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General => The Salon => Topic started by: Haruhifan on March 23, 2008, 10:20:45 AM
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Named after the Eastwood movie, in this game you're given a topic. You have to give a good thing about it, a bad thing about it, and an ugly thing about it. Then give a new topic for the next person to do the same thing.
I'll start you off with:
sports
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Sports
Good... Garlic fries at the stadium!
Bad... The pay pro sports players get. ffs!
Ugly... Roid rage
Next topic....... Strip Clubs!
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the Good: Hot female bodies
The Bad: lots of money wasted
The Ugly: smelling like cheap cologne when you get home.
Marriage:
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But I always smell like my stripper...oh...
MARRIAGE
The Good-Finding one's true love to be with forever.
The Bad-Organizing that perfect day.
The Ugly-Forgoing organization for the quickie in Las Vegas.
Next Topic: Driving to Work
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Driving to Work
The Good: My wife isn't with me and I can drive like a maniac! (Okay when I go to a meeting that is. I actually work from home!)
The Bad: People driving 61 mph in the fast lane in a 60 mph zone even when the right lane is open! *mutters and swears a lot*
The Ugly: Me passing people on the right and giving them the "Evil Eye".
Next Topic: 80's music!
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80's Music:
The Good: the 80's is gone
The Bad: They still play the damned stuff
The Ugly: Big Hair, mullets
Business Trips
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Business Trips
The Good - Free airfare
The Bad- Having to miss on some fun for work in the venture.
The Ugly - Mixing up the name of your significant other and the stripper you met during the business trip.
Museums
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museums:
The Good: Amazing Works of Art
The Bad: Not getting half of the Artwork up there
The Ugly: Some Artwork that's considered Art
Convenience Stores
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Convinience Stores
The Good: 24 hour shopping needs.
The Bad: Those hotdogs taste funky sometimes...
The Ugly: NEVER say to your cashier "Thank you come again, especially if they ARE Hindu...
Concerts
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Concerts:
The Good: Awesome music live
The Bad: usually the seats
The Ugly: The idiots who are stoned and/or drunk and ruin the experience.
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OK just going to put this game back into rotation by giving the next topic. Rules again:
Named after the Eastwood movie, in this game you're given a topic. You have to give a good thing about it, a bad thing about it, and an ugly thing about it. Then give a new topic for the next person to do the same thing.
I'll start you off again with:
SPORTS
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good: gorgeous men in tight pants ~ yum
bad: the price of tickets
ugly: athletes that behave badly and get away with it because they win games
Elections
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Okay, dawn - good timing for this one!
Elections:
The good -- We exercise our right to vote
The bad -- The choices on the ballot often leave much to be desired
The ugly -- All the mudslinging during a campaign
Next topic: Going to the doctor for a physical
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Going to the doctor for a physical
The Good: You have a heartbeat :)
The Bad: please place your feet in the stirrups :(
The Ugly: The paper Gown :-[
Next topic: Buying a used car
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Buying a used car
Good - The value does not depreciate 20% as you drive off the lot
Bad - Maintenance cost are a bitch!
Ugly - That smoke in the rearview mirror is from your exhaust
Next topic: Hitchhiking
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Hitchhiking
Good - No cost traveling
Bad - Heavy breathing creepy guy driving
Ugly - Heavy breathing creepy guy driving
Next topic: Used book stores
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Ohh good one!
Used Book stores
The Good - TONS of old gems to find for cheap!
The Bad - No refunds usually.
The Ugly-Hey why do these pages stick in this magazine...oh..ewww....
Next Topic: AUTUMN
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Ewww at ewwww!
Autumn
Good - The end of weeding is in site
Bad - Warm weather plants have to get moved inside
Ugly - Raking
Dentists
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Dentists
Good - nice teeth
Bad - A dentists with hairy hands - even with gloves on..ugh
Ugly - a root canal
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Hmmm guess Ovis was in a hurry and forgot to give a new topic for the next reply so I will, a bit from her answers.
Hairy Men
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Yikes! Hairy men?
Good: I am one!
Bad: So obviously there is nothing bad about them!
Ugly: Not!
Massages
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Massages
The Good: Saw the other night on SHOWCASE two little naked Asian ladies using their bodies fully oiled to do the massage-nuff said.
The Bad: It meant you have some nasty sores during the day to need one.
The Ugly: Great DTM I see a massage of an oily man now in my mind! :D
On that note:
SHAVING.
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Shaving:
The Good: Nice smooth legs and other body parts
The Bad: Those little nicks that you get..ow
The Ugly: Not shaving - hairy legs and other body parts
Next topic
Exercising
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Exercising
Good - Being in shape gets the ladies!
Bad - It's hard work. *pants and puffs*
Ugly - Men in spandex at the gym
Next topic: Wireless internet
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Wireless Internet
Good - Well no wires, duh!
Bad - Storms sometimes can muck things up.
Ugly - People who steal wireless internet signals.
Cell Phones.
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Cell phones
Good - Handy being able to talk to people on the go.
Bad - Exceeding your minutes is costly.
Ugly - People talking on them very loudly in stores, restaurants, etc, etc.
Airports
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Airports
The Good - You're heading likely to some lovely vacation.
The Bad - Ever BUY anything at a store in an airport?!
The Ugly - The long waits and delays of flights...
Beer
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Beer!
Good - Tasty brew at the end of a long, hot day
Bad - Frequent trips to the bathroom
Ugly - "beer goggles"
Commuting
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Commuting
The Good - My main way to get around ANYWHERE.
The Bad - Crowded/packed house in the bus/subway/train.
The Ugly - Running off one connection just to barely miss the next connecting train/bus/train...
College
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College
The Good - Intelligent discourse
The Bad - Drinking fests
The Ugly - 20 page assignment due on Monday
Laundry
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Laundry
Good - Clean clothes smell good.
Bad - It takes a long time
Ugly - Washing a new red shirt with the white underwear!
Airline travel
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*laughing @ red with white wash * still does that that *doh*
Airline travel
The Good - First class
The Bad - Cattle class
The Ugly - Cattle class plus screaming child
Owning a pet
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Perfect I got two that own me!
Owning a pet
The Good - They are so CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE! ;D
The Bad - They cost a bit to tend.
The Ugly - See the litter box.
Owning a car.
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Owning a car
The Good: Freedom
The Bad: GAS - need anymore be said
The Ugly: My first car - an old station wagon nicknamed the "The Yellow Banana"
Performance Reviews
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Performance Reviews
The Good - increase in pay.
The Bad - reduced pay
The Ugly - a performance Review in bed
Ebay buying
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Performance review in bed? Oh my. That would be nerve racking.
Ebay Buying
Good - No lines at the stores
Bad - Item not as advertised
Ugly - Losing at the last second to a higher bid!
Craigslist
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Craigslist
The good ~ great way to hookup
The Bad ~ the amount of married people in the casual hookup section
The Ugly ~ Finding out your hookup is married with 8 kids and 3 ex wives and awaiting parole
Home Renovation
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Home Renovation
Good - Makes the old house looks all new and sparkly
Bad- Trying to do the finishes yourself to save money
Ugly - Those same finishes being "unfinished" two years later. Yikes!
Haircuts
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Haircuts
The good - the cut & style you can reproduce at home
The bad - the short hair cut when you only went in for a trim
The ugly - the mullet cut .
Wikipedia
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Hey! What is wrong with mullets? I looked good in the 80's with a mullet!
Wikipedia
Good - Instant definitions and information about everything
Bad - Instant incorrect information about everything
Ugly - Finding yourself in an entry about something you've never done
Commuting
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Commuting
The Good - It's my main mode of transportation.
The Bad - Crowded buses/subways.
The Ugly - The crazy guy on the bus/train/subway OR the one crashing their Beetle into the side of the bus.
Magicians
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Oh hell! And I already did commuting once. *shakes my head ruefully* Instant karma!
*sighs*
Magicians
Good - They have hottie assistants
Bad - They're a bit spooky
Ugly - When the Rabbit and Fire trick goes wrong
Christmas
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Christmas
The good ~ Lots of family time
The bad ~ Lots of family time
The Ugly ~ Lots of family time
Gardening
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*laughs* Bad tess! I'm telling your mum!
Gardening
Good - The yard looks great afterwards
Bad - The raspberry vines that sneak out and bite you when weeding
Ugly - Getting the bill from the nursery for all the new plants
Going to the movies
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Noooooooooo *grins*
Going to the movies
The good - Back row *nuff said*
The bad - tall people in front of me
The ugly - Mobile phone chat
Newspapers
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Newspapers
The Good - News to read with breakfast in your hands.
The Bad - The ink.
The Ugly - Getting up at 4:30AM to get your paper because the delivery guy keeps leaving it in the lobby and sometimes it goes missing...SO cancelling the subsciption!
FREEBIES
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Freebies
Good - Lunch at the big box stores. (i.e. Costco)
Bad - Usually stuff you never need or want
Ugly - Your girlfriends name and phone number on the bathroom stalls. Yikes!
Big Box Stores
(And no tess. It is not where you go to buy big boxes!)
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DTM - lol...are you sure you can't buy big boxes there?
Big Box Stores
Good: One stop shopping
Bad: Having to deal with rude or non-existant customer service individuals
Ugly: The bathroom...enter at your own risk
Autumn
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Autumn
The good ~ Watching the changing colours of the foliage
The bad ~ Changeable weather
The Ugly ~ Hauling heavy summer time plants into the green house for winter. ;D
Glass
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Glass *ponders which type you mean*
Good - Better for holding liquids then your hands
Bad - Cut by broken pieces after dropping the one holding my wine
Ugly - Can never find a matching one again at a store after breaking one
Elevators
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Elevators
Good ~ no stairs to climb
Bad ~ that sinking feeling when you know it is stuck (again)
Ugly ~ 20 sweaty smelly people on a 100F day and you stand at armpit height
Traffic stop
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Traffic Stop
Good - a good time to check the make-up in the mirror
Bad - how long is this light
Ugly - stopping does apply to everyone right
Cleaning out the refrigerator
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*wonders if traffic stop meant red light or being pulled over?*
Cleaning out the fridge
Good - More room for new groceries
Bad - No midnight snack leftovers any more
Ugly - Was the expiration date on the mayo I used this year or last?
Boston Legal
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Boston Legal.
The good ~ James Spader (that was a given)
The Bad ~ It is on television here after 11 pm
The Ugly ~ We are a season behind!
Shaving ~
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*sorry got stuck on James Spader for a minute* God I love that man.
Shaving
The good- - nice and smooth (well for five minutes anyway)
The bad- - smooth for five whole minutes
The ugly- - stubble in the bikini area
Beards
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*grins* at the five minutes ...so true
Beards.
The good ~ a well groomed beard is delicious
The bad ~ the first day stubble burn
The ugly ~ a twofer ...... stubble burn in "that" place -or- ZZ top type beards.
Glasses ( as in sight assistance or sunglasses)
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*grins* Thanks for the clarification!
Glasses
Good - No more squinting to watch television
Bad - My eyes have become dependent on them
Ugly - Losing the little screw that holds them together while driving down the freeway
Cartoons
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ohhhhh I know what you mean. Though last time I lost the screw thingie I was giving a lecture. So not cool to have your glasses go wonky.
Cartoons
The good ~ Wendy the witch, Casper, Warner brothers
The bad ~ They don't show a cartoon before the movie anymore
The ugly ~ The ones that look cool but are in a foreign language, so no chance to get the nuances.
Traffic Jams
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Hey, nothing wrong with my anime so long as it's dubbed or subbed! (For Ugly)
Traffic Jams
The Good- Wait, there's a good for this?!
The Bad- Late to get to your destination.
The Ugly- The AC/heating gives out while you wait.
House Parties
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Dubbed ones are cool!
House Parties
The good ~ great fun to catch up with all
The bad ~ post party clean up
The ugly ~ Corey Worthington
http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/legend-moron-or-just-a-naughty-boy/2008/01/15/1200159449772.html
Cooking
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Funny article. Like any 16 year old couldn't do the same thing with the parents away? *snorts*
Cooking
Good - Home made food always tastes better
Bad - Forgetting about the stuff in the oven
Ugly - Discovering those food combinations that go right thru you.
Going to a live show
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Going to a live show
The good ~ Front row seats
The bad ~ Cricked neck
The ugly ~ the nightmare that is the parking lot when you are ready to go.
Parks
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Trying to still figure out why no one (athletes, 16 year old kids etc.) have not learned the new rule of NOT getting Youtubed for stuff you know you'll get in trouble for?!
Parks
The Good-Great time for a picnic!
The Bad-Ever taken a frisbee to the head?
The Ugly- Two words: Dog poop.
Sports
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Ohh Have taken a Frisbee to the head!
I don't understand either Haru.
Sports
The good ~ Great way to keep fit
The bad ~ When your team sucks
The Ugly ~ That Olympic dude who threw his medal on the floor
And using Haru to inspire......
YouTube
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You Tube
The Good - being able to see Haru and his comedy troupe perform
The Bad - bad video quality ...bad sound quality
The Ugly - have you seen some of the videos..hmmm
S'mores
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Woot to Nitza's answer! Thanks!
S'mores
The Good: I hear they are good (never had one).
The Bad: It's alphabetically challenged.
The Ugly: I haven't had one! :'(
Operas
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Operas
Good - Those giant bosoms on the lead women singers!
Bad - Those giant bosoms on the lead men singers. Yikes!
Ugly - Wine glasses breaking on the off high notes
iPods (Or MP3 players. What have you. ;D )
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iPods
Good - 500,000 songs...wonderful ;D
Bad - what do you mean that i have to get buy iTunes
in order to get songs...i just paid how much and now this
Ugly - what do you mean i can't bedazzle my ipod
Roller skates/Inline Skates
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Rollerskates/inline skates
The good ~ Fast way to get anywhere
The bad ~ blocks of stairs
The ugly ~ forgetting your elbow/ knee pads and kissing the concrete
Rain
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Rain
Good - No more watering the landscape by hand
Bad - Getting caught out in it with an umbrella
Ugly - 10 inches in a 24 hour period like last winter here. Yikes!
Staying on a wet theme.... Snow
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Snow
Good - after a fresh snowfall the whole city seems almost magical, quiet and glistening.
Bad- another blizzard in the forecast, what else is new.
Ugly - 20 below and having to shovel the sidewalk.
Shoveling
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Shoveling (Snow or in general? Hmmmm)
Good - The only way to get a new plant in the ground
Bad - Killer on the back muscles after all day doing it
Ugly - Watching the presidential candidates do it to each other.
Elections!
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Elections!
Good ~ One person One vote
Bad ~ 24/7 coverage of politicians
Ugly ~ Stupid people can vote
Hiking
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Hiking
Good - Wonderful way to see the great outdoors while getting exercise
Bad - worrying about ticks
Ugly - no port a potties outside *crosses legs*
Fishing
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Fishing
The Good - I get to eat Fish!
The Bad - It takes a LONG time to catch anything.
The Ugly - First time trying, my line somehow got caught in a tree...
Hearing golden oldies on the radio (Ladies and Gents, like the Temptations singing My Girl! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BffaUi-qy5c )
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Hearing golden oldies on the radio
Good - Takes you back to carefree days!
Bad - Song gets stuck in your head all day
Ugly - You can remember hearing it on the radio as the "Latest release". *sighs*
Slow check out lines
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Like that song also Haru!
*giggles @ DTM @ latest release*
Slow Check out lines......
