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Title: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on August 19, 2011, 05:33:29 PM: Another improv adapted game here. Again take either the last suggested topic the last reply said, or take a past reply topic, there's no limit to the subject you choose for your reply.

A subject will be given. You simply make a joke as if you're Arnold Schwarzenegger in one of his older movies taking it on and trying to give a cheezy 1980s movie pun/insult.

For example if the topic was A ROCK you can use the word directly, a form of it OR make reference to it in many ways:

"I will throw you Mr. Rock into a glass house and see how you like it!"

"I will be rocking your world now!"

"I will bring it to you if you smell what YOU are cooking?"

Your first topic thus is:

ROCKS
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: andone (Anime Ninja) on August 20, 2011, 07:59:12 PM: Sounds intresting will give this game ago.

ROCKS

I said I'd have a drink on the Rocks.

Okay next word will be

CAKE
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on August 24, 2011, 11:52:37 PM: The cake is not a lie...it is erased...by my mouth.

GUNS
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on September 10, 2011, 02:53:05 PM: You rocks, are the one stuck between yourself and a hard place!

Hey cake, I'll take a slice out of you!

I'll be the one Gun-ning for you!

Give also a try with:

Peanuts
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: andone (Anime Ninja) on November 05, 2011, 02:49:19 AM: Peanuts

I will crack your peanuts open .
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on November 05, 2011, 05:46:46 PM: You might be a tough peanut but I'm the nutcracker!

Paintbrushes
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on November 13, 2011, 12:09:53 AM: I paintbrush by numbers with you, 1, 2, 3 you dye now!

Also try Trees
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on November 19, 2011, 01:42:24 PM: Why don't you make like a tree and leaf?

(Sorry just had to slip that in for good old Back to the Future times :P )

Also try Pans
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: andone (Anime Ninja) on November 21, 2011, 08:57:13 PM: Out of the fire into the frying Pans.

Swimming pool
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on November 28, 2011, 12:29:34 AM: This is where you take the dive.

Wanted to note like with the above reply for this game you don't need to use the exact word, it can also be in reference to it. I'll edit it too in the original post.

Also try: Moose
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: andone (Anime Ninja) on November 28, 2011, 06:17:29 PM: Your Moose is cooked.

DVD's
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on December 12, 2011, 10:16:52 AM: Stop, Ahnold time. Rewind, see me shoot you. Play...the game!

Also try: books
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: andone (Anime Ninja) on December 12, 2011, 03:09:08 PM: Your books were overdue.

try glasses.
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on December 14, 2011, 08:51:56 AM: I WOULD hit a man with glasses!

Try also: Water Bottles
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: andone (Anime Ninja) on December 14, 2011, 07:22:12 PM: If it has Water Bottles we can drink it.

Try Sled/s
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on January 05, 2012, 02:40:56 PM: It's all downhill for you!

Also try: Snow
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: andone (Anime Ninja) on January 15, 2012, 08:10:13 PM: Time to let it Snow let it Snow.

Try Swimming.
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on January 16, 2012, 12:14:50 PM: I don't dip a toe in the water, I swim to kill!

Also try: Machete
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on January 18, 2012, 02:49:56 PM: I'll make you doggie paddle...then you'll be sent up the river!

Get to da choppa...and I mean I will choppa you up!

Also try: Spear
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: andone (Anime Ninja) on January 25, 2012, 01:51:27 AM: He asked if I had a Spear change.

Tire;s flat better use the Spear.

Hey you come over Spear.

Try Chair
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on February 03, 2012, 03:07:20 PM: I'll be Bach...with this Con-Chair-To for you!

Try also: Doctor
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: andone (Anime Ninja) on February 04, 2012, 08:44:11 PM: I'm your Doctor time for your check up

Get to da Doctor

Try Video Game
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on February 05, 2012, 10:27:00 AM: Game OVER!

I'll be resetting your game now.

YOU have lost de game!

Also try: Football
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on March 22, 2012, 07:17:04 PM: You're about the get sacked.

Also try: Trees
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on April 16, 2012, 07:20:25 AM: If you fall after I chop you down, will you make a sound?

Also try: Brushes
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: andone (Anime Ninja) on April 17, 2012, 02:23:21 AM: I swept up the floor with you

Try Motorcycle.
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on April 25, 2012, 05:09:10 PM: I'll card you for playing on motorcycles!

I'm about to pop your wheelie!

Also try: Shovels
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: andone (Anime Ninja) on April 25, 2012, 11:13:40 PM: Its all done when push comes to shovels.

