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Offline DTM (Wet and grey)

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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #255 on: June 03, 2009, 04:06:14 PM »
Man boobs are so fun
If no one here to play with
I fondle myself
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #256 on: June 03, 2009, 04:08:37 PM »
Fondle them moob man
Can you lick your own nipples?
Nipple clamps are fun!
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #257 on: June 03, 2009, 04:10:08 PM »
Moob man sounds so wrong!
As bad as Kim Se Long Dong
Porn names can be fun!
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #258 on: June 04, 2009, 12:52:10 AM »
Was trying to know
What moobs are. Haiku now shows
WAY too much info!
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #259 on: June 04, 2009, 10:40:29 AM »
Anal Admin he
Cracking the whip all can see
Women start to swoon
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #260 on: June 04, 2009, 09:49:11 PM »
I am full of food.
While working on forum checks
Just about done now!
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #261 on: June 09, 2009, 01:02:17 PM »
Tuesday morning here
Wonder what I have to do
Oh right watch more porn
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #262 on: June 10, 2009, 07:48:46 AM »
I am watching now
Replay of Colbert Report
SHOW TUNES FOR JONG IL!

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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #263 on: June 14, 2009, 07:20:07 PM »
My mojo has gone
I can't even Haiku well
I miss my mojo
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #264 on: June 14, 2009, 07:22:54 PM »
Dang, well take time off.
Reflect, regroup, then come back.
And enjoy writing!
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #265 on: June 15, 2009, 06:16:39 PM »
Summer needs to come
Sooner than later so then
Road trips are sunny!
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #266 on: June 25, 2009, 12:54:48 PM »
MD is a slut
I saw it written on wall
In the bathroom stall
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #267 on: June 25, 2009, 12:56:10 PM »
DTM wishes!
He's there for the glory hole
No, the other side
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #268 on: June 25, 2009, 01:10:43 PM »
If that's what you want
I will turn around for you
Kiss my ass MD!
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #269 on: June 25, 2009, 01:14:17 PM »
Stroking my strap-on
Kissing is not on my mind
Bend over for me?
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