The good ~ Can chat up the guy in front and get to go first *blinks*
The bad ~ He is married
The ugly ~ His wife is the checkout operator
Dentists
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*laughs* That would be awkward at the check out line!
Dentists
Good - Shiny teeth to grin at the ladies
Bad - Cavities
Ugly - Root Canals. Yikes!
Fluorescent lights
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Fluorescent lights
Good - Helps some of my plants grow better
Bad - Not easy to replace
Ugly-When they start to go out they blink...all the darn time *holds head*
Running
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Running
The good ~ The rush of Adrenalin
The bad ~ He is too slow to catch you
The ugly ~ His wife is not
Bookstores
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Bookstores
The Good - The place to find a good read
The Bad - The place to have time fly on you
The Ugly - The place to overspend your VISA.
Sex Toys
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Sex Toys
The Good - receiving the plain brown package in the mail and knowing a new toy awaits you inside
The Bad - wanting one of everything
The Ugly - the batteries dying just as your ready to peak
Vacations
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*Laughing @ just before you peak *
Vacations
The good ~ Time away from Work
The bad ~ Work finds you
The Ugly ~ your parents arrive to share in your hidden hideaway
Winter
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Winter
The good - love my winter coat ;D
The bad - shoveling snow
The ugly - ice, ice and more ice
Haircuts
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Haircuts
The good ~ Your hairdresser listens to you when you say you only want a trim.
The bad ~ She cuts off more than you wanted
The Ugly ~ You now look like your mother
Shoes
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Shoes
The good - A comfy pair makes walking finer.
The bad - Gum on the sole, ewwwww!
The ugly - Gum on the sole AND a hole if you step in a puddle!
Remote Controllers
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Remote Controllers
Good ~ you can be a couch potato and channel surf all day if you want
Bad ~ the batteries go dead at the most inopportune time
Ugly ~ have you ever tried to decorate a room and have the remote set the whole zen feeling out of sync? ;)
Cell Phones
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Cell phones
Good - call from practically anywhere
Bad - can get a hold of you practically anywhere...no true getting away from civilization anymore
ugly - get ticked off at the person your talking too and throw down the phone, "excuse me how much did you say it would cost to repair or replace it?"
House repair
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House repair
The good ~ The roof no longer leaks
The bad ~ It is the wrong colour
The ugly ~ you need to work for the next 20 years to pay the bill
Family gatherings.
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Family gatherings
Good - *looks very stumped*
Bad - There will probably be relatives there
Ugly - They will probably expect you to talk to them. *shudders*
(Oh no. No family issues with this man! ::) )
BBQing
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BBQing
Good - slow cooked mouth-watering ribs
Bad - choosing between charcoal or gas
Ugly - *sniff* *sniff* did someone have something on the BBQ?
Designer Shoes
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*laughing at DTM comments*
Designer Shoes
The good ~ Nothing better than a pair of FMQ .....
The bad ~ The price
The Ugly ~ Perfect shoe......but don't have your size
Home Handyman.
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Home handyman
Good - Nice to have someone around who can handle his tools...if you know...(Oh nvm! Wrong game. ;D)
Bad - Small projects become weeks long endeavors
Ugly - Not knowing when he should call in the pros
Massages
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*laughs @ handles his tools* vg!
Massages
The good ~ relaxing or erotic massage
The bad ~ your Masseuse has long scratchy fingernails
The ugly ~ He ate garlic for lunch, it is 100 F and his second occupation is as a sadistic Dungeon Master and you are about to get a deep muscle massage...
Views from your window
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Wow that's some ugly moment!
Views from your window
The Good: It's sunny outside like today.
The Bad: It's cloudy and gloomy like yesterday.
The Ugly: It's snowing hard and cold like the winter that might come...
Microwaveable Dinners
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What the heck is 100 F? Monetary units or a temperature? *ponders*
Microwaveable dinners
Good - Quick for when you are starving!
Bad - Always some type of soggy mess
Ugly - Entering 20 minutes instead of 2 minutes by mistake with a bowl of soup.
Fax machines
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*pokes DTM ........next time........ No Allowances for cultural differences *mutters*
Fax Machines
The Good ~ Fast Pathology returns
The bad ~ Pre 1990 records fade to indecipherable
The Ugly ~ Unjamming Paper jams with a scalpel and your blood from a finger nick...
Giving Blood
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Giving Blood
The Good - It might save a life so give today!
The Bad - NEEDLES! EEP! (But still worth the cause)
The Ugly - Getting a nurse who can't find the vein on multiple attempts (happened to my one friend once, felt SO bad for him!).
Rock Concerts
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Happened to me also Haru.......Nasty nurses
Rock concert
The good ~ Getting front row Tickets to a longed for concert
The Bad ~ The ticket prices *yikes*
The Ugly ~ The concert sucked and I walked out. Tyvm
Nurses
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Nurses..... Oh my!
Good - Sponge bath from a hot one!
Bad - Ones who can't find a vein the first try
Ugly - Male nurses. So, so wrong!
Going bald
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*laughing @ Male Nurses*
Going Bald
The good ~ easy to care for
The bad ~ waking up with it on your pillow
The Ugly ~ Not realising until now how HUGE your ears were!
Music Lyrics
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Speak for yourself I see DTM. I am not picky. lol
Music Lyrics
The Good - KARAOKE!!!!!!
The Bad - Playing the backwards seem to be satanic.
The Ugly - Forgetting the words.
Star Gazing
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Star Gazing ~
The good ~ Watching a shooting star
The Bad ~ Realizing your Childhood telescope is broken
The Ugly ~ Realizing it is not a shooting star but a meteor hurtling thru space and is about to hit your house!
Fads
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Fads
The Good - They're popular for now
The Bad - But come to an end of being popular
The Ugly - Those that cannot let go of them...
Carnivals
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Carnivals
Good - Winning teddy bears for your lady at the arcade games!
Bad - Having to pay $25 to win a $3 stuffed teddy bear!
Ugly - The chili cheese dogs making a reappearance after you get home. Yikes!
Stuffed animals
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Stuffed animals
The good ~ When he pays $25.00 to win a $3.00 one just for me......
The bad ~ Your dates bedroom/ house is full of them....and you have to know each by name.
The Ugly ~ He is a "furrie" and wants to convert you .........now
Alcohol
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*laughs* Nice ones
Alcohol
Good - All your worries seem less so somehow?
Bad - Drinking with a friend for 4 hours when you told the wife only 2.
Ugly - All the ugly women you saw earlier in the bar have changed into stunning visions of beauty. Yikes!
Buying jewelry
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*laughs @ Bad and Ugly*
Buying Jewelery
The Good ~ You have found the perfect Diamond bracelet
The Bad ~ The price
The Ugly ~ They are "Blood" Diamonds,
Public transport
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Public Transport
The Good-Cheap way to get from point A to B.
The Bad-Gum on the seat.
The Ugly - Fresh gum on the seat from some snot nosed kid!
Cars
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*laughing @ snot nose ewwww
Cars
The good ~ independence
The Bad ~ The price of petrol/ gas
The ugly ~ Drunk Drivers
Junk Food
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Junk Food
The good - The taste...mmm potato chips and dip
The bad - The guilt after eating it
The Ugly - The pounds that it adds
Blow Up Dolls
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Blow Up dolls
The good ~ Handy extra passenger in the car pool lane
The Bad ~ It has a slow leak
The Ugly ~ It is a perfect replica of your Mother ....
News Readers
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ROFL, Mother is the Goodyear blimp?
News Readers
The Good - They're informed...
The Bad - ...Most of the time except when they gather the gossip in the news...
The Ugly - ...Which leads to their outrageous claims of reporting the news themselves.
Rain
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Rain
The Good - natures way to water the lawn and flowers
The Bad - day after day of rain...how about a little bit of sunshine please
The Ugly - Monsoon season
Technology
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Technology
The Good - Let's me connect with so many new friends online!
The Bad - Learning new technology can be a pain.
The Ugly - Dealing with when it fails can be worse. *stares at Yahell...*
Handjobs
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Handjobs
Good - A happy ending to a nice massage. (Or so I've heard. :o )
Bad - The stain on the wall behind you from pent up pressure.
Ugly - No lotion = skin burns. Ouch!
Foot fetishes
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DTM Dude! You got a firehose in your pants?!
Foot Fetishes (oh my a big fav of mine...)
The Good - Hot, sexy feet to massage, lick, worship, oil, rub...
The Bad - Running out of lotion at the worst time!
The Ugly - Being stepped on, ouch!
The World Series (Baseball's finals)
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Maybe! *laughs*
The "World" Series (With Canadian and American teams only. Go figure?)
The Good - A young team has a shot at it this year!
The Bad - 6 hour extra inning games
The Ugly - Amateurs singing the Star Spangled Banner.
Drive thru fast food
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Yeah, don't ask, Americans have regressed about being the only greatest country in the world that exists to call its things the only worthy WORLD events.
BTW not just amateurs, New Kids on the Block sang game one and that must have taken, what, 9 hours long?!
Drive Thru Fast Food
The Good - Fast and on the go.
The Bad - Pulling a muscle stretching to get the food from the window.
The Ugly - I can't say it all so let's have a song tell about it. Ladies and gentlemen: WEIRD AL YANKOVIC with Drive Thru!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmGVYki-oyQ - Drive Thru Song
Grocery Shopping
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*laughs*
Funny but that's a long damn video!
Grocery Shopping
The Good - Going during the day to check out all the MILF's!
The Bad - Getting to the store during high school lunchtime and waiting behind giggling girls.
The Ugly - Realizing the MILF with the long hair whose arse you were checking out in the veggie aisle is actually a guy. :-[
Election day
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It's long since it's spoofing Nelly or 50 Cent, one of those long raps that's not really a song but a conversation. ;D
Election Day
The Good - Making your vote heard and count!
The Bad - Long ballots to read like this year.
The Ugly - Just look at that poll worker to see ugly. :P
Dating Shows
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Dating shows
Good - Lots of hot women to ogle!
Bad - The ones with one woman and lots of guys. Boooo!
Ugly - The hidden camera footage of the hot tub encounter. "My eyes! My eyes!"
Hot tubs
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lol What a lead in! And I hear the hotel I'll be staying at has one so let's see...
Hot Tubs
The Good - Easily THE best way to start your day to relax and loosen a waking body!
The Bad - Ever get the jets up the backend the wrong way?
The Ugly - Laying in one TOOOOOOOO long! Oh man, be in one in moderation!
Hotels
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Hotels
The Good: You don't have to pick up your wet towels!
The Bad: Holy cow, have you seen the prices of a romantic getaway weekend?
The Ugly: What everyone else does on the bedspreads that don't get laundered.
Shaving
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Ugh @ Bedspreads! *shudders*
Shaving
The Good - The ladies seem to like the smooth skin close up
The Bad - Aftershave on the cut skin
The Ugly - Forgetting to take off the little bloody tissues before a new client meeting
Relatives visiting at the holidays
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Relatives visiting at the holidays
The Good - They better be bringing me gifts...
The Bad - They just HAVE to ask to borrow cash?
The Ugly - SNORING!
Fireplaces
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Fireplaces
Good - Warm and romantic setting... if you know what I mean?
Bad - Embers spitting out on the wood floor
Ugly - Having to get wood from outside in the snow and ice!
Drive thru coffee stands
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This is SO up my alley!
Drive thru coffee stands
The Good - Easy access to caffeine and other snacks (especially if the main branch just across the street is packed; I kid not in Canada you can get 4 Tim Horton's Donut Coffee shops on 4 corners of an intersection!)
The Bad - When it IS packed with cars!
The Ugly - Ever pull a muscle stretching to the window to get your change or order?!
Snowfalls
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Okay I just have to mention I visited the "tassels Tuesday" drive thru place finally. On a Tuesday. Yowza! ;D
Snowfalls (Of which we just had record amounts here over Christmas)
The Good - No one was at the stores when we went as they were too afraid to drive.
The Bad - The melting snow in the garage from the cars soaked lots of stuff on the floor.
The Ugly - Getting stuck in the parking lot dropping my wife off at work. *mutters*
A new year
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Oh my DTM about your ugly there.
A New Year
The Good - Time to make those resolutions count!
The Bad - Finding they last about a month tops.
The Ugly - You keep forgetting when writing the date to as the new year! Try to recall it's 2009 now!
Commercials
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Commercials
The Good - Jack in the Box ads make me laugh
The Bad - All the pharmaceutical ads now
The Ugly - How many of those I may need shortly!
Recycling
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Recycling:
The Good: helps the environment
The Bad: takes time to sort properly
The ugly: half the people recycling bottles at the store *shudders*
Post Holidays
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Post holidays
The Good - My new car stereo rocks!
The Bad - The credit card bills
The Ugly - I could see my toes before the holidays. What the hell happened?
A new president
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A new president
The Good - A hope that I've never experienced before about a new administration.
The Bad - A nagging feeling that there's not going to be enough cooperation for him to achieve his goals.
The Ugly - A fear that hatred will cut his time in office short.
Reality television
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Oh boy time to take to task one of my top pet peeves!
Reality television
The Good - Easy production costs and no union to give the cast help.
The Bad - More idiots of the world get TV time for being asses.
The Ugly - It takes up 80% of TV now and is NOT REALITY FOLK! NO ONE needs to see people backstab or clobber others for whatever cash and suddenly be considered ACTORS/CELEBRITIES!
Hospitals
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Me thinks Haru no likes the reality shows! Just a hunch
Hospitals
The Good - Nurses in short skirts!
The Bad - Male nurses in short skirts
The Ugly - Hairy male nurses in short skirts. Yikes!
Water Skiing
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Water Skiing
The Good - It's a wild way to ride behind a boat!
The Bad - Forgetting to wear goggles as water hits your face constantly.
The Ugly - If I ever tried it and it's like snow skiing, I'm bound to run into another sign! :o
Loud Music
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Goggles? I don't think I have ever seen a water skier wearing goggles. Must be a cold northern waters thing!
Loud Music
The Good - I can work and ignore all other distractions.
The Bad - My hearing is going out
The Ugly - Forgetting the chihuahuas are in the yard while mowing the lawn and listening to Van Halen on the iPod. Oops!
Loud Paintings
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Loud Paintings?!
OK
The Good - They show well...I think.
The Bad - Not knowing what a loud painting is.
The Ugly - Then are there also soft paintings? Hello?!
Cats
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*cracking up*
I meant loud painting as in bold and experimental colors that leap out at you. Sort of like obnoxious?
Anyways.... Now you know what I think a loud painting is.....
Cats
The Good - *thinks and thinks and thinks* I give up. ;D
The Bad - Scratch marks on everything!
The Ugly - Waking up with a pussy on your head and not in the good way.... if you know what I mean?
Squirrels
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Well fine dog lover. :P Or squirrels, whatever you keep. And yes I've experienced the Ugly of cats before...
Squirrels
The Good -They taste like chicken I hear!
The Bad - Every other animal in the world just HAS to stop and bark at them!
The Ugly - An open window in a dorm and one gets loose inside. Watch out!
Elevators
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Elevators
The Good - Fun place to make out quick while waiting for the doors to open
The Bad - Having the doors open on another couple making out
The Ugly - Getting stuck on one with someone who does not know what deodorant is
County Fairs
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County Fairs
The Good - Fair food (omg - yum), tractor pulls, the double ferris wheel, baby goats, homemade goodness competing for blue ribbon glory!
