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Offline DTM (Wet and grey)

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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #60 on: September 29, 2008, 09:34:20 AM »
Hey!  At least you're learning new words!

Will come in handy if you visit America.

"Sorry I took so long in the loo.  I had some stubborn dingleberries that would not come off."

5 reasons NOT to do a triathlon

1. Because Uni, work and raising twins seems like a heavy enough life load.
2. You might get distracted by all the men's thighs and trip during the run.
3. Vids of you biking may appear on youtube
4. Cuts into sex time
5. Cuts into sleep time


Gimme 5 foods that are disgusting to eat.


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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #61 on: September 29, 2008, 02:03:03 PM »
*snorts* that is so tacky !

*writes down reasons*

Gimme 5 foods that are disgusting to eat.

1. Peanut-butter and mayonnaise sandwich
2. Cinnamon roll with Italian dressing
3. Ear wax
4. Pickles and milk
5.Steak and Skittles

Gimme 5 personality traits to avoid
"Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."

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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #62 on: September 30, 2008, 09:07:08 AM »
*laughs @ ear wax*

5 personality traits to avoid

1. Self righteous folk
2. God botherers (Can be in category 1 also)
3. Weasels
4. Constant complainers
5. The "I have done that but just a little bit better then you did" folk


Gimme 5 rejection lines to use at a bar
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #63 on: September 30, 2008, 11:35:50 AM »
Gimme 5 rejection lines to use at a bar

1. You remind me of that banjo player in "Deliverance."
2. I'm celibate.
3. I'm really a man
4. I like my eggs unfertilized in the morning.
5. I'm gay

Give me 5 things NOT to do on a first date
"Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."

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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #64 on: September 30, 2008, 04:40:04 PM »
Five things NOT to do on a first date:

1. Call your spouse
2. Bring out the wedding planner book
3. Let your handcuffs fall out of your purse
4. Talk about your toy collection
5. Give him head


Gimme five things TO DO on a first date
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #65 on: September 30, 2008, 10:08:22 PM »
Gimme five things TO DO on a first date

1. Wear the nice knickers
2. Have a code for a standby emergency
3. Brush teeth and floss
4. Snog (because it is in his kiss)
5. Leave the radical PETA membership for the second date


Gimme five things your mother warned you about
"Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."

Offline DTM (Wet and grey)

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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #66 on: October 01, 2008, 09:20:29 AM »
5 things my mother warned me about

1. Eating yellow snow
2. Girls who don't give head on the first date *looks at saguaro*
3. Loose women *declines to say who I am looking at*
4. Relatives coming to stay for a "short visit"
5. Never double down on 5's


Gimme 5 things to do in a casino besides gambling
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #67 on: October 01, 2008, 01:58:29 PM »
whispers what does "double down on 5's mean?"

Gimme 5 things to do in a casino besides gambling

1. Watch a show
2. Pick up zone
3. go to the Wednesday night ladies night, have a pedicure, massage and your cards read with your GF.
4. Meet your sport stars
5. Buffet

Gimme me 5 drinking songs
"Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."

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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #68 on: October 01, 2008, 03:35:07 PM »
I think it's a poker term double down is.

Gimme me 5 drinking songs
1. Irish Drinking Game (watch us do it for Comedy Improv! - )
2. 100 Bottles of Beer on the wall
3. Swing low sweet chariot
4. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
5. We are the champions

Gimme 5 things you can see on a highway.
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Offline Tinks (NSFW)

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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #69 on: October 02, 2008, 01:13:22 AM »
ooo poker....

Gimme 5 things you can see on a highway.

1. Hot emergency guys
2. people picking their nose
3. people putting on makeup (both sexes)
4. Speed freaks
5. Road kill

Gimme 5 board games with ratings ie 1 - poor 5 excellent
"Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."

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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #70 on: October 02, 2008, 10:15:01 AM »
Actually Blackjack.  And it should have read "Never split 5's, Always double down on 5's".  Damn I need to hit a casino for a refresher!

5 board games with ratings

1. Monopoly - 4
2. Stratego - 4
3. Risk - 5
4. Trivial Pursuit - 3
5. Chutes & Ladders - 5!



Gimme 5 foods that make you drool every time
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #71 on: October 02, 2008, 08:19:19 PM »
5 foods that make me drool.

1. Lemon Bars - homemade
2. Lasagna- homemade
3. Lobster
4.  Seven Layer Bars-homemade
5. Pecan Pie with real whipped cream-homemade

Gimme 5 crazy ways to spend your weekend.

Offline Tinks (NSFW)

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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #72 on: October 02, 2008, 09:33:48 PM »
Ooo good ratings for the board games

Thou here it is called snakes and ladders ......don't you have snakes on your games??? maybe the aussies just want the kids to get use to snakes early *grins*

Nitza ~ recipe for lemon bars ......please? that goes for 7 layer bars also *grins*

Gimme 5 crazy ways to spend your weekend.
1. Training
2. Triathlon
3. Naked koloa wrangling wrestling
4. Participating in a toe nail painting session with the prisoners in the remand section.
5. Vomiting off the side of a yacht because your partner told you it was just a lil breeze (force 10 gale)

Gimme 5 bad honeymoon destinations

"Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."

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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #73 on: October 03, 2008, 04:22:43 PM »
5 bad honeymoon destinations

1. London...Ontario
2. Your mother's basement
3. The travel agent's office
4. Antartica (unless you're a penguin)
5. Some old dingy in the port

Gimme 5 household chores you always pass onto someone else.
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #74 on: October 03, 2008, 08:31:02 PM »
Oh Haru! *cracking up @ Mother's basement and dingy

Gimme 5 household chores you always pass onto someone else.

1. Dusting:anything up high
2. Cooking (if I can get away with it)
3. Garbage Day
4. Cleaning the shower screen
5. Ironing

Gimme 5 fairytales

"Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."