Gimme 5 things you are thankful your parents never found out. (Of many for me, lol)
1. On my 19th birthday was taken to a strip club, and then did the Toonie ($2 coin) special of laying on stage while a stripper danced over my face, and as she did her ass hit my face and cut me by smashing my glasses into my face! Hid it and said it was a football injury the next day.
2. My constant hentai and porn stash (both online and in print)
3. Some of the other fisticuffs unreported to them when I was young (I got into a lot of fights they DID know about since I got suspended for them).
4. How much I spend on my hobbies (though mom complains it's likely a lot, and it is for anime stuff!)
5. I've stripped, been nearly naked and done other naughty things in public (and they don't know how to use a computer thank goodness!).
OK don't tell them now!

Gimme 5 things you'd buy right away if you won a Million Dollars.