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Peruse the feral plot bunnies, they are all up for adoption and taming! Let us know if you take one home.
-README- What is a Plot Bunny.htm
How to tell if that thing on your leg is a Plot Bunny or a Dust Bunny.
What Is A Plot Bunny?
How to recognise the PB (Plot Bunny) in its natural environment.
A Plot Bunny is a cute furry creature that you noticed following you around during your lunch break or that woke you up in the middle of the night, and that, when you let it get close enough to you to pet it, jumped up and attached itself to your calf. It is so insistent in its hunger for your attention that you feel compelled to tend to it, even at the expense of other things. Before it gnaws through your Achilles tendon, trapping you permanently in front of your computer, you feel you need to do something drastic to dislodge it.
Do YOU have a PB problem?
If you are a lady of leisure, or have a government job, you probably have time to nurture and fuss over all your Plot Bunnies, and will likely never consider one a problem.
However, if you have a finite amount of time to spend on tending your pre-existing Bunny colony, you may find the addition of another one just a little too much burden and responsibility. That's where the WIKTT 'Capture and Release' program comes in.
The WIKTT 'Capture and Release' program.
The eggheads and technophiles at WIKTT have laboured long and hard to come up with a precise and reliable way for you to divest yourself of your unwanted Plot Bunnies. Oh, by the way, don't feel ashamed of not wanting a PB - we know that in this culture, authors are raised to think that they should *want* to nurture and develop *every* Plot Bunny, no matter how irascible or unwieldy it is, but we at WIKTT know that, in the real world, there are some PBs that an author is just more attached to. It is a Law of Nature for an author to favour one Plot Bunny over another, and we're just glad that we have a system now that will ensure that no PB need ever die of neglect.
It's also a fact that Plot Bunnies need a certain amount of care and attention in order to thrive. If an author is stretching herself too thin by trying to care for an overly-large brood, all her Plot Bunnies might suffer, and few (if any) will live long enough to reach maturity.
Furthermore, it's a sad thing, but some authors (due to an overly-complex RL (Real Life) or possibly a vitamin deficiency) are shunned by the same Plot Bunnies who seem to flock to others; and these poor bereft authors would have their lives immeasurably enriched by being allowed to adopt one or two of your extras.
How do you use the program?
The process is simple and automated. Just describe your Plot Bunny (briefly, in depth, it's up to you) in an .htm or .txt file, and upload the description to the 'Plot Bunnies' folder. Your Plot Bunny will then be humanely captured by the WIKTT C&R Team, where it will be ensconced in our luxurious, De-Lux Plot Bunny Paddock, where it will receive the best of everything until it is adopted. Please note that a plot bunny is not a "write a story based upon this song" request.
A description of the PB will be made available to all the other authors on the list, and it may be adopted by one, or shared among several, of our esteemed members.
Is it safe? Will the bunnies be hurt?
It is perfectly safe. Plot Bunny Character Patterning and Digitization™ is quick, painless, and not even scary or traumatic to the bunny.
What if I change my mind. Can I get my bunny back?
Once you have surrendered your bunny, you may not get it back.
No, just a little Plot Bunny humour there. Of course, as long as the bunny's description remains in the 'Plot Bunnies' folder, you have every right to reclaim your bunny, or even to temporarily borrow, or even modify it. It's up to you!
This is a moderately funny document, but I still don't know what a Plot Bunny is.
Some people, due to over-exposure to television, UV rays, or Mac-based flat file Database Systems, have lost the ability to see Plot Bunnies.
To those of you who are affected, a Plot Bunny will take the form of a storyline that you are very inspired, entertained or excited by, but which you think it unlikely or impossible that you will ever write up. Perhaps you are too busy, or the story is just not your style, or you don't want to divert your creative resources away from other stories you are currently working on.
At any rate, you generously want to make the idea available to others, in the hopes that someone will adopt the storyline and write it up.
You may ask yourself, what is the difference between a Plot Bunny and a Challenge? The answer to that lies in the sister document to this one, the README File in the Challenges folder.
Once you decide to donate your Plot Bunny to the group, just write it up, in as much or as little detail as you wish, and post it in the folder where you found this file. It will be available to any and all other members, and one or more may take you up on your offer. If you ever change your mind about donating your Plot Bunny, you can just delete your description without prejudice.
If you are here because you want to adopt a Plot Bunny (I recommend a course of vitamins), you may use any or all of the ideas in any or all of the Plot Bunny files, and write up the storyline any way you wish. Unlike Challenges, where the requirements are strictly-adhered-to, when someone donates a Plot Bunny, it is available in part or in toto, and you can twist, stretch, squish and otherwise manipulate the originator's idea in whatever ways you wish.
Thanks,
SilentG.
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Hello All... I have a plot that is burning a hole in my mind and I literally can't stop thinking about it.
Is anyone interested in doing a SS/HG multi-chapter collaboration with me regarding this premise:
Idea:
I was thinking this would be a massive story - Actually two separate stories on the same plot. I'm still working out the kinks but here is the gist of it.
Two Dimensions
Canon and Fanon
In both dimensions - Hermione is in her 7th year and has the use of the time turner - now before you groan - this will be different. Both Hermiones use the time turner at the same time, in the same place and cause a rip in the time stream causing both Hermiones to switch universes.
In canon universe - everything would be the same from where HBP left off
In Fanon universe - Hermione is secretly in a relationship with Professor Snape, Dumbledore is alive and well yet I was thinking he could be the malevolent being rather than Voldemort, the other characters would be slightly different.
So you have both Hermiones in different dimensions. Can Fanon Hermione teach Snape how to forgive himself and love. Can Canon Hermione accept that love can come from a strange source and accept it?
What do you think? Anyone interested? Let me know.
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Plot Bunny - Turn About is Fair Play, They Say... by Bleak_December07 Major HBP spoilers ahead! A very interesting plot bunny created by a very twisted mind...
Turn About Plot Bunny:
WARNING: Major HBP spoilers ahead.
Okay, here's the poop:
At the end of 'The Flight of the HBP', Harry chases Snape out of the castle, and
they have their little exchange, Snape doesn't kill Harry, and he gets away.
But here's my idea:
Harry is SO mad at Severus for killing Dumbledore. Somehow (you come in here),
Hermione has caught up with them and she (being all smart) has reasoned out
that Snape is innocent. She begs Harry not to do anything to him, but Harry,
filled with a righteous rage, points his wand at Snape and screams "AVADA KEDAVRA!!"
But Hermione shouts "NO!!" and steps in front of Snape, pushing
him out of harms way and getting hit by the deadly green light, thereby sacraficing
herself to protect Severus. This is a sacrafice of love, the same kind that
Lily did to baby Harry.
Seeing that his killing curse hit his best friend, and instead of being
mortified that he killed her, he gets even more angry at Snape, believing that
somehow HE had killed her, not himself. He points his wand at Severus again
and screams "AVADA KEDAVRA!!" But due to the loving selfless act of Hermione,
Snape's body repels the curse, which backfires on Harry.
All that is left of Harry is his lingering 'spirit', or whatever Voldemort was
reduced to after he had failed to murder Harry long ago. Snape is left with a
lightning-bold shaped scar on his forehead. Harry now has to find some weak-
willed body to possess until he can recreate a body of his own (like Voldemort).
This is meant to be a parody of sorts and not too angsty. As they say, Turn-About
is fair play, except in this instance. Have fun with this, but if you must make it
heart-wrenching, a happy ending is what I must have. Maybe Sevvie can find a
way to bring Hermione back to life and
they live happily ever after?
This can be a one-shot if you like, or a multi-chapter story.
If you have questions, or are planning to take up this challenge
If you're going to post your response on another website,please put a link to
it in this challenge folder. Thank you, and have fun with this!
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Magical Slaves The Wizarding World does not exist, and magical folks have been enslaved for generations.
So, why do I get all the really weird Harry Potter-type dreams? Alas, it's a rabid plot bunny the likes of which I'll never get around to writing, so feel free to kidnap it and see if it'll continue to breed for you!
Magical Slavery.
There is no "Wizarding World". Many centuries ago, magical folk were caught off-guard (when? I dunno… during the plagues, maybe?) and the survivors were enslaved by very clever muggles. Possibly in cahoots with other wizards of ill-repute, who also fell into slavery themselves.
The slaves (property, House Mages, whatever they are called) are owned mostly by big corporations, hospitals, and of course, the very, very rich and powerful. Some have even been bred like pedigreed show animals (and there are shows, too, for the very best breeding of magicals, for looks, smarts, talent, even brute strength!). The others, of course, are from sturdy, reliable stock for magical talent as well as fertility. And then, there are the half-breeds and Surprises (Muggleborn).
"Mating" with a magical is considered to be akin to bestiality and very much outlawed (who knows what radical Surprises would show up in the human gene pool!). Surprises, are of course, that radical gene popping up in the human gene pool, and often difficult to detect until they "spark".
The entire world is rife with bigotry in the extreme, even among the enslaved magicals themselves. After all, the "Show Breeds" don't actually do any heavy labour or other demeaning work outside of the show arena. The other non Show magicals are often found employed by manufacturing companies and hospitals. The Suprises and Halfbreeds are often found in the worst of places, usually research labs, S&M brothels and The Dark Circus (A very, very dark Cirque de Soliel). That is, after they've been put through "Re-Education" at the Hogwarts facility.
No magical ever wants to be sent to the Hogwarts facility. It's the worst of the worst nightmare, to be sent there.
And if, for some reason, the stubborn magical can't be re-educated, they can be sent to the breeding pens. (Breeding pens were used for "experimental breeding, whatever that was). Waste not, want not.
Severus is a stubborn half-breed, having been "re-educated" twice now. He's on his last chance to fit into his place in society. He's been hiding his intellect and love of reading (only the best behaved of slaves can read!) behind his snarling, surly mood and less-than-pleasant looks. He's constantly on the lookout for an escape. Where to, he doesn't know, but there must be a better place out there (he's a deep-in-the-closet optimist).
Hermione has been in hiding as a normal human girl all her life. However, it 17, she accidentally "Sparked" in public and injured several people in the process. That she was being attacked by a gang who had clear intentions on raping her and worse was of no consequence. She was not human, and therefore, not entitled to any sort of protections under the law. (The gang, however, was prosecuted for trying to "mate" with a non-human). She was collared (some weird technology that was a magic-dampener) and dragged kicking and screaming from her home while her parents were left to explain why they hadn't turned her over years ago…
Needless to say, she's sent straight away to Hogwarts for re-education. She's not much on looks, but has a nasty temper and is wicked smart. Needless to say, Hermione and Severus end up doing a lot of "re-education" time together.
I woke up somewhere about the time they were sent to the Circus…
Like I said. Weird.
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Mermaid forever? Hermione is hit with the Mermaid’s Curse and is forced to return to the water every night. She must marry to lift the curse or lose her magic and become a mermaid forever
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Pensieve Plotbunny : HG/SS
Basically, Severus gets stuck in his pensieve.
Hermione is the new Potions Mistress, finds Severus' pensieve, and realizes that there may be a chance of bringing him back . . . or something like that.
How does he get trapped?
1. Maybe Lucius finds out that Severus is a spy and makes the pensieve into a booby trap where Severus' consciousness gets trapped. And his body is in a coma-like state.
2. Maybe Lucius finds out that Severus is a spy and takes matters into his own hands. While Severus is in his rooms going thru his pensieve or "making a deposit", Lucius breaks into his rooms and Avada Kedavras Severus' body - killing his body, but his mind is trapped in the pensieve.
Something along those lines. I dunno. Whatever you can come up with.
I'm a ideas person, and an editor-type person . . . but not really a write-a-story person. ;)
Thanks.
Severuslave.
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okay, the point of this plot bunny is simple, Hermione gets tired of Severus' constantly greasy hair and decides to wash it for him.
What should happen:
1. severus' hair getting washed
2. Severus' secret guilty pleasure: bubble baths
Have fun!
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I tried to write this story, but I’m really no good so I decided to let someone else try.
This is also in the Challenge section in the Harry Potter section of AFF.net
The basic plot is this:
*Hermione is captured sometime during her seventh year at Hogwarts by Voldy.
*She goes missing for 2 years and no one knows where she is.
*But Voldy is training her to be a sort of “replacement” for him should Potter actually defeat him.
*So after two years of training Voldy introduces her to the DEs as his Dark Princess.
*Snape is found out being a spy and “sentenced” to teach Hermione some difficult dark potions or something.
*Stuff happens…one thing leads to another…you do the rest.
I have always pictured a quick thinking Hermione who doesn’t really turn dark but you can write it however you want. I release this bunny back to the wild.
So that’s basically it. I would love to read this story so please someone try it.
Thank you,
ArienAstera
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Whoever adopts this, please post this fic under "Sex Ed Challenge" in the Challenges section. Thanks so much!
- BY ORDER OF -
The Ministry of Magic
All Hogwarts Students, Year 4 and above, are hereafter required to attend a three-week Sexual Education course.
Due to the incline of Hogwarts dropouts due to teenage pregnany, it has been decided that a course created to inform students about reproduction will help to lower the amount of dropouts.
Sexual Education is a mandatory class. No students Year 4 and above are permitted to be excused from this course.
The above is in accordance with Educational Decree Number Twenty Nine.
Signed:
Cornelius Fudge
Minister of Magic
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“ABSOLUTELY NOT!”
“Now Severus, be reasonable…” said Albus Dumbledore in a soothing tone, which was surprising as Severus was advancing menacingly on the older man.
“I will not, will NOT, be forced to teach a bloody SEXUAL EDUCATION CLASS!” shouted Severus Snape. “Have you lost your mind, old man?”
“Severus,” Albus said calmly. “Someone needs to teach this course. Now, as…”
“So get someone ELSE! Why is it always ME?”
“…As it would be awkward for both the Professor and the students for an older Professor to teach this course, you are the obvious answer, being the only Professor residing in the school who is under the age of sixty,” said Albus.
Turning away from Dumbledore, Severus walked over to the back wall of the circular office and slammed his fist against it in a temper.
Spinning around quickly, Severus stormed over to Albus and stopped in front of him, glaring down his nose at the annoyingly bright eyes.
“Give me one good reason why I should take this post,” spat Severus.
Albus grinned. “Because if you don’t, I shall ‘accidentally’ inform the staff about…(*loud sneezing from Phineas Nigellus*).”
“Fine…you win.”
~*~*~*~
“Greasy git.”
Chatting merrily, Harry, Ron, and Hermione entered the Gryffindor common room. It was a crisp autumn day, and the windows of the room were wide open so that its occupants could enjoy the cool breeze.
