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Title: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on March 24, 2008, 05:56:46 PM: Back again to add another game to the thread. Today's addition is to show how the opposite sexes think differently on topics. You'll be given a topic and then you must give an answer given by men, then by women, and then post another topic.

EXAMPLE: Shoes
Men: My working shoes and my running shoes
Women: Hmm, where to begin with my 30 pairs?

Here's your first topic:

Diets
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 24, 2008, 08:53:27 PM: Diets:

Women: How they will affect the shopping list at the grocery store

Men: How to avoid them

Next Topic.

Driving
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: saguaro on March 26, 2008, 06:22:34 PM: Men: The fastest way to get from point A to point B

Women: taking the route that finds the best stores

Shopping
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on March 28, 2008, 08:13:36 PM: Shopping

Men: Porn, tools, food

Women: Shoes, sextoys, jewelery

Movies
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: saguaro on March 29, 2008, 08:23:20 PM: women: a night out

men: cop a feel in the dark

Football (american)
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on April 02, 2008, 11:24:43 PM: Men: Sunday's off to watch men hitting other men.

Women: Excuse to watch sweaty men pile on top of other men.

Dinner
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: saguaro on April 11, 2008, 09:48:10 AM: Dinner,

Men: Sit down to a home cooked meal

Women: take out on speed dial.

Computers.
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on June 25, 2008, 09:20:28 PM: COMPUTERS

Women: Work tool, chattiing, emails...
Men: Porn, porn and more porn

Sex Toys.
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: saguaro on August 01, 2008, 07:21:38 PM: hahahahahhah Good one Haru!!!

Sex Toys

Women- I wish he could do that

Men- I can do the same thing

High Heels
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: nitza ovis on August 02, 2008, 08:53:46 PM: High heels -

Women - Christian Louboutin or Manolo Blahnik which one should i choose....why choose get both.

Men - How many pairs does she need to have?

Wine
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on August 15, 2008, 09:50:57 AM: Wine

Women - A romantic way to toast a dinner with your loved one.

Men - Why won't that b*tch stop doing it to me...oh you meant WINE! I really only drink beer...

Cars
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on August 26, 2008, 04:23:14 PM: Cars

Men - That was an awesome band in the 80's!

Women - An alternate location to apply make up as it has a mirror doesn't it? Who cares if I'm driving slow?

Dogs
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on August 31, 2008, 08:07:50 AM: DOGS

Men-Dogs are a Man's best friend.

Women-I'm "friends" with many men who are dogs.

;D

HORROR MOVIES
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on September 01, 2008, 03:43:23 PM: Horror movies

Men - Romantic comedies

Women - Guts, gore and screams

Gardens
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on September 02, 2008, 07:14:34 PM: Gardens

Women: A place to grow flowers and vegetables.
Men: Is beer a veggie?

Vegetables
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on September 02, 2008, 11:31:40 PM: Vegetables

Men: Take up valuable space on the plate that could hold more meat!

Women: If only the cucumbers vibrated.....

Computers
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on September 07, 2008, 05:49:04 PM: Computers

Women: Emails, chats, writing...

Men: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gN69fjk8Chs
Nuff said if you see the video! ^_^

So on that note:

PORN
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on September 08, 2008, 09:50:29 AM: *laughing* Nice vid haru!

Porn

Women - Can be useful to get him aroused occasionally.

Men - Give me more!

Next topic: Online shoppingg
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on September 18, 2008, 04:46:02 AM: On line shopping

Women - oh look, shoes!

Men - its shipped in a brown wrapped parcel

Next topic - Car maintenance
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on September 18, 2008, 09:34:49 AM: Car Maintenance

Men - I can save money if I do it myself! (Followed by several hours of swearing and muttering)

Women - Cars need maintenance?

Fishing
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on September 18, 2008, 10:43:31 AM: Fishing

Men - The great outdoors, beers and buddies on a weekend.

Women - Men out of the house, time to "fish" for those fishnets for his return. ;)

Stockings
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on September 19, 2008, 02:06:23 AM: Stockings

Men - those soft silky sheer leggings women all ache to wear in any season. Including the height of summer at 100 F

Women - Dang I forgot to shave my legs. "Where are my stockings"?

Next Topic - Lipstick.
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on September 19, 2008, 10:50:37 AM: Lipstick

Men - Looks good. Tastes horrible.

Women - Ooooo! Where did she get that color?

Next topic - Haircuts
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on September 19, 2008, 08:55:23 PM: Haircuts

Men - wash cut style $20.00

Women - wash cut style $250.00

Gardening
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on September 20, 2008, 10:46:15 AM: Gardening

Women - Got to prune the flowers, tend the tomatoes, water the bushes...

Men - WOOHOO! Here I go on my riding lawn mower!

Cars
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: nitza ovis on September 20, 2008, 06:53:38 PM: Cars

Women - used for transportation of many things - children, pets, groceries, and the occasional lunch with friends

Men - how fast will it go?

Broadway musicals
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on September 21, 2008, 02:30:26 AM: Broadway musicals

Women - Ooo Hugh Jackman sings as well!!

Men - when is the intermission so I can get a drink!

Card games
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on September 22, 2008, 10:35:38 AM: Card games

Women - A great time to gossip.

Men - A great time to lose money, drink beers and smoke cigars.

Cell phones
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on September 22, 2008, 09:24:22 PM: Cell phones ( Or mobiles - kind of freaks me out to think of my cells calling each other btw)

Women - what colour does it come in?

Men - Lots of techno mumbo jumbo before they purchase... pixel size of camera, memory etc

Postal Services
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on September 23, 2008, 10:37:43 AM: Postal Services

Women - Great for birthday cards, holiday cards, etc. etc.

Men - Is my Playboy here yet?

Yahoo messenger
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on September 24, 2008, 02:04:22 PM: Yahoo Messanger

Men AND Women - WTF can't you work right for webcams/conferences/ANYTHING and yet it's where we all come to meet and chat sometimes. :P

Sorry, a rare one I think EVERY sex gets upset at.

Swimsuits
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on September 24, 2008, 02:19:18 PM: Swimsuits

Women ~ is this too tight?

Men ~ Does it come in a size smaller?

Icecream
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on September 24, 2008, 06:41:08 PM: Ice Cream

Men - I love licking ice cream

Women - I wish I was ice cream

Chocolate
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on September 25, 2008, 12:31:15 AM: - following that theme

Chocolate..

Women - the other food essential group
Men - "I know you like chocolate baby, Just put some there, yep right there and you can slurp it off". ...." Always thinking of you baby"

High heels
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on September 25, 2008, 11:10:24 AM: High heels

Men - How the hell do you women walk in those things?

Women - It's eas.... Ooomph! Damnit! Was that my knee?

(Sorry. Couldn't resist!)

Hunting
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on September 26, 2008, 02:53:52 AM: *mutters and rubs scar*

Hunting

Women - short skirt, high heels, stockings and a corset

Men - 22 gauge shotgun and bambi

Air Freshener
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on September 26, 2008, 08:20:34 AM: Hunting deer with a shotgun? *blinks*

Air Freshener

Men - Maybe she won't smell it now with that in the room.

Women - What the hell did he have for lunch?

Disneyworld
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on September 26, 2008, 10:19:54 AM: Oh man this is gonna be naughty on my part...

Disneyworld

Men - Can I meet Sleeping Beauty to wake her up, if you know what I mean?

Women - I hope I can find Prince Charming for a little bit of charming.

;) http://www.aerisdies.com if you really need to see a bit of Disneyworld pictures after hours, if you know what I mean and more hentai.

Which leads me into:

PORN

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Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on September 26, 2008, 04:40:05 PM: *laughs* You must have porn on the brain Haru. You already did that word.

I'll try it again though

Men - I could make three times as much income if I didn't surf for it so much

Women - Where do they find those women with the giant fake boobs?

Next topic - Arguing
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on September 26, 2008, 07:35:56 PM: Arguing

Women ~ Perfect time to bring up every minor incident over the past ten years

Men ~ Perfect time to use that deep voice

Next topic ~ Jogging
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on September 27, 2008, 11:53:17 AM: Jogging

Men - The endorphin high is great!

Women - Do these running shoes look cute? *ducks*

Mirrors
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on September 27, 2008, 01:55:51 PM: And you know something? They do!

*I was so sure a bloke was going to address the use of sports bras with that topic *

Mirrors

Women ~ Does my arse look big in this?

Men ~ oh look a zit to squeeze

Movie selection
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on September 28, 2008, 10:50:34 AM: I was going to make it more specific and will try it as my next suggestion but FIRST:

Movie selection

Women - Oh does it have Johnny Depp/George Clooney/Brad Pitt?

Men - BOOM! BLOW UP THINGS! TITTIES!

Hentai!
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on September 28, 2008, 05:55:55 PM: Hentai

Women - Is that a new Potpourri scent?

Men - Where are the naked asian girls?

Beach Volleyball
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: nitza ovis on September 28, 2008, 06:10:01 PM: Beach Volleyball

Women - Nice time to work on my tan

Men – Let’s win this thing

Wine tasting
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on September 28, 2008, 11:33:24 PM: Wine tasting

Women ~ How much a bottle ?

Men ~ It's culture baby

Hair shampoo
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on September 29, 2008, 09:40:45 AM: Hair Shampoo

Men - Where's the cheapest one?

Women - Are these 53 brands the only options I have?

Ripped Jeans
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on September 29, 2008, 01:52:09 PM: Oooo very accurate DTM *grins*

Ripped jeans.

Women ~ *looking over shoulder* Can you see my arse

Men ~ easy way to pick knee scabs

Wardrobe
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on September 30, 2008, 09:11:29 AM: Wardrobe

Men - So what if I wore these yesterday?

Women - I can't find a thing to wear in these 337 outfits I own!

Casinos
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on September 30, 2008, 11:14:01 AM: Casinos

Women ~ Ohhh look Celine Dione has her show on soon

Men~ Lets check out the pussy cats dolls show

*did not know enough about games they play in a casino* *laughs*

Drunks
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 01, 2008, 09:31:09 AM: Drunks

Women - Time to audition for "Girls Gone Wild"!

Men - She is sooooo into me right now! *vomits*

Going out to dinner
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 01, 2008, 01:37:48 PM: Going out to dinner

Women ~ Need a new dress, new shoes, new underwear

Men ~ The servings better be big!

Home decorating
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on October 01, 2008, 03:44:20 PM: Home Decorating

Women - I'll have the new kitchen remodelled, flowers on the porch, new carpeting...

Men - Dude, where can I put my Angelina Jolie Poster?!

Chores
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 02, 2008, 01:06:54 AM: Chores

Women ~ takes away family time.

Men ~ takes away { insert sport here } time

Garage Sales
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 02, 2008, 10:22:21 AM: Garage Sales

Women - How have we managed to live so long without this wonderful old lamp?

Men - Who would buy this crap?

Hats
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: nitza ovis on October 02, 2008, 08:09:48 PM: Hats

Women - Does this look good on me?

Men - A useful item so that the bald spot doesn't sunburn.

Early Morning Sex
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 02, 2008, 09:39:57 PM: Early Morning Sex

Women ~ Oh god could you brush your teeth first?

Men ~ I think your nightie is a little scrunched up baby. Here let me fix it for you.

Diaries.
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on October 03, 2008, 04:44:19 PM: Diaries:

Women - "Dear diary, I went shopping today for new shoes, did the chores, brought the kids home, did my hair & makeup and hope for a romantic evening."

Men - "Dear diary, I went shopping today for new shoes, did the chores, brought the kids home, did my hair & makeup and hope no one EVER reads this diary EVER, especially the buddies!"

Cuts and Bruises
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 03, 2008, 08:01:47 PM: *cracking up* Great answer Haru

Cuts and Bruises

Women ~ "Oh god". Will it leave a scar? Where's my makeup to hide the bruise

Men ~ it will scar won't it? Punches bruise to make it bigger

Dust
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: nitza ovis on October 04, 2008, 09:30:56 PM: Dust

Women - All I ever do is dust...and it just comes back an hour later *screams*

Men - is something you kick off your shoes after spending the day in the field.
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 04, 2008, 10:49:46 PM: Tickles Nitza.

Trips to the Zoo ~
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on October 05, 2008, 03:00:33 PM: TY Temptess covering for Nitza...and continue tickling her that's hot and cute all at once...

Trips to the zoo:

Men: ROARS with the lions!

Women: I hope there's a cute puppy to see.

Waking up in the morning.
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 05, 2008, 04:43:25 PM: Waking up in the morning

Women - Oh goodness I have so much to do today. Time to get moving!

Men - Where's the freaking snooze button?

Cooking
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: nitza ovis on October 05, 2008, 06:40:52 PM: *shakes head* sorry everyone and thank you temp *bows low*

Cooking

Women - meat, veggie, fruit and milk or juice...need to have all the food groups.

Men - hot dog, chips and soda..a nutritious meal.

Forgetfulness (nitza style :) )
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 05, 2008, 06:54:43 PM: Forgetfulness (nitza AND tempt style)....

Women ~ It's called hormones boys { a perfect catchall excuse for anything}

Men ~ I didn't forget, it just wasn't important, like my new {game, car, sport}

Halloween
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 06, 2008, 02:53:50 PM: Halloween

Women - All the kids look sooooo cute in their costumes. Awwwww.

Men - Where are the women in the slutty (nurse, schoolgirl, police officer) costumes?

Motorcycles
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: nitza ovis on October 06, 2008, 08:00:26 PM: Motorcycles

Women - All that wind is just going to mess up my hair.

Men - How fast does it go?

Higher Learning
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 07, 2008, 08:47:00 AM: Higher Learning

Women - A great way to expand the mind and learn new things

Men - College girls are HOT!

Mini skirts
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 07, 2008, 06:11:04 PM: Mini Skirts

Women ~ Great way to get a easy summer leg tan

Men ~ Praise the Lord

Slow Dancing
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: nitza ovis on October 07, 2008, 08:19:38 PM: Slow Dancing

Women - Being able to be hold your guy in public

Men - hard nipples pressed against his chest.

Chic Flicks
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on October 07, 2008, 09:53:21 PM: Chic Flicks

Men - Aw man when is this over so we can fuck?!

Women - I wish he'd love me that way then I'd show him how to fuck.

Roses
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 07, 2008, 10:04:24 PM: Roses

Women - I wonder what he did wrong to bring me these?

Men _ I so hope she does not figure it out!

Mexican food
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on October 11, 2008, 10:38:42 PM: Mexican Food

Women-I hope it comes with an extra serving of Antonio Banderas!
Men-I hope it comes with a side order of Pepto Bismol...

How to Treat a Cold
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: nitza ovis on October 12, 2008, 07:09:15 PM: How to Treat a Cold

Women - just stay warm *pulls another blanket around you*, chicken soup and lots of fluids

Men - ummmm...what would my mother do?

James Bond movies
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 12, 2008, 09:34:14 PM: James Bond movies

Women ~ Is Sean Connery in it?

Men ~ What new gadget will Bond have that I will covert, and giggles @ the names of the girls... * I mean Pussy Galore *snorts*

Shaving ~
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on October 13, 2008, 11:45:28 AM: Shaving

Men-Ah FOOK I cut myself again!

Women-OK hubby, did you use my razor AGAIN?!

Shaving YOUR PUBIC HAIR! :D
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: nitza ovis on October 13, 2008, 07:07:16 PM: Shaving you pubic hair….omg Haru

Men - Shaving my what..you have got to be kidding me.

Women - clean shaven, landing strip, heart hmmm so many choices.

Tanning
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 13, 2008, 10:39:48 PM: Tanning

Women ~ Where's my tanline cover up makeup?

Men ~ What's wrong with tanned arms from the elbow down?

Jewelery
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on October 14, 2008, 09:43:18 AM: Wait...you can make it a heart?! :o

Jewelery

Men - Check out my bling, yo!

Women - Diamonds are a girl's best friend.

Money
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: rangergirl (She's Kinkeriffic!) on October 14, 2008, 04:11:37 PM: Money

Men ~ where have you been spending my paycheque now?

Women ~ where can i spend all his paycheque now? *laughs* you asked!
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: nitza ovis on October 14, 2008, 07:28:02 PM: *winks* at Haru

Coffee Shops

Men - Black coffee

Women - i want a tall non-fat Pike Place Roast

Listening
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 14, 2008, 11:29:35 PM: Listening

Women ~ Something he says he is doing when he is actually in his "happy place".

Men ~ Something he does when the sports results are on.

Colours or Colors even *grins*
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 16, 2008, 10:38:37 AM: Colors

Women - I can't decide between eggshell white, navajo white or linen white?

Men - There is a difference between those colo(u)rs?

Curtains
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: nitza ovis on October 16, 2008, 09:30:02 PM: Curtains

Men - I probably should close them before I change.

Women - The weather is changing i need to change out the summer curtains for the winter ones.

Cell phones
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 16, 2008, 09:43:37 PM: Cell Phones.

Women ~ Does it come in pink with sparkles?

Men ~ Does it come with GPS, web interface, and flying capabilities? -or- Look I can takes pictures of my penis with my phone!

Sailing
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 17, 2008, 12:49:17 AM: Sailing

Women - What do you mean there's no motor?

Men - Do we get to have deck wenches?

Red wine
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 17, 2008, 05:58:37 AM: *laughing at motor dang I said that once!!*

Red wine

Women ~ One glass and she is yours......

Men ~ *holding it up to the light* hey cool it looks like blood

Reclining chairs
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on October 17, 2008, 12:08:17 PM: Don't forget to give the next topic too when you answer folks. :)

Reclining Chairs

Men - Ah my Laz-y-Boy for NFL Sundays!

Women - He's SO sleeping on that reclining chair if he's spending all day watching football!

Cowboys
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 17, 2008, 02:05:20 PM: Cowboys

Women - So sexy after riding the range all day.

Men - America's team my ass!

Cowgirls!
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 18, 2008, 12:11:55 AM: Cowgirls

Women ~ Is that the only choice left for Halloween?

Men ~ "hey" sweetie wanna ride me? :P

Boots
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on October 18, 2008, 08:10:37 AM: ROFL at DTM's answer for men about Cowboys. Yes they are a mess.

