow, leave my pussies alone! Alright if you must...
1. Any form of alarm
2. Water
3. Cat Butt Sex (I kid not, one is gay and gives the other...OK maybe that's too much info...)
4. Vacuum Cleaners
5. Fireworks (outside of course)
Gimme 5 things people suck on.
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I like the "outside of course" clarification!
5 things people suck on.....
1. Cocks
2. Lollipops
3. Nipples
4. Cigars
5. Ice cubes
Gimme 5 things that let you know someone is a politician
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Well you'd be amazed when parents give kids fireworks to fire off around my place sometimes... :-\
And wow I used to be one throughout school so from experience...
Gimme 5 things that let you know someone is a politician
1. He spins a topic around in circles if no known answer is known.
2. His eyebags under his eyes are bigger likely than his own bags...down there...
3. He runs around with his head cut off getting all his duties done.
4. He takes anytime to hear you out at least.
5. He's the guy shaking your hand and giving you something free on Election Day.
Gimme 5 poster people (e.g. Celebrities) you wish you had posted in your room right now.
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Gimme 5 poster people (e.g. Celebrities) you wish you had posted in your room right now.
1. David Beckham in that undies pose
2. Armand Assante
3. Lote Tuqiri
4. Antonio Banderas
5. Sean Connery
It goes without saying that I admire Hirsute men .... David Beckham is an aberration.. due to his abs ...
Give me 5 things you must have or do each day...
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5 things I must have or do each day
1. Emails
2. Mocha
3. Coffee girl visit. *grins*
4. Feed the dogs
5. Sleep
Gimme 5 things to do on the weekend
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Gimme 5 things to do on the weekend
1. Catch up on sleep
2. Catch up with friends
3. lazy days
4. longer running session
5. Dog Brush*blah*
Give me five things you hate to do but need to do
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Give me five things you hate to do but need to do
1. Exercise
2. Eat Healthier
3. Stop those darn cats from banging (I SO know one is gay, lol)
4. Sleep
5. Wake up in the morning
Gimme 5 places you wish you could have sex in right now.
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Gimme 5 places you wish you could have sex in right now.
1. Sex in a plane
2. Sex in a pool
3. Sex in a boat
4. Sex in a motel in a certain city
5. Sex in a tractor ......
Gimme 5 songs that are your current faves.
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Sex in a tractor? Hmmm.
5 songs that are my current faves (In a big hair emo mood recently. All purchased in the last week or so.)
1. In Vain - Under the Flood
2. Better Than Me - Hinder
3. Lips of an Angel - Hinder
4. What I Want - Daughtry
5. Face Down - The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus (Great band name!)
Gimme 5 movies that make you cry every time
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Yep a tractor ........
Gimme 5 movies that make you cry every time.
1. Gone with the wind
2. Ghost
3. Lady in the Water
4. Lantana ( Aussie movie)
5. To kill a mocking Bird
Gimme 5 ways to please your lover *grins*
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But I was wondering "IN" a tractor?. Kind of a tight fit.... if you know what I mean. *grins*
5 ways to please your lover
1. With my fingers
2. With my voice whispering in your ear
3. With my tongue
4. With her toys
5. With my mind
Gimme 5 ways to celebrate Halloween
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*snorts at do you know what I mean*
Well Haruhifan said "in" so I figured I am only small.....so sitting "in" a tractor on someones lap would work pretty well.... *grins*
1. Move to America *grins*
2. Become a ninja
3. Torment the neighbours
4. Eat lots of candy
5. Scream and go all girly so a manly man takes me in his arms... *works for me*
Gimme 5...reasons to have a vacation
Btw DTM.......nice answers
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*grins* Why thanks!
5 reasons to have a vacation
1. To get a tan
2. To go to a warmer place
3. To meet strange, foreign people
4. To get away from work
5. To eat too much
Gimme 5 places to make out
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5 Places to make out.
1. In the kitchen. (bench height and all that, plus fridge supplies)
2. In bed
3. Back seat of the movies
4. At the office
5. On the car hood
Gimme 5 things to do in the shower
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Fridge supplies? How long are you planning to make out?
5 things to do in the shower
1. Wash your body
2. Shampoo your hair
3. Clean your privates
4. Get rid of the dingleberries
5. Have wet, sloppy sex
Gimme 5 things to do in an airport while waiting to fly
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Sooo did not need to go to Google to look up "dingleberries" pfft and you say you need a translator for Aussie.
Fridges have things like Ice, cream, chocolate sauce etc. But I do tend to get hungry...
Gimme 5 things to do in an airport while waiting to fly.
1. Buy a tacky novel/ magazines to read on the plane
2. People watch
3. Buy some duty free perfume. (Always do)
4. Get strip searched...
5. Face backwards on those travelator thingies
Gimme 5 things about supermarkets ...
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Heh go figure, I might have to shop there this weekend.
Gimme 5 things about supermarkets
1. Lineups at the cashier as a pain in the ass.
2. I'm super anal attentive to go down EVERY aisle even with a shopping list and flyer to not miss anything.
3. Shopping carts are NOT go-karts. :P
4. Avoid the fighting moms over sales.
5. Express line is your friend, self checkout is not.
Gimme 5 things you can do at the mall.
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5 things to do at the mall
1. Scope out the women!
2. Find the "Husband chair" and play cell phone games while the wife shops.
3. Eat bad fast food at the food court
4. Check out new music at the bookstore
5. Get a picture with Santa!
Gimme 5 funny porn movie titles (i.e. Sperminator)
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*laughing* Great post
1.Riding Miss Daisy
2. Swallow Hal
3. How Stella got her lube back
4. Sick Degrees of penetration
5. Shaving Private Ryan.
* was not sure if they were to be real ones or not*
Following that theme
Gimme 5 "hot ticket" items at the local adult store
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Nice list. Are those all real titles? I would not be at all surprised if they are!
5 "hot ticket" items at the local adult store
1. The Rabbit
2. Velvet cuffs
3. Feather tickler
4. The ramp (My personal favorite!)
5. Waterproof lube (For hot tubs. *blinks*)
Gimme 5 things you can say to kill the mood
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Yep real titles .....
Gimme 5 things you can say to kill the mood
1. It's nice being in bed with a girl I don't have to inflate
2. And to think I was really trying to pick up your friend!
3. Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names.
4. I think you have it on backwards
5. Did you come yet, dear?
Again theme following.........
Gimme 5 things to put you in the mood
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5 things that put you in the mood.
1. A glass of good wine
2. Seduction
3. Classical music
4. A voice in my ear
5. A new toy :)
Gimme 5 things that make you smile (forgive me if we have done this before)
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5 things that make me smile
1. Emails from Oz
2. 360 blogs
3. My dog chasing her ball
4. Good friends over for dinner
5. The Salon games in TM Forums!
Gimme 5 things to do on a rainy day
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*looks outside* Yep raining so today...
Gimme 5 things to do on a rainy day
1. Watch Sunday NFL Football
2. Play PS2 games
3. Read online mangas (at http://www.mangafox.com am continuing History's Strongest Disciple Kenichi and Ouran High School Host Club)
4. Post on the TM Forums! *plug plug!*
5. Play with the kitties who hate the rain.
Gimme 5 sports with the hottest athletes to oogle.
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Gimme 5 Sports with the hottest athletes to oogle
1. Rugby ( thighs you know)
2. Iron Man (abs)
3. Cycling (legs again)
4. female volleyball (I am guessing arse, put that in for you DTM *grins*)
5. Female Tri participants (Grins)
Gimme 5 reasons to move house
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5 Reasons to move house
1. Current one has been destroyed
2. Mortgage payments too much. *gulps*
3. Obnoxious neighbors
4. Bigger new house
5. Retirement to a warmer clime
Gimme 5 Sports that should have cheerleaders that don't
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5 Sports that should have cheerleaders that don't
I see an SNL parody in the near future
1. Chess....*shakes pom poms* move that rook, move that pawn *jumps up*
2. Badminton
3. Swimming
4. Table Tennis
5. Cricket
Gimme 5 reasons you should post on the TM forums
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*laughing @ Move that rook move, that pawn.
Gimme 5 reasons you should post on the TM forums
1. Makes me think
2. A better class of people *snorts*
3. A good way to unwind
4. You learn new words, even if you need to google to find out wtf they are
and then you are horrified with what you find *dingleberries,hershey highway*
5. Makes me laugh
Gimme 5 reasons NOT to do a triathlon
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Hey! At least you're learning new words!
Will come in handy if you visit America.
"Sorry I took so long in the loo. I had some stubborn dingleberries that would not come off."
5 reasons NOT to do a triathlon
1. Because Uni, work and raising twins seems like a heavy enough life load.
2. You might get distracted by all the men's thighs and trip during the run.
3. Vids of you biking may appear on youtube
4. Cuts into sex time
5. Cuts into sleep time
Gimme 5 foods that are disgusting to eat.
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*snorts* that is so tacky !
*writes down reasons*
Gimme 5 foods that are disgusting to eat.
1. Peanut-butter and mayonnaise sandwich
2. Cinnamon roll with Italian dressing
3. Ear wax
4. Pickles and milk
5.Steak and Skittles
Gimme 5 personality traits to avoid
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*laughs @ ear wax*
5 personality traits to avoid
1. Self righteous folk
2. God botherers (Can be in category 1 also)
3. Weasels
4. Constant complainers
5. The "I have done that but just a little bit better then you did" folk
Gimme 5 rejection lines to use at a bar
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Gimme 5 rejection lines to use at a bar
1. You remind me of that banjo player in "Deliverance."
2. I'm celibate.
3. I'm really a man
4. I like my eggs unfertilized in the morning.
5. I'm gay
Give me 5 things NOT to do on a first date
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Five things NOT to do on a first date:
1. Call your spouse
2. Bring out the wedding planner book
3. Let your handcuffs fall out of your purse
4. Talk about your toy collection
5. Give him head
Gimme five things TO DO on a first date
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Gimme five things TO DO on a first date
1. Wear the nice knickers
2. Have a code for a standby emergency
3. Brush teeth and floss
4. Snog (because it is in his kiss)
5. Leave the radical PETA membership for the second date
Gimme five things your mother warned you about
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5 things my mother warned me about
1. Eating yellow snow
2. Girls who don't give head on the first date *looks at saguaro*
3. Loose women *declines to say who I am looking at*
4. Relatives coming to stay for a "short visit"
5. Never double down on 5's
Gimme 5 things to do in a casino besides gambling
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whispers what does "double down on 5's mean?"
Gimme 5 things to do in a casino besides gambling
1. Watch a show
2. Pick up zone
3. go to the Wednesday night ladies night, have a pedicure, massage and your cards read with your GF.
4. Meet your sport stars
5. Buffet
Gimme me 5 drinking songs
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I think it's a poker term double down is.
Gimme me 5 drinking songs
1. Irish Drinking Game (watch us do it for Comedy Improv! - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXUAKvjZZ0U)
2. 100 Bottles of Beer on the wall
3. Swing low sweet chariot
4. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
5. We are the champions
Gimme 5 things you can see on a highway.
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ooo poker....
Gimme 5 things you can see on a highway.
1. Hot emergency guys
2. people picking their nose
3. people putting on makeup (both sexes)
4. Speed freaks
5. Road kill
Gimme 5 board games with ratings ie 1 - poor 5 excellent
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Actually Blackjack. And it should have read "Never split 5's, Always double down on 5's". Damn I need to hit a casino for a refresher!
5 board games with ratings
1. Monopoly - 4
2. Stratego - 4
3. Risk - 5
4. Trivial Pursuit - 3
5. Chutes & Ladders - 5!
Gimme 5 foods that make you drool every time
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5 foods that make me drool.
1. Lemon Bars - homemade
2. Lasagna- homemade
3. Lobster
4. Seven Layer Bars-homemade
5. Pecan Pie with real whipped cream-homemade
Gimme 5 crazy ways to spend your weekend.
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Ooo good ratings for the board games
Thou here it is called snakes and ladders ......don't you have snakes on your games??? maybe the aussies just want the kids to get use to snakes early *grins*
Nitza ~ recipe for lemon bars ......please? that goes for 7 layer bars also *grins*
Gimme 5 crazy ways to spend your weekend.
1. Training
2. Triathlon
3. Naked koloa wrangling wrestling
4. Participating in a toe nail painting session with the prisoners in the remand section.
5. Vomiting off the side of a yacht because your partner told you it was just a lil breeze (force 10 gale)
Gimme 5 bad honeymoon destinations
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5 bad honeymoon destinations
1. London...Ontario
2. Your mother's basement
3. The travel agent's office
4. Antartica (unless you're a penguin)
5. Some old dingy in the port
Gimme 5 household chores you always pass onto someone else.
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Oh Haru! *cracking up @ Mother's basement and dingy
Gimme 5 household chores you always pass onto someone else.
1. Dusting:anything up high
2. Cooking (if I can get away with it)
3. Garbage Day
4. Cleaning the shower screen
5. Ironing
Gimme 5 fairytales
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temp i will get the recipes to you soon. *smiles* i am sure you will enjoy them
5 twisted fairytales
1. Snow white and the seven "johns" Dwarfs
2. Little Red "armed and dangerous" Ridding Hood
3. The "horny" Frog Prince
4. Hansel "does" Gretel
5. The Emperor's new "penis" clothes
McFarlane Twisted Fairy Tale Series...Gretel
(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h149/moriablue/monsters4_gretel_photo_06_dp.jpg)
Gimme 5 of the all time worst movies
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Ohhhh like the twisted version better!
*laughing @ snow white* *debates if to use that pic as my avatar *grins*
Gimme 5 of the all time worst movies
1. English patient
2. Battlefield Earth
3. Barton Fink
4. Any movie with Kenue Reeves (this includes the Matrix)
5. Eyes Wide Shut.
Staying with the theme
Gimme 5 movies which are underrated in your opinion.
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*laughs* You did not like The Matrix? Hmmmm
5 underrated movie IMHO
1. Groundhogs day
2. Shawshank redemption
3. The American President
4. Love Actually
5. Dave
Gimme 5 things you don't like about Keanu reeves
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Hey that Hanzel reminds me of this porn I saw on basic cable in France for Cinderella that had motherly taste testing and partner swapping and...oh and have seen Groundhog's Day, Shawshank Redemption (an all time fav) and yes, even Love, Actually.
Gimme 5 things you don't like about Keanu Reeves
1. He's Canadian (we want to disown him sometimes).
2. He cannot do dramatic acting (see his play plywood in Dangerous Liaisons).
3. He can't to romantic scenes (see Matrix).
4. He's stuck with the line "Whoa."
5. Only I may wear sunglasses at night!
Gimme 5 things you can do at night only.
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5 Things you can do at night only
1. Get a moon tan
2. Enjoy a fireworks show
3. Become a werewolf
4. Tell ghost stories around a campfire
5. Bury the bodies
Gimme 5 things to say to a telemarketer on the phone
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- glad that everyone loves the pic but i need to state that she is Gretel
5 things to say to a telemarketer on the phone
1. Please can you speak up the voices in my head are really loud today.
2. Start singing at the top of your lungs Puff the Magic Dragon.
3. No,No,No,No,No,No,No
4. yes, oh yes oh baby don't stop harder *moan* oh yes more
5. Excuse me, can i have your number..when do you eat dinner? Great expect
a call from me at that time from now until you stop calling me...Have a Nice Day.
Gimme 5 things Spider Man would get the Green Goblin for a birthday gift.
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*laughs*
5 things Spidey would get the Green Goblin for a birthday gift
1. Jiffy Lube gift card for servicing the flying thingie he uses.
2. iPod with headphones for when he's flying around
3. A new mask with a smile for going to parties
4. A gift card to Villians-R-Us
5. A "Get out of webbing" free card
Gimme 5 ways to tell someone is a little too religious
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Gimme 5 ways to tell someone is a little too religious
1. Their breakfast toast has "Mary" pre carved.
2. There is a bible in every room (including the dog kennel)
3. You think church attendance and the like are what will get you into heaven.
4. You KNOW that religion never causes violence and repeatedly tell this to everyone, while you plan the next Right to Life hit.
5.Your faith in God is so strong it often overwhelms your common sense.
Gimme 5 things that are improved when naked.
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Oh wow, ok.
Gimme 5 things that are improved when naked.
1. Sex (it would be tougher fully clothed I'd imagine)
2. The Reception (hold the antenna like that, hunni)
3. The view (sometimes)
4. Blood Circulation
5. The Draft (is it getting hot in here?)
Gimme 5 things you can do in the shower besides washing yourself.
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5 things you can do in the shower besides washing yourself
1. Cut your toenials
2. Masturbate
3. Have sex with another. (As opposed to #2)
4. Wash the dog
5. Clean the grout. Ugh!
Gimme your 5 favorite Mexican foods
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*laughing @ Haru @ reception*
Gimme your 5 favorite Mexican foods
1. Chocolate chicken (no idea what the real name is but YUM!)
2. Tacos
3. Enchiladas
4. Guacamole (in a bucket. Because I love it so!)
5. Nachos
Gimme 5 authors you like
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Gimme 5 authors you like
1. Charles Dickens
2. Jane Austin
3. Gregory Maguire
4. Thornton Wilder -playwright
5. Janet Evanovich
Gimme 5 directors that you like
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Ohh Nitza! I am a huge Charles Dickens fan. And always wait with baited breath for the next Evanovich book *Ranger can frisk me anytime!* *grins*
Gimme 5 directors that you like
1. Coen Brothers
2. Baz Luhrman
3. Alfred Hitchcock
4. David Lynch
5. M. Night Shyamalan
Gimme 5 modes of transport not including a car or truck.
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Gimme 5 modes of transport not including a car or truck
1. Bicycle
2. Skateboard
3. Train
4. Plane
5. Boat
Gimme 5 public places you wish you'd make out in even if you got caught.
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tess...i so agree about Ranger *winks*
Gimme 5 public places you wish you'd make out in even if you got caught.
1. A botanical garden
2. Upscale restaurant
3. At the Opera
4. An art gallery
5. Sporting Event
Gimme 5 classes you hated to take in College/high School but had too.
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Gimme 5 classes you hated to take in College/high School but had too.
1. Maths *natch*
2. Physics
3. Religion
4. Sewing
5. Chemistry
Gimme 5 facts about astronomy
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Gimme 5 facts about astronomy
1. It's about studying the stars and planets.
2. A telescope is usually used.
3. It has to be night to use it.
4. You cannot simply watch the Jetsons to study astronomy.
5. You're noting I know so little about astronomy by now.
Gimme 5 things associated with Halloween.
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Gimme 5 things associated with Halloween.
1. Candy
2. Candy
3. Masks
4. Trick or Treat
5. and did i forget to say Candy
Gimme 5 things that give you the willies/make your skin crawl.
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*cracking up @ Jetsons*
Loses it over Candy girl! ;D
Gimme 5 things that give you the willies/make your skin crawl.
1. Touching cotton wool balls
2. Cleaning sputum mugs *berk*
3. Heights
4. Moths (even the thought of one throws me in a spin)
5. Uncared for feet ......I am talking fungus excessively long toe nails etc
Gimme 5 things over rated
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Only 5? :P OK will keep to the rules.
Gimme 5 things over rated
1. Terrell Owens of the Dallas Cowboys (NFL)
2. Reality TV
3. Paris Hilton being a celebrity
4. Bungee Jumping
5. Grand Theft Auto 4 (Video Game)
Gimme 5 things that are UNDER rated
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*hides from the cotton wool ball* eek
Gimme 5 things that are under rated
1. Quality Education for Special Education Students *gets off soapbox*
2. Health Care for the Elderly/ poor and Homeless
3. my lemon bars or seven layer bars
4. Haur's improv comedy troupe
5. Reading - actually sitting down with a book in your hand and turning the pages and reading it.
Gimme 5 things that you would do to ease the USA's finical issues?
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Going to try those bars this weekend *grins*
Gimme 5 things that you would do to ease the USA's financial issues?
(With two provisos .....Not American and I am totally confused about the whole thing)
1. Remove current president.
2. Use buy out billions to give to those with mortgages instead of wall street fat cats. Thereby reducing consumer stress
3. Reduce taxes ~ effective immediately.
4. Pull troops out of Iraq and use war money on home issues.
5. Look at history for answers or what NOT to do.....
Gimme me 5 things that annoy you when shopping.
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Nice ideas tess!
5 things that annoy me when shopping
1. Slow shoppers. Have to push them out of the way with my cart at the store!
2. No prices on item I want
3. My wife. *blinks*
4. Sloooooooooooooooooooow cashiers
5. Store not having what I need
Gimme 5 good things about Fall/ Autumn
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Gimme 5 good things about Fall/Autumn
1. The colors of the trees
2. The crispness in the air
3. Warm sweaters
4. Mulled cider
5. Warm Apple Pie
Gimme 5 things about meetings.
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mmm@warm apple pie
I have a sneaky suspicion that nitza is a dessert girl....*grins*
Gimme 5 things about meetings. ( I am going corporate meetings types)
1. A good place to have a nap
2. A place to improve your doodling
3. A place to practice Meeting Bingo (http://www.meetingbingo.net/)
4. A pissing contest (that phrase may or may not need translation)
5. Normally a waste of time.
Gimme 5 things you wish your house had.
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5 things I wish my house had
1. Less dog hair
2. An indoor heated pool
3. Lower heating bills!
4. An observatory
5. One more pet. ;D
Gimme 5 ways to serve hamburger!
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I like two things vvm on your list..... ;)
Gimme 5 ways to serve hamburger!
Though I think this is a boys BBQ question ;D
1. On a bun!
2. Raw
3. With the lot
4. Instead of a bun serve on garlic bread *yummy*
5. on a Baguette with grilled onion
Gimme 5 things you wish you knew as a teenager
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TY So my Nitza! For that you get another posting of one the fanmade videos of our performance! I'm the Asian guy acting in this one:
Random Lines Game for the 404s Comedy troupe:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RcNsJgkQZM
Gimme 5 things you wish you knew as a teenager
1. How to approach girls for dates...
2. All the knowledge I have now to pass those courses easier.
3. How to practice/find the hobbies I do now like anime and collector card games so I could have played them at a younger age well.
4. How to drive (wait I STILL DON'T!)
5. How to navigate a computer.
Gimme 5 songs that talk about ANY season (Fall, Winter, Summer, Spring).
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5 songs that talk about ANY season.
1. Seasons in the Sun. (Covers them all technically!) - Terry Jacks
2. Summertime - Fresh Prince
3. Winter - Tori Amos
4. I Dream of Spring - kd Lang (actually mentions autumn too.)
5. Autumn in New York - Frank Sinatra
Gimme 5 scary movies to watch on Halloween. (Besides the "Halloween" series!)
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5 Scary Movies for Halloween
1. It
2. Nightmare on Elm Street
3. Psyco
4. The Exorcist
5. Evil Dead
Gimme 5 Treats for Halloween
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5 Treats for Halloween
1. Moi!
2. 100 Grand bar
3. Kit Kats
4. Kisses
5. tess! ;)
Gimme 5 ways to confuse a dog
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Like your number 1 answer........
Gimme 5 ways to confuse a dog
1. Feed him dinner too early
2. Turn right not left on our morning run
3. Let him sleep on the bed.
4. offer him chocolate then give him a worming tablet instead.
5. Come home smelling of cat.
Gimme 5 things you are thankful your parents never found out.
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Gimme 5 things you are thankful your parents never found out. (Of many for me, lol)
1. On my 19th birthday was taken to a strip club, and then did the Toonie ($2 coin) special of laying on stage while a stripper danced over my face, and as she did her ass hit my face and cut me by smashing my glasses into my face! Hid it and said it was a football injury the next day.
2. My constant hentai and porn stash (both online and in print)
3. Some of the other fisticuffs unreported to them when I was young (I got into a lot of fights they DID know about since I got suspended for them).
4. How much I spend on my hobbies (though mom complains it's likely a lot, and it is for anime stuff!)
5. I've stripped, been nearly naked and done other naughty things in public (and they don't know how to use a computer thank goodness!).
OK don't tell them now! ;)
Gimme 5 things you'd buy right away if you won a Million Dollars.
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1. New Car
2. Pay off House
3. Plane Tickets
4. Air Conditioning
5. Another House
Name 5 things you wear to impress someone
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Oh Haru! Your glasses episode :o *laughing* And a good save with the "football injury". ;D And pinky promise ........I won't tell!
Name 5 things you wear to impress someone
1. my kick arse FMQ shoes
2. My don't mess with me Red dress
3. My unwrap me panties
4. My black and red corset
5. Channel 19 ;)
Gimme 5 things you Lust after
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5 Things I lust after
1. tess
2. WWII Armor models by Tamiya (Serious geek!)
3. BBQ Tri-tip
4. Sushi
5. tess ;)
Gimme 5 things to say to a telemarketer on the phone
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Whispers .........I think my list would miss the tess and add the Alpha letters....
Oh and possibly the tanks ;D
Gimme 5 things to say to a telemarketer on the phone.
1. "I will be back in a minute".
2. "I will just get Mummy"
3. "Beeeep"
4. " Would you like to buy Life insurance". and proceed to tell them the deals"
5. When in doubt flirt ""You sound really attractive".
Gimme 5 Rainy day things to do.
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Rainy Day
1. Long warm bath with book and wine
2. Stay in bed and play
3. Cuddle on couch watching DVDs
4. Get online and chat for hours with special someones
5. Talk on the phone/voice curled up in my chair
Gimme 5 spring day things to do
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Gimme 5 spring day things to do
1. Baseball!
2. Plant flowers
3. Easter Egg hunting
4. Spring Break!
5. Put away the winter clothes
Gimme 5 cheesy pickup lines.
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Gimme 5 cheesy pick up lines
1. Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
2. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
3.Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
4.I'm wearing Revlon colorstay lipstick, want to help me test the claim it won't kiss off?
5.Would you like to see my circumcision scar?
Gimme 5 things NOT to say in bed
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lol Nice choices temptess! Cheese galore!
Gimme 5 things NOT to say in bed
1. I insert this where now? (an ACTUAL line I heard in a hentai once!)
2. I've had better.
3. Would you like to see my circumcision scar? (this works for EVERYTHING, lol!)
4. Ohhh I shouldn't have eaten that burrito before coming to bed...
5. Hello my name is Bill Clinton, what's yours?
Gimme 5 people you dream of waking up next to in the morning.
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5 people I dream of waking up next to in the morning
1. tess ;D (What a surprise!)
2. Scarlett Johansson
3. Angelina Jolie
4. George Clooney (What? He's so hot! :P )
5. All of the above at the same time. Yowza!
Gimme 5 people you have nightmares about waking up next to in the morning
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lol Haru @ circumcision scar
Ooo Like your five Oh Great One .......dibs on George *grins*
Gimme 5 people you have nightmares about waking up next to in the morning
1. Prince Charles
2. Simon Cowell
3. Carrot Top
4. Paris Hilton *ack*
5. My OBGYN.
Gimme 5 instant "turn off's
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5 instant turn-offs
1. A bulge in "her" pants
2. Crooked, missing and blackened teeth
3. Her mustache
4. Her husband or boyfriend walking in on us. ;D
5. She dresses worse than me.
Gimme 5 favorite sitcoms
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5 Fave Sitcoms
1. Friends
2. How i met your mother
3. Cheers
4. MASH
5. Will & Grace
Gimme 5 songs to get your feet moving...
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Gimme 5 songs to get your feet moving...
1. Closer - Nine Inch Nails
2. Majority of AC' DC
3. (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction ~ Stones
4. Carlos Di Sarli Instrumental Vol.1 (Solo Tango)
5. Take Me Out `Franz Ferdinand
Gimme me 5 slang terms for genitalia . :o
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ughh thank you tess
1. bearded clam
2. bollocks
3. nads
4. punanni
5. schlong
Gimme me 5 Renaissance Artists
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Always liked the word bollocks but more as a swear word ......
Ohh nice 5 Nitza
1. Sandro Botticelli,
2. Filippo Lippi
3. Lorenzo Monaco,
4. Leonardo da Vinci
5. Benvenuto Cellini
Gimme 5 books childhood books you loved
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5 Childhood Books
1. The Far Away Tree (thanks tess ;D)
2. Enchanted Forest
3. Elmer the elephant
4. Peter Rabit
5. The Hobbit (my father used to read it to me from a young age)
gimme 5 places that are ticklish
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Ohh I have read most on your list Raven. But not sure about the first one? Is it the far away tree ...then yes I have read all on your list. *still have all of them as well*
Gimme 5 places that are ticklish
1. Feet
2. Behind the knees
3. inner thighs..
4. Ribs
5. Base of Spine
Gimme 5 fun web pages
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Ohh ask and you shall receive of my interests!
Gimme 5 fun web pages
1. Retro Junk - http://www.retrojunk.com/
Go relive your childhood with info, videos and more of ANY old time cartoon, commercial, movie and so forth!
2. Motivational Posters - http://www.geneticanomaly.com/RPG-Motivational/index.html
One of many sites to find some hilarious WORDS OF WISDOM for your blogs or just to read.
3. Virtual NES - http://www.virtualnes.com/index.html
Running games from the Nintendo 8 bit days off of Java you can easily play these games of the past using your keyboard as the controller!
4. Colbert Nation - http://www.colbertnation.com/home
Only THE fansite for the Colbert Report run by fans for the fans.
5. Wrestlecrap - http://www.wrestlecrap.com/
I love my pro wrestling but yes I know it can be silly and make no sense. Fear not, it's hilarity is covered right at this site with inductions and more to Wrestlecrap!
Gimme 5 of your favorite food dishes of all time.
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*woot* thanks Haru ~ I have marked those for perusal ..... yummy Colbert!
ohh Retro junk looks cool!
Gimme 5 of your favorite food dishes of all time.
1. My Mum's soup ......
2. Sushi
3. Chocolate .......and yes I have been known to have it in a dish!
4. Pretty much anything Italian
5. Shabu-Shabu
Gimme 5 must have kitchen items
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Gimme 5 must have kitchen items
1. Blender
2. Cast Iron Skillet
3. Mandoline
4. Hand Mixer
5. Immersion Blender
Gimme 5 things you would take with you to a desert island
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Looks twice at Mandoline.......notes the e at the end .......was an interesting kitchen otherwise ;)
1. DTM
2. Solar charger
3. Ipod (including "toy" attachment tyvm)
4. One tonne of chocolate
5. DTM
Gimme 5 things improved with Chocolate
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Only 5? :D
Gimme 5 things improved with Chocolate
1. Strawberries
2. Pretzels
3. Nuts
4. Milk
5. Marshmallows
As someone ONCE AGAIN pulls the fire alarm in my apartment...
Gimme 5 Annoying things people do to grab attention...
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lol tess
Gimme 5 Annoying things people do to grab attention....
1. pulling fire alarms...for you Haru
2. anything that Paris, Brittany, or Lindsay does
3. continue to talk after they have made their point just to hear themselves talk
4. may i take a moment of your time....30 minutes later
5. tapping their fingers on a table
Gimme 5 bad habits
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Gimme 5 Bad Habits
1. Temper Tantrums
2. Fingernail biting
3. Overeating
4. Smoking
5. Drinking
Gimme 5 Halloween Movies
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5 Halloween movies
1. Halloween (Too easy?)
2. Nightmare on Elm Street (Is it wrong I always cheered for Freddy?)
3. Texas Chainsaw Massacre
4. Gremlins!
5. Tremors! ( Such a bad, bad funny cult movie!)
Gimme 5 dishes to make on Thanksgiving
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Hmm we finished ours this month.
Gimme 5 dishes to make on Thanksgiving.
1. Sweet Potato Pie
2. Apple Pie
3. Pumpkin Tarts
4. Mashed Potatoes
5. The Turkey!
Gimme 5 overused words you'll hear on Election Day.
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5 overused words you'll hear on election day.
1. Terrorists
2. My friends (Okay two words. Sue me! ;) )
3. Hope
4. Change
5. Too close to call
Gimme 5 ways tyrants are better then democracies
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lol I can imagine what your affiliation is then in politics.
Gimme 5 ways tyrants are better then democracies
1. Most are also VIKINGS and VIKINGS RULE!
2. They wear tons of bling in public (as opposed to hiding it from the public and using tax dollars to do so).
3. Their goals are simple: TO TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
4. Uhhh, tyrants is an easier word to spell than Democracy?
5. Why fight Republicans? Fighting ARMIES OF MONSTERS LIKE in the movie 300 is WAY COOLER!
Gimme 5 actors or actresses you wish became strippers instead.
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Uh oh! That list let you know my affiliation? Dang! I was trying to ridicule both sides!
Oh well.
5 actors or actresses you wish became strippers instead.
1. Kate Walsh
2. Scarlett Johansson
3. Selma Hayek
4. Angelina Jolie
5. George Clooney (Just for the ladies)... (and Haru! ;) )
Gimme 5 reasons to call in sick to work
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ROFL! Hey if Jon Stewart finds him sexy I can too. :P And I'm all over Scarlett stripping too, yeah!
Gimme 5 reasons to call in sick to work
1. There's an afternoon baseball playoff game on.
2. I need to complete the latest Final Fantasy/Legend of Zelda today!
3. I hear the Plague might be back.
4. Can't let the boss know I had screwed his wife the other night...
5. Scarlett Johansson pops up as a stripper in your bedroom...work, what work?!
Gimme 5 things people use to cook food.
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5 things people use to cook food.
1. Microwave
2. Toaster Oven (In which we discovered you can cause flat bread to burst into flames on the "broil" setting this weekend!)
3. Steamer (The best way!)
4. Wok (Okay maybe this is the best way?)
5. BBQ! (Definitely the best on third thought!)
Gimme 5 reasons fish are better pets then dogs
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Wok SO the best way! And lol about toaster oven lessons.
Gimme 5 reasons fish are better pets then dogs
1. You never got to walk them (and if you are, you need psychological help)
2. Their food costs less.
3. No need to take them out to pee and poop (though man STILL gross to clean their tanks...)
4. The leash can be saved for the significan other. ;)
5. You won't be woken up in the middle of the night by their howling (and if the fish DO howl...you likely got some weird sharks or something)
Gimme 5 tricks you can use to scope out the bodies of the opposite sex.
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Cracking up at leash for significant other! Nice.
5 tricks you can use to scope out the bodies of the opposite sex
1. Mirrors in the store
2. Store front windows
3. Zoom lens on the digital camera ;)
4. Your hands (For that up close and personal scoping)
5. The rearview mirror
Gimme 5 things to kill time while your significant other shops
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Gimme 5 things to kill time while your significant other shops
1. The Arcade, that's right old school gaming!
http://klov.com/ - Check out some of these beauties!
2. The Food Court, old hangouts, OK food if not in TOO expensive of a mall
3. Electronics Store
4. Sporting Good Store
5. Strip Club across from the shopping district. SERIOUS I was in Ottawa and Montreal recently and the strip clubs are LITERALLY planted smack dab in the middle of the downtown!
On that note:
Gimme 5 things you can do at a strip club!
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Ooooo!
Not that I would know the from personal experience or anything but here goes. ;D
1. Buy ridiculously expensive beers
2. Chat up the nice ladies who work there
3. Bring a lot of 1 and 5 dollar bills before arriving.
4. Drool
And of course.....
5. LAP DANCES!!!!!!!
Gimme 5 ways to get slapped at a strip club.
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Gimme 5 ways to get slapped at a strip club.
1. Be a poor tipper.
2. Ask if your stripper used to be a man.
3. Have no cash to PAY the stripper.
4. Tell your stripper is better than your girlfriend/wife just as she comes in on you.
5. Because you're a naughty one and WANTED to be slapped for being naughty. :D
Gimme 5 Christmas Movies.
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Used to be a man! Funny Haru!!! ;D
5 Christmas movies
1. The Grinch
2. Scrooged
3. The Nightmare Before Christmas
4. Here cumz Santa
5. And of course..... A Christmas Story! (You'll shoot your eye out!)
Gimme 5 places to meet single people
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OK #4...that a new porno I never heard of? :P
Gimme 5 places to meet single people
1. Bar
2. Dance Club
3. Conventions of ANY fandom (just make sure to check if of legal age...)
4. Library
5. Strip Club (Well I think they're single...)
Gimme 5 movies that sound interesting to see in 2009
Here's a link if you need some help on what's coming out: http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20081224/ENT_YE_movies_2009_090101/20090101?hub=Entertainment
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Well hell Haru I have no idea what's coming out this year!
*ponders*
1. Inkheart (I like Brendan Frasier in a weird he's fun to watch sort of way)
2. New in Town (Ditto for Renee)
3. Underworld - Rise of the Lycans
4. Donkey Punch
5. Coraline
Phew!
Gimme 5 foods you should NOT eat at the movies
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Well that's why I added the link to help! ^_^ OK most of this is based on the mistakes I made while watching Lord of the Rings in theatres alone...
Gimme 5 foods you should NOT eat at the movies
1. The EXTRA LARGE pop (no pee break!)
2. Nacho and Cheese (They now come in cheese packets, that BLOWS! I want the pumped stuff!)
3. Tacos (They rule but again, no washroom break can be bad...)
4. Skittles (Taste the Rainbow...off the sticky floor if they fall out of that crappy bag they come in...)
5. Pretzels (Taste great but NO WHERE to put them down and you get no box to help!)
Gimme 5 Video Games you've played.
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Hmmmm
5 Video games I have played (Including arcade and computer tyvm)
1. Warcraft
2. Pac Man
3. Sim City
4. Centipede
And my all time favorite....
5. Missile Command!
Gimme 5 sports you have played
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5 sports you have played
1. Basketball
2. Kickball
3. Tetherball
4. Dodgeball
5. Texas Hold 'Em Poker (It's on ESPN so it counts!)
Name 5 Ways to Eat Cheese
(What can I say? I'm eating lunch!)
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*laughs* @ ESPN! uh huh
5 ways to eat cheese
1. Pulled from the string and eaten in strips
2. In one bite with those little wheels of cheese
3. Nibbled at like a mouse a tiny bit at a time
4. Fed to me by willing women as I lounge on the couch
5. Melted and dripped on nipples and then slowly licked off before it cools.
Gimme 5 ways to help a house look better for selling!
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5 ways for home improvement to sell a house
1. fix leaky roof
2. clean carpets
3. paint in neutral colors
4. get rid of personal photos, knickknacks
5. landscape
Thank goodness for HGTV
Name 5 things to do INSTEAD of watching Idol.
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5 things to do instead of watching Idol (I'm presuming better things here btw)
1. Drill a hole in your head
2. Eat sand
3. Let fire ants roam over your naked body
4. Walk on a bed of hot coals
5. Have a deep meaningful talk with my spouse.
(can you tell I'm not a fan?)
Gimme 5 things you buy every time at the grocery store
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5 Things I Buy Every Time At The Grocery Store.
1. Milk
2. Apples
3. Chicken
4. Yogurt
5. Salsa
Name 5 Things You Really Want To Do Again...
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Name 5 Things You Really Want To Do Again
1. Travel to Europe again (studied abroad, lovely time)
2. Get to do improv comedy (which I will again this year!)
3. Travel to the US (Only been I think twice)
4. Go on a cruise ship (Done once on the St. Laurent)
5. Eat Sushi (man been too long since the last time...)
Gimme 5 things that can be used to spice up a sex night!
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5 Things That Can Be Used to Spice Up A Sex Night
I'm apologizing for the TMI in advance...
1. Fun games - making bets about a game on television (ie, whoever's team scores the next goal gets 10 minutes of oral in between periods) or seeing how close you can get to each other without touching... while masturbating.
2. Um, Porn! A twist that we add is I have to tell Mr. Delicious what I like about the scene while he controls the vibrating egg that is strategically placed on me. My orgasm is dependent on his liking of my answers.
3. A vibrating cock ring.... oh... my.... god.
4. Getting frisky in an unusual location.
5. Pudding and a couple of paint brushes.
Gimme 5 Things You Like To Do On Vacation
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*laughs* MD I am so tempted to talk about how sad it is you only get ten minutes of oral between periods but will try to resist.
5 Things I like to do on vacation
1. Have sex in semi public places. (Like I'll ever see those people again!)
2. Not have to wake up early to let the dogs out and feed them (ahhh bliss!)
3. Eat, eat and then eat some more
4. Try out my very bad language skills. ("You want a hamster in your omelette sir?" Oops!)
5. Nothing!!!!!
Gimme 5 ways to tell your partner you like what they're doing to you in bed.
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*pinches DTM* That's not the ONLY time I get oral - sheesh.
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Gimme 5 ways to tell your partner you like what they're doing to you in bed.
1. "OHHH YESSSSSSSSSS!" chants.
2. The huge drool puddle on the bedsheets.
3. The even bigger sperm puddle on you.
4. Medics have to be called in to find you totally drained of your sexual fluids.
5. The next county nearby heard his/her chants and moans.
Gimme 5 words you shouldn't say in public, but can't resist saying.
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Well gosh MD I wasn't even thinking of the periods during games. *blink, blink*
Gimme 5 words you shouldn't say in public, but can't resist saying (With examples!)
1. Pussy "That's a nice pussy you have there miss." (Said at the vet waiting room)
2. Dingleberry "I had too much fiber this morning and have dingleberry issues now"
3. George W. Bush (Just to see the reaction on people's faces)
4. Bitch "My bitch won't do what I tell her to any more" (Another good one for the vet's office)
5. Caulk "Do you have soft, pliable caulk?" (Good for embarrassing cashiers at Home Depot)
Gimme 5 ways to make a woman smile
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Five Ways to Make a Woman Smile
1. Buy her a rose or simple little gift for no reason, just because.
2. Flirt with her, even if you already have her. It makes her feel desirable.
3. Don't be afraid of a little PDA. That doesn't mean stick your tongue down her throat in front of family in friends, but touch her, hold her hand, put your hand on her back as you're walking somewhere. Anything. Just touch her. Even if it's not in public.
4. Stay awake after sex. 'Nuff said.
5. Flash her. *this one was provided by Sunny*
Five Ways to Make a Man Smile
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5 ways to make a man smile
1. Blowjob in the morning
2. Blowjob mid-morning
3. Blowjob at noon
4. Blowjob in the afternoon
5. Blowjob before sleep
;D (See. Just thinking about that made me smile!)
5 reasons DTM is such a goof sometimes
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5 reasons DTM is such a goof sometimes
1. He talks using his dick all the time.
2. He hangs out at the vet WAY too much to find dirty words.
3. He tries out bad language while on vacation.
4. He's always fooling around with pussy...like Katalyst! See a cat, pussy, oh forget it...
5. His Haiku POLICE, Nuff Said.
Gimme 5 things associated with the month of February.
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5 Things Associated With the Month of February
1. Cold.
2. Presidents.
3. Winter coming to a close.
4. Valentine's Day!
5. Hearts and flowers and love and stuff...
Yes... I am an admitted sucker for Valentine's day. Now I just need a damn Valentine!
Name 5 Valentines for me... ;D
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Hmmmm Well if you suck I'll be your Valentine's! *blink, blink*
5 Valentine's for you. (Umm not sure what this means but here goes!)
1. St. Valentine
2. Valentine's day massacre (Chicago I think?)
3. Lupercalia (The Greek origins)
4. Stacy Valentine (Former porn star)
5. And of course, February 14th
How's that? *looks all hopeful*
Gimme 5 things to do to your sex partner on Valentine's day
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5 things to do to your sex partner on Valentine's day
1. Mention sex in the morning
2. Send email regarding said promise of sex mid morning
3. Take a phone cam pic of privates and send at lunch
4. Send another email regarding said promise of sex mid afternoon
5. Don't fall asleep at bed time
Gimme 5 anti love things to do on Valentine's Day
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5 Anti-love things to do on V-day (Really curious which list you'll be picking from sis! *grins*)
1. Talk about the current state of the US economy
2. Talk about your pet cats
3. Discuss your mother while your partner is trying to put the moves on you
4. Talk about your current ongoing womanly issues of the moment.
5. Ask "Is in in yet?"
Gimme 5 flowers to send a partner with meanings!
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Hey there is NOTHING wrong about talking about my house pussies!
:D
Gimme 5 flowers to send a partner with meanings!
1. Tulip - Hope Springs eternal
2. Daisy - Country loving!
3. Forget-Me-Nots - Everlasting memories
4. Violet - Sensual times
5. Rose - Heart-throbber
I had no clue so hope those made up meanings work!
Gimme 5 romantic movies.
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Dang Haru. If you hadn't of fessed up I would have believed them all!
5 Romantic movies
1. Say Anything
2. Pretty Woman
3. Dirty Dancing
4. The American President
5. Sperminator
What?!?!?
Gimme 5 things NOT to say to your partner on Valentine's day
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Gimme 5 things NOT to say to your partner on Valentine's day
1. I am not a crook.
2. It's PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
3. Is it over yet?
4. I've had better.
5. Is that a genital wart I see?!
Gimme 5 TV Shows you recommend watching.
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Gimme 5 TV Shows you recommend watching.
1. Mad Men
2. Lost
3. The Amazing Race
4. Iconoclasts
5. Any Red Wings hockey game
Gimme 5 movies that I should put into my Netflix queue pronto!
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5 movies that I should put into my Netflix queue pronto!
1. Priceless (French with subtitles but funny I thought)
2. Shawshank redemption
3. The green mile
4. Groundhogs day
And of course...
5. Sperminator!
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Um.... make up our own topic?
And I've seen most of those. But I will check out the fancy schmancy frenchy film!
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Oh damnit! I did it again!
Next topic....
Gimme 5 ways to tell DTM is not paying attention
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Gimme 5 ways to tell DTM is not paying attention
1. DTM completed only half a game.
2. DTM is talking about only the Sperminator.
3. DTM's eyes are stuck on the gals here (can't blame him there).
4. DTM reply is too random even for him.
5. DTM admits he's not paying attention!
Gimme 5 of your favorite holidays.
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*laughs* Nice list Haru!
5 of my favorite holidays
1. Christmas! (Me loves the stocking chocolates!)
2. My birthday. (Well it should be a holiday damnit!)
3. Thanksgiving (Sausage stuffing)
4. New Year's Eve
5. 4th of July
Gimme 5 ways to tell your sex partner is losing interest
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5 Ways to Tell Your Sex Partner Is Losing Interest
1. She only wants to have sex when she's drunk.
2. She cites statistics about diabetes when you pull out the chocolate syrup for some edible body painting fun.
3. She spends more time with her rabbit than with you.
4. You start getting frisky, she insists on watching the big curling grudge match - Antikokan vs. Kincardine.
5. She starts having sex with someone else.
Gimme 5 perfect locations for a first kiss.
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5 perfect locations for a first kiss
1. In a park in a light rain
2. On the ferry crossing the water at night
3. Anywhere in Greece
4. On the beach at night with a bonfire going
5. Anywhere DTM is!
Gimme 5 pieces of furniture to use during sex (Not FOR sex!)
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5 pieces of furniture to use during sex (not FOR sex!)
1. Couch
2. Kitchen table
3. Rocking chair (I'm hoping to buy an armless rocking chair - how fun!)
4. Hammock chair (closest thing we have to a sex swing)
5. Good old fashioned bed!
Gimme 5 sex toys/play items you want to purchase.
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Gimme 5 sex toys/play items you want to purchase
1. Dildo (Remember I'm bi, and am curious to try)
2. Strap-On (To give to a gal to try on me...again curious...)
3. Cock Pump (But I will deny it's mine like Austin Powers does, heh)
4. Edible Underwear (I keep wondering if they really ARE edible!)
5. Sexy Cosplay Outfit (If I was choosing for a gal, a nurse or school gal outfit, if it's for me, oddly a fireman's outfit)
Gimme 5 Famous People you wish were giving you Oral Sex right now under your desk.
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Gimme 5 Famous People you wish were giving you Oral Sex right now under your desk.
1. Hillary (Because she probably is out of practice)
2. Kaley Cuoco
3. Angelina Jolie (Oh those lips!)
4. Kate Walsh
5. Laura Bush (Just curious if she knows how)
Gimme 5 of your favorite snack foods
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Aww love for the First Ladies.
Gimme 5 of your favorite snack foods
1. Ritz Crackers with peanut butter
2. Lay's Potato Chips (BBQ please!)
3. Nutri Grain Bars (when on the road)
4. Crispers
5. Crunch and Munch Popcorn
Gimme 5 of your favorite drinks
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5 of my favorite drinks
1. OJ with Soda water on ice
2. Pomegranite juice with soda water on ice
3. Non-fat milk (Preferrably with chocolate cake)
4. Margaritas
and of course
5. MOCHAS!!!! (From drive thru coffee girls!)
Gimme 5 things to do at a strip club to get thrown out
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I think I did this one before too! :P
Gimme 5 things to do at a strip club to get thrown out
1. Show off your farting skills.
2. Take the stage thinking it's karaoke night when it's amateur night.
3. Stripping yourself...in the washroom for the stall crowd.
4. Being an NFL player there after 3AM.
5. Bringing your painting equipment and asking management where they want you to strip the walls.
Gimme 5 things to not say to your head of state.
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Oops! Damn my old failing memory!
Gimme 5 things to not say to your head of state.
1. Care to wife swap Mr. Obama?
2. Some bacon Mr. Ahmadinejad?
3. Some bacon Mr. Olmert? (Funny how similar those two religions are ain't it?)
4. We begin the coup at midnight!
5. Recount!
Gimme 5 ways to make your parents laugh
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Gimme 5 ways to make your parents laugh
1. Make a joke about (insert their generation).
2. Say you got a date.
3. Ask them for a loan.
4. Tell them you saw the neighbours doing something bad.
5. Make fun of THEIR parents.
Gimme 5 signs of Spring is coming (hopefully soon!)
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Gimme 5 signs of Spring is coming (hopefully soon!)
1. The daffodils are poking up
2. The only snow visible is up in the mountains
3. It is not dropping below freezing every damn night any more!
4. Clothing on females is becoming flimsier *drools*
5. Friends are actually coming to visit me in Seattle!
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*cough* Did someone not get their topless coffee this morning? *cough*
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Apparently not!
Damn!
Gimme 5 signs DTM is losing it
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And I got this again?!
Gimme 5 signs DTM is losing it
1. He keeps giving the same answers.
2. He keeps giving the same next topic to do.
3. He came to this forum pantless.
4. He keeps referring to the Sperminator.
5. He keeps slamming into the people he's oogling to lose focus!
Gimme 5 famous people who should NEVER wear a thong.
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*laughs* It was a little different last time! *coughs* anime boy *coughs*
Gimme 5 famous people who should NEVER wear a thong.
1. Marlon Brando
2. Dr. Phil
3. Roseanne
4. Mickey Rourke
5. Hillary Clinton *shudders*
Gimme 5 ways to save money in this economy
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Gimme 5 ways to save money in this economy
1. Don't buy pictures to sell of Hillary Clinton in a thong.
2. Coupons, coupons, coupons!
3. Two words: Dollar Store.
4. Walk or take the bus to work.
5. Become a stripper, it apparently is the one job that will survive!
Gimme 5 things one would find in your bedroom.
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5 things one would find in my bedroom
1. A king size bed
2. t.v.
3. DVD player for certain movies... if you know what I mean?
4. KY
5. The Liberator brand Ramp and Wedge!
(http://r4nt.com/images/v3/v32/review/pshots.jpg)
Gimme 5 pieces of furniture good for having sex on
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What the #5?! So are you like the spokesperson for this Ramp?! Looks like something I need for my own back.
Gimme 5 pieces of furniture good for having sex on
1. The Couch
2. The Futon
3. The Coffee Table
4. The Recliner
5. Oh and The Bed!
Gimme 5 Sports Terms/Phrases that sound more like Sex Terms.
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Gimme 5 Sports Terms/Phrases that sound more like Sex Terms
1. He got great penetration
2. Get in the hole!
3. Screwball in the dirt
4. Splitting the uprights
5. He went for the five hole
Gimme 5 sexual positions/toys/scenarios that you want to try...
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HAHAHAHAAHAHA OMG I can SO picture that line between Tiger Woods and his Swedish wife about GET IN THE HOLE!
Gimme sexual positions/toys/scenarios that you want to try
1. Woman doing my butt with a strap-on (I just got a thing for a lady dominating me...)
2. Bukkake orgy (where one person gets facials from many men- here is a link to demonstrate: http://www.youporn.com/watch/8604/bukkake-cum-facial-slut-in-field/ )
3. Tied up in bed for my partner to use me.
4. Anything involving whipped cream...if you know what I mean?
5. Cosplay sex where you dress up as favorite characters like so:
http://www.youporn.com/watch/294320/cosplay-sailor-moon/
http://www.youporn.com/watch/49883/lara-croft-hentai-cosplay-blowjob/
http://www.youporn.com/watch/199531/cosplay-mai-king-of-fighters-blowjob/
Gimme 5 Food Items you'd love to eat off your partner.
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I LOVE it when porn is the answer. ;)
Gimme 5 Food Items you'd love to eat off your partner.
1. Hershey's chocolate syrup
2. Real whipped cream
3. Strawberries
4. Edible body paint
5. Wine
Okay, some may not be foods, but they are things I like to taste on his skin.
Gimme 5 Places You'd Rather Be Right Now.
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5 places I'd rather be right now
1. September, 1985
2. June, 2007
3. Ketchum, Idaho
4. July, 1996
5. Melbourne
Gimme 5 ways to combine exercise and sex!
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Gimme 5 ways to combine exercise and sex!
1. Erotic Aerobics
2. Naked Jogging
3. Synchronized Skinny Dipping
4. Oil Wrestling (Like so - http://www.youporn.com/watch/23224/oil-wrestling-match/ )
5. Sexual Wrestling (Again like so and this is apparently a league with tons of videos online there - http://www.youporn.com/watch/285085/wrestling-sex-winner-fucks-loser/ )
Gimme 5 food dishes you want to eat right now if you could.
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Gimme 5 food dishes you want to eat right now if you could.
1. Beef lo mein
2. Green chile and chicken enchilada casserole
3. A good, authentic paella
4. Perfectly cooked medium rare filet mignon
5. Michigan Harvest Salad from Sidetracks in Ypsilanti - Fresh Pears, Apples, Dried Cherries, Gorgonzola Cheese & Walnuts served on a bed of fresh Spinach and topped with a Grilled Chicken Breast with a side of ranch dressing.
Gimme 5 food dishes you've tried and never want to eat again.
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Gimme 5 food dishes you've tried and never want to eat again.
Hmmm. Could be a toughie..... I'm generally like a human garbage can
1. Anything with habanero chiles. Ouch!
2. Chicken feet. (Big thing in China. Like popcorn here apparently.)
3. Sea urchin roe sushi
4. Oooo! Nutloaf. Ugh!!! (Damn vegetarian boss in Idaho)
5. Walnut bread
Gimme 5 ways to get from point A to point B
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OK Chicken feet isn't like popcorn per say (trying to picture a bag of chicken legs at a movie theatre) but it's a popular dish for Dim Sum, where you get small sampler dishes for very affordable prices ($1-$3 usually per dish).
Gimme 5 ways to get from point A to point B
1. Draw a line
2. Summersault there
3. By plane
4. By train
5. By automobile if you can afford gas these days.
Gimme 5 clichés/phrases that you hear WAY too often on TV.
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*chuckles* It's actually the feet! My friends made me try it at dim sum and said they ate it at movies in China like we eat popcorn here. A whole bag full of them. I did not like them!
Gimme 5 clichés/phrases that you hear WAY too often on TV.
1. Whatever
2. Back in the day
3. 24/7/365
4. Stimulus package
5. Economic downturn
Gimme 5 funny college mascot names
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FIVE FUNNY COLLEGE MASCOT NAMES
1. Dirtbags... Men's basketball team in California.
2. Armadillos... Our Lady of the Lake University in San Antonio, Texas.
3. Banana Slugs... University of California-Santa Cruz .
4. Beavers... no explanation necessary.
5. Gamecocks... on in Alabama and one in South Carolina.
BONUS
Nads... Rhode Island School of Design in Providence, Rhode Island
Lemme have five of your favorite NON HEALTHY snack foods!
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Five of your favorite non healthy snack foods
1. Ben & Jerry's New York Super Fudge Chunk
2. Ruffles potato chips with onion chip dip
3. Chocolate chip cookies
4. Doritos
5. Those flour tortilla roll ups with cream cheese, ham and green onion. Mmmm!
Gimme 5 things you want to do this weekend.
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Gimme 5 things you want to do this weekend
1. (And am still doing as I play here) Watch the last batch of Naruto Shippuuden episodes I need to catchup to Japan as they got released the final batch this week at http://www.crunchyroll.com/library/Naruto_Shippuden
2. Doing my NCAA March Madness Brackets via the thread on this forum (You can still join, just read the sticky thread about it!)
3. Watched the new season episodes of Transformers: Animated (It was AWESOME!)
4. Vacuum the house (I hope to get to it tomorrow).
5. Post here like I am now!
Gimme 5 things you hope are not lurking in your closet right now!
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Gimme 5 things you hope are not lurking in your closet right now!
1. Scary clowns with dildo fingers
2. Scary leprechauns
3. Scary spiders
4. Scary serial killers
5. Scary gold lame' clothing
Gimme 5 songs I should listen to today.
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5 songs you should listen to today
1. Jai Ho (From Slumdog Millionaire)
2. Daybreaker by Kenny Hayes (Think good sex beat!)
3. Devil's Thunder - Rachael Cantu
4. A Thousand Beautiful Things - Annie Lennox
5. Sober - Tool
Gimme 5 movies to watch on a rainy day
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Drat wish I got the song one since I'm listening to Weird Al, heh.
Gimme 5 movies to watch on a rainy day
1. Princess Bride (Awesome movie, Andre the Giant, Robin Penn, Cary Elwes and MORE!)
2. Spaceballs (I see your Schwartz is as big as mine! - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezyoKr0v-HQ)
3. Spider-Man (The first is the best and dig that kiss in the rain!)
4. Rain Man (Sorry too easy a joke.)
5. The Notebook (Not my type of movie but chicks dig the romances.)
Gimme 5 signs you're a Hillbilly!
See I still got in my Weird Al! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4SDhrTPOiI
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5 signs you're a hillbilly
1. There is a vehicle on blocks in your front yard
2. Your house is "relocatable"
3. Your sister is your aunt also
4. A city with 500 people is "Huge!"
5. A rotary dial phone is "high tech"
Gimme 5 green foods to eat on St Patty's Day
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FIVE GREEN ST. PAT'S FOODS
1. Lime Jello Shots
2. Cookies
3. Lime Sherbet (Yum!)
4. Green Eggs and Ham
5. REALLY Old Pizza!
FIVE FAVORITE CHICK FLICKS
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FOOK how did I get this one?! *grumbles* >:( FINE
FIVE FAVORITE CHICK FLICKS
1. Ghost
2. Love Actually
3. Princess Bride
4. Sister Act
5. Romeo and Juliet
Gimme 5 of your favorite Guy Flicks!
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*laughs* It's only fair that I get this one...
FAVORITE GUY FLICKS
1) Iron Man
2) The Dark Knight
3) The Lord of the Rings
4) Casino Royale
5) The Matrix
That was kinda fun!
FIVE BEST CONDIMENTS (weird, I know... but the ketchup package inspired me)
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Hey works for me!
FIVE BEST CONDIMENTS
1. Ketchup
2. Mayo
3. Corn Flavour Mustard (the only type I'll eat)
4. BBQ Sauce
5. Tsaziki Sauce (I likely mispelled it but the stuff you put on Greek gyros!)
Gimme 5 Things you can do at a house party.
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5 Things You Can Do At A House Party
1. Keg Stands
2. Sneak off to a bedroom for a quickie while the party goes on around you
3. Beer pong
4. Bump and grind on the dancefloor/living room floor with total strangers
5. Throw up
Gimme 5 Things You Do When You Have A Hangover
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Gimme 5 Things You Do When You Have A Hangover
1. Wander around the France streets.
2. Somehow get into bed.
3. Drink water.
4. Puke.
5. Somehow walk to school.
Not this happened to me in this order...*ahem*
Gimme 5 places you want to travel to that you haven't been to yet.
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Gimme 5 Places You Want to Travel That You Haven't Been To Yet.
This one is easy peasy for me - I haven't travelled much outside of the U.S.
1. Spain
2. Brazil
3. New Zealand
4. Japan
5. Seychelle Islands
Gimme 5 Other Places I Should Visit
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5 Other Places MD Should Visit
1. Seattle
2. Greece (If you know what I mean? ;) )
3. Qatar (Just for the Gold souk) That's s-o-u-k MD. Not s-u-c-k!
4. A Strip Club in Vegas on amateur night when we're there!
5. Jamaica
Gimme 5 ways to make a woman moan
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Gimme 5 ways to make a woman moan
1. Tempt her...with a new credit card with unlimited credit!
2. Tease her...with her favorite box of chocolate!
3. Give her...a ticket to see her favorite soap opera live!
4. Please her...by buying her a day at the spa.
5. Enter her...into a huge shopping spree contest that she wins!
Hey you didn't think I'd go sexual there, did you? ;)
Gimme 5 ways to make a man drool
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Nice Haru!
5 ways to make a man drool
5. Porn
4. BBQ'd anything
3. More Porn
2. www.pornrabbit.com
And number 1....... BACON!!!!!!
Gimme 5 things to do on a Monday to kill time at work
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Again must concur with DTM, Pornrabbit works for me!
Gimme 5 things to do on a Monday to kill time at work
1. Beat up the male intern.
2. Do the female intern.
3. Play video games on the computer in secret.
4. Photocopy your butt (a classic).
5. Watch the movie Office Space on your computer (HIGHLY recommended, so funny and relevant of sorts!).
Gimme 5 things you look forward to doing this weekend
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5 things I look forward to doing this weekend
1. Going to Amarillo for the first time.
2. Seeing snow on the ground.
3. Learning Photoshop.
4. Getting my drink on.
5. Coming home and sleeping like the dead.
Tell me 5 things you could never tell your mother.
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Five things you could never tell your mother
1. I watch porn and like it
2. I've had sex with her best friend's son
3. I'm bi
4. I'm into BDSM
5. I hate her chicken and dumplings
5 reasons to have sex in the morning
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Five reasons to have sex in the morning.
1. It is Saturday!
2. It is Sunday!
3. I need an orgasm before I can think about facing the day.
4. You can get in some cardio without ever leaving your bed.
5. I love it when he wakes up horny.
Give me 5 reasons to have sex before bedtime.
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5 reasons to have sex before bedtime
1. The kids (if you have any) are away.
2. I need to relax.
3. This is the only time I have available.
4. Having more time to explore kinks.
5. I'm horny.
Give me 5 things you look for when looking for a new partner/pet.
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Give me 5 things you look for when looking for a new partner/pet
1. They're loyal.
2. They're exploratory and creative.
3. They are cute and hot.
4. They got a bit of a shy side (that really is a turn on).
5. They want to play all night long!
Gimme 5 Baseball Stadium/Sports Arena Food Items you're guilty of having eaten before.
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Gimme 5 Baseball Stadium/Sports Arena Food Items you're guilty of having eaten before.
1. Hot dogs!
2. Nachos
3. Pizza
4. Cotton Candy
5. Pretzels
Gimme 5 of the Best Things About Baseball!
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Gimme 5 of the Best Things About Baseball!
1. Toronto's 2 back to back World Series (some of my best memories ever sports wise)
2. Playing it with friends (I play any position except catcher or pitcher)
3. Baseball on the radio is perfect.
4. Roy Halladay of the Blue Jays, simply an awesome throwback pitcher who can complete games easily.
5. Hitting a baseball, nothing like it, and I still practice in batting cages.
Gimme 5 Things Associated with Easter.
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5 Things Associated with Easter
1. Easter Rabbit
2. Candy--especially chocolate
3. Colouring eggs
4. Egg hunt
5. Family dinner
5 Things you like best about your birthday.
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5 Things you like best about your birthday
1. Surprise parties
2. Dinner out
3. Gifts!
4. Preferencial Treatment
5. CAKEY!
Gimme 5 animals that would make very odd pets
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5 Animals That Would Make Very Odd Pets
1. Raccoon
2. Owl
3. Zebra
4. Weasel
5. Squirrel
Give me 5 places you would rather be right now.
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Hey squirrel is a very common pet on Toronto campuses, just leave a window open and you get one!
Give me 5 places you would rather be right now
1. Paris, France
2. Tokyo, Japan
3. The Playboy Mansion
4. On the set of a porn movie
5. Some really cool space station orbiting the Earth
Gimme 5 things associated with pro wrestling
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5 Things Associated with Pro Wrestling
1. Female wrestlers
2. baby faced
3. Heel
4. Blade
5. Juicing yourself up--steroid use
5 Things Associated with Batman
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5 Things Associated with Batman
1. Catwoman
2. The Batcave
3. Alfred
4. Wayne Manor
5. Kevin Conroy, the BEST voice actor to have done him!
Gimme 5 of your favorite restaurants
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5 Of Your Favourite Restaurants
1. Olive Garden
2. Happy Cow Cafe
3. Long Horn
4. O'Charlie's
5. Taco Bell
Give me 5 of your places to go.
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Hmm not sure go where so I'm assuming places I frequently go to hang out at.
Give me 5 of your places to go
1. The Library (sue me I'm a nerd)
2. The Mall
3. The Arcade
4. Tim Horton's Donuts (EVERYWHERE in Canada, you can't miss one)
5. Strip Club...oops maybe said too much on that last one...moving on...
Gimme 5 phrases you'll never hear in a porno movie
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5 phrases you'll never hear in a porno movie
1. Not so hard!
2. Are those tits fake?
3. Wrong hole!!!
4. You want to stick your dick where?
5. We don't need to get the cum shot.
Gimme 5 possible bloopers in porn films
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5 possible bloopers in a porno film
1. coming too soon
2. passing gas
3. saying wrong person's name
4. laughing
5. man accidentally slipping out
5 reasons why you would choose a new bed partner
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5 reasons why you would choose a new bed partner
1. She thinks deep throating is a bad thing
2. She thinks anal sex is only for gay guys
3. She thinks your cum tastes "icky"
4. "She" is really a he. Yowza!
5. She wants to be in charge (See ya!)
Gimme 5 ways to let someone know you are hot for them
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5 ways to let someone know you are hot for them
1. Flirt with them
2. Talk to their friends to see if he/she likes you too
3. Actually tell them
4. Grab their ass
5. Kiss them
5 reasons to have anal sex
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5 reasons to have anal sex
1. It feels good... as the giver anyways.
2. She begged for it
3. Experimentation
4. Aunt Flo is visting
5. She's constipated (Doh!)
Gimme 5 ways to please your guy
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5 ways to please your guy
1. Make him dinner
2. Give him a blowjob without expecting anything in return.
3. Take a night just pleasing him
4. Give him a night away from you so he can chill with his friends and not bitch that he's been gone so long.
5. For one night, let him have his way with you.
5 ways to please your woman
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5 ways to please your woman
1. Give her flowers
2. Do th dishes
3. Tell her you love her without any reason
4. Kiss her chihuahua
5. Diamonds!
Gimme 5 reasons to break up with your partner
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5 reasons to break up with your partner
1. you always fight
2. neither you nor they are faithful
3. you don't want the same things in life
4. they are too dramatic
5. they frequently annoy you
5 reasons why your would meet someone you've been talking to online.
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5 reasons why your would meet someone you've been talking to online.
1. New sexual experiences
2. To control them
3. To do things your spouse won't do
4. Sex with strangers is hot
5. Because I'm a bad man!
Gimme 5 sexual things you want to try
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5 sexual things you want to try
1. Anal
2. DP
3. Something I could, but won't say here.
4. Being completely at someone's mercy
5. Being bound (but I suppose that goes with number 4)
5 things you'll never eat
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5 things you'll never eat
1. Vegetables (as best as I can resist)
2. Bugs
3. Rocks (I've tried by accident, not advised)
4. Human (Told it taste like Soylent Green)
5. Haggis
Gimme 5 Musical Plays from the theatre
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5 Musical Plays from the Theatre
1. Fame
2. Heartbreak House
3. Ressurection Blues
4. Lestat
5. Rent
5 movies you wouldn't watch even if you were paid to do so
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5 Movies You Wouldn't Watch Even if You Were Paid to Do So...
1. Bride Wars
2. Maid In Manhattan
3. The Sisterhood of The Traveling Pants
4. Crossroads
5. Autumn In New York
Gimme 5 Things You'd Like To Do This Weekend
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5 things I'd like to do this weekend
1. fuck
2. have a party
3. travel
4. finish my story
5. go on a date
5 careers you'd rather be in right now
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5 careers you'd rather be in right now
1. Live Acting
2. Wrestling (maybe as a booker or manager)
3. Porn Star
4. Stripper
5. Cartoon Voice Acting
Gimme 5 drinks you crave right now
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5 drinks you crave right now
1. chocolate milk
2. a coke/ski
3. screwdriver (vodka/orange juice)
4. milkshake - strawberry
5. cranberry whine
5 reasons why being a pornstar is the perfect career choice
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5 reasons why being a pornstar is the perfect career choice
1. Never at a loss for selection of partners.
2. You get to have lots of sex and retakes!
3. Never have to pay for your outfits.
4. Everyone gets to watch you do it!
5. The pay I hear is excellent for HAVING SEX!
Gimme 5 of the worst jobs someone can have
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5 of the worst jobs you could have
1. city dump
2. sewer
3. fisherman
4. coast guard - not necessarily a bad job persay, just a really dangerous one
5. storm chaser - actually, this seems really cool, but again, would be a really horrible way to die.
5 reasons why sex in a pool seems like a good idea
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5 reasons why sex in a pool seems like a good idea
1. You got to pay the pool boy somehow.
2. Sometimes it's the lifeguard who needs mouth to mouth.
3. Nothing like giving a public show!
4. At least if things get too hot you're already in the water to cool off.
5. You're already nearly nude so starting won't take too long!
Gimme 5 signs that Spring has arrived
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Gimme 5 Signs that Spring has arrived
1. Daffodils!
2. Buds on the trees
3. Robins
4. The smell of the earth warming (or is that the smell of earthworms)
5. Bare legs start peeking out from underneath skirts.
Gimme 5 of Your Favorite Things To Do At the Park
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Gimme 5 of Your Favorite Things To Do At the Park
1. Walk
2. Read
3. Play baseball
4. Play football
5. Picnic!
Gimme 5 things to do at an amusement park
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Gimme 5 Things to do at an amusement park.
1. Ride roller coasters!
2. Play the midway games
3. People watch
4. Go on the water rides to cool off
5. Make out on the ferris wheel
Gimme 5 Things To Do On A Snowy April Afternoon
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Gimme 5 Things To Do On A Snowy April Afternoon
1. Make snow angels in a garden that should be in bloom.
2. Throw Snowballs at the swings that should be in use.
3. Feed the birds who must be wondering why it's still so damn cold.
4. Shovel the damn snow off your patio!
5. Stay inside and watch TV of Spring previews and Spring clothing shows!
Gimme 5 things you'll do for Easter.
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5 things you'll do for easter
1. Church service
2. Colouring eggs
3. Go to dinner
4. Hang out with family
5. Easter egg hunt with my little nieces and nephew.
5 things that can make you laugh.
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5 things that can make you laugh
1. Mel Brooks movies
2. Doing comedy improv with my fellow actors.
3. Watching my cat Sean run about randomly
4. Usually the Colbert Report and Daily Show
5. Watching most animes
Gimme 5 things you'd do right away if you won the lottery
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5 things you'd do right away if you won the lottery
1. Pay myself out of debt
2. Pay my parents out of debt.
3. Buy a house and new car.
4. Set up a trust for my goddaughter.
5. Travel.
5 things offers you would never turn down
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5 things offers you would never turn down
1. Sex
2. Sex with many people
3. Cake
4. Sex blindfolded and tied down
5. Cake WITH Sex
;D
Gimme 5 Normal House Chores you'd be fine doing nude
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5 Normal House Chores you'd be fine doing nude.
1. Clean the bathroom (Usually do it before getting in the shower, so not a stretch)
2. Washing windows (small exhibitionist streak - tiny)
3. Sweeping
4. Laundry
5. Changing the bedding
Gimme 5 Normal House Chores you do not want to do nude.
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Gimme 5 Normal House Chores you do not want to do nude.
1. Resanding the floors
2. Rewiring outlets
3. Cloroxing anything. Ouch!
4. Baking
5. Slicing food for dinner
Gimme 5 non sexy topics to ruin phone sex
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5 non sexy topics to ruin phone sex
1. Children
2. Periods
3. Daily Chores
4. Illness
5. Problems
5 turn ons
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Only 5 for this? Alright, it's the rules. :D
5 turn ons
1. Eyeglasses - sign of innocence but with hidden sexuality...and great for cumming on.
2. Cosplay - well you all know that by now! Dressing up as a character I know from anime adds to the character roleplaying!
3. Legs - I know breasts are cool too but I adore a nice set of legs.
4. Cuteness - Yes an odd one but I adore when a cute gal suddenly teases being naughty!
5. Stripper poles - If you know how to use one you've won me over to watch you dance.
Gimme 5 things you wish your significant other would wear for you at least once in bed for you
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5 things you wish your significant other would wear for you at least once in bed
1. Cock ring
2. Leather thong
3. Spiked collar
4. Nothing but a tie
5. Glasses
5 things you can never get enough of
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5 things you can never get enough of
5. Internet time (Sad but true :( )
4. Sunshine
3. Skype time
2. Teriyaki tri-tip
And of course....
1. BACON!!!!!
Gimme 5 foods to BBQ this summer
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5 foods to BBQ this summer
1. Steak
2. Hamburgers
3. Hot dogs
4. Bratwurst
5. Veggies
5 reasons why BBQ-ing is better than regular cooking.
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5 reasons why BBQ-ing is better than regular cooking
1. You can't really screw up making a fire while you can REALLY screw up turning on the stove sometimes!
2. Men seem to be hotwired in the head to use the BBQ easily.
3. The smell wafts all around.
4. When done, use the BBQ pit to clean up easily!
5. You can see your food cook in the open.
Gimme 5 things that you're scared of
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5 things that you're scared of
1. Mirrors (only at night though)
2. Escalators
3. Snakes (Even though I am scared of them, they are pretty cool).
4. Clowns
5. Huge, poisonous spiders
5 things you wouldn't want to encounter in the dark
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5 things you wouldn't want to encounter in the dark
1. Gay Clowns
2. Nancy Pelosi
3. All the bugs crawling around
4. A Rancid Moose
5. Pauly Shore
Gimme 5 famous people you'd want to wake up next to in bed
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lmao @ gay clowns - you crack me up, Haru!
5 Famous People You'd Want to Wake Up Next to in Bed
1. George Clooney
2. Clive Owen
3. Vince Vaughn
4. Ryan Reynolds
5. Steve Yzerman
Gimme 5 Euphamisms For Anal Sex
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Gimme 5 Euphamisms For Anal Sex
1. Backdoor love
2. Bum rush
3. SURPRISE BUTT SEX!
4. Riding Humpback
5. Rump Roasting
Gimme 5 hair styles you'd NEVER be caught dead having
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5 hair styles you'd NEVER be caught dead having
1. Kentucky Waterfall
2. Camaro Cut
3. The Shlong
4. Tennessee Tophat
5. The Mudflap
Gimme 5 Easter candies that you love.
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Gimme 5 Easter candies that you love
1. Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs
2. Cadbury Eggs
3. Milk Chocolate Bunnies
4. White Chocolate Bunnies
5. Jelly Bellies
Gimme 5 Reasons to Watch the NHL (National Hockey League) Playoffs
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5 Reasons to Watch NHL Playoffs
1) Bloodplay
2) That tooth skittering across the ice
3) Towel-clad locker room interviews
4) Faceprints on the glass that look like the Shroud of Turin
5) Seeing just how many boys can pile up like they are having wall sex at once
5 Reasons to Buy New Shoes
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I don't ever recall a dogpile like sex around my net...I do recall the occasional wood up my butt...oh well...
5 Reasons to Buy New Shoes
1. You're a woman.
2. Your last pair disintegrated on you.
3. You can feel the rain water in your socks and it's been days since it rained.
4. The government claims your current pair is a health hazard.
5. You won the lottery, got to start somewhere!
Gimme 5 Things you Wish to win on the Price is Right game show
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5 things you wish to win on the Price is Right show
1. A new car
2. Computer
3. Vacation
4. Furniture
5. Washer and Dryer
5 crappy prizes
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5 crappy prizes
1. A new car...cup holder
2. E. Coli!
3. Pancake on a Sausage
4. Year old semen
5. The Star Wars Chrismas Special
Gimme 5 turn offs in bed
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5 turn offs in bed.
1. Anything to do with feet - I don't care even if it is a foot massage, no. Eww.
2. Excess hair.
3. Scat - 'nuff said.
4. Someone who doesn't know what they're doing.
5. Someone who expects oral sex, but won't return the favour.
5 ways to ruin a romantic moment
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5 ways to ruin a romantic moment
1. *FART* Oops. :P
2. Falling OUT of bed while mating.
3. OH SHOOT...time out, cramp, CRAMP!
4. When someone asks, "What's that used for?"
5. When you booked Billy Joel to play piano for your romantic dinner but instead you get Bill Cosby. ;D
Gimme 5 shows you used to watch as a kid
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5 shows you used to watch as a kid
1. Tiny Toon Adventures
2. Animaniacs
3. Darkwing Duck
4. Fraggle Rock
5. Loony Toons
5 toys you adored as a kid.
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Yay for Darkwing! I am the terror that flaps in the night!
5 toys you adored as a kid
1. TEDDY! *showing still in my bed*
2. He-man action figures! Fav was Man-E-Faces and Damage taking He-Man
3. Transformers! I had Thrust, Galvatron and others.
4. Donkey Kong Arcade mini machine
5. Game and Watch! Loved the older video games.
Gimme 5 reasons to start a fight
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5 reasons to start a fight
1. Defending a friend/parent/child/significant other
2. You're annoyed with someone.
3. You're bored.
4. You're drunk.
5. You're being paid to do it.
5 reasons you want to be alone sometimes.
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5 reasons you want to be alone sometimes
1. Reflection time
2. Brainstorming
3. Sad moment
4. Reading a good book
5. Ahem, *coughmasturbationcough*
Gimme 5 people you wish were stripping for you right now
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5 people you wish were stripping for you right now
*fans self*
in no particular order
1. George Clooney
2. Orlando Bloom
3. Ralph Fiennes
4. Mark Harmon
5. Vin Diesel
Gimme 5 reasons to travel
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5 reasons to travel
1. You want to.
2. To hunt.
3. To meet new people.
4. To visit friend/family.
5. For work.
5 reasons to own a cat(s)
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Yay I got this one! =^_^=
5 reasons to own a cat(s)
1. They're ADORABLE!
2. They don't need to go out for walks.
3. They love to be petted.
4. They follow you around the house.
5. Cats are the most fun pet around!
Gimme 5 things you wouldn't wish on even your worst enemy.
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5 things you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy
1. Car wrecks.
2. Being attacked by someone.
3. Home invasion.
4. Tornado/storm/flood/hurricane damage.
5. Losing their best friend.
5 foods that might seem weird but they're good anyway.
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5 foods that might seem weird but they're good anyway
(And yes I've eaten them all so don't knock until you try!)
1. Escargot
2. Sushi!
3. Frog Legs
4. Mayonaise on French Fries
5. Quail
Gimme 5 foods you'd like to try someday
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5 foods you'd like to try someday
1. Sushi
2. Eggs Benedict
3. Peacock
4. Egg drop soup
5. Ox tail
5 celebrities you would like to get the chance to know
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#1 and 4 on your list FYI are quite tasty.
5 celebrities you would like to get the chance to know
1. Michelle Yeoh
2. Jackie Chan
3. Mark Hamill
4. David Hayter (Voice of Solid Snake, writer)
5. Anne Hathaway
Gimme 5 things that make you scream like a fanboy/girl
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5 things that make you scream like a fan boy/girl
1. New book/story by Jean Johnson (she's also ladyofthemasque). She writes the Sons of Destiny Series, which is one hell of a cool series. Anyone who hasn't read her stuff totally should. She's worth it. Trust me. I would know.
2. Having my stories reviewed by my favourite fanfic authors. Srsly, that's cool as shit.
3. Planning squeefests (Never had one, but I will one of these days).
4. Anything having to do with AR or Jason Isaacs. They are so hot.
5. Having my beta compliment me. It's totally squee worthy and makes me happy for days. I know, I am such a geek.
5 favourite books
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TY for changing this one since I had NO clue what a beta means.
5 favourite books (I'm including Japanese manga which I'm into right now)
1. A Time To Kill By John Grisham
2. The Hunchback of Notre Dame by Victor Hugo
3. Mahou Sensei Negima by Ken Akamatsu
4. Chobits by CLAMP
5. Zadig, ou La Destinée by Voltaire
Gimme 5 authors you'd wish to meet, past or present
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Haru, a beta is an editor. Btw, good choices on the novels.
5 authors you wish to meet, past or present
1. Shakespeare
2. Voltaire
3. Austen
4. Jean Johnson
5. James Patterson
5 favourite cartoon or anime characters
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TY for what beta is!
5 favourite cartoon or anime characters
1. Harley Quinn from Batman: The Animated Series
(http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs25/p/2008/161/b/bc4aa9353be9a5643d8b2af09f0e422c.jpg)
2. Hinata from Naruto
(http://x59.xanga.com/11ed02374753394320434/z65864844.jpg)
3. Sailor Moon
(http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/thumbnails/fit200x200/encyc/A5506-10.jpg)
4. April O'Neil from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
(http://th01.deviantart.com/fs32/300W/f/2008/210/c/0/April_O_Neil_commission_by_gb2k.jpg)
5. Smurfette from the Smurfs
(http://www.microugly.com/images/scraps/smurfette-wip03.png)
Gimme 5 Fictional Characters you'd want to do in bed
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5 fictional characters you'd want to do in bed
1. Severus Snape
2. Lucius Malfoy
3. Bill Weasley
4. Mr. Darcy
5. Koranen (from the Sons of Destiny series)
5 things you wouldn't do even if paid a great deal of money
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5 things you wouldn't do even if paid a great deal of money
1. Become a NY Yankees fan
2. Get body piercings
3. Eat shit
4. Go on Reality TV
5. Be George W. Bush's English Teacher
Gimme 5 things you'd take on a picnic
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ROFL at #5.
5 things you'd take on a picnic
1. Food
2. Blanket
3. Wine
4. Frisbee/baseball/soccer ball
5. Bug repellent/sunscreen
5 things you wish someone would do for you right now
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5 things you wish someone would do for you right now
1. Blowjob
2. Tittyfuck
3. Naked Body Oil Massage
4. Cosplay Strip Show
5. Play some Nintendo Wii with me!
Gimme 5 Things you'd buy from a sex store
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5 things you'd buy from a sex store
1. Dildo/vibrator
2. Pornographic film
3. Playgirl Magazine
4. A swing
5. Edible panties
5 foods you wouldn't eat as a kid
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5 foods you wouldn't eat as a kid
1. Vegatables (that's like ANY veggies, still hate them!)
2. Liver
3. Bananas
4. Nuts
5. Boiled Eggs
Gimme 5 things you'd find at a strip club
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5 things you'd find at a strip club
1. Loads of one dollar bills
2. Alcohol
3. Loud music
4. A pole
5. Men with erections
5 things that seem like a good idea, but really aren't.
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5 things that seem like a good idea, but really aren't.
1. Making a Vibrator powered by a lawn mower motor.
2. Lyle Lovett...REALLY JULIA ROBERTS?!
3. And Billy Bob Thorton...REALLY ANGELINA JOLIE?!
4. Somehow having George W. Bush for 8 years as the US President.
5. Reality TV...so unreal yet it's called reality now...
Gimme 5 couplings that should NEVER occur ever.
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5 Couplings That Should NEVER Occur Ever
Okay, I took the approach of pairing someone I don't like with someone I actually like. These should never happen and sully the image of the one I adore.
1. John Mayer and Shirley Manson
2. Jason Mraz and Gwen Stefani
3. Paris Hilton and George Clooney
4. Lindsay Lohan and Ryan Reynolds
5. Tiffany and Rhett
Gimme 5 Rationalizations for Cheating on A Mate
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5 rationalisations for cheating on a mate
1. They're cheating on you.
2. You don't love them/they don't love you.
3. The relationship is just about over.
4. You were on a break.
5. It was the bachelor/bachelorette party and it doesn't count.
5 reasons why you would put off watching your favourite game
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5 reasons why you would put off watching your favourite game
1. Your team is losing BADLY.
2. You're getting a blowjob and can't concentrate on two things at once.
3. You're going out and taping it for later.
4. You're on vacation.
5. You're simply too tired from the day to watch.
Gimme 5 ways to pass the time in gridlock (a traffic jam on the highway)
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5 ways to pass the time in gridlock
1. Read a newspaper/book.
2. Listen to the radio and sing along to your favourite song.
3. Drag out your planner and see what you have going for the week.
4. If you have a cell phone, call or text a friend.
5. Make out your grocery list.
5 things that would make going shopping easier.
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5 things that would make going shopping easier
1. Segways!
2. An unlimited credit card
3. Having a shopping list ready.
4. Cute Cashiers
5. More Price Check Machines
Gimme 5 Things that Make Star Trek Cool
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5 things that make Star Trek cool
1. 7 of 9 *drools*
2. Warp speed
3. Transporters
4. Gives Saturday night live great material
5. William Shatner!
Gimme 5 ways to tell someone is a Star Trek nerd
(And no having the initials of DTM is not one!)
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*cough* Next topic? *cough*
Someone might think you weren't paying attention or something!
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Gimme 5 ways to tell someone is a Star Trek nerd
1 ~ you wear pointy ears to the grocery store
2 ~ you call Uhura in your moment of orgasm
3 ~ you think Checkov is a new sex manouever that lil Russian men invented
4 ~ you know 'Beam me up Scotty' is the new slang for screwing
5 ~ you know that Spock actually is a Vulcan Dom Lord
*snickers and apologies to all the Star Trekkies out there*
Gimme 5 ways to use duct tape.
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5 ways to use duct tape
1. To fix a cord.
2. To patch a hole in your pocket.
3. To put it over someone's mouth to keep them from screaming.
4. To cover a wound (Hey, I've actually seen my brother do this, so it's an actual use, though not one I'd recommend).
5. To bind someone's wrists.
5 ways to use rope
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5 ways to use rope
1. Tie a couch onto a car.
2. Then tie your boat down.
3. Tie the drapes open.
4. Tie the door closed.
5. Tie your naked partner down to your couch and have fun!
Gimme 5 superheroes you'd want to do in bed
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5 superheros you'd want to do in bed
1. Batman
2. Superman
3. Wolverine
4. Storm
5. Silver Surfer
5 favourite songs on your mp3 player
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I'll slightly adjust it for me since I don't own an MP3 player, but I am listening to songs while here on my Youtube account playlists! I'll list five playing right now at random!
5 Favorite songs on your Youtube Playlists
(At: http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=BC17E45ED2FFFB12 )
1. Prozzak-Strange Disease
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hk0go6sxyt8
2. Wild Cherry - Play that Funky Music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtO55xxcP4Y
3. Ugly Kid Joe - Cats In the Cradle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inP0EaDIibk
4. Top Gun Montage - Danger Zone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f_kI5aREp8
5. Pink - Stupid Girl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMaHRb6ntsI
Gimme 5 of your favorite types of dessert
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5 of your favourite types of dessert
1. Pie - peach or apple.
2. Ice cream - chocolate or strawberry.
3. Cake - any kind, really.
4. Brownies.
5. Rice crispy treats.
5 random gifts you'd like to receive
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5 random gifts you'd like to receive
1. A blowjob
2. Candy!
3. A new hentai DVD
4. A new plushie
5. A new pro wrestling DVD
Oh if I can manage to get all those this weekend alone!
Next topic!
Gimme 5 Ways to make the time in the car on a Road Trip more fun
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5 ways to make the time in the car on a road trip more fun
1. Singing songs
2. Playing games
3. If you're with your significant other, give them oral sex whilst driving
4. reading
5. Looking for landmarks
5 ways to relax
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Good choice of topic as I'm mere hours away from my ride to my anime con, woot!
5 ways to relax
1. Play games online
2. Eat candy!
3. Watch TV
4. Take a leisurely walk
5. Read
Gimme 5 things you like about hotels
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Glad you liked the topic, Haru.
5 things you like about hotels
1. Swimming pool
2. Free wifi
3. Jacuzzi
4. Peace and quiet away from people who will bother me.
5. Excellent service
5 things you'd be lost without
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Sigh was so busy I didn't get to use the first three on your list. Maybe next trip.
5 things you'd be lost without
1. My glasses
2. My fanny pack
3. My friends
4. My family
5. My head
Gimme 5 things you wouldn't mind sucking on right now
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5 things you wouldn't mind sucking on right now.
1. A dick (yes, I know I'm dirty, but I love giving head. I can't help it.)
2. A lollipop
3. A popcicle
4. An ice cube
5. A piece of hard candy
5 things someone might need help with
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5 things someone might need help with
1. Loading Luggage
2. Moving Furniture
3. Cooking
4. Sex!
5. Finding your way around town
Gimme 5 types of fruit
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5 types of fruit
1. Bananas
2. Apples
3. Oranges
4. Pineapples
5. Strawberries
5 kinds of potato chips
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5 kinds of potato chips
1. Pringles
2. Doritos
3. Lays
4. Cheetos
5. Salt & Vinegar
Gimme 5 ways to confuse a blonde (Or MD say for example)
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5 ways to confuse a blonde
1. Long jokes
2. Talking about the technology that powers a laptop.
3. Going on about the motor in your car.
4. One word: tools
5. Going to lectures.
5 ways to indulge your desires
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5 ways to indulge your desires
1. Xhamster.com
2. Pornrabbit.com
3. Yuvutu.com
4. Pornhub.com
and of course
5. Ravaging the significant other.... or anyone else in the proximity. *grins*
Gimme 5 ways to use the internet for mutual satisfaction... if you know what I mean?
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5 ways to use the internet for mutual satisfaction
1. Porn sites.
2. Research to try new ideas
3. Recipes for drinks.
4. Shopping for "toys."
5. Searching personal adds to find a third for threesome fun.
5 ways to arouse someone
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Thanks for the new links DTM!
5 ways to arouse someone
1. Sexy cosplay!
2. Get naked!
3. Offer sex!
4. Offer chocolate!
5. Offer sex AND chocolate!
Gimme 5 things you can do at the pool
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5 things you can do at the pool
1. Get a tan.
2. Swim.
3. Dive.
4. Play pool games.
5. If the pool is deserted and no one is around, you can engage in a little foreplay/sex.
Gimme 5 funny things to say to a bill collector
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Gimme 5 funny things to say to a bill collector
1. Get bent!
2. Go to hell!
3. I paid my bills, honest!
4. You mean the OTHER house for these bills, not I!
5. Would a blowjob by chance be able to cut me some slack on these bills? ;)
Gimme 5 of your favourite flavours of ice cream
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lol, Haru. I especially like the fifth one.
5 of your favourite flavours of ice cream
1. Chocolate
2. Strawberry
3. Mint chocolate chip
4. Butter Pecan
5. Rocky Road
5 things NOT to say during sex.
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5 things NOT to say during sex
1. STOP!
2. How do I fit into this hole?
3. I forgot my condom.
4. EWWWWWW what's that?!
5. I got crabs!
Gimme 5 things you SHOULD say before having sex
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5 things you should say before having sex
1. Do you have a condom?
2. Soo good!
3. Are you ready?
4. Which position would you like?
5. May I fulfill a fantasy for you?
5 lies men tell women
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Us lie? ;)
5 lies men tell women
1. You don't look fat in that.
2. You look so young for your age!
3. I got no cash for you today to go shopping.
4. I love this romantic movie you chose us to watch!
5. Sure I'll change the diapers anytime!
Gimme 5 lies women tell men
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5 lies women tell men
1. Sure you can go to the game with your friends.
2. No, I'm not mad at you.
3. I'm fine, really.
4. I don't need your help.
5. It's the biggest I've ever seen.
5 things you should never tell your partner
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5 things you should never tell your partner
1. Why is it so tiny?
2. That's all you got?!
3. It's not your fault your imperfect.
4. I'm seeing someone else on the side!
5. I'm waiting until our wedding to put out.
Gimme 5 food aisles you try to avoid in the grocery store
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5 food aisles you try to avoid at the grocery store
1. Candy - I love candy, but I don't need it.
2. Snacks - See above reason.
3. Alcohol - I have to be in the right kind of mood to drink.
4. Baby Needs - I don't have children, so it's a waste of time to go down this aisle for me.
5. Tobacco counter (I know it's not an aisle, but I can't think of any others) - I avoid this because I don't smoke.
5 books that have changed how you see the world
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5 books that have changed how you see the world
1. The Lucifer Principle
2. The Lord of the Rings series
3. Playboy
4. Time
5. The dictionary
Gimme 5 items you have used while playing with yourself to enhance the experience.
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5 items you have used while playing with yourself to enhance the experience.
1. Dildo
2. Vibrator
3. clothes pins
4. Playgirl magazine
5. This mentholated stuff that makes it all tingly and good.
5 things that make sex more exciting
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5 things that make sex more exciting
1. Orgy parties!
2. Whipped Cream
3. Cosplay
4. Strip Show prior to the sex
5. An awesome partner of course!
Gimme 5 things that you're embarassed to admit about yourself
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5 things you're embarrassed to admit about yourself
1. I bite my nails.
2. I'm horny most of the time.
3. I *coughmasterbatealotcough*
4. I read for eight hours or more everyday.
5. I curse an awful lot, even though I try not to.
5 songs that make you want to have sex.
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Aww that's OK. I too do #1-3 too. :)
5 songs that make you want to have sex
1. NIN-Closer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EEiuSqZBRo
2. Bloodhound Gang-The Bad Touch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDvMwg3HXNk
3. Duran Duran - Hungry like a Wolf
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ-61mmpHMk
4. Pussycat Dolls - Buttons
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zApDE_0coFI
5. Pink, Mya, Lil' Kim, Christina Aguilera-Lady Marmalade
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dMXZR2vGgo
Gimme 5 sexy foods
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Nice song choices, Haru. Number one especially.
5 sexy foods
1. Chocolate
2. Lollipops
3. Bananas
4. Strawberries
5. Whipped cream
5 of your favourite movies
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Welcome!
5 of your favourite movies
1. Princess Bride
2. Spaceballs
3. Shawkshank Redemption
4. Pulp Fiction
5. Spirited Away
Gimme 5 of your favorite books
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Numbers one and three are two of my favourite movies, too.
5 of your favourite books
1. Pride and Prejudice
2. Angels and Demons
3. Signora Da Vinci
4. Anansi Boys
5. Snowflower and the Secret Fan
Haru, this was a fantastic choice of topics, and it was so difficult for me to pick just five!
5 things you'd like to do before you die.
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5 things you'd like to do before you die
1. Get laid (Yes I'm STILL a virgin!)
2. See more of the world.
3. Be on the Price is Right.
4. See a live taping of a porn movie.
5. Go to an Anime convention in Japan.
Gimme 5 things that make you laugh
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5 things that make you laugh
1. Cartoons
2. Jokes
3. Sarcastic characters in fiction
4. Funny noises
5. People pulling faces
5 people you'd like to talk to in rl more than anything
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5 people you'd like to talk to in rl more than anything
1. All my online friends!
2. Mario Lemieux
3. Georges St. Pierre
4. Hinata Hyuga
5. Colin Mockerie
Gimme 5 Normal, Everyday Jobs that would be so much more fun naked
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5 normal, everyday jobs that would be so much more fun naked
1. Cooking
2. Baking
3. Vacuuming
4. Dusting
5. Making beds
5 songs that annoy you
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Heh usually I post the songs but since these annoy me they are NOT on my playlists! ;D So no links or I'd go nuts.
5 songs that annoy you
1. Acky Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus
2. The Real Slim Shady - Eminem
3. I Thought I Lost You - Miley Cyrus
4. S.O.S. - Jonas Brothers
5. New Day - Adelitas Way (WWE Tag Team Priceless' theme, heck ANY theme of theirs to date has sucked and annoyed...)
Gimme 5 electronics you wished you had
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Thank you for not sharing the links. I hate those songs as well, especially the first.
5 electronics you wish you had
1. An Ipod - Yes, I have an MP3 player that I love, but I still want the other.
2. An HDTV - They are so cool.
3. The new Macbook Air.
4. A Blackberry
5. Photoshop - I know this is not an electronic, but it goes with one. Photoshop is uber cool.
5 things in your house/life that you would be lost without.
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5 things in your house/life that you would be lost without
1. My glasses
2. My mind (which I constantly question each day)
3. My video games
4. My computer
5. My hentai
Gimme 5 things you would want to do in your first ever porn movie
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5 things you'd want to do in your first ever porn movie.
1. Have a bit of fun with two men
2. Oral sex
3. Anal - but I'd have to be brave enough first
4. Probably a little solo stuff
5. Maybe be bound,too.
5 things that turn you off
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5 things that turn you off
1. Mean people
2. Country music
3. Most Reality TV
4. Badly dubbed or edited anime
5. The hidden OFF switch in my assho...Ah shit, ignore, IGNORE #5!
Gimme 5 things that are so erotic that you leak instantly
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5 things that are so erotic that make you leak instantly
1. Two hot men kissing
2. Seeing a woman suck a man's cock - it always makes me wish I were in her place.
3. The thought of double penetration
4. Being french kissed - Yes, I am one of those women who get turned on with just a kiss.
5. BDSM - The thought of being dominated really turns me on.
5 things you wish you knew more about
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Heh ok nice list, will store that for safe keeping. ;)
5 things you wish you knew more about
1. Sex (Honestly being a virgin sucks, I need more practical learning here)
2. Chemistry (Would have stuck with my Biochemistry specialist but in hind site I did end up doing a double major in Politics and Biology instead)
3. History (I'm horrible with dates of the past)
4. Math (If I work real hard I can do it but I'd rather if it came more easily to me)
5. Soccer (I'm still learning about the sport from my footie friends though!)
Gimme 5 items of clothing you find sexy
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Heheh. Glad you like the list, Haru. And why are you going to keep it safe? ;)
5 items of clothing you find sexy
1. Leather Collar - Ok, I know this isn't really an item of clothing, but damn, it's sexy as hell.
2. Fishnet stockings - Need I say more?
3. Men's boxers
4. Muscle shirts
5. A good, tailored pair of black trousers - It really gets my blood boiling to see a man wearing a nice pair of trousers that cup him in all the right places.
5 people who you would love to have sex with (celebrity or otherwise)
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No I think a collar can count as clothing, I see it for people in only clothing stores so I think that's why.
5 people who you would love to have sex with (celebrity or otherwise)
1. Michelle Yeoh
2. Ryan Gosling
3. Trish Stratus
4. Elisha Cuthbert
5. Natalie Portman
Gimme 5 professions' uniforms that make awesome strippers acts
(e.g. Police)
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5 professions uniforms that make awesome strippers acts
1. Nurse
2. Doctor
3. Police
4. Firefighter
5. Military - Navy, Army, Marines, Air Force
5 songs that never fail to cheer you
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Back to my playlist again!
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=BC17E45ED2FFFB12
5 songs that never fail to cheer you up
1. Sabotage - Beastie Boys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79TgAIPMlFo
2. Battle Without Honor or Humanity - Tomoyasu Hotei (Kill Bill Soundtrack)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAJDXaRkgkM
3. Kung Fu Fighting - Carl Douglas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqrtbNGTdWk
4. White and Nerdy - Weird Al Yankovic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmX-FJ2gKv4
5. Lady Marmalade - Lil' Kim, Mya, Pink, Christina Aguilera feat. Missy Elliot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJXS_XF9Mwo
Gimme 5 of your favourite drinks (alcoholic or non-alcoholic)
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5 of your favourite drinks (alcoholic non-alcoholic)
1. Coke or Jack Daniels and coke
2. Ruby Red Squirt (Yeh, it's a weird name, but it's an excellent kind of soda)
3. Ski!!!!!!!!!!
4. Ice Pick - vodka and iced tea
5. Sex on the Beach - vodka, peach schnapps, orange juice, and cranberry juice. Can also be made with coconut rum and pineapple juice.
5 things you would do for money
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5 Things I would do for money
1. Have sex
2. Work
3. Chat online
4. have cyber sex
5. Have sex on Skype
Gimme 5 things that your spouse/ roommates do that annoy you
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Gimme 5 things that your spouse/ roommates do that annoy you
1. Eat my food when I said it's mine!
2. Leave the seat up!
3. Doesn't clean up after themselves!
4. Won't strip for me!
5. Makes too much noise at night!
Gimme 5 Things You'd Hate to Land On
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5 things you'd hate to land on
1. Glass
2. Spikes
3. Rocks
4. Barbed Wire
5. Fire
5 things that scare you
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5 things that scare you
1. The impending darkness that will swallow the world in its alien corruption...
2. Fangirls ripping me apart
3. Reality TV becoming all that's left on TV someday
4. Needles
5. Paris Hilton someday becoming President of the USA
Gimme 5 things that make you scream like a fanboy/fangirl
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5 things that make you scream like a fanboy/fangirl
1. Naked Snape
2. Naked Lucius
3. Threesomes with my favourite characters
4. Well written slash
5. When one of my many stories gets reviewed
5 reasons why you like fanfiction
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5 reasons why you like fanfiction
1. It allows for stories to continue well past a series finale.
2. One can make up neat pairings on their own to follow.
3. It's a source of writing potential.
4. It's a way to relax and unwind.
5. It's fun to read!
Gimme 5 of your favorite board, online or video games (eg. Scrabble, Super Mario World)
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5 of your favourite board, online, or video games
1. Scrabble
2. Monopoly
3. Checkers
4. Mental Blocks
5. MaJong
5 games you wish you owned
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5 games you wish you owned
1. Disgaea 2 for my PS2
2. Disgaea 3 with a PS3
3. With said PS3, Metal Gear Solid 4
4. Tatsunoko vs. Capcom for my Wii (Coming soon to USA finally)
5. Blazblue coming soon to home consoles
Give a look at these games at http://www.gamefaqs.com
Gimme 5 sexual games
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5 Sexual Games
1. Sexy Yatzee
2. Truth or Dare
3. Seven Minutes in Heaven
4. Spin the Bottle
5. Sexy Twister
For more info, go here: http://www.askmen.com/dating/love_tip_300/394_love_tip.html
5 things that instantly turn you on
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Nice and I love Truth or Dare!
5 things that instantly turn you on
1. Schoolgal outfits
2. Glasses
3. Sushi
4. Nurse outfits
5. Women's Wrestling (if done well)
Gimme 5 things you BBQ
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5 things you BBQ
1. Steak
2. Chicken
3. Hamburgers
4. Hot dogs
5. Ribs
5 things to do whilst on webcam
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5 things to do whilst on webcam
1. Type what you're thinking.
2. Make funny faces
3. Strip naked
4. Masturbate
5. Taste your own cum. ;)
Gimme 5 words you'd hear while having sex
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5 words you'd hear while having sex
1. Fuck
2. Harder
3. Yes
4. Oh
5. More
5 tasks you'd give a submissive
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5 tasks you'd give a submissive
1. Take your spanking.
2. Lick my boots.
3. Suck me off.
4. Wear this gag.
5. Moan while I do you from behind.
Gimme 5 expensive types of food
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5 expensive types of food
1. Filet Mignon
2. Steak
3. Lobster
4. Truffle oil
5. High grade chocolate
5 bad habits
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5 bad habits
1. Biting Nails
2. Snacking
3. Drinking
4. Smoking
5. Elbows on the table
Gimme 5 Sexy Singers
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5 sexy singers
1. Steven Tyler
2. Dido
3. Stephan Jenkins (Third Eye Blind vocalist/guitarist)
4. Tom Higgenson (Plain White T's)
5. Marilyn Manson
5 things on your to do list
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5 things on your to do list
1. Have sex (bloody hell still on here...)
2. Travel to Asia
3. Travel to Australia/New Zealand
4. Go to a Japanese Anime Convention
5. Go to an NFL, NBA and NHL game live (I've been to MLB games for my Jays, and CFL).
Gimme 5 Celebrities you'd want to beat up
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5 celebrities you'd want to beat up
1. Britney Spears
2. Eminem
3. Robert Pattinson
4. Jessica Simpson
5. Heidi/Spenser Pratt
5 celebrities you'd have sex with if they asked you
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5 celebrities you'd have sex with if they asked you
1. Ryan Gosling
2. Elisha Cuthbert
3. Trish Stratus
4. Michelle Yeoh
5. Pink
Gimme 5 foods that are good for sexual play
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5 foods that are good for sexual play
1. chocolate sauce
2. cucumbers
3. whipped cream
4. caramel sauce
5. bananas
5 comfort foods
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5 comfort foods
1. Peanut Butter Sandwiches
2. Lay's BBQ Potato Chips
3. Reese's Pieces
4. Spaghetti
5. Orange Sherbet
Gimme 5 Pet Peeves
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5 pet peeves
1. Interrupting
2. Nails on a blackboard
3. People who pretend to know everything
4. Hair on a bathroom floor
5. People dropping by unannounced
5 places you feel comfortable at
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5 places you feel comfortable at
1. Library
2. Home
3. On the water
4. Hotel
5. Anime conventions
Gimme 5 of the toughest people you've ever seen/heard of
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5 of the toughest people you've ever seen/heard of
1. My best friend. (He used to be a TNA wrestler)
2. Sugar Ray Robinson
3. Muhammad Ali
4. The Rock
5. The Undertaker
Gimme 5 people who piss you off (can be celebrity or other)
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WOW, that's awesome you knew a former TNA Talent! I've worked with many talents from different companies over the years too!
Gimme 5 people who piss you off (can be celebrity or other)
1. University Teachers Thrown in with Little Experience
2. Stephen Harper
3. George W. Bush
4. Paris Hilton
5. HHH
Gimme 5 parts of the human body you find sexiest
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George W. pisses me off, too. I'll never know how such an idiot managed to run (into the ground, in his case) my country.
5 parts of the human body you find sexiest
1. A man's eyes - They can be so expressive and full of passion, which is very, very sexy.
2. A man's jaw - Yes, I am a sucker for a strong jaw line.
3. A man's chest - It's so strong, and if I lean close enough, I can not only smell his scent but I can also hear his strong heart beating. It causes a heady sensation for me, really.
4. A man's treasure trail - You know that thin line of hair that leads to their package? I find it so irresistable, and I just want to kiss right along it.
5. A man's legs - I really love long, powerful legs.
5 things you love seeing on a woman
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:o OK reading that list of 5 would make anyone cum...
5 things you love seeing on a woman
1. Legs (I'm a sucker for long, sulty legs...)
2. Lips (Not too pouty but inviting enough for kisses)
3. Tits (OK FINE I don't mind a big rack, but I don't mind a small one too as it's a nice mouthful if you know what I mean?)
4. Hair (And yes like the anime I watch I'm a HUGE fan of pink or blue haired gals!)
5. Belly (Can be a bit pot bellied but not too flat for sure, as I want to lick it and tend to it!)
Gimme 5 of your favorite cartoons/animes of all time
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Glad you like my list. Yours is quite nice, too.
5 of your favourite cartoons/animes of all time
1. InuYasha
2. Woody the Woodpecker
3. Darkwing Duck
4. Loony Toons
5. Fraggle Rock - ok, I know this one doesn't really count because it's neither. Since it doesn't, here's another
5. Animaniacs
5 cancelled tv shows you wish would air more episodes.
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5 cancelled tv shows you wish would air more episodes
1. SAMURAI JACK! PLEASE hoping the rumoured movie at least comes out!
2. Transformers: Animated
3. Gargolyes
4. Reboot
5. Sliders (with PROPER writing like in the first seasons please!)
Gimme 5 TV shows or Movies that NEED to end now!
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Ooh, I totally agree about the Gargoyles. I used to love that show!
5 tv shows or movies that need to end now!
1. Survivor
2. The Bachelor
3. Big Brother
4. I'm a celebrity, get me out of here.
5. Hannah Montanna, and about 90% of all the other shit that the Disney Channel considers "good"
5 tv shows/movies that will always make you laugh
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5 tv shows/movies that will always make you laugh
1. Spaceballs
2. Shaolin Soccer
3. Rush Hour
4. Colbert Report
5. Whose Line is it Anyways?
Gimme 5 Actors You'd Love to See in a Porno Movie
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5 actors you'd like to see in a porno film
1. Hugh Jackman
2. Jude Law
3. Colin Hanks
4. Chad Michael Murray
5. George Clooney
5 things/moves that are overdone in porn films.
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5 things/moves that are overdone in porn films
1. Facials (Not that I don't like them but EVERY porn has to end on it.)
2. Overacted moaning (I get it you're HORNY. :P )
3. Doggie Style (Just again need more variety, read a Kama Sutra!)
4. YES YES YES (Um when has that word been more overused ever?)
5. The time between the "plot" of the people meeting then getting to sex...need at least a semblance of WHY sex happens!
Gimme 5 Things You'd NEVER Tell Your Parents You've Done
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1 Had Sex
2 Cyberd Online
3 Write erotic fiction
4 Taped over their TV Shows
5 Broken something
5 Things that Turn you on during Sex
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5 Things that Turn you on during Sex
1. Belly Licking
2. Nipple Play
3. Wearing Cosplay to Roleplay
4. Heavy Petting
5. Erotic Music
Gimme 5 Things You'd Want Autographed By A Famous Celebrity/Athlete
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5 things you'd want autographed by a famous celebrity/athlete
1. Breasts
2. Tee shirt
3. Trousers
4. Thigh
5. Guitar
5 places you've always wanted to have sex
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5 places you've always wanted to have sex
1. In ANYONE'S bed.
2. In the shower
3. In the locker room
4. Between the Library Stacks
5. In a hot tub
Gimme 5 Good Makeout Movies
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1 Prince Bride
2 Jerry Migure
3 Love Story
4 Good Will Hunting
5 High Fidelity
5 Things you want to hear your partner say during sex.
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5 things you want to hear your partner say during sex
1. Oh, you're the best!
2. MORE! I WANT MORE!
3. Oh you're so BIG/TIGHT!
4. Cum for me NOW!
5. I'm going to do you all night long!
Gimme 5 places that you hope a random fight DOESN'T break out at
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5 places you hope a random fight doesn't break out at.
1. A store
2. A concert
3. Parking Lot... near my car.
4. A wedding
5. A funeral
5 people you'd like to get to know (celebrity or other)
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I'd like to note how fortunate already I am for meeting the celebs in sports and entertainment I have met already. This is actually a list of 5 I will meet soon (at Otakuthon in Montreal end of month http://www.otakuthon.com/2009/home/ ) or whom I hope to meet at a future con!
5 people you'd like to get to know (celebrity or other)
1. Stephanie Sheh (voice of Hinata in Naruto, Orihime in Bleach)
2. Johnny Yong Bosch (the second Black Power Ranger, Ichigo in Bleach, Lelouch in Code Geass)
3. Jushin "Thunder" Liger (the legend from pro wrestling in Japan)
4. David Hayter (Solid Snake of Metal Gear Solid)
5. Peter Cullen (Canadian voice actor of Optimus Prime of Transformer)
Gimme 5 Celebs, who like the Scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz, Who Should be Given a Brain
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5 celebs, who like the Scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz, should be given a brain.
1. Former president Bush - I know he's not really a celebrity, but he needs a brain... srsly.
2. Paris Hilton
3. Britney Spears
4. Jessica Simpson
5. Since I can't think of a fifth, I'll say this: anyone who is vapid and who uses words such as "like, yeah, um, sure, or totally" (the list could go on, I assure you) in all of their sentences, seriously needs a brain... or to be beaten with something preferably large and heavy.
5 words or phrases that annoy you.
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5 Words or Phrases that annoy you.
1Things can't get any worse
2 Full Credit
3 Going Foward
4 Bradgelina
5 Reality Telvision
5 Hotest Sexual Fantasies?
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5 hottest sexual fantasies
1. Kneeling in front of a male teacher who only has his trousers unzipped and his cock hanging out, and I'm servicing him whilst his hands are fisted in my hair.
2. Being bound, preferably to a bed, whilst my dominant teases me mercilessly.
3. Role playing: Man as Professor Snape, and I'm in detention. He paddles me.
4. Having sex on a balcony in the rain.
5. Menage a trois - two men pleasuring me, ordering me to do as they wish.
5 things you'd like for someone to do to you/for you
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Nice 5 fantises luvsev smiles.
5 Things you'd like somone to do to you/for you.
1 Roleplaying sex
2 Do some bondge.
3 Play with themself in front of me.
4 Spank me or allow me to spank them
5 Use sex toys.
5 Things you love about the Harry Potter Series
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5 things you love about the Harry Potter series
1. Severus Snape - The man is just so damn irresistable. He's portrayed as a dark man, but he sacrifices all he is to make up for a youthful indiscretion. He's sarcastic, and I love that.
2. Lucius Malfoy - Yes, he's a purist prick, but he's so sexy and dark; I can easily overlook his major flaw. I also have a thing for "bad boys", if you can't tell.
3. The magic - It's cool to think that somewhere, maybe this could exist.
4. The fact that even though the unbelievable is popping out everywhere, the story is still grounded in classic reality situations. Take for instance the themes of war and issues with race, ie. magical folk verses non-magical peoples - it's similar to race relations with African Americans and caucasians. When I mention war in the series, it's easily comparable to World War II and the attempt at Genocide that Hitler made with those of the Jewish faith. Voldemort also tries something along those lines with those who he views as having "dirty blood".
5. The fact that JKR incorportes myth and legend into the series. For instance: the use of creatures such as dragons, unicorns, vampires, and lycanthropes.
5 topics you wouldn't mind discussing at length.
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Appluads good top 5 luvsev.
Top 5 topics you wouldn't mind discussing at length.
1 Hot Sex fantasies.
2 Anime.
3 Writing
4 Sports.
5 Intresting things .
Top 5 Sex toys you want to use.
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First of all I nearly didn't make it reading all of them when I got the to sexual fantasies...ahem I'm a male teacher (ok substitute teacher). Good stuff you guys!
Top 5 Sex toys you want to use
1. Anal Beads (and not just on my partner...ahem)
2. Riding Crop
3. Flavoured Condoms (I'm told they're nice)
4. Cock Ring
5. Riding Swing (Is that what it's called? I read about swings you can put someone naked in?)
Gimme 5 Summer Activities That Would Be Way More Fun Done Nude
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Gimme 5 Summer Activities That Would Be Way More Fun Done Nude
1 Touch Football
2 Sailing
3 Softball
4 Picnics
5 BBQ
Gimmie 5 Excuses to get outta work/school early
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I'm glad my fantasies turn you on, Haru; I have way more where those came from. BTW, I have a serious thing for teachers. ;) About the riding crop... I'd not mind having that used on me or someone else. Oh, the flavoured condoms are okay to use. *looks on innocently*
5 excuses to get out of work or school early
1. Illness
2. Doctor's appointment
3. Having to pick child up for school (that is, if you have any)
4. Family emergency
5. Funeral
5 things you collected as a kid
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Aww i loved your fantasies to luvsev ;).
5 Things i collected as a kid.
1 Transformers
2 GI Joe
3 Bubblegum cards
4 Happy meal toys from Mcdonalds
5 Music cassetes
5 Things you'd do to have sex.
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5 Things you'd do to have sex
1. The house cleaning
2. Take out the trash
3. Wash the car
4. Pay the bills
5. Dress up as my partner wishes!
Gimme 5 things you put on your ice cream sundae
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5 things you put on your ice cream sundae
1. cherries
2. caramel
3. whipped cream
4. sprinkles
5. bananas
5 pizza toppings
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5 pizza toppings
1. Pepperoni
2. Pineapples
3. CANADIAN Bacon
4. Mushrooms
5. Sausages
And go figure that's today's GAME FAQS poll! http://www.gamefaqs.com/poll/index.html?poll=3549
Gimme 5 Things that make you squirm
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5 things that maKe Andy squirm.
1 Needles.
2 Heights
3 Vegtables
4 Blood
5 Mud
5 Things that make you laugh.
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5 Thing that make Haru Laugh
1. Weird Al! (His new CraigsList song - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R32aFmxL9HY)
2. The New Naruto Fan Comic Heroes Path! http://naruto.snafu-comics.com/
3. YuGiOh: The Abridged Series! http://www.yugiohtheabridgedseries.com/ or his account at http://www.youtube.com/CardGamesFTW
4. Mega 64! http://mega64.com/ or their account at http://www.youtube.com/mega64
5. ME! http://www.youtube.com/user/trigunkwan like some of the newly posted videos like this one for RANDOM LINES! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDrsLjSWtr4
Gimme 5 Action Movies That Have a Good Romantic Pairing in It
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Hmm a hard one but i'll give a go.
Gimme 5 Action Movies That Have a Good Romantic Pairing in It
1 Romancing the Stone.
2 Desperado
3 Mr & Mrs Smith
4 Casino Royale
5 Top Gun
Gimmie 5 Songs to play while having Sex.
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Nope that works, and #1 and 2 I've seen and loved too the most on your list!
Gimmie 5 Songs to play while having Sex
(Some new ones from the playlist!)
1. I'm So Excited - Pointer Sisters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yerq10XEDeY
2. I Like To Move It - Reel 2 Reel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWDVPNIE1WA
3. Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger - Daft Punk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbVXSIb3dtw
4. You're the One that I Want - Grease Soundtrack
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb1KY6CwLjY
5. Don't Cha - Pussycat Dolls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S5iVH6Uxno
Gimme 5 Celebrities Who Should Never Get Their Own TV Show.
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5 celebrities who should never get their own tv show
1. Spencer Pratt
2. Backstreet Boys
3. R. Kelly
4. Tyra Banks - Yes, I know she already has a tv show, but she really shouldn't.
5. Howie Mandel - He, too, has a tv show. He annoys the hell out of me.
5 Places you'd like to visit again
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lol Howie might be Canadian but I don't like him much either.
5 Places you'd like to visit again
1. FRANCE! (DAMN I miss Europe in general!)
2. Buffalo, NY (Mmmmmm wings...)
3. Windsor, Ontario (BCW Wrestling, whoot!)
4. Ottawa, Ontario (Our Nation's Capital)
5. Montreal, Quebec (Oh WAIT, I'm going next week, YAY!)
Gimme 5 Things You'd do Right Away if you Knew Magic
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5 things you'd do right away if you knew magic
1. Learn to fly
2. Magically do the dishes - doing them by hand just annoys the hell out of me.
3. Use a sartorial charm to get dressed (like the one used in LOTM's For Someone Special. Can be found here: http://www.restrictedsection.org/story.php?story=1284 )
4. Summon things to me
5. Learn potions
5 things you wish you knew how to do
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5 things you wish you knew how to do
1 Draw my own manga/hentai
2 Drive a car
3 Build and run a computer.
4 How to wrestle/MMA
5 Acting
5 Places in the world you want to have sex?
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5 Places in the world you want to have sex
1. France
2. Japan
3. England
4. Australia/New Zealand
5. China
Gimme 5 sexy ways to "punish" someone
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5 sexy ways to "punish" someone
1. spanking
2. tickle them with feathers
3. bind them to the bed while you tease them mercilessly with your tongue
4. do a strip tease, and don't allow them to touch you or themselves
5. cockrings
5 foods you've tried and don't like
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5 foods you've tried and don't like
1. Most vegetables
2. Liver
3. Durian (it's a VERY gross fruit IMHO but it's adored in Asia - http://www.dailybento.com/2009/06/king-of-fruits/ )
4. Most nuts
5. Rice Vermicelli
Gimme 5 Things, if you could only have 5 food items, to eat for the rest of your life
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5 things, if you could only have 5 food items, to eat for the rest of your life
1. Oranges
2. Chicken
3. Tea
4. Hamburger
5. Pasta
5 pet names for someone
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5 pet names for someone
1. Honey
2. Bunbuns
3. Snookum
4. Love
5. Kitty
Gimme 5 Funny Crossovers that would make you laugh
(Here's one to get your mind going - DARTH VADER, HAMMER TIME! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbjrUOSss_o )
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5 crossovers that would make you laugh
1. Hello Kitty/The Tick
2. Harry Potter/The Jetsons
3. Pink Panther/Batman
4. The Mask/What I Like About You
5. The Gargoyles/Animaniacs
5 conversations you never want to have
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5 Conversations you never want to have
1. Are you really a guy/gal?
2. So what prison time have you done?
3. Let's talk about who is more intelligent, Paris Hilton of Michelle McCool!
4. Today's discussion is about watching paint dry.
5. I got this great recipe for rat stew, wanna hear?
Gimme 5 Video Games You've Played
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5 video games you've played
1. Mario
2. Pacman
3. Duck Hunt (I think that was the name of it)
4. Addams Family Values
5. Batman Returns
5 things you'd like to see in a porn
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You got the game names correct!
5 things you'd like to see in a porn
1. Orgies!
2. All sorts of pairings, men with women, women with women and men with men!
3. LOTS of sex toys!
4. Costumes/hot cosplay action for something of character development, heh.
5. A small plot to sort of lead to the sex, it makes the sex hotter I find!
Gimme 5 Comic Book Characters you'd love to have save you...then have a 1 night stand with!
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5 comic book characters you'd love to have save you... and then have a one night stand with.
1. Batman
2. Superman
3. Green Lantern
4. Flash -- provided he doesn't do everything that fast.
5. Wolverine -- He's a little dangerous, but that's exciting.
5 sexy dreams
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5 Sexy Dreams
1. Being a stripper in front of all your friends.
2. Getting a double titty fuck from twins.
3. Behind done from behind while hanging from a swing.
4. Making out in a public washroom.
5. Doing some cute cosplayers in their bedroom. (Legal age of course! Geez even my dreams I had to ask for ID...um, moving on!)
Gimme 5 TV Game Shows
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5 Game shows
1. Break the Bank
2. Double Dare
3. Family Feud
4. Hollywood Squares
5. Jeopardy
5 things you would bring with you on vacay
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I'll assume vacay is short of vacation
5 Things you would bring with you on vacation
1. Suitcase of clothse
2. Toileteries
3. Sunglasses
4. Battery Recharger
5. Money
Gimme 5 Athletes you find sexy
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5 athletes I find sexy
1. Maria Sharapova
2. Venus Williams
3. Michelle Wie (Hey! She's legal now!)
4. Danica Patrick
5. Gabrielle Reece (Freakin yum!!!)
Gimme 5 ways to waste time on a lazy Sunday afternoon
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5 ways to waste time on a lazy Sunday afternoon
1. Draw faces on all in the eggs in an egg carton
example: http://9gag.com/photo/92_full.jpg
2. Sex in the kitchen
3. Swim
4. Sex in the hallway
5. Clean all the toys used for number 2 and 4
5 Ways to annoy the neighbo(u)rs
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5 Ways to annoy the neighbo(u)rs
1. Have the dogs do a "howl along" in the backyard
2. Tell them they need to work on their sexual stamina as the show did not last long enough
3. Give them a show thru the windows on sexual stamina
4. Play the music too loud while gardening
5. Seduce their daughter home on college break at Christmas. (Bad Skip!)
Gimme 5 ways to win over the significant other's mum
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oh DTM that number 2 is pure evil!
Number 5? not surprised *laughs*
Gimme 5 ways to win over the significant other's mum
1. Agree with everything she says.
2. Make your partner the centre of your universe like he is for her
3. Let her move in *shudders*
4. Do everything she suggests including breeding *snorts*
5. Ring her randomly to report what "cute" thing your significant other has just done.
Gimme 5 ways the balloon boys ending could have been different
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Gimme 5 ways the balloon boys ending could have been different
1. He could have actually been inside while his parents thought he was hiding.
2. Aliens could have snatched him mid-flight.
3. His dad could have gotten his leg tangled in the ropes and been Balloon Dad!
4. He could have turned out to be Balloon girl!
5. Two words - Birth control!
Gimme 5 ways to get 15 minutes of fame.
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*laughing* Great Answers. Number three is my fave.
15 minutes of fame
1. Marry Octomum
2. Mate with any Clinton
3. Adopt a white middle class child.
4. Make nipples taste like bacon
5. Become an Admin *runs*
Gimme 5 naughty sexual situations.
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*watches you run and ponders changing your password*
Likes nipples tasting like bacon idea!
Gimme 5 naughty sexual situations.
1. First class airline seat next to Angelina Jolie
2. Tutoring a class of Catholic High School Girls
3. Getting coffee from a bikini barista
4. Lap dances... Oh my!
5. Playing with DTM *grins*
Gimme 5 ways to blow a marriage proposal
Gimme 5 porno movie titles based on real movie titles
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*snorts* If my password changed I would have thought it was MY fault I couldn't remember! So, not much different from today!
(You have two! Too many Mochas DTM?) And is that infraction ticket worthy? I think so! *opens pristine ticket packet after blowing the dust off*
Gimme 5 ways to blow a marriage proposal
1. Ask while "taking" her sister
2. Ask while browsing her on line bank accounts
3. While getting arrested
4. After 4 years of Stalking
5. In front of an audience
Gimme 5 porno movie titles based on real movie titles
1.The Curious Case of Benjamin's Butthole
2. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Bone
3. Shaving Ryan's Privates
4. No Cunt For Old Men
5. Gaytrix (loaded and ready)
Gimme 5 Porno Titles that should exist!
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*laughing*
Must have been the mochas! I knew when I wrote the second one that I had already done one too! I must have scrolled it below the page while working on my reply. *mutters*
Oooo! My first ticket! Only 273 more to catch up to you! *blinks*
Gimme 5 Porno titles that should exist!
1. Her divided by three
2. How to stump a blonde (See #5)
3. How to suck dicks and influence men. (Kind of redundant)
4. Lusty Lana and the land of the giant penis's....penii?.....penisis?
5. How to stump a blonde (See #2)
*blinks* What?
Gimme 5 ways to mess with trick or treaters
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*mutters @ 279* Dang so true!
PMSL you know I looked at 2 then 5 then back at 2 don't ya :-[
Five ways to mess with trick or treaters.Really think this is more suited to an evil person I know!
1. whisper close against their ear " the great pumpkin says no"
2. Hand the Candy out along with a bill for the amount plus a Tip demand
3. When they arrive handcuff a briefcase to their wrist and whisper it is about time you got here then slam the door closed
4. Step one; Open the door Step two: throw candy on the road Step three yell "crawl baby crawl"
5. Dress up as the Easter bunny . open the door act confused grab a calender and start to flicking through it until they go
Gimme 5 Halloween Costumes gone bad
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*laughing*
I was sooooo tempted to dress as the Easter bunny and hand out a colored egg and look all confuzzled! GMAAT!
I really like #4. At least for one little bunny I know! ;D
Gimme 5 Halloween Costumes gone bad (With imagery!)
1. Used tampon
(http://katsden.5100bac.net/coppermine/albums/uploads/d825106ec13d4e9daf0f44c6de2c6dca.jpg)
2. Used condom
(http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/5417.jpg)
3. Woman giving birth
(http://www.collegebeing.com/media/man-birth-470x313.jpg)
4. Baby man!
(http://funnypicblast.com/wp-content/imgdir/2008_10/crazy-halloween-costumes.jpg)
5. Octomom!
(http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2009/3/13/19/octo-mom-halloween-costume-16759-1236985575-35.jpg)
Gimme 5 ways to get out of a speeding ticket
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Grins @ GMAAT!! I can see you doing that *cracks up*
Loved the imagery but Yikes at the first one. Actually Yikes at all of them!
5 Fives to get out of a speeding ticket
1. Cleavage
2. Grab your stomach and yell "In Labour"
3. Use false Medical ID and say you are heading to emergency surgery
4. Short skirt, toned thighs, cute arse
5. Swaps seats with your partner
Gimme 5 ways to tame a child
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5 ways to tame a child
1. Crazy glue
2. Send them to the evil aunties house
3. Tell them Santa can see them misbehaving
4. Bries
5. Duct tape!
Gimme 5 ways to tame an unruly submissive.
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Gimme 5 ways to tame an unruly submissive.
(so tempted to sneak away from this one)
1. Withhold
2. Withdraw
3. Ban heels
4. Scolds Bridle
5. Duct tape!
Gimme 5 ways to win at a card game by cheating
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So thought you might be!
*writes down answers*
Thanks!
Gimme 5 ways to win at a card game by cheating
1. Yell out "Was that a UFO outside the window" then go thru the deck when everyone looks outside.
2. Have your girl keep cards under her stockings
3. Change the rules mid game when your hand is losing
4. Turn up the lights so bright your opponents have to wear reflective sunglasses.
5. Marked deck!
Gimme 5 reasons to be late for a meeting.
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Dang at the writing down!
*makes note, not to play cards with DTM*
Gimme 5 reasons to be late for a meeting.
1. DTM held me up.
2. Raunchy sex in the elevator
3. Forgot I left my panties at home and I was about to go home when I though oh, you boys wouldn't mind if I attend the meeting without panties would you? *oops*
4. Prevented an all out ninja attack on the office building single handed. *takes a bow*
5.Someone stole all my daffodils.
gimme 5 board games that you would like to play again
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*laughing* @ Ninja attack!
5 board games that I would like to play again
1. Risk! Always started by taking Oz btw!
2. Stratego
3. Chutes and Ladders!
4. Chess (It is too a board game!)
5. Scrabble
Gimme 5 reasons to go on vacation
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Hey I like where you start in Risk *grins*
Taken first.........Yummers!
I haven't played stratego or if I did it wasn't memorable.
Gimme 5 reasons to go on vacation
1. Your vacation is booked at a clothing optional resort
2. Your dog needs a break from you
3. The emergency number on your speed dialer is for the pizza hut.
4. Your tans lines are no longer visible
5. Snowglobes.
Gimme 5 reasons to have a vacation at a nudist resort!
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I like #3!
5 reasons to have a vacation at a nudist resort!
1. Boobies!
2. Small Boobies!
3. Medium Boobies!
4. Big boobies!
5. Suckable boobies!
What?!?
Gimme 5 ways a woman can easily distract a man. (I think we know 2 I would get distracted by already!)
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PMSL
I am not sure that is in the "spirit" of the game *laughs*
Gimme 5 ways a woman can easily distract a man.
1. Naked Boobies
2. Lap Dance strip
3. Ask him to see if your panties are too tight...
4. Play the BJ card
5. Play the BJ Card in the car.
Gimme 5 ways to tease a lover in public
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Spirit Schmirit. I am the Lord God Grand Poobah here!
5 ways to tease a lover in public
1. Fingers up her skirt on the park bench
2. Stand behind her at the zoo while watching the animals and suggest doing it their way later
3. Toes in her swimsuit in the pool
4. Stroke yourself out of sight of everyone else when she is walking towards you in public
5. Two words - Darkened theater
Gimme 5 ways to tease your dog
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I will get back to this after a cold shower ......*fans self*
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*grins big* I'm almost tempted to let you off with just a warning this time!
*hands you a ticket*
Almost!
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Takes ticket gleefully .............now that ticket ........ so worth it....
Gimme 5 ways to tease your dog
1. Lock him in the house and then pick up a cat in his line of sight
2. Eat anything in front of him and refuse to share *wipes drool from floor*
3. Take him to the Dog eventing day and refuse to let him off his lead.
4. Balance bacon on the end of his nose and say "wait"
5. Place his tennis ball collection on the top of the wall and say "fetch"
Gimme the 5 songs that appear when you hit shuffle on your Ipod
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5 songs that appear when you hit shuffle on your Ipod (Is on shuffle now actually)
1. Family Tradition - Hank Williams Jr
2. Rain - George Winston
3. Zaar - Peter Gabriel
4. Dracula Moon - Joan Osborne
5. Landslide - Dixie Chicks
Gimme 5 favorite romantic movies
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Romantic Movies
1. Sleepless in Seattle *for a few reasons*
2. An affair to remember *ditto*
3. Brief Encounter
4. La Belle et la Bete
5. Breakfast at Tiffany or Gone with the Wind
Gimme Five ......double entendres
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*counts* That was six!
Sheesh
Gimme Five ......double entendres
1. Cannibal - I'm having an old friend for dinner
2. Clown - This food tastes funny
3. Santa - Sit on my lap and let's talk about what comes up.
4. Boy Scout - I was kicked out of the scouts for eating a brownie.
5. Blonde - Stop staring at my double entendres! *ducks*
Gimme 5 ways to mess with Santa's head (Another double entendre.... Woot!)
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PMSL they were great!
Even the blonde. *grins*
Five ways to mess with Santa's head
1. Use your teeth *blinks*
2. staple the stockings, over the fireplace, closed
3. decorate your tree with Easter eggs
4.Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note that says, “For The Tooth Fairy.”
5.steal his naughty/nice list and make a few adjustments
Gimme Five Christmas party games
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LOL Love #2! Amy have to try that this year!
Five Christmas party games
1. Mistletoe feel up
2. Pin the nose on Rudolph
3. Ring toss on the Christmas tree
4. Eggnog snog
5. The 12 lays of Christmas (Adults only!)
Gimme 5 ways to ruin the family Christmas dinner
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*laughing* Can I have the 12 lays of Christmas please?
Eggnog snog sounds good also. On condition I don't have to drink the stuff, just snog
Gimme 5 ways to ruin the family Christmas dinner
1. Lick the serving spoon and then announce you have swine flu.
2.Invite your brother's ex.
3.Explain to your guests that in lieu' of a toast, you will be leading a 30 minute rendition of your favourite Christmas carols.
4. show a PETA video just to liven things up ...make a point of having the children watch just before the meal.
5.Bring up politics and abortion
Gimme 5 christmas presents you would like Santa to bring you.
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PETA video is brutal! But funny!
5 christmas presents I would like Santa to bring me
1. GPS
2. Gift Certificate to extremerestraints.com
3. More projects!
4. Christmas Cookies
5. tess ;)
Gimme 5 ways to leave hints for your SO about Christmas present ideas
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*melts a little*
Gimme 5 ways to leave hints for your SO about Christmas present ideas
1. Write it on his cock in indelible ink (what???) Men just don't get subtle
2. Leave the pictures of the wish list on the mirror
3. Set his home page to "what I want for Christmas.com"
4. Create an IPhone app "Things to make your SO happy"and download it to his phone. Create it so it rings every hour.
5. Buy it yourself and wrap it up for him, just get him to sign the card.
Gimme 5 Christmas presents YOU don't want.
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But what if you do #1 and get a plum instead of platinum?
Gimme 5 Christmas presents YOU don't want
1. Strap on (Ouch!)
2. Swine Flu
3. Positive Pregnancy test results
4. Step kids moving back home
5. Family visiting for the holidays.
Gimme 5 alternative "12 days of Christmas" gift ideas
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I will take the plum *grins* seems like a win win....
*laughs* Liked yours
Gimme 5 alternative "12 days of Christmas" gift ideas
I guess it is how you take the word "Alternative"....
1. One Partridge activist chained to an old-growth pear tree.
2. Two Bird calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses
3. Three hairy French female activists
4. four hours of badly recorded whale ring tones
5. five golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic incarceration
Gimme 5 ways to "Liven" up Christmas lunch
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Nice! Though wondering now if you got my "Plum/ Platinum" joke? *ponders*
Gimme 5 ways to "Liven" up Christmas lunch
1. Make the wait staff sing carols with you
2. Arrive wearing nothing but a large bow over your privates
3. Christmas goose for all the women in the place..... if you know what I mean?
4. Tell the waiter "Thanks for our Christmas lunch" then leave without paying.
5. Invite the Bro and SIL to the same place without telling them. Yikes!
Gimme 5 things NOT to hang on the Christmas tree
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Now I am not sure if I did "get" it or just think I got it?
Don't confuddle me!
I wanna see the second one!
Gimme 5 things NOT to hang on the Christmas Tree
1. Yesterdays Undies
2. A copy of your Pre Nup with "yeah baby" written next to the infidelity payout clause.
3. Your child's umbilical cord.
4. Your spouse
5. Your porn magazine collection
Gimme Five Toys they should bring back for Christmas
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(Okay not as funny if I have to explain it. But maybe you did get it. If you wrote what you wanted when it was hard but he read it when it was soft it might change the gift..... From "Platinum" to "Plum".)
Gimme Five Toys they should bring back for Christmas
1. Hoola hoops!
2. G.I. Joe missile firing jeep
3. Slinky
4. Lawn darts (Natural selection does work!)
5. X-ray vision glasses (How else can little boys learn? Oh right. The internet!)
Gimme 5 names for the alternate reindeer.
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Gimme 5 names for the alternate reindeer
1. Boozer
2. Adolph
3. Fluffer
4. Humper
5. Crasher
Gimme 5 of your favorite Christmas songs
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Nice names!
Gimme 5 of your favorite Christmas songs
1. Grandma got run over by a reindeer
2. I am Santa Claus (Sung to Iron Man- Black Sabbath http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy9s27nwQsY )
3. The 12 lays of Christmas
4. Chester the Molester (Sung to Frosty the Snowman)
5. Rudolph the drug fueled reindeer
Gimme 5 politically correct terms for Christmas
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Gimme 5 politically correct terms for Christmas
1. Happy Holidays
2. Happy Solstice
3. Happy Birthday, Hippie Dude from Nazareth
4. Happy Anniversary of that day when that baby was born in a barn
5. Merry Non-Specific Relgious Holiday
Gimme 5 of your favorite holiday foods
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Gimme 5 of your favorite holiday foods
(when it can be 100F plus at Christmas)
1. Easter Eggs
2. Pavlova
3. Fresh Cherries and Raspberry combo in chocolate
4. Lobster
5. Fresh BBQ Prawns
Gimme 5 food choices that should be banned.
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5 food choices that should be banned
1. Walnuts in chocolate chip cookies
2. Soft tofu in anything
3. Nutloaf
4. Black olives
5. Green olives
Gimme 5 ways to make people stop eating at a party
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5 Ways To Make People Stop Eating At A Party
1. Pick up pieces of food, turn it over in your hand and then put it back on the tray.
2. Ask repeatedly if anyone else smells cat urine
3. Make phlegmy throat clearing noises
4. Sneeze on the buffet table
5. Put in the DVD made during the birth of your child... extra points for any shots of the placenta being delivered.
Gimme 5 of Your Favorite Items of Clothing for The Opposite Sex
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I like the bonus option!
Gimme 5 of Your Favorite Items of Clothing for The Opposite Sex
1. Lacy bra
2. Boy shorts
3. CFM heels
4. Collar
5. Plaid Schoolgirl skirt
Gimme 5 ways to make DTM drool
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Gimme 5 ways to make DTM drool
1. Lacy bra
2. Boy shorts
3. CFM heels
4. Collar
5. Plaid Schoolgirl skirt ;D
Gimme 5 Activities you would rather not have captured on someone's cell phone cam.
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Gimme 5 Activities you would rather not have captured on someone's cell phone cam.
1. Picking my nose
2. Picking someone else's nose
3. Sleeping off a drunkfest
4. Kissing a non SO woman. Yikes!
5. Kissing a non SO man. Double yikes!
Gimme 5 ways to make Santa give you coal
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*cracks up @ 2*
Gimme 5 ways to make Santa give you coal
1. Watch a Porn clip on your Iphone, with the speaker on.........in church
2. Post a sign in front yard that says "Carolers Welcome." When they get almost to the front door turn on the sprinklers. (works equally as well when "family" is due)
3. Decorate your yard for the holidays using your neighbour's decorations.
4. Determine how many cups of coffee is "too many."
5. Yodel
Gimme Five Things That Didn't Exist When You Graduated From High School
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Gimme Five Things That Didn't Exist When You Graduated From High School
(Ooooo! Trying to make me feel old?)
1. Internet porn (Damnit!)
2. Cell phones
3. Laptops
4. GPS
5. Digital Cameras
Gimme 5 things to do when the power goes out to pass the time
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I think I just made myself feel old!!
Gimme 5 things to do when the power goes out to pass the time
1. Sex
2. Sleep
3. take candle lit bubble bath,with your SO
4. Light a campfire and cook Smores!
5. Naked shadow show by candle light
Gimme 5 Porn titles
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Ooooo Naked shadow show. Nice!
5 Porn Titles
1. Sperminator
2. Debbie does Dallas
3. Deep Throat
4. Where the boys aren't
5. Behind the Green Door
Gimme 5 fake porn movie names
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Gimme 5 fake porn movie names
1. DTM and the Nipples of Doom
2. BiTantric
3. Fast and Curious
4. Adone in Inspect her Gadget
5. DTM in Lord of the "O" rings
Gimme Five unusual Fetishes
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Gimme Five Unusual Fetishes
1. Acrotomophilia - sexual attraction to amputees. Just watched season 1 of Dexter...yikes Ice Truck Killer!
2. Autophagy - eating your own skin for sexual pleasure. Ick
3. Dendrophilia - tree loving. And I do mean LOVING.
4. Oculolintus - getting off on licking your partner's eyeballs
5. Furries - cute for borderline beastiality...
Gimme Five Boring Fetishes
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Five boring fetishes
1. Agalmatophilia Statues, mannequins and immobility. WTF?
2. Dendrophilia Trees (A twofer!)
3. Necrophilia Cadavers (Kind of boring by definition I would think!)
4. Somnophilia Sleeping or unconscious people
5. Ursusagalmatophilia Teddy bears
Gimme 5 reasons to like the rain
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*laughs*
5 Reasons to like the rain
1. Makes the Garden grow
2. Cheap way to wash your car
3. No one will notice if you are crying.
4. Great final rinse for your hair
5. God botherers tend to stay home!
Gimme five lunchtime sandwiches fillings
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Like #5!
Five lunchtime sandwiches fillings
1. Egg salad Yummers!
2. Left over slow roasted turkey breast
3. PBnJ!
4. BLT
5. Meatloaf! (Maybe Monday)
Gimme 5 ways to avoid Christmas madness at the stores
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Gimme 5 Ways To Avoid Christmas Madness At The Stores
1. Order gifts online and get to know your friendly UPS driver.
2. Make homemade gifts
3. Shop at 10pm on a Tuesday.
4. Agree to have gift giving AFTER Christmas
5. Drink yourself into a stupor and pass out. That makes for a joyous time around the homestead!
Gimme 5 Ways To De-Stress After Christmas Madness At The Stores
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*laughs @ Number 5
Gimme 5 Ways To De-Stress After Christmas Madness At The Stores
1. Take a mistletoe moment or two
2. Curl up in bed
3. Have a water fight with super soakers *it is hot here*
4. Use MD number 5 Drink yourself into a stupor and pass out.
5. Foot massage by 4 Burly Rugby type guys....
Gimme 5 Ways to hide from your relatives.
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Very nice ones ladies!
Gimme 5 Ways to hide from your relatives
1. Claim you have to "work" in the office.
2. Go run errands to city government buildings.
3. Say you have to wrap presents in private for the next 4 hours.
4. Get a friend to call you with a fake SAR callout!
5. Two words - Sports bar!
Gimme 5 things not to give your SO at Christmas.
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The drinking oneself into a stupor IS classic... and versatile! ;D
5 Things Not to Give Your SO at Christmas.
1. Herpes
2. A "How To Be A Better Lover" book.
3. Crocheted anything
4. A Penis Extender
5. Hair Club for Men Membership
Gimme 5 Things You Really, REALLY Want for Christmas
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*takes notes On hiding from DTM*
*cracks up @ Herpes*
Gimme 5 Things You Really, REALLY Want for Christmas
Super hard
1. No tears.
2. A wish fulfilled in February
3. New family traditions
4. My Christmas Breakfast for 10 to be spectacular (since I can't cook I am also going to pitch for the ability to cook)
5. and a blatant materialistic wish ~ Louboutins Willing to take any colour or style but please Santa the super dooper high ones. For one year I want to be in the back of the Christmas photos and not A) sitting on the floor B) someones lap
Gimme 5 Christmas Foods that you love
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Funny MD!
Nice wishes tinks
5 Christmas Foods that I love
1. Christmas morning pancakes!
2. Fakey Almond Rocha (First batch is gone. *mutters*)
3. Sugar cookies
4. Eggnog!
5. BACON!!!!!
Gimme 5 ways to embarrass yourself Christmas morning
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DTM, I think I may have found the perfect Christmas Gift for you
http://www.thepignextdoor.com/ (http://www.thepignextdoor.com/)
5 Ways to embarrass yourself Christmas Morning
1. Forget the rellos are here and lay under the Christmas Tree, butt naked waiting for Santa to check to see if you are..... nice and naughty
2. Regifting to the original gift giver
3. Confuse the gifts and give the nipples clamps to Grandma
4. Forget your SO Christmas gift but have 4 for the doggie
5. Do the walk of shame past the cute guy from the bar last night, wife and children
Gimme 5 things Bad Santa would do.
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Gimme 5 Things Bad Santa Would Do
1. Fuck the lady from "Gilmore Girls" in the hot tub.
2. Have sex with Mrs. Claus while thinking about someone else.
3. Take all of the gifts, trees, decorations, ornaments and lights from all the little Who's.
4. Kill a reindeer to make venison jerky.
5. Poop on a kid.
Gimme 5 New Year's Resolutions That You'll NEVER Make.
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Venison? Nice!
5 New Year's Resolutions That I'll NEVER Make
1. Run a marathon
2. Eat more tofu
3. Stop being an asshole ;D
4. Treat women with gentility and kindness
5. Never say never
Gimme 5 New Year's resolutions you are making/ have made.
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5 New Year's Resolutions I Am Making
1. To cut down on my coffee consumption
2. To have sex as often as possible so I can finally....
3. Have a baby. ;D
4. To quit calling my friends assholes :-*
5. To spending at least 2 hours each week in a hot bubble bath.
Gimme 5 Reasons To Stay Up Until Midnight on New Year's Eve
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*laughing* I love # 4!
Gimme 5 Reasons To Stay Up Until Midnight on New Year's Eve
1. The kissing!
2. More time to eat the appetizers
3. Being the first to have an orgasm in the new year
4. To prove I'm really not too old to stay awake until midnight.
5. The Fireworks!
Gimme 5 things that will happen in the news in 2010
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Gimme 5 things that will happen in the news in 2010
1. It will be proven that if taken daily, Short Blonde submissives enhance life span
2. Chocolate will be identified as a cancer preventive
3. Hitachi will bring back the dual headed version of the magic wand, there will be must rejoicing
4. A marginally attractive actress with no talent but with an excellent publicist will be the hot new thing.
5. Tiger Woods finds religion and discovers what nuns really wear under their habits..
Gimme 5 ways to inflict the maximum amount of pain on someone with a hangover..
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Belated welcome Tinks to the site!
Gimme 5 ways to inflict the maximum amount of pain on someone with a hangover
1. Play Metallica all day long.
2. Jump up and down on their belly in bed.
3. Lock the washroom so they can't puke in it.
4. Put on the TV every live action Disney movie since 2000.
5. Give them more booze!
Gimme 5 fun things to do in the snow
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Gimme 5 Fun Things To Do In The Snow
1. Make snow angels
2. Go sledding at the park and then have hot cocoa to warm up
3. Ice skating!
4. Snowball fight!
5. Make a fort
Gimme 5 Fun Things To Do At The Beach
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Gimme 5 Fun Things To Do At The Beach
1. Suntan (but not too much and use sunscreen!)
2. Swim
3. Make sand castles
4. Play Beach Volleyball
5. Smash Watermelons Blindfolded
Gimme 5 Things to Look Forward to in 2010
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Five things to look foward to in 2010
1 Fifa World Cup
2 Wrestlemania 26
3 Conventions (Anime north,Armageddon pulp expo)
4 Anime
5 FUN FUN on the forums at the masque
Gimmie 5 sex fantasy's to do in 2010
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Pssst. Haru! Tinks is Tess in a brunette wig so she can figure out most of the games. *ducks*
5 sex fantasy's to do in 2010
1. Meet an Aussie sub
2. Meet an old flame from hs. Yikes!
3. Get the SO into bondage
4. Have an unpacking marathon. ;)
5. Get another woman to play with the SO while I watch.
Gimme 5 things that will be better this year then last year
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Gimme 5 things that will be better this year than last year
1. ANY sports team I follow
2. First time gold for our Olympic team on our home turf
3. Hopefully some better happenings on the home front
4. More improv shows to do!
5. More fun than before on the forum here!
Gimme 5 predictions for the world in 2010.
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5 predictions for the world in 2010
1. It will be better then 2009!
2. We will still be bogged down in two wars.
3. Al Gore will continue to annoy everyone as ManBearPig!
4. DTM will continue to be a bad, bad man.
5. The Colbert Nation Speed Skaters will whip the Canadians! Woot!
Gimme 5 ways to survive the olympic crowds in BC this winter.
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Gimme 5 ways to survive the Olympic crowds in BC this winter.
1. Bonk Stephen Colbert and get the best seat in the stand
(oh, did I say that out loud???)
2. Invest in Cable Television from your hotel room.
3. Visit Australia and watch the games on satellite from a yacht cruising the Barrier Reef.
4. Use DTM as a point guard.
5. Be the one on the winners podium.
Gimme 5 Ins/ Outs for 2010
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The fight is on Mr. Colbert! Wait until our bears get you! ;D
Gimme 5 Ins/Outs in 2010
1. Reality TV is out, Game shows are back in
2. Teen singers/boy bands/Hannah Montana is out, old rock bands are back in (like the Who)
3. Cell phones are out, bluetooth is in
4. Jimmy Fallon is out, Conan O'Brian is in
5. Regular news shows are out, Colbert Report is in
Gimme 5 hot drinks
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But Stephen looked so hot in that lyrca suit!
Gimme 5 hot drinks
1. Hot Chocolate and Marshmallows
2. Gluhwein
3. Mocha Skinny Latte with Chocolate Sprinkles
4. Cup of Irish Breakfast tea
5. A hot totty
Gimme 5 Cold Drinks for a summer day
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5 Cold Drinks for a summer day (Had to google gluhwein)
1. Hand squeezed lemonade
2. 7-11 Slushees
3. Ice cold Corona
4. Snow cone (Hey! Wait long enough and it's a drink!)
5. Margarita on the rocks no ice. Yummers!
Gimme 5 ways to stay warm on a cold Winter's day
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Gimme 5 ways to keep warm on a winter's day
1. A fireplace
2. Blankies!
3. Hot cocoa
4. Hot sex!
5. Don't go rolling in the snow naked! :P
Gimme 5 good books everyone should read
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Gimme 5 good books everyone should read
1. Nevermore Neil Gaiman (with thanks to DTM steering me to this author)
2. Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury
3. To Kill a Mockingbird – Harper Lee
4. Lord of the Flies by William Golding.
5. Kama Sutra (not just for position advice but for the holistic approach)
Gimme 5 Movies you would advise against seeing
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Ah one of the best all time one hit wonders in Lee there. Saw the movie, read the book.
Gimme 5 Movies You Would Advise Against Seeing
(NOTE: I won't even find you these movies for synopsis, just TRUST ME they will destroy your mind!)
1. Postal
2. Santa With Muscles
3. Tekken the Anime Movie
4. Mortal Kombat Annihilation
5. Zombie Strippers
Gimme 5 Celebrities You Would Have to Punch on Sight
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Hey! I have seen Zombie Strippers *laughs* But will avoid the others.
Gimme 5 Celebrities You Would Have to Punch on Sight
Not much of a punching girl more the death stare and tripping type *grins*
1. Paris Hilton
2. Ashton Kutcher
3. Any Kardashian
4. Tom Cruise
5. Inset name of any reality show wally
Gimme five Cartoon Strips and rate. (good-bad-indifferent)
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I want to see Zombie Strippers! Dang!
Five Cartoon Strips with ratings
1. Kathy - Horrid!
2. Doonesbury - Profound!
3. Peanuts - A classic. always good for a chuckle
4. Calvin & Hobbes - Pretty dang funny
5. Bloom County - Best ever!
Gimme 5 of the best t.v. shows of all time
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Gimme 5 of The Best TV Shows of All Times
1. All In The Family
2. My So-Called Life (don't judge me)
3. LOST
4. The Sopranos
5. 30 Rock
Gimme 5 of Your All-Time Favorite Songs
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Wow! Not a single one I would have picked. (Tries not to judge you)
5 of my All-Time Favorite Songs
1. Beautiful World - Colin Hay
2. Glory Box - Portishead
3. Two Suns in the Sunset - Pink Floyd
4. Wish You Were Here - Pink Floyd
5. Hallelujah - kd Lang
Gimme 5 of your favorite road trip songs
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5 of My Favorite Road Trip Songs
1. One Big Holiday - My Morning Jacket
2. Not An Addict - K's Choice
3. Intergalactic - Beastie Boys
4. Short Skirt/Long Jacket - Cake
5. Candy - Iggy Pop & Kate Pierson
Gimme 5 Fantastic Fucking Songs
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Gimme 5 Fantastic Fucking Songs
1. Fuck me like an animal NIN
2. Glorybox ~ Portishead
3. Feel the love ~ Paula Cole
4. Mercy ~ Duffy
5. Your Sweetness is my weakness ~ Barry White (there is a certain grinding hip action that works sooooo well with this song ~ kindly brought to you by TMI tink)
Gimme 5 guilty pleasure songs
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Ah to my AMV playlists for these!
Gimme 5 guilty pleasure songs
1. White and Nerdy - Weird Al
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmX-FJ2gKv4
2. Lady Marmalade - Christina Aguilera, Lil' Kim, Mya and Pink
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJXS_XF9Mwo
3. Truly, Madly, Deeply - Savage Garden
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dvOjX061eA
4. I Want it That Way - Backstreet Boys (whom I used to hate...guess time changes things maybe?)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFkjse6nKO8
5. C is for Cookie! - Cookie Monster
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pz7uBcVo6uk
Gimme 5 singers/bands you wish suddenly went deaf right now
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5 singers/bands you wish suddenly went deaf right now
1. KSE (Killswitch Engage)
2. White Chapel
3. Phoenix Mourning (when these guys bother to sing and not scream, they're decent. but the combo of half sing/half scream with pretty intro music is unnerving... and not in a good way.)
4. Marilyn Manson (I used to be a huge fan of his, but after his last two shite albums, he needs to go deaf for such crap. Maybe he already has, which would explain all the whiny bullshite.)
5. Britney Spears. Urgh. Just urgh.
Give me five songs that if you never heard again it would be too soon.
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( I love the Lady Marmalade song! *grins*)
Give me five songs that if you never heard again it would be too soon.
1. The froggie ring tone song thing *shudders*
2. The Macarena
3. Run For Your Life” - The Beatles
4. Down Under - Men at Work
5. We Built This City - Starship
Gimme 5 dancing party songs
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Gimme 5 Dancing Party Songs
1. Let's Get this Party Started - Pink
2. You Gotta Fight for your Right to Party - Beastie Boys
3. Real Me - Ayumi Hamasaki
4. Time Warp -Rocky Horror Picture Show
5. Kung-Fu Fighting - Carl Douglas
Gimme 5 TV Shows that Jumped the Shark (as in should be cancelled by now)
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1. Survivor
2. One Tree Hill
3. Gossip Girl
4. Medium (it used to be good, but it's lost it's kick)
5. The Tyra Banks Show
Give me five foods you absolutely love.
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Great and doing this on an empty stomach!
Give me 5 foods you absolutely love
1. Sushi!
2. Ice Cream
3. Pizza
4. Crepes
5. Reese's Pieces
Gimme 5 things you can cook
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Five things I can cook:
1. A grilled cheese sandwich
2. Fettuccine Alfredo
3. Salmon
4. Fried chicken
5. Stir fry
Give me five foods you wish you knew how to cook.
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Yum love alfredo!
Give me 5 foods you wish you knew how to cook
1. Fried Rice (still can't get it as good as Chef Kenichi on Iron Chef!)
2. Tacos...because they rule!
3. Tempura Shrimp
4. Roasted Turkey (though have helped do one but not on my own done one)
5. Sticky Rice
Gimme 5 sports predictions for 2010
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Gimme 5 Sports Predictions for 2010.
*assuming they don't have to be based on any type of reality*
1. Detroit Red Wings win the Stanley Cup
2. Detroit Tigers win the World Series
3. Michigan State men's basketball wins the NCAA championship
4. Michigan State hockey wins the NCAA championship
5. Detroit Lions finish the season over .500
Gimme 5 Things To Do On a Cold, Grey Winter Day
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Hmmmm quite Michigan biased, heh. What nothing for the Pistons?
Gimme 5 Things to Do on a Cold, Grey Winter Day
1. Play video games
2. Watch NFL Playoff games
3. Plan out things for a busy week ahead to come
4. Play with the cat
5. Play games here on the Masque!
And if you can't tell, today is such a day, heh.
Gimme 5 Famous People, Past or Present, You'd Want to Meet for Dinner
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lol - I did notice, which is why I asked! I threw a nap into the mix, too. And no, I don't have much love for the NBA. I prefer college hoops.
Gimme 5 Famous People, Past or Present, You'd Want to Meet for Dinner
1. Barack Obama
2. Paul Newman
3. Anne Boleyn
4. Steve Yzerman
5. Idi Amin (what a crazy mofo)
Gimme 5 Famous People, Past or Present, You'd Want to Fuck After Dinner
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Gimme 5 Famous People, Past or Present, You'd Want to Fuck After Dinner
1. Michelle Yeoh
2. Sir Lancelot (well least hoping he lives up to the name!)
3. Trish Stratus
4. Natalie Portman
5. Cary Elwes
Gimme 5 Famous People, Past or Present, You'd Shoot on Sight if They Ever Came to Dinner!
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Gimme 5 Famous People, Past or Present, You'd Shoot on Sight if They Ever Came to Dinner!
1. Hitler (that was a given)
2. Pol pot
3. Future me (yes I am famous in my own life!)
4. Any person famous or not who insists on driving drunk.
5. Nicolae Ceausescu
Gimme five spam titles from your inbox
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Five spam titles from your inbox
1. Go to school for free.
2. Become a cop.
3. View your matches now.
4. Your credit score may have changed.
5. Nurses are in demand!
Give me five things you wish someone would do for you for free.
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Give me 5 things you wish someone would do for you for free
1. Sex, and lots of it!
2. My chores around the house, especially cleaning the kitty litter!
3. Cook (preferably nearly naked except for an apron)
4. Massage me when I'm sore
5. Drive me around (yes I got no license...nor a car...)
Gimme 5 Superheroes you'd want to make love to (bonus if you say why!)
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Five superheroes you'd want to make love to (bonus if you say why!)
1. Superman - He's got those superpowers, and I'd like to find out if they transfer into love making.
2. The Green Lantern
3. Wolverine - He's just badass, so what can I say?
4. Storm - (see # 5)
5. Rogue - These two ladies are awesome and very powerful, plus they kick ass. I find strong women appealing.
Give me five comic villains with whom you'd love to have a one night stand.
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Give me 5 comic villains with whom you'd love to have a one night stand
1. Catwoman...meow whip me good!
2. White Queen, as I want her to rock me psychically...in bed!
3. Poison Ivy, who is smoking hot for an environmentalist!
4. Harley Quinn as she's bubbly and just so darn cute and sexy!
5. Mystique as she can cover any sexy man or woman with her shapeshifting!
(http://street-of-porn.com/cartoons/batman_porn4.jpg)
(http://theleandrocomics.com/wp-content/gallery/6/4.jpg)
(http://leandrocomics.com/members/thumbscontent/galleries/Gallery07/preview_2_1.jpg)
(http://pictures.hentai-foundry.com/k/karmagik/21894.jpg)
Gimme 5 types of fruit that is sexy to eat
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Five types of fruit that is sexy to eat
1. Bananas - For obvious reasons.
2. Cherries - not so much the fruit as tying the stem in knot with tongue and teeth to an audience, which I can and have done.
3. Strawberries
4. Peaches - especially the juicy ones.
5. Oranges
Give me five items you associate with sex, whether or not they're used in the act is up to you.
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Give me five items you associate with sex, whether or not they're used in the act is up to you
1. Ice - easily fun for iceplay
2. Flowers - For petals on the bed or even dragging along the body
3. Handcuffs - 'nuff said
4. Blindfolds - again nothing is sexier than using your other senses
5. Cologne/Perfume - Again because scent is one of the key features in sexual attraction
Gimme 5 things you find scary
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Five things you find scary
1. Clowns
2. Horror movies
3. Snakes
4. Spiders
5. Serial killers
Give me five things that make you happy
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Give me five things that make you happy
1. Great music
2. My Dog (on his good days)
3. Chocolate
4. Special places and special emails
5. My pool
Gimme five reasons NOT to go shopping
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Gimme 5 reasons NOT to go shopping
1. You're lacking the funds at the moment.
2. Everything is too expensive today!
3. You don't got a ride to the mall/store.
4. You're busy today with other things.
5. ZOMBIES invaded the mall, RUN!
Gimme 5 fantasy groups of people you'd want to spend the night with
BONUS: Here's one of mine:
(http://www.realitytvscoop.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/wwe_divas_wallpaper__p_by_tscagonic.jpg)
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Gimme 5 fantasy groups of people you'd want to spend the night with
1. The cast of M.A.S.H. (For the fun convo ya pervs!)
2. Tinks and her gumbooted friend. *grins*
3. All of the women from the cast of "Legend of the Seeker"
4. An all catholic girl school where plaid skirts and white blouses are the norm. Yum!
5. The Raiderettes. (Whom I hope suck as much as the Raiders)
Gimme 5 non-sick reasons to call in sick to work
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ROFL at your #5
Gimme 5 non-sick reasons to call in sick to work
1. It's your religion's holiday and you must observe it.
2. Your (insert random relative) passed away.
3. I've been called to service and the Navy boat leaves today!
4. Your wife's in labour!
5. My kids got sick and I got to tend to them today.
Gimme 5 things you do when planning a Super Bowl party
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Five things you do when planning a super bowl party
1. Make sure the television is in working order
2. Purchase extra food that is not messy
3. Stock refrigerator with beer/alcohol
4. Invite guests
5. Make sure you have enough seats for everyone
Give me five kinks you find interesting and want to try.
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Give me 5 kinks you find interesting and want to try
1. Bukkake (taking or receiving multiple cumshots)
http://www.xhamster.com/movies/16914/bukkake.html
2. Cosplay sex
http://www.xhamster.com/movies/228807/naruto_cosplay_lesbian_sex.html
3. Mutual masturbation
http://xhamster.com/movies/98575/mutual_pleasures.html
4. Sex in the Men's locker room
http://xhamster.com/movies/261358/gay_soccer_movie.html
5. Classroom sex
http://xhamster.com/movies/232074/sexual_party_in_classroom.html
Gimme 5 different languages you find sexy to hear
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Five different languages you find sexy to hear
1. French - almost nothing is hotter than to hear a man who speaks it. God, that accent is to-die-for hot.
2. Italian
3. Bulgarian
4. Spanish
5. Russian
Give me five things you find irresistible
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Ah bien sur, j'aime quand une femme veut jouir! (French for "Ah of course, I love when a woman wants to cum!")
Give me five things you find irresistable
1. Eyeglasses
2. Sushi
3. Sex!
4. School Outfits on gals
5. Ice Cream
Gimme 5 of the dumbest movies ever made
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*whimpers at the French*
Five of the dumbest movies ever made
1. I <3 Huckabees
2. Vanilla Sky
3. Glitter
4. Crossroads - Brittany Spears... need I say more?
5. From Justin to Kelly - Absolutely the worst movie EVER made. If you've not seen it, I envy you.
Give me five of the worst television shows of all time.
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lol 3 of those movies starred singers, so yes, 'nuff said.
Give me five of the worst television shows of all time.
1. Hannah Montana (again singers stick to what you do...err...ok maybe not her...)
2. Spider-Man Unlimited http://www.retrojunk.com/details_tvshows/3446-spider-man-unlimited/ (Dang it you almost killed the series you crappy cartoon!)
3. Barney and Friends (Uggggggh hated this from the past and there's lots even today that's horrid for kids!)
4. In honor of it's anniversary this week, any XFL game! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XFL
5. Most reality TV, but to narrow it down, The Apprentice because universities actually USE THE SHOW to show the leaders of tomorrow how to ACT AS LEADERS! No Wonder we're doomed!
Gimme 5 of the worst songs of all time
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I totally agree with your five worst television shows. Urgh. Just urgh. I remember when the Apprentice first debuted, my college had us take notes on the business techniques used. I knew it was crap even then.
Give me five of the worst songs of all time
1. The Sign - Ace of Base
2. Mambo #5 - Lou Bega
3. Barbie Girl - Aqua
4. Shiny, Happy People - R.E.M - I normally like R.E.M, but this song was epic levels of bad.
5. Achy, Breaky Heart - It's by Billy Ray Cyrus... *cringes*
Give five sayings that should be on tee shirts but probably aren't.
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Give five sayings that should be on tee shirts but probably aren't
1. I am Batman and I can breathe in space!
2. This is the worst vacation ever...
3. Yaoi is my favorite subject.
4. I want you to put something in me!
5. Where did you put my panties?
Sorry couldn't resist plugging our improv troupe. :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RcNsJgkQZM
Gimme 5 celebrities who would make horrible politicians
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5 celebrities who would make horrible politicians
1. Lindsey Lohan
2. David Hasselhoff
3. Tom Cruise
4. Oprah Winfrey
5. Pam Anderson
Gimme 5 ways to turn someone on
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Gimme 5 ways to turn someone on
1. Strip very slowly and sexily for them.
2. Offer them chocolate...off your bare belly!
3. Serve them breakfast in bed...naked!
4. Dress in revealing outfits when going to work.
5. Tie a knot in a cherry using only your tongue.
Gimme 5 TV games shows, past or present
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Gimme 5 TV games shows, past or present
1. Family Feud
2. Wheel of Fortune
3. Jeopardy
4. Name That Tune
5. The Dating Game
Gimme 5 things you'd do for money
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Gimme 5 things you'd do for money
1. SEX!
2. Dye my hair...again
3. Shave bald
4. Strip naked in public
5. Wrestle anyone...ok except Jenna Morasca...
Gimme 5 pieces of clothing you find sexy
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Just pushing this game back into the rotation.
So the next person, your topic again is:
Gimme 5 pieces of clothing you find sexy
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Bringing some old games back to the forefront with rule reminders!
Real simple, you're asked to give a list of 5 answers to a question. Give the answers, then ask your own listing question for 5 questions.
So the next person, your topic again is:
Gimme 5 pieces of clothing you find sexy