But something was off in the common room that day. Lavender Brown and Parvati Patil were sitting on the sofa, giggling as usual, but they weren’t the only ones. All around the room were girls giggling like mad. None of the boys were giggling like idiots, though. Every single male that was in the common room (save for Harry and Ron, who were thoughorly confused) was sitting somewhere with a stony, emotionless look on their face.
“What’s going on?” whispered Hermione to her friends.
“No idea,” said Ron, plopping down on a plush red sofa next to Neville Longbottom.
“What’s up, Neville?” questioned Harry. In response, Neville jabbed his thumb in the direction of the large bulletin board that hung from the wall next to them.
The trio hopped up from their seats and strode over to the bulletin board. “Uh oh,” said Harry in a worried voice. “That looks like…”
And it was. There on the wall stood the first Educational Decree that the school had experienced in two years.
“WHAT?!” shouted Ron, and every head in the common room turned to look at him.
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Plague Bunny/Semi-Challenge
After Voldemort had been defeated (you decide when and how), the magical community realizes that his death triggered a violent revenge. A vicious Plague swept through the wizarding peoples leaving death in its wake. The Ministry orders its top two potions experts to devise a cure for this horrible disease, and so Hermione J. Granger and Severus Snape get to work.
Things I wanted to include:
Dumbledore for some reason is out of the picture at first, although can be brought in later if needed.
-At least two Weasleys were going to die, as well as two other main characters: (ie: one of the teachers, D.A. members, Order members, Ministry Officials...*cough*Fudge*cough*)
-Either Snape or Hermione get get sick–not necessarily with the Plague, but sick with something, and they can’t get sick of each other.
-“Have I ever mentioned that ‘Hermione’ is a very ugly name?”
Things I was kicking around:
-Hermione’s younger sister. (Mentioned by JKR in the World Book Day chat.) JKR felt that it was too late to introduce her in the series, but maybe you can....
-A cameo by JK Rowling herself.
-A cameo by Alan Rickman/Emma Watson
-A 500 word description of frying an egg
-A cat covered in post-it notes (Crookshanks anyone?)
Other:
Come up with the symptoms of the plague yourself. Just make sure that death is unavoidable, slow and painful. This is were I hit a dead end with my bunny. Someone take it and make it horrible.
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So intrigued yet?
This evening I got bitten pretty harshly by a plot bunny, thus of course after getting my
ass grabbed rather hard by one of my friends. And then listening to the Chicago
soundtrack, and reflecting on things. Of course the bunny had been nibbling at me for a while, just hadn't found where the best place to sink its teeth into me was... obviously, it was my ass.
Here's the bunny: Voldemort has decided his only chance at achieving his goals as
Dark Lord is by traveling back in time. So what does he decide to do? He goes to
Chicago, during the jazz age. He takes the place of Billy Flynn. Why? He decides the perfect way to recruit new death eaters is by getting the women death eaters first. So he manages to bring these lovely murderesses over to his side by getting them off as not guilty in the murder cases of their husbands. Blah, Blah, Blah, if you’ve seen the movie, you've got the point. Somehow the Order finds out about this and sends Hermione and Severus undercover as Roxy and Amos Hart. I don't expect any musical numbers or even for the plot of Fosse's grand musical to be followed out. So just basically fun with time turners. Oh and obviously Hermione and Severus fall for each other along the way.
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So here's the thing. I'd love to see this written. But right now I don't have the time
for it. I'm too bust trying to write Taught to Wed. Now I am quite capable of writing
more than one story at a time, I just happen to want to see this come about much
sooner than if I set aside the time to write it. However, if no one picks this up by the
time TtW is done with me, I will do this.
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Okay, peeps. As much as I love this story and would love to finish it myself, I
am balancing to other stories which takes up a lot of attention, as well as
college and my mom, so… I am giving up this story to someone else. let me know that you are doing it, because even though I am no longer writing it I
still think this story will be great and I would love to read it!
CAST
Severus Snape – ugly, greasy git Potions Master
Albus Dumbledore – the Boss
Minerva McGonagall – the co-worker
Remus Lupin – the friend
Draco Malfoy – the nephew
Harry Potter- a student
Ron Weasley – a student
Neville Longbottom – a student
Hermione Granger – the girlfriend
And presenting…
The Fab Five
Kyan Douglas – “Grooming Guru”
Thom Filicia – “Design Doctor”
Jai Rodriguez – “Culture Vulture”
Ted Allen – “Food & Wine Connoisseur”
and… Carson Kressley – “Fashion Savant”
*~*
Introduction
Somewhere inside a rental SUV sit five men in stylish cloths…
[one of the dark haired men, Thom Filicia, wearing black trousers,
white and black stripped shirt and an ivory/khaki -coloured sports jacket. Carson Kressley, wearing a bright array of attire, is scanning through the info
on their latest victim… er, project, while in the back Ted Allen, Kyan Douglas
and Jai Rodriguez read it allowed]
Ted: Okay. We have Severus Snape. He is thirty-eight. He’s the Potions Master
at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Jai: Oh. My. God. Guys, look at his clothes! It’s like… Ewwww!
Carson: His clothes? Look at his hair! You know it’s bad when I say look at his
hair instead of his clothes. God, you could, like, light up Manhattan for a
year with all that oil!
Kyan: Guys, before we do anything with him, we are getting his hair styled… Or
at least washed!
Carson: It says here that he was a spy for a Dark Lord! Oh my! His students and
co-workers call him The Greasy Git! Gosh, Jai. Looks like you will have your
work cut out for you!
Ted: Thom, you are going to have one heck of a time trying to decorate those
rooms.
Thom: I know. I hear it is, like, a castle. Like, literally!
Carson: [flashes a picture in front of Thom]
Thom: [in an awed and horrified tone] Wow…
Jai: Okay, guys, so what is our goal here?
Ted: Our mission is to clean this guy up, work on his attitude and get him to
ask out Hermione Granger.
Kyan: She’s kinda cute. How old is she?
Jai: Well, her birth certificate says she is only sixteen, but her professor
McGonagall said she used something called a Time-Changer?
Carson: Turner.
Jai: Yeah. She used a Time-Turner, so she could be anywhere from seventeen to
twenty.
Carson: So we have to give this guy a complete make-over. Looks, living space,
attitude. And we have to do it by their annual Back-to-School Ball.
[fades out as theme song comes in]
Chapter One
Scene One
[Severus Snape is sitting at his desk in his classroom. It is the last class of
the day – Double Potions with Gryffindor and Slytherin. Suddenly the door
bursts open and he sees five, impeccably dressed men, storming his classroom]
Snape: What the hell is going on?
Carson: [comes to a halt, mouth hanging open before he screams] OH MY GOD!!!
What is he wearing? [he turns away and buries his face in Ted’s shoulder] Dear
Lord, please make this clothing go away! [he turns back around and the
horrendous robes are still there. Carson slowly approaches] Okay… I get that
you are a wizard and you have to wear robes and everything, but who said you
have to dress in something from Bats-R-Us!
[some of the class giggles at this]
Jai: [steps up to some of Snape’s shelves] Okay, I think this is a major gross!
[he points at some of the jars] I don’t think they should be visible… Ewwwww…
Snape: [steps threateningly up to Jai] If anyone touches them… They die!
Thom: [grabbing Jai and pulling him away from the nasty wizard] Ohhhkay. No
work on the classroom!
Snape: No work on any room.
Carson: Actually, Mister Creature from the Black Lagoon, we can. See, there is
a thing called being hired by Dumbledore. Ever heard oh him?
Snape: [sneers]
Carson: [smiles] That’s what I thought, Bat-boy.
Kyan: If we cut his hair – [earns him a glare from Snape] add some blond
highlights and lowlights and style it just right… We could make him look like
Alan Rickman!
Carson: [nods approvingly] And when I take him shopping I will finally get to
see what Alan Rickman looks like in his underwear! [gives cute look to Kyan,
ignoring the hostile glare coming from the Man In Black]
Meanwhile, at the same time…
[Ted, Thom and Jai have made their way to into Snape’s private rooms]
Thom: [looking around the room] Oh my God… I thought Bargeman had no furniture…
This is lamentable! There is nothing here… What does this guy do? How does he
live in this…
Ted: [searching for a kitchen with Jai] There is no kitchen! Why is there not a
kitchen?
Jai: They have some kind of weird creatures that are like maids… [looks at Ted
with raised eyebrows]
Ted: [nodding] Okay… I and Thom will go out and get some appliances.
Jai: [looking around] Um… I hate to point out what should be obvious…
Ted: [storming out] SNAPE!!! [comes in the classroom, students laughing
hysterically and their professor, to see Kyan and Carson tugging at the man’s
hair and cloths] We are going to get special permission from Dumbledore to have
electricity put in your private room, because you my friend are going to learn
how to cook for your girlfriend.
Snape: [looks at Hermione, and glares, but softens with a smile] I should have
known you would have something to do with this. [sighs and looks at the
five “queers”] Fine. I give up. What do I do?
Chapter Two
A/N: I should explain why Severus needs to ask out his girlfriend… They
technically are involved, but lately (you will find out in a few minutes) he
doesn’t do as much for her as he used too… AKA: The Romance Has Fizzled! So
they are about to put him through training to straighten him out.
Ř
Scene Two
[The students are herded out, including Hermione, and the five queers are left
alone with Snape – oh don’t be sick! J ]
Thom: Okay… First, we are going to talk about what the hell you are thinking!
[looks pointedly at Snape] What the hell were you thinking? I mean, there is
nothing here! You have no carpet.
Snape: It’s a castle. It doesn’t come with carpet.
Thom: [giving Snape a look] So, you couldn’t add any? I mean, c’mon, you’re a
wizard! Now, look… This is so dismal that even a corpse would be unhappy. The
floors and walls are so cold. It shows no warmth, no life. It is just pathetic!
You only have one dingy couch and a bed. A bed that has no expression or life…
It is like being in a prison!
[from in the bathroom]
Kyan: [shouting] Hey, Thom! I want Bat-boy for a minute!
Thom: [smiling] Kyan wants you, Bat-boy!
Snape: [growling because he hates being called ‘Bat-boy’, walks to bathroom]
Kyan: [grabs Snape and pushes him in front of a cracked mirror] Okay… Look! You
would have great hair if you just used the right products. I can see that you
do have hair products, but you are using two-in-ones! That is the wrong answer,
my friend.
Snape: [glares] You’re not my friend!
Kyan: [wrinkles his knows] A little grumpy, aren’t we? [ignores the continued
glaring] What we need to do is cut you’re hair. I know you like it long, but it
would look much better shorter. Having it this long makes you look much older
than you are. And with your skin tone, your hair makes you look washed out. I
know it is natural, but it still makes you look washed out. What I want to do
is add a few highlights and low lights in dark and light blond. I know it seems
dramatic, but you will look great, I promise. Trust me!
[from yet another part of the rooms]
Ted: Which ever one of your girls has the straight guy… I need ‘im!
[Snape reluctantly trudges through threw the halls to find Ted and Jai standing
together talking]
Ted: [approaching Snape carefully] Alright. With you being a wizard, I am sure
you can just wave and voila a meal! But, I have talked to Dumbledore and we are
getting you good old Muggle electricity down here for your private rooms only.
Since Hermione is a Muggle and she says that your… love life… has lost its
spark, I am going to teach you how to cook a gorgeous four course meal. We’ll
start with appetizers them move on to salad, the main course and finally…
dessert.
Jai: Okay. I have talked to Dumbledore about the whole ruining of your life
because of this Dark Lord. I get that you really don’t like socializing and
being with people, but you need to go out and spend some time with Hermione.
What we are going to have you do is bring Hermione to your room, cook for her
and have a candle light dinner. They you will take her out to see a play or a
concert or an opera… Something romantic, something she enjoys. Okay?
Snape: [looks highly disgruntled]
[Carson, Kyan and Thom enter the room]
Carson: Okay, Bat-boy. We are going to take you to have your hair washed and
styled. Then I am going to take you shopping in Diamond –
Ted: Diagon…
Carson: Diagon Alley. And we will get you some better fitting, and more
colorful, robes. Then we’ll get you some Muggle clothes for when you spend time
with Hermione. [gives Snape a serious look] The only time I want you in those
robes is where you’re in your teacher capacity or playing with Hermione in your
teacher capacity.
[Snape’s mouth drops.]
Carson: [grins] Let’s motor!
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At the present, I'm writing a Snape/Hermione fic, but due to my aversion to Hermione other than in Hermione/Voldie fics, the
writing isn't going so well, but I love the plot line.
So, here's the thing. Three proposals:
1) An intense collaboration with a serious, but passionate Snape/Hermione SHIPper.
2) Giving the entire in-depth chaptered outline (not just a plot summary) to someone and letting them work it out.
or 3) Giving the entire work to someone and letting them play with it as their own.
I'm not finished with it yet, but I'm getting there. I just wanted to be sure early, and a collaboration or outline could start soon. Number three would have to wait a while. It's rated R, probably Astronomy Tower.
Here's a plot summary for anyone:
Hermione gets stuck in a wizarding Truth or Dare game and Draco dares her to seduce Snape. The gist of it is right there, but it actually is more complex. The plot summary is just for anyone who is interested. I do need responses before anyone takes it though, and I'd be happy to beta if no one wants a collaboration.
Lunalelle
*I have asked for Lunalelle's permission to post her plot bunny here, at WIKTT, as I believe she might get more responses. I don't
know if it's against the rules, but if it is, I will remove it when requested. The original link (thread) is at
http://www.fictionalley.org/fictionalleypark/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=41195 (http://www.fictionalley.org/fictionalleypark/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=41195). If anyone is interested, please contact her.*
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Junior Plot Bunny:
If you've ever seen the movie 'Junior' and enjoyed it immensely, than this is the plot bunny for
you!
Cast of Characters:
Dr. Alex Hesse- Severus Snape
Dr. Larry Arbagast- Harry Potter
Dr. Diana Reddin- Hermione Granger
Angela (Larry's ex-wife)- Ginny Weasley
Dr. Ned Sneller- Ron Weasley
Noah Banes- Cornelius Fudge
Louise (Larry's Assistant)- Lavender Brown
You can throw in other characters as you like, but those must be the specific roles.
The scenario:
Severus Snape has been working in conjunction with Mediwizard Harry Potter on a new potion
that will allow witches with infertility problems to carry a child safely to term. They are working
with Ministry funding under the ever-watchful eye of Cornelius Fudge. When the potion is
turned down by the Experimental Potions Board, Cornelius shuts down the project and brings in
Hermione Granger; a renowned Magical Scientist who specializes in prolonging a witch's
'biological clock' by magically freezing their eggs.
Severus decides to abandon the project and return to teaching, but with A LOT of persuasion
from Harry, decides to carry a child through the first trimester himself; in order to present the
figures to Ministry officials in the States. Hermione, feeling bad for getting the funding and lab
space from Snape, offers to share. Though she is still annoying, with his hormone weakened
personality, Snape finds himself falling in love with the slightly odd know-it-all.