The Bad - Getting suckered into spending too much money on the games that line the midway.
The Ugly - The carny groupies. Nothing sadder than chubby skanks vying for the attentions of toothless ex-cons in hopes of a "free ride".
Rock Concerts
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*Cracking up* @ chubby skanks! Oh that brings back memories of the fair.
Rock Concerts
The Good - All those young women trying to flash the stage!
The Bad - All those old women trying to flash the stage!
The Ugly - Seeing how bad that 80's big hair band looks in the new millenium. Yikes!
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*pokes Bro* ummmm topic?
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Oh hell! There goes my "I'm perfect" image! *snorts*
Next topic: Typos
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lol Nice choice then on your make-up.
Typos
The Good - When they don't happen.
The Bad - Doing them on your resume.
Teh Ugyl - Dongi thme os bda yuo cannto raed whta yuo wreot!
Family Get Togethers
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Family get-togethers
The Good - Not being able to attend them!
The Bad - Having to go anyways
The Ugly - Finding out it is even worse then you imagined it could be.
(Guess who does not get along with most of his family?)
Picnics
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Picnics
The Good - Food!
The Bad - Bees!
The Ugly - Bees in the Food!
Television
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Television
The Good - Lost!
The Bad - Having to wait for the new season
The Ugly - The gut that has formed due to watching
Exercising
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Exercising
The Good - It's good for your health.
The Bad - The Stinky Sweating.
The Ugly - Gassing out after only 10 minutes...
Karaoke
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Karaoke
The Good - 80's music lives on!
The Bad - People who have no idea what the phrase "tone deaf" means
The Ugly - Drunken karaoke (Although normally that's a given I suppose? Never tried it myself)
80's music!
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80's Music
The Good - the soundtrack of my youth - U2, REM, Prince, Guns N' Roses, Beastie Boys... I could go on and on...
The Bad - Debbie Gibson, Tiffany, Milli Vanilli...
The Ugly - "We Built This City On Rock and Roll" - worst. song. ever.
U2
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*laughs* Oh my I agree with all of those!
But so wanted to have sex with Debbie! Yikes.
U2
The Good - They are walking the walk about their causes
The Bad - They make me feel guilty about not doing the same
The Ugly - Bono sounds too much like Boner. *snickers*
DTM
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DTM
The Good - He keeps the place hopping.
The Bad - When he'll come here and edit his name again.
The Ugly - Sperminator. 'Nuff Said.
Spring Cleaning
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Spring Cleaning
The Good - Only happens once a year
The Bad - Finding the food behind the couch after a year
The Ugly - Being so stoned you eat it! Yikes!
BBQ's
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BBQs
The Good - Mmmmmmm burgers...
The Bad - Lighting YOURSELF on fire instead. D'oh!
The Ugly - "It's a little airborne, it's still good, it's still good!" - Homer Simpson
Wristwatches
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Wristwatches
The Good - Knowing what time the cute coffee girl starts her shift
The Bad - Not having an excuse for being late to boring meetings
The Ugly - Leaving it at the mistress' house. Doh!
The Oscars
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The Oscars
The Good - Some good comical spots (this year was Steve Martin, Ben Stiller imitating Joaquin Phoenix from the Letterman show, and Pineapple Express crew's look at comedy using a staple gun).
The Bad - Taking too long to finish (though this year was only 1/2 hour overtime).
The Ugly - Sean Penn (Hey I'm fine for the causes like gay rights he defends, but hate when he rags on comedians but it's OK for him to make jokes oh mighty idiot).
Hollywood
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Oooo! Totally agree with you about Penn. The guy from The Visitor should have won. Pretty good movie and great acting on his part.
Hollywood
The Good - Action movies with scantily clad women!
The Bad - Action movies with scantily clad men
The Ugly - Elizabeth Taylor. Yikes!
Plastic Surgery
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Plastic Surgery
The Good - You can look years younger!
The Bad - You could look like Michael Jackson.
The Ugly - The lineup if you're doing it in Hollywood. Damn it Liz Taylor, don't take all day!
Love Stories
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Love Stories
The Good-People getting togeteher with their special one (Not counting the hot sex too lol)
The Bad-The Clicheness some have
The Ugly-Bad Hollywood movie versions of the LOve stories.
Comic Book Movies
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Comic Book Movies
The Good - Nothing like a good action movie with the origins of a superhero story (1st Spider-man movie, both 1st Batman movies, Iron Man, 1st X-Men movie, Hellboy)
The Bad - Sequels that water down the franchise (Any of the Schumacher Batman movies, X-men 3, Spider-Man 3, the too many Superman movie sequels)
The Ugly - Not even getting it right with comic book movies on the first try (Elektra, Captain America, The Fantastic Four older movie, Bloodrayne, TV made Aquaman)
Saturday Morning Cartoons
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Saturday Morning Carrtoons
The Good - School House Rocks!
The Bad - Cheering on Wiley E Coyote!
The Ugly - Thinking Bugs would look good on the barbie!
High School
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High School
The Good Learning life skills.
The Bad Detentions
The Ugly The Uniforms.
Sports Radio
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Sports Radio
The Good - My main station to listen to when working, resting and such (Usually the Fan590 here which gets some ESPN radio late night).
The Bad - Idiot fans that call in to give baseless complaints when they never even go to games or give outrageous thoughts that go nowhere.
The Ugly - When teams SUCK so fans and hosts spend most of the time trashing them...like right now how TORONTO TEAMS SUCK with the NHL Leafs teasing being good but need rebuilding finally, the NBA Raptors crashing out of playoff contention, the MLB Blue Jays not even trying to compete in payroll to the Yankees and Bosox in their division and going no where, the MLS Football team looks amateur in year 3, the CFL team is more worried about the NFL coming than winning, and all the rest of the sports don't even get a blip on the sporting radar...
Oops sorry, getting off the soapbox now...
Daytime Television Shows (Soap Operas and Game Shows for example)
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Daytime Television
The Good - Drew Cary as the new host of The Price is Right!
The Bad - Soap Operas
The Ugly - Jerry Springer Unrated!
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*cough* Seriously, that's the 3rd time you did that today! *coughs*
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Oh hell!!!!!
*slaps my wrist for you*
Next topic...... May/ December relationships
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I'm sure MD would rather slap your ass for you to remind you, heh.
May/ December relationships
The Good - At least it lasts a while.
The Bad - Lasts longer than most of my relationships...
The Ugly - Not being able to read a calendar to understand what this means!
Cowbells
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Cowbells.
The Good-Useful on cattle
The Bad-Get Noisey
The Ugly-Waikato supportes ringing them (its a kiwi thing)
DVD Movies
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May/December means older/younger relationships Haru. Think Cougars and young guys
DVD Movies
The Good - Jump to any scene quickly
The Bad - All the stuff you can't skip by at the start
The Ugly - All the ones I own now that Blu-ray is coming out!
Lesbians
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Lesbians
The good: girl on girl action
The bad: it's not always as pretty as pornos
The ugly: one of them is usually more masculine than a male
Hiking
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Hiking (I sense a theme here sis! ;D )
The Good - Getting back in touch with nature and solitude
The Bad - Noisy, overoutfitted tourist hikers
The Ugly - Poison Ivy in the private areas. Ouch!
Cruise ships
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Cruise Ships
The good-The tons of service
The Bad-Sea sickness
The Ugly-One word.Titanic
Not sure if this ones been done but.
Oral Sex :-[
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Oral Sex
The Good - Duh! ;)
The Bad - Hairs in my teeth.
The Ugly - Teeth! Ouch!
Wheelchairs
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OHHH about May/December...wait...seems either too young fangirls or older mature ladies seem to fancy me...dang...and my birthday is in May...
Wheelchairs
The Good - When injured it's a good way to get around.
The Bad - If you need one and it's not for injuries.
The Ugly - Inauguration Day for Obama and Dick Cheney on one after injuring his back the day before. Like Jon Stewart said "OH COME ON NOW! Do you need to look even more EVIL now?!"
Remote Controllers
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Remote Controllers
The Good - Makes couch potatoing an even lazier activity
The Bad - Losing it in the cushions
The Ugly - Trying to watch the wife figure it out after 5 FREAKIN YEARS!!!!
Woman drivers
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5 years?!
Woman drivers
The Good - Very nice on the eyes especially in convertibles.
The Bad - How ASS SLOW they can be on the highway sometimes.
The Ugly - When they are unable to figure out how to signal even after 25 FREAKIN YEARS!!!
Male Models
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Male Models
The Good - yummy, lickable abs.
The Bad - I don't want a man who is prettier than me.
The Ugly - they're usually pretty stoooooooooooopid. A deal breaker for me!
Lazy, rainy Sundays
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Lazy, rainy Sundays
The Good - Lounging around watching DVDs
The Bad - Having to go outside and forgetting the rain coat
The Ugly - Renting really bad DVD's (Saw Australia... Ummm... Yuck?)
Warm dry summer days
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Warm dry summer days
The Good - More hours of daylight.
The Bad - You need to drink a lot more to replenish fluids.
The Ugly - Doing so with NO AIR CONDITIONING!
St. Patrick's Day (this year on Tuesday, March 17th)
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St. Patty's day
The Good - Green Beer
The Bad - Green Eggs
The Ugly - Green squirts the next day. Yikes!
Messenger chat
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O_o Um I think if you got green squirts you either had eaten those green eggs and they were pass their expiry date, you I think you should see a doctor!
Messenger chat
The Good - It let's you connect with people around the world to talk.
The Bad - Damn spam messages.
The Ugly - When YAHELL decides to be a bitch and cut off people, do weird things to chats and things I won't go into! ARGH!
Public Speaking
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Public Speaking
The Good - Hearing my own voice. It's so purty!
The Bad - Ummmm's
The Ugly - My fly is open?
Car pooling
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Car Pooling
The Good - saving on gas consumption and costs
The Bad - not having the freedom of your own car to go where you want when you want.
The Ugly - gas emissions from your passengers. Ewww.
Spring Weather
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Spring Weather
The Good - Flowers are popping up
The Bad - Still too cold for skirts (No! not on me MD!)
The Ugly - Flood season here
Subways
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Subways
The Good - France's subways were the fastest I've taken and have lovely entertainment like singers and buskers!
The Bad - Toronto subways are slow and often have emergency stops and have horrid entertainment like the screaming bums and thieves!
The Ugly - When the Toronto subways try to imitate France with singing bums and busking thieves!
Golf
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Yikes! Sounds like Tortonto subs are spooky!
Golf
The Good - Watching that one perfect shot go right where you were aiming
The Bad -Hitting that shot the first shot of the day
The Ugly - The swearing and yelling the rest of the day trying to repeat it
Swearing
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Swearing
The Good - it is super duper hot to hear someone whisper "F*ck me" hotly in your ear as things start getting hot and heavy.
The Bad - the look on my mom's face the first time I let the f-bomb fly in her presence.
The Ugly - road rage.
Dirty Talk During Sex
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Dirty Talk During Sex
The Good - Such a turn on to hear her say "Fuck me harder" (You're so polite MD!)
The Bad - When she uses a term you have not heard before
The Ugly - When she starts swearing because you got the wrong hole!
Lingerie
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LINGERIE
The good...
(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00358/lingerie_682_358974a.jpg)
The bad...
(http://www.filmfodder.com/reviews/archives/borat.jpg)
The ugly...
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1219/564258899_28d47fb27a.jpg?v=0)
CELL PHONES
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That's the oddest evoultion of lingerie I've ever seen.
CELL PHONES
The Good - You get in contact with people on the road.
The Bad - When you get a shitty reception.
The Ugly - The Bills for roaming costs, long distance, unwanted calls from telemarketers charged and so forth.
CHURCH
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CHURCH
The Good - an excellent reminder of some of the fundamentals of a good life (do unto others, love thy neighbor, etc).
The Bad - self-righteous "good" christians who are actually judgmental hypocrites.
The Ugly - extreme fundamentalists of any faith are downright scary.
NEIGHBORS
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NEIGHBORS
The Good - New Best Friends!
The Bad - New Creepy Voyeurs!
The Ugly - Newly Released Murderer!
FAST FOOD
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FAST FOOD
The Good - McDonald's double cheeeeeeeeeeeseburger
The Bad - Pretty much anything on Taco Bell's menu
The Ugly - Cottage cheese thighs that come from toooooo much fast food
THIGHS
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THIGHS
The Good - Making them quiver with a finger touch
The Bad - When they rub together while walking
The Ugly - The Colonels!
The Military
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The Military
The Good - They serve to protect our rights.
The Bad - When dumb leaders are in charge of them (See: Bush, George W.)
The Ugly - The secret Gay Military! (This vid just for DTM and the ladies - http://www.youporngay.com/watch/55324/gay-male-military/ Yes I'm a stinker. ;D )
Dance Clubs
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Darnit I couldn't get the vid to open. *blinks*
Dance Clubs
The Good - A great way to get some exercise
The Bad - boring DJ's
The Ugly - My patented headless chicken dance style
Fried Foods
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lol Suuuuure you can't.
Fried Foods
The Good - Tastes like Chicken!
The Bad - Add on the pounds.
The Ugly - I think having it last week is doing a number on the color of my #1 if you know what I mean...
Bubble Baths
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BUBBLES BATHS
The good... Soooo relaxing and fun to play in!
The bad... The way you are a giant prune when you step out.
The ugly... Draining the water after a 2 year old was in the tub and finding something left behind!
POKER
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OK that ugly was EWWWW.
POKER
The Good - A fun way to spend a day with friends (stripping a nice bonus).
The Bad - WAY too many Poker shows on TV, and it's called a SPORT?!
The Ugly - Losing that amazing hand to a bluff.
BASKETBALL
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BASKETBALL
The Good - the wild opening round where anything could happen.
The Bad - MSU giving me an ulcer in the first half in the Robert Morris game.
The Ugly - my brackets. *sigh*
MOVING
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MOVING
The Good - A new start.
The Bad - Boxes and more boxes.
The Ugly - So many last minute mess ups that you barely make it out of the old place in one piece!
Large Sexual Organs
(And I mean like if they're porno/hentai size!)
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LARGE SEXUAL ORGANS (And I mean like if they're porno/hentai size!)
The Good - it piques your curiosity and makes you go "Hmmm...."
The Bad - makes deep throating very difficult.
The Ugly - don't even THINK about getting anal from me with that big boy.
ANAL SEX
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Anal Sex
The Good - Such a deliciously tight feeling around me!
The Bad - Not enough lube
The Ugly - When she didn't use the bathroom before hand. Yikes!
Texting
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Texting
The Good - A usually free way to communicate with others.
The Bad - When the government or phone companies try to charge for incoming text messages!
The Ugly - When your fingers are too fat to use the phone's buttons to type fast!
Body Piercings
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Body Piercings
The Good - The rumored effect tongue piercings add to oral
The Bad - Sharp, pointy tongue piercings
The Ugly - Infected, sharp, pointy tongue piercings!
Tattoos
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Tattoos
The Good - Can look pretty cool, with some even a form of body art!
The Bad - Getting one with a lover's name on it...then separating.
The Ugly - Old age + Tattoos = Wrinkled Images on the body.
The Sun
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The Sun
The Good ~ It's so great to feel it warming your skin after a cold winter.
The Bad ~ Sunburn.
The Ugly ~ August when it's sweltering and you are wishing for winter again.
Energy Drinks
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I've never had an energy drink before, so I'm going to answer based on what I've heard about them.
