Author Topic: What men think of/What women think of (Read 79097 times)

Haruhifan · « **Reply #435 on:** July 11, 2009, 02:18:19 AM »

Libraries

Women - Time to read again some more Harry Potter.

And dream...

Men - Does Playboy come at libraries? Ah shoot, I'll just fuck some librarian in the stacks...

Sting the singer
- Fields of Gold

luvsev · « **Reply #436 on:** July 12, 2009, 05:44:03 PM »

Sting - the singer

Women - He's hot.

Men - I can listen to his music... sometimes.

Love songs

Haruhifan · « **Reply #437 on:** July 12, 2009, 09:22:28 PM »

Love Songs

Women - OH I melt to Barry Manilow!

Men - Excellent, get her in the mood then I get some...in bed...

Horror Movies

luvsev · « **Reply #438 on:** July 15, 2009, 01:49:41 AM »

Horror Movies

Men - It's a good way to feel her up while there's something scary.

Women - Hold me; I can't watch this!

Giving/receiving oral sex while in a car

Haruhifan · « **Reply #439 on:** July 15, 2009, 11:25:13 PM »

Giving/receiving oral sex while in a car

Men - Mmm goood baby oh keep it up, OH SHIT STOP SIGN!

Women - Mmppphhhhghhahgh (WATCH the traffic honey-said with mouth full).

Wet T-Shirt Contests

luvsev · « **Reply #440 on:** July 16, 2009, 04:21:51 AM »

Wet tee shirt contests

Men - How I'd love to slide my cock between her luscious breasts while she licks and sucks on my tip.

Women - I'm entering for the prize money.

Titty fuck (Sorry for it being so crass, but I can't think of the clean way to say it.)

Haruhifan · « **Reply #441 on:** July 17, 2009, 03:20:20 AM »

(Creams pants on reading...That's ok...

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Titty fuck

Men - OH YES Honey those hot big fat tits are SOOOOOOO good around my member!

Women - Wow wish mine were bigger to to this, and I'd allow that one time for him to call something on my body "fat".

The "69" Position

luvsev · « **Reply #442 on:** July 17, 2009, 05:46:08 PM »

The "69" Position.

Men - "Oh, hell yes! That's right, slide your tongue nice and slow along my shaft. Shit, Where did you learn to hum on my balls like that?"

Women - So, you like it? Yes... Lick my clit with the flat of your tongue. If you do it, I'll show you some more tricks I know.

Pierced clits

Haruhifan · « **Reply #443 on:** July 18, 2009, 01:47:58 AM »

Pierced clits

Men - Oh I can find it easier, the better for licking!

Women - OH DAMN that makes it so much more sensitive!

Vending Machines

luvsev · « **Reply #444 on:** July 18, 2009, 01:50:37 AM »

Vending Machines

Men - Great for a quick snack.

Women - Do they have diet soda?

Diets

Haruhifan · « **Reply #445 on:** July 18, 2009, 03:24:17 AM »

Diets

Men - Means only 1 steak a day!

Women - I'll start it...after tonight's buffet dinner...

Bad Hair Days

luvsev · « **Reply #446 on:** July 25, 2009, 01:18:30 PM »

Bad Hair Days

Men - Eh... I'll just grab a hat to wear.

Women - Damn. Looks like it's a ponytail day for me.

Instant Messaging

Haruhifan · « **Reply #447 on:** July 25, 2009, 03:08:57 PM »

Instant Messaging

Men - I STILL don't get all this shortform. What's a LMAO, an internet Latino?!

Women -

He's so clueless to IM, LMAO.

High Heel Shoes

luvsev · « **Reply #448 on:** July 25, 2009, 05:02:16 PM »

High heel shoes

Men - I want her to keep them on and wrap her sexy legs around me while I thrust into her.

Women - They show off my legs and make me look taller, too.

Breakfast in bed

Haruhifan · « **Reply #449 on:** July 25, 2009, 09:58:56 PM »

Breakfast in Bed

Men - Yes, no getting out of bed to eat!

Women - OK I'll make it for you just this once. But you owe me!

Sports Cars

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Author Topic: What men think of/What women think of (Read 79097 times)