Meanwhile, Fudge knows they are up to something and has been snooping around. Ginny,
Harry's ex-wife, finds out she is pregnant from a one-night-stand. *You choose the character,
though I am partial to Draco Malfoy* She turns to Harry for help, and they find themselves
falling back in love.
If you've seen the movie, the rest is pretty self- explanatory.
I've had this idea in my head for some time now, so I'm praying someone will pick it up!
ENJOY!
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Alrighty than.
Well, okay, I'm not very creative so this will most likely be painful to some.
Snape and Hermoine are partered up in an ice skating contest, it can be in hogwarts, or between the other European Wizarding schools. Naturally, it's Dumbledore's doing.
There is more than one round, so our beloved witch and wizard get to change costumes
Snape has to wear something other than black during one the rounds. And he must (gets to) wear TIGHTS.
They can go a few individual rounds also, if you like.
so, that's about it. Wether they end up falling in love or not is up to you.
Cheers,
Steph
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Plot Bunny: A Mirror Called Desire
by Tycho
I am one of those cursed by a huge abundance of plot bunnies that just don't
seem to qualify as a direct challenge, but I have neither the skill nor the
time to write (what with me reading all of your fics!) So here's one that's
been hopping around my head the past few days.
At the end of Philosopher's Stone, Dumbledore has Snape see to the removal of
the traps that had been set up (don't ask me why, that's one of the things that
has me stumped!) While moving the Mirror of Erised, he happens to glance into
it and sees a young woman at his side that he doesn't recognise. He dismisses
it until the yule ball, when he sees Krum's partner....
Meanwhile, at some point during the end of fourth year, (while waiting for the
train to leave, or something) Hermione puts two ("One, who I believe has left
me forever"and two (Snape's 'job') together and has come up with the notion
that she should prevent him from committing suicide. why? she doesn't know.
(it's not right?) She finds him as he is about to attend a summons, tries to
convince him not to go (too valuable to the cause, something suitably gryff.)
but he ignores her and leaves anyway. she gets caught in the spell and taken
with him.
Ambush, escape, and a chase back to hogwarts follow. where the story goes from
there is of course up to you.
off you go, little bunny. play nice with the others, no don't kick them in
the...ooo that had to hurt.
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Kay, I heard this song and it just soooooooo reminded me of what maybe Snape is going through anytime he leaves Hermione.
Me thinks it is an awsome song for a song-fic.
So here is the challenge:
At least one teary farewell between Severus and Hermione when Severus is called to Voldemort
One flashback, either Hermione or Severus. (Severus is preffered however)
Part of Severus's meeting with Voldemort
Lots of Angst!
When I'm Gone
By 3 Doors Down
There's another world inside of me that you may never see.
There's secrets in this life that I can't hide.
Somewhere in this darkness there's a life that I can't find.
Maybe it's too far away or maybe I'm just blind, maybe I'm just blind.
So hold me when I'm here right me when I'm wrong.
Hold me when I'm scared and love me when I'm gone.
Everything I am and everything in me
Wants to be the one you wanted me to be.
I'll never let you down even if I could.
I'd give up everything if only for your good.
So hold me when I'm here right me when I'm wrong.
You can hold me when I'm scared but you won't always be there,
So love me when I'm gone, love me when I'm gone
When your education x-ray cannot see under my skin.
I won't tell you a damn thing that I could not tell my friends.
Now roaming through this darkness I'm alive but I'm alone.
Part of me is fighting this but part of me is gone.
So hold me when I'm here right me when I'm wrong.
Hold me when I'm scared and love me when I'm gone.
Everything I am and everything in me.
Wants to be the one you wanted me to be,
Ill never let you down even if I could.
I'd give up everything if only for your good.
So hold me when I'm here right me when I'm wrong
You can hold me when I'm scared, you won't always be there,
So love me when I'm gone.
(Maybe I'm just blind)
So hold me when I'm here right me when I'm wrong.
Hold me when I'm scared and love me when I'm gone.
Everything I am and everything in me,
Wants to be the one you wanted me to be.
I'll never let you down even if I could.
I'd give up everything if only for your good.
So hold me when I'm here right me when I'm wrong.
You can hold me when I'm scared, you won't always be there.
So love me when I'm gone, love me when I'm gone.
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It's a Wonderful Life
by kisstheluckyone
Ok, I got this good idea for a fic, that I can’t think of how to write, so I’m posting it as a plot bunny.
The idea is simple, you have to do something that it involves It’s A Wonderful Life with either Snape or Hermione about to kill themselves, when Clarence comes to speak to them, and show them how they affected the other ones life, and what would happen with out them.
It’s preferably post-Hogwarts, with Snape and Hermione as a couple. There has to be at least two other lives (Harry’s?) that he’s affected, and how half of Hogwarts, and possibly even the entire wizarding world would be different if he never lived.
Have fun with this one!
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Hello to you all. I've been lurking here for a looong time, and I'm loving all your stories. I've been thinking about this idea for a while, but I really don't have the time to write it. I think it could be interesting though. So here it is:
What if Harry Potter had been sorted into Slytherin? The Sorting Hat said it thought he should have been. How would Snape react to this? How we he treat Harry. Would Harry still end up being friends with Ron and Hermione? And most importantly, would Snape still treat Hermione in the same rude manner if she weren't best friends with Harry? And for that matter, what if Harry, Ron and Hermione were all three sorted into Slytherin? I'll stop there before I get any more ideas thrown out there. I hope someone likes it.
Kara
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Heres one that crosses over the Hogwarts Magic with Practical Magic
Can be any way you wish. An odd thought.
Which character would Hermione fit best in?
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Twisting the Cliche plotbunnies
Cliche: Hermione happens into a DE gathering, Severus claims that she is
his fiancee.
Two ways to twist it:
1) Sev has had his eye on Herms for a while, and he also knows he would
never dare to approach her with his feelings, as naturally he doesn't
want to go through the humiliation of rejection. But, seeing Hermione on
a DE gathering, Severus immediately realizes his stroke of luck. If he
saves Hermione's life, claiming that she is his bride, even Albus cannot
speak against their union; and so he has all the time to try and get
closer to Hermione, without fear of her walking away. But, there's
always the danger of the truth coming out...
2) Sev has a total crush on a student (guess which one?). Either on a
drunken spell or on a potion or spell, he inadvertently spills his
secret to his good friend Lucius. Dear old Lucius, being the good and
gracious noble pureblood that he is, decides to help his friend along.
The best way, as he sees it, is to invoke a very old wizarding custom of
abduction. So he invites Severus over, tells him to wait, and leaves to
bring Hermione. But alas, while he was away, some other death eaters,
whether or not with Voldemort, decide to drop in for a friendly glass of
champagne...
Anybody interested?
If you are, please drop me a line, I'd like to read your story! :)
redone_thegreat
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How canon Hermione turns into fanon Hermione
by berkeleycellist
Most of the fanfiction I've read has put Hermione as the Ikea-hating, literature-loving, all-around girl we try to be (complete with the flat in Paris and the friend with the country house in Ireland; oh and the condo in New York). But canon Hermione is nothing more than a non-fiction-reading clever girl who memorizes her textbooks and thinks most teachers are saints. She does several off-color things, too - not in the least kidnapping Rita Skeeter. She's never consistent - she tells McGonagall about the Firebolt but not about Harry using the Marauder's Map to get into Hogsmeade (which is just as dangerous!). So in short, Hermione has a lot to learn. Oh, and she tears pages out of books (see CoS).
Thus, I was hoping someone had a good idea on how a fic (along the lines of Riley's Pawn to Queen, but not as involved) good be written to show a development of Hermione's appreciation of insight, not just book-larnin', and an appreciation of Muggle literature. For why on earth would a wizard, even one who was in the Muggle world until the age of 11, care about Muggle literature? I know almost for a fact that few 11 year olds care about english lit. And if Hermione spends her summer studying her textbooks, when would she have time to appreciate Muggle culture?
Sorry, it's a rambling plot bunny, but it could be good!
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Never really written a "plot bunny", please bare with me.
I thought this would be a really good idea for a fic. I
hear the song a while ago and It just struck me a Severus.
I was thinking the fic coule revolve around the song, or
he might could sing the song changing blue to black.
No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue (black) eyes
No one knows what it's like
To be hated
To be fated
To telling only lies
But my dreams
They aren't as empty
As my conscience seems to be
I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance
That's never free
No one knows what it's like
To feel these feelings
Like I do
And I blame you
No one bites back as hard
On their anger
None of my pain and woe
Can show through
But my dreams
They aren't as empty
As my conscience seems to be
I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance
That's never free
When my fist clenches, crack it open
Before I use it and lose my cool
When I smile, tell me some bad news
Before I laugh and act like a fool
If I swallow anything evil
Put your finger down my throat
If I shiver, please give me a blanket
Keep me warm, let me wear your coat
No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue (black) eyes
catetoo
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Plot Bunny - Time-Slip - by slscott4
Hermione Granger begins to oscillate between the present and the past. In -both- times, she will need Snape's aid to return permanently to the present.
Time-Slip Plot Bunny
By slscott
Basic Premise: On 18 Sep 1998, Hermione Granger begins to oscillate between the present and the past. In -both- times, she will need Snape's aid to return permanently to the present.
To oscillate is to move or swing regularly between two states; the classic example is the side-to-side swing of a simple pendulum. In this challenge, Hermione's oscillation is between two time-states:
Present, beginning on 18 Sep 1998
Past, beginning on 18 Sep 1978
The intervals between the two time-states, during which Hermione will be in one or the other, cannot be less than three days or more than seven.
Some Assumptions: In the Present continuity: Hermione's last term at Hogwarts will have ended in June 1998, and 18 Sep 1998 is the eve of either her 18th or 19th birthday; Severus is 38 or 39. In the Past continuity: Severus's last term will have ended June 1978, and by 18 Sep 1978 he is 18 or 19.
Somewhat AU: In this Present, Voldemort has not yet met his downfall, and the wizarding world is in a state of war.
Hermione must return permanently to the Present within one year.
Hogwarts may be used as a setting in the Present, but not in the Past.
The event which causes the oscillation cannot take place at Hogwarts, nor can it involve a time-turner. Otherwise, have fun.
At the time of that event, Hermione must not have a relationship with Snape beyond canon teacher/student. They will not have had direct contact with one another in the months since she left Hogwarts (see above).
In turn, Snape must not have previously recognised Present!Hermione as Past!Hermione.
Young!Snape must be an active Death Eater.
And finally ... if the writer chooses to incorporate aspects of the 1978 muggle music scene, take it easy on the disco or prog rock [-shudder-].
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This was originally intended to be a challenge, but on second consideration, after Natalie kindly read and commented, I've decided it's really more of a large bunny. A jackalope of bunnies, as it were.
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Plot Bunny - Sound the Bugle - by lara_8818
I'm a soldier - wounded so I must give up the fight / There's nothing more for me - lead me away...
This has been gnawing at me for a while. On the soundtrack of 'Spirit, Stallion of the Cimarron', there's a song called 'Sound the Bugle'. The lyrics:
Sound the bugle now - play it just for me
As the seasons change - remember how I used to be
Now I can't go on - I can't even start
I've got nothing left - just an empty heart
I'm a soldier - wounded so I must give up the fight
There's nothing more for me - lead me away...
Or leave me lying here
Sound the bugle now - tell them I don't care
There's not a road I know - that leads to anywhere
Without a light, I fear that I will - stumble in the dark
Lay right down - decide not to go on
Then from on hight - somewhere in the distance
There's a voice that calls - remember who you are
If you lose yourself - your courage soon will follow
So be strong tonight - remember who you are.
You can also listen to a snippet here:
http://www.musicserver2.com/scripts/hurlPNM.exe?/buymusic/~ttt-600007/0412728_0109_00_0002.ra
I was picturing this fic set after Snape was discovered as a traitor by Voldemort. As he can no longer spy on the Death Eaters' activities, he feels useless. Somewhere around the last verse, Hermione makes an entrance. Please feel free to adopt this musical bunny. If you do, let me know - I'd love to see what you do with it!
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Plot Bunny - Wind Beneath My Wings - by dr_hawkeye_25
Write a songfic to the lyrics of Wind Beneath My Wings
Write a fic to Bette Midlers "Wind Beneath My Wings"
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Plot Bunny - Snape's Wheels - by panleukopenia77
What kind of car does Snape drive?
Snape's Car
by panleukopenia77
Snape’s Car, by MonteLukast
What kind of car would Snape drive? Obviously, no matter what it is, it’s got to be black. My money’s on the 2003 Mercury Marauder, but it can be any other car you like. Type of story you can weave this into can be of any genre, as long as it’s SS/HG of course.
This bunny comes with it the following conditions:
· Your Snape’s car cannot actually be the Mercury Marauder, because I’m grabbing it for the story I’m currently working on. This is just to make sure that I don’t end up adopting the bunny before I send it out.
· Must be black
· Hermione must have something to say about it. Whether she loves it or she hates it, she must offer a worthy comment.
Have fun and Happy New Year!
http://www.clevescene.com/autobuzz_new/reviews/2003_Mercury_Marauder/review.html (http://www.clevescene.com/autobuzz_new/reviews/2003_Mercury_Marauder/review.html)
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Plot Bunny - Not So Pure - by telosphilosp
Snape was born a quarter Satyr, not so pureblooded after all
Well, this plot bunny has been bugging me for a long long while. I am writing it here to get rid of it, I hope.
My bunny is rather simple really. I picture Snape as not being part vampire at all, but rather a quarter Satyr. His
mother would have been half and half and his father learned of it after the marriage. His father married a gypsy, how
that happened, I'm really not sure. I actually pictured him as one of multiple sets of twins, where only two of the six
children actually look human enough to bear the Snape name. Severus isn't the oldest, but his fraternal twin brother
has cloven hooves. He has one acknowledged sister, and the rest either were hidden by the family or raised by his
mother's people.
Severus spent a lot of time with his mother's people along with his human looking sister and the other Snape siblings.
Snape and his human looking sister however were mutilated to have their horns and tails removed permenantly so
that it would be imposible to tell that they weren't human and then trained as old fashioned pureblood heirs. The
pureblood way of life is actually counter-instinctive for them, but it was rather brutally enforced on them. Severus
relaxes a lot when he is with his mother's people and visits them frequently when he can.
