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Author Topic: A Haiku or two  (Read 71057 times)

Offline DTM (Wet and grey)

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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #360 on: January 07, 2010, 10:06:16 AM »
Doh! So close dear Tinks
The first two lines are perfect
But MD is 2   :D
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #361 on: January 07, 2010, 05:43:23 PM »
Not unless you slur
Sounds like mud without the U.
Makes sense...errr...sort of!
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #362 on: January 07, 2010, 05:45:38 PM »
No helping out tess
If we don't teach her to count
Then how will she learn?
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #363 on: January 07, 2010, 07:45:31 PM »
I don't sound like mud!
I've been told I sound lovely
If you like soft moans
   ;D
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #364 on: January 08, 2010, 12:44:31 AM »
Does moaning help sex?
What if it was silent film?
Do they make a sound?!
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #365 on: January 08, 2010, 02:07:28 AM »
*rattles her ticket tin*

to be acquired
a missing syllable
for each line here
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #366 on: January 08, 2010, 11:05:12 AM »
Thank goodness it's Friday.
Remember when that was hip
Those were the days then!
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #367 on: January 08, 2010, 02:01:56 PM »
Tinks off on purpose
But Haru gets the ticket
First line has too much
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #368 on: January 08, 2010, 02:03:08 PM »
And I love soft moans
And would never call you mud
Maybe other things.....   ;)
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #369 on: January 09, 2010, 05:22:14 AM »
Mornings suck awake.
Insomnia blows too if
It wakes you wrongly...
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #370 on: January 10, 2010, 09:36:29 PM »
Saved from a ticket!
Not Syllable infraction
Haiku in bed game!

(thanks Andone *grins*)

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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #371 on: January 11, 2010, 10:56:42 AM »
Is that your excuse?
Blaming the software are you?
Could be the blonde hair!   ;)
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #372 on: January 11, 2010, 09:47:39 PM »
Save this one for last
The bane of my Salon fun
God damn you, haiku!
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #373 on: January 12, 2010, 08:35:30 AM »
*laughing*  Nice one MD!


Haiku can be fun
All you need to do is count
Big and hot, the sun
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #374 on: January 12, 2010, 06:52:50 PM »
Oiled fingertips
Trace circles of wanton lust
On erect nipples

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