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Author Topic: A Haiku or two  (Read 71156 times)

Offline DTM (Wet and grey)

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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #285 on: October 29, 2009, 10:08:07 AM »
OMG Fainting
You did that one correctly
Miracles happen!
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #286 on: October 30, 2009, 04:39:40 AM »
Eyebrow raised
Defibrillator stat stat
Power surge shame Opps
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #287 on: October 30, 2009, 05:28:42 PM »
Shakes my head slowly
eye brow raised is only three
Taking the Mickey?
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #288 on: November 03, 2009, 06:29:11 AM »
I don't think I was
Maybe fingers too fast for Brain
Stop snorting Its Rude!
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #289 on: November 03, 2009, 03:39:57 PM »
Counts and snorts some more
Middle line seems to have eight
Math is so not you!
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #290 on: November 04, 2009, 02:05:34 AM »
away can be good
but sometimes there is comfort
in the familiar
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #291 on: November 05, 2009, 11:29:07 AM »
Janey welcome back
I hope you write more haiku
Need better counters
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #292 on: November 10, 2009, 04:53:25 AM »
Are you talking bout Me?
ability mathematics
Very over-rated
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #293 on: November 10, 2009, 10:02:28 AM »
Not one line correct
Someone taking the mickey
Or truly a blonde?
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #294 on: November 11, 2009, 03:29:49 AM »
A rare pure true Blonde
Elicits great desire
And maybe giggle.

Haiku hackeress
creativity abounds
unfathomable  ::)
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #295 on: November 11, 2009, 11:23:37 AM »
Such a smart arse blonde
But that may be redundant
But a cute arse too
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #296 on: November 11, 2009, 11:11:00 PM »
mathematical
challenged Upgraded, abacus.
On Special E Bay

*wiggles that arse and nibbles your ankles*
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #297 on: November 12, 2009, 05:45:15 PM »
Surely you do jest
Your new abacus is broke
Hands you a ticket

*snorts*
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #298 on: November 12, 2009, 10:29:13 PM »
*my real estate portfolio is needing to expand*


Should perhaps retire?
somnolent idiotic
arthritic mellow

Agonises pure
energies recuperate
reconsiders, strut
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #299 on: November 13, 2009, 03:48:26 PM »
Random word haiku?
Nonsensical chattering
Guess that works for you!
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