So, from this point on it is actually more like a split between bunnies:
First bunny: The gypsy caravan goes to visit Hogwarts and Hogsmeade to be near Severus who is seriously ill, but
hiding it. Hermione visits the camps along with a lot of over students and learns the gypsy dances. Severus even
plays his pan pipes and dances as well. The students are permitted to stay the night in the camps, but with a culture
lesson or two about how the gypsy's view the world differently. The students wind up sleeping with the younger
gypsies in a dog pile by the camp fires. Hermione and Severus get together from there. His familly likes her and
starts trying to encourage her to see more of the facets of his personality and to really see him for who he is. They
wish to set up the match because Severus needs a suitible wife to compliment his person for his satyr blood before he
gets much older because he will become very very ill and die otherwise. He is knowingly pushing the limits of his
endurance with celibacy because of a lack of suitably of age women in a consentual arangements. His relatives are
doing their best and Hermione is the best canidate availible according to their spells. In this one, Severus may or may
not be engaged in dangerous espionage activities.
Second bunny:
In this one, Severus is definately still working as a spy. His instincts as a part satyr have recognized his compliment
some time ago. The compliment to a satyr is the person who best compliment's the personality of the satyr. (In this
one, Severus' mother didn't marry her compliment and it came to a bad end, I don't have a plan out for why it
happened.) When the satyr or person with satyr blood recognizes their compliment, they have to suduce, woo, court,
what have you the compliment into marrying them in a full bonding marriage with no possible divorce with no real
coersion of any sort. The satyr's horns begin to grow again and won't stop growing until the satyr has consumated
the marriage, then they fall out and regrow at a shorter length which is still indicative of the wait.
In the case of our dear potions master, he knows he has met his compliment, but actively avoids acknowledging it
because it is obviously one of his students and he is a spy in Voldie's inner circle. He knows as of Hermione's first
menses, but he actively surpresses the knowledge that it is her until it is too late. I'll expand on this in a minute.
His tail grows back in late puberty, putting an end to his many sexual conquests while at school, going on to more
emotionally intimate and less physical relationships instead. His horns grow back at the same time, but he keeps them
hidden with a charm and his hair. He has been there and done that when it comes to sex, but rape is counter-
instinctive and really rather anathema to him, so that was not a part of his death eater activites.
The scene I have opens with Severus very ill, but called to his Dark Lord's side to work on a complex potion.
Severus brainstorms on the ingredients and technique for a moment aloud before telling Voldie that he will start the
potion, but that some one else must finish it as he will not be able to do so. The dark lord demands an explination,
with holding the unforgivable, as he senses that there is something really not quite right with his potions master.
Voldie knows Severus is not fully human, but is the only one in the room aside from the man himself who knows that.
Severus explains in short terms that Lucius should be able to complete the potion, but that he expects to be in his final
coma in two weeks time. His one request from his lord is to have his mark removed so that he can be burried without
ministry or Dumbledorian inquiry. The room is stunned, no one realized he was so very ill and still carrying on.
Voldie asks him to take off his illusions and show him. He does so and asks if he might be seated somewhere as he is
very tired from teaching the brats all day. Voldie is shocked at the sheer lenght of the horns. It is very obvious to
him what his potion's master is suffering from, but the cause isn't.
He asks, "Who is she?"
Severus answers "A mudblood."
Voldie asks again "Why didn't you just take her under imperio and be done with it?"
Severus sighs and says "It doesn't work like that, any form of coersion negates the intended effect. I couldn't be loyal
to you and have her at the same time. There was just no two ways about it."
"I see. " Voldie looks rather upset. He is loosing a great asset because of his very faithfulness. "Does the Old Man
know of your condition?"
"No, he does not. He knows what I am, I wasn't able to hide that, but the rest I have been able to keep quiet." The
long limbed potions master said from his slumped possition in the provided chair. "He shouldn't find out until I finally
fall into a coma."
"I see, who is she if you couldn't court her at all?" Voldie asks gently, almost sympathetically.
"A student, mudblood, Griffendor, .. I've been trying not to think about it really beyond that." Severus replied.
"To extend your time by not acknowledging it?" Voldie teased slightly.
"Well, it worked. Whoever she is, she's still a student and started her menses at least two, no make that three years
ago. I've lived a lot longer than anyone else in this condition." Severus replied.
Lucius was standing to one side, "That makes it one of your seventh years, maybe a sixth year. But could you explain
for the rest of us what some chit of a girl has to do with you dying on us?"
Voldie gave Lucius a warning look and answered. "Severus is a quarter Satyr. His mother was half. He is dying
because he has found his compliment, but not even tried to marry her."
A collective "oh" went around the room. It really explained a lot.
The scene goes on and the dark lord decided to grant his potion's master a boon and let him die free since it was the
mark and his service that were the cause. Lucius puts two and two together and asks Severus if the girl is Hermione
Granger and he says yes without thinking about it first. The removal of the mark puts Severus into shock and he
goes unconcious immediately. Lucius picks up his friend and floo's to the Three Broomsticks where there is a
Hogsmeade weekend going on. He gets a couple Slytherin students to carry, float, whatever, their head of house to
the school as fast as they can, while sending his own son to alert Mme. Pomfrey that she has a patient on the way at a
dead run. He goes to explain to the Headmaster after seeing Severus into the Hospital wing.
The Headmaster is shocked, figures it out, and tells Hermione exactly what is going on. Proceed from there. I have a
hospital wedding after which his is transfered to his quarters and lots of nc-17 bits to round it out, but nothing more
after that, so this bunny is up for adoption.
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Ok if this has been done before I haven't seen it and sorry. Also not the most original idea but should be fun. Snape "woo's" Hermione but she doesn't know it's him. The details are up to you but just so you get the picture of what I'm talking about. Snape does something like writing her love letters something like a secret admirer. The twist is Hermione thinks it's another guy (who the other guy is it's up to you) and Snape planned it that way! What starts out as a joke for Snape to get back at Hermione (again details on that up to you) backfires when feelings become mutual. All the details as to how he gets her to think that are up to you the only thing asked is that there is an eventual physical contact between the two at least once (can be several times if you like) via blindfolded Hermione or some other way where she still doesn't know it's Snape. The rating can be Disney G or Steamy NC-17, it's however far you take it. I know it's sort of a loose plot bunny in that you have a lot of control but I hope you got the idea at least.
deadpool_chick
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Plot Bunny - Hermione on the Internet - by silene_acaulis
Girl gets email, meets guy...
Inspired partly by Quilusion, partly by my own struggling with creating my
Yahoo ID, I was thinking about the fic, where Hermione would find out the
pleasures of internet. What's the first thing some people do when they first
open the browser?
They type in their name...
The problem is that Hermione somehow (it's up to you how) finds out about the
WIKTT. It can be through FFnet, as I did, or through some listing, or one
particular WIKTT member fic.
She's shocked, of course, wants us to explain ourselves and what the hell, but,
of course, we think it's just normal, though nasty, newbie trying to seem more
interesting. And after a time she decide to play with us...
What I would see in such a fic?
1. Hermione, of course, wouldn't be able to choose ID "Hermione Granger", and
Yahoo would suggest her "Hermione Granger 2002" or something, so she would try and try and finally in despair she would type in "Insufferable_know_it_all"...
2. She should have to start with hating Snape, and finally come to, at least,
crush on him, but all this gradual change would have to be described in a fic
3. A story should be written in a form of posts/threads and e-mails only (no
matter how you will divide it into chapters or if you prefer to keep it a
whole). I offer myself as one of people who would exchange posts with her,
so you don't have to be her only pen-pal (though, you can play the only wise
person, it can be great too).
4. Characters should be as in character as it is only possible.
5. The final effect is up to you, but I would be delighted to see us all
plotting with her about seducing Snape in the end...
Anyone likes it? I can give you as much ideas to enhance this sketch as you
wish. I just lack of language skills to do it properly.
Silene
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Plot Bunny - Death Eaters, Village People - by dr_antibubble
We want you, we want you, we want you... in the navy... errr Death Eaters!
Ok Guys, first up it's quite likely this has been done before but if it has i haven't read it. I'd quite like to though.
With out further ado, here's the bunny...
I see DE's singing
I see chanting (come on...you know..."They want you, they want you etc.")
I see disco dancing
I see a Dark mark crossed with a disco ball
Somehow in my minds eye I don't see headdresses and builder costumes but you might.
One thing i do see though is sequins, lots and lots of sequins!
Just a silly little bunny really but I think it has potential don't you?
Let me know if you come up with anything.
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Plot Bunny - Chelm - by slscott4
Snape, Hermione stuck in Chelm, the legendary Village of the Simpletons
Chelm Plot Bunny
By slscott
A fairly simple bunny that's been lurking and shedding beneath my chair for some time now:
Hermione and Severus are stranded in Chelm.
For those of you unfamiliar with Chelm, it's the legendary Village of the Simpletons (to use the more polite term) of Jewish folklore, traditionally located in Poland. To give you an idea, here's one story, loosely paraphrased from memory:
The people of Chelm got into a debate over which was more important, the sun or the moon. Unable to come to any conclusion, they brought the matter to the wisest man in the village. After contemplating the matter for some moments, he answered: 'Why, the moon is the more important. What would we do without it? If the moon didn't shine at night, it would be too dark to see anything at all. The sun, on the other hand, shines only in the daytime, when it's light already. So who needs it?'
Just wanted to let you know that there is a town called Chelm in Poland. It's name means 'a helmet'.
Wasn't it described by I. B. Singer?
novin_ha
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Plot Bunny - Pregnant!Snape - by isis_shivra
Snape is pregnant... with Hermione's child??
All right, here's the basic idea: Snape gets pregnant with Hermione's child. Yes, pregnant with Hermione's child. I am sure hilarity will ensue, with lots of nasty jokes at Snape's expense. It's up to you to explain how this happened, and what's going to happen to the kid. And poor Snape and Hermione.
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Actor!Snape plotbunny
estrelda_the_strange
This has been hassling me for years, in one form or another. Unfortunately, it hasn’t been squeaking loudly enough to get itself written. This is what I translated of it:
- Snape has a summer job, acting in popular Hollywood movies (Think Alan Rickman.).
- Most of the muggle born students have seen his latest effort.
- Ravenclaw (change house at will, of course) has an Original Character of the student variety who’s a movie buff, with opinions about everything.
- This character collects magazines, posters, etc.
- Oscar time comes up, and Guess Who has been nominated for Best Supporting Actor. O.C.’s movie stuff includes a photo of Snape, accompanying the news for that Oscar nomination.
Go to it, please! I’d love to see it written. One day.
Estrelda.
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The Silly little Schoolgirl Challenge.htm
There is romance in the air between professor Snape and Hermione Granger after she leaves school but can Hermione overcome her silly little schoolgirl persona?
The Silly little Schoolgirl Challenge:
The war is over and so are the golden trio's schooldays at Hogwarts. This can be immediately after their schooldays or some years down the road.
Hermione has suffered from a long crush on her potion's professor and feels finally free to pursue him without violating her ethics and school rules. Unfortunately she cannot seem to snap out of her schoolgirl demeanor in the presence of Severus Snape and every time she meets him she strengthens his 'silly little girl' impression.
Hermione should have frequent accidental fall backs such as hand raisings, answering with 'yes sir' and calling him professor Snape.
She should have a personal mantra: "I'm not a silly little schoolgirl anymore!" or something of the sort.
Snape may like her in her little schoolgirl impersonation or he can try to get her past it so they could have a more mature relationship, that's up to you, but Hermione will always have moments where she forget herself and acts like she's still in class.
Please be considerate with WIKTT and publish this somewhere else (but linked from here)
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The weakest link.txt
The Weakest Link - HP Meets Anne. British writers may have more of an Idea of how this might go.
The Weakest Link - Plot Bunny.
An Idea came to me - Could some one make a story around the HP characters and put them on the Weakest link
TV programme? But naturally in the end it ends up SS/HG ? It would be funny to read something like this but
I dont have the time to type one so heres my plot bunny!
:(For the people who do not know what 'The Weakest Link' is.) 'The Weakest Link' is a sort of quiz show on
the BBC (British broadcasting corp.) With Anne Robinson as the presenter ( Insults mostly everyone who
comes on the show, its kind of funny what she comes up with, and insults their intellect. She's small and always
wears black on the show - this is where the Idea came to me - odd isnt it?)
There are 12 contestants who are in it to win the prize money but they have to work together to get as many
right answers as they can and 'bank' to keep the money in the prize funds.
The presenter goes around the group one at a time and asks each a question until the time runs out (I'll tell you
the time and money details later) Then at the end of a round the team are asked to write down on a board they have
so no one else can see until their told to turn it, the name of the person who they believed was the weakest link during
that round (Some people in it are spiteful and just write the name of the person they dont like or think will win or had
voted for them last round.) the person with the most votes has to leave and it continues on like that until there are two
left. When those two play the amount they get gets tripled and added to the final funds then they go head to head to answer
5 questions and when its plan to see who's the winner the games over but if its a tie they go to 'sudden death' so who evers
the first get the wrong answer loses.
During each round when a question is answerd correctly the money bar goes up (I'll tell whats on the money bar in a minute)
and at any time some one can say 'Bank' and the money thats been collected goes straight into the funds and stays there. But
if someone gets a wrong answer in a chain of right answers they lose all the money collect (except for the prize funds)
Details:
* Right well the money bar goes up and starts at Ł20 then moves up to 50, 100, 200, 300, 450, 600, 800 then 1000 (if they get
everything right up to 1000 and bank the rounds over.) You might want to change to Wizarding money tho.
* The time starts at 3 minutes and each round 10 seconds gets taken off the clock ( but in the head to head and 'sudden death' there
isnt any time limit.)
* Inbetween each round - before someone get told 'you are the weakest link goodbye' and walks off, Anne will pick people out and ask them
what they do and insult them, their jobs, their hair, looks, style etc.) we know the peoples jobs and where they come rom cause at the
start of the game they need to tell the 'audiance' who they are, what they do and where they live. (that could be fun)
Fic details: ^_^ (at last)
*Ok you can have 12 (or 13 -depending on if you want to keep Anne as the Presenter - I dunno you might want to switch her with
Snape (they're slightly alike - both enjoy insulting and getting people worked up) I was thinking Dumbledore, McGonagall, Harry, Hermione,
Ron, Snape, Lupin (Or Black) Voldemort, Lucius, Draco, Bellatrix and Neville.
* I dont know how you would twist it to become SS/HG fic but thats the CHALLANGING part of it!!
I was thinking that they make it to the end and it was 'sudden death' and Snape freaks out ( Come on he hasnt heard of tv shows and'Sudden Death'
Not meaning it in the literal sense of the word.) I dont know Use your imaginations! Type their thoughts and argues between each other (the contestants
do have a go at each other aswell) Some one could try to Avada Anne or someone else (She could have clones!!)
*Remember Anne insults EVERYONE and this is a Humour/ comedy fic/plot bunny - HAVE FUN!