The Good - gives you a little boost when you're starting to fade.
The Bad - they are usually loaded with sugar!
The Ugly - the crash after it wears off - I've heard it is worse than the original sleepiness.
NAPPING
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NAPPING
The Good - A nice rest to recharge the batteries.
The Bad - When a nap turns into a long sleep unplanned for.
The Ugly - When that same nap turned long sleep occurs at your workplace!
SPRING SHOWERS
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Spring Showers
The Good - giving life to the beautiful flowers and trees.
The Bad - when it's been raining for days on end.
The Ugly - when they turn into damaging storms that destroy homes.
Anime
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Anime
The Good - Awesome fights, amazing casts and some of the funniest moments you'll ever see.
The Bad - Too much fan service (as in focusing on only sexual innuendos at the cost of plot and character development)
The Ugly - When plots go South and make no sense whatsoever...or turn into too many filler episodes (episodes not based on the main source like the manga that are not considering part of the plot and don't count to character development)
Eyeglasses
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Eyeglasses
The Good - Improve your vision
The Bad - get smeared/smudged easily and therefore difficult to keep clean
The Ugly - They break easily
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Oops. Next topic
Getting a new book
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Getting a new book
The Good - Something to read on quiet days or on the road.
The Bad - When it's all done.
The Ugly - Reading it so passionately...while walking...right into a street pole. :P
Candy Stores
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Candy Stores
The Good - all the different flavours of candy
The Bad - eating too much of your favourite candy
The Ugly - getting a cavity from all the sweets.
Chatting on the phone
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Chatting on the phone
The Good - Time to catchup with friends.
The Bad - When one call goes on for hours and you lose track of time.
The Ugly - That same phone call taking too long when it shows up on the phone bill as long distance!
Men who cry
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Men Who Cry
The Good - when they release some of the pent up emotion.
The Bad - crying for hours
The Ugly - crying over the smallest things.
A Party
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A Party
The Good - Being the life of the party having fun dancing, drinking and partying!
The Bad - Being left off the guest list.
The Ugly - Finding your drunken pictures posted on the Internet the next day.
Celebrities
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Celebrities
The Good - Smokin hot ones like Angelina Jolie!
The Bad - Nasty ones like Paris Hilton
The Ugly - Self righteous ones like Sean Penn
Ska music
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Ska Music
The Good - can improve your mood
The Bad - you get a certain song stuck in your head
The Ugly - when all you hear is ska music even when it isn't playing
Playtime Before Bed
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Playtime Before Bed
The Good - Delicious to do right before sleep
The Bad - When you are really tired and just want to sleep
The Ugly - Trying to play after eating El Diablo pizza. Yikes!
Playtime when drunk
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Playtime when drunk
The Good - may be a little more creative
The Bad - room starts to spin as you play
The Ugly - passing out while your partner is still tied up.
A new submissive
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A new submissive
The Good - Someone who has not been warned about me yet. ;)
The Bad - Finding out how much they really have to learn
The Ugly - Discovering they are really an OMIB.
Teasing
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*wonders what an OMIB is*
Teasing
The Good - turning your partner on
The Bad - they've had too much
The Ugly - they lose patience with you and leave.
Biting
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Biting
The Good - It marks my property
The Bad - Explaining the hickey at work
the Ugly - Explaining the hickey to your parents
Eager newbies
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Eager Newbies
The Good - easily moldeable (not sure if that's a word, but y'all know what I mean)
The Bad - don't know their limits
The Ugly - can get hurt really badly by someone who claims to be something they're not
Porn shops
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Yes what IS an OMIB?
Porn Shops
The Good - Lots of choices for your sexual needs.
The Bad - Cost a lot for items you want.
The Ugly - Trying to return an item after 1 use even if you got the receipt.
Spin the Bottle
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Haru, I was told it's Old Man In Bathrobe. Hehe.
Spin the Bottle
The Good - finding out that your latest crush is playing the game with you, and getting to kiss them.
The Bad - kissing someone who has horrid breath.
The Ugly - having that perfect kiss and then getting Mono from it.
Marriage
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Okkkkkk that's one weird acronym.
Marriage
The Good - Being with your loved one for life.
The Bad - If you need a divorce.
The Ugly - Too many celebrities keep marrying then divorcing to keep track.
Baseball
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Baseball
The Good - seeing your favourite team win
The Bad - losing a bet you had going on a team
The Ugly - having them hunt you down and beat you up for not paying
Cash
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Cash
The Good - What you use to buy what you want.
The Bad - When it's all gone it's hard to get more.
The Ugly - Can't buy you love.
Bikinis
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Bikinis
The Good - it's like being naked, but you're not!
The Bad - it is difficult to find one that you feel good wearing.
The Ugly - plus size bikinis.
Speedos
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Speedos
The Good - When hot tushes are wearing them!
The Bad - When tushes suck them in by accident a bit too far up the crack!
The Ugly - When plus size butts are wearing them instead.
Big Butts
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Big Butts
The Good - more cushion for the pushin'
The Bad - big ol' granny panties
The Ugly - cottage cheese ass
PANTIES
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Panties
The Good - Thongs
The Bad - When they won't tear off
The Ugly - When men wear them. Yikes!
Transexuals
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Transexuals
The Good - Can be as good looking as anyone else!
The Bad - If you're straight and confuse them for the wrong sex.
The Ugly - The surgery to be a true one, yikes!
Swimming
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Swimming
The Good - cooling off after a hot day.
The Bad - arm/leg cramp
The Ugly - going swimming and getting sick from it.
Skirts
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Skirts
The Good - When the wind blows up to sneak a peek on the lassie wearing it.
The Bad - Elevators. Nuff said.
The Ugly - Stop looking up my KILT, I'm a dude!
Golf
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Golf
The Good - When you hit that first ball straight and true down the fairway!
The Bad - When it turns out to be the wrong fairway
The Ugly - When it turns out to be a hole in one on the wrong hole!.... if you know what I mean? ;)
Skyping
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Skyping
The Good - finally hearing the voice of someone you've chatted with for a long time.
The Bad - if that voice fails to live up to your expectations.
The Ugly - the fumbling hang up when the spouse walks in!
Phone Sex
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Phone Sex
The Good - Lots and lots of moaning...such a turn on!
The Bad - Bad connections, always bad nearing the climax of the call!
The Ugly - Somehow you get an STD or someone pregnant from phone sex mysteriously!
Condoms
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Condoms
The Good: They help prevent pregnancy/std's.
The Bad: They can sometimes cause allergic reactions.
The Ugly: When they break/slip off and the woman gets pregnant.
Oral Sex
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Oral Sex
The Good - Giving head and receiving it is soooooooo fantastic!
The Bad - When your lover has no clue how to give oral sex.
The Ugly - Oh no, choking due to pubic hair!
Anniversaries
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Anniversaries
The Good: Spending the day with the one you love.
The Bad: Forgetting the anniversary.
The Ugly: Remembering the anniversary but choosing to ignore it anyway.
Water beds
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Water Beds
The Good - Feels like sleeping on the ocean...
The Bad - But not good if you're seasick...
The Ugly - And REALLY ugly if you're actually drowning in your waterbed...leak!
Hockey
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Hockey
The Good - Seeing your favourite team win.
The Bad - Fights.
The Ugly - Your favourite player getting taken to the hospital from being badly beaten.
Sandwiches
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Sandwiches
The Good - When it's me between two women
The Bad - When it's me a woman and another guy
The Ugly - When it's me and two crossdressers. Yikes!
Orgies
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lol You have some interesting sandwiches there.
Orgies
The Good - When you're banging all night long various people in a safe, agreeable environment.
The Bad - When the police come over as your orgy's location is making too much noise and neighbours are complaining.
The Ugly - Somehow like high school, you end up a wallflower at an orgy!
Mondays
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Mondays
The good - Getting the week started.
The bad - You're too tired to do anything.
The ugly - Bad Mondays that make you drag ass all week.
Pyjamas
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Pyjamas
The Good - Warm clothes for bed!
The Bad - More clothes to take off before sex.
The Ugly - Spongebob Squarepants PJs. Nuff said.
Dance Clubs
-
Dance Clubs
The Good - Finding someone to dance with.
The Bad - Drunken sex.
The Ugly - Coming out of a one night stand with more than an orgasm.
Drunken sex
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Drunken sex
The Good - Makes ugly people seem passable?
The Bad - No memory later on if it was good or not.
The Ugly - Puking during the sex due to being drunk.
Handcuffs
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Handcuffs
The Good - Being restrained during sex.
The Bad - When they leave marks on your wrists.
The Ugly - When you're being arrested and thrown in jail.
Rope
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Rope
The Good - For sexy play.
The Bad - For duties like putting your boat or luggage on your vehicle.
The Ugly - For capital punishment.
The Zoo
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Zoo
The Good - Getting to see animals that you would not otherwise have the opportunity to see.
The bad - Large crowds.
The ugly - The smell of some of the animals can make you gag.
Picnics
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Picnics
The Good - A beautiful way to have lunch outdoors!
The Bad - When the park is WAY overcrowded.
The Ugly - Ants!
Water Parks
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Water Parks
The Good - Cooling off from the scorching heat.
The Bad - Overcrowding.
The Ugly - People who urinate in the water.
Writing a new story
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Writing a new story
The Good - Time to work those brain cells to make an awesome story for all to read!
The Bad - Where to begin...
The Ugly - I hvae no cule how to use the slepl cechk!
Long Weekends
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Long Weekends
The Good - Having time to get everything done that I need to.
The Bad - Working too hard.
The Ugly - Having so much fun that by the time Monday rolls around, you don't want to work.
Finding a new porn website
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Finding a new porn website
The Good - New way to pass the time! My site to recommend today: Hentai Overkill as it's getting a nice facelift of materials and look! http://www.hentaioverkill.net/ All free so enjoy as you wish the galleries, doujins and more!
The Bad - When it won't load properly.
The Ugly - Popup ads! YUCK! (And don't fret, the sites I recommend I try to make sure there are none or very minimal at worst!)
Blu-Ray DVDs
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Blu-Ray DVD'S
The Good - Beautifully clear picture.
The Bad - Price.
The Ugly - Having to buy a Blu-Ray player - those things are dead expensive.
Marilyn Manson
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Marilyn Manson
The Good - My fav song I can think of: The Beautiful People (used to be main theme for WWE shows)
From my AMV playlist! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC6q1ludvWk
The Bad - He's SCARY IMHO.
The Ugly - I saw him golfing and he looks so normal! ;D
Long hair
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Manson golfs? I'm totally mortified! My favourite gothic rocker is normal... No!!
Long Hair
The Good - It's pretty, you can create tons of different looks with it, and it makes for excellent gripping.
The Bad - Getting tangles.
The Ugly - Little kids yanking it and putting gum in it.
Tattoos
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No wait...rethinking, maybe it was Alice Cooper who golfs. They all look the same to me! ;D
Tattoos
The Good - Can be hot to look for on the body if you know what I mean?
The Bad - NEEDLES! EEP! SCARY!
The Ugly - Old age doesn't do well to wrinkly skin of the tattoo.
Blowjobs
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Blowjobs
The Good - Making my man feel like he's in heaven.
The Bad - Sperm getting in my eye... eww.
The Ugly - Realising in a public place that I accidently didn't get all of the stuff off my face.
Breakfast
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Breakfast
The Good - Starts your day with food!
The Bad - Burnt toast.
The Ugly - Spilling the breakfast coffee in bed on your nether regions!
Cell Phones
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Cell Phones
The Good - Keeps you connected to your world.
The bad - They're so small and easy to lose.
The Ugly - Dropping it and it busts into pieces, then you have to pay a crap load of money to replace it.
MP3 players
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MP3 Players
The Good - Keeps tons of songs to listen to.
The Bad - Can cost you a pretty penny.
The Ugly - I don't got one! How does this dang new tech work?!
Gardening
-
Gardening
The Good - Growing food/pretty flowers.
The Bad - Pestilential bugs that eat the leaves.
The Ugly - The first frost of the season killing your plants because you forgot to cover them.
Cats
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Cats
The Good - They're cuddly, friendly, cute, loveable, clean, and the bestest pet ever!
The Bad - Furballs, ewwww...
The Ugly - Cleaning out the kitty litter bin....EWWWWWWW! :P
Dogs
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Dogs
The Good - They are friendly, happy companions.
The Bad - Having to pick their hair off your clothes.
The Ugly - When the dog gets wet from the rain - very few things that smell worse than a wet dog.
College/university
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College/university
The Good - Gives you the education you need and life experiences with new peers and friends.
The Bad - Yearning once you're out to go back:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebTNPHPWzCk - Avenue Q's College Song
The Ugly - Trying to go back when you're older than the professors.
Washing the Car
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Washing the car
The Good - Having a clean car once again.
The Bad - Can wear you out.
The Ugly - Getting dirty.
Netspeak
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Netspeak (Has no idea what this is btw)
The Good - The net tells you where the fish are hiding?
The Bad - The net insults your boat driving skills while fishing?
The Ugly - DTM trying to be funny with a term he is clueless about! ;D
Internet Search Engines
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DTM, that was an exercise in hilarity. Hehehe. I should have clarified what netspeak is. It's using stuff like: lol, btw, wtf... etc. You get the idea.
Internet Search Engines
The Good - Find the stuff you are curious to learn about.
The Bad - Having to rifle through all of those results to find what you need.
The Ugly - You have to be uber specific and it can take a while to get the wording right, which is frustrating.
Laptops
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Laptops
The Good - When you're on the road it's the best way to pass the time or check the Internet.
The Bad - Trying to make it work with the Free Wi-Fi in hotels.
The Ugly - They don't do well as say Gameboys if accidentally dropped in the toilet...
Carpooling
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Carpooling
The Good - Saving on gas money and taking the trip with friends.
The Bad - Can be cramped up in a tight space for several hours.
The Ugly - Getting car sick.
Gameboys
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Gameboys
The Good - Best way for portable, durable video gaming!
The Bad - When I got to upgrade again (I am still with my Gameboy SP).
The Ugly - Even if it can survive, no fun picking it out of the toilet bowl if you accidentally drop it there!
Eyeglasses
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Eyeglasses
The Good - Help you see.
The Bad - Scratched easily.
The Ugly - Easily breakable.
Digital cameras
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Digital Cameras
The Good - Great for saving money over film
The Bad - Tricky to use sometimes
The Ugly - Dropping one into the river 2 weeks after buying it. *mutters*
Web cams
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Web cams
The Good - You can see who you're chatting with online if they have one too.
The Bad - Sometimes you get not so good pictures.
The Ugly - Can't get them to work right.
Cyber Sex
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Cyber Sex
The Good - chatting with someone who talks dirty to you in just the right way.
The Bad - lack of imagination makes for boooooooooooring cyber
The Ugly - when you have to fake an orgasm to make a clean getaway.
Faking Orgasms
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Faking Orgasms
The Good - I can go to sleep
The Bad - Hard for me to do
The Ugly - Fake sperm
Immature People
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Immature people
The Good - They can be funny.
The Bad - They can be annyouing.
The Ugly - They make a big deal out of everything.
Sex
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Sex
The Good - Duh!
The Bad - There's a bad?
The Ugly - Wrong hole!!!!
KY Jelly
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KY Jelly
The Good - Makes for a slick insertion if you know what I mean?
The Bad - Don't drop on the floor and slip!
The Ugly - KY Jelly is not a good sandwich spread!
