Author Topic: The Top 10 game. (Read 75755 times)

Tinks (NSFW) · « **Reply #600 on:** November 17, 2009, 01:34:20 AM »

*laughs*@ DTM

1. Move in with them......

Since I started that top ten...........next poster can start off on a new top ten..

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #601 on:** November 18, 2009, 11:27:26 AM »

Making up rules are you? Fascinating!

Top ten ways to drive your SO nuts at the holidays

10. Do not buy them a single present from their list of what they wanted.

luvsev · « **Reply #602 on:** November 18, 2009, 12:33:20 PM »

9. Invite people who annoy your SO over for a holiday meal.

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #603 on:** November 18, 2009, 02:55:47 PM »

8. Give them presents that you'll plan to borrow later.

"What's the matter honey? Is that drill too big for you?"

Tinks (NSFW) · « **Reply #604 on:** November 19, 2009, 12:14:39 AM »

that is evil DTM

7. Insist when Christmas carollers arrive that they hum the Star wars theme song. Refer to the star of Bethlehem as your proof of it being a Christmas tune. Bonus points if you can recite the opening " A long time ago in a galaxy far far away............

andone · « **Reply #605 on:** November 19, 2009, 12:27:18 AM »

6 Play the 12 days of christmas on repetative loop.

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #606 on:** November 23, 2009, 04:08:19 PM »

5. Tell them the electric bill is too high so no lights this year.

andone · « **Reply #607 on:** November 23, 2009, 04:14:38 PM »

4 Tell them you have to find a christmas tree and cut it down.

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #608 on:** November 24, 2009, 09:26:05 AM »

Actually my wife would love it if I did that andy! You can get permits here for about $10 to go up into the mountains and cut down your own.

3. Make her go to all of your groups Christmas parties

Tinks (NSFW) · « **Reply #609 on:** November 24, 2009, 07:21:41 PM »

2. Buy your presents at 2200hrs on Christmas Eve and have them wrapped by midnight.
She has been wrapping and shopping gifts since August

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #610 on:** November 25, 2009, 03:15:42 PM »

Oooo! I do that one too Tt. (Gosh but you look familiar. Are you related to the bootiful blonde one?

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1. Tell her the neighbours have so many outdoor lights your house does not need any to help reduce global warming.

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Top ten funny nicknames

Tinks (NSFW) · « **Reply #611 on:** November 25, 2009, 11:35:49 PM »

PMSL You bastard

1. Pss

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #612 on:** November 30, 2009, 11:23:20 AM »

Bastard? Sheesh!

And I'll presume your entry was #10.....

9. Red ears

Tinks (NSFW) · « **Reply #613 on:** December 01, 2009, 02:47:47 AM »

COSM!!!!!!! Evil. Fecking Evil!
And totally unexpected.*mutters*

8. Evil!

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #614 on:** December 01, 2009, 01:22:52 PM »

How is "Evil" a funny nic? Now "Dr. Evil" would have worked.

7. Tinkaboobalicious

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