Author Topic: Gimme 5 Game (Read 66692 times)

Magically Delicious · « **Reply #480 on:** December 05, 2009, 02:49:31 PM »

Gimme 5 politically correct terms for Christmas

1. Happy Holidays
2. Happy Solstice
3. Happy Birthday, Hippie Dude from Nazareth
4. Happy Anniversary of that day when that baby was born in a barn
5. Merry Non-Specific Relgious Holiday

Gimme 5 of your favorite holiday foods

Tinks (NSFW) · « **Reply #481 on:** December 06, 2009, 01:17:46 AM »

Gimme 5 of your favorite holiday foods

(when it can be 100F plus at Christmas)
1. Easter Eggs
2. Pavlova
3. Fresh Cherries and Raspberry combo in chocolate
4. Lobster
5. Fresh BBQ Prawns

Gimme 5 food choices that should be banned.

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #482 on:** December 06, 2009, 07:32:37 PM »

5 food choices that should be banned

1. Walnuts in chocolate chip cookies
2. Soft tofu in anything
3. Nutloaf
4. Black olives
5. Green olives

Gimme 5 ways to make people stop eating at a party

Magically Delicious · « **Reply #483 on:** December 07, 2009, 03:56:20 PM »

5 Ways To Make People Stop Eating At A Party

1. Pick up pieces of food, turn it over in your hand and then put it back on the tray.
2. Ask repeatedly if anyone else smells cat urine
3. Make phlegmy throat clearing noises
4. Sneeze on the buffet table
5. Put in the DVD made during the birth of your child... extra points for any shots of the placenta being delivered.

Gimme 5 of Your Favorite Items of Clothing for The Opposite Sex

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #484 on:** December 07, 2009, 05:26:15 PM »

I like the bonus option!

Gimme 5 of Your Favorite Items of Clothing for The Opposite Sex

1. Lacy bra
2. Boy shorts
3. CFM heels
4. Collar
5. Plaid Schoolgirl skirt

Gimme 5 ways to make DTM drool

Tinks (NSFW) · « **Reply #485 on:** December 07, 2009, 09:32:19 PM »

Gimme 5 ways to make DTM drool

1. Lacy bra
2. Boy shorts
3. CFM heels
4. Collar
5. Plaid Schoolgirl skirt

Gimme 5 Activities you would rather not have captured on someone's cell phone cam.

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #486 on:** December 08, 2009, 10:41:33 AM »

Gimme 5 Activities you would rather not have captured on someone's cell phone cam.

1. Picking my nose
2. Picking someone else's nose
3. Sleeping off a drunkfest
4. Kissing a non SO woman. Yikes!
5. Kissing a non SO man. Double yikes!

Gimme 5 ways to make Santa give you coal

Tinks (NSFW) · « **Reply #487 on:** December 09, 2009, 12:41:59 AM »

*cracks up @ 2*

Gimme 5 ways to make Santa give you coal

1. Watch a Porn clip on your Iphone, with the speaker on.........in church
2. Post a sign in front yard that says "Carolers Welcome." When they get almost to the front door turn on the sprinklers. (works equally as well when "family" is due)
3. Decorate your yard for the holidays using your neighbour's decorations.
4. Determine how many cups of coffee is "too many."
5. Yodel

Gimme Five Things That Didn't Exist When You Graduated From High School

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #488 on:** December 09, 2009, 08:37:45 AM »

Gimme Five Things That Didn't Exist When You Graduated From High School

(Ooooo! Trying to make me feel old?)

1. Internet porn (Damnit!)
2. Cell phones
3. Laptops
4. GPS
5. Digital Cameras

Gimme 5 things to do when the power goes out to pass the time

Tinks (NSFW) · « **Reply #489 on:** December 09, 2009, 11:49:46 PM »

I think I just made myself feel old!!

Gimme 5 things to do when the power goes out to pass the time

1. Sex
2. Sleep
3. take candle lit bubble bath,with your SO
4. Light a campfire and cook Smores!
5. Naked shadow show by candle light

Gimme 5 Porn titles

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #490 on:** December 11, 2009, 05:20:57 PM »

Ooooo Naked shadow show. Nice!

5 Porn Titles

1. Sperminator
2. Debbie does Dallas
3. Deep Throat
4. Where the boys aren't
5. Behind the Green Door

Gimme 5 fake porn movie names

Tinks (NSFW) · « **Reply #491 on:** December 11, 2009, 10:00:21 PM »

Gimme 5 fake porn movie names

1. DTM and the Nipples of Doom

2. BiTantric

3. Fast and Curious

4. Adone in Inspect her Gadget

5. DTM in Lord of the "O" rings

Gimme Five unusual Fetishes

Magically Delicious · « **Reply #492 on:** December 14, 2009, 11:20:07 AM »

Gimme Five Unusual Fetishes

1. Acrotomophilia - sexual attraction to amputees. Just watched season 1 of Dexter...yikes Ice Truck Killer!
2. Autophagy - eating your own skin for sexual pleasure. Ick
3. Dendrophilia - tree loving. And I do mean LOVING.
4. Oculolintus - getting off on licking your partner's eyeballs
5. Furries - cute for borderline beastiality...

Gimme Five Boring Fetishes

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #493 on:** December 15, 2009, 01:40:27 PM »

Five boring fetishes

1. Agalmatophilia     Statues, mannequins and immobility. WTF?
2. Dendrophilia     Trees (A twofer!)
3. Necrophilia     Cadavers (Kind of boring by definition I would think!)
4. Somnophilia     Sleeping or unconscious people
5. Ursusagalmatophilia Teddy bears

Gimme 5 reasons to like the rain

Tinks (NSFW) · « **Reply #494 on:** December 15, 2009, 10:52:46 PM »

*laughs*

5 Reasons to like the rain

1. Makes the Garden grow
2. Cheap way to wash your car
3. No one will notice if you are crying.
4. Great final rinse for your hair
5. God botherers tend to stay home!

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