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Author Topic: Gimme 5 Game  (Read 66826 times)

Offline luvsev

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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #435 on: September 04, 2009, 11:18:17 PM »
5 video games you've played

1. Mario
2. Pacman
3. Duck Hunt (I think that was the name of it)
4. Addams Family Values
5. Batman Returns

5 things you'd like to see in a porn
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #436 on: September 05, 2009, 11:53:15 PM »
You got the game names correct!

5 things you'd like to see in a porn

1. Orgies!
2. All sorts of pairings, men with women, women with women and men with men!
3. LOTS of sex toys!
4. Costumes/hot cosplay action for something of character development, heh.
5. A small plot to sort of lead to the sex, it makes the sex hotter I find!

Gimme 5 Comic Book Characters you'd love to have save you...then have a 1 night stand with!
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #437 on: September 07, 2009, 01:50:57 AM »
5 comic book characters you'd love to have save you... and then have a one night stand with.

1. Batman
2. Superman
3. Green Lantern
4. Flash -- provided he doesn't do everything that fast.
5. Wolverine -- He's a little dangerous, but that's exciting.

5 sexy dreams
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #438 on: September 07, 2009, 07:51:59 PM »
5 Sexy Dreams

1. Being a stripper in front of all your friends.
2. Getting a double titty fuck from twins.
3. Behind done from behind while hanging from a swing.
4. Making out in a public washroom.
5. Doing some cute cosplayers in their bedroom. (Legal age of course!  Geez even my dreams I had to ask for ID...um, moving on!)

Gimme 5 TV Game Shows
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #439 on: September 10, 2009, 10:12:43 PM »
5 Game shows

1. Break the Bank
2. Double Dare
3. Family Feud
4. Hollywood Squares
5. Jeopardy

5 things you would bring with you on vacay
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #440 on: September 11, 2009, 11:43:45 AM »
I'll assume vacay is short of vacation

5 Things you would bring with you on vacation

1. Suitcase of clothse
2. Toileteries
3. Sunglasses
4. Battery Recharger
5. Money

Gimme 5 Athletes you find sexy
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #441 on: October 19, 2009, 09:02:44 AM »
5 athletes I find sexy

1. Maria Sharapova
2. Venus Williams
3. Michelle Wie (Hey!  She's legal now!)
4. Danica Patrick
5. Gabrielle Reece (Freakin yum!!!)


Gimme 5 ways to waste time on a lazy Sunday afternoon
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #442 on: October 21, 2009, 03:42:23 AM »
5 ways to waste time on a lazy Sunday afternoon

1. Draw faces on all in the eggs in an egg carton
example: http://9gag.com/photo/92_full.jpg
2. Sex in the kitchen
3. Swim
4. Sex in the hallway
5. Clean all the toys used for number 2 and 4



5 Ways to annoy the neighbo(u)rs
"Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."

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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #443 on: October 26, 2009, 10:59:51 AM »
5 Ways to annoy the neighbo(u)rs

1. Have the dogs do a "howl along" in the backyard
2. Tell them they need to work on their sexual stamina as the show did not last long enough
3. Give them a show thru the windows on sexual stamina
4. Play the music too loud while gardening
5. Seduce their daughter home on college break at Christmas. (Bad Skip!)

Gimme 5 ways to win over the significant other's mum
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Offline Tinks (NSFW)

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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #444 on: October 27, 2009, 03:17:36 AM »
oh DTM that number 2 is pure evil!
Number 5? not surprised *laughs*

Gimme 5 ways to win over the significant other's mum

1. Agree with everything she says.
2. Make your partner the centre of your universe like he is for her
3. Let her move in *shudders*
4. Do everything she suggests including breeding *snorts*
5. Ring her randomly to report what "cute" thing your significant other has just done.

Gimme 5 ways the balloon boys ending could have been different
"Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."

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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #445 on: October 27, 2009, 09:24:37 AM »
Gimme 5 ways the balloon boys ending could have been different

1. He could have actually been inside while his parents thought he was hiding.
2. Aliens could have snatched him mid-flight.
3. His dad could have gotten his leg tangled in the ropes and been Balloon Dad!
4. He could have turned out to be Balloon girl!
5. Two words - Birth control!

Gimme 5 ways to get 15 minutes of fame.
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Offline Tinks (NSFW)

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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #446 on: October 28, 2009, 03:47:30 AM »
*laughing* Great Answers. Number three is my fave.

15 minutes of fame

1. Marry Octomum
2. Mate with any Clinton
3. Adopt a white middle class child.
4. Make nipples taste like bacon
5. Become an Admin *runs*

Gimme 5  naughty sexual situations.
 
"Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."

Offline DTM (Wet and grey)

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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #447 on: October 28, 2009, 01:17:21 PM »
*watches you run and ponders changing your password*

Likes nipples tasting like bacon idea!

Gimme 5 naughty sexual situations.

1. First class airline seat next to Angelina Jolie
2. Tutoring a class of Catholic High School Girls
3. Getting coffee from a bikini barista
4. Lap dances... Oh my!
5. Playing with DTM  *grins*


Gimme 5 ways to blow a marriage proposal


Gimme 5 porno movie titles based on real movie titles
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Offline Tinks (NSFW)

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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #448 on: October 29, 2009, 02:22:09 AM »
*snorts* If my password changed I would have thought it was MY fault I couldn't remember! So, not much different from today!
(You have two! Too many Mochas DTM?) And is that infraction ticket worthy? I think so! *opens pristine ticket packet after blowing the dust off*

Gimme 5 ways to blow a marriage proposal

1. Ask while "taking" her sister
2. Ask while browsing her on line bank accounts
3. While getting arrested
4. After 4 years of Stalking
5. In front of an audience

Gimme 5 porno movie titles based on real movie titles

1.The Curious Case of Benjamin's Butthole
2. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Bone
3. Shaving Ryan's Privates
4. No Cunt For Old Men
5. Gaytrix (loaded and ready)

Gimme 5  Porno Titles that should exist! 

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"Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."

Offline DTM (Wet and grey)

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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #449 on: October 29, 2009, 10:06:22 AM »
*laughing*

Must have been the mochas!  I knew when I wrote the second one that I had already done one too!  I must have scrolled it below the page while working on my reply. *mutters*

Oooo! My first ticket!  Only 273 more to catch up to you!  *blinks*

Gimme 5 Porno titles that should exist!

1. Her divided by three
2. How to stump a blonde (See #5)
3. How to suck dicks and influence men. (Kind of redundant)
4. Lusty Lana and the land of the giant penis's....penii?.....penisis?
5. How to stump a blonde (See #2)

*blinks* What?


Gimme 5 ways to mess with trick or treaters
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