Glory holes
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Glory Holes
The Good - Provides anonymity and pleasure.
The Bad - May be too much cock.
The Ugly - May catch weird mouth disease.
Amateur Porn
-
LOL Too much cock? There's such a thing?!
Amateur Porn
The Good - Looks a HECK of a lot more natural than commercial porn.
The Bad - If you're STILL not getting any yourself...
The Ugly - When there needs to be an over/under for number of times someone falls out of bed, ouch!
Video Cameras
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Video cameras
The Good - Create memories with them.
The Bad - They are still dreadfully expensive.
The Ugly - Can get you into a lot of trouble.
Fanfiction
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Fanfiction
The Good - Good stories by the fans about their favorite things.
The Bad - Too many crossover stories. that easily cause silly flame wars.
The Ugly - When it looks like a 3 year old wrote it while blindfolded.
Movie Theatres
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Laughs at the ugly part of fanfiction. It's so true, Haru.
Movie Theatres
The Good - See the movie you've been wanting to see.
The Bad - Ticket prices are getting outrageously expensive.
The Ugly - People talking and using their cell phones during the movie, or having your seat kicked repeatedly.
New clothes
-
OK on cell phones, do as we do: EAT THE PHONE or threaten that we will TALK to them!
"OK I'll let him know...you're adopted."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6huAvo7h7U
New Clothes
The Good - New things to wear, yay you're trendy again!
The Bad - Nothing fits you, boo, you're fat.
The Ugly - Your mom asks you to try on these new undies, YIKES you're embarassed!
Cell Phones
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Cell Phones
The Good - They're handy in an emergency.
The Bad - You come to rely on them too much.
The Ugly - Running up a 1,000 dollar phone bill and not being able to pay it.
Jobs
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Jobs
The Good - iPods
The Bad - iMacs
The Ugly - The spinning beach ball of death!
Making presumptions
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Making presumptions
The Good - Sometimes they can be right on.
The Bad - Most of the time they're wrong and can result in said person who's making the presumption look like an idiot.
The Ugly - A fight (either verbal or physical) ensues.
Taking naughty pictures
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Taking naughty pictures
The Good - Getting sexy stuff like this:
(http://www.onlinebitsnbobs.co.uk/images/thumb_3064_image1_naughty-knot-0.jpg)
The Bad - Taking it and the picture goes fuzzy like this:
(http://helenafrithpowell.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/19-1-7s.jpg)
The Ugly - Just getting the wrong model like this (P.S. AND damn I nearly went blind finding one...so damn...how bad to choose...ok this...):
(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/10/14/128684835723291105.jpg)
Baking
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Baking
The Good - Having homemade baked goods.
The Bad - Burning said baked goods.
The Ugly - Everyone eats up what you made and then you can't have any. :(
Fast food
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Fast food
The Good - It's tasty, mmmmmm beefy!
The Bad - Ever try juggling the takeout sometimes getting on the bus?
The Ugly - The poundage being added, time to go to the next belt hole!
Fireworks
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Fireworks
The Good - The put on one hell of an entertaining show.
The Bad - Sometimes they fizzle out too quickly.
The Ugly - You set them off and you get burned badly.
Vicodin
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Vicodin
The Good - Makes pain go away (or so I'm told)
The Bad - Not as good as my Tylenol methinks.
The Ugly - Me thinking it was some suppository!
Ladders
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Vicodin is strong as hell - way more so than Tylenol will ever dare to be. And you won't really feel anything whilst on it. I would know; I take it for my back.
Ladders
The Good - They enable you to reach the height you need to fix something.
The Bad - Sometimes they are still too short.
The Ugly - Falling off one and breaking a bone/multiple bones.
Digital television
-
Ah TY, now I know and knowing it half the battle!
Digital television
The Good - All the channels you could ever want.
The Bad - Yet how many channels can one REALLY watch?
The Ugly - When you see the bill for how much more it is than cable!
Summer Blockbuster Movies
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Summer Blockbuster Movies
The Good - Fast paced action!
The Bad - Romantic comedies
The Ugly - The lines to see the really good ones!
Haircuts
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Haircuts
The Good - You get the look you want.
The Bad - The haircut you wanted doesn't look good on you.
The Ugly - The stylist messes up and you still have to pay for it anyway.
Long hair
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Long Hair
The Good - Chicks dig long hair.
The Bad - My ears disappeared under the hair and putting my headphones on them was a pain.
The Ugly - Trying to fit long hair in my Toronto Blue jays baseball cap!
Short Hair
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Short hair
The Good - Nice and cool in the summer months, and very easy to take care of.
The Bad - Short hair doesn't look good on everyone.
The Ugly - Hides no facial flaws whatsoever.
Physical Therapy
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Physical Therapy
The Good - It's the road back to recovery.
The Bad - It takes a long time.
The Ugly -Setbacks during it make it longer.
Floggers
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Floggers
The Good - Leaves lovely red marks on skin.
The bad - Can be pretty pricey depending on the type of hide you order.
The Ugly - You can injure someone more than what you intended.
Silk ties
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Silk Ties
The Good -They look spiffy.
The Bad - If the colour clashes with the rest of the outfit.
The Ugly - Still needing instructions on how to TIE one!
Fridays
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Fridays
The Good - End of a long, hard week.
The Bad - Realising that you have just as much to do at home as you do at your job.
The Ugly - It always goes by too fast, and sooner than you would like, it's Monday again.
Music
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Music
The Good - Keep my mind at ease while doing things like at my profile on CR! http://www.crunchyroll.com/user/trigunkwan
The Bad - Having to keep up to speed with new music, or when stuff gets changed.
The Ugly - Remixes...usually hate them.
Highways
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Highways
The Good - Get where you need to go faster.
The Bad - Traffic can sometimes be very heavy.
The Ugly - Can be really bad accidents because of some who are either not paying attention or are driving too fast.
Sleeping
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Sleeping
The Good - Rests the body.
The Bad - Doing it on the job.
The Ugly - Doing it while working on the comp...zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Horses
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Horses
The Good - They are beautiful.
The Bad - Cost a lot to keep.
The Ugly - Riding one and getting thrown off.
Love songs
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Love songs
The Good - Romantic setting to a date.
The Bad - When they don't age well.
The Ugly - When someone tries to sing it and is tone deaf!
Bubble Gum
-
Bubblegum
The Good - It tastes great.
The Bad - It can lose flavour quickly.
The Ugly - Chewing it for long periods of time can make your jaw hurt.
Online Journals
-
Online Journals
The Good - A way to pass the time away while online to read.
The Bad - Sure replacing good old newspapers quickly.
The Ugly - Like anything in life, you'll have awesome authors...then the idiots too posting online journals.
G-Strings
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G-Strings
The Good - Can be really sexy on some people.
The Bad - Can be uncomfortable.
The Ugly - When other, unintended, people see them.
Jeans
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Jeans
The Good - Great when modelled by sexy people.
The Bad - Not so great when modelled by me.
The Ugly - When that zipper gets caught on a ballsac...YIKES!
Radio
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Aww, I bet you look nice in jeans, Haru.
Radio
The Good - Can be a relaxing change from the television.
The Bad - May have some channels that don't come in clearly.
The Ugly - Some stations replay the same annoying songs over and over again.
Long conversations
-
I'm ok in them but I don't wear them anymore for now.
Long conversations
The Good - You get to talk about a lot of things on your mind....
The Bad - ...but sometimes you say some things you'd rather not...
The Ugly - ...when things get TOO long and hours pass by as you ramble on...!
iPods
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Ipods
The Good - They look amazing and can hold a lot of music.
The Bad - Constantly worried that they might get stolen.
The Ugly - ZOMG, they are so expensive!
Instant messages
-
Instant Messages
The Good - A great way to talk to people anywhere!
The Bad - Trying to learn all the IM talk like LOL, ROFLMAO and such.
The Ugly - If your connection suddenly cuts out....
Strip Clubs
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Strip Clubs
The Good - Arousing - or so I'm told.
The Bad - Drinks cost a lot.
The Ugly - Having to take care of yourself at the end of the night because of no other outlet.
Storms
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Storms
The Good - Waters the lawn for you.
The Bad - Getting stuck in one.
The Ugly - When it scares my poor pussy...cat!
Trains
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Trains
The Good - Great way to travel.
The Bad - They can be very noisy.
The Ugly - Trainwrecks--need I say more?
Grammar Reference Guides
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Grammar Reference Guides
The Good - It's one way to check on your grammar quickly.
The Bad - It's not going to solve every situation, only practice will help with that!
The Ugly - They don't usually fit in your pocket.
Air Conditioning
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Air conditioning
The Good - Keeps you cool in the late spring and summer.
The Bad - Sometimes it can make your room/house too chilly for you.
The Ugly - When it goes out in the middle of the summer, and the repair man can't come fix it for a week.
Showers
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Showers
The Good - Quick way to clean up after a long day.
The Bad - When the hot or cold water don't work right away.
The Ugly - AND you have the nozzle on you and it BURNNNNNS!
Digital Cameras
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Digital Cameras
The good - Take the perfect picture.
The Bad - When it comes out pixelated.
The Ugly - They can be very expensive.
Swimming in a lake
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Swimming in a lake
The Good - It's being at home with nature.
The Bad - When dummies dump garbage into said lake, YUCK!
The Ugly - It's fun and games until that psycho with the hockey mask comes by with his knife!
Horror Movies
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Horror Movies
The Good - If made right, they can be quite interesting.
The Bad - When they aren't scary and make you just want to laugh.
The Ugly - Sometimes they are so realistic, that deranged people might get ideas and carry them out.
Pyjamas
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Pyjamas
The Good - Gives you nice evening wear before you sleep.
The Bad - Not very sexy...I think (maybe I need a Pyjama strip show to be proven otherwise...)
The Ugly - When Choosing a design, Two words: Spongebob Squarepants
Ball Gag
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Ball Gag
The Good - Keeps your partner silent for the most part
The Bad - Tastes funny
The Ugly - Makes your jaw hurt after a while.
Spanking Benches
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Spanking Benches
The Good - Place to conduct said spankings.
The Bad - Falling off a badly built one.
The Ugly - If the hubby uses it for his carpentry...which would lead back to the Good again I suppose...
Butt Plugs
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Butt Plugs
The Good - Stretches those muscles.
The Bad - Probably really uncomfortable after a while.
The Ugly - If you're still really tight back there and it begins to hurt, and not in the good way either.
Masks
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Masks
The Good - Cosplay! I am Batman!
The Bad - When the darn thing's eyeholes are too small!
The Ugly - Putting it on backwards...I'M BLIND!
Capes
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Capes
The Good - Sorta sexy; well, to me they are.
The Bad - The short ones look weird.
The Ugly - Having one so long that you trip over it and faceplant.
Cumshots
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Cumshots
The Good - cum covered lips
The Bad - cum in your eye
The Ugly - when there's no money shot at the end of a good porn clip!
Female squirting/ejaculation
-
*drools at MD's "good" response* Oh yes!
Female squirting/ ejaculation
The Good - Nice to know she's not faking it
The Bad - When it hits the opposite wall
The Ugly - Trying to clean it off the wall!
Listening to "Endless love" in the dark with a friend
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Listening to "Endless Love" in the dark with a friend
The Good - orgasms
The Bad - stupid Skype technical difficulties
The Ugly - the sudden hangup with someone's wife comes home!
Unpacking
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Unpacking
The Good - Relieves stress
The Bad - Random headache syndrome
The Ugly - Getting started then having to stop
Youtube
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Youtube
The Good - Tribute time, like for Michael Jackson, RIP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqxo1SKB0z8
The Bad - (Not MJ Bad). When you look back at stuff that was so bad it's funny now, like Video Game Movies!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOiGtW_2huE
Or the scene missing from Twilight!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t76YW7cTaHw
The Ugly - When amateur talent tries its hand at comedy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtZFD713xLg
...oh wait that's me. ;D Well laugh anyways, my goal is for laughter!
Guitars
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Guitars
The Good - When someone who is talented plays them
The Bad - When someone not so talented plays them
The Ugly - When an artist destroys one on stage and you get hit with one of the pieces.
Violins
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Violins
The Good - Beautiful music in the right hands.
The Bad - The soreness on the shoulders playing long pieces.
The Ugly - My trying to learn how to play as a kid then giving up after a while...
Tighty Whities
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Tighty whities
The Good - They make a man's package look even better - well, maybe that's just good for me because I like the look of them on men.
The Bad - Are too restrictive for men since they need to let it all hang out, or so to speak.
The Ugly - Can we say track marks
Women's panties
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Women's panties
The Good - Assentuates a woman's lovely curves down there.
The Bad - Some are a bit too plain to leave anything to the imagination.
The Ugly - Panty thieves! They're EVERYWHERE in anime!
Tank Tops
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Tank Tops
The Good - Keeps you nice and cool when it's hotter than hades outside.
The Bad - When they are more colours than a rainbow.
The Ugly - When you pay too much for one and it doesn't fit right after it's washed.
Writers groups
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Writers groups
The Good - A meeting of the minds works well for brainstorming.
The Bad - When no one gets together on ideas.
The Ugly - NEVER EVER go on strike again TV writers groups!
Hockey
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Hockey
The Good - Watching your favourite team win.
The Bad - Betting and losing on a team
The Ugly - Some of the fights get out of hand.
chapstick
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Chapstick
The Good - Keeps your lips nice and intact.
The Bad - When someone thinks you're applying lipstick and you're a guy.
The Ugly - When you really need it and you don't got any...
Chopsticks
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Chopsticks
The Good - Something to eat with
The Bad - A little hard to manoeuvre at first.
The Ugly - Accidentally getting poked in the eye when learning how to use them.
Birds
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??? Can't say I've seen someone poke their eyes out with one to date!
Birds
The Good - Pets for anyone.
The Bad - Can't take out of cages usually.
The Ugly - Bird Droppings....ew...
Swimming Pools
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I've not seen anyone poke their eye out yet with a chopstick, but you never know. It could happen.
Swimming pools
The Good - They're great for cooling off on a hot day.
The Bad - If you're at a public one, they can be overcrowded.
The Ugly - I know this is gross, but sometimes people urinate in pools. Ew.
Pennames
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Pennames
The Good - Some authors prefer one so it works.
The Bad - Not as much publicity for the person.
The Ugly - Choosing a bad one that sounds more like gibberish.
Vacuum Cleaners
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Vacuum Cleaners
The Good - They pick up dust and dirt, keeping you healthier.
The Bad - They might eat your carpet, too... if you know what I mean.
The Ugly - They can be quite expensive depending on the brand. My mom has a Kirby Vacuum and that thing cost over 1000 dollars.
Love Bites
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O_o OK that's too much I think! Sounds more like a riding lawn mower vacuum!
Love Bites
The Good - Hot Hickey Action
The Bad - It's not easy evidence to hide from the parents.
The Ugly - If it's being done by a vampire!
Long Weekends
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Long Weekends
The Good - Finishing everything you need to and then resting.
The Bad - Realising there's more to be done than you had planned on.
The Ugly - Once they're over, you don't want to go back to the grind.
Webcams
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Webcams
The Good - Makes for sexy stripping across the land!
The Bad - When you lose connections.
The Ugly - Don't EVER use it ABOVE your head and have it fall on you!
Flags
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Flags
The Good - Show pride in whatever you're supporting.
The Bad - May be controversial.
The Ugly - Someone attacking someone else for carrying a flag they don't agree with.
kissing
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Kissing
The Good - It tastes SOOOO good.
