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General => The Salon => Topic started by: Haruhifan on March 23, 2012, 12:31:50 PM
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Hey folks, it's time for a new forum game!
Simply give a sentence made up about something topical but leave a blank for people to give an answer; it can be 1 word if it works or a sentence. Anyone including the submitter can give an answer so long as with the reply a new phrase to complete is given for everyone to try.
I'll start you off with:
Spring showers are wetter than _________.
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Spring Showers are Wetter than French Kisses.
Panties are Silkier than _______
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Panties are Silkier than milk cream.
Also try: Picking the NCCA Final Four was harder than __________.
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Picking the NCAA Final Four was harder than picking a DVD to watch.
Chosing new glasses is like ______
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Choosing new glasses is like picking from the buffet selection of Rush Hour 2 (don't rush the black man!) ::)
Give a try with: Lin-sanity fizzled out faster than ________.
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Lin-sanity fizzled out faster than a Kardashian marriage.
Also try: The weather has been wilder than _________.
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The weather has been wilder than Celbrity fashion
Wrestlemania 28 is going to be ______
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Wrestlemania 28 is going to be louder than fangirls seeing yaoi.
Also try: Mowing the lawn is more exciting than _______.
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Mowing the lawn is more exciting than Completing that 1000 piece puzzle.
This road trip is gonna be longer than ______
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This road trip is gonna be longer than the extended version of the Lord of the Rings.
This road trip is gonna be longer than 1 fight in Dragonball Z.
This road trip is gonna be longer than my manhood...oh yeah.
Also try:
The purchase of the LA Dodgers for $2 billion is more expensive than _________.
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The purchase of the LA Dodgers for $2 billion is more expensive than Manchester City's whole squard
The purchase of the LA Dodgers for $2 billion is more expensive than My new glasses were
The purchase of the LA Dodgers for $2 billion is more expensive than the Fire Nation palace in Avatar the last Air bender
Try This party was wilder than _____
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This party was wilder than the set of Jersey Shore.
This party was wilder than last year's Boston Red Sox dugout.
Give a try with:
Violin lessons are easy compared to ___________.
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Violin lessons are easy compared to writing with writers block
Violin lessons are easy compared to picking a presidentail Candidate
Violin lessons are easy compared to singing songs from musical's.
Try . This snuggling together is hotter than ___________
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This snuggling together is hotter than the side of the Sun.
This snuggling together is hotter than hot fondue pouring on freshly baked cake.
Give a try with: She was so dumb, she thought football was _________.
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She was so dumb, she thought football involved foot massaging athletes' ballsacks.
Also try: "_______ is harder to close than a Blue Jays baseball game."
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"My wallet is harder to close than a Blue Jays baseball game."
try Seeing the Avengers was cooler than _________
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Seeing the Avengers was cooler than being in the hentai room with voice actors.
Give a shot with: WWE Raw is more confusing than __________.
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WWE Raw is more confusing than figuring out the plot of anime from EVA to Rock Lee.
WWE Raw is more confusing than deciphering an umpire's strike zone.
WWE Raw is more confusing than going into the mind of this generation's children waiting in line for Justin Bieber...for days.
Also try: The European Cup of Soccer is more exciting than __________.
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The European Cup is more exciting than fireworks in the sky.
Give a shot with: It's hotter outside than ________.
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It's hotter outside than a Konoha orgy!
Try also:
Political elections are more confusing than __________.
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Political elections are more confusing than a Rock Lee spinoff episode.
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Nice!
Try now:
A good remedy for boredom is ___________.
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A good remedy for boredom is porn.
Well I'm stating the obvious. ;D
This from the radio.
Try: Boston Red Sox Manager Bobby Valentine thinks he'll return to Boston in 2012. He also thinks ____________.
(Hint: HE'S CRAZY!)
I'll even start you off.
Boston Red Sox Manager Bobby Valentine thinks he'll return to Boston in 2012. He also thinks NFL replacement refs were awesome!
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Boston Red Sox Manager Bobby Valentine thinks he'll return to Boston in 2012. He also thinks Mike Tyson is a pretty tame fellow.
Boston Red Sox Manager Bobby Valentine thinks he'll return to Boston in 2012. He also thinks Jersey Shore is our generation's Shakespeare.
Boston Red Sox Manager Bobby Valentine thinks he'll return to Boston in 2012. He also thinks that donuts make a nutritious breakfast.
Also try: Instead of waiting for hockey to return, I'd rather _________.
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Instead of waiting for hockey to return, I'd rather go through my hentai collection.
Try out: Instead of candy, the strip club gave out ________ for Halloween.
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Instead of candy, the strip club gave out Candy Strippers for Halloween.
Also try: Mother Nature is wacky right now because _________.
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Mother Nature is wacky right now because she isn't getting any from Father Time!
Also try: For Valentine's Day, the strip club decided instead of flowers to give out ________ instead.