If you decided to use this can you email me the outcome? I'd love to read it ^_^. And if you need any help Im willing.
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FBI vs Voldemort
The American FBI meets the British Wizarding World
I am not very creative when it comes to writing fan fiction, but this idea has been haunting me. I am hoping a talented writer will like it and have some ideas to create it into a story. I would love to read it. I would love to see how Draco relates to a muggle female.
Synopsis:
An American muggle family has disappeared while on vacation in Britain. The FBI are investigating, and the search leads one muggle female agent to Voldemorts doorstep, so to speak.
Pairings:
Severus/Hermione
Draco/FBI agent
Period:
Post Hogwarts
Before Voldemort's end
misipistealth
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A Snape.Hermione Switch
Hermione and Snape switch positions - Master becomes student, student becomes Mistress.
Here is a plot bunny I would dearly LOVE to be able to write, but lack the talent.
Simply, Hermione and Snape switch places. Hermione is a Potions teacher, and Severus is her student. And, of course, it is a SS/HG 'ship. Anything else is up to the author, but here are a few ideas if anyone wants anything more to go on:
- They have switched because of a spell - maybe they look the same, but their minds have been switched (This one could be funny, Snape trying to play up the know-it-all attitude, Hermione trying to instill fear into her charges.)
- It is AU, Hermione and Snape have literally switched. She is Potions Mistress, and has been for however long Snape was in the books. Severus is in Harry and Ron's year of Hogwarts. Hermione can be like the original Hermione, or she can be snarky and glowering, like Snape, and vice versa.
edwards9mmbutterfly
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Closeted Snape
new take on the marriage law challenges --hg/ss friendship-ss/rl slash
by gtsimmu
Closeted Snape
(new take on the marriage law challenges --hg/ss friendship-ss/rl slash)
Here is an idea I love because I am a huge fan of both HG/SS fic and of SS/RL slash. I
am an avid fanfic reader but don’t have the time, energy or interest in becoming a writer.
However, if someone wants to take a stab at this one I would jump at the chance to Beta!
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Because the wizarding population is dwindling at an alarming rate, a marriage law is
passed that requires all single wizards of childbearing age to marry and procreate.
HG and SS end up married because it is better than the alternatives for both of them.
(Author needs to come up with a plausible scenario for why they end up with each other and not someone else.)
They must consummate the marriage and although both are kind and respectful to each
other, there are no fireworks. They must also continue to have sex on occasion because
of the constant pressure for the ministry to have children. The sex is awkward at best.
Over time, HG and SS become close and come to love and cherish each other as friends if
not lovers. They have lots in common and truly enjoy each other’s company (when they
are not trying to have sex). As HG gets to know Snape, she gets increasingly curious
about why he is so guarded about his love life and past relationships. He finally admits
he loved someone once. She initially assumes it was Lily. But over the course of the
story she finds out that while Snape truly did love Lily, it was only as a very close friend.
In fact, although SS has had other close friends since then (Dumbledore, McGonagall for
example) Lily was the only friend ever knew all of his secrets and she took those with her
to the grave.
Finally, after lots of observation and research, HG realizes the truth --that Snape is gay
and that the “love” he spoke of is Remus Lupin.
For over 25 years now he has closeted this side of himself and has a done a very good job
of doing so. The story should include examples of why and how he managed to fool
everyone, including Dumbledore, Lucius Malfoy and Voldemort.
Snape had been friends with Lupin while they were students and had sensed that there
may have been the start of something more. He had just began to open his heart to
Remus when the infamous prank at the shrieking shack happened. Snape thought Remus
betrayed him and was heartbroken. He decided after that he would never let him love
someone ever again. The author must decide if Remus ever knew about Severus’
feelings for him or not.
RL is now married to Tonks. Hermione is friends with both of them. (Lupin could be gay
or bisexual --bi might be more interesting…)
Hermione becomes intent on helping Snape find happiness and love even if she and
Snape have to stay married on paper.
Both Snape and Hermione need to end up finding their true love. They must find a way
to work around the the marriage law so that they can be with their respective lovers.
Throughout the story Snape must be in character. He remains a snarky, sarcastic bastard
who happens to be tremendously intelligent and witty. Hermione catches glimpses of a
more quiet, gentle and vulnerable side of him but just because he is gay doesn’t mean his
character would now be sappy, sentimental --or even nice.
The author must decide on:
 A love interest for Hermione
 Whether or not HG/SS and/or RL/NT succeed and conceiving. If SS/RL
 end up together and there is a baby involved it could get interesting….
 Whether or not RL/NT are in the same sort of situation as HG/SS are with
 the marriage law or if the RL/NT relationship is based on mutual
 love/attraction
Here is small snippet of dialogue I pictured when Hermione finally realizes the truth and
confronts Snape:
“You’re gay,” she said. There was no judgement in her tone. But it had the same
certainty as if she was telling him he had a big nose.
Snape turned to her, his face expressionless other than the slightest hint of a smirk
on his lips.
“Very good, Granger. Although I admit I’m a bit disappointed. I would have
thought with all of your supposed intelligence that you would have guessed that
sooner.”
She opened her mouth as if to protest and he cut her off, his trademark sneer
spreading across his face.
“I would have thought my performance in the bedroom would have been your
first clue.” Although his sarcastic delivery was intact, she detected the self-
deprication underneath that statement.
She knew him well enough now to know his drill. She wouldn’t let his snarky
attitude push her away this time.
He stared at her, daring her to make another comment about the subject. She held
his gaze, refusing to back down.
“You’re in love with Remus Lupin.”
And with that one statement, his whole demeanor changed. All confidence
evaporated and a look of panic came over his face. It wasn’t until he heard those
words come out of her mouth that he was forced to look at what he had been
trying to deny for years. Shit.
He stepped back and sank into the chair in silence covering his face with his
hands.
“Severus.” She moved across the room until she was standing in front of him and
gently placed her hand on his shoulder. “It’s okay.”
She heard him snort as he tried half-heartedly to pull away.
“It’s okay.”
She heard him release a breath he had been holding as she moved to gently sit
next to him and wrap her arms around him. After a few moments of silence during
which he seemed to forget to breathe she felt him gasp and begin to shake as she
heard a loud sob escape his lips, countless years of surpressed emotions finally
coming to the surface……
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Sixteen Again!
Snape has a nasty encounter with a potion that makes him young -- a strange brew with no known antidote!
I started writing this one, and I just couldn't get anywhere with it. The idea is that Snape winds up disguised as a student at Hogwarts while he and Dumbledore try to find an antidote to the potion of youth he has ingested. Blah, blah, falls in love with Hermione, who comes up with the antidote, because she's just smart and lucky like that.
Here's the part I already wrote: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/27307119/
violet_underdark
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Avalon
Time is stopped by the all powerful Goddes, so the most powerful witches and wizards can be sent to Avalon to be taught in the ways of battle... and love.
The mythical school on the Isle of Avalon is reopened by the Goddess of all. She puts time to a halt before the final battle, and wisks Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Severus, Draco and several other beloved characters away to Avalon to be trained for battle, and for life in the aftermath. They're kept there for a year, in which they are prepared, and some fall in love.
Like Hermione and Severus.
Duh.
sky_dust_09
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I have been recently been contemplating the idea of how to
introduce a little more realism into my fanfictions. I think this
can be accomplished by weaving a little bit of real history into
my stories, which relates more to other genres of fanfiction than
HG/SS, I'm sorry to say. Still, one idea did inspire me, especially
after recently re-reading The Twenty.
In many fairy tales there is a common theme: that of the
beautiful princess who hides her face from the world so that she
can find love (usually with a prince) through her personality rather
than her astonishingly good looks. I don't know if you've ever heard
the Chinese fairy tale about the girl with the bowl on her head...
(her dying mother asks her to wear a large bowl over her head to
hide her face at all times, so she is mocked by everyone until a great
lord hires her. They fall in love and she tries to remove the bowl,
but it is stuck. He agrees to marry her with the bowl and during the
ceremony it breaks in two, turning into gold for her dowry.) There's
another about a girl who runs away from the incestuous marriage her
father plans for her. (She takes three beautiful dresses that can be
folded up into walnuts and a coat made of the fur of every animal in
the world. She is hired to work in the kitchen of the palace, but
keeps herself dirty and wears the fur coat everywhere to disguise her
beauty. Then the prince throws a three-day ball, so she dresses up in
one of the dresses each night and the Prince falls for her. He slips
a gold ring onto her hand the last day and when he spies it on her hand
as he goes to the kitchen, he confronts her and proposes)
The Helen Plot Bunny
I'm sure you notice the common theme, which would work well in a
Hermione/Severus fanfiction. The basic idea came to me when I was
thinking about the story of Helen of Troy. What if her beauty was not
something natural, but a curse? A powerful wizarding curse that brought
nothing but misery to the girl who obtained the unnatural beauty and
the only way it could be broken would be for someone to fall in love
with her and not her looks. Naturally Hermione would be cursed somehow,
and figure out the details of it. She would be smart enough to see the
consequences of the spell, that her beauty had the power to tear the
world apart, because any man who saw her would be compelled to possess
her. (hopefully willingly) She would probably have to go veiled where
ever she went, which would give rise to rumors that the curse had
destroyed her face rather than amplified her beauty. She would wind up
with Snape somehow, there are thousands of plot devices, and he'd fall
for her while a few others accidentally glimpsed her to add some angst.
Eventually the curse would be lifted, but not before she used it to
some advantage. Meanwhile the war would be going on the whole time, so
that would add extra dimension to the love story.
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worshipfulness17
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Summerstorm_ smut or PWP plot bunny.html
Summer day with an evening storm. Idea for smut / PWP mainly.
klio1980
It's raining outside right now and I got this idea that has much to do with the current weather.
Category: smut / PWP / any other
I have written the first paragraph but I'm not much of a NC17 writer so I thought that it might be better to leave the rest to someone who knows what they write about. It is up to you if you leave it as it is or modify it slightly or create your own description of a summer storm.
What actually happens is yours to decide just remember it should be summer and the day should finish with a storm.
First paragraph:
Summer storms have their own unique properties. One can tell there’s one coming by midday heat. As opposed to those days when the warmth is welcoming, the summer storm lunchtime is not bearable. The clothes cling to the skin, the sunlight is blinding and the only haven is a cool room. The climax, the storm itself, comes with dinnertime. The temperature doesn’t drop by much as it should as the dark clouds approach along with sudden flashes. They’re not thunders because few of them are audible. They aren’t lightning because they merge with dimming daylight so that all one can see is a flash that alights the sky for a mere second. The raindrops hit the window or come the room along with breeze. The duration of a summer storm is unpredictable. Some last minutes, some hours. Like during the daytime, the best way to avoid the rain is to stay at home. Drink tea, read a book, cuddle… It is during one of these summer storm days that this happened.
If you decide to write a fic send me the link ;)
Ania
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Gender Bender Plot Bunny
A bizarre event results in switched genders for Snape's potion's class (you can expand if you want) !
lizardqueen222
This bunny just kept getting fatter off the humorous ideas that spawned in my head.
Who know's if it'll be do-able, but I know it would have hilarious consequences.
(BTW, Gender switching seems to happen in a lot of anime and manga: Ranma1/2 is popular one)
Basically, some accident happens, potions, peeves did it, freaky time turner+potions accident occurs and switches the genders of everyone in class (or more if you want) This includes Snape and Hermione(of course) as well as the rest of the golden trio. A lot of other people are optional.
The way I thought, this could be more or less challenging. On the more challenging side, this spell or mishap could be so complete, that it re-writes the gender-bended people's lives (except they remember they've been switched, although everyone else outside the incident thinks everything's normal)
or less complicated, where they just switch, and end up being crossdressed (haha) and have to accomodate, and those unaffected try to help. (probably the more hilarious route)
You might have to make up masculinized(is that a word) or feminized(probably not a word) names for those switched.
Also, how does everyone react to being the opposite gender? Obviously Hermione and Snape have to get together somehow. Who knows. I think the situation could be mostly funny, or it could be almost serious.
And how does everyone get back to being normal if they do get back?
Well, that's my bizarre bunny. Have fun and be free you little lop-eared freakazoid.
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Forgotten_Love.txt
Severus and Hermione were in love, but due to a magical accident, Severus has forgotten all about it.
wyrddsmith
I'd post this as a challenge, but I don't have the time to really deal with the, er, consequences of my actions if I do! If you want to discuss this idea/collaborate on it, email me at wyrddsmith@earthlink.net (I am working on the idea myself, but really want to see what others might do with it.)
The basics:
1. Write the story strictly from the point of view of another character than Hermione or Snape, preferably Ginny Weaseley. Use only the one character's point of view; no skipping from head to head!
2. Setting is post final battle. Valdemort is defeated or not, your choice - but he isn't an immediate threat.
3. Snape and Hermione have had a romantic relationship of some sort, but Snape no longer recalls it due to some form of magical incident. The cause of his amnesia is up to you. Snape does NOT know he's forgotten anything, and thinks of Hermione just like he did in school - as an annoying know-it-all.
4. Ginny (or whomever) works in a job that allows her to boss Snape around a little and enlist his help to search for Hermione, who has dropped out of sight after the final battle. Snape's not exactly thrilled. You decide if Ginny is a deliberate matchmaker or if it is inadvertent. She does know what he has forgotten, however.
5. Ginny (or whomever) is actually Snape's friend, a development resulting from working together during the war. She knows a side of him hardly anyone else has discovered, the man beneath the biting sarcasm.
6. There is danger, intrigue and Hermione getting a minor booboo which Snape has to tend. He learns of the memory loss.
7. Snape discovers what he is missing from his memory, and has to deal with it.
Bonuses to you if you can figure out how to include these (I just like 'em, want to see how they can fit in!):
1. Someone parodying Snape's first lecture to his First Years ('bottling fame', etc.)
2. Magical accident was involving a pensieve.
3. Another Mrs. Weasley knitting project, preferably with Slytherin colors.
4. The conversation, "I can apparate with the best of them!" answered with, "Then why did you leave your pants at home?"
5. Dumbledore saying (and not out of character, there has to be a reason), "I'm not a clueless git, Severus."
6. The story is told through correspondence or diary entries, at least in part. (Ginny is the only character in canon I recall writing a diary, and that's why I like her for this story.)
7. The phrase "Snogging in dark corners happens to be a hobby of mine."
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for_love_and_lamb_chops.txt
Music to shag a teenaged Snape to
moribundlust
Posting a message on the boards earlier about Snapes teenaged tastes, I felt the gnawing of a persistant bunny to this effect:
Correct my abysmal maths if you have the inclination, but I've been corrected that, taking Snape's DOB to be 1960 he would have been 18 in 1978.