Boots

Women: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76VYuaWii98
"These Boots Are Made for Walking...and that's just what they'll do."

Men: Damnit I'm stuck in my boots again...hunni, help?

Cow Tipping
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 18, 2008, 05:02:40 PM: Hey that was a cool You Tube Video Haru A

Cow Tipping

Women ~ What the hell is cow tipping?

Men ~ I know a friend of a friend who does this all the time. It's easy

SPAM
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on October 19, 2008, 04:15:09 PM: SPAM

Men-SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM! Eat it all day, eat it all night!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE
-Monty Python, owners of SPAM-

Women-Damn those SPAM guys are hot!

British People
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: nitza ovis on October 19, 2008, 04:59:11 PM: Haru the link didn't work :( but I love Monty Python.

British People

Men - Do you see them driving on the wrong side of the road.

Women - Where is the Jimmy Choo store?

Monty Python
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 19, 2008, 11:10:49 PM: *ooh Nitza I am so with you on Jimmy Choo!!

Monty Python

Women ~ “He's not the Messiah - he's a very naughty boy.”

Men ~ “Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?”

Drive thru places
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on October 20, 2008, 12:18:31 PM: OK got the link edited to work, should be fine now for SPAM

Drive Thru Places

Men-Damn cashier spearker guy better get my order right.

Women-That cashier speaker guy hopefully looks as hot as his voice was...

Fixing a car
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 20, 2008, 02:21:16 PM: Fixing a car

Men - I'll do this myself and save loads of money.

Women - (One week later) Ready to take it to the shop yet dear?

Makeup
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: nitza ovis on October 20, 2008, 08:49:02 PM: Makeup

Men - Why in the world do they need so much of it?

Women - every women needs the essentials: mascara, eye shadow, lip liner, lip stick and gloss.

Massages
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 21, 2008, 02:27:08 AM: Massages ~

Women ~ A relaxing way to spend an hour

Men ~ Will she be topless?

Cordless Tools
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 21, 2008, 08:48:21 AM: Cordless "tools"

Men - So handy to take anywhere without extension cords

Women - oh, oh, oh, OHHHHH GODDDDD! YES!!!!!

Soap Operas
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 22, 2008, 01:58:51 AM: *cracking up* Good Answers DTM

Soap Operas

Women ~ oh and then he married his sister's mother's brother!!

Men ~ Time to take out the rubbish

Closet Space
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on October 22, 2008, 06:40:24 PM: Closet Space

Women - My shoes, my clothes, my hats...

Men - My porn, my booze, my smokes...

Baseball
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: nitza ovis on October 22, 2008, 09:10:29 PM: Baseball

Men - hey ump are you blind because that ball was damn well in the strike zone.

Women - he is gone for a couple of hours gives me enough time to play with my new
cordless "tool" ;)

Cigars
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 23, 2008, 02:56:58 AM: lol @ "cordless"

Cigars ........

Women ~ "ya know ......it was only as wide as a cigar .......if you know what i mean.....

Men ~ Here Frank ....try this one......rolled between the thighs of virgins.....

*woot* got through that without a Monica joke*

Drycleaning ;D
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on October 25, 2008, 07:37:18 PM: lol Wow

Drycleaning

Men - Got to get this stain out before the wife sees...

Women - My blissful salvation when too tired to do the laundry.

A Chipped Fingernail.
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: nitza ovis on October 25, 2008, 08:23:02 PM: A chipped fingernail

Men - what is the big deal?

Women - need to make an appointment with my manicurist

Flash Lights
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on October 27, 2008, 03:02:10 PM: Flashlights

Men-It's essential in blackouts.

Women-I just use my cellphone!

Making Dinner
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 28, 2008, 12:23:16 PM: Making dinner

Men - Can I microwave pasta?

Women - I just want to try out this new recipe. How bad can it be?

Going to the movies
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on October 29, 2008, 01:35:06 AM: Going to the movies

Women - I've been dying to see the new Johnny Depp movie!

Men - SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX in the dark.

Sex in the dark. :P
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 29, 2008, 01:03:42 PM: Sex in the dark

Men - Now I don't need that paper bag.

Women - WRONG HOLE!!! WRONG HOLE!!!

Anal sex

:P back at ya Haru!
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on October 30, 2008, 11:19:54 PM: ROFL!

Anal sex

Women - You'd better come in my other holes too sweetie. ;)

Men - WRONG HOLE!!! WRONG HOLE!!!

(Though of course I know some friends like it but the joke was too easy and right there!)

BONUS - Some hentai for ANAL sex. ;) Hope you like the cast of Batman!

Temper Tantrums

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Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on November 03, 2008, 12:07:47 PM: *laughs* Yes that was too easy! But funny.

Temper tantrums

Men - I can't believe the ref didn't call that!

Women - I can't believe I missed the shoe sale!

Bottled water
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on November 07, 2008, 12:09:56 AM: Bottled Water

Women - Good for the working gal on the go!

Men - This is the shittiest beer I've ever had!

On that note:

Choice of Alcohol
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on November 10, 2008, 01:21:02 PM: Choice of alcohol

Men - What beer is on tap and cheap

Women - Which of the drinks come with a slice of fruit and/or little umbrella?

Me? Perpetuate stereotypes? Nevahhhhhhhh!!!!

Abba songs
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on November 12, 2008, 10:50:15 AM: lol Now it's Men, Women and DTM's thoughts?

Abba Songs

Women - I LOVE Mamma Mia for the music, let's go see it again!

Men - Can I get one of the singers...in bed?

Thanksgiving Dinner
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 03, 2008, 09:41:57 AM: Well I didn't mean it to look like I was adding my thoughts as well but I suppose I did. Oops! :P

Thanksgiving Dinner

Women - I really should watch how much I eat. *chomp, chomp, gobble, gobble*

Men - Please let me know if you see my fingertip in the breast meat. That knife was sharp!

Thanksgiving leftovers
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on December 13, 2008, 05:54:21 PM: Thanksgiving leftovers

Men - Meals for the next 4 weeks!

Women - OK how fast can I make all this 1 casserole?

Snow
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 15, 2008, 09:48:50 AM: Snow

Men - Time to test the new sidewalk snow blower!

Women - All the white is gorgeous!

Driving in snow
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on December 19, 2008, 09:40:42 PM: Driving in snow

Men - BLOODY MOTHER F******

Women - Thank goodness I let the hubby drive today instead.

Christmas Dinner
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on January 08, 2009, 04:32:07 PM: Christmas Dinner

Men - I am so making the step kids do the dishes afterwards

Women - I hope he cleans up so I can visit my kids.

Okay maybe that was family specific. *grins*

Home offices
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on January 12, 2009, 11:16:56 PM: NP still works!

Home Offices

Men - Working at home while drinking

Women - Working at home without missing my soap operas

Hockey
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on January 13, 2009, 10:35:45 AM: What? I could be drinking at home while I work? ;)

Hockey

Men - Kill Him!!!!!!!!

Women - Why is that sport so violent?

Dictionaries
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: saguaro on January 13, 2009, 06:44:00 PM: Dictionaries

Women- definitions for words you don't hear often

Men- book that has definitions for words you never use

High Heels
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on January 14, 2009, 09:43:41 AM: LOL. Nice one sis!

High Heels

Men - How the hell do they walk in those CFM heels?

Women - I look good in these!

Restraints
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on January 15, 2009, 08:27:21 PM: Restraints

Men - OK honey, let's get you tied up tonight...

Women - Oh no honey I said RESTRAINING ORDER as in this one for you to stop being with your secretary more than I!

Football
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Katalyst on January 17, 2009, 04:00:32 PM: FOOTBALL

Men ~ Woo!

Women ~ Eh...

VOCABULARY
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on January 18, 2009, 09:28:04 PM: ROFL nicely put.

VOCABULARY

Women - Well let's have a wonderful, intellectual conversation about the state of...

Men - Eh...?

Toys as a child
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 04, 2009, 03:47:04 PM: Toys as a child

Women - I will take extra super good care of my Barbie and get her all made up to go out with Ken later.

Men - Let's see what this magnifying glass will do to Ken in the sun!

Beer
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on February 05, 2009, 01:50:36 AM: Beer

Women - Eww gross! The drink of slobs!

Men - Yay delicious! The drink of champions!

Sports
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 05, 2009, 01:33:53 PM: Sports

Women - Those guys look sexy with all that sweat!

Men (Of the couch potato variety) - I used to be able to do that!

Haircuts
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Katalyst on February 05, 2009, 10:02:56 PM: Haircuts

Men ~ Barber Shop
Women ~ Salon

Home Decor
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 06, 2009, 10:31:30 AM: Home Decor

Women - The paint must match the linens must match the tiles must match the flooring, etc. etc.

Men - Whatever you like honey. Can we leave the store now?

Using the internet
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on February 08, 2009, 12:28:05 AM: Using the Internet

Women - Ah time to shop online until I drop!

Men - PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN! THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vh_peXHCX04

Adult Entertainment
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 09, 2009, 01:43:23 PM: Adult Entertainment

Women - Something you talk about in hushed tones with the lights off

Men - Something you watch way more often then you admit

Make up
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: saguaro on February 10, 2009, 06:47:44 PM: Make up

Women- don't leave home without it

Men- scared as all hell when they wake up to a make-up-less face

lingerie
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 11, 2009, 11:07:50 AM: Lingerie

Women - I hope he likes this it took me ages to pick out the right one.

Men - Get that damn clothing out of my way!

Valentine's day
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on February 13, 2009, 07:07:15 AM: Valentine's day

Women - A romantic dinner out with flowers and music followed by his sweet nothings whispered in my ear.

Men - Blowjob in the morning, sexy dinner made by wife with only an apron and nothing else on, and evening of romping until we drop!

Basketball
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 13, 2009, 04:29:05 PM: Basketball

Women - That big, tall man can dribble on me any time!

Men - I could have dunked that too!

Country Music
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on February 15, 2009, 09:38:38 AM: Yeah sure, see Dwight Howard dunk as Superman on that 12 foot high net? Not happening for me I know for sure.

Country Music

Men - GOD I loathe this stuff (OK that's bias from me).

Women - Oh please show my that cute singer one more time like Toby Keith!

Rock Music
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 16, 2009, 10:01:37 AM: Rock Music

Men - It can't be played loud enough

Women - I lust for those big hair 80's band members!

Pink Floyd
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on February 16, 2009, 01:32:27 PM: Pink Floyd

Men - One of the best bands of all time, so crank their music up!

From the "Dark Side of the Moon" Album: Brain Damage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXgZziwOXJw

Women - They got pink in their name and are British, works for me!

Guitars
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Magically Delicious on February 16, 2009, 01:37:47 PM: Guitars

Men - I bought this thing because I'm gonna learn to play and be in a rock band and get those chicks that flash their boobs at concerts.

Women - I wish he'd learn to play that thing or sell it.

Boobs
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 16, 2009, 03:32:56 PM: Boobs

Women - I wish all those guys would look at my eyes instead of my boobs!

Men - Women have eyes?

Penii (I'm sure that's the plural of penis!)
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Magically Delicious on February 16, 2009, 07:17:54 PM: Penii

Women - the center of his universe.

Men - the center of my universe.

Star Trek
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 17, 2009, 09:12:07 AM: Star Trek

Women - Funny how Kirk gets laid on every episode without even trying.

Men - Must have.... alien........ pussy!

Star Wars
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on February 21, 2009, 10:13:57 AM: Star Wars

Men - Lightsabres! The Force! Slave Leia!

Women - It's all about Harrison Ford...In Bed.

The Academy Awards (aka the Oscars)
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 22, 2009, 01:31:37 AM: The Academy Awards

Women - I can't wait to critique the outfits!

Men - I hope there is a wardrobe malfunction on the red carpet

Comedians
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on February 22, 2009, 09:24:31 AM: Comedians

Men - Hey I can be funny too!

Women - Just give me that hot Dane Cook.

Romantic Movies
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 23, 2009, 12:45:16 PM: Romantic Movies

Women - Why can't my man be just like the heart throb in this movie?

Men - She knows he's gay right?

Sunday mornings
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on February 23, 2009, 07:25:35 PM: Sunday mornings

Women - Time for chuch honey!

Men - ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Flowers
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 24, 2009, 09:14:10 AM: Flowers

Women - He must have done something wrong if he's giving me flowers.

Men - I hope she doesn't notice the lipstick stains now!

Flirting
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on February 24, 2009, 02:32:55 PM: Flirting

Women - Showing off cleavage, petting, whispering in his ear.

Men - Hiya, here's my wang! *unzips*

Ideas for an Expensive Night Out.
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 25, 2009, 09:54:46 AM: Ideas for an expensive night out

Women - Nice new dress, high end restaurant, sweet gentle love making afterwards

Men - Double meat at Round Table!

Hentai
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on March 01, 2009, 06:52:12 PM: I'll assume Round Table is some fancy restaurent.

Hentai

Men - BOOBS! WOO HOO LOOK how HUGE they are!

Women - OH YES! Tentacles MORE please, I want a lot to please me!

And I kid not on this being the reactions of each once they are shown hentai. :P BTW THAT WAS ASS To find 2 pics I had that would fit!

Church

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Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 02, 2009, 09:24:15 AM: *laughs* Round Table is a pizza chain in the states! But a guy's version of expensive night out in some families.

Church

Women - If I pray real hard maybe I can save the whole family

Men - Damnit woman! Football is on today!

Chris Isaak
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Magically Delicious on March 02, 2009, 11:14:11 AM: Chris Isaak

Women - that sexy man with the great hair who sang "Wicked Game".

Men - that dude that sang that song that makes chicks feel sexy.

What Constitutes A Perfect Day...
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 02, 2009, 12:08:51 PM: What Constitutes A Perfect Day...

Women - Having my man agree with everything I say and tell me how much he loves me all day long.

Men - Blowjobs, sex and pizza!

What constitutes a lousy day
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on March 04, 2009, 12:22:39 AM: What constitutes a lousy day

Women - Having my man ignore everything I say and tell me how much he loves his secretary instead all day long.

Men - Blowhard wife, no sex and rice cakes!

Washing the Car
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 04, 2009, 09:34:31 AM: LOL Nice answers!

Washing the car

Women - I'll just take it to a drive thru and not have to get dirty.

Men - Where was that cheerleader fundraiser car wash again?

Cheerleaders
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: saguaro on March 04, 2009, 01:31:23 PM: Cheerleader

Women- Prestigious group in school

Men- easy chicks to bang

Football Players
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 04, 2009, 06:21:03 PM: Easy? Damn I went to the wrong freakin school! ;)

Football Players

Women - Look at those thighs!

Men - I could play like that if I wanted to

Train trips
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on March 05, 2009, 08:18:27 PM: Damn same here we need to find THAT school!

Train Trips

Women - Time to sew, read and rest.

Men - Time to find a lonely lady in a cabin to help keep her "occupied."

Blindfolds
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 06, 2009, 11:41:34 AM: Blindfolds

Women - Oooo! This will be kinky

Men - Now I can turn the game on without volume during sex!

Spring time
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on March 07, 2009, 08:33:22 AM: Spring Time

Men - Baseball season starts!

Women - Time for Spring Cleaning and Gardening to begin!

Pro Wrestling
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Magically Delicious on March 09, 2009, 09:54:58 AM: Pro Wrestling

Women - I don't get it.

Men - Shush woman, I paid good money to watch Wrestlemania73!

Divas
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 09, 2009, 11:38:39 AM: Divas

Women - I am never that high maintenance! (Said with hubby coughing uncontrollably in the background)

Men - That woman needs a good hard fuck!

Morning sex
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Katalyst on March 09, 2009, 11:41:50 AM: Vegetables

Women ~ Salad
Men ~ Beer

Ice
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on March 09, 2009, 11:43:30 AM: Yay welcome back Kat and congrats on post 100!

Ice

Women - What I put in my drinks.

Men - What I put on my sores.

Poker
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Magically Delicious on March 09, 2009, 10:16:55 PM: Why did we skip morning sex?

Morning Sex

Women - What a wonderful way to start the day! I hope my breath doesn't stink.

Men - What a fanfuckingtastic way to start the day! I hope her breath doesn't stink.

Now... back to regular programming.

Poker
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 10, 2009, 01:47:40 PM: *laughs* Nice ones MD

And I have no idea why she skipped it?

Poker

Women - These men are going to lose big since they think I don't know how to play!

Men - I am going to make it strip poker with her in the game!

Single's bars
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on March 10, 2009, 02:20:28 PM: Single's bars

Women - Finally I can find a man here who might last more than a night in bed.

Men - Hmm wonder if I got her drunk enough to score...

Beer
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 12, 2009, 11:14:30 AM: Beer

Women - I'll pretend to like it until we're engaged!

Men - Nectar of the gods

Religion
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Magically Delicious on March 13, 2009, 11:48:10 AM: Religion

Women - Anal sex isn't one of the unforgivable sins, is it?

Men - Oh, I'll make her see God.

Anal Sex
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 14, 2009, 12:11:00 AM: Awwww Did you leave that there just for me MD? ;D

Anal Sex

Women - Do it for the diamond bracelet! Do it for the diamond bracelet!

Men - Hehehe. It's zirconium!

Diamonds
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Katalyst on March 14, 2009, 09:53:50 AM: I have absolutely NO idea why I skipped morning sex! It's so fucking delicious!! Grrrr...

DIAMONDS

Women ~ Oooooh... shiny!

Men ~ Ooooooh... expensive!

MONEY
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on March 14, 2009, 01:51:28 PM: Money

Men - My hard earned cash for paying for the important things...

Women - Time to raid his wallet to go on a shopping spree!

Shopping Malls
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Magically Delicious on March 15, 2009, 10:11:22 PM: Shopping Malls

Women - I wander from store to store to make sure I see everything!

Men - I go to one store, find what I need and escape as soon as possible.

BIRTHDAY PRESENTS
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 16, 2009, 12:04:07 PM: Birthday presents

Women - I'll probably have to put both our names on this one for the kids again!