They digged me.

Try Cosplay
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on May 09, 2012, 02:25:44 PM: In the name of all that is sane, I will defeat you Sailor Bubba!

I cannot mask my anger!

Now you'll see MY weapon check!

Give a go with: Bricks
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on May 18, 2012, 12:17:21 PM: Brick-a-brack I'm on the attack!

Also try: Screwdrivers
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: andone (Anime Ninja) on May 22, 2012, 12:16:48 AM: I gave it a quick screw

Try Can
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on May 22, 2012, 06:09:35 PM: Can I crush you? YES I CAN!

Try using: Watches
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: andone (Anime Ninja) on May 23, 2012, 05:57:40 PM: Your time has run out

My watches say its go time.

Try Water
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on May 23, 2012, 08:41:03 PM: Wa-ter you gonna do about it punk?

It's up the river with you!

Try: Swords
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: andone (Anime Ninja) on May 24, 2012, 02:46:47 AM: I drew my sword first

Call that a sword this is a sword

Time to do slice and dice.

try Pockie.
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on June 03, 2012, 08:01:04 PM: I will pocky your eyes out!

Do you think I got a gun in my pants...or is my Pocky happy to see you?

Try: Pillows
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: andone (Anime Ninja) on June 03, 2012, 09:08:33 PM: I made him more comfortable

Let me fluff your pillows.

Try Soda
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on June 06, 2012, 01:13:45 AM: It was so refreshing I popped him.

It "soda" not look like you'll live.

Try: bathtub
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on June 19, 2012, 03:28:31 PM: You fizzled out.

I threw you out with the bathwater you big baby!

Rub a dub dub, I plugged you in the bathtub.

Also try: soccer ball
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: andone (Anime Ninja) on June 19, 2012, 09:06:08 PM: I handeled the ball.

I bent it like beckham

I stuck it in the old onion bag

I scored a GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL

Try air conditioning.
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on June 21, 2012, 03:32:20 PM: CHILL! (Oh wait he actually used that as Mr. Freeze... ;D let's try that again!)

I see you're leaking coolant...from my gunshot!

Give a go with: Cars
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on July 06, 2012, 01:05:24 PM: I'm gonna BTU you!

I drove over your heart and now I'll drive over you!

It's time for CARMAGEDDON!

Also try: Hammer
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on July 26, 2012, 09:15:33 PM: STOP, Hammer Time!

Meet my meat hammers!

Also give a go with: Radios
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: andone (Anime Ninja) on July 26, 2012, 09:52:39 PM: Video killed the radios star.

Tune your radios louder

Talkback to the radios.

Try toothpaste
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on August 02, 2012, 01:53:17 PM: That's the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth!

It's time for you to decay.

I got your drill right here!

Try: Sunglasses
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on September 05, 2012, 02:45:04 PM: You are the plaque of humanity, time to brush you aside!

I wear my sunglasses at night...to kill you!

Your shady ventures are about to end.

Also try: Books
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on September 18, 2012, 08:46:07 PM: This is an open and shut case!

I've read the book on you and it says you die!

Try also: boots
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on October 07, 2012, 05:15:24 PM: It's a-boot time I kicked your ass!

Also try: hats
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on October 23, 2012, 06:36:40 PM: Hat's off to you!

Also try: cows
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on January 06, 2013, 06:13:54 PM: I got a BEEF with you, punk.

Holy cow it's time for you to be BBQ'ed!

I will MOO-ve you to tears.

Also try: boxing gloves
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on February 18, 2013, 02:32:18 PM: I'm gonna knock you out, Arnie's gonna knock you out!

Also try: motorcycles
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on April 13, 2013, 03:45:35 PM: I will give you the last ride.

Harley knew you.

Also try out: sunglasses
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on April 17, 2013, 07:54:46 PM: I wear my sunglasses at night...to kill you in the dark.

Why so glassy eyed, is the sun setting on you?

Also try: Screwdriver
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: andone (Anime Ninja) on April 20, 2013, 07:44:14 PM: Let me get my screwdriver and remove that nut.

I'm ging to screw it in nice a hard.

Try Cap.
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on April 21, 2013, 03:43:11 PM: I'm about to cap your ass!

CAP-ital idea chap!

Try: shoe
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: andone (Anime Ninja) on April 22, 2013, 06:50:50 PM: It was a Shoe-in I'd win.

Are your certin its the right Shoe time.

Try Rain
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on April 23, 2013, 07:43:22 PM: I hate to rain on your parade but I'm about to bring the thunder in my fists.