This deduction led me to consider, accepting the premise that he listened to muggle music (he was 19! and um, rebellious! it was 1968! they were crazy times!) what he would have been into.
I'd love to see a fic where Hermione (in her last year or thereabouts?) connects with Snape after discovering his weakness for the Muggle music of his youth.
A tender or painful event occurs, triggering nostalgia and a regression into old records. Not a song-fic, or time-travel because.. *retches*, I think that this could reach a previously untapped element of the Snape myth.
Suggestions:
'I'm going to begin with the Velvet Underground (late '60s, early 70's)
- esp. the first album, because I think Reed embodies a certain dark sensuality..
Also, I'll suggest Serge Gainsberg's 'La histoire de melody nelson'(1971) for aforementioned reasons. Also it's French, so you can imagine Rickman purring along to the theme of an older man seducing his ingenue. *swoons*
*smiles slyly* Since Adam Ant was suggested, I'm all for Bowie... 'Golden Years'(1974), maybe Diamond Dogs...I could see Snape as embracing his more "gothic" work. *chuckles*
*snuggles* Jen
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PlotBunny-TheTransferStudent.txt
A Plot Bunny that's had me in a death-grip for quite a while now! :P
mercu947272001
This is one of the many bunnies I've gotten in the past few years of my short life
as an avid fanfiction-lover, but this particular one doesn't seem to want to let go of me.
So, I've decided to do it justice and give it up for adoption.
It's just a very general idea, no real detailed rules:
It is, of course, a HG/SS. That's the whole point of WIKTT!
A transfer student, whether it be a he or a she, comes from another school
from another country (your choice of country).
And I'm thinking along the lines of Hermione and Snape slowly starting to notice each other
and the student somehow trying to catch either Hermione or Snape's attention,
in a crush-sort of way or whatever. The other person, the person not being
the center of attention of the transfer student, gets jealous or something.
But hey, it doesn't have to be! I just want a sort of humorous story
with transfer students, since I'm a Korean :P
That's ALL!
And even though this ending should belong in the "challenges" .txt files,
I'll say it anyway, since I'm too lazy to make a whole challenge :P
(it's just the way I'm built! and I've got too much schoolwork anyway..)
(that was just an excuse..)
** the ending **
To upload any and all (if any) entries following this cute little bunny
(who's got a rather tight grip, once it gets to you), it will be preferred
that you upload it on another fanfiction site (down below are some general archives)
and gave us the link. But you don't have to! 'Specially if you're like me :D
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Plot Bunny...the step mother!
Snape and Hermonie are planning to marry much to his son's displeasure!
miss_hm
AU! Post-Hogwarts
Harry is Snape's son!
Harry is Hermonie's best friend!
She's also his future step-mother!
Hermonie is Snape's future wife! and a future sibling of Harry is coming on the way!
Needless to say, Harry isn't pleased with the idea of his already bussy friend as his future mom!
To make it more acceptable Hermione could be older than Harry but they must be friends.
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Plot bunny, potion accident
Snape is slipped a lust potion, and Hermione is the object of his desire
starfireflames13
This bunny is meant to be pretty loose, the only rules that I would suggest are : no slash, set during 6th year, evreryine must be as in character is possible. Have fun!
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Secret Santa!
Albust arranges a secret santa...
avigirl19
Ok, so this has probably been done before, but I was looking at other plot bunnies and stuff and it seemed like a decent idea.
The premise: Hermione is back at Hogwarts after graduation, she's either a teacher, apprentice, assistant, just visiting, whatever...
For whatever reason she's there in the first place, Hermione is there at least over Christmas. Albus thinks it'd be "fun" for all the teachers (and/or guests, depending on your reason for Hermione being there) to exchange gifts through a secret santa.
Everyone's name is written down, put in a hat (yes, this is the wizarding world, but keep in mind that it's Albus :) ), and every person taking a part of this must pick a name, no exchanging. Severus isn't willing, but Albus makes him do it. Unsurprisingly, Hermione gets Severus, and vice versa.
Whilst the gifts are anonymous, the gift that Severus gets makes him wonder who his secret santa was, and the same for Hermione.
I was thinking that a nice way for them to discover that they are each other's gift givers would be Snape over-hearing a conversation between Hermione and someone else. She would be talking about the gift she gave, but not to whom it was given. Obviously Snape would know because he was the recipient, but he doesn't say anything. In fact, he doesn't even know how to react!
His opinion of Hermione has changed slightly since she graduated (it must have if they're together in a professional capacity, or similar), but it will cange even moreso once he knows the gift is from her.
Enjoy!
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GryffindorPride
Gryffindor Pride??SNAPE??NO!!!
idrilnargathrond
What if Severus Snape, by some fluke of nature, was sorted into Gryffindor instead of Slytherin? How would Hermione think of him THEN????!!!!!
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Trapped
Hermione is captured by Death Eaters and held captive, who has to watch over her and then... Falls in love?
alexandergranger
The long, thin room had only four items of furniature in it, yet Hermione was
happy with it, or would have been if it were different circumstances under
which she was held in that room. By day, if not drowned by sorrow or confined
to her bed - seperate from the rest of her room - Hermione would sit in the
single chair next to her lamp, watching the grandmother clock tick noisily,
the pendulum swinging rhythmically, predictably, from side to side. She never
used the dressing table or mirror, except to check her appearance or eat her daily bread and water.
She was in no way vain, and did not want to impress anyone, but...
Continue this! Theer is a photo in the photo bit of how her room and bed appear, it is up to you to describe them properly. Please can somebody continue this?
Link to Picture: http://photos.groups.yahoo.com/group/whenikissedtheteacher/vwp?.dir=/Alexander+Granger+Plot+Photo%27s&.src=gr&.dnm=The+Room.gif&.view=t&.done=http%3a//photos.groups.yahoo.com/group/whenikissedtheteacher/lst%3f%26.dir=/Alexander%2bGranger%2bPlot%2bPhoto%2527s%26.src=gr%26.view=t
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Plot Bunny - Challenges
Plotting romance can be challenging...especially when others are up to similar mischief.
pinkplotbunny
This is an old bunny that reappeared recently. Please look after, am very fond of him!
Several years after the final battle, Snape is still in St Mungo's.
Hermione, now a permanent Hogwarts teacher, is taking his classes for 'an indefinite period'.
Dumbledore announces an New Year's Ball, just before the Christmas holidays, and also states to watch the professors carefully.
Over the next few days, Hermione and four others (I thought McGonagall, Sprout, Pomfrey and Pince) each receive notes
asking them to present challenges to all the Hogwarts staff.
Meanwhile, unbeknown to them, Snape is recovering, and is sent home on Christmas Eve.
He portkeys nearby the Shrieking Shack.
An old school friend of Hermione's turns up on Christmas Eve and
asks if she wishes to go for an outing.
Hermione accepts, but the school friend is regarded suspiciously by her colleagues.
They are accompanied by some others, who somehow disappear as they walk by the Shack.
After a lot of tension-building, the friend proposes. Enter Snape.
A couple of lines later, more appearances.
The friend is sent packing, but still regarded suspectly.
The challenges are received the next day, including Snape's (hastily sent).
The beginnings of emotion are shown among staff members.
Dumbledore has added his own challenge, namely, guess the challengers.
The school arrives back New Year's Eve, and everything is done for the Ball.
The challenges begin.
Suggestions:
-Pairings: AD/MM, FF/PS, PP/RL...whatever you want (these are just my favourites)
-Why not be inventive with the challenges? There're plenty of things you could do.
I realise this is a very short time span, but it does reflect some reality.^_~
Also, if you're feeling lazy, or don't want to make up your own challenges,
I've got some that you can tweak, mess around with, alter, change, or use for inspiration.
Just mail me at pinkplotbunny@yahoo.co.uk.
Ciao,
Pink.
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Add Sex, Then Stir Vigorously.txt
Severus has been hit by a potion/spell/hex that makes him insanely attractive. Hermione is the only one unaffected. I stole it from Buffy, but I gave the writers credit. You may or may not be interested.
worshipfulness17
I shamelessly stole this idea from an episode of Buffy: The Vampire
Slayer and I think there is already a challenge about it, but I can't
remember. I am too fiendishly lazy to go searching for it, but if
anyone finds one similar to this, I will delete it.
Basically the "Add Sex, Then Stir Vigorously" Plot Bunny is as follows:
Snape is somehow hit by a spell or affected by a potion that causes
every heterosexual female and homosexual male over puberty to find him
irrisistably sexually attractive. Naturally, this potion/spell
altercation will not involve Neville, as that is such a horrible cliche.
Just as naturally, Hermione will be the only one not affected by the
spell/potion, possibly because she brewed it, cast it, was partially
hit by it, or simply because she was not around when it was cast while
everyone else was. This will most likely have to be post-war, as it
lends itself predominately to romantic comedy. The war with Voldemort
really has no place in a romantic comedy. Dumbledore will also probably
be gone during the day or two that the story takes place in.
There will probably be a lot of close encounters with female teachers
and students, not to mention amusing scenes where Harry/Ron express
disgust. The whole situation will probably end up with Severus holing
up in a room while Hermione slips him food or with all the females coming
after Snape in a big mob, determined that if they can't have him, no one
will. Somehow this experience will bring Snape and Hermione together.
The most probable ending will be Hermione and Snape cornered by the lust
-crazed girls (and guys) and Hermione deciding that if she is going to
die, she is at least going to see what everyone's so worked up over. She
kisses Severus, and he kisses back, thus breaking the spell, because the
only cure for it was Snape giving into his desire for someone. Dumbledore
will then probably show up, providing comic relief with some off-the-cuff comment about lemon drops, etc.
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plot bunny.txt
A sorta plot bunny escaped from a novel, basically a short dialogue - funny, romantic or angsty, whatever you like it to be.
sheakespearientrouble
- If somebody asked you what your deepest sexual experience had been, what would you say?
- I knew the answer to that. Lying in bed early one morning and watching a woman in a red dressing-gown brush her hair.
- Joe said it was being in bed with a Chink and a Negress at the same time.
- I’d have thought that one up too when I was twenty.
- Joe’s fifty.
- I wonder what mental age they gave him in the war.
The above is from Graham Greene’s novel The Quiet American” and immediately made me think of Severus and Hermione. I’ve found to possibilities: Either Snape is talking to Hermione about some other woman – that would mean a friendship or dramatic, maybe rather tense story – or he is talking about her – she in a red dress being part of his deepest sexual experience” ever. I think the dialogue is a fantastic basis for a short story which could be anything between angst and a fluffy PWP. I never got round to writing it myself, so I thought I donate it to the plot bunnies farm at WIKTT… Have fun!
If anybody uses it, I’d be delighted to read about it on WIKTT or sycophanthex!
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PlotBunnyHouseElves.htm
Plot Bunny: The Malfoy Manor house elves notice strange happenings. Get the info to the good guys!
junewilliams7
House Elves Secrets - Plot Bunny
Summary:
The Malfoy Manor house elves notice that there's something strange happening. As house elves, they are sworn to protect the Malfoys' secrets (or else...), but when their old buddy Dobby arrives for a visit, Dobby finds out. How does the information get to the good guys (Severus, Hemione, the Order) without the "or else" happening to the house elves?
Up to You:
== What is the "or else" that happens to house elves who betray their master's secrets?
== What are the secrets that the house elves notice?
== Story can be before, during, or after Voldemort's demise
== Any genre: drama (e.g., the secret is a certain longtime prisoner at the Manor), SS-HG romance (this is WIKTT, remember!), humor (maybe the secret is a surprise party!), etc.
== Story title, rating
Mandatory:
== NO SEXUAL CONTACT between house elves and humans!
== Please don't make Hermione weak, whiny, clingy, or slutty
== This is WIKTT, so any lemons involving Hermione should be with SEVERUS - nobody else!
== Age: Hermione should be legal age for romance
== Required happy ending for SS-HG together
Optional:
== House elf romance - maybe Dobby finds true love!
== House elf heroes
== Kreacher! (the Grimmauld Place house elf who goes back to Narcissa Black Malfoy)
Acknowledgement:
If you use this plot bunny, please put in your story's intro: "Acknowledgement to the WIKTT Plot Bunny 'Capture and Release' program."
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Twists
Timeturner student/teacher fic
azhdeha7
How about a mix of the timeturner and student/teacher fics where Dumbledore sends Hermione to the past to teach and she ends up falling in love with the younger Severus. Just a little PB running around. Quite cute, but I don't really write. ;)
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Singing for her supper
Hermione's secret ambition isnt to be a teacher.
fayth82
Hermione loves to sing and wants to become a professional singer. Her parents said that they would support her in this IF she gets good grades. Hermione wants to sing so badly that she works as hard as she does to get those good grades. Snape uncovers her secret passion when he catches her either as she sings at Grimmauld place or in the room of requirement.
she doesnt know that he was watching.
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After Voldie's downfall...
Hermione's feeling alone and depressed after Harry Potter defeats the dark lord. Guess who rescues her...
mhermi123
I thought of this but I didn't know how to start it. Hermione's feeling alone and depressed after Harry Potter defeats the dark lord. Severus tries to let her know that she's not. Hermione should still be at school but it doesn't matter what year she's in.
If you do decide to adopt this plot bunny *bunny makes big cute eyes* then tell me at mhermi123@aol.com.
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Sabrina Plot Bunny
follows plot of Sabrina with more detail than the Sabrina Challenge
msjessicaallen
Sabrina Challenge
1. Voldemort has been defeated along with Harry Potter. You deal with the hows if you wish.
2. Inner Circle Death Eaters take over the ministry and therefore control the wizarding world. Lucius already had the coop in place, without Voldemort’s approval.
3. No one is able to disprove loyalties either way, so Snape is still considered loyal to his fellow purebloods. Therefore, he maintains a high status with the wealth to back it.
4. Pureblood Order members have gone into hiding, except for Ginny Weasley. See 10. You decide if the Order members ever show up during the story.
5. The house elves are basically extinct after helping the Order defeat Voldemort. A few select may still be around.
6. Lucius Malfoy, as the new Minister of Magic, decides that all ‘mudbloods’ who have been captured must serve the purebloods in order to live.
7. The Snape family acquires Hermione Granger among their slaves/servants. How is up to you. Pick two other muggle-borns to be at the Snape’s with her.
8. Hermione’s parents decide to come and be with her and also serve the Snape family. What the three of them do specifically is up for grabs.
9. The Snapes are very lenient with their servants. This can mean what you will.
10. Ginny Weasley does not go in hiding because she had taken the dark mark, and no Death Eater could prove she was part of the Order. You decide where her loyalties were and are.
11. Fred and George have also become very rich, as they did not take a side in the war, and thus are also not hiding. They take good care of their sister, and act as her parents would.