Men - Huh?

Speeding
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on March 16, 2009, 05:54:04 PM: Speeding

Men - I can do it like those NASCAR guys!

Women - Speeding what's that? I drive like this normally.

Horseback riding
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 17, 2009, 09:27:05 AM: Horseback Riding

Women - ohhh, ohhhhhhh, Oh god! OH GOD YESSSSSSSS!!! Gallop harder!

Men - My butt is sore

Facebook
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on March 17, 2009, 05:01:07 PM: Man would I like to be that horse she rode...I mean,

Facebook

Men - Meh it's there.

Women - It's were I socialize, find new friends, talk, put up pretty pictures, post...

Comic Book Stores
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Katalyst on March 19, 2009, 06:25:29 PM: COMIC BOOK STORES

1) Men ~ Embracing their childhoods.
2) Women ~ Grow the fuck up.

*winks at Haru* Just teasing, honey...

PERFUME
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on March 19, 2009, 06:47:27 PM: Heh all good, it's the game after all!

PERFUME

Women - Oh got to try that new sample at the mall.

Men - *cough cough* You got WAY too much on!

GARDENING
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Magically Delicious on March 20, 2009, 09:07:44 PM: Gardening

Women - it will be so satisfying to serve a meal with vegetables that I cared for and cultivated and loved.

Men - why does her desire for a garden mean all of my weekends are spent tilling, weeding, building tomato towers, weeding, spraying for bugs, weeding, watering, fertilizing, weeding...

MARCH MADNESS
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on March 22, 2009, 01:09:08 AM: MARCH MADNESS

Men - Time to do my brackets then book off work for a while to watch all the games on my new big screen TV!

Women - Oh what the f...I thought he only does this for his precious NFL?!

MAKE UP SEX
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Magically Delicious on March 23, 2009, 01:51:39 PM: MAKE UP SEX

Women - if he's really sorry, he'll last more than 3 minutes this time.

Men - if she's really sorry, she'll lick more than 3 times a minute this time.

HEARING THE PHRASE "We need to talk..."
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on March 23, 2009, 09:49:57 PM: Hearing the phrase: "We need to talk..."

Men-'S@$&, what did I do now?'
Women-'This can't be good, he's probably going to end things with me.'

Up next: Chick Flicks
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 24, 2009, 09:20:14 AM: Chick Flicks

Women - I have been DYING to see this movie for months. Tissues - check! Phone to call bff - Check!

Men - I had so better get a blow job from her after watching this!

Country Music
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on March 24, 2009, 02:48:32 PM: Tee hee, I like your sentiment on the Chick Flicks, because for the most part it's true. Though I can't stand those types of movies... urgh.

Country Music:

Men: 'stories that are kind of whiny.'
Women: 'I can so relate to that song.'

Next up: Porn
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 24, 2009, 03:09:01 PM: Porn

Women - I have no idea what it is you men see in that stuff?

Men - Ahhhh Thinking of sex with someone besides the wife! (Bad DTM!)

Sex toys
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on March 24, 2009, 03:45:31 PM: Sex toys

Men: What does she need that for when she has me? or, hmmm... this is interesting. How can I torture her with it?

Women: To use for fantasies or when the man isn't around.

Being tied up
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 24, 2009, 03:49:52 PM: Being tied up

Women - I hope he doesn't tease me too much

Men - I am going to bring her soooo close to climax then back down, then do it again, and again, and again. *grins wickedly*
(Or is that just me?)

Role Playing
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on March 24, 2009, 03:55:30 PM: Sounds like fun, DTM. *looks on innocently*

Role Playing

Men: Time to exercise my fantasies

Women: Err... I'll go along with it, but it seems kind of weird.

Floggers
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on March 24, 2009, 09:46:02 PM: Floggers

Men: Umm honey, why are you holding that?

Women: Because someone's been a naughty boy and needs a flogging...
*fade to black*

Baseball
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on March 24, 2009, 10:32:45 PM: Baseball

Men: Time to watch my favourite team play... I've got a bet going.

Women: Do you really have to watch that? It's so boring.

Chocolate sauce
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 25, 2009, 04:24:31 PM: Chocolate Sauce

Women - Who needs sex?

Men - Let's pour some on me then honey!

Lingerie
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on March 25, 2009, 04:31:45 PM: hehehe.

Lingerie

Men - I don't know why she needs this. I'd f%@$ her in anything.

Women - Ooh, this is sexy, *holds up slinky black nightie* my man would really like this on me.

Silk sheets
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on March 25, 2009, 04:33:53 PM: Silk Sheets

Women - They feel so soft and sexy against my skin

Men - I can't get a grip on these damn sheets!

Anal sex
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on March 25, 2009, 04:38:21 PM: Anal Sex

Women - You want to put it where?!

Men - Trust me, you'll like it if you just relax.

Oral sex
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on March 26, 2009, 04:22:36 AM: Oral Sex

Men - Deeper hunny, take me DEEPER!

Women - Oh FFS don't you know how to lick a pussy?!

Faking an Orgasm
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on March 26, 2009, 12:13:50 PM: Faking an Orgasm

Men - Why would she do that?

Women - This is good, but I'm tired/or this move isn't doing it for me.

Make Up Sex
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Magically Delicious on March 27, 2009, 05:48:36 PM: Make Up Sex

Women - the physical expression of our deep, loving, intimate connection.

Men - maybe she'll feel bad and finally let me cum all over her face.

Ejaculating On The Face
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on March 27, 2009, 06:21:04 PM: Ejaculating on the face

Men - I want to see her pretty face dripping with my cum.

women- Eew... do I have to?

Condoms
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on March 28, 2009, 12:06:21 AM: Condoms

Women - You better have one or you're getting none!

Men - Look! I can make balloon animals with them!

School
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on March 28, 2009, 12:07:40 PM: School

Men - great place to play sports and hang out with friends.

Women - I can build a social network and learn.
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on March 28, 2009, 12:09:10 PM: Oops, forgot to post the next topic.

Breakfast in bed
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on March 28, 2009, 10:17:44 PM: Breakfast in bed

Women - He finally did something nice! OK what did he do last night?

Men - Mmmmmmm bacon.

Sunday School
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on March 29, 2009, 01:52:46 PM: Sunday School

Men - I'd rather be listening to the football game right now.

Women - Wake up, honey, and listen.

Bikini Models
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Magically Delicious on March 29, 2009, 05:17:08 PM: Bikini Models

Women - what a bitch.

Men - would it be wrong for me to ejaculate on her perfect tits?

FAKE BOOBS
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on March 29, 2009, 10:38:03 PM: FAKE BOOBS

Women - Yeah but mine are real and they feel WONDERFUL (paraphrasing from that one episode of Seinfeld).

Men - SO long as they bounce I'm all in!

Nurses
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on March 29, 2009, 11:43:38 PM: Nurses

Men - Let's play naughty nurse.

Women - career that involves horribly long hours.

Sex in front of a mirror
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on March 30, 2009, 05:40:34 PM: Sex in front of a mirror

Men - I touch myself, I want you to hold me...

Women - Hey my butt does look a bit big...

Sex on the beach
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on March 30, 2009, 11:24:11 PM: Sex on the beach

Men - ugh... I'm going cleaning off sand for a long time.

Women - A romantic, exotic locale to make love.

A Quickie
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on March 31, 2009, 04:56:29 PM: A Quickie

Women - That should keep him content for a while. *wipes face clean*

Men - Wait wha...that's all I get today?!

Speedos
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on March 31, 2009, 04:59:10 PM: Speedos

Men - shows off my package.

Women - urgh... is he really wearing that? He so does not have what it takes to look good in a speedo.

Giving a blowjob in the car
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on April 02, 2009, 10:22:57 AM: Giving a blowjob in the car

Men - Oh damn that's good, oh shoot I ran a red light!

Women - Mmmmm hope he gives me a good blasting reward for my skills.

Public Flashing
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on April 02, 2009, 12:13:02 PM: Public Flashing

Men - It must be my lucky day. I just got to see a great pair of tits.

Women - The things we do just to get some Mardi Gras beads.

Sex in a Dressing Room
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on April 02, 2009, 03:52:27 PM: Sex in a Dressing Room

Men - This is soooo kinky! I can't believe she's letting me do this.

Women - *pulling his wallet and credit cards out while he's distracted* Helloooooo Louboutins!

Giving oral sex
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on April 02, 2009, 04:58:15 PM: Giving Oral Sex

Men - it turns her on, so why not.

Women - I'll do it if he returns the favour.

The Kama Sutra
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Magically Delicious on April 02, 2009, 05:00:52 PM: *is distracted by the mention of the L word*

Giving Oral Sex

Women - feeling his cock harden between my lips is one of the sexiest, most arousing sensations.

Men - feeling her thighs clamp around my head and her hips moving against my lips and fingers is one of the sexiest, most arousing sensations.

Sex on the first date.
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on April 02, 2009, 09:53:07 PM: *laughs* Seems you both jumped on the oral sex bandwagon! *grins*

Luckily I can handle two women at once!

Sex on the first date

Women - Not bloody likey!

Men - Oh yea baby!

The Kama Sutra

Women - The drawings are sooooo pretty and erotic

Men - The comma what?

Singles bars
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on April 02, 2009, 11:50:27 PM: Singles bars

Men - good place to pick up women.

Women - I hope that creepy guy doesn't follow me here again.

The internet
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on April 03, 2009, 03:42:25 AM: *blinks* Wow lucky you DTM getting TWO ladies giving oral sex. ;D Then doing them both at once, what a gent.

The internet

Women - Online shopping all day long.

Men - THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vh_peXHCX04
(Once again thanks to Avenue Q the play, for this and for the next topic!)

The Theatre
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on April 03, 2009, 12:45:27 PM: The Theatre

Men - I could be watching the game right now.

Women - Look at all the pretty costumes/I could pull that off better than she can.

Bubble Baths
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on April 03, 2009, 09:25:21 PM: Bubble Baths

Women - The perfect way to spend a night relaxing.

Men - WOMAN! Did you spill my foamy beer in the bathtub?!

Medical Dramas on TV
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on April 03, 2009, 10:32:35 PM: Medical dramas on tv

Women - Ooh, I get to see McDreamy and McSteamy!

Men - Mc Who?

cosplay
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on April 03, 2009, 10:52:18 PM: Cosplay

Women - Hmmmm I hope I got enough time to make up my costume of my favorite character from Final Fantasy/Naruto/Bleach/Full Metal Alchemist/Soul Eater/etc.

Men - I just hope she looks hot in costume like this: (see the attached picture, it's cosplaying hentai shot for Lucky Star)

Easter

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Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on April 03, 2009, 10:55:54 PM: Easter

Men - good food

Women - have to prepare an egg hunt for the kids!

EDIT: Again don't rush too much doing games, you keep forgetting to add the next topic for the next person (I already corrected it for NUMBER OF WORDS).

I'll give the next topic then:

Sundays
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Magically Delicious on April 04, 2009, 10:25:43 AM: Sundays

Women - sex, brunch, finish weekend chores, make Sunday dinner, relax

Men - sex, power lounging on the couch, sex, football/basketball/baseball/hockey, sex

Dancing
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on April 04, 2009, 07:51:30 PM: Dancing

Men - I'll lead this one...unless you're going to belly dance honey!

Women - Mmm this is why I love Dancing with the Stars.

Prom
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Magically Delicious on April 06, 2009, 12:25:23 PM: Prom

Women - a chance to wear a pretty dress, get my hair and nails done, go to a wonderful dinner and dance the night away with the boy of my dreams.

Men - she HAS to put out after I have spent all this money, right? RIGHT?

Skinny Dipping
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on April 06, 2009, 09:50:38 PM: Skinny Dipping

Women - Nothing like swimming in the nude at night and NO ONE will see me of course!

Men - WOOHOO do it baby!

Favorite Place to go out to Eat
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on April 06, 2009, 10:25:28 PM: Favourite place to go out to eat

Men - Yes, I get to see those hot women in skimpy tops and short shorts.

Women - The food is great and it doesn't hurt to have that hot waiter flirt with me.

Fast Food
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on April 07, 2009, 04:21:26 PM: Fast Food

Women - It's going straight to my hips...

Men - Double it all, the onions, cheese, bacon, and watch me take it all in!

Paying the tip
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Magically Delicious on April 08, 2009, 01:36:26 PM: Paying The Tip

Women - if he skimps on the tip, I'll know he's a cheapskate.

Men - it would be nice if she offered to at least pick up the tip.

Being Frugal
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on April 08, 2009, 06:13:08 PM: Being Frugal

Women - What he should do so I can keep buying shoes

Men - Budweiser

Cheap beers
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on April 08, 2009, 09:18:29 PM: Cheap Beer

Men - mmm... beer.

Women - I hate beer so why should I care?

Haircuts
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on April 09, 2009, 09:48:44 AM: Haircuts

Men - I'll just drop by quickly at my local barber to get one.

Women - Oh I'll get my hair cut then my nails done then a facial then...

Fashion Shows
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on April 09, 2009, 12:51:55 PM: Fashion Shows

Men - At least I'll get to see hot models

Women - Get to see the latest styles

The G-Spot
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on April 09, 2009, 03:41:00 PM: The G-spot

Women - Oh god I love it when they find that spot!

Men - G-what?

G rated movies
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on April 09, 2009, 03:59:20 PM: G-rated movies

Men - damn, another trip to the cinema without getting to see naked women

Women - great to take the kids to.

Lap dances
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on April 09, 2009, 05:03:44 PM: Lap Dances

Men - I'd so do her if she took my pants off.

Women - I'd so do her if she took my pants off.

And I KID not, last strip club trip for a friend's birthday she went the whole 9 yards getting to go on stage, dance, kiss the dancers, strip topless then get her lap dance!

Hol Lesbian Action (a.k.a. HLA)
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on April 09, 2009, 05:28:12 PM: Hot Lesbian Action

Men - God, I wish they'd let me join.

Women - You're the one who wanted the show.

Two women sharing a cock
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on April 09, 2009, 09:11:55 PM: Two women sharing a cock

Women - Stop hogging him, he's mine! Give me room! I need more meat!

Men - *drooooooooooooooooooooooooools*

Two Men Penetrating 1 Woman
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on April 09, 2009, 10:50:47 PM: Two men penetrating one woman

Men - Holy shite, that's so damn tight!!

Women - One in each hole? Will it even fit?

Strap-on Dildos
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on April 10, 2009, 12:53:39 PM: Strap-on Dildos

Men - WHOA wait a sec, I'm not sure I'm ready for THAT!

Women - Oh I'm going to find out what all those men talk about now with this on...

Butt Plugs
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Magically Delicious on April 10, 2009, 03:27:29 PM: Butt Plugs

Women - that thing better not stretch my sphincter beyond repair.

Men - how do I tell her that I bought it for her to use on me?

Ice Play
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on April 10, 2009, 03:50:39 PM: Ice Play

Men - Ah ah not TOO much ice on my knickers!

Women - I'm going to enjoy showing him how many cubes I can take in me...

Rap Music
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Magically Delicious on April 11, 2009, 04:23:42 PM: Rap Music

Women - My neck, my back, lick my pussy and my ass crack.

Men - Damn, it feels good to be a gangster.

Licking ass
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on April 11, 2009, 07:35:43 PM: Licking ass

Men - Man I sure screwed up today to have to do this...

Women - Mmmmm just inches away from the balls...

Martial Arts
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on April 12, 2009, 08:26:32 PM: Martial Arts

Men - Great workout and I get to beat someone's ass.

Women - Yesss, I get to see well-built men.

Having sex in the park
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on April 12, 2009, 08:45:53 PM: Having sex in the park

Men - Yes! Time to flash women then steal some time with them on a bench!

Women - Is that guy flashing me? And I wonder if this bench is even clean to sit on.

Spring Cleaning
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on April 13, 2009, 12:23:14 AM: Spring Cleaning

Men - time for the 'Honey-do list.'

Women - I have to clean out everything so I can get new stuff.

Breakfast in Bed
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on April 13, 2009, 03:54:45 PM: Breakfast in Bed

Women - Oh HONEY thank you so much for such a treat!

Men - Hmmm making breakfast in bed...time to get out the Instant Oatmeal!

Foreplay
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on April 17, 2009, 01:15:59 PM: Foreplay

Men - I'm only doing this so I be inside her.

Women - Ohh, this feels sooo good.

Circumsized Penises
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on April 17, 2009, 05:47:26 PM: Cicumsized Penises

Women - Mmmmm makes for smooth sucking...

Men - AIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THAT HURT!

Technology
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on April 17, 2009, 07:33:18 PM: Technology

Men - Yes, I get to have a new toy!!

Women - It's the only shopping I can get him to do.

Shaving.
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on April 18, 2009, 01:16:59 PM: Shaving

Men - OK got the tissues ready for the blood on my face.

Women - OK got the tissues ready for the blood on my legs.

Dancing
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on April 18, 2009, 01:46:21 PM: Dancing

Men - Why dance when we could be having sex?

Women - I wonder if he moves that gracefully in bed.

Kissing your partner's thighs
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on April 18, 2009, 07:09:45 PM: Kissing your partner's thighs

Men - So close to the pussy above me!

Women - Kiss. Kiss. Is that your ballsack on my forehead?!

Fighting
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on April 19, 2009, 01:21:34 PM: Fighting

Men - Oh, this guy deserves to have his ass kicked for hitting on my girlfriend.

Women - Honey, he didn't mean any harm.

Rimming
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on April 19, 2009, 05:51:44 PM: Rimming

Men - Oh you mean the rimtjob on my car? Yeah it's sweet!

Women - NO snookums...I meant RIMMING like in this porn. ;) http://www.redtube.com/21714

Doggie Style Sex
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on April 19, 2009, 10:50:10 PM: Doggie-style sex

Men - I can go so deep and get a great view of her ass.

Women - He hits my sweet spot in this position.

Orange County Choppers (it's a tv show about building motorcycles)
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on April 20, 2009, 05:59:24 PM: Orange County Choppers (it's a tv show about building motorcycles)

Men - WOOHOO it's all about manly motorcycles, I'm in!

