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Author Topic: A Haiku or two  (Read 71268 times)

Offline DTM (Wet and grey)

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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #150 on: March 02, 2009, 09:20:01 AM »
I like the pussy
But maybe not the same way
I like mine all wet!
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #151 on: March 02, 2009, 11:33:44 AM »
*shakes head*  I'll have to keep that one in mind for future inspiration!

It's too bad I suck
Oh, how I despise haiku
But run boards, I must!
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #152 on: March 02, 2009, 11:48:51 AM »
Too bad that you suck?
Sounds like a great skill to me
Go Mister MD!
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #153 on: March 02, 2009, 07:57:20 PM »
I have seen the light
Hearts and romance no, sex yes
Now I love haiku!
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #154 on: March 03, 2009, 08:54:08 AM »
Haiku not high brow
Anything goes in haiku
Fuck slut cocksucker!
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #155 on: March 03, 2009, 01:13:37 PM »
such a mouth has he
such language spoketh he
'twill be soap for sure


*smirks*
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #156 on: March 03, 2009, 03:18:03 PM »
Mine words give me up
Foul and wretched man am I
Thus it always is
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #157 on: March 03, 2009, 03:27:28 PM »
foul and wretched, he
ever typical, said she
his name? DTM
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #158 on: March 03, 2009, 03:29:17 PM »
She runs me through hard
Tis a woeful end for me
Perhaps I will pee
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #159 on: March 03, 2009, 03:33:08 PM »
Hopefully no blood
Her sword is sharp; her tongue worse
Yea! Sisterly love
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #160 on: March 03, 2009, 03:36:00 PM »
Incestuous sis
Offering her tongue to me
I do declare "Yikes!"
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #161 on: March 03, 2009, 03:37:05 PM »
Okay, that's just gross
only a boy would think that
brothers are so weird
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #162 on: March 03, 2009, 03:39:15 PM »
Twas not me said it
Twas you my dearest sister
Boys rule girls doth drool!
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #163 on: March 03, 2009, 03:40:52 PM »
an apostrophe
isn't a cheat, silly man
's a useful tool
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #164 on: March 03, 2009, 03:42:07 PM »
Who you calling tool
How rude of you to say such
I am telling mom
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