The Bad - Closing your eyes and bumping heads, ouch!
The Ugly - Hey where did my gum go?
Handjobs
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Handjobs
The Good - Giving your man a little attention.
The Bad - They'd rather have oral.
The Ugly - Using too tight a grip.
Potato chips
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Potato Chips
The Good - An awesome snack while watching TV.
The Bad - You can't eat just one!
The Ugly - Greasy hands from eating chips.
Tongue Piercings
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Tongue Piercings
The Good - They look good and are great for oral sex.
The Bad - Kinda hard to get used to at first.
The Ugly - If you don't take care of them properly, they can get infected.
email
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Email
The Good - Easy, free communication with others.
The Bad - Not as direct as a phone call still.
The Ugly - SPAM!
Eyeglasses
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Eyeglasses
The Good - Help you see what you need to.
The Bad - They smear so easily.
The Ugly - Very expensive to replace.
Outside jobs
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Outside jobs
The Good - Working outdoors as you sweat and exercise as well.
The Bad - When it's TOO hot with no cloud cover in sight.
The Ugly - BUG BITES!
Camping
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Camping
The Good - Connecting with Mother Nature
The Bad - Bugs
The Ugly - Getting bitten by something
Roommates
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Roommates
The Good - Sharing the bills and house costs.
The Bad - When they snore.
The Ugly - When they're having sex with their partner but you're not and have to listen to them doing it in the other room!
Vacations
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Vacations
The Good - Time away from stress
The Bad - Depending on where you're going, it can be very expensive
The Ugly - Having to return
Scratching
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Scratching
The Good - Getting that itch feels sooooo good...
The Bad - ...But then you find more places to scratch...
The Ugly - ...ending up scratching too hard and having scabs like I do...
Hair Care
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Hair care
The Good - Taking care of it feels good, keeps it clean.
The Bad - Sometimes getting too much product in your hair.
The Ugly - Can actually cause damage to your hair - dyeing, bleaching, and using a hairdryer all damage your hair.
Buying things online
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Buying Things Online
The Good - A fast way to get rare items.
The Bad - When they don't come!
The Ugly - Someone steals you credit card online!
Chocolate
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Chocolate
The Good - It tastes great.
The Bad - Not all brands of chocolate are good.
The Ugly - Being allergic to it.
Candy
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Candy
The Good - SOOO tasty!
The Bad - Out of control sugar rushes.
The Ugly - SUGAR FREE?! Where's the fun in that?!
Cheerleaders
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Cheerleaders
The Good - Cheer on the team
The Bad - When they have no original moves.
The Ugly - When one of them gets seriously injured.
Kisses
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Kisses
The Good - It's very sexy. :-*
The Bad - When it's too quickly done.
The Ugly - Closing your eyes to kiss...and bumping heads, OUCH!
Rave Parties
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Rave Parties
The Good - Losing yourself to the music.
The Bad - People on E... need I say more?
The Ugly - Someone overdoses on a "party drug" and dies.
Exchanging photos online
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Exchanging photos online
The Good - People will get to know you more.
The Bad - If you got lousy pictures.
The Ugly - Identity theft!
Futons
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Futons
The Good - You can sit and sleep on it.
The Bad - Falling off of them when you're... ahem... doing something naughty.
The Ugly - They can sometimes hurt your back.
King sized beds
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King sized beds
The Good - You can spread out on them...sometimes with someone else too.
The Bad - When you have to buy the extra large bedsheets for it.
The Ugly - If you can't fit on one on your own...
HD TV
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HD TV
The Good - Beautiful Picture
The Bad - Having to purchase equipment for it.
The Ugly - Not getting a good signal even when you do own what you need to -- this is what I went through before I said screw it and decided not to watch it anymore. >_<
Cable
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Cable
The Good - Something to watch when bored.
The Bad - Only a few channels costing so much?!
The Ugly - OK who was the idiot at the cable station who spilled beer on the controls?! We lost a few channels again!
Pirates
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Pirates
The Good - Treasure
The Bad - Violence
The Ugly - Walkin' the plank.
Christmas carols
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Christmas carols
The Good - Carolling door to door Christmas eve.
The Bad - When you forget the words to EVERY carol.
The Ugly - Singing Christmas carols in July.
Rap
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Rap
The Good - Rhymes
The Bad - When people without any kind of talent do it.
The Ugly - An awful lot of rap seems to glorify violence.
Threesomes
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Threesomes
The Good - More sex! More people! More pleasure!
The Bad - If you break the bed you're on with 3 people on it.
The Ugly - Calling out the wrong names as you tango.
Waterslides
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Waterslides
The Good - They're a lot of fun.
The Bad - Can be pretty far into the air, and if you're afraid of heights, that's a bad thing.
The Ugly - Sliding down one too fast and getting sick from it.
Live Journal
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Live Journal
The Good - Posting maturely is A-OK!
The Bad - The amount of work needed to add HTML codes, videos, pics.
The Ugly - DANG ADS freezing/lagging stuff when checking.
Suntanning
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Suntanning
The Good - Have beautiful bronzed skin
The Bad - Sun Burns
The Ugly - Skin Cancer
Travelling
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Travelling
The Good - You're seeing the world on the road!
The Bad - Traffic jams.
The Ugly - BLOODY potholes and badly built roads. *coughQuebeccough*
Pro Wrestling
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Pro Wrestling
The Good - It's entertaining.
The Bad - Large crowds
The Ugly - People actually getting injured.
Meeting celebrities
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Meeting Celebrities
The Good - Getting their autograph or photo.
The Bad - The Long Lineups, Big Crowds or Huge Appearance Fees to meet them.
The Ugly - If they got a huge ego and shun you.
Late Night Television
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Late Night Television
The Good - The Daily Show!
The Bad - Infomercials
The Ugly - When I buy stuff from the infomercials! Damnit!
Heat Waves
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Heat Waves
The Good - Warm sunshine
The Bad - Makes people hot and sweaty.
The Ugly - When people die from heat stroke.
Dancing
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Dancing
The Good - The Samba, the Tango, all the hot looking dances.
The Bad - If you don't know how to dance before prom!
The Ugly - Break dancing turning into broken legs, ouch!
Ice Cream
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Ice Cream
The Good - Eating your favourite flavour.
The Bad - Brain freezes from eating it too fast.
The Ugly - Being allergic to a certain ingredient in the ice cream.
Pie
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Pie
The Good - An awesome dessert!
The Bad - Someone forgetting to heat it, especially meat pies.
The Ugly - Getting one in the face!
Softball
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Softball
The Good - There's some pretty good players
The Bad - Getting dirt all over your clothes... ew.
The Ugly - Getting hit in the groin with a softball.
Apologising
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Apologizing
The Good - Kiss and make up...sex.
The Bad - If it's not sincere.
The Ugly - If it's really someone else's fault.
Carpools
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Carpools
The Good - Split cost effectively.
The Bad - Can be a bit of a tight fit if there are many people riding along.
The Ugly - Getting car sick when there's a bunch of people around.
Shaving the Genitals
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Shaving the Genitals
The Good - OH MY GOODNESS it feels SO smooth once done I get a boner from that alone...ahem...
The Bad - Keeping it smooth.
The Ugly - Like any shaving, CUTS!
Road Trips
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Road Trips
The Good - Going somewhere with your friends.
The Bad - If it's a long drive and no stops along the way.
The Ugly - A lot of traffic.
Sleeping
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Sleeping
The Good - Rest makes your next day easier.
The Bad - But sleep is for the weak, time to stay up all night long instead!
The Ugly - Yet if you're too tired from little or no sleep you might end up...zzzzzzz
Camping
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Camping
The Good - Communing with nature and all that.
The Bad - Bug bites.
The Ugly - Bear attacks
Long novels
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Long novels
The Good - You can get lost in a large new world in your imagination.
The Bad - Losing your spot in the book!
The Ugly - Forgetting to use the washroom or to eat while reading!
Popcorn
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Popcorn
The Good - Tastes good, and it's really not fattening unless you load it with butter, cheese, and everything else.
The Bad - Kernels can get stuck between your teeth.
The Ugly - There's a choking hazard.
DVR's
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DVR's
The Good - Tapes shows for you when you're away/busy.
The Bad - Figuring out the technology.
The Ugly - UGH why did my show/game go overtime?! It missed being taped!
Twitter
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Twitter
The Good - Keeping in contact with your friends/family who have an account there.
The Bad - You're only allowed 140 characters with which to update, so you have to get creative.
The Ugly - Hackers - like what happened today, a bunch of hackers overloaded Twitter's and LJ's websites, effectively shutting them down for a bit.
Having 200 + tv channels
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Having 200 + tv channels
The Good - Never will be without a show to watch.
The Bad - Too much with so little time to watch.
The Ugly - Likely costs an arm and a leg!
Mexican Food
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Mexican Food
The Good - tastes lovely.
The Bad - too wide a variety
The Ugly - getting sick from eating too much
Cooking Competitions
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Cooking Competitions
The Good - IRON CHEF! (Give this user a look for the episodes! http://www.youtube.com/user/archo89)
The Bad - Iron Chef America (didn't like it as much)
The Ugly - Hell's Kitchen (HATE Gordon Ramsey, disgusting ethics and attitude!!)
Commercials
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Commercials
The Good: Bathroom break time :)
The Bad: So what we actually only get 15 min. of show for a 30 min. show
The ugly: The price for a Super Bowl commercial spot
Nylons
-
Nylons
The Good - Sexy on a hot lady's legs.
The Bad - Getting them on in the first place!
The Ugly - Tears while wearing them...
Cars
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Cars
The Good - Get you to where you need to go.
The Bad - Figuring out how to use the new stereo system.
The Ugly - Repair costs can be ungodly amounts of expensive.
Collars.
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Collars
The Good - A hot fetish item to show who's the boss...if you know what I mean?
The Bad - Choke hazard.
The Ugly - When you mix up the slave collar with the dog/cat collar, whoops!
Sunglasses
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Sunglasses
The Good - i love the way they look
The Bad - excuse me they cost how much?
The Ugly - Ok they just make her look like she has bug eyes
Yahoo messenger
-
Yahoo Messenger
The Good - Allows you instant access to chat to your friends or have sexy play with those whom you are interested in.
The Bad - When you accidentally send a naughty message to one of your friends when it was meant for someone else (so have done that before, and it's embarrassing).
The Ugly - When the messenger freezes.
Cooking shows
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Cooking Shows
The Good - Chef at Large, Iron Chef, Yan's Chinatown
The Bad - Iron Chef America, Whatever Rachael Ray is on
The Ugly - Hell's Kitchen
Talk Shows
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Talk shows
The Good - The Doctors
The Bad - Oprah
The Ugly - The View.
Tyler Florence
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Tyler Florence
The Good - Well looks OK for a chef.
(http://z.about.com/d/gourmetfood/1/0/4/5/TylerFlorence_FoodNetwork500.jpg)
The Bad - Umm...he's married now?
The Ugly - When Haru has to BS his way through a topic he has no clue about. Moving on!
Shoe Shopping
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Shoe Shopping
The Good - Finding the perfect pair.
The Bad - Too many choices
The ugly - Not enough money to buy all of what you want
Chefs
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Chefs
The Good - They make great dishes for all to eat!
The Bad - If they have no sense of taste like Chef Bender.
The Ugly - When they're like Chef Shawn Michaels and end up setting the place on fire then superkicking annoying young fangirls.
Playing the Piano
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Playing the piano
The good - beautiful music
The bad - difficult songs you've not learned yet
The ugly - people who think they know how to play but really don't.
underwear
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Underwear
The Good - Keeps your junk in your pants.
The Bad - GAH got to crotch graba again to loosen them!
The Ugly - WEDGIES!
Horses
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Horses
The good - mode of transport and they are absolutely beautiful
The bad - a lot of upkeep
The ugly - getting thrown off one.
Squirrels
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Squirrels
The Good - Good Company at the park to feed nuts to.
The Bad - Bad Company if they get loose in your college dormroom!
The Ugly - As Hobo food!
Movie Soundtracks
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Movie Soundtracks
The Good - hello....John Williams
The Bad - Any soundtrack from a B movie
The Ugly - The soundtrack from Titanic...enough already
Waxing
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Waxing
The Good - Nice and smooth skin
The Bad - Finding a place that does it.
The Ugly - "AHHHHHHHH KELLY CLARKSON!" - Steve Carell the 40 Year Old Vrigin when getting chest-waxed!
Martial Arts
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Martial Arts
The Good -- looks cool and can be useful
The bad - being flipped
The ugly - if you're a man, taking a kick to the nuts.
Beds
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Beds
The Good - Where I sleep!
The Bad - If it's lumpy.
The Ugly - Falling out of one, ouch!
Rugby
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Rugby
The good - it's fun to watch
The bad - can be pretty violent.
The ugly - going to hospital from injuries.
Greek Mythology
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Greek Mythology
The Good - Some of the best mythos stories that led to great movies like Hercules.
The Bad - Trying to keep tabs of all those stories for studies.
The Ugly - MAN and you thought anime was messed up, read some of the scandals and conflicts from Greek Myths!!!!!
Comic Books
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Comic books
The good - make you laugh and some of them are worth quite a bit of cash.
The bad - torn/missing pages
The ugly - when the artwork and the storyline suck.
Lions
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Lions
The Good - Amazing, majestic animals to witness.
The Bad - Like Cougars, make LOUSY pets!
The Ugly - Like Cougars, they go for the FACE first!
Couches
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Couches
The good - can be very comfortable
The bad - when they cost $3,000 and up
The ugly - when someone breaks yours from rough-housing and they don't pay for it.
90's music
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90's music
The Good - The Cardigans' Lovefool
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1RK95FSZnI
The Bad - If you hated Titanic, Celine Dion's My Heart Will Go On
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8epvjHCpElY
The Ugly - Apparently voted by many as ugly, Cliff Richards' The Millenium Prayer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnGoZ7iTrFY
Banks
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Banks
The good - interest bearing accounts.
The bad - overdrafting
The ugly - bank robbers.
Ski resorts
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Ski Resorts
The Good - A nice vacation spot to ski.
The Bad - It costs a pretty penny.
The Ugly - When your first lesson ends up with you actually HITTING said ski resort!
Gummi Bears
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Gummi Bears
The good - taste good
The bad - can be really chewy.
The ugly - when you run out of them. :(
Coloured Pencils
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Coloured Pencils
The Good - Time to colour things yay!
The Bad - When they break, aww...
The Ugly - These young kids not knowing what Pencils are with their Photoshop, ARGH!
iPods
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ipods
The good - store lots of your favourite songs
The bad - more expensive than other brands of similar mp3 players.
The ugly - tend to be a target for thieves.
Reality tv shows
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Reality TV
The Good - Cheap production, occasionally a good one done like the Ultimate Fighter.
The Bad - CRAPPY people used with horrid personalities to try to get over.
The Ugly - There's now reality TV shows using KIDS so they can get their childhoods ruined too!
BBQ
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BBQ
The good - it tastes wonderful when made correctly.
The bad - it burns easily if not watched.
The ugly - if the lit bbq pit is left unattended, it is a potential fire hazard.
Electricity
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Electricity
The Good - It gives us light!
The Bad - Damn it I got to pay that darn Electric Company again!
The Ugly - Oh boy here comes Electro again, call on Spider-Man!
Dentists
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Dentists
The good - They help keep your teeth in good shape.
The bad - Can be right expensive.