Women - Huh?

Baking
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on April 20, 2009, 07:42:50 PM: Baking

Men - I must have been really good for her to bake me something sweet.

Women - Satisfies a sweet tooth.

Erotic stories
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: nitza ovis on April 20, 2009, 08:09:47 PM: Erotic stories

Men - Think i need to go to The Masque
Women - Think i need to go to The Masque

Spring Flower Planting
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on April 20, 2009, 10:06:23 PM: Spring Flower Planting

Men - I could be doing anything better right now.

Women - I want something pretty to look at.

Leather pants
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on April 21, 2009, 05:00:15 AM: Leather pants

Women - DAMN he looks so hot in those!

Men - AH SHOOT! CHAFFING up the rear!

Bad hair days
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on April 21, 2009, 12:59:26 PM: Bad hair days

Men - looks like I will be wearing a hat today.

Women - Damn, I can't get it to lay right so I will put it into a ponytail.

Hairspray
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on April 23, 2009, 07:04:54 AM: Hairspray

Women - Time to make sure my hair stays in place.

Men - *cough* Damn that stuff reeks!

Making up an excuse to call in sick
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on April 23, 2009, 01:06:14 PM: Making up an excuse to call in sick

Men - Will do it if it means I can go see my favourite sports team play.

Women - Can do if I can't find another appointment at the salon.

Jello wrestling
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on April 23, 2009, 10:33:47 PM: Jello wrestling

Women - I'm so going to make that other gal my bitch!

Men - WOO HOO I love managing this sport!

Becoming a stripper
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on April 23, 2009, 11:04:06 PM: Becoming a stripper

Men - Only as a last resort will I become a stripper.

Women - Will do it for the loads of cash.

Going back to school
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on April 24, 2009, 01:42:45 AM: Going back to school

Men - I'm still hot for teacher!

Women - Oh well time to wear that schoolgal outfit one more time.

Boxing
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on April 24, 2009, 01:14:17 PM: Boxing

Men - Time to watch the fight with my buddies.

Women - Urgh... sports.

Finding money
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on April 24, 2009, 07:48:35 PM: Finding money

Men - Score, beer money!

Women - Excellent, shopping cash!

Buying a pet
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on April 25, 2009, 12:17:55 AM: Buying a pet.

Women - Ooh, I want a puppy!

Men - I don't know what that is, but it can't be a dog. Maybe a pile of dog poop?

Little dogs
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on April 25, 2009, 12:19:32 PM: Little dogs

Women - OH SO ADORABLE!

Men - WTF, how is this supposed to guard my backyard?!

Cats
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on April 25, 2009, 12:33:17 PM: Cats

Men - I'd rather have a dog.

Women - They're so pretty and quiet.

Parrots
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on April 26, 2009, 02:12:03 AM: Parrots

Men - YAR I'm a parrot.

Women - Oh damn the thing gossips more than I!

Buying a car
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on April 26, 2009, 01:47:12 PM: Buying a car

Men - Let me handle this, honey.

Women - I want something sporty.

Painting
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on April 26, 2009, 06:53:28 PM: Painting

Women - Time to relax and paint this afternoon.

Men - Alright time to use my new paint gun on the garage!

Breast Feeding
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on April 26, 2009, 08:26:54 PM: Breast Feeding

Men - Sweet, I get to see her tits.

Women - The baby has to eat.

huge dicks (10 inches and longer)
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on April 26, 2009, 10:45:08 PM: Huge dicks (10 inches and longer)

Men - Yes I SO am that big!

Women - Pfft yeah right...and if you are I can SO deep throat that!

Nuns
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on April 27, 2009, 05:51:47 PM: Nuns

Men - Maybe I can get her to break her vow of celibacy for me.

Women - Yeah right, if you think you can then you are delusional.

Editing
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on April 27, 2009, 08:16:34 PM: Editing

Women - Time to check my work over with a fine, toothed comb.

Men - Automatic Spell Check Tool Time!

Auto Racing
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on April 27, 2009, 10:45:08 PM: Auto Racing

Men - Sweet looking cars, man, I wish I had his job.

Women - Hot men who race.

Paris Hilton
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on April 28, 2009, 09:35:40 AM: Paris Hilton

Men - Hmm worth it to do a sex tape with her, I wonder...

Women - Damnit can we official conclude her out of the female species?!

Tom Cruise
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on April 28, 2009, 01:18:05 PM: Tom Cruise

Men - I get tired of seeing him, the talentless hack.

Women - He's pretty if a little crazy.

Female race car drivers
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on April 28, 2009, 03:20:17 PM: Female race car drivers

Men - I can't stop looking at Danica Patrick in that Sports Illustrated foldout!

Women - Show them we can drive fast AND accurately!

Rednecks
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on April 28, 2009, 08:09:24 PM: Rednecks

Men - You might be a redneck when...

Women - Jeff Foxworthy is hilarious.

Marilyn Manson
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on April 29, 2009, 10:59:20 AM: Marilyn Manson

Men - Man he's really whack!

Women - Damn I love goths and rockers...

Rock Concerts
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on April 29, 2009, 04:04:27 PM: Rock Concerts

Men - I've been waiting forever to see this band. They are badass!

Women - Maybe I can sneak backstage...

Sexy showers with your partner
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on May 01, 2009, 08:24:36 AM: Sexy showers with your partner

Men - Guess what I'm poking your ass with as I get in the shower...

Women - ...MMm honey make sure to press me against the walls and make me climax as the water hits us...

Cursing/Swearing
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on May 01, 2009, 03:27:54 PM: Cursing/Swearing

Men - F###... he made a foul.

Women - Hush, Honey. The kids will hear you.

Wine tastings
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on May 01, 2009, 05:02:15 PM: Wine tastings

Women - Oh this is a fine vintage year, try some honey...

Men - BLECH! This is not beer!

Mowing the Lawn
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on May 01, 2009, 11:28:39 PM: Mowing the lawn

Men - Number one on the "Honey-do" list. Check.

Women - There is no way I am doing this. Maybe I can talk my man into doing it for me.

Christmas
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on May 02, 2009, 08:45:51 AM: Christmas

Men - Hey want to see my Ho Ho Hos? ;)

Women - I'm that Mommy kissing Santa Claus. ;)

Airplanes
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on May 02, 2009, 02:35:57 PM: Airplanes

Men - Time to try to join the "Mile-High" club.

Women - He's always wanted to do this; maybe I should give in just this once.

Going to the zoo
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on May 02, 2009, 03:58:01 PM: Going To the Zoo

Men - I can SO take on a lion!

Women - "He looks like a monkey and acts like one too..."

Horse Racing
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: nitza ovis on May 02, 2009, 04:03:36 PM: Horse Racing

Men - So what if the horses name is Dead Last I can't lose right?

Women - Shopping time since a need an outfit for the Derby.

Mowing the Lawn
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on May 02, 2009, 07:31:45 PM: Mowing the Lawn (Didn't I just give this one?!)

Men - Oh time to ride my brand new Lawnmower supped with the rockets!

Women - I'll call the ambulance ready honey.

Skipping Jump Rope
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on May 03, 2009, 06:06:20 PM: Skipping Jump Rope

Men - I get to see her tits bounce as she jumps.

Women - Good way to exercise.

Meeting online friends in real life
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on May 03, 2009, 07:19:09 PM: Meeting online friends in real life

Women - Another reason for a girl's night out!

Men - Hmmmm you sure don't look like your avatar!

World of Warcraft
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on May 04, 2009, 07:11:13 PM: World of Warcraft

Men - I am totally addicted to that game.

Women - Er... Honey, what is this?

Cyber sex
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on May 04, 2009, 08:14:04 PM: Cyber Sex

Men - I'll show you how to use the INSERT on your keyboard.

Women - Mmmmmm plug into my port anytime.

Big Butts
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on May 08, 2009, 06:31:13 PM: Big Butts

Men - The bigger the cushion the better the pushin!

Women - I hope this target is big enough for him to spank well!

Friends with benefits
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Magically Delicious on May 08, 2009, 08:57:53 PM: Friends with Benefits

Women - I hope he still respects me in the morning.

Men - I hope she doesn't expect me to be here in the morning.

Sleeping With Your Partner
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on May 08, 2009, 10:54:16 PM: Sleeping With Your Partner

Women - Time to have a long night of sweet love!

Men - God I hope I don't have to do anymore work today and get treated instead!

Lipstick
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on May 09, 2009, 12:19:43 AM: Lipstick

Men - I'd like to see those cherry-red lips wrapped my cock.

Women - Oh, this is a pretty shade.

Lip gloss
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on May 09, 2009, 08:13:58 PM: Lip gloss

Women - Makes my lips all ready for a soft kiss!

Men - I better not be mistaken for putting on lipstick...

Mother's Day
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on May 09, 2009, 11:25:07 PM: Mother's Day

Men - I should go see my mom.

Women - One day to where I can have an actual day off.

High school
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on May 10, 2009, 01:04:55 PM: High School

Women - Damn doing the QB back then, so hot in his car.

Men - Damn I spent a lot of time inside a locker!

Television
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on May 10, 2009, 02:24:17 PM: Television

Men - Time to relax with a beer and watch the game.

Women - But I want to watch Antiques Roadshow.

Racy pictures
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on May 10, 2009, 04:49:18 PM: Racy Pictures

Women - That Dale Jr is hot!

Men - That Danica Patrick is smokin hot!

Cable channel porn
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on May 10, 2009, 10:19:02 PM: lol Again you took the topic another direction!

Cable channel porn

Women - She's faking it.

Men - I think I can make out an arm, wish I had this channel unscrambled!

Lunch
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on May 10, 2009, 10:22:24 PM: Lunch

Men - Mmm... food.

Women - Going to lunch with my gal pals.

Copping a feel at the dinner table.
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on May 11, 2009, 04:58:44 PM: Copping a feel at the dinner table

Women - Mmmmm gonna get me some REAL sausage...

Men - Hey I'm sorry, thought that was the dip bowl. ;)

Cheerleaders
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on May 11, 2009, 06:07:34 PM: Cheerleaders

Men - I love seeing the hot women in their tiny uniforms dancing around - it makes their tits bounce.

Women - They are such great athletes.

Giving flowers as a present
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on May 12, 2009, 09:54:48 PM: Giving flowers as a present

Men - Easy way to say I'm sorry or get the easy gift!

Women - FLOWERS! So sentimental, thank you!

Giving chocolates as a gift
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on May 13, 2009, 12:22:11 AM: Giving chocolates as a gift

Women - Aww, how nice! He is so going to get laid tonight.

Men - Nice way to make up for being an ass.

shoes
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on May 14, 2009, 01:16:29 AM: Shoes

Women - Oh I need more, shopping time!

Men - Damnit! I just need one pair, why do you need fifty?!

Auto Dealers
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on May 14, 2009, 03:38:37 AM: Auto Dealers

Men - I know where we can get this car a lot cheaper, honey.

Women - Last time you said that, the car had no guarantee and nearly blew up. We're going here, and that's final.

Travelling
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on May 14, 2009, 04:59:19 PM: Travelling

Men - Alright, vacation, foreign chicks and BOOZE!

Women - Oh my whatever am I going to pack? I'll just pack it all in my set luggage...all 20 suitcases!

Bingo
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on May 15, 2009, 01:06:45 AM: Bingo

Men - Yet another idiotic thing I have to do, great.

Women - Hey, you can win money from this!

Leather
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on May 15, 2009, 08:58:29 AM: Leather

Men - Chaps, pants and boots.

Women - Bras, whips and collars.

Ghosts
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on May 15, 2009, 04:26:24 PM: Ghosts

Men - Oh cool, I've always been interested in the supernatural.

Women - They are so not real.

weddings
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: nitza ovis on May 15, 2009, 11:00:17 PM: Weddings

Men - Another afternoon wasted when there is a great game on.

Women - i just love her colors, but look at those hideous bridesmaids dresses.

Bondage
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on May 16, 2009, 02:37:35 AM: Bondage

Women - Mmmmm honey tie me down and do with me as you wish...

Men - Oh I plan to...but maybe we can swap and you can tie me up too?

Rock Bands
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on May 18, 2009, 03:26:54 PM: Rock Bands

Men - I can really get into this.

Women - Ooh, honey, they have a concert coming up. Can we go?

NIN's song, Closer
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on May 18, 2009, 05:51:49 PM: NIN'S song Closer

Men - "I wanna feel your insides!"

Women - "I want to fuck you like an animal!"

Road Trips
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on May 18, 2009, 10:02:12 PM: Road Trips

Men - Can we have a quickie in the back seat?

Women - How about I give you head whilst you're driving? Will that do?

Sex in the rain
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on May 19, 2009, 12:46:08 PM: Sex in the rain

Men - Ohhh free wet T-Shirt contest!

Women - Now come here and kiss me like Spider-man in that rain scene!

Candy
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on May 19, 2009, 05:17:38 PM: Candy

Men - She can lick my lollipop... if you know what I mean?

Women - Ohh candy! It's a nice sweet treat.

Dating
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on May 20, 2009, 08:07:31 AM: Dating

Men - I better get some sex by the end of this!

Women - I hope he brought flowers and will treat me to dinner.

Dressing Up
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on May 20, 2009, 03:24:59 PM: Dressing Up

Men - Shit. Do I have to? Maybe if I do I can get laid tonight.

Women - Yay! A chance to show off my prettiest outfit.

Skirts
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on May 21, 2009, 11:27:03 AM: Skirts

Men - Come on wind, blow her skirt up so I can see her panties!

Women - So many to choose from to wear today.

Airplanes
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on May 21, 2009, 04:22:26 PM: Airplanes

Men - Can we join the mile high club?

Women - After that other couple comes out of the bathroom.

Nipple piercings
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on May 22, 2009, 10:24:13 AM: Nipple Piercings

Men - Damn that must have hurt! But could be fun to play with on her.....

Women - Damn that hurt! He better not ever try yanking on these suckers!

Nipple clamps
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on May 22, 2009, 03:53:24 PM: Mmm... nipple clamps. *drifts into fantasy for a moment*

Nipple Clamps

Men - Hmmm... which ones to use on her today?

Women - Are you going to make me wear these for very long, sir?

Punishment Benchs (if you don't know what these are, check this out: http://www.extremerestraints.com/sex-furniture_167/the-extreme-punishment-bench_2340.html )
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on May 26, 2009, 09:23:25 PM: Punishment Benches

Women - Oh the things I will do to him...maybe an enema, tie him down and do so much...

Men - WHOA I am not all sure of this!

Haru Bonus - Ohhhh but has my curiousity...

Handbags
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on May 27, 2009, 12:51:31 AM: So, you like the punishment bench? I do too, and I think they seem like a lot of fun.

Handbags

Men - She has everything in there, and I mean everything. I don't know how she manages to find what she needs in it.

Women - Ooh, I need another one. Must go shopping.

Gags
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on May 27, 2009, 06:47:51 PM: Gags

Men - Man that will shut her gossiping!

Women - What he doesn't know is I'm getting off on the gag by drooling...

Handcuffs
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on May 27, 2009, 10:12:23 PM: Handcuffs

Men - I am going to cuff her to the bed and have my way with her while she begs me to let her up.

Women - Careful not to get them too tight.

Bondage
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on May 28, 2009, 10:16:36 AM: Bondage

Women - This is kind of spooky and sexy all at the same time

Men - Now I can go watch my football game in peace!

Breath Play
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Magically Delicious on May 28, 2009, 11:11:46 AM: Breath Play

Women - my life, this moment, my pleasure in his strong hand.

Men - right there, I need you right there... taking this, needing this, wanting ALL of this.

Non-consent roleplay
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on May 28, 2009, 11:17:32 AM: *fans myself* Oh my!

Ummm... Right... game.... answer topic..... *gathers thoughts*

Non-consent role play

Women - I want him to take me and use me however he wants even if I protest and say no.

Men - Role play? *grins* I think I can take it to the very edge of that definition.

Forced orgasms
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on May 28, 2009, 01:38:30 PM: Forced Orgasms

Women - Oh my god, again? Noooo.

Men - Methinks the lady doth protest too much. You should be glad I'm letting you come at all.

The Trap Bondage Device ( http://www.extremerestraints.com/bondage-gear_10/the-trap-bondage-device_1773.html )
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on May 28, 2009, 07:04:15 PM: The Trap Bondage Device

Women - Oh my!

Men - Oh yes!

All you can eat buffets
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on May 28, 2009, 08:44:44 PM: All you can eat buffets

Men - Great chance to eat all I want without having to spend a lot of money.

Women - I'll probably still just eat a salad.

The Tango
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on May 29, 2009, 01:03:03 PM: The Tango

Women - Such a sexy dance with all that body closeness!

Men - Oh I hope she doesn't know I got two left feet and am faking the Tango!

Cock Rings
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on May 29, 2009, 03:38:07 PM: Cock Rings

Men - You want me to wear what?

Women - C'mon, they're sexy.

Tongue Piercings
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on May 30, 2009, 07:55:23 PM: Tongue Piercings

Men - I SO saw this awesome blowjob by this one pierced chick!

Women - Mmmmmm metal on clit, I like...

Bars/Local Drinking Holes
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on June 02, 2009, 02:38:05 AM: Bars

Men - Place to hang out with my friends and pick up a chick.

Women - Get my favourite drink and wait for a man to approach.

Nature
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on June 03, 2009, 02:00:38 AM: Nature

Women - Lovely nature hikes, animals, flowers, time to unwind!

Men - Nature calls! *unzips to pee*

Gyms
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on June 03, 2009, 02:24:38 PM: Gyms

Men - Get to see women half naked and working their asses off.

Women - I'm going to the gym to see if I can drop these last 15 pounds.

Rent - the musical
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on June 04, 2009, 01:45:13 AM: Rent - the musical

Women - Awesome music, great play!

Men - Wait you want me to go to Blockbuster now to rent a musical?!

Karaoke
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on June 04, 2009, 02:34:28 AM: Karaoke

Men - Great, another chance to look stupid.

Women - Must be drunk or nearly there to do this and have a bunch of my girlfriends close by.

