Author Topic: Gimme 5 Game (Read 66752 times)

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #465 on:** November 18, 2009, 11:23:54 AM »

5 songs that appear when you hit shuffle on your Ipod (Is on shuffle now actually)

1. Family Tradition - Hank Williams Jr
2. Rain - George Winston
3. Zaar - Peter Gabriel
4. Dracula Moon - Joan Osborne
5. Landslide - Dixie Chicks

Gimme 5 favorite romantic movies

Tinks (NSFW) · « **Reply #466 on:** November 19, 2009, 12:52:07 AM »

Romantic Movies

1. Sleepless in Seattle *for a few reasons*
2. An affair to remember *ditto*
3. Brief Encounter
4. La Belle et la Bete
5. Breakfast at Tiffany or Gone with the Wind

Gimme Five ......double entendres

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #467 on:** November 23, 2009, 04:17:30 PM »

*counts* That was six!

Sheesh

Gimme Five ......double entendres

1. Cannibal - I'm having an old friend for dinner
2. Clown - This food tastes funny
3. Santa - Sit on my lap and let's talk about what comes up.
4. Boy Scout - I was kicked out of the scouts for eating a brownie.
5. Blonde - Stop staring at my double entendres! *ducks*

Gimme 5 ways to mess with Santa's head (Another double entendre.... Woot!)

Tinks (NSFW) · « **Reply #468 on:** November 24, 2009, 08:01:17 PM »

PMSL they were great!

Even the blonde. *grins*

Five ways to mess with Santa's head

1. Use your teeth *blinks*
2. staple the stockings, over the fireplace, closed
3. decorate your tree with Easter eggs
4.Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note that says, “For The Tooth Fairy.”
5.steal his naughty/nice list and make a few adjustments

Gimme Five Christmas party games

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #469 on:** November 25, 2009, 03:31:08 PM »

LOL Love #2! Amy have to try that this year!

Five Christmas party games

1. Mistletoe feel up
2. Pin the nose on Rudolph
3. Ring toss on the Christmas tree
4. Eggnog snog
5. The 12 lays of Christmas (Adults only!)

Gimme 5 ways to ruin the family Christmas dinner

Tinks (NSFW) · « **Reply #470 on:** November 25, 2009, 11:17:12 PM »

*laughing* Can I have the 12 lays of Christmas please?

Eggnog snog sounds good also. On condition I don't have to drink the stuff, just snog

Gimme 5 ways to ruin the family Christmas dinner

1. Lick the serving spoon and then announce you have swine flu.
2.Invite your brother's ex.
3.Explain to your guests that in lieu' of a toast, you will be leading a 30 minute rendition of your favourite Christmas carols.
4. show a PETA video just to liven things up ...make a point of having the children watch just before the meal.
5.Bring up politics and abortion

Gimme 5 christmas presents you would like Santa to bring you.

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #471 on:** November 30, 2009, 11:15:25 AM »

PETA video is brutal! But funny!

5 christmas presents I would like Santa to bring me

1. GPS
2. Gift Certificate to extremerestraints.com
3. More projects!
4. Christmas Cookies
5. tess

Gimme 5 ways to leave hints for your SO about Christmas present ideas

Tinks (NSFW) · « **Reply #472 on:** December 01, 2009, 03:07:07 AM »

*melts a little*

Gimme 5 ways to leave hints for your SO about Christmas present ideas

1. Write it on his cock in indelible ink (what???) Men just don't get subtle

2. Leave the pictures of the wish list on the mirror

3. Set his home page to "what I want for Christmas.com"

4. Create an IPhone app "Things to make your SO happy"and download it to his phone. Create it so it rings every hour.

5. Buy it yourself and wrap it up for him, just get him to sign the card.

Gimme 5 Christmas presents YOU don't want.

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #473 on:** December 01, 2009, 01:31:15 PM »

But what if you do #1 and get a plum instead of platinum?

Gimme 5 Christmas presents YOU don't want

1. Strap on (Ouch!)
2. Swine Flu
3. Positive Pregnancy test results
4. Step kids moving back home
5. Family visiting for the holidays.

Gimme 5 alternative "12 days of Christmas" gift ideas

Tinks (NSFW) · « **Reply #474 on:** December 01, 2009, 08:16:42 PM »

I will take the plum *grins* seems like a win win....

*laughs* Liked yours

Gimme 5 alternative "12 days of Christmas" gift ideas

I guess it is how you take the word "Alternative"....

1. One Partridge activist chained to an old-growth pear tree.
2. Two Bird calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses
3. Three hairy French female activists
4. four hours of badly recorded whale ring tones
5. five golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic incarceration

Gimme 5 ways to "Liven" up Christmas lunch

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #475 on:** December 03, 2009, 10:31:04 AM »

Nice! Though wondering now if you got my "Plum/ Platinum" joke? *ponders*

Gimme 5 ways to "Liven" up Christmas lunch

1. Make the wait staff sing carols with you
2. Arrive wearing nothing but a large bow over your privates
3. Christmas goose for all the women in the place..... if you know what I mean?
4. Tell the waiter "Thanks for our Christmas lunch" then leave without paying.
5. Invite the Bro and SIL to the same place without telling them. Yikes!

Gimme 5 things NOT to hang on the Christmas tree

Tinks (NSFW) · « **Reply #476 on:** December 04, 2009, 05:03:14 AM »

Now I am not sure if I did "get" it or just think I got it?

Don't confuddle me!

I wanna see the second one!

Gimme 5 things NOT to hang on the Christmas Tree

1. Yesterdays Undies
2. A copy of your Pre Nup with "yeah baby" written next to the infidelity payout clause.
3. Your child's umbilical cord.
4. Your spouse
5. Your porn magazine collection

Gimme Five Toys they should bring back for Christmas

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #477 on:** December 04, 2009, 10:47:58 AM »

(Okay not as funny if I have to explain it. But maybe you did get it. If you wrote what you wanted when it was hard but he read it when it was soft it might change the gift..... From "Platinum" to "Plum".)

Gimme Five Toys they should bring back for Christmas

1. Hoola hoops!
2. G.I. Joe missile firing jeep
3. Slinky
4. Lawn darts (Natural selection does work!)
5. X-ray vision glasses (How else can little boys learn? Oh right. The internet!)

Gimme 5 names for the alternate reindeer.

Magically Delicious · « **Reply #478 on:** December 05, 2009, 06:51:05 AM »

Gimme 5 names for the alternate reindeer

1. Boozer
2. Adolph
3. Fluffer
4. Humper
5. Crasher

Gimme 5 of your favorite Christmas songs

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #479 on:** December 05, 2009, 12:52:22 PM »

Nice names!

Gimme 5 of your favorite Christmas songs

1. Grandma got run over by a reindeer
2. I am Santa Claus (Sung to Iron Man- Black Sabbath )
3. The 12 lays of Christmas
4. Chester the Molester (Sung to Frosty the Snowman)
5. Rudolph the drug fueled reindeer

Gimme 5 politically correct terms for Christmas

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