Author Topic: Gimme 5 Game (Read 66706 times)

Haruhifan · « **Reply #135 on:** October 30, 2008, 11:27:13 PM »

lol I can imagine what your affiliation is then in politics.

Gimme 5 ways tyrants are better then democracies

1. Most are also VIKINGS and VIKINGS RULE!
2. They wear tons of bling in public (as opposed to hiding it from the public and using tax dollars to do so).
3. Their goals are simple: TO TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
4. Uhhh, tyrants is an easier word to spell than Democracy?
5. Why fight Republicans? Fighting ARMIES OF MONSