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General => The Salon => Topic started by: Haruhifan on August 19, 2011, 05:25:23 PM
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Hi folks, how about some new games! More from my comedy improv background.
A topic is given from the previous post (breaking a bit of the old format-you CAN reply to a suggestion you gave a previous post to be the new reply). The joke goes as such:
"99 Things (the topic given last reply) walk into a bar/pub/tavern (you choose which), the barkeep/bartender says we don't serve your kind." Then a punchline comes. Here's an example:
CATS
99 cats walking into a bar, the barkeep says we don't serve your kind. The cats say that not purrfect.
Cheesy punchlines are encouraged!
Here's the first topic:
DOGS
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my turn :)
99 dogs walking into a bar, the barkeep says we don't serve your kind.The dogs say its Barking mad.
Robot.
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99 Robots Walked into a bar. The barkeep said we don't serve your kind. The robots responded by saying "ERROR, ERROR."
Next up: 99 mops
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99 mops Walked into a bar. The barkeep said we don't serve your kind.The Mops they'll wipe the floor with them.
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99 Mops walked into a bar. Bartender said we don't serve your kind. The mops cleaned him out the next day.
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99 mops walked into a bar. Bartender said we don't serve your kind. The mops told him to wax off!
Give a try also with:
Lamps
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99 Lamps walk into a bar. Barkeep says we don't serve your kind. The lamps turned the lights off on him.
Also try: Bees
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99 bees walk into a bar. Barkeep says we don't serve your kind, so buzz off. That really stun...the barkeep 99 times that is.
99 lamps walk into a bar. Barkeep says we don't serve your kind. The lamps said his place looked shady anyways and left.
Also try: Cars
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99 Cars walk into a bar.Barkeep says we don't serve your kind. The Cars say they were only there for a fiill up.
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99 robots walked into a bar. Barkeep said we don't serve your kind. The robots started saying "All Your Base Belongs to Us!"
99 cars drove into a bar. They ran it down. ;D
Also try: soccer balls
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99 soccer balls bounced into a bar.Barkeep said we don;t serve your kind.He stuck the soccer balls in the back of the net.
Laptops
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99 laptops walked into a bar. Barkeep said we don't serve your kind. They gave him the blue screen of death!
Also try: Barrels
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99 laptops walked into a bar. Barkeep said we don't serve your kind. The laptops said fine, we're shutting you down!
99 barrels walked into a bar. Barkeep said we don't serve your kind. The all did a barrel roll and the next day there was no more bar.
Try also: buckets
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99 cars go into a bar. Barkeep says we don't serve your kind. The cars said first no Oscar nominee, now no drink to help the pain of that!
99 soccer balls went into a bar. Barkeep says we don't serve your kind. The balls instead dribbled all over the bar floor.
99 laptops walked into a bar. Barkeep says we don't serve your kind. The laptops made it an open and shut case.
99 barrels rolled into a bar. They ran over the barkeep, free drinks for all!
99 buckets went into a bar. Barkeep said we don't serve your kind. The buckets went what's the matter, oh, buck-it all!
Also try: birds
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99 birds walked into a bar. Barkeep said we don't serve your kind. They all got VERY angry and there was 1 knocked over bar the next day.
Also try: Radios
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99 radios walked into a bar. Bartender says we don't serve your kind. It was all over then as 99 radios played...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2rmEMd3i8g
THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!
Also try: Pro Wrestlers
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99 pro wrestlers walked into a bar. Bartender said we don't serve your kind. The bar became a pier 6 brawl.
Also try: Headphones
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99 Headphones walked into a bar. Barkeep said we don't serve your kind. The Headphones said "you're ear-ily paranoid of us!"
Give a try with: Baseballs
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99 Baseballs walked into a bar.Barkeep said we don't serve your lind.Baseballs said we've struck out again.
Try Cell phones
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99 cell phones walked into a bar. Barkeep said we don't serve your kind. The cell phones said somebody better call your momma!
Try out: sunglasses
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99 Sunglasses walked into a bar.Barkeep said we don't serve your kind.Sunglasses said they were blinded by the light.
Try heaters.
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99 heaters walked into a bar. Barkeep says we don't serve your kind. The heaters told him don't be so cold to us, we just want to warm up to you!
Give a try with: Umbrellas
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99 Umbrellas walked into a bar.Barkeep said we don't serve your kind.Umbrelllas said we're just singing in the rain.
Try Plushie
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99 plushies walked into a bar. Barkeep said we don't serve your kind. The plushies said no hugs for you!
Give a try with: books
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99 Books walked into a bar.Barkeep said we don't serve your kind.Books said you can't put us down.
try Deoderant.
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99 spray cans of deoderant walk into a bar. Barkeep says we don't serve your kind. They said back, oh so only BARS of deoderant get served?
