Author Topic: Gimme 5 Game (Read 66802 times)

Tinks (NSFW) · « **Reply #450 on:** October 30, 2009, 04:51:39 AM »

*mutters @ 279* Dang so true!

PMSL you know I looked at 2 then 5 then back at 2 don't ya

Five ways to mess with trick or treaters.Really think this is more suited to an evil person I know!

1. whisper close against their ear " the great pumpkin says no"
2. Hand the Candy out along with a bill for the amount plus a Tip demand
3. When they arrive handcuff a briefcase to their wrist and whisper it is about time you got here then slam the door closed
4. Step one; Open the door Step two: throw candy on the road Step three yell "crawl baby crawl"
5. Dress up as the Easter bunny . open the door act confused grab a calender and start to flicking through it until they go

Gimme 5 Halloween Costumes gone bad

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #451 on:** November 02, 2009, 09:48:29 AM »

*laughing*

I was sooooo tempted to dress as the Easter bunny and hand out a colored egg and look all confuzzled! GMAAT!

I really like #4. At least for one little bunny I know!

Gimme 5 Halloween Costumes gone bad (With imagery!)

1. Used tampon

2. Used condom

3. Woman giving birth

4. Baby man!

5. Octomom!

Gimme 5 ways to get out of a speeding ticket

Tinks (NSFW) · « **Reply #452 on:** November 03, 2009, 05:42:06 AM »

Grins @ GMAAT!! I can see you doing that *cracks up*

Loved the imagery but Yikes at the first one. Actually Yikes at all of them!

5 Fives to get out of a speeding ticket

1. Cleavage
2. Grab your stomach and yell "In Labour"
3. Use false Medical ID and say you are heading to emergency surgery
4. Short skirt, toned thighs, cute arse
5. Swaps seats with your partner

Gimme 5 ways to tame a child

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #453 on:** November 05, 2009, 04:12:48 PM »

5 ways to tame a child

1. Crazy glue
2. Send them to the evil aunties house
3. Tell them Santa can see them misbehaving
4. Bries
5. Duct tape!

Gimme 5 ways to tame an unruly submissive.

Tinks (NSFW) · « **Reply #454 on:** November 06, 2009, 01:12:20 AM »

Gimme 5 ways to tame an unruly submissive.

(so tempted to sneak away from this one)

1. Withhold
2. Withdraw
3. Ban heels
4. Scolds Bridle
5. Duct tape!

Gimme 5 ways to win at a card game by cheating

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #455 on:** November 09, 2009, 03:56:11 PM »

So thought you might be!

*writes down answers*

Thanks!

Gimme 5 ways to win at a card game by cheating

1. Yell out "Was that a UFO outside the window" then go thru the deck when everyone looks outside.
2. Have your girl keep cards under her stockings
3. Change the rules mid game when your hand is losing
4. Turn up the lights so bright your opponents have to wear reflective sunglasses.
5. Marked deck!

Gimme 5 reasons to be late for a meeting.

Tinks (NSFW) · « **Reply #456 on:** November 10, 2009, 04:22:05 AM »

Dang at the writing down!

*makes note, not to play cards with DTM*

Gimme 5 reasons to be late for a meeting.

1. DTM held me up.
2. Raunchy sex in the elevator
3. Forgot I left my panties at home and I was about to go home when I though oh, you boys wouldn't mind if I attend the meeting without panties would you? *oops*
4. Prevented an all out ninja attack on the office building single handed. *takes a bow*
5.Someone stole all my daffodils.

gimme 5 board games that you would like to play again

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #457 on:** November 10, 2009, 09:31:27 AM »

*laughing* @ Ninja attack!

5 board games that I would like to play again

1. Risk! Always started by taking Oz btw!
2. Stratego
3. Chutes and Ladders!
4. Chess (It is too a board game!)
5. Scrabble

Gimme 5 reasons to go on vacation

Tinks (NSFW) · « **Reply #458 on:** November 11, 2009, 04:12:03 AM »

Hey I like where you start in Risk *grins*

Taken first.........Yummers!

I haven't played stratego or if I did it wasn't memorable.

Gimme 5 reasons to go on vacation

1. Your vacation is booked at a clothing optional resort
2. Your dog needs a break from you
3. The emergency number on your speed dialer is for the pizza hut.
4. Your tans lines are no longer visible
5. Snowglobes.

Gimme 5 reasons to have a vacation at a nudist resort!

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #459 on:** November 11, 2009, 11:40:19 AM »

I like #3!

5 reasons to have a vacation at a nudist resort!

1. Boobies!
2. Small Boobies!
3. Medium Boobies!
4. Big boobies!
5. Suckable boobies!

What?!?

Gimme 5 ways a woman can easily distract a man. (I think we know 2 I would get distracted by already!)

Tinks (NSFW) · « **Reply #460 on:** November 11, 2009, 10:17:07 PM »

PMSL

I am not sure that is in the "spirit" of the game *laughs*

Gimme 5 ways a woman can easily distract a man.

1. Naked Boobies
2. Lap Dance strip
3. Ask him to see if your panties are too tight...
4. Play the BJ card
5. Play the BJ Card in the car.

Gimme 5 ways to tease a lover in public

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #461 on:** November 13, 2009, 04:01:21 PM »

Spirit Schmirit. I am the Lord God Grand Poobah here!

5 ways to tease a lover in public

1. Fingers up her skirt on the park bench
2. Stand behind her at the zoo while watching the animals and suggest doing it their way later
3. Toes in her swimsuit in the pool
4. Stroke yourself out of sight of everyone else when she is walking towards you in public
5. Two words - Darkened theater

Gimme 5 ways to tease your dog

Tinks (NSFW) · « **Reply #462 on:** November 14, 2009, 03:22:45 AM »

I will get back to this after a cold shower ......*fans self*

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #463 on:** November 16, 2009, 11:58:09 AM »

*grins big* I'm almost tempted to let you off with just a warning this time!

*hands you a ticket*

Almost!

Tinks (NSFW) · « **Reply #464 on:** November 17, 2009, 01:21:56 AM »

Takes ticket gleefully .............now that ticket ........ so worth it....

Gimme 5 ways to tease your dog

1. Lock him in the house and then pick up a cat in his line of sight
2. Eat anything in front of him and refuse to share *wipes drool from floor*
3. Take him to the Dog eventing day and refuse to let him off his lead.
4. Balance bacon on the end of his nose and say "wait"
5. Place his tennis ball collection on the top of the wall and say "fetch"

Gimme the 5 songs that appear when you hit shuffle on your Ipod

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