12. The line, ‘He is the world’s only living heart donor’ much be used in reference to Severus. Severus must use the following line when talking to Hermione, ‘Severus Snape is solitary. Yes, I suppose people would find that funny.’
13. The rest should be generally similar but not exact to the movie Sabrina.
Severus=Lenis Laraby
Hermione=Sabrina
Severus’s younger brother=David Laraby
Severus’s mom=Maude Laraby
Severus’s dad is dead
Ginny Weasley=Elizabeth Tyson
Fred and George Weasley=Elizabeth’s parents
*It may be interesting for Hermione to find Draco Malfoy on her trip wherever she goes and Draco could play the role of the French photographer in the movie that helps Sabrina begin to forget David.
****Oh yes, any length, any rating, any secondary genre (genre is romance), deadline October 31st. Good luck and write soon! I need something good to read!
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PLOT BUNNIE!!! *bounce*
HG loves RW, wants to marry RW, RW dies during war, HG finds love in arms SS. need I say more?
lullaby151
okay, so HG loves RW, wants to marry RW, RW dies during war, HG finds love in
arms SS. need I say more?
explanation: this fic would probably been set during the war. Harry and Ron
fight together during the war, Harry tries to protect Ron but fails miserably.
as he comes home, more dead then alive, he has to tell Hermione her fiancé
died in a fight with Death Eaters. Hermione (yeah yeah yeah) has a nervous
breakdown and finds a friend in the less likely person... (*dum dum dum*)
Severus Snape. will friendship grow out to be more? will Hermione forget (or
at least get over) lil dead Ron and go for Sev? your choice...
this idea was playing around in my head for some time now (damn those bunnies!
*shakes fist at happily jumping bunnie*), but the problem is... it won't leave
me alone and I have no idea how to work the idea out... -_- yes yes yes, I
know, call me crazy, I am, trust me. so if anyone wants to 'addopt' my dear
child... (*cough.embryo.cough*) just do! please sent me a mail if u use it...
I wanna read =P it's sad to see your child being raised by others... hmmn
okay, thnk for the ones that try =) enjoy, have fun, don't torture Ron too
much... *cough* WHAT?! I actually like the guy... ;_;
greetings, lullaby151
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plotbunny!!.txt
a cute little plot bunny, professor snape and hermione are changed into children........ and Harry and Ron must take care of them both..... please adopt it!!!
silver_youngling
hey, this little plotbunny has been hopping around in my brain for weeks, and tormenting the spider who powers my brain, so I'm putting said bunny up for adoption. anyone want it?
** Hermione and Professor Snape must be found in the potions classroom cuddled up together by Harry or Draco, and they must be small children, around 4 or so, no older than 6, due to some sort of potions accident. No memories about who they are, other than what they knew at that age.
** Accident can be anything from Peeves sabotaging something, unexpected reaction/ explosion, testing/ looking for a cure to a potion Neville made, some sort of attack, or corrupted ingredients, you can use one of these or make up your own.< I really like the Neville idea, testing an unknown potion he somehow managed to make....>
** There can be no immediate cure, as this has never occurred before, and no one is sure what exactly happened.
** Young Hermione and Severus must refuse to be separated for longer than a few minutes<cause they are bestest friends and it makes things difficult for everyone else, which is always a bonus.> without a disaster, probably initiated by one of them.
** 'Mione and Severus must stay close friends, maybe more when they are changed back <if they are changed back at all, you could just let them grow up, i suppose...> and retain all memories of being children again.
Things that should be included
- A thrown rubber ducky.< rubber ducky, you're the one,*squeak squeak** making bathtime lots of fun!! rubber ducky, you're the one for me!!>
- Professor Snape crying “-but I don’t wanna grow up!”
- Hermione kicking Ron<doesn't like Ron for some reason, prob'ly cause he doesn't like Snape...>, and hugging Draco<awwwww, babey Hermy likes Draky-waky...>.
- Neville babysitting.
- Levitating penguins and exploding juice boxes.< because that's just alot of fun.>
- Sev and 'Mione blowing things up on accident, and Harry and Ron trying to clean up after them.
- A food fight in the Great Hall.<come on, who hasn't wanted to have one of those in that oh so cool room?>
If you deciede to adopt this little bunny, please email me so I can read it!! thankees much!!!
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GoodBoy PB.txt
Sharing is the right thing to do...
shdgshipper
"What a Good Boy" songfic Plotbunny
I may attempt a songfic to this song, but I thought it was quite ss/hg, so I think the right thing to do is share. Sharing is good. So here's the song, it's by the Barenaked Ladies.
What a Good Boy
When I was born, they looked at me and said
what a good boy, what a smart boy, what a strong boy.
And when you were born, they looked at you and said,
what a good girl, what a what a smart girl, what a pretty girl.
We've got these chains that hang around our necks,
people want to strangle us with them before we take our first breath.
Afraid of change, afraid of staying the same,
when temptation calls, we just look away.
[Chorus]
This name is the hairshirt I wear,
and this hairshirt is woven from your brown hair.
This song is the cross that I bear,
bear it with me, bear with me, bear with me,
be with me tonight,
I know that it isn't right, but be with me tonight.
I go to school, I write exams,
if I pass, if I fail, if I drop out,
does anyone give a damn?
And if they do, they'll soon forget 'cause it won't take much for me
to show my life ain't over yet.
I wake up scared, I wake up strange.
I wake up wondering if anything in my life is ever going to change.
I wake up scared, I wake up strange
and everything around me stays the same.
[Chorus]
I couldn't tell you that I was wrong,
chickened out, grabbed a pen and paper, sat down and I wrote this song.
I couldn't tell you that you were right,
so instead I looked in the mirror,
watched TV, laid away all night.
We've got these chains, hang 'round our necks,
people want to strangle us with them before we take our first breath.
Afraid of change, afraid of staying the same when temptation calls ...
[Chorus]
When I was born, they looked at me and said;
What a good boy, what a smart boy, what a strong boy.
And when you were born, they looked at you and said;
what a good girl, what a smart girl, what a pretty girl, hey
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Hermione's Baby
Vicious plot bunny like attack dog. Pleae adopt it! The possibilities are endless!
emmakittty2000
This particular plot bunny has been nipping at my heels for quite some time now and after two tries to get it off of me; I still can’t seem to care for it properly.
So, I offer her to you; please take care of her, as she is one of my favorite bunnies.
Hermione and Severus once had a ‘relationship.’
What this ‘relationship’ consisted of it up to you, it could be a one-night-stand after completing a complex potion, or it could be a long, romantic partnership.
Your choice. But whatever the case, they’re not together now, and Hermione was the one who did the leaving.
This is very important. I don’t know why, but the bunny just says. After breaking up, Hermione doesn’t see Severus again.
Then she finds out she’s pregnant.
She gives the baby to Harry and Ginny, who are married and want a baby (so they probably should have been married for a while; I would recommend this take place several years after graduation).
Where Ron is, you get to decide. After giving her baby up, Hermione leaves Britain.
Now, it is eleven or more years after their breakup, and Hermione is coming back to teach at Hogwarts, alongside Harry, who is DADA Professor.
Hermione’s life has been materially fulfilled up to this point, but something was always missing from her soul.
Harry and Ginny inform their child (really Hermione’s child) that Hermione is her biological mother (or she could already know, it’s up to you), but don’t tell her who her father is.
Hermione comes to Hogwarts and is faced with her child asking who his or her father is.
Hermione eventually tells the child (who is on the verge of entering Hogwarts) and then the story of their relationship; make this as fluffy or angsty as you want, but please make it interesting.
Create a story about it.
Once Hermione’s child knows who his or her father is, Hermione doesn’t feel right about Severus still not knowing, so she goes and tells him. How he reacts is up to you.
I think awe would be a good reaction. And maybe a healthy dose of denial.
Anyway, everyone is struggling to understand everything, Ginny is upset because she thinks she’s losing her daughter, Hermione is upset because of all the volatile emotions flying around, Severus is upset because he’s been lied to for several years (the child might be, too) and Harry is upset because . . . well, Ginny is upset.
It is in this atmosphere of positive energy that Ginny finds out she’s pregnant with twins.
A girl and a boy, but she doesn’t know the sex of the babies yet.
Once the school year finally starts, the Potters and Co. develop a routine and schedule and everything sort of starts getting easier.
Hermione’s child must learn to deal with the fact that she has two sets of parents who love her, but she must choose which one she is going to call Mum and Dad and live with and such.
(I would go for Harry and Ginny, but that’s just me.)
Meanwhile, Hermione and Severus realize they have growing feelings for each other, but neither wants to act on it.
So the child (or someone else if you make the child a boy, because I don’t know that a boy would really do this, but it’s your choice) locks them in a room together.
They can’t get out using magic or force, so they are stuck until someone decides to let them out, which only the one who locked them in can do. Hermione and Severus realize that they care about each other and form a romantic relationship.
Where you take it from here is up to you, but please make the fic have an epilogue that ties up all loose ends and tells you what happens several years in the future.
A good place for this to happen could be at the child’s sixteenth, thirteenth, eighteenth birthday.
Please make Hermione and Severus have another child (or maybe two), but you don’t have to.
That’s just what I would like. If you would like to read my pitiful attempt at caring for the bunny, look for Both Your Houses at fanfiction.net.
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'One Slip' Bunny
Plot Bunny from a Pink Floyd song
ladyflashb
This bunny has been nibbling my bum for a couple
months now, so guess I should let it out
to play!
The lyrics to this song just scream SS/HG fic
to me. They are from the album:
"A Momentary Lapse of Reason".
One Slip
Artist:Pink Floyd
A restless eye across a weary room
A glazed look and I was on the road to ruin
The music played and played as we whirled without end
No hint, no word her honour to defend
I will, I will she sighed to my request
And then she tossed her mane while my resolve was put to the test
Then drowned in desire, our souls on fire
I lead the way to the funeral pyre
And without a thought of the consequence
I gave in to my decadence
One slip, and down the hole we fall
It seems to take no time at all
A momentary lapse of reason
That binds a life for life
A small regret, you won't forget,
There'll be no sleep in here tonight
Was it love, or was it the idea of being in love?
Or was it the hand of fate, that seemed to fit just like a glove?
The moment slipped by and soon the seeds were sown
The year grew late and neither one wanted to remain alone
One slip, and down the hole we fall
It seems to take no time at all
A momentary lapse of reason
That binds a life for life
A small regret, you will never forget,
There'll be no sleep in here tonight
Anyway... Hope someone out there can see the possibilty
of this intrepid little rabbit.
LadyFlashB
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Wizard of Oz bunny...
free for anyone to adopt, partially or in whole...
a. Hermione watches the Wizard of Oz when she is at home on her summer holidays
b. she has a dream in which she is a Dorothy character
but the
a. tin man is Professor Snape (looking for a heart)
b. the scarecrow is Ron (looking for a brain)
c. the cowardly lion is Neville (looking for his courage)
d. the wizard of Oz is Dumbledore
e. the wicked witch of the West is Lucius Malfoy ...
the interactions between the characters could be interesting...
Now...maybe this is not really a dream but a _shared dream_...and everybody
else involved experiences it?
And it influences the actions and behaviour of the person involved and
Hermione experiences that when she returns home after her summer holidays.
They do not need to look like the tin man or the scarecrow etc...only taking their
places and looking for those specific
I hope somebody will adopt this fluffy little bunny...It deserves good parents..*grin*
Greetings,
Iejasu
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Deadly_Potions
Plot Bunny
jdemille
This little bunny came to me while in that lovely state between sleep and wake
last night. Even though I am no writer ( Although I do enjoy reading a good
fanfiction), I could never do this bunny justice...so I pass it on to someone
who is interested...
It begins 11 years post graduation. The 'Marriage Law' has increased the
numbers of new students starting at Hogworts and Hermione is hired to teach
first year potions. She is alone in her potions lab either preparing a potion
for class or researching something of her own when either accidentally the
potion spills ( mixing with another compound ), or explodes, causing hazardous
fumes to fill the room. Her lungs fill, causing lung damage ( collapsed
lung..something like this) and she dies.
In the post death state, she comes across Ron ( who obviously has passed on,
either final battle, or auror work related), and he tells her that she needs
to go back. She is given a job to do and has six months to set her affairs in
order and complete her task. Her job - to help bring Severus Snape out of his
depression and help him to become the man he once was. He of course still has
to be 'snarky snape', but since the war concluded, he has retreated within
himself, and makes no effort to improve his life, yada yada yada.
Hermione returns to her current form and wakes, finding that she is in the
infirmary and Madam Pomfrey is standing over her. She is told that she wasn't
found for a period of time and that she has some scaring in her lungs, which
magic can't seem to fix, but they can only help with certain potions.
She sets to task.... makes friends with Snape ( with A LOT of effort on her
part) and tries her best to show him what life has to offer. Tries to set him
up with one of the newer teachers who is closer to her age...and whatever else
you can come up with ;)
As the six month time period gets closer, Hermione becomes sicker and
sicker..finding it more difficult to breath and one day ends up again in the
infirmary ( perhaps passing out in the presence of Snape, who then takes her
there and sits by her bedside), knowing this is the end, he keeps her company,
just sitting with her.
She makes some comment that she is tired, and he tells her to rest and that he
will be here when she wakes up. She closes her eyes, he looks out the window,
only to hear her breath in several long deep 'normal' breaths, and then she it
stops. He looks at her for a few minutes, no emotion. Gets up from his
chair...walks to her bedside, leans over, kisses her forehead and says, ' I
love you Granger' and turns to leave. ( There is no indication that he has
these feelings before now, or at least there Hermione doesn't know this. She
may find herself having feelings, but tries her best to hold them back,
knowing that her death will happen.)
Now, my little mind has come up with 2 endings to this story...either one ( or
hell, even use one of your own), is useable.
#1 - Snape moves on, and it ends with him heading to ask the 'new' teacher out
for coffee, etc.
#2 - When Hermione dies, Ron is there to meet her, and they witness this
exchange. Ron can tell that she was falling in love with him, and sends her
back. As Snape is walking at the end of the bed, Hermione opens her eyes and,
well...' Happy Ever After', and Ron smiles down on them.
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PB-Big Noses (Cyrano de Bergerac)
A Cyrano de Bergerac SSHG fanfic
Jilliananna
I have batted this particular idea in my head for some time, as I see a the issues and themes in Cyrano
that could create a well-developed Severus and Hermione fic.
Hopefully any writer who would want to pick this endeavor would know the story, but if you do not, then let me give a quick summary:
Cyrano de Beregerac is a swordsman and quick wit who falls in love with the smart and beautiful Roxanne (who just happens to be his cousin).
Also in love with her is a young noble named Christian, which Cyrano discovers Roxanne believes to be in love with.