The ugly - The drills... Need I say more?
First Dates
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First Dates
The Good - Your heart is fluttering to meet your date...
The Bad - But you also might have butterflies in your stomach...
The Ugly - It won't help if you're late or you don't even get a good night kiss!
Bowling
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Bowling
The Good - Knocking down all the pins on your first try.
The Bad - Shoe rental. You never know if you might catch someone else's foot fungus. ew.
The Ugly - Losing your game.
Ice skating
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Ice Skating
The Good - You move REALLY fast on skates!
The Bad - Crashing into the end boards of the arena.
The Ugly - Crashing...while wearing the tight spandex outfit!
Raking Leaves
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Raking Leaves
The Good - Leaves your yard clear until more fall.
The Bad - Can be a difficult job if you have a good sized land plot.
The Ugly - Piling them up really high, jumping in them, and injuring yourself.
Having a significant other
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Having a significant other
The Good - Someone you cuddle in bed, is your best friend...with special privilages. ;)
The Bad - Picking up their dirty laundry, yuck!
The Ugly - If they can't cook but wants to all the time!
Electric Fans
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Electric Fans
The Good - Relatively cheap and they keep you cool.
The Bad - When it's boiling hot outside and the fan only blows around the hot air.
The Ugly - When the power goes out, and you no longer have said fan.
Ham and cheese sandwiches
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Ham and cheese sandwiches
The Good - A simple sandwich to make.
The Bad - When you're too lazy to even make that.
The Ugly - UGH the cheese went moldy!
Cell Phones
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Cell Phones
The Good - Can be lifeline.
The bad - Too many to choose from.
The Ugly - When you lose yours and you have to buy another one.
Girl/Girl Porn
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Girl/Girl Porn
The Good - HOT! (http://www.yurihentaiblog.com/hottest-yuri-hentai-porn/images/yuri-hentai-2.jpg)
The Bad - The likelihood of you getting to watch in real life...next to zero...
The Ugly - If you got to pay silly amounts to watch it!
Guy/Guy Porn
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Guy/Guy Porn
The Good - Devilishly delicious
The Bad - Situations rarely seem realistic
The Ugly - The music is horrid. You'd think they could go for a bit of plot and better music, but no, that won't happen.
Orgies
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OK I need to get you some Yaoi (guy on guy hentai) then, where the soundtracks are actually on par with most anime series!
Orgies
The Good - It's like a buffet, all you can eat!
The Bad - You're sure to call someone the wrong name.
The Ugly - Trying to find your clothes later on from the pile.
Cowboys/Cowgirls
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Cowboys/Cowgirls
The Good - Interesting people to chat to.
The Bad - They're around a lot of dirt... ew.
The Ugly - a lot of them listen to Country music. Bleargh.
Country Music
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Country Music
The Good - Some of it is tolerable (some Rascal Flatts, Johnny Cash is best).
The Bad - Most of it is unbearable (Billy Ray Cyrus, enough said!).
The Ugly - To paraphrase an onld stand up gag, "what country is it from, not mine!"
The Weather
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The Weather
The Good - Keeps plants growing, thereby feeding and maintaining the human race.
The Bad - When storms and other natural distasters destroy property.
The Ugly - When natural disasters claim numerous lives.
leather furniture
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Leather Furniture
The Good - It feels nice to sit on!
The Bad - Cleaning them.
The Ugly - If you slip and fall off them!
Morning Blowjobs
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Morning Blowjobs
The Good - is pleasurable
The Bad - feeling a little too tired afterward to get up.
The Ugly - accidentally getting bitten during one.
Coconut pecan icing
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Coconut pecan icing
The Good - Icing is tasty.
The Bad - Wait those 2 foods go together?!
The Ugly - The fat content if you're concerned about that type of thing.
Mountain Climbing
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Mountain Climbing
The Good - Climbing is healthy exercise, and the view at the top is magnificent.
The Bad - Mountain lions... need I say more?
The Ugly - If caution and proper safety measures aren't used, one could be easily injured during the climb.
ice cream bars
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Ice Cream Bars
The Good - A tasty dessert on the go (especially if it's a Klondike bar!)
The Bad - When they melt it's a mess.
The Ugly - The fact I don't got one right now and I CRAVE ONE!
Sexpets
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Sexpets
The Good - Access to sex when you want it.
The Bad - When you get attached to them.
The Ugly - When they get clingy.
Being alone
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Being alone
The Good - "Me" time!
The Bad - Too much "Me" time.
The Ugly - The voices in my head I start to hear.
Getting older
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Getting Older.
The good - Take no prisoners at the supermarket checkout
The Bad - The groans are not always due to pleasure
The Ugly - Hair in ears on men.... Nuff said
Booty shorts
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Booty shorts
The Good - Sooo sexy!
The Bad - When they're too tight to get off easily
The Ugly - Snapping yourself in the face when they come off too quickly
Sports bras
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PMSL @ snapping in your face.
Sports bras
The Good - great support when running
The Bad - Not very "pretty" to wear.
The Ugly - 38FF in a cheap knockoff sports bra. Those things can Kill when on the loose!
Hair products
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Hair Products
The Good - Makes the hippy hair manageable
The Bad - The kind from "There's Something About Mary"
The Ugly - Two words..... Southern women!
Facials
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Facials
The good ~ Soothes
The bad ~ Allergy to cream
The ugly ~ Post facial zit attack
Being a passenger
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Being a passenger
The Good - Able too really enjoy the views
The Bad - Knowing I can drive better
The Ugly- Telling the wife that while she's driving. Yikes!
Car GPS systems
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*pmsl I am sure most men think the same!
GPS Systems
The Good ~ Apparent Straight forward directions with a sexy accent
The Bad ~ It "dies" at midnight on a deserted road
The Ugly ~ You are in Deliverance territory
Home Repairs
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Home Repairs (Nice topic btw)
The Good - Doing them yourself to save money
The Bad - Doing them incorrectly
The Ugly - Paying someone twice what it would have cost to fix the problem you made worse. *mutters*
Hornets
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Hornets
The good ~ Not a bad basketball team ( gawd I hope that is not a hockey team)
The bad ~ Hurt like heck when stung
The ugly ~ Allergy reaction gives you a shin like a rugby player and you are a girl * :'(
Whiskey
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Whiskey
The Good - Makes me look suave and debonair
The Bad - Choking when I try to drink it straight
The Ugly - Spitting it out on my date whom I was trying to impress by drinking it.
Pumpkin carving
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*laughing* @ Ugly answer
Pumpkin Carving
The good ~ It looks scary
The Bad ~ It breaks just as you are about to do the final cut
The Ugly ~ 18 stitches in your palm, severed artery and a $10.000 ER bill
Laundry
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Laundry
The Good - Fresh smelling clothes!
The Bad - Waiting to do it then needing to get dressed up unexpectedly
The Ugly - Forgetting the clothes in the washer and finding them covered with mold.
Smoking
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*laughs at the ugly Not that I have ever ever done that *blinks*
Smoking
The good ~ the illicit drag of an illegal drug after a nice meal
The bad ~ the smell
The ugly ~ early wrinkles and bad teeth
Duct tape
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Duct Tape
The Good - Handy for babysitting urchins
The Bad - The parents coming home before you can untape them.
The Ugly - Getting it on your hairy bits. Ouch!
Baby Sitting
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*laughing*
Baby sitting
The good ~ helps with pocket money
The bad ~ the actual babies
The ugly ~ the groping father who drives you home.
Winter
-
Hey now. I like that ugly. *grins wickedly*
Winter
The Good - No more yard work!
The Bad - Finding where the new house leaks
The Ugly - The first utility bills in the poorly insulated new house. Yowza!
Summer
-
*laughs* You would!
Summer
The good ~ naked swims in the pool
The bad ~ Oppressive I can't breathe heat
The Ugly ~ The old man down the road swimming naked in your dogs paddling pool.
Truck Drivers
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Truck Drivers
The Good - They can tell you where the fuzz are.
The Bad - You can't see around their wide loads.
The Ugly - I was not talking about their trucks above. Yikes!
Rain showers
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*laughs* @ wide loads
Rain showers
The good ~ the world looks new
The bad ~ Wet clothes
The Ugly ~ Wet smelly dogs
Dinner time
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Dinner time
The Good - Food!
The Bad - Too much food
The Ugly - Vegan food *shudders*
Ladders
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*laughing at both vegan food and the next topic!*
Ladders
The good ~ height advantage
The Bad ~ Way Way too high
The Ugly ~ Creative ladder support i.e Trucks used as ladder support.
Emergency Room
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You're just jealous of my think outside the box ladder approach! :P
Emergency Room
The Good - Hot nurses
The Bad - Trying to talk to one whilst on morphine
The Ugly - Finding out "she" is a "he" when the morphine wears off. And you have his phone number written in a very private location now. Yikes!
Nurses
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PMSL! oh I liked your answers.
Your thinking out of the box ladder leaves me gobsmacked
I have left a number before but on plaster and umm not on "private" plaster tyvm
oh and the number was to the ER room *grins*
Nurses
The Good ~ Soft erotic bed baths late at night
The Bad ~ You open your eyes and it is a Nurse Dave bathing you....and you are about to experience your first "happy ending"...
The Ugly ~ Shift change and Nurse Mildred Ratched is now in charge of your little "bowel" problem..
Bedrooms
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*shudders* @ your answers
Bedrooms
The Good - Good place for petting the puppy ;)
The Bad - Finding out it really is the puppy
The Ugly - The puppy liked it a bit too much. Ugh!
Bathrooms
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PMSL @ your answers, that last one is soooooooo bad
Bathrooms
The good ~ the shower built for two
The Bad ~ Someone turns on the cold water tap in the kitchen while you are having a shower
The Ugly ~ the 2rd burns on yours and his pink bits.
Kitchens
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Kitchens
The Good - Making food together
The Bad - Losing track of the timer while "cooking" with your SO
The Ugly - Putting your SO on the counter for some TMI and forgetting the cooktop is on. Yikes!
Snow storms
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PMSL Like the last one!
Snowstorms
The good ~ Chasing the snowflakes to catch on the tip of your tongue
The Bad ~ Unable to see the road in front of you
The Ugly ~ That isn't a road
Heatwave
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If it's not a road what is it?
Heatwaves
The Good - Scantily clad women
The Bad - Scantily clad men
The Ugly - Men in bungie smugglers! (I think that is the correct term?)
Thunderstorms
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Thunderstorms
The Good - beautiful
The Bad - when accompanied by heavy wind and downed powerlines
The Ugly - when said wind makes trees/limbs fall on houses and cars, destroying property.
Drawing
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Drawing
The Good - Pays the bills!
The Bad - Not enough of it. :(
The Ugly - Trying to draw after the beer.
Emoticons
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(the term is Budgie .named after the bird Budgerigar ....Australian slang term for men's tight-fitting Speedo-style swimwear. The 'lump in the front' apparently resembles a budgie when it is stuffed down the front of someone's shorts.)
Emoticons
The good ~ :-*
The bad ~ :P
The Ugly ~ >:(
Rainboots!
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*laughs* Nice answers!
Rainboots
The Good - Keep your feet dry. Duh!
The Bad - Jumping in a puddle deeper than the boots
The Ugly - Having to walk around with squishy socks the rest of the day.
Freeways
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Thanks!
Freeways
The good ~ No traffic lights
The Bad ~ Only two lanes open
The Ugly ~ Peak hour Monash Freeway Friday night .......Nuff said
Redheads
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Redheads
The Good - Redheads really are wilder (Rawr!)
The Bad - There is no "off" button on them
The Ugly - When they hear you tell your mate that. Yikes!
Health insurance
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*cracks up*
Health Insurance
The good ~ Covers your medical costs
The Bad ~ The $200.00 gap fee
The Ugly ~ US health system (had to be said)
Drive time Radio
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So true. *sighs*
Drive Time Radio
The Good - Traffic snarl updates
The Bad - Realizing too late you are on the road with the snarls
The Ugly - Realizing this while hanging upside down in your rolled over car wondering what the hell just happened!
Snow Globes
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Snow globes
The Good ~ The one purchased from Tiffany
The Bad ~ Now everyone is bringing you snow globes because you loved the Tiffany one
The Ugly ~ they are all from the $2.00 shop (and that is being generous) and you are expected to display them. Always
Magazines
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Hmmm I think I will be getting more snow globes for Christmas now!
Magazines
The Good - Penthouse forums!
The Bad - O
The Ugly - Scat play monthly. Yikes!
Christmas stockings
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Eww good answers thou
Christmas Stockings.
The good ~ The little red and green bows with bells on the thighs..
The Bad ~ The ones over the mantle filled by my brother
The Ugly ~ Those done by my MIL (scented soap and handy things like nail clippers)
Christmas Decorations
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Christmas Decoration
The Good - Pretty lights at night in the neighbo(u)rhood
The Bad - Blown circuit breakers
The Ugly - Blown circuit breakers during the holiday party
Christmas trees
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Christmas trees
The Good ~ Any that are decorated for fun together not to be fancy.
The Bad ~ The white plastic ones in the local store window *shudders*
The Ugly ~ Each branch has "Duraflame" printed on it.
Christmas Morning
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LOL @ duraflame!
Christmas Morning
The Good - Presents for MOI!
The Bad - Regifting
The Ugly - Regifting to the person who originally gave it to you. Oops!
Wrapping ;)
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*laughing at number 3 *done that*
Wrapping
The good ~ Anything that signals Lous inside
The Bad ~ (But Funny) http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2008/12/14/Service-offers-bad-Christmas-wrapping/UPI-37461229283627/
The Ugly ~ Bro's wrapping service, Duct tape and newspaper last year.
Gifts that require assembling.
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Love that service idea!
Gifts that require assembly
The Good - When the directions are written by someone who speaks English as a first language.
The Bad - When the directions are translated from the Chinese to English. (Insert A tab most honorably in B slot with C device of enabling tool)
The Ugly - Not realizing assembly is required until after the recipient has opened it.
Last Minute Christmas Shopping
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Last Minute Christmas Shopping
The Good - when in doubt... diamonds!
The Bad - chia pets
The Ugly - jewelry holder shaped like an old dress form wearing a whorish flapper dress. *sigh*
Christmas Carols
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*laughs* I take it you have received that gift before MD?
Christmas Carols
The Good - Hot chicks standing in the cold with sweaters.... if you know what I mean?
The Bad - Off key singers
The Ugly - When they linger until you invite them inside.
Mall parking lots at Christmas
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Mall parking lots at Christmas
The Good - when the gods smile upon you and you luck into a spot in the front row.
The Bad - hauling your cookies through a half mile of slush to get to the doors.
The Ugly - flipping off some old lady who stole my spot!
Company Christmas Parties
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Company Christmas Parties
The Good - Drunk co-workers!
The Bad - Videos of you with the drunk co-worker posted on youtube
The Ugly - You work for yourself. *sniffles*
Christmas gift exchanges
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Christmas Exchange Gifts
(I am seeking clarification Mr Board Admin are we talking Secret Santa Exchange or Exchange the crappy Gift someone gave you?)
I don't want another ticket!! *grins*
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Well you can answer however you want silly girl. The nice thing about ambiguous questions. Surely you would have learned that from my answers at times by now. *grins*
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Exchanging gifts
The good ~ You get just want you wanted
The Bad ~ It's in the wrong size
The Ugly ~ And it is not your name on the gift tag
Christmas Leftovers
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Christmas leftovers
The Good - Sausage stuffing!
