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Author Topic: A Haiku or two  (Read 71159 times)

Offline Tinks (NSFW)

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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #300 on: November 17, 2009, 02:23:24 AM »
As a consequence
Of being accurate Bereft
No Ticket for me

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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #301 on: November 18, 2009, 03:18:44 PM »
Perhaps a ticket
For a different offense
Blonde in non-blonde zone

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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #302 on: November 19, 2009, 01:14:53 PM »
Playing with myself
Here in haikuland is sad
Hands you abacus
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #303 on: November 19, 2009, 06:51:35 PM »
How does work again?
The best part is yet to come.
Nearly have down pat!
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #304 on: November 23, 2009, 04:23:56 PM »
Wonders at this news
I think I know what it is
Did you take off shoes?

(Oh no he didn't!)
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #305 on: November 24, 2009, 10:45:56 PM »
I cannot wait for
Very full bellies bumping
Post dinner sexin'
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #306 on: November 25, 2009, 01:51:39 AM »
Rather then shoes
Seven - two added to five
Bra off Nipples count
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #307 on: November 25, 2009, 04:06:01 AM »
telling tales naughty
mischievous bigwig wait fear
a dish best served cold


wait for the critics
Tink(er) Tailor soldier Boo!!
a thriller for sure
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #308 on: November 25, 2009, 03:44:46 PM »
One of three correct
Wonders how you managed that
Have you three nipples?
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #309 on: November 26, 2009, 12:03:15 AM »
*snorts*


Haiku on the screen...
but will the judgements there, be
as severe as here?

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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #310 on: November 30, 2009, 11:29:06 AM »
Judgements from moi, blinks
No idea what you might mean
I would never judge   ;D
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #311 on: December 01, 2009, 03:22:47 AM »
Lessons are advised
index had shops selling books
intended for you.  :P
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #312 on: December 01, 2009, 01:37:17 PM »
Bent over the edge
Waiting for the sharp stinging
Flu shots are painful
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #313 on: December 02, 2009, 01:26:47 AM »
ohhhhhh good one

leaves me exhausted
constantly yet altering
Christmas shopping list
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #314 on: December 03, 2009, 06:14:14 PM »
Finally am done
Haiku got interrupted
Damn nosy spouses
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