He represses his own love and helps Christian woo Roxanne by using his gift of eloquency and often wooed her in Christian's stead.
Roxanne thinking Christian spoke the sweet words, marries Christian, but both men are sent to war,
with Roxanne extracts a promise from Cyrano that he will protect and watch over Christian. Cyrano, while encamped, writes Roxanne under
Christian's name, and she desperately wants to see Christian.
Meanwhile, Christian realizes that Cyrano is also in love with his Roxanne and when she arrives at the front,
demands that Cyrano declare his feelings so she can choose.
Unfortunately before this occurs, shots ringout and Christian is killed. Cyrano knows this is not the time to declare himself,
and so Roxanne is then sent to a convent while Cyrano continues to battle.
After surviving the war, he visits Roxanne often at the convent, and after a major scuffle with one of his enemies,
he drags his dying body to the convent, where Roxanne realizes that is was Cyrano who wrote her the beautiful letters,
only after he recites the content. He dies soon after.
While this is a tragic story, I can see a great potential for Severus and Hermione, if anyone dares to try it.
I think it would also be important as to whom should portray Christian
(I would not recommend Ron or Neville. Harry or Draco would make good Christians, but that is to your discretion).
Anyway, this is my plot bunny, and I hope it finds a home here in WIKTTland.
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As if we never said goodbye
SS reflects on his life and it's changes as he waits to marry HG
fclally
Heya,
This is my first post. I've been reading SS/HG stories for about two months now and was listening to a song on my computer yesterday and all I could see was Severus about to marry Hermione, thinking the words of the song, which are absolutely perfect in so many ways.
Basically I see him thinking about his new life with her and how it's so diffreent from his last attempt.
I can't think how to put imagery to it, so I was hoping someone out there could instead!
GOOD LUCK!!!!
Frances
The words are as follows:
I don't know why I'm frightened
I know my way around here
The cardboard trees, the painted seas, the sound here...
Yes, a world to rediscover
But I 'm not in any hurry
And I need a moment
The whispered conversations in overcrowded hallways
The atmosphere as thrilling here as always
Feel the early morning madness
Feel the magic in the making
Why, everything's as if we never said goodbye
I've spent so many mornings just trying to resist you
I'm trembling now, you can't know how I've missed you
Missed the fairy tale adventure
In this ever spinning playground
We were young together
I'm coming out of make-up
The lights already burning
Not long until the cameras will start turning...
And the early morning madness
And the magic in the making
Yes, everything's as if we never said goodbye
I don't want to be alone
That's all in the past
This world's waited long enough
I've come home at last!
And this time will be bigger
And brighter than we knew it
So watch me fly, we all know I can do it...
Could I stop my hand from shaking?
Has there ever been a moment
With so much to live for?
The whispered conversations in overcrowded hallways
So much to say not just today but always...
We'll have early morning madness
We'll have magic in the making
Yes, everything's as if we never said goodbye
Yes, everything's as if we never said goodbye...
We taught the world new ways to dream!
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Snape's got a sister, and let's say things get complicated (just read, this summary sucks)
totallycrazyde
Okay guys,
I have this huge plot bunny nibbling at my toes, and I can't get if off. I just don't have the time to write this story (because it could get very long), so I thought maybe one of you wanted to adopt it…
So, here it is (or at least part of it; wouldn't want to spoil the whole story):
Let's assume Severus Snape is not an only child, but has a sister (she has to be younger than him). She can be a half-sister, or a step-sister, or even an illegal child to one of his parents, but they have to have been brought up together.
When his sister comes to teach at Hogwarts (Sev of course knew nothing about it or he would have refused to accept it – Albus is a wise man, I can tell you!), he isn't exactly happy about it. Their attitude towards each other is rather cold (on both sides) and as they are much alike, they argue a lot.
His sister doesn't use her maiden name, so no one brings her in relation to Snape, so people may think there's something like an ugly break-up in their past. But there are only few people who know the truth (and, yes, we all know that Dumbledore knows!).
A lot of strange things happen (with the Dream Team, but the Malfoys have a role to play and one of the Marauders is directly involved, too).
All in all, I'd say "great story". Only I can't write it due to too much work (at university, on my other fics, and not to forget there's the little factor of life itself and how to earn your living…), so anyone who wants to know more and probably adopt my plot bunny, email me (totallycrazyde@yahoo.de) for further details (I won't post them in the open because it would give away too much and spoil the story before it even started).
But I can tell you to expect some nasty revelations and a few twists and turns.
Bye,
crazy
PS: Oh, I almost forgot: The story can – of course – be a SS/HG, if you want (but who on this site wouldn't???). It wouldn't be necessary, but it adds a few possibilities as to where the story could go…
I'm awaiting your numerous requests J,
crazy
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Roles Reversed, now in html! (NOT a time-turner fic)
yoarashi_chan
About a month ago, while moving my mom, I had one of those odd, stress-induced dreams that was a really weird HG/SS story. I had the presence of mind to actually write most of the details down, but no patience or time to actually write the story.
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Hermione Granger is a contemporary of Lily Evans and the Marauders. She is the Potions Mistress of Hogwarts and the Headmistress of Slytherin House. She has been all but blacklisted by her old friends with the exception of Remus Lupin.
"The Marauders", while initially were just a few Gryffindors in school, became the name of "Strike Force" of the Order of the Phoenix who did all the Really Dirty Work (assassinations, bombings, you name it) against the Death Eaters. It was a very ugly time, much more so than in canon. Hermione was a Marauder from the beginning, bringing her expertise in potions and tactical planning.
Hermione was a warrior on the forefront with the rest, having figured out how to create truly enchanted weapons cued in to it's owner's strengths. She has a lovely broadsword that rips out a victim's magical essence. Yes, Dark Magic. Very, very Dark Magic. Every Marauder has their own, individual weapon that they carry on their person, and can only be used by them. The weapon disappears from existence when it's owner dies. Each weapon can only be used by it's owner.
Inspired by her own weapon's ability, Hermione created a potion to do the same. The tricky part was to get Voldemort to ingest it. Lucius volunteered to doctor Voldemort's drink.
Lucius turned against Voldemort when Voldemort required each and every one of his followers to make a "Binding Sacrifice" to him. Namely, their first-borns were to be the blood sacrifice to grant them more power (well, to Voldemort, anyway). Lucius couldn't bear the thought of sacrificing his infant son, Draco, and sought out Dumbledore for help. Lucius became the spy and a Marauder-in-Training. However, there were others in the Death Eaters who were more than happy to toss in their Firstborns.
Silas Snape was put on a hit list, as little Severus was reported to be among several to be sacrificed on Samhain. Silas was a jealous, power-hungry sadist who was also Voldemort's right hand man, alongside Lucius. Being the younger brother, Silas "lost out" on the Snape fortune and title to his elder brother Samuel. Voldemort and the Death Eaters was his way to "beat out" his brother.
Samuel was a scholar and a brilliant researcher in Archaic Potions, not to mention hopelessly clueless when it came to social relations. Which is why he remained a bachelor for so long. He married Silas' widow and adopted her young son (his nephew) as his own.
Samhain was a total clusterfuck on both sides. In a nutshell (and in no particular order): Hermione killed Silas Snape before Severus was sacrificed. Lucius was forced to drink the tampered potion to "prove his loyalty to the Dark Lord", thereby losing his magic forever (but he kept his son!). The Potters were killed and Voldemort was dispatched by Baby Harry. Sirius Black killed the LeStranges. Sirius was rendered insane by multiple Cruciatus from Peter Pettigrew and other Death Eaters. Peter Pettigrew died by Remus Lupin's hands. No wand, no weapon needed. Children that were sacrificed: Pansy, Vincent Crabbe, and Victor Krumm. Yes, Gregory Goyle is alive and well. What? You think all the Slytherin kids were killed off? Not a chance.
After the war, many in the community and the Ministry called for Slytherin House to be done away with, to "eliminate a sinister influence on the children of Hogwarts". After all, many Death Eaters, including the Dark Lord himself had come from said house. Hermione Granger loudly protested the very idea, citing all the non-Slytherins in the Dark Lords employ, and the many Slytherins who fought against him. In the end, Slytherin House was allowed to stay, under strict scrutiny. However, no one wanted to be it's Head of House. Hermione took the position, as well as Potions Mistress. She is still searching for a cure to the potion she created that stripped Lucius Malfoy of his magic. For all her loyalty, she is shunned for her choices and blacklisted from most of the community. Many in the Order and in the Marauders view her stand with the Slytherin children as the act of a traitor. Remus stands with Hermione, believing that the future is with the children. Oh, and that more than likely, Voldemort isn't dead. No body, no death. Paranoia does a Marauder good.
20 years later:
Dumbledore and the rest of Hogwarts have remained mostly unchanged.
Severus Snape is a contemporary of Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter. His father was killed in the war, but has a kindly new father/Stepfather (who happens to be his uncle!). He likes books, potions, and researching with his father. He is socially awkward and shy, but a likeable kid. Tall and gangly, prone to daydreaming and wandering off. He mutters to himself a lot.
Lucius Malfoy was the "traitor" against Voldemort, and for it he had his magic ability stripped from him, leaving him virtually a squib. He retains his lands, family, wealth and title (Lord Malfoy) for his efforts and sacrifices in the war. He has long since forgiven Hermione for the potion. Well, it wasn't meant for him in the first place, but he has everything at the end of the war save his magic. And she really has been working very hard at a cure, and Slytherin has been looking better than it has in years. At the hands of a repentant Gryffindor, none the less! But most of all, he has his son and wife alive and well.
Sirius Black has a room at St. Mungo's next to the Longbottoms.
And Harry Potter is still "The Boy Who Lived".
Hermione is not a "female Snape", but an older, wiser and jaded Hermione. She is very adept at wandless magic, rarely using her wand. It's an excellent reminder to students (and her Slytherins) how powerful and dangerous she can be. She is respected by the Slytherins (who actually resent having a Gryffindor for a Head of House, but given that it was her or no house, they adapt well to the circumstance.) She is fair in her discipline tactics; she'll award points when due to anyone, but will deduct points from anyone but Slytherins. They get detentions for "disrespecting and disgracing" their house. They always serve horrible detentions with their Head of House. She holds them to very high standards and makes sure each and every Slytherin knows why. They are to be above reproach, the very best their families can produce. Needless to say, Slytherin has held the House Cup for over 15 years running. Lucius and Minerva have observed how well Slytherin House has benefited from having a Lioness looking after them.
Hermione does not "flap about like a great bat", rather she slips in and around like a dark ghost, popping out of shadows and disappearing into them again. She does not raise her voice, a glance from her can silence a room. She learned to sneak about by hanging with the Marauders in school, then elevated it to an art (as they all did) while fighting the war. Remus is equally as swift and silent.
Hermione has no social life outside of the castle. And the odd call from Remus or Lucius now and then.
Draco is spoiled, but not quite a brat. He needs to be reminded every now and then that even though "She" took his fathers magic away, that it was really the Dark Lord who did it. And Draco still has both of his parents, alive and well. His wealth is icing on the cake. His friend Severus' father was killed in The War, as was many of his other friends' parents, sometimes both of them. He learns that even the great Harry Potter is an orphan from the war. He might turn out to be a decent kid after all.
The Weasleys are still all together, but Arthur has a little better pay for his work at the Ministry. He is, after all, one of the War Heroes. The Burrow is a little warmer in the winter and not so ready to topple over. He still collects electrical plugs and Molly still knits sweaters and cooks for an army. They're still the Weasleys.
Potions class (first 3 years) MWF, Mon Lecture, Wednesday Practical, Friday Quiz/ Test (depends on the potion). Hogwarts has the foremost Potions curriculum in Wizarding Europe, not to mention the highest testing scores. She is unbelievably stern in class, especially while brewing, and is not above making a student ill to maintain discipline. Hexes, aside from potions, are her specialty.
Contrary to popular belief, Hermione doesn't wear black. She wears a lovely deep forest green robes, with a striking ruby brooch at her throat. Her hair is still flyaway and bushy, except while brewing potions or supervising others brewing potions, then she pulls her hair back into a tight plait. She often offers hair ties or hair cuts to long-haired students.
And this is the year Harry Potter (and Draco and Ron and Severus et al) start school.
That's all that's in my notebook from the trip.
-Deb
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Plot Bunny - A very different Time-Turner fic - by Lara
We all know the story - Hermione travels to the past, and, while there, falls in love with Severus. That's usually the cue for her to return home. But not this time...
lara_8818
This bunny was inspired by a single post on the Prudence and Potions:
'I haven't however seen a fic where Hermione stays in the era she was sent to.
And if this is so, Do you think the relationship between HG/SS would prevent
Sev from becoming a DE if they were together in Sev's Hogwarts era?'
That got me thinking about a very unusual AU:
"What would the Harry Potter books have been like if Hermione wasn't
Harry and Ron's classmate, but twenty years their senior - and probably a
teacher, at that?
And since she'd probably retain her memory, and would therefore know everything
that was to go on up to the point she had left, would she be able to keep
herself from interfering? Particularly with Harry's parents - would she warn
them that Pettigrew was a traitor, for Harry's sake, or would she allow them to
be sacrificed, for the sake of the wizarding world?
And you're right - what about Severus? Would he become a DE, or not? If he
didn't - and did not, subsequently, become a spy - how would Dumbledore's side
handle the lack of his information?
Would she ever tell him she was from the future? If she did, might she
encourage him to *become* a DE, then turn spy at the proper time?"
I would dearly love to write this, but I have far too much on my plate at the
moment - and an idea this good deserves to be developed! Only requirement -
make it SS/HG, of course;). And send me a mail if you write!
-Lara
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What if, all those years ago, Dumbledore had been unable to save Severus from Azkaban? What if he had spent more than sixteen years incarcerated in that horrible place? How would this change the course of events? Black escapes on schedule and then two years later when the Dark Lord frees his minions, Severus is left behind.
Would he then escape himself amidst the confusion, for revenge on all those who wronged him if nothing else? Or perhaps would Dumbledore send some one (or ones) to stage his own jail break? Maybe Hermione could be part of this team or perhaps be asked to aid him in some manner upon his return to Grimmuald Place.
This bunny is looking rather big, but is only half grown. (Or is that half-baked?) Anyone looking to adopt?
Tycho
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Mermaid forever? By illiana369
Hermione is hit with the Mermaid’s Curse and is forced to return to the water every night. She must marry to lift the curse or lose her magic and become a mermaid forever
Plot Bunny - Where's My Prince? - by Iejasu
Cinderella Plot Bunny or "Where is my Prince?"
Plot Bunny - The spying disease .htm - by Eireté
Hermione has a misterious disease which endangers the whole Wizarding Community.