Robert Pattinson
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on June 04, 2009, 10:17:51 AM: Robert Pattinson

Men (At least this one) - Who the hell is he?

Women - Love him! (I'm guessing)

Long hair
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on June 04, 2009, 02:34:13 PM: Long Hair

Men - I love to tug on it when she's giving oral.

Women - Oh, a man with long hair, I like it. It makes him seem like such a rebel.

Making a sex tape
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on June 04, 2009, 09:00:45 PM: Making a sex tape

Men - Damn it camera FOCUS! Crap I need to not do this manually!

Women - Wait I need to add blush to my pussy!

Basketball
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on June 14, 2009, 08:56:28 PM: Basketball

Men - Watching my favourite team and hoping they make it into the finals.

Women - If your team wins, can I watch something else?

Lying
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on June 15, 2009, 06:49:29 PM: Lying

Men - Really, I wasn't looking at the other woman's butt!

Women - Honey, I only spend a little bit from our new credit card...

Musicals
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on June 15, 2009, 07:52:03 PM: Musicals

Men - The things she drags me to.

Women - I want to see Rent.

Shaving
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on June 16, 2009, 06:32:55 PM: Shaving

Men - The face and maybe my head bald.

Women - My legs and maybe my crotch bald. ;)

Naps
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on June 16, 2009, 11:09:13 PM: Naps

Men - Mmm... power nap.

Women - Wish I had time for a nap.

Singing
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on June 17, 2009, 12:05:39 PM: Singing

Women - Gosh I love Josh Groban!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEMBR4b9Dng

Men - METALLICA RULES!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFDGH-cKUE4

Porn Stars
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on June 18, 2009, 03:12:56 PM: Porn Stars

Men - God, she's hot.

Women - I wish he was fucking me.

Madonna
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on June 18, 2009, 03:25:35 PM: Madonna

Women - I want her paycheques.

Men - God she's old...

BONUS! A-Rod - Why did I sleep with her again?!

The Statue of Liberty
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on June 18, 2009, 04:40:53 PM: The Statue of Liberty

Men - Something to go visit someday.

Women - One of the first things I think of when New York is mentioned.

Taylor Swift
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on June 18, 2009, 10:50:25 PM: Taylor Swift

Men - OK I had to look this person up as I had NO clue who this is!

Women - I wish I looked liked her then after looking her up!

(http://blogs.villagevoice.com/statusainthood/taylor_swift.jpg)

(And YES I had to look who this was up!)

Wine
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on June 19, 2009, 12:30:22 AM: Wine

Men - I'd rather have beer.

Women - I'll take a nice glass of red, please.

Kissing in the rain
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on June 19, 2009, 06:36:06 PM: Kissing in the rain

Men - DAMN I can see her through her wet T Shirt while we kiss!

Women - I wonder if he knows that I'm wet elsewhere too...

Fudge
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on June 22, 2009, 04:22:24 AM: Fudge

Men - Oh, hell yes! I wonder what I did to deserve fudge. Maybe I should do it again.

Women - You deserve a treat, honey.

Cheating
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on June 22, 2009, 03:00:55 PM: Cheating

Men - I swear I have a full house!

Women - I swear I wasn't filling my house with male strippers!

Poker
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on June 22, 2009, 05:56:57 PM: Heheh.

Poker

Men - I hope they can't tell I'm bluffing.

Women - You go have a game night with your buddies; I'll go shopping.

Buying a new computer
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on June 22, 2009, 07:06:33 PM: Buying a new computer

Men - I need something so advanced that NASA uses it!

Women - I just want something to be able to Twitter and online shop please.

Steak
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on June 22, 2009, 09:46:51 PM: Steak

Men - Now this is my type of meal!

Women - You know you're going to die if you eat that, right?

Shovelling snow
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on June 23, 2009, 12:48:05 AM: Shovelling snow

Men - I can do this all by mysel...OH MY BACK! I threw out my #*$&#*%^* back!

Women - Honey, just go buy a snow blower and do it please.

Full Moons
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on June 23, 2009, 02:34:25 AM: Full Moons

Men - That looks really cool.

Women - How beautiful!

Classic movies
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on June 23, 2009, 04:19:24 PM: Classic Movies

Men - Rambo, The Terminator, Star Wars...

Women - Pretty Woman, Titanic, Gone with the Wind...

Buffets
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on June 23, 2009, 06:12:56 PM: Buffets

Men - Sweet! All you can eat.

Women - I'm sure they don't mean that literally.

Dominants
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on June 23, 2009, 11:56:42 PM: Dominants

Men - Alright I'm gonna get laid because like He-Man said: I HAVE THE POWER!

Women - OK dearie let's test out ALL my crops tonight on that tush...call it woman's curiosity...

Subs
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on June 24, 2009, 01:04:08 AM: Subs

Men - On your hands and knees now.

Women - You first.

Talking on the phone until the wee hours of the morning.
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on June 25, 2009, 01:12:49 AM: Talking on the phone until the wee hours of the morning

Men - Yeah I know, how did Tom Brady miss that throw..zzzzzzz...

Women - I know, isn't it horrid Jon and Kate are splitting up...zzzzzzz....

Hugs
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on June 25, 2009, 02:34:16 AM: Hugs

Men - I can totally feel her nipples pebbling.

Women - Hugs are comforting, and I love them.

Kisses
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on June 25, 2009, 01:26:39 PM: Kisses

Women - Let's me know how passionate he is

Men - Let's me know how big her mouth can open... if you know what I mean?

Craigslist
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Magically Delicious on June 25, 2009, 01:27:59 PM: Craigslist

Women - what a wonderful way to get rid of that broken washing machine.

Men - what a wonderful way to meet strange women to suck my cock in a parking garage.

Afternoon Trysts
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on June 25, 2009, 01:42:16 PM: Afternoon Trysts

Women - Maybe I'll get to go to sleep early tonight

Men - Maybe we'll set a record today!

Anonymous sex with strangers
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on June 25, 2009, 06:02:20 PM: Anonymous sex with strangers

Men - WOOHOO Free Nookie!

Women - Not in your life, eat my mace...unless you're a good size of cock...!

Strip Clubs
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on June 25, 2009, 07:12:10 PM: Strip Clubs

Men - Get aroused here, go home and give it to my partner.

Women - I only go for the drinks.

Television
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on June 25, 2009, 07:49:08 PM: Television

Men - Time for some MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL!

Women - Time to drool over Grey's Anatomy.

Cowboy Hats
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on June 25, 2009, 11:14:27 PM: Cowboy hats

Men - Is this hat too big?

Women - Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

Symphony music
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on June 25, 2009, 11:28:03 PM: ROFL for Women response

Symphony Music

Women - Oh I love nights like this hearing the symphony! How about you honey?

Men - ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Soup
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on June 26, 2009, 12:41:11 AM: Glad I could make you laugh, Haru.

Soup

Men - Is this all? I'll be hungry later.

Women - Just eat it; it's good for you.

Rice
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on June 26, 2009, 09:26:49 PM: Rice

Men - Mom says it makes me grow up big and strong!

Women - Oh how about some exotic Jasmine rice tonight...

Chores
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on June 26, 2009, 10:14:13 PM: Chores

Men - Can we do this naked... if you know what I mean?

Women - I have so much to do!

Cleaning in the nude
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on June 27, 2009, 02:37:49 AM: Cleaning in the nude

Women - What do you think I do with my vacuum cleaner while naked, hmmmmm?

Men - Damn my hard on keeps hitting the furniture!

Sorting Mail
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on June 27, 2009, 03:08:52 AM: Sorting Mail

Men - Another task that unfortunately has to be done so I can pay the bills.

Women - Honey, those bills go in this drawer, not that one.

Walks on the beach
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on June 27, 2009, 03:26:54 AM: Walks on the beach

Men - If I do this with her I'm SURE to score tonight!

Women - Oh the ocean breeze is so relaxing...

Tanning
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on June 27, 2009, 03:29:19 AM: Tanning

Men - Maybe if I get a tan I'd get laid more.

Women - I need to get rid of these tan lines

Texting
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on June 27, 2009, 03:52:37 AM: Texting

Men - DAMNIT Woman how to do text type so fast?!

Women - This is nothing, you should see when I conference this way.

Fortune Tellers
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on June 27, 2009, 07:36:54 PM: Fortune Tellers

Men - You're paying that old fraud five dollars a minute to tell you what I can for free?

Women - She's not a fraud; she can see the future.

Coffee
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on June 27, 2009, 11:52:55 PM: Coffee

Men - NEED MORNING CRACK!

Women - Now only if he could make it himself...

Grocery Shopping
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on June 28, 2009, 03:36:47 PM: Grocery Shopping

Men - I don't want to do it, but I have to since I want to be able to eat.

Women - Have to shop for food. It's a necessary task.

Going topless
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on June 28, 2009, 09:04:08 PM: Going Topless

Men - Easy for me! Yay for no one caring about shirtless men!

Women - Hmmm I'll just tease it for now in public, come back to my place to see it. ;)

Handjobs
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on June 28, 2009, 10:25:46 PM: Handjobs

Men - I'd rather she use her mouth, but this will work for now.

Women - I'll tease him this way first, then I'll make him beg to be in my mouth.

Oral sex
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on June 30, 2009, 10:16:46 AM: Oral sex

Men - OH YES, keep sucking my big fat cock!

Women - Mmmmm only the best know to tease the clit, lick the slit and hit teh G-Spot on the inside!

Doctor Visits
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on July 01, 2009, 08:53:48 PM: Doctor Visits

Men - "Turn your head and cough," the five words I dread hearing.

Women - "Doc, I have questions..."

voice chatting online
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on July 02, 2009, 11:32:13 AM: Voice Chatting Online

Men - What I got to talk still while we have sex? Drat...

Women - Mmmmm I'll suck this microphone if you talk dirty though...

Singles Bars
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on July 02, 2009, 09:41:43 PM: Singles Bars

Men - Hopefully I'll find a partner to take home tonight.

Women - I hope I can meet someone I have a connection with.

Sadomasochism
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on July 02, 2009, 11:43:54 PM: Sadomasochism

Men - This means having sex right?

Women - Well come here and I'll show you. *brandishes the crop*

Perfume
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on July 03, 2009, 02:20:27 AM: Perfume

Women - Doesn't this smell good, honey?

Men - What is this: Eau de Toilette? They have the toilet part right. Smells like toilet water.

Puppies
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on July 03, 2009, 10:45:08 AM: Puppies

Women - OH SO ADORABLE!

Men - One day you will grow up to be my attack hound, yes.

Jewelry
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on July 03, 2009, 11:29:07 PM: Jewelry

Men - It's always about the diamonds, isn't it?

Women - I want a diamond necklace.

Short hair
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on July 04, 2009, 11:15:14 AM: Short hair

Men - I have it short so I don't look like a woman!

Women - I sometimes like to have it short in the summertime.

Science Fiction
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on July 04, 2009, 06:31:12 PM: Science Fiction

Men - Star Wars!!!!!!

Women - You're watching that again?

mirrors
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on July 04, 2009, 06:50:46 PM: Mirrors

Women - Time to put on my makeup.

Men - Time to admire my abs!

Chewing Gum
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on July 05, 2009, 12:05:37 AM: Chewing gum

Men - If she needs something in her mouth so bad, I'd be happy to oblige just as long as there she doesn't bite my family jewels.

Women - Gives my mouth something to do.

Vacations
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on July 05, 2009, 08:14:07 PM: Vacations

Men - Off to Vegas we go!

Women - Paris, London, Rome...where to begin...

Gambling
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on July 06, 2009, 01:30:13 AM: Gambling

Men - I'm going to win this time; I just know it!

Women - You're wasting our money again?

cosplay
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on July 06, 2009, 01:54:42 PM: Cosplay

Men - I'm so going to make chicks look at my new Naruto outfit!

Women - Hmm, do I dress up as Orihime from Bleach, Rikku from Final Fantasy X, Sailor Jupiter, Maka from Soul Eater, Winry from Full Metal Alchemist...

Hats
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on July 06, 2009, 08:12:24 PM: Hats

Men - I have a favourite baseball hat.

Women - I'm not going to mess up my hair.

Pain
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on July 07, 2009, 04:01:59 PM: Pain

Men - ARRGHHHHH it's fine it's my groi...man muscle I hurt, yes...just need some ice now...

Women - OH NO, I broke a nail!

Waxing
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on July 07, 2009, 06:02:36 PM: Waxing

Men - There's no way you are bringing that anywhere near me.

Women - I need a bikini wax.

Mansions
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on July 07, 2009, 08:13:43 PM: Mansions

Men - Mine will have the biggest pool, bedroom and as much bling around it!

Women - Oh, we'll need many maids and butlers for cleaning this place instead of me.

Race Cars
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on July 08, 2009, 01:00:45 AM: Race Cars

Men - Those things are built for speed.

Women - Ugh, I'd rather go shopping than to listen to this.

Hentai
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on July 08, 2009, 10:42:00 PM: Hentai

Men - DAMN she has big boobs!

Women - OH WOW so many tentacles...it's like being plugged by so many cocks at once!

Watches

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Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on July 09, 2009, 12:53:58 AM: Watches

Men - I need one to make sure I'm not late.

Women - They look good and help me keep track of the time.

Sushi
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on July 09, 2009, 01:51:14 PM: Sushi

Men - EWWW! I won't eat that raw stu...whoa hey is this being served on a naked woman?!

Women - Mmmmm it's so tasty and hot with wasabi...

Rodeos
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on July 09, 2009, 06:11:34 PM: Rodeos

Men - Bull riding... I'm all good with that.

Women - I'd rather ride a cowboy, thanks.

Laughing
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on July 09, 2009, 07:20:12 PM: Laughing

Men- EVIL Laughter like M. Bison!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0j0lO7uQBo

Women - CRAZY laughter like Naga from Slayers!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZwx4ZIip_k

OR RENGE from Ouran High School Host Club!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsceKSRKb8Y

Crying
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on July 10, 2009, 03:03:03 AM: Crying

Men - Heh. You're not going to catch me crying.

Women - That movie was so sweet. *sniffles*

Going green
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on July 10, 2009, 03:10:47 PM: Going Green

Women - Time to recycle and turn off the lights when not being used.

Men - BARRRRRRRF...ohhhh going green from too much beer.

Washing the Dishes
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on July 10, 2009, 11:39:12 PM: Doing the dishes

Men - I'll do them when I have to.

Women - Urgh... there's so much here; nothing's clean! I swear, what do you even eat off of?

libraries
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on July 11, 2009, 02:18:19 AM: Libraries

Women - Time to read again some more Harry Potter. ;) And dream...

Men - Does Playboy come at libraries? Ah shoot, I'll just fuck some librarian in the stacks...

Sting the singer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjtoyKSglhw - Fields of Gold
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on July 12, 2009, 05:44:03 PM: Sting - the singer

Women - He's hot.

Men - I can listen to his music... sometimes.

Love songs
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on July 12, 2009, 09:22:28 PM: Love Songs

Women - OH I melt to Barry Manilow!

Men - Excellent, get her in the mood then I get some...in bed...

Horror Movies
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on July 15, 2009, 01:49:41 AM: Horror Movies

Men - It's a good way to feel her up while there's something scary.

Women - Hold me; I can't watch this!

Giving/receiving oral sex while in a car
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on July 15, 2009, 11:25:13 PM: Giving/receiving oral sex while in a car

Men - Mmm goood baby oh keep it up, OH SHIT STOP SIGN!

Women - Mmppphhhhghhahgh (WATCH the traffic honey-said with mouth full).

Wet T-Shirt Contests
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on July 16, 2009, 04:21:51 AM: Wet tee shirt contests

Men - How I'd love to slide my cock between her luscious breasts while she licks and sucks on my tip.

Women - I'm entering for the prize money.

Titty fuck (Sorry for it being so crass, but I can't think of the clean way to say it.)
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on July 17, 2009, 03:20:20 AM: (Creams pants on reading...That's ok... :o )

Titty fuck

Men - OH YES Honey those hot big fat tits are SOOOOOOO good around my member!

Women - Wow wish mine were bigger to to this, and I'd allow that one time for him to call something on my body "fat". ;)

The "69" Position
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on July 17, 2009, 05:46:08 PM: The "69" Position.

Men - "Oh, hell yes! That's right, slide your tongue nice and slow along my shaft. Shit, Where did you learn to hum on my balls like that?"

Women - So, you like it? Yes... Lick my clit with the flat of your tongue. If you do it, I'll show you some more tricks I know.

Pierced clits
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on July 18, 2009, 01:47:58 AM: Pierced clits

Men - Oh I can find it easier, the better for licking!

Women - OH DAMN that makes it so much more sensitive!

Vending Machines
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on July 18, 2009, 01:50:37 AM: Vending Machines

Men - Great for a quick snack.

Women - Do they have diet soda?

Diets
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on July 18, 2009, 03:24:17 AM: Diets

Men - Means only 1 steak a day!

Women - I'll start it...after tonight's buffet dinner...

Bad Hair Days
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on July 25, 2009, 01:18:30 PM: Bad Hair Days

Men - Eh... I'll just grab a hat to wear.

Women - Damn. Looks like it's a ponytail day for me.

Instant Messaging
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on July 25, 2009, 03:08:57 PM: Instant Messaging

Men - I STILL don't get all this shortform. What's a LMAO, an internet Latino?!

Women - ;D He's so clueless to IM, LMAO.

High Heel Shoes
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on July 25, 2009, 05:02:16 PM: High heel shoes

Men - I want her to keep them on and wrap her sexy legs around me while I thrust into her.

Women - They show off my legs and make me look taller, too.

Breakfast in bed
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on July 25, 2009, 09:58:56 PM: Breakfast in Bed

Men - Yes, no getting out of bed to eat!

Women - OK I'll make it for you just this once. But you owe me!

Sports Cars
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on July 26, 2009, 12:28:57 AM: Sports cars

Men - Isn't this car badass?

Women - He has to be compensating for something... if you know what I mean?

Sunsets
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on July 26, 2009, 10:36:56 AM: Sunsets

Women - Oh it's so romantic to see!

