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Haruhifan · « **Reply #195 on:** February 16, 2009, 01:51:11 PM »

Oh teach since I am a licensed English as a Second Language teacher and I'm pretty sure English is Bush's second language.

Would you rather be in a rock band or the star of a sports team?

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #196 on:** February 16, 2009, 03:44:33 PM »

lol. Good answer Haru

Rock Band. Sports starts get stuck with one wife! *grins* It's all about the groupies!

Would you rather be reincarnated as a woman or a man?

Magically Delicious · « **Reply #197 on:** February 16, 2009, 06:59:24 PM »

A man - call it penis envy, but I'd really like to know if a blowjob feels as amazing as y'all make it seem. Well, there are lots of things I'd like to do as a man... have the ability to tune out any voice that I choose, have no inhibitions about gross body functions, make more money for doing the exact same work... ya know, stuff like that.

Would you rather watch Grey's Anatomy or poke a hot stick in your eye?

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #198 on:** February 17, 2009, 09:05:56 AM »

I'm sorry... did you say something?

Grey's Anatomy!!!

And yes the blowjob is amazing when you find a woman who knows how to give one. Y'all should take lessons from gay guys I think! One would have to imagine if anyone knows how to give a good one it would be them.

Would you rather get bad oral sex or none?

Haruhifan · « **Reply #199 on:** February 21, 2009, 10:03:02 AM »

What, cocksucking, huh? Oh right the game!

I guess bad oral sex since you can fool me once since I've never received it yet. Does that also count as sloppy seconds as Mr. Sean Avery formerly of the NHL put it?

Would you rather have sex with an older or younger person?

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #200 on:** February 22, 2009, 01:23:26 AM »

*blinks* Haru? You've never had oral sex? *faints*

Ummm Back to the game....

Younger! I already get older. It ain't bad but I need a change of pace!

Would you rather have chocolate poured on you and licked off or be the licker?

Haruhifan · « **Reply #201 on:** February 22, 2009, 09:02:39 AM »

Hmm tough one but I'd like to be licked off by a hungry lover.

Would you rather sing or dance in public?

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #202 on:** February 23, 2009, 12:15:07 PM »

Dance! I'm famous for my headless chicken steps!

Would you rather be born blind or deaf?

Haruhifan · « **Reply #203 on:** February 23, 2009, 07:31:31 PM »

Deaf, losing music sucks but got subtitles and stuff for other things so less bad I guess.

Would you rather be spanked or be the spanker?

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #204 on:** February 24, 2009, 09:15:01 AM »

Oooo! *thinks for a very short amount of time*

Spanker! TYVM.

Would you rather be the lap dancer or the lap dancee?

Haruhifan · « **Reply #205 on:** February 24, 2009, 02:04:48 PM »

I'm taking from Hugh Jackman on the Barbera Walters Special for the Oscars, and I'm definitely the lap dancer. Though I enjoy getting one too, and coined the phrase when asked about my lap dance: "I smell like my stripper."

Would you rather be able to breathe underwater or fly?

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #206 on:** February 25, 2009, 09:45:45 AM »

Fly. That would be sooooo cool!

Would you rather be a parent to octuplets or stick a sharp stick in your eye?

Haruhifan · « **Reply #207 on:** March 01, 2009, 07:41:21 PM »

Hmm that's in the news of late, eh? I guess octuplets since I'm not giving birth to them, and with the media aid I can maybe haggle some free swag to help take care of them!

Would you rather wear the clothing of the opposite sex or have to switch jobs with them for a day?

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #208 on:** March 02, 2009, 09:39:20 AM »

Hmmm That's a toughie... Sort of depends on which job they had. If she was an anal porn star queen I'd have to pass!

I'll live on the edge and go with the job switch.

Would you rather be married to Donald Trump or Howard Stern?

Magically Delicious · « **Reply #209 on:** March 02, 2009, 10:50:42 AM »

Howard Stern. They both have horrible hair and are not terribly attractive, but at least Howard Stern makes me laugh.

Would you rather vacation at a popular Caribbean hot spot or at a cottage on a quiet lake?

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