The Bad - Eating it all the next day
The Ugly - Getting on the scale after the holidays. Yikes!
Strange noises in your car..... ;)
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*dang*
Strange noises in your car.....
The good ~ The mechanic can fit your car in and the problem is Easily repaired
The Bad ~ The noise was your spare keys bouncing in the boot of the car
The Ugly ~ The audience that watches and applauds as the mechanic explains what the problem was. :-[
Shaving in the semi dark
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Shaving in the semi dark
The Good ~ mood lighting!
The Bad ~ did I just nick my bits?
The Ugly ~ did I hit a vein?!?
Having Your Car Trapped In The Garage By An Unyielding Garage Door
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Having Your Car Trapped In The Garage By An Unyielding Garage Door
(Sounds like more of a blonde problem to me! *ducks*)
The Good - A reason to miss work
The Bad - Getting it stuck pre-dinner party
The Ugly - Locking your keys in the car as well
Wigs
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*frowns*
Wigs.....
The Good ~ You can bypass the blonde jokes for a day
The Bad ~ The 1971 style wig
The Ugly ~ On a man.
Movies
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Why the frown blondie?
Movies
The Good - Two hours of not having to make conversation with the kids
The Bad - They picked the movie
The Ugly - The bill for the drinks and concessions.
Christmas Carolers
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Christmas Carolers
The Good - a group of band geek kids wandering the neighborhood playing Christmas carols
The Bad - feeling obligated to invite them in and rummage up some treats or pay them
The Ugly - scary homeless alcoholics pissing in your yard while singing "Winter Wonderland"
Homemade Christmas Gifts
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Homemade Christmas gifts
The Good - They're cheap!
The Bad - Receiving them and trying to act like it's not cheap
The Ugly - Getting caught throwing them in the trash. Oops!
Christmas trees
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Christmas Trees
The Good - sooooooooo pretty and they smell so good!
The Bad - pain in the ass to clean up after.
The Ugly - a big pine roman candle sitting in the living room, just waiting for a spark.
Sparklers
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Sparklers
The good ~ Beautiful on a hot summer night
The bad ~ The amount on your birthday cake sets of the restaurants fire sprinklers
The ugly ~ The burn on your spine when brothers decide to extreme sport sparklers
Snowmen
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Snowmen
The Good - Fun to build!
The Bad - Putting the carrot in inappropriate places.
The Ugly - Yellow Snowmen. Ewwwww!
Skiing
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Skiing
The good ~ Making down the children's slope in one piece
The Bad ~ taking out 4 kids on the way down
The ugly ~ meeting their parents at the bottom of the slope
Ocean Swimming
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Ocean Swimming
The Good ~ the big waves are more fun to play in than at the lake.
The Bad ~ mouthful of saltwater - ick.
The Ugly ~ SHARKS!
Water Skiing
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Water Skiing
The Good - Great way to cool off on a hot summer's day
The Bad - Leaning too far forward. Ouch!
The Ugly - Watching people trying to start from a standstill on dry land. Double ouch!
New Year's Eve bubbly consumption
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New Year's Eve Bubbly Consumption
The Good ~ champagne makes my clothes come off.
The Bad ~ those cute little bubbles can make for onehelluvanuglyhangover.
The Ugly ~ champagne vomit is still vomit.
New Year's Eve Parties
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New Year's Eve Parties
The Good - Free flowing drinks
The Bad - Your SO seeing you kiss a stranger at midnight first
The Ugly - Trying to find a cab at midnight
New Year's resolutions
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New Year's Resolutions
The Good-Starting on them right away.
The Bad-Slouching off little by little to keep them.
The Ugly-Breaking them while likely adding more sinful deeds to your life!
Skiing
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Skiing
The Good - A day not working!
The Bad - Calling in sick to go
The Ugly - Riding the lift chair next to your boss
Snow
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Snow
The Good - Making snowmen and having snowball fights!
The Bad - Shovelling the snow.
The Ugly - Shovelling the snow when suddenly you get attacked in a snowball fight!
Ice Rinks
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Ice Rinks
The Good - OOOOOOOOONOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
The Bad - Trying to learn to balance at age 42
The Ugly - The hip surgery afterwards
Ski Jumping
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Ski Jumping
The Good - Making a perfect landing.
The Bad - If you're female since the Olympics don't want you in this year.
The Ugly - Landing on someone!
Crafts
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Crafts
The good ~ a beautiful hand crafted gift is always treasured
The Bad ~ When it is recycled out of used items around the house
The Ugly ~ Including beer cans and belly button lint
Cable Television
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Lint crafts? Ewwwwww
Cable Television
The Good - My babysitter...I mean it has all my main channels.
The Bad - I don't get too many specialty channels, those cost extra.
The Ugly - When some baka idiot causes the cable to go out!
Pizza
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Pizza
The Good ~ Home Made with all your favourite toppings
The Bad ~ The salami was three weeks old
The Ugly ~ The rush to ER
Make Up
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Make Up
The Good - Women who don't need to wear much to be gorgeous
The Bad - Painted on eyebrows
The Ugly - Seeing your take home date the next morning without any. Yikes!
One Night Stands
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One Night Stands
The Good - The sex, duh!
The Bad - When you wake up and end up having to pay for the hotel room.
The Ugly - When it ends up as shopping at Ikea...ok that joke was lame I know. :P
Eyepatches
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*grins*@ Nightstand. Took me a moment!
Eyepatches
The good ~ Johnny Depp
The Bad ~ The rather creepy next door neighbour pretending to be Jack Swallow
The Ugly ~ Asking you if you "like Swallow"
(http://www.pimpandhost.com/media/simple/38452/af0b3acc0e11e50febfad66a2c29ebfb.png) (http://www.pimpandhost.com/index.php/image/2923238-original.html)
Porn
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WOWIE Jubei-chan the eyepatched ninja!
PORN
The Good - Entertainment for the adult audience.
The Bad - Amateur is sometimes just that, not very professionally good.
The Ugly - And yet production porn can be soooooooo badly scripted!
Grocery Shopping
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Grocery Shopping
The Good ~ convenient one place shopping with trolleys
The Bad ~ Trolleys with every which way wheels and the clean up needed in aisle 6
The Ugly ~ The screaming child who insists on ramming the back of your heel while waiting in line...
Bath Towels
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Bath Towels
The Good - Big, soft ones for covering up after a shower
The Bad - Finding out yours has not dried from the last time yet
The Ugly - Brown streaks. Yikes!
High Heels
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High Heels
The Good -the lovely, lovely, lovely things they do for your legs & ass
The Bad - bunions
The Ugly - any man in pumps
Sexual Frustration
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Sexual Frustration
The Good - Makes for a big release when you finally get some.... if you know what I mean?
The Bad - When it happens to me!
The Ugly - Doing it to yourself.
Flirting
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Flirting
The Good - it's sooooooooo much more fun than working!
The Bad - conflicting schedules
The Ugly - receiving a flirty message intended for someone else
Multiple Partners
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Multiple Partners
The Good - HOUSE ORGY!
The Bad - Having to do their laundry.
The Ugly - Like in real life for anything, mixing up names!
Tazers
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Tazers
The Good ~ Protection when you are walking home alone at night
The bad ~ Trying to find the button thingie in the dark
The ugly ~ Pushing the button thingie and finding you have pointed it at yourself.
Policemen
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Policemen
The Good - If they let you get away with the speeding ticket and instead give you a phone number for a private frisking.
The Bad - When they do give you the ticket then take you to a jail cell.
The Ugly - If they are the same guys trying to figure out how to push the button thingie on the tazer and end up shocking themselves...
Blondes
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Blondes
The Good - Sometimes they're really hot.
The Bad - When it's a bad dye job and you can see their natural colour.
The Ugly - When you come across one who has their head in the clouds and doesn't understand what you're saying (but this goes for anyone, really, not just someone who is a blonde).
Revenge
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Revenge
The Good - When it's served a a cold dish!
The Bad - Brooding for revenge breeds emos.
The Ugly - When it's accomplished you got too much time on your hands!
The Smurfs
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The Smurfs
The Good - Watching old reruns reminds me of my childhood.
The Bad - When people make fun of me for liking it.
The Ugly - Not being able to watch it for years because of no cable.
Fan Art
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Fan Art
The Good - When you get some neat and funny pics no where else would!
http://elocinaqui.deviantart.com/art/Marik-Friggin-Rags-Ishizu-146301007
The Bad - When you can't tell what the art is.
The Ugly - When you get artists fighting in artist alley to sell their fan art.
Fan Fiction
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Fan Fiction
The Good - When you have beautifully written stories such as Travel, Conspiracy, and Men by karelia: http://www.thepetulantpoetess.com/viewstory.php?sid=9571&i=1
The Bad - Poorly written crap with no plot or character development.
The Ugly - When fandom drama starts and people leave because they don't want to deal with it.
Live Journal
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Live Journal (not terribly familiar with it, so I'll base these on blog sites in general)
The Good - discovering fun new bloggers with interesting things to say
The Bad - the self absorbed bloggers who think everyone wants to hear them complain about their life
The Ugly - the gossip and cliquey-ness that can develop
Online friends
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Online Friends
The Good - Someone to talk to and have fun no matter where they are in this crazy world!
The Bad - When they're away for a while.
The Ugly - When the connection dies as you're talking with them!
Meatballs
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Meatballs
The Good - um, deeeeeeeeeeeeeelicious
The Bad - fast food Italian food with flavorless meatballs
The Ugly - tofurkey meatballs... so wrong.
Healthy Food
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lol Don't think my meatballs tonight we tofurkey.
Healthy Food
The Good - You'll live longer from healthy eating.
The Bad - But it's sometimes so tasteless.
The Ugly - Very few restaurants really serve healthy food.
The 1990's
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The 1990's
The Good - My carefree college days *happy sigh*
The Bad - Having to get a job and be a real grown up
The Ugly - The Macarena
College
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College
The Good - When I got to be with friends in classes and on campus.
The Bad - The midterms are a PAIN in the arse!
The Ugly - Ever been on campus during a false fire alarm? It's not pretty folks.
Vikings
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Vikings
The good ~ Tall, broad shouldered and kinky
The Bad ~ Tall, Broad shouldered, kinky and unwashed.
The ugly ~ Tall, Broad Shouldered, kinky, unwashed and toothless
Pirates
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Pirates
The Good - Some are hot, Johnny Depp anyone?
The Bad - You're likely end up being looted for your treasure!
The Ugly - Be careful of the dread pirate Roberts!
http://www.princessbrideforever.com/
Parrots
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Parrots
The good ~ the sweet baby one in the pet shop
The bad ~ The horrid ones that eat all the fruit of your fruit trees before you can harvest
The ugly ~ the herd of 100's screeching as dawn breaks....
Hot soup
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Hot Soup
The Good - Warms you up on a winter day.
The Bad - Drinking it too fast!
The Ugly - Spilling it on your lap, YEOUCH!
Cold Pizza
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Cold Pizza
The Good - It's quick and yummy
The Bad - When there's only one piece left and you're feeling ravenously hungry.
The Ugly - When it's been left in the refrigerator too long and it's turned all mouldy.
Diet Soda
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Diet Soda
The Good - Something to drink with dinner.
The Bad - With less sugar it tastes flat.
the Ugly - It's likely more caffeine without the sugar!
Award Ceremonies
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Award Ceremonies
The Good - They recognise people's work.
The Bad - There's so many of them that it's hard to keep track.
The Ugly - When they go on and on for hours and you just want to hit your head against something to make it stop.
Chocolate Chip Cookies
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Chocolate Chip Cookies
The Good - I got some in my cupboard now!
The Bad - If I eat too many...
The Ugly - I got to choose between them, the wafers, the sugar cookies and Fudge-Os...oh choices...!
Groundhog Day
http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20100202/groundhog_day_100202/20100202?hub=TopStoriesV2
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Groundhog Day
The Good - When there is no shadow to be seen
The Bad - Seeing the movie with your dad who grew up in Punxsatawney and finding out they filmed it in Illinois.
The Ugly - The little advertised "Groundhog BBQ" the next day. Doh!
Valentine's Day
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lol about the Bill Murray movie
Valentine's Day
The Good - When giving your loved one a spectacular day, it ends in rocking sex!
The Bad - That this year it clashes with the start of Chinese New Year.
The Ugly - Why can't one get the day off from work for it?!
The Winter Olympics
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The Winter Olympics
The Good - Seeing all those athletes with well-trained bodies... mmm.
The Bad - Your favourite athlete didn't win.
The Ugly - When there's controversy concerning your favourite athlete using performance enhancing drugs and gets them disqualified.
The Super Bowl
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The Super Bowl
The Good - Time to party, eat and even join a pool or two for fun...like so! http://www.themasque.net/forums/index.php/topic,276.0.html
The Bad - When your favorite team is not in the big game.
The Ugly - Some of the commercials and half time shows and pre game shows can be a bit much or underwhelming...
Weekends
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Weekends
The Good - Nice rest period before the work week.
The Bad - When they're just as busy as you were during the week.
The Ugly - When you're sick and can't enjoy the time off.
Chefs
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Chefs
The Good - Iron Chef! Allez cuisine!
The Bad - Iron Chef America...ugh
The Ugly - Gordon Ramsey, what an asshole who should never be considered a chef compared to real ones!
Swords
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Totally agree about Gordon Ramsey. Guy's a jerk of epic proportions.
Swords
The Good - They're beautiful and are useful if you ever have need of it.
The Bad - Accidentally getting cut on the blade when cleaning it.
The Ugly - Finding out the sword you own is illegal.
Honesty
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Honesty
The Good - It's the best policy.
The Bad - If you're a liar this is like kryptonite!
The Ugly - The movie "The Truth about Lying" shows the ugly. But Ricky Gervais rocks!
Stuffed Animals
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Stuffed Animals
The Good - They're cute and cuddly
The Bad - When they start to wear out and become threadbare.
The Ugly - You dream they come alive, chase you, and try to eat your brains!
Travelling to a place you've never been
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*blinks* Teddy does WHAT NOW?!
Travelling to a place you've never been
The Good - Seeing all new sites for the first time!
The Bad - Getting lost.
the Ugly - Discovering you're not so fluent in the language when you ask for directions!
Commercials
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Commercials
The Good - They let you know of all the new, neat things out there.
The Bad - When they're advertising food from your favourite restaurant, and you've not had anything to eat yet.
The Ugly - When there's more commercials than regular television shows.
F/F Porn
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F/F Porn
The Good - Lesbians ROCK! Yuri ROCKS! Girl on girl action RULES!
The Bad - If you're the poor guy tied up so you can wank off while watching it.
The Ugly - You're the poor token man in a Yuri porn and thus you're getting NO SEX!
Backpacks
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Backpacks
The Good - They can store everything from books to clothes to electronics, you name it.
The Bad - Some don't hold up very well.
The Ugly - When your favourite one rips and everything in it falls out.
Music Videos
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Music Videos
The Good - When done by fans as AMVs (animated music videos!).
The Bad - When done poorly by same fans, heh.
The Ugly - Anything done by Lady Gaga-got NO clue what's happening!
Laundrymats
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Bringing some old games back to the forefront. Here are the rules again:
Named after the Eastwood movie, in this game you're given a topic. You have to give a good thing about it, a bad thing about it, and an ugly thing about it. Then give a new topic for the next person to do the same thing.
Here's your NEW next suggestion:
CARS