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DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #495 on:** December 19, 2009, 05:35:28 PM »

Like #5!

Five lunchtime sandwiches fillings

1. Egg salad Yummers!
2. Left over slow roasted turkey breast
3. PBnJ!
4. BLT
5. Meatloaf! (Maybe Monday)

Gimme 5 ways to avoid Christmas madness at the stores

Magically Delicious · « **Reply #496 on:** December 20, 2009, 09:58:18 AM »

Gimme 5 Ways To Avoid Christmas Madness At The Stores

1. Order gifts online and get to know your friendly UPS driver.
2. Make homemade gifts
3. Shop at 10pm on a Tuesday.
4. Agree to have gift giving AFTER Christmas
5. Drink yourself into a stupor and pass out. That makes for a joyous time around the homestead!

Gimme 5 Ways To De-Stress After Christmas Madness At The Stores

Tinks (NSFW) · « **Reply #497 on:** December 21, 2009, 02:04:09 AM »

*laughs @ Number 5

Gimme 5 Ways To De-Stress After Christmas Madness At The Stores

1. Take a mistletoe moment or two
2. Curl up in bed
3. Have a water fight with super soakers *it is hot here*
4. Use MD number 5 Drink yourself into a stupor and pass out.
5. Foot massage by 4 Burly Rugby type guys....

Gimme 5 Ways to hide from your relatives.

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #498 on:** December 21, 2009, 01:58:21 PM »

Very nice ones ladies!

Gimme 5 Ways to hide from your relatives

1. Claim you have to "work" in the office.
2. Go run errands to city government buildings.
3. Say you have to wrap presents in private for the next 4 hours.
4. Get a friend to call you with a fake SAR callout!
5. Two words - Sports bar!

Gimme 5 things not to give your SO at Christmas.

Magically Delicious · « **Reply #499 on:** December 21, 2009, 07:58:23 PM »

The drinking oneself into a stupor IS classic... and versatile!

5 Things Not to Give Your SO at Christmas.

1. Herpes
2. A "How To Be A Better Lover" book.
3. Crocheted anything
4. A Penis Extender
5. Hair Club for Men Membership

Gimme 5 Things You Really, REALLY Want for Christmas

Tinks (NSFW) · « **Reply #500 on:** December 22, 2009, 01:35:12 AM »

*takes notes On hiding from DTM*

*cracks up @ Herpes*

Gimme 5 Things You Really, REALLY Want for Christmas

Super hard

1. No tears.
2. A wish fulfilled in February
3. New family traditions
4. My Christmas Breakfast for 10 to be spectacular (since I can't cook I am also going to pitch for the ability to cook)
5. and a blatant materialistic wish ~ Louboutins Willing to take any colour or style but please Santa the super dooper high ones. For one year I want to be in the back of the Christmas photos and not A) sitting on the floor B) someones lap

Gimme 5 Christmas Foods that you love

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #501 on:** December 22, 2009, 11:26:20 AM »

Funny MD!

Nice wishes tinks

5 Christmas Foods that I love

1. Christmas morning pancakes!
2. Fakey Almond Rocha (First batch is gone. *mutters*)
3. Sugar cookies
4. Eggnog!
5. BACON!!!!!

Gimme 5 ways to embarrass yourself Christmas morning

Tinks (NSFW) · « **Reply #502 on:** December 23, 2009, 12:02:01 AM »

DTM, I think I may have found the perfect Christmas Gift for you

http://www.thepignextdoor.com/

5 Ways to embarrass yourself Christmas Morning

1. Forget the rellos are here and lay under the Christmas Tree, butt naked waiting for Santa to check to see if you are..... nice and naughty
2. Regifting to the original gift giver
3. Confuse the gifts and give the nipples clamps to Grandma
4. Forget your SO Christmas gift but have 4 for the doggie
5. Do the walk of shame past the cute guy from the bar last night, wife and children

Gimme 5 things Bad Santa would do.

Magically Delicious · « **Reply #503 on:** December 26, 2009, 09:33:23 PM »

Gimme 5 Things Bad Santa Would Do

1. Fuck the lady from "Gilmore Girls" in the hot tub.
2. Have sex with Mrs. Claus while thinking about someone else.
3. Take all of the gifts, trees, decorations, ornaments and lights from all the little Who's.
4. Kill a reindeer to make venison jerky.
5. Poop on a kid.

Gimme 5 New Year's Resolutions That You'll NEVER Make.

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #504 on:** December 29, 2009, 08:37:12 AM »

Venison? Nice!

5 New Year's Resolutions That I'll NEVER Make

1. Run a marathon
2. Eat more tofu
3. Stop being an asshole

4. Treat women with gentility and kindness
5. Never say never

Gimme 5 New Year's resolutions you are making/ have made.

Magically Delicious · « **Reply #505 on:** December 29, 2009, 09:22:09 PM »

5 New Year's Resolutions I Am Making

1. To cut down on my coffee consumption
2. To have sex as often as possible so I can finally....
3. Have a baby.

4. To quit calling my friends assholes

5. To spending at least 2 hours each week in a hot bubble bath.

Gimme 5 Reasons To Stay Up Until Midnight on New Year's Eve

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #506 on:** December 30, 2009, 08:42:20 AM »

*laughing* I love # 4!

Gimme 5 Reasons To Stay Up Until Midnight on New Year's Eve

1. The kissing!
2. More time to eat the appetizers
3. Being the first to have an orgasm in the new year
4. To prove I'm really not too old to stay awake until midnight.
5. The Fireworks!

Gimme 5 things that will happen in the news in 2010

Tinks (NSFW) · « **Reply #507 on:** December 30, 2009, 10:55:36 PM »

Gimme 5 things that will happen in the news in 2010

1. It will be proven that if taken daily, Short Blonde submissives enhance life span
2. Chocolate will be identified as a cancer preventive
3. Hitachi will bring back the dual headed version of the magic wand, there will be must rejoicing
4. A marginally attractive actress with no talent but with an excellent publicist will be the hot new thing.
5. Tiger Woods finds religion and discovers what nuns really wear under their habits..

Gimme 5 ways to inflict the maximum amount of pain on someone with a hangover..

Haruhifan · « **Reply #508 on:** January 02, 2010, 07:44:53 PM »

Belated welcome Tinks to the site!

Gimme 5 ways to inflict the maximum amount of pain on someone with a hangover

1. Play Metallica all day long.
2. Jump up and down on their belly in bed.
3. Lock the washroom so they can't puke in it.
4. Put on the TV every live action Disney movie since 2000.
5. Give them more booze!

Gimme 5 fun things to do in the snow

Magically Delicious · « **Reply #509 on:** January 03, 2010, 04:26:13 PM »

Gimme 5 Fun Things To Do In The Snow

1. Make snow angels
2. Go sledding at the park and then have hot cocoa to warm up
3. Ice skating!
4. Snowball fight!
5. Make a fort

Gimme 5 Fun Things To Do At The Beach

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