Give a go with: Guns
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99 Guns walked into a bar. The bartender said we don't serve your kind. There was 1 dead bartender with 99 gunshot wounds the next day.
99 Guns walked into a bar. The barkeep said we don't serve your kind. The guns asked why did he put the safety on them drinking?
Try also: Hotdogs
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99 hot dogs walked into a bar, barkeep said we don't serve your kind. The hotdogs said he doesn't cut the mustard.
Also try: stamps
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99 stamps walked into a bar.The bartender said we don't serve your kind. The stamps say no need to go postel
99 stamps walked into a bar.The bartender said we don't serve your kind.The stamps said they couldn't be licked.
99 stamps walked into a bar.The bartender said we don't serve your kind.The stamps said they were an urgent delivery.
Try Olympics
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99 Olympics walked into a bar. They left the barkeep all of their combined bills and the bar went belly up.
Give a shot with: Televisions
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99 Televisions walked into a bar. The barkeep said we don't serve your kind. The TVs said to stop changing their channels!
Also try: Gloves
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99 Gloves walked into a bar. The barkeep said we don't serve your kind. The barkeep didn't get an applause for his comment.
Also try: cars
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99 cars drove into a bar. The bar is now a parking lot.
99 cars walked into a bar. The barkeep said we don't serve your kind. The cars said Disney treated them better than this!
99 cars walked into a bar. The bartender said we don't serve your kind. The cars asked why he was such and stick shaft in the mud?
Also try replying with: Pokemon
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99 Pokemon walked into a bar. The barkeep said we don't serve your kind. The Pokemon evolved to knock him out.
Also try: reindeer
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99 reindeer came dancing, dasher, prancing into a bar...they needed to make a new bar the next day.
Also give a shot with: motorcycles
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99 motorcycles went into a bar one day. Barkeep said we don't serve your kind. 99 motorcycles the next day played card games...while running over the barkeep. SCREW THE RULES I HAVE MONEY!
Also try: wallets
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99 wallets went into a bar. Barkeep said we don't serve your kind. The wallets said no tip for you and shut him out.
Also try: Fireplaces
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99 fireplaces walked into a bar one day. Barkeep said we don't serve your kind. They asked what's stuffing up YOUR chimney?!
Also try: Airplanes
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99 airplanes flew into a bar...there's now a runway where the bar used to be.
Also try out: Hammers
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99 hammer walked into a bar one day. The barkeep said we don't serve your kind. They all shouted "STOP, Hammer Time!"
Also try: Moose
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99 Moose walked into a Canadian bar. The next day the bar had 99 antler trophies.
Also try: horses
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99 horses walked into a bar. Barkeep said we don't serve your kind. The horses asked why he had to say "neigh" to them!
Also try out: Lightsabres
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99 lightsabres walked into a bar. The barkeep said we don't serve your kind. They fought back...but never sliced first!
Try out: reindeer
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99 reindeer walked into a bar. The barkeep said we don't serve your kind. The reindeer sleighed him.
Also try: figure skaters
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99 figure skaters entered a bar. Barkeep said you didn't get a good score to come in. The 99 figure skaters launched a protest because he was so judgemental.
Try: Goats
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99 goats walked into a bar. Barkeep said we don't serve your kind. The goats told him that he made a Baaaaaaaaad mistake.
Give a try with: baseballs
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99 baseballs rolled into a bar. The Barkeeper said we don't serve your kind. The baseballs said he just balked.
Give a shot too with: lamps
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99 lamps walked into a bar. Bartender said we don't serve your kind. The lamps turned the lights out on the bar.
Also try:balloons
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99 balloons floated into a bar. The Barkeep said we don't serve your kind. The balloons decided to burst his bubble.
Try out too: Pizzas
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99 pizzas walked into a bar. The barkeep said they don't serve food here. The pizzas told him he's not worth a slice of their time.
Try out: Trucks
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99 trucks drove into a bar...the bar no longer exists.
99 trucks parked near a bar. The barkeep said we don't serve your kind. They said until he transforms into a nice person, they're rolling out!
Also try: Chickens
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99 Chickens walked into a bar. The bartender told them that we don't serve your kind. The Chickens told him to stop egging them on!
Give a try out with: Tennis Balls
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99 tennis balls walked into a bar. The barkeep told them that he doesn't serve their kind. The tennis balls called that a fault and smashed their challenge in his face.
Also try: Taxis
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99 taxis walked into a bar. The barkeep told them that he doesn't serve their kind. The taxis all call in ghost rides, pool their cash and line up Harry Chapin on the jukebox to play 50 times in a row.
Also try: College Basketball Players
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Welcome Rajah to the Salon games and back to the site! Keep having fun with the forums and site!
99 college basketball players walked into a bar. The bartender told them that he doesn't serve their kind. The 99 college basketball players say that's fine, they don't get any pay anyways to buy a drink.
Give a try with: Tulips