Men - And that means we can start the evening's carnal activities! ;)

Super Heroes
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on July 26, 2009, 05:07:42 PM: Superheroes

Men - Damn, she looks smashing in that, though I'd much rather her be out of her clothes and riding me.

Women - Gotta admit, although I don't understand the whole superhero thing, that guy looks pretty good for a cartoon.

One Night Stands
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on July 26, 2009, 06:03:38 PM: One Night Stands

Men - Ah that hit the spot! Time for me to go now!

Women - Awwww can't we extent it beyond one night only?

Motorcycles
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on July 27, 2009, 06:38:03 PM: Motorcycles

Men - Wow, that bike is cool.

Women - Hmm... I wonder if he'll take me for a ride on it?

Secretaries
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on July 27, 2009, 08:42:56 PM: Secretaries

Men - Mmm come here, I need you to do some dictation for me, if you know what I mean?

Women - This secretary outfit's a bit tight, let me loosen up some buttons on it...

The Army
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on July 28, 2009, 12:03:37 PM: Nice twofer Haru!

The Army

Men - I am so going to puke after the first day of basic training!

Women - I love a man in uniform!

Online affairs
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on July 28, 2009, 01:33:13 PM: Online Affairs

Men - It's not cheating if I didn't actually touch her.

Women - I wonder if this will turn into anything.

Striptease on Webcam
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on July 29, 2009, 12:57:24 AM: Striptease on Webcam

Women - Watch me as I slowly take my clothing off for $19.99!

Men - Dang it, how about you watch me for free then exchange the deal?

Auto Repair Shops
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on July 29, 2009, 02:13:06 AM: Auto Repair Shops

Men - I need to take a look under the hood, if you know what I mean?

Women - I only go to ogle the head mechanic.

Flirting
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on July 29, 2009, 12:59:36 PM: Flirting

Men - Come here, I got a pair of pants that need sizing...if you know what I mean?

Women - Care to watch me eat this ice cream slowly?

French Kissing
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on July 29, 2009, 08:35:11 PM: French Kissing

Men - God, she is talented with her tongue; If she's this good at kissing, I wonder if she would be this good elsewhere.

Women - Oh, that's right; you know you would rather have my tongue on your cock instead of in your mouth.

Wine Tasting
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on July 29, 2009, 09:00:04 PM: Wine Tasting

Women- Mmm this is a fine red wine from Bordeaux.

Men - WHAT?! Where's the beer tasting then?!

Speedos
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on July 29, 2009, 11:28:27 PM: Speedos

Men - Although I look good in these, I look better out of them.

Women - OMG, do you see that? He does not have the right equipment to wear those!

Dominants
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on July 29, 2009, 11:51:46 PM: Dominants

Men - KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER!

Women - OK I got the flogger, turn around and bend over NOW!

Blindfolds
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on July 30, 2009, 03:16:29 AM: Blindfolds

Men - That's right, use your other senses.

Women - I don't want to be blindfolded; I want to see your hard cock before you shove it in my mouth.

Sugar Ray (the band)
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on July 30, 2009, 03:53:38 PM: Sugar Ray (the band)

Women - They're a hot male band!

Men - I don't get them.

Catching a baseball during a game
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on July 30, 2009, 06:10:14 PM: Catching a baseball during a game

Men - Hell yeah! I'll see if I can't get this signed by the star player.

Women - I'll use this to try to get a date with one of the hot baseball players.

Smoking
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on July 30, 2009, 10:37:02 PM: Smoking

Men - Oh man need my SMOKES NOW! Got to get outside the building!

Women - Only after sex. ;)

Sunglasses
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on August 05, 2009, 08:13:20 PM: Sunglasses

Men - Makes me look cool.

Women - Protects my eyes and makes me look cool. Still can't believe how much I paid for them.

Vacation Homes
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on August 06, 2009, 03:30:47 AM: Vacation Homes

Women - A nice cottage up North for vacations.

Men - KEGGER! KEGGER!

Fireworks
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on August 06, 2009, 04:25:07 PM: Fireworks

Women - Pretty colours

Men - I'd love to set some off.

sweatpants
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on August 06, 2009, 10:15:18 PM: Sweatpants

Men - Man they're comfy!

Women - Ugh I feel so fat in them!

Collars
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on August 07, 2009, 01:53:29 PM: Collars

Men - You want to wear my collar, don't you, pet?

Women - Yes, master.

Cooking shows
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on August 07, 2009, 08:23:54 PM: Cooking shows

Men - BAM! Go Emeril!

Women - GOD Jamie Oliver is SMOKING!

Flowers
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: nitza ovis on August 10, 2009, 08:20:11 PM: Flowers

Men - today is her birthday, flowers make a great gift

Women - He got me flowers....i love them

Corsets
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on August 10, 2009, 09:04:52 PM: Corsets

Men - DAMN that's hot, come fuck me now!

Women - Easy for you to say, try one of these things on and tell me how your gut feels!

Explosions in movies
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on August 10, 2009, 09:47:03 PM: Explosions in movies

Men - Hell yeah, blow up that building.

Women - Why do there need to be so many explosions and violence in movies? I don't want to see that.

Newspapers
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on August 10, 2009, 11:50:38 PM: Newspaper

Men - OK just need my sports section!

Women - Geez, thank goodness I read the REST of the newspaper to make it worthwhile!

Jaywalking
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: nitza ovis on August 11, 2009, 08:41:54 AM: Jaywalking

Men - traffic what traffic

Women - OMG..he is going to get killed i can't watch *covers eyes*

John Waters
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on August 12, 2009, 12:02:13 AM: John Waters (I hope this is him in pic)
(http://bigscreenlittlescreen.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/john-waters.jpg)

Men - Who is this?

Women - A fine actor.

Tennis
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on August 12, 2009, 02:36:24 AM: Tennis

Men - Get to see nice looking, athletic women.

Women - Great exercise.

lemons
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on August 12, 2009, 02:47:32 AM: Lemons

Women - What I make lemonade from.

Men - When I go car shopping I sometimes get a lemon!

Gay Pride Parades
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on August 14, 2009, 12:58:43 AM: Gay Pride Parades

Men - They're okay, I guess.

Women - I like going to see what everyone is wearing.

violence in movies
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on August 14, 2009, 01:13:11 AM: Violence in movies

Men - YES MORE MORE, make them bleed, and more explosions!

Women - Ugh, try a romantic movie for once bucko...

Romance in movies
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on August 14, 2009, 01:16:36 AM: Romance in movies

Men - eh... do they have to put romance in them? I'd rather see someone get blown up.

Women - *sniff* It's so sweet!

Star Trek
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on August 14, 2009, 01:18:47 AM: Star Trek

Men - Doing a green space chick...SCORE!

Women - Take me anytime Kirk!

House Buying
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on August 14, 2009, 01:20:33 AM: House Buying

Men - as long as it has a man cave, I'm game.

Women - Honey, we need more space.

birth control
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on August 14, 2009, 01:22:07 PM: Birth control

Men - I got the condom, see?

Women - Yes but how about contraceptives, lube, the birth control pill...

Golf
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: nitza ovis on August 14, 2009, 06:28:40 PM: Golf

Men - Do you think i can sneak away from work early to play a round?

Women - Have you seen the new Golf Pro...yummy.

Snuggling
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on August 14, 2009, 11:19:42 PM: Snuggling

Men - OH MY, she's so adorable when she wants to snuggle!

Women - Mmmmmmmm manly chest to snuggle on!

Roller Coasters
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on August 17, 2009, 01:19:26 AM: Roller Coasters

Men - Hell yeah, get my adrenaline pumping.

Women - Yes, let's ride it again!

Photographers
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on August 17, 2009, 01:52:45 AM: Photographers.

Men Yeah thats it baby yeah growl for me be a little minx yeah

Women Is this a sexy enough pose for you.

Swinging
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on August 17, 2009, 02:46:59 AM: Swinging

Men - You mean we can get other partners for sex? YES!

Women - No silly I meant this new bondage swing, which I'll demonstrate right now...

Porn Magazines
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on August 17, 2009, 03:02:41 AM: Porn Magazines.

Men Hot babes man i'm getting horny.

Women Those look so fake ...hello big boy

Nipples
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on August 17, 2009, 12:51:23 PM: Nipples

Men - Can I suck on your big, perky nipples?

Women - Only if I get to ice your hot, manly nipples first!

Game Shows
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on August 17, 2009, 05:05:59 PM: Game Shows

Men I'm going to win ummm can i phone a friend

Women The answers C you nit wit mmm the host looks dreamy

Doggy Style Sex
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on August 18, 2009, 07:45:08 AM: Doggy Style Sex

Men - Mmm yeah yes hold that spot my sexpet!

Women - OHHHHH DEEPER in me, yes hit all my hot spots while I'm on all fours!

Tea
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on August 18, 2009, 05:47:11 PM: Tea

Men - Lots of sugar, please.

Women - Hot tea with honey. Yum.

Pizza
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on August 19, 2009, 12:55:04 AM: Pizza

Men - Mmmmmm, breakfast cold!

Women - OK that's gross, but I will go to a fancy pizzeria for dinner and a romantic Italian night please!

Candlelight Dinners
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on August 19, 2009, 03:07:44 AM: Candelight dinners

Women - Aww, how sweet of him. Wait, I bet he wants in my pants tonight.

Men - If I do this for her, maybe she'll give me head.

Leather pants
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on August 20, 2009, 08:29:24 PM: Leather pants

Men - OH man how to I FIT into these things?!

Women - Mmmmm a man in leather pants, that's tight and hot.

Cow tipping
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on August 21, 2009, 02:59:53 AM: Cow tipping

Men - fun to do when bored.

Women - what's the point in that?

digital cameras
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on August 21, 2009, 03:08:53 AM: digital cameras.

Men Where's the zoom on this thing.

Women Thsi works like an ordinary camera right?

Erotic Writing
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on August 21, 2009, 12:12:27 PM: Erotic Writing

Women - She walked into his bedroom and saw his glistening chest just beckoning to be rubbed down...

Men - ...So she jumped on and got fucked doggy style! That's a good slut!

Credit Cards
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on August 21, 2009, 10:12:07 PM: Credit Cards

Men - To be used in an emergency

Women - I need a new pair of shoes, does that count as an emergency?

card games
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on August 22, 2009, 03:24:57 PM: Card Games

Men - It's time to DU-DU-DUEL!
http://www.yugiohtheabridgedseries.com/ - One of my fav spoof sites on the game!

Women - Ohhhh look at these cute Pikachu and Mudkip cards!

Stealing
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on August 22, 2009, 11:13:35 PM: Stealing

Men - something for my car, I think.

Women - only if I don't get caught.

Karoke
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on August 23, 2009, 09:32:59 PM: Karaoke

Women - This will get me to be the next American Idol!

Men - *drunk* I can sing...*hiccups*...

Baby Carriages
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on August 24, 2009, 02:45:56 AM: Baby Carriages

Men. How do you move this thing.

Women Kid's in now off to the mall.

Bus Stops
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on August 24, 2009, 01:35:01 PM: Bus Stops

Men - LOOK out for that bus coming!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXXf84XiMbY - Sportscasters game I was in waiting for a bus

Women - Ewwww the seats are icky!

Slapstick Comedy
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on August 24, 2009, 04:16:24 PM: Slapstick comedy

Women - Where modern comedy began.

Men - Classic slapstick comedians Jack Benny or the brothers Marx.

Bathrooms
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on August 25, 2009, 11:22:40 PM: YAY with mentioning Benny!

Bathrooms

Women - Ugh the lineup is so long again!

Men - Unzip, pee, shake, wash hands, done!

Parks
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on August 27, 2009, 04:40:29 PM: Jack Benny was hilarious, and I still watch old episodes of his show when they are on.

Parks

Men - Hmm, I wonder if she'll join me behind the bushes for a quickie.

Women - So nice of him to take a long, romantic walk in the park with me.

Exhibitionism
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on August 27, 2009, 04:48:38 PM: Exhibitionism

Men-Oh lookie nice.

Women-Like what you see boys

Threesomes
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on August 28, 2009, 01:03:49 PM: Threesomes

Men - OK but I only do 2 other chicks!

Women - Oh be open-minded, as 2 guys and 1 gal is as hot as 2 gals and a guy!

Cocktail Dresses
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on August 28, 2009, 01:53:56 PM: Cocktail Dresses

Men - Cock-- what?

Women - Pretty dress. I wonder if I have enough on the credit card to afford it?

Belts
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on August 28, 2009, 10:20:09 PM: Belts

Men - It keeps my pants up!

Women - It keeps me tied to the bedpost for some action...in bed. ;)

Fruit Salad
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on September 03, 2009, 01:51:02 AM: Fruit Salad

Men - Great, more salad... at least this tastes good.

Women - I wonder if this has coconut in it.

Bisexuality
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on September 03, 2009, 11:26:21 PM: Bisexuality

Men - Eww I'm not gay I love chicks! But...geez that guy's ass is tight...mmmmm...

Women - We're all a little bisexual, but not me! But wow her chest does bounce a lot...maybe I'll just...observe...yeah...that's nice...

Frogs
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on September 04, 2009, 02:22:40 AM: Frogs

Men - Makes a nice pet.

Women - Ew, you are not bringing that thing near me.

Flirting
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on September 04, 2009, 06:34:38 PM: Flirting

Men - You and I, should be next to each other in the alphabet like we are now.

Women - I think you need an oral examination for your diction...

Masks
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on September 04, 2009, 11:25:37 PM: Masks

Men - For Halloween? Sweet!

Women - Do you like my new mask for the ball?

Halloween
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on September 05, 2009, 11:02:35 PM: Halloween

Women - OK how does my mask for my Catwoman outfit look for the Halloween ball?

(http://site.lingeriexox.com/images/d/lav1013aa.jpg)

Men - MEOW! I'll wear ANY mask you want me to now if you come with your whip!

Soap Operas
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on September 05, 2009, 11:49:30 PM: Soap Operas

Men-Turn it over quick where's the remote.

Women- sniffle how could Brad leave Jessica for that slut Alexia sniffle .

Roleplay Sex.
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on September 06, 2009, 12:06:05 AM: Roleplay Sex

Men - Hello Miss. I'm your repairman and I hear you got a leak that needs plugging? *starts stripping to get the tools*

Women - Oh my the Doctor told me to check up on you. My this nurse's outfit's a bit hot...let me take some of it off then give you an oral examination...

Tennis
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on September 06, 2009, 12:50:15 AM: Tennis

Men That chick with the unprenoancable name is sooooo hotttt

Women Whats with the grunting its tennis not a porno ...oh that Nadel's hot.

Underwear.
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on September 06, 2009, 11:06:59 AM: Underwear

Men - Want to see my tighty whities?

Women - Only if I get to show off my silk panties...

Radio
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on September 07, 2009, 01:34:04 AM: Radios

Men - Sports shows on the radio.

Women - Latest top ten songs.

Cartoons
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on September 07, 2009, 07:57:57 PM: Cartoons

Men - He-Man, G.I. Joe, Samurai Jack, Gargoyles and Spectacular Spider-Man for me.

Women - My Little Pony, Jem, She-Ra, Powerpuff Girls and Magic School Bus for me.

Poetry
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on September 10, 2009, 09:58:17 PM: Poetry

Men - I write her a poem, I might get laid.

Women - Aww... how sweet: he wrote something for me. I'll cherish it.

Packing
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on September 11, 2009, 10:34:45 AM: Packing

Men - Dang it 50 boxes to pack and tape up?!

Women - Good job hunny, keep up the good packing for us. ;)

Bowling
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on September 11, 2009, 07:50:58 PM: Bowling

Men - Yes, a strike!

Women - Do I have to wear these stupid shoes?

Chocolate cake
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on September 12, 2009, 02:34:28 AM: Chocolate Cake

Men - I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

Women - That's going straight to my thighs!

Making Breakfast
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on September 12, 2009, 02:50:51 AM: Making Breakfast

Men - Is this microwaveable

Women- Can't he make his own

Being Single
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on September 12, 2009, 06:11:28 PM: Being Single

Men - Well time to wank off to porn again.

Women - No date so guess it's you and me again my sex toys...

The Beatles
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on September 12, 2009, 09:42:45 PM: The Beatles

Men - Fucking awesome band from the 60's!

Women - They sing Eleanor Rigby, right?

Beaches
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on September 13, 2009, 09:42:23 AM: Beaches

Men - Time to flex my muscles to hot chicks!

Women - Oh Mr. Lifeguard, I might need someone to carry me as I got a cramp!

Autumn
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on September 14, 2009, 08:35:51 PM: Autmn.

Men-Dang leaves in the gutters.

Women-Aren't the leaves pretty.

Wrestling.
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on September 14, 2009, 08:40:10 PM: Wrestling

Men - WOOHOO! Lots of crazy athletic moves, some hot women like Mickie James and hopefully some match of the year candidates!

Women - Mmmmm give me some yummy men like John Morrison in their tights or shirtless please.

Prom Night
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on September 16, 2009, 04:41:22 PM: Prom Night

Men - I hope I get laid tonight. If I don't, I'll get drunk.

Women - Tonight is the perfect night to give him my special gift.

College apparel
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on September 16, 2009, 10:10:08 PM: College apparel

Men - Man I look stupid in my old college sweater!

Women - But I look hot in my college school skirt and top, hmmmm?

Coldplay music
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on September 21, 2009, 11:53:39 PM: Coldplay Music

Men - Who the hell are they?

Women - The singer is so dreamy.

curtains
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on September 23, 2009, 12:56:54 AM: Curtins.

Men Close them so no one can watch us do it baby

Women Do these suit this room.

Rock music.
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 16, 2009, 12:30:38 PM: Rock music

Men - Turn the volume up until the ears bleed

Women - WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Universities
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on October 16, 2009, 06:55:26 PM: Universities

Men Frat Parties especially TOGA TOGA TOGA

Women Get an Education

Awards
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 18, 2009, 11:16:45 AM: Awards

Women - Oh you shouldn't have. I just tried to do my best like anyone else would have.