Rain, rain go away, I'll make you feel pain another day.

Try: snow
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: andone (Anime Ninja) on April 24, 2013, 12:40:43 AM: I'm gonna make you into a Snow angel.

It now what you Snow but who you Snow.

Get to da Snow mobile.

Try Robot.
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on April 25, 2013, 09:09:45 PM: Domo arrivaderci, Mr. Roboto.

I'm about to mecha mess out of you.

Try out: steak
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: andone (Anime Ninja) on May 01, 2013, 08:53:59 PM: I wanted it medium raw.

She gave the sizzle to my steak.

try Hockey
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on May 01, 2013, 09:51:42 PM: 2 minutes for dying in my hands!

I shoot, I score!

You have been shut out.

Try: soccer
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: andone (Anime Ninja) on May 01, 2013, 10:10:03 PM: I won over the two legs.

I stuck it in the back of da net.

I bent it like Beckham

I went tika taka and kept the ball.

try wrestling.
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on May 05, 2013, 11:29:07 AM: I'll twist you like a pretzel and make you tapout.

I've got a sharpshooter just for you.

I shall count out the times I smack you down!

LARIATO Mr. Roboto!

I will backbreak you!

Alright, give a shot with: horses
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: andone (Anime Ninja) on May 13, 2013, 09:29:01 PM: I rode through da desert with a horse with no name.

Lets go ride the horses.

Hi ho silver away.

try music.
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on May 15, 2013, 01:04:10 PM: I'll be Bach...you be Beethoven.
[Note: OK I stole this from a T-shirt I saw on sale at a fair, still rocks!]

It's time YOU faced the music!

Do you hear what I hear? It's your death toll!

Play us a funeral tune; you're the Piano Man.

Ding Dong you are dead.

Try: pizza
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on June 19, 2013, 04:12:37 PM: I will slice you up and serve you on a warm platter.

I will pepperoni you with gunfire.

Pizza delivery with a side of pain here!

Also try: lawnmower
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on September 11, 2013, 09:18:04 PM: I will MOW you down.

It will be a very LAWN-ly day when you're gone.

Also give a try with: football
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on September 29, 2013, 01:52:04 PM: I touched down on your ass.

You have been punted.

My version of football involves my foot kicking your balls.

Give a shot with: House
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on January 06, 2014, 03:14:49 PM: House are you doing now?

I foreclosed on you!

Knock knock, I'm here to blow your roof off!

Try out: Snow
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on February 10, 2014, 04:28:23 AM: It was nice snowing you!

You're dead, I should snow since I iced you.

Also try: pens
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on March 19, 2014, 01:31:08 AM: I got some pen up frustration I'm taking out on you!

Click click click, that's not my pen running out that's my gun clip firing into you!

Try also: shoes
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on March 29, 2014, 08:15:00 PM: What are you talking a-boot?

I shoes you to die!

These shoes are gonna walk all over you...straight to Hell!

Give a shot with: sunscreen
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on May 08, 2014, 12:15:00 AM: You look a little pale after I shot you, here's some sunscreen for your eternal tan!

Give a whirl with: camera
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on August 31, 2014, 08:27:43 PM: SNAP...you're on death camera.

Also try: Telephones
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on September 15, 2014, 12:10:34 AM: Your last call is right here!

I'll ring your bell.

Phone it in you're done for!

Also try: blender
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on October 02, 2014, 06:12:50 PM: You'll blend in well with the rest of the rubble.

Try out:shoes
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on December 28, 2014, 07:06:35 PM: I will shoe you away with my backfist!

Time for you to eat my size 13 shoe...in the face!

Also try: Chimney
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on March 23, 2015, 11:39:49 AM: I will sweep you down the chimney hole!

Try the game with: Basketballs
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on June 25, 2015, 08:44:27 AM: It's time to slam jam you!

You'll be dribbling once I dunk you.

Give a try with: fish
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on July 01, 2015, 08:49:57 PM: You're about to be hooked, lined and sunk!

You're about to sleep with the fishes.

Also try: cars
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on August 28, 2015, 05:49:06 PM: You're about to become a car crash with my fist!

It's time to jack you up!

Give a shot with: Boots
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on January 18, 2016, 10:15:22 AM: I am giving you the boot!

It's time you eat de-feet!

Try out: Television
Title: Re: Schwarzenegger
Post by: Haruhifan on June 01, 2016, 04:53:12 PM: It's time to tune you out!

You've been muted!

Also try out: baseball