Men (Especially DTM) - Why haven't I received more?!?

Autumn yard clean up
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 21, 2009, 04:11:48 AM: Autumn yard clean up

Women - I need all the leaves off the lawn .......NOW

Men - *woot* bonfire time

Bicycle puncture
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 26, 2009, 11:11:48 AM: Bicycle puncture (Wtf?)

Women - I need a big strong man to help me fix this

Men - Maybe if I fix that for her I'll get a sexual favor in return!

Friends with benefits
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 27, 2009, 02:26:21 AM: *laughs @WTF

Friends with benefits

Women - Great now I can tell him to pick up his undies and go home

Men - Great now I can roll over and go to sleep

(Oh come on! it begged to be said!)

"Doggie" Style (clarification sexual position number 42 in the Kama Sutra for those "tricky" ppl out there)

pssst btw I made that number up
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on October 27, 2009, 02:29:24 AM: (Its number 42 in the karma sutra? i thought it was higher )

Doggie Style

Men-I can watch tv while screwing her.

Women-Pull my hair bad boy

Fancy Dress/Cosplay
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 27, 2009, 02:40:22 AM: PMSL @ andone answer!
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 27, 2009, 09:14:28 AM: *blinks* And your response would be?

*shakes my head* Some people will do anything to get their name on the boards!

Fancy dress/ Cosplay

Women - I love getting all dressed up for my man in my very expensive and only worn once outfit

Men - I hope she doesn't yell when I rip all that clothing off of her body

Last Call
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on October 28, 2009, 02:00:55 AM: Last Call

Men-I want one bourben,one scoutch and one beerrrrrrrr

Women-He's late again

Orgies
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 28, 2009, 03:09:31 AM: I didn't have a response DTM I just found Andone answer a Hoot! :P

Orgies.

Men ~ Were are all the Angelina Jolie look a likes??? This isn't as I imagined!

Women ~ Please god let him shift over so I can get to her.

Water fights
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 28, 2009, 01:21:01 PM: Water fights

Men - It ain't over until she's been super soaked..... if you know what I mean? (Woot! A twofer!)

Women - He better not get any water on the furniture!

Rasslin!
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on October 28, 2009, 02:32:52 PM: umm i asume you mean Wrestling DTM lol

Rasslin/Wrestling

Men-Hit him with the chair

Women-MMM that's a sexy small package

Hair Dye
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 29, 2009, 01:53:46 AM: (Glad you knew what Rasslin was Andone, I thought of Rap music ???)

Hair Dye

Men ~ Does the carpet match the Drapes???

Women ~ Think I will be a redhead this week.

Knee Pads
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on October 29, 2009, 02:17:43 AM: (your welcome temptess how's it over in melbourne)

Knee Pads

Men-Saves my sore knees

Women-Not fashionable

Orgasms
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 29, 2009, 02:37:08 AM: (great weather! at the moment. Glad Winter is gone)

Orgasms

Women ~ YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

Men ~ yes

*best thing about being a girl *grins*

Stockings
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on October 29, 2009, 02:41:26 AM: (cool weathers been crazy here though agree on not missing winter)

Stockings

Men-Leave those one babe i want them on while we screw

Women-These black ones will drive him crazy

Roleplay sex
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on October 29, 2009, 09:46:00 AM: "Rasslin" as in made for t.v. type Andone. Wrestling would be more like the Olympics but you figured it out. *grins*

Roleplay Sex

Men - Ooo! Time for good teacher/ naught Catholic schoolgirl time!

Women - You want me to do what?!?

Goatees
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on October 30, 2009, 05:18:33 AM: Goatees

Women ~ Can I touch? - or- look at that jawline *mewls*

Men ~ I wonder if I can shape it into a point?

nipples
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on October 30, 2009, 07:35:47 PM: (Rasslin/Wrestling on TV either works for me DTM grins)

nipples

Men-suckle suckle

Women-Yes play with them bad boy

Swingers
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on November 02, 2009, 09:15:02 AM: Swingers

Women - I never!

Men - I wonder if she's bluffing?

Gay Bars
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on November 03, 2009, 06:16:01 AM: Gay Bars

Women ~ Oh, now I can get some styling tips

Men ~ Dave promised to meet me here at 8 !

Hair salons
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on November 03, 2009, 03:27:37 PM: Hair Salons.

Men-What a buzz cut coasts how much.

Women-Hair done already aww I wasn't finshed reading this magazine.

Wearing Leather
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: janey on November 04, 2009, 02:29:35 AM: Men - Wow I love to see a woman dressed in cow

Women - It makes my hips look big and i creak...bloody stuff *pouts*

Johnny Depp
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on November 04, 2009, 02:36:47 AM: Johnny Depp

Men-Meh pretty boy actor

Women-I want to have his babies

Football/Soccer
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: janey on November 04, 2009, 02:43:43 AM: Men - She's not with me honest

Women - COME ON YOU TIGERS!!!!!!!
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: janey on November 04, 2009, 02:44:36 AM: oops...

and the next one is maggots....hi andy
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on November 04, 2009, 03:00:23 AM: maggots

Men-Need some for fishing bait

Womem-EWWWWWWWWW

Spankings
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on November 04, 2009, 03:13:04 AM: Spankings

Women ~ Does my arse look big when pink?

Men ~ Harder baby harder *grins*

Dentists
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on November 04, 2009, 07:10:07 PM: Dentists

Men-No not the drill NOOOOOOOOO

Women-I need braces NOOOOOOOOOO

Sex outdoors
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on November 04, 2009, 10:09:51 PM: Sex outdoors

Women ~ Did you bring a rug? A pillow? What about my hair??

Men ~ Never really knew how much "bark burn"..kills the knees

Sex in the shower
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on November 04, 2009, 10:24:08 PM: Sex in the shower

Men-Move your hand lower baby

Women-Opps i dropped the soap

Skirts
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on November 05, 2009, 09:37:15 AM: Skirts

Women ~ Is it a Skirt alert day?

Men ~ Shorter baby shorter

Bra
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on November 05, 2009, 12:18:51 PM: Bra

Men - How the hell does this bloody thing unclasp?

Women - It's a front clasp honey.

Zippers
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on November 10, 2009, 04:46:17 AM: Zippers

Women ~ Baby? Can you unzip this for me?

Men ~ We have a bleeder!

Budgie smugglers ( I am hoping you do know what they are btw *laughs*)
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on November 10, 2009, 09:54:57 AM: Nopers!

Budgie smugglers

Women - You called me a what?

Men - I meant it as a compliment!

Roleplaying
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on November 11, 2009, 03:35:01 AM: Roleplaying

Women ~ Why are all the dice funny shapes? and whats a dungeon master is that kinky?

Men ~ *woot* school girl fantasy time

Umm Budgie smugglers .......are ...........I think you call them speedos for men?

http://images.google.com.au/images?hl=en&source=hp&q=budgie%20smugglers&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on November 11, 2009, 11:31:49 AM: Ahhhh Got it! Yes. Known as Speedos here.

*writes you a ticket while shaking my head*

Seems someone distracted herself though.

Next topic?
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on November 11, 2009, 10:28:16 PM: *sighs* and collects ticket........I must have lots now....but I wouldn't know .........can't count..... ::)

Breakfast
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on November 12, 2009, 05:55:30 PM: *laughing again*

It's that broken abacus I tell you!

Breakfast

Women - I'll have fruit but I really want Bacon.

Men - BACON!!!!!!!

Lipstick
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on November 12, 2009, 10:00:19 PM: Abacus are hard to find on ebay now.. I have a sneaky suspicion I may be responsible.
They don't really handle being stomped on by a pair of Lous very well. Cheap Chinese imports *mutters*

Lipstick

Women ~ "Oh I haven't got that colour *pulls out plastic*

Men ~ "sure that lipstick looks great honey"..."Just suck a little harder now"

Windows
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on November 13, 2009, 01:11:45 AM: I'm asuming Windows windows not the puter wondows so.

Men-Who left them open

Women Let some air in open them up.

Quckies.
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on November 13, 2009, 03:45:08 PM: Quckies? Is that some strange type of New Zealand Duck? *ponders*

Oooooh! Quickies! *grins*

Women - When isn't it a quickie with Flash here? *sighs*

Men - Five minutes is too enough time!

Dining out
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on November 15, 2009, 11:17:53 PM: Yes those Quickies DTM not the Quckies Ant Acides for stomach relief.

Men-How much is Dinner gonna cost.

Women-Mcdonalds isn't Dining Out

The Karma Sutra
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: janey on November 16, 2009, 09:20:13 AM: Men - Hell anything in here would be a bonus
Women - I'm not doing page 34 again I'm sick of having to get my ears syringed!

Horses
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on November 16, 2009, 11:27:44 AM: Good to see you here again janey!

Horses

Men - Now I have penis envy!

Women - Now this is what I call to riding!

Painting rooms
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on November 17, 2009, 02:09:02 AM: PMSL @ Janey

Painting rooms...

Men "Oh come on honey a 4 x 2 room begs for a heavy duty spray gun machine

Women ~ Honey? I don't like that colour ...we will need to redo

Fences
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on November 18, 2009, 03:08:05 PM: Fences

Men - Good way to keep the neighbo(u)rs aliens out of my yard

Women - I like sitting on them while shopping.

Roses
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on November 18, 2009, 11:45:31 PM: Roses

Women ~ love tokens

Men ~ What! You want how much for a dozen???

Paint Colo(u)rs
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on November 19, 2009, 12:51:19 AM: Paint Colours

Men-Red and Blue makes purple thats a cheep fix

Women-Honey that shades too light doesn't match the house.

Movies based on old TV Shows
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on November 23, 2009, 04:12:26 PM: Movies based on old shows

Women - Why?

Men - Batman! Suh-weet!

Outside Christmas lights
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on November 23, 2009, 04:17:20 PM: Outside Christmas Lights

Men-Watch this honey ..ummm they should be on in a sec

Women-Great you've blown out all the electricty in the street

Airports
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on November 24, 2009, 09:24:38 AM: LOL Good ones andy!

Airports

Men - Pack light and just get through security quickly

Women - But why can't I check four bags for a three day trip?

Vacations
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on November 24, 2009, 07:29:35 PM: Vacations

Men ~ Time away from the women at home spent searching for a women to be with, while consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Women ~ 5 star Spa Resort with girlfriends bemoaning about that there are no men around

Present Wrapping
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on November 25, 2009, 03:17:39 PM: lol Nice ones!

Present wrapping

Women - You must use just enough wrapping and tape to make it look pretty

Men - If I have a dozen rolls of tape I'm going to use a dozen rolls of tape!

Stocking stuffers
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on November 25, 2009, 11:45:52 PM: *laughs* so True!

Stocking Stuffers

Women ~ I just need to get a few more ( 6 hours later)

Men ~ What did I get???

Christmas Television Shows
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on November 26, 2009, 12:09:09 AM: Christmas Television Shows

Men-Its a repeat..again

Women-Haven't we seen this on DVD?

Sex during the Hoildays.
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on November 27, 2009, 12:27:23 PM: Sex in the holidays

Women ~ Feeling obligated to wear the too small or too big sexy lingerie you received from your SO for Christmas. _or_ Not tonight the guests might hear!

Men ~ Time to experiment!! Daily

Bathroom shelves
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on November 28, 2009, 09:57:33 PM: Bathroom Selves

Men-I'll hang them up later (said 3 months ago...)

Women-Hang them up now

Cyber Sex
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on November 30, 2009, 11:33:51 AM: Cyber Sex

Women - This is not at all like the real thing.

Men _ I so hope I'm not Cybering with an OMIB!

Older partners
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on December 01, 2009, 02:33:27 AM: Older Partners

Women ~ I wonder where he keeps his will....

Men ~ I wonder if she has a younger sister.

Diamonds
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 01, 2009, 01:16:37 PM: Diamonds

Women - Who needs flesh and blood best friends?

Men - I wonder when she'll realize it's zirconium?

Maturbation
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on December 02, 2009, 01:23:10 AM: Is Maturbation anything like Masturbation?
But just rugs going wild with the cheap throw rugs in the corner?

Masturbation.......*gives you the "s" for Christmas

Women ~ Where is my Rabbit!

Men ~ I wonder if you can get RSI from wanking

Arses
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on December 02, 2009, 02:07:34 AM: Arses

Men-Dam baby's got back

Women-Rub it go on stud

Titty fucks
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 03, 2009, 10:13:43 AM: Titty Fucks

Women - Does this really do anything for him?

Men - Your pulling my chest hairs off. Ouch!

Proper spelling

(Maturbation - When small rugs take over the downtown core forcing larger rugs to the suburbs. :P )
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on December 04, 2009, 05:38:26 AM: *laughs* @ chest hairs. Never had that.
Dang maybe I am doing it wrong!

Proper Spelling

Women ~ Heads ‘N’ Extras or Boyzone

Men ~ Pizza R Us or Guns ‘n’ Roses

Police
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 04, 2009, 11:26:33 AM: Police

Women - I love Sting's voice

Men - Pompous arrogant self righteous arse

U2
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on December 04, 2009, 01:50:09 PM: U2

Men-Bono is so annoying

Women-Bono is so cool

Soccer/Football
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 04, 2009, 03:35:12 PM: Soccer/Football

(Hmmm Two different sports here in the states!)

Women - I am the best soccer mom ever! I have an SUV and room for the entire team!

Men - This is so much cheaper then paying for all those pads for American style football. Go kids!

Babies
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on December 04, 2009, 06:14:57 PM: Babies

Women Awww how cute honey we should have one

Men-I'm NOT changing any diapers

Live Albums
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Magically Delicious on December 05, 2009, 07:06:47 AM: Live Albums

Women ~ tries to recall if I popped my top to get back stage at that show

Men ~ bases quality of the live show by how many girls popped their tops

Snowy afternoons
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 05, 2009, 12:55:29 PM: Snowy afternoons

Women - Time to lie on a rug in front of the fireplace and make sweet love to my man

Men - Two words: Snowmobiles!

Football season
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Magically Delicious on December 05, 2009, 03:02:15 PM: Football Season

Women - Suh-weet! Weekend afternoons are free to play with my lover.

Men - Finally! A time when I can sit with my hand down my pants in peace and quiet.

Christmas Traditions
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on December 06, 2009, 01:28:57 AM: Christmas Traditions

Women ~ Carols by Candlelight

Men ~ Boxing Day Test Match (aussie cricket reference)

Christmas Trees
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on December 06, 2009, 01:57:17 AM: (And we did that a few times here tess now play ODI's on boxing day)

Christmas Trees

Men- lets get a plastic one

Women-How to get all the decorations on

Dying your hair
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 07, 2009, 08:47:22 AM: Dying your hair

Men - Never even crossed my mind

Women - What should I look like this week?

Hair waxing
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on December 09, 2009, 11:28:50 PM: Hair waxing

Women ~ Heart shaped or landing strip this month...followed by I wonder if he would notice if I waxed his ear hairs while he sleeps....

Men ~ What Me Wax are you insane? followed by btw honey do you think you could "neaten" yourself up down there....

Candles
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 11, 2009, 05:11:28 PM: Ooooo So true tinks! *grins*

Candles

Women - Good things to have when the power goes out.

Men - Good things to have for dripping wax on her nipples.

Toupees
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on December 11, 2009, 09:18:30 PM: oooooo liked yours.

Toupees.

Women ~ Just shave your head ....pleaseeeeeee

Men ~ This makes me look 30 again!

Merkins *grins*
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Magically Delicious on December 14, 2009, 11:26:50 AM: Merkins

Women ~ wtf?

Men ~ wtf?

Granny panties
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on December 15, 2009, 01:50:39 AM: Granny panties

Women ~ The once a month .... bottom of the drawer comfort

Men ~ *shudders*

Nipple tassels
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 15, 2009, 01:51:26 PM: Ahhhh Merkins!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin

Who knew?

Nipple Tassels

Women - Who would wear those?

Men - Hellooooooooo Tassel Tuesday at the drive thru coffee shop! (Or so I have heard. *blinks*)

Plaid school girl skirts
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on December 15, 2009, 10:36:00 PM: Plaid School Skirts

Women ~ A daily uniform chore for 10 years plus

Men ~ Oh? You went to a catholic school? Umm Still have your uniform???

Technology
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on December 15, 2009, 10:52:21 PM: (Tries picturing tess in a plaid skirt ... :) huggs)

Technology

Men-The greatest thing Man has ever done-until the batteries go out

Women-What does this button do?

Christmas songs on the radio
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on December 15, 2009, 11:26:57 PM: No cute red skirt for me....a emerald green plaid.
(whispers........ looked like an leprechaun according to my brother mutters)

Christmas songs on the radio

Women ~ Enough all ready!

Men ~ Sings the dirty version over the radio version

Summer
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on December 16, 2009, 01:40:18 PM: (Still i'm sure your a sexy leprechaun tess :))

Summer

Men-Its cricket season

Women-Time to model my new bikini

Bikni's
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 19, 2009, 05:56:18 PM: Bikini

Women - Must lose 10 pounds before wearing one this summer!

Men - Where is that drive thru coffee place?

Christmas ornaments
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Magically Delicious on December 20, 2009, 11:03:48 AM: Christmas Ornaments

Women ~ Ooooh, shiny! And so many treasured memories...

Men ~ Whatever.

The Ideal Indoor Temperature in The Wintertime
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on December 21, 2009, 01:22:21 AM: The Ideal Indoor Temperature in The Wintertime

Women ~ Four Burly Naked Rugby guys and Me. *works in all seasons*

Men ~ 45 F and a pair of socks.

Power outages
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 21, 2009, 01:51:47 PM: Power Outages

Women - A chance to use all my candles and get the SO to make slow, sweet love to me on the rug in front of the fireplace.

Men - BBQ!!!!

Mistletoe
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Magically Delicious on December 21, 2009, 07:46:44 PM: Mistletoe

Women - sweet holiday kisses

Men - why doesn't she laugh anymore when I dangle it over my crotch?

Edible undies
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on December 22, 2009, 01:42:39 AM: PMSL @ Both

Edible undies

Women ~ He can't be serious.....does he have any idea how hard these are to put on.

Men ~ Strawberry!

Cock rings
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 22, 2009, 11:45:01 AM: Cock rings

Women - Maybe this will get us past the 2 minute mark!

Men - WTF?

Ring gags (With an image because I'm just helpful that way.)
(http://www.madame-s.com/images/items/rg01.jpg)
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on December 22, 2009, 11:49:34 PM: Yowza* thanks for the imagery

Women ~ Oh. I think that fixed my TMJ

Men ~ Open Wide baby...

White Sheets
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on December 23, 2009, 12:03:44 AM: White Sheets

Women Don't shoot your cum onto them

Men Mmm so softtttt.

Superheros
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Magically Delicious on December 26, 2009, 09:07:19 PM: Superheroes

Women ~ assume most are gay... not that there's anything wrong with that.

Men ~ assume most are gay, but still really want to be just like them.

Holiday costume play
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 29, 2009, 08:21:10 AM: Holiday Costume Play

Women - If I dress as naughty Mrs Claus it will drive him wild

Men - Maybe she'll dress like rudolph and we'll do it like the animals do!

New Years midnight kisses
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Magically Delicious on December 29, 2009, 08:53:52 PM: New Years Midnight Kisses

Women ~ this kiss will set the tone for our relationship for the new year!

Men ~ this kiss will set the tone for my new years blowjob.

Blowjobs in the coat room during a New Year's party
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on December 30, 2009, 08:24:49 AM: Blowjobs in the coat room during a New Year's party

Women - I can't believe I'm doing this!

Men - I can't believe she's doing this!

Kissing strangers on New Year's eve
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on December 30, 2009, 10:24:09 PM: Kissing strangers on New Year's eve

Women ~ A Free fall snogging event

Men ~ A Free fall snogging event

Hangovers
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on January 02, 2010, 03:21:59 PM: Hangovers

Men - Battle damaga after a good night of binge drinking!
Women - When the regret sets in on you you took home when drunk before puking.

Football
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on January 03, 2010, 08:36:24 PM: Football

Men-Go team and mmm cheerleaders

Women-Such tight pants and big muscles.

Glasses
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on January 03, 2010, 09:41:49 PM: Glasses

Men - Damn that librarian looks so hot with them on!
Women - Oh doctor, can you come closer so I can feel those glasses of yours?

Soccer
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on January 03, 2010, 09:56:26 PM: Soccer.

Men GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL.

Women. Nice shorts

Naughty School boy/girl
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on January 04, 2010, 11:24:55 AM: Naughty School Boy/Girl

Men - I so hope she wants to play naughty catholic school girl tonight!

Women - I can't believe I still fit in the plaid skirt!

New Year's Resolutions
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on January 04, 2010, 05:46:50 PM: New Year's Resolutions

Men-Smoking is out forever...well until the Super Bowl...then drinking out forever...until March Madness...

Women-Time to hit Jenny Craig...as in try her workouts until I give up and want to literally hit her.

Bluetooth Wireless Handless Phones for cars
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on January 04, 2010, 11:51:43 PM: Bluetooth Wireless Handless Phones for cars

Men-Cool phone sex while driving.

Women How do you text.

Short skirts
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on January 05, 2010, 09:04:19 AM: Short Skirts

Women - I hope I can pull this off!

Men - Easy access pass!

Getting hit on in bars
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on January 05, 2010, 08:07:43 PM: Getting hit on in bars

Men - Your room or mine?

Women - EEEEP! *gets out the pepper spray*

Pepper Spray
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on January 05, 2010, 10:08:06 PM: Pepper Spray

Women ~ A handbag(purse) essential

Men ~ Wonder what it would taste like if I sprayed it on that BBQ steak?

BBQ
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on January 06, 2010, 04:48:02 PM: BBQ

Men - I'm king of the grill!!!!!!

Women - I'll have the emergency room number ready...

Hospitals
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on January 06, 2010, 04:54:27 PM: Hospitals

Men MMMM sexy nurses

Women MMMM Sexy doctors

Tennis
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on January 07, 2010, 02:12:16 AM: Tennis

Women ~ Oh! that's what I need! a New Tennis bracelet

Men ~ I reckon I could still jump that net

Sumo wrestling
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on January 07, 2010, 09:49:06 AM: Sumo Wrestling

Women - That is just gross!

Men - That little strap in the ass has got to hurt!

Orgies
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on January 07, 2010, 05:52:15 PM: Orgies

Men - OK who spanked me just now?!

Women - mmmmmmmm more cock!

Exercise machines
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on January 07, 2010, 06:02:16 PM: Exercise machines.

Men How does this go together.

Women You still haven't put it together.

Fanboys/girls
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on January 07, 2010, 11:29:20 PM: Fanboys/girls

Men - AH MY EARS! Put the yaoi away too!

Women - Ugh they all ran to meet some Lucas guy and left me alone...

Pie
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on January 11, 2010, 10:13:33 AM: Pie

Women - I'll just have a sliver with no whip cream please.

Men - I'll just have the rest thanks!

Sexting
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Magically Delicious on January 11, 2010, 09:41:42 PM: Sexting

Women ~ what a delicious shiver that sent directly to my clit!

Men ~ maybe, just maybe she'll blow me when she gets home from work....

Can't Wait To Get Through The Front Door Sex
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on January 11, 2010, 09:46:11 PM: Can't Wait To Get Through The Front Door Sex

Men-Where's that stupid key

Women Hurry up i'm wet already.

Rough sex
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on January 12, 2010, 09:11:38 AM: Rough Sex

Women - Just fucking fuck me already!

Men - Which table should I throw her on?

Slow, gentle sex
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Magically Delicious on January 12, 2010, 07:25:27 PM: Slow, Gentle Sex

Women - awwww, he doesn't think I'm just some slut to use

Men - maybe she'll let me fuck her like a slut after this

Sluts
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on January 12, 2010, 07:51:43 PM: Sluts

Men-I love boing the nasty with them

Women-Dirty but sometimes fun

Shy guy/gal
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on January 12, 2010, 11:17:58 PM: Shy guy/gal

Hinata from Naruto to represent shygals - I...I hope I can...be your...sweetheart Naruto...

(http://fc00.deviantart.com/fs38/f/2008/360/8/d/Cute_Hinata_by_BoredomRules.jpg)

Quatre from Gundam Wing to represent shyguys - Wha...what is this yaoi about? Is it something I can get from my college?

(http://www.babaca.org/signal55b.jpg)

Judges
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Magically Delicious on January 16, 2010, 01:48:25 PM: Judges

Men - sleeping with contestants is part of the perks for judging the Miss Hickerbillyberry pageant, right?

Women - if I show off my cleavage, that judge will waive these parking tickets, right?

Cleavage
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on January 16, 2010, 02:59:57 PM: Cleavage

Men Oh bewbies so big and bouncy

Women Like the view sexy

Panties
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on January 16, 2010, 06:05:27 PM: Panties

Men - Oh I saw a panty shot!

Women - Hmm...do I wear the lacy ones or the silk ones today?

Credit Cards
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on January 16, 2010, 09:46:26 PM: Credit Cards

Women ~ I will take that on plastic thanks. Oh and that too.

Men ~ Wonder if my card limit is enough for that BMW.

Cheque (or check) books
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on January 17, 2010, 09:26:28 PM: Cheque (or check) books

Women - Oh a blank one, time to shop until I drop.

Men - Ummmm, can I buy gum with this?

Dogs
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on January 17, 2010, 09:46:53 PM: Dogs

Men who's a good boy

Women your feeding him

Tank tops
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on January 17, 2010, 10:29:43 PM: Tank Tops

Men - It shows off my muscles as I flex.

Women - Yet I try one on and can't keep my boobs from slipping out, oops. ;)

Pirates
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on January 18, 2010, 12:12:39 AM: Pirates

Men - I'm going to raid your treasure!

Women - Mmm... Johnny Depp was hot in Pirates of the Caribbean.

Maids
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on January 18, 2010, 03:09:49 PM: Maids

Women - Would you like me to use my feather duster...if you know what I mean?

Men - Oh man I want a whole harem of maids like in anime!

Frogs
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on January 18, 2010, 05:37:17 PM: Frogs

Men - I want one as a pet.

Women - Ew, honey, keep it outside.

Train travel
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on January 18, 2010, 07:57:05 PM: Train Travel

Men - Time to find some lonely lady in her cabin for a makeout session.

Women - Oh Mr. Conductor, want to ride on my caboose?

3D Movies
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on January 18, 2010, 09:16:50 PM: 3D Movies

Men - Oh, how cool!

Women - When we finish with the movie, want to go have some fun?

Backpacks
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on January 20, 2010, 01:29:28 AM: Backpacks

Women ~ What colour do they come in?

Men ~ Does it have a pocket for my spare ammo?

Bras
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on January 20, 2010, 01:43:34 AM: Bras

Men How do i undo it

Women This isn't keeping my breasts up

Secritaries
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on January 20, 2010, 08:15:31 AM: Secretaries

Men - Oh secretary, I need you to do a little "dictation" if you know what I mean?

Women - Glasses, tight suit, and no panties, I'm good to go to work now!

Snowmobiles
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on January 21, 2010, 12:06:03 AM: Snowmobiles

Men - Yeah, buddy, it's time to go test this thing out!

Women - May I ride along, too?

Sexy underwear
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on January 21, 2010, 07:11:37 AM: Sexy Underwear

Women - Does this expose my pussy through the fabric?

Men - How about I test it for elasticity...if you know what I mean?

Nipple Clamps
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on January 22, 2010, 11:31:06 AM: Nipple Clamps

Women ~ You call that tight?

Men ~ Noooo No No just on you...

Cock rings
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on January 22, 2010, 01:27:33 PM: Cock Rings

Men - COME ON! Let me take it off, we did it for 7 straight hours and I need to cum!

Women - Hee hee let's got for another 3 hours and I'll think about it...

Chocolate
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on January 22, 2010, 10:41:43 PM: Chocolate.

Men mmm can i eat it off you

Women Pour it on me baby

Nightclubs
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on January 23, 2010, 10:32:47 AM: Nightclubs

Men - Alright I'm in my hottest clothes and it's time to show I'm a chick magnet with my dancing skills!

Women - Ladies, you may commence your date searching now.

Dancing
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on January 23, 2010, 02:09:09 PM: Dancing

Women - Oh, take me dancing, honey.

Men - I can get a good feel of her body when she's close like this.

Honey
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on January 23, 2010, 05:10:53 PM: Honey

Men - It goes on my pancakes or cereal!

Women - That's what you call me! Wanna take a lick and taste of your honey? ;)

Firefighters
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on January 23, 2010, 05:40:36 PM: Firefighters.

Men Hot a fire i can put out

Women Mmmm sexy uniform

Martial Arts movies
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on January 23, 2010, 06:58:10 PM: Martial Arts Movies

Women - Bruce Lee: still HOT today!

Men - My idea of an excellent movie night: Stephen Chow, Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, Jet Li, Tony Jaa and more!

Transformers
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on January 28, 2010, 03:14:04 AM: Transformers

Men Robots in disguise

Women Ginat robots oh my

Casual Sex
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on January 28, 2010, 04:50:47 PM: Casual Sex

Women - It's good for a quickie on the fly during the lunch break.

Men - Blowjobs, blowjobs and more blowjobs please!

Cookies
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Tinks (NSFW) on January 29, 2010, 01:45:43 PM: Cookies

Women _ Does it come with chocolate and how many calories per bite?

Men _ "and then you stir in the hash".....

Surfing
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on January 29, 2010, 06:56:32 PM: Surfing

Women - That's the thing you do on the internet yes?

Men - I can hang ten! Watch me take on this wave!

Grammy Awards
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on January 29, 2010, 08:37:52 PM: Grammy Awards

Men -Awww a Grammy (to borrow from the simpsons)

Women-Why's it shaped like a grammer phone

Hair Bangs
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on January 29, 2010, 08:44:58 PM: Hair Bangs

Men - Dang it I can't see her lovely eyes!

Women - But it hides them so I look cute and shy...which I might or might not be! (see Nodoka in the pic, heh)

Reading

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Post by: luvsev on February 01, 2010, 11:55:34 PM: Reading

Men - Do the stories in Penthouse or Playboy count?

Women - I'm reading the latest in Oprah's book club.

Book Clubs
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on February 02, 2010, 01:02:46 AM: Book Clubs

Women - Tonight we'll be talking about the latest book by Danielle Steele.

Men - And tonight as the ladies do that I'm sneaking out to the bowling alley...

Bowling
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on February 02, 2010, 03:44:14 PM: Bowling

Men - Time to kick some butt and have some beer with my buddies.

Women - The girls and I have joined a new league!

Kisses
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on February 02, 2010, 08:40:49 PM: Kisses

Men - We're going to French this time, right?

Women - Mmmmm take it nice and slow...make it last forever...

Hugs
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 03, 2010, 09:40:20 AM: Hugs

Women - I love when he's tender like this

Men - I wonder if she'll mind if I squeeze her ass?

Lingerie
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on February 03, 2010, 01:34:16 PM: Lingerie

Women - Doesn't this look hot on me?

Men - Yes, especially since it doesn't look so hot on me!

The Super Bowl
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on February 04, 2010, 01:06:02 AM: The Super Bowl

Men - My team better win!

Women - I guess I'll find something else to do while it's on.

Pets
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on February 04, 2010, 09:12:42 AM: Pets

Men - Man's best friend is his pet dog!

Women - My feline is a very good pussy, yes she's a good pet indeed!

Martial Arts
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on February 04, 2010, 04:16:15 PM: Martial Arts

Men - I can fight in more than one way and keep my body in shape.

Women - Takes a lot of discipline, plus seeing those hot men working out is worth my time. :)

Kinks
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on February 04, 2010, 06:58:19 PM: Kinks

Women - What I like for my man to give me in bed.

Men - What I work out of my back everyday!

Fedoras
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on February 05, 2010, 12:15:48 AM: Fedoras

Men - Man, that hat is sharp!

Women - He looks good in that hat.

Clowns
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on February 05, 2010, 06:43:47 PM: Clowns

Women - Like me in this Harley Quinn cosplay?

Men - OH HELL YEAH! Play with my balloon toy now! And bring your lesbian clown friend!
http://xhamster.com/movies/173426/lesbian_clowns_f70.html

Nachos

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Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on February 08, 2010, 04:53:08 PM: Nachos

Men - Hell, yeah, pile them on my plate!

Women - I probably shouldn't, but I love them so much.

making out at the cinema
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on February 08, 2010, 06:57:16 PM: making out at the cinema

Men-Kissing in the back row of the movies on a saturday night

Women-Mmmm popcorny

Figure Skating
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on February 08, 2010, 08:26:56 PM: Yay welcome back andone!

Figure Skating

Men - I used to figure skate...yeah...and spandex is TIGHT on the junk!

Women - Oh man give me Victor Plusencko skating to Sex Bomb anyday!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXSXEPCDYjY

Bobsledding
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: luvsev on February 09, 2010, 05:12:40 PM: Bobsledding

Men - Maybe my team will win this year.

Women - I'd like to try that; it looks sort of fun.

Snow!
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: DTM (Wet and grey) on February 09, 2010, 06:08:26 PM: Snow

Women - Everything is so pretty with this blanket of white!

Men - Shoveling snow sucks!

Olympic ticket prices
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on February 10, 2010, 09:31:45 AM: Olympic ticket prices

Women - You paid how much to get those?!

Men - Well at least I was able to buy some via the lottery for them and got...figure skating, CRAP!

Engrish

(Example of Engrish : http://www.dailybento.com/2010/02/engrish-soon-fatt/ )
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on February 10, 2010, 11:18:16 PM: Engrish

Men Cause I speak good Engrish

Women Did that say what i thought it did.

Spandex
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on February 10, 2010, 11:58:24 PM: Spandex

Women - Hope you can see all of my curves now!

Men - DANG it clutches my manhood like a biatch!

Curling
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on March 06, 2010, 07:49:18 PM: Curling.

Men-Wait i can use the broom for a sport.

Women-I'm not wearing those pants for this.

Elections
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on March 06, 2010, 08:21:20 PM: lol Yes if referring to the checkered Norwegian pants, NO ONE should wear those.

Elections

Men - We need to look over all the choices, about the tax cuts, watch CNN for updates...

Women - OK who is not too old to maybe screw in bed, he's the one I'll pick.

Programming the VCR/Tivo/DVR
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on June 15, 2010, 04:27:15 AM: Programming the VCR/Tivo/DVR

Men- Press this and then this okay that should work.

Women-Honey could you tape all my shows please.

Soccer
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on June 19, 2010, 07:31:10 AM: Soccer

Men - All right the World Cup is on-month long soccer games!

Women - Hmm wonder if he'd prefer maybe if I blew on his vuvuzela and play with his soccer balls...

Summer Weather
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on February 23, 2011, 05:17:38 PM: Bringing some old games back to the forefront with rule reminders!

You'll be given a topic and then you must give an answer given by men, then by women, and then post another topic.

EXAMPLE: Shoes
Men: My working shoes and my running shoes
Women: Hmm, where to begin with my 30 pairs?

Your latest word of topic is:

Summer Weather
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on March 10, 2011, 07:18:31 PM: Summer Weather

Men-Time for babes in bikini;s

Women- Time to show off my bikini

Adult novelties stores.
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on March 27, 2011, 12:44:05 AM: Adult novelties stores

Women-So many dildos and vibes...so little time...

Men-Ummm I'd like to get this cock pump and blow up doll...

Movie Preferences
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: andone on April 10, 2011, 01:32:37 AM: Movie Preferences

Men-Anything with guns,car chases ,blood and lots and lots of Explosions

Women- Something romantic with kisses and hot guys.

Wrestling
Title: Re: What men think of/What women think of
Post by: Haruhifan on April 18, 2011, 02:50:30 AM: Wrestling

Women-I love the sweaty men grappling like the Rock and Randy Orton. *cue fangirl screams*

Men-I love the slick action in ring and hot promos from CM Punk and Chris Jericho! *cue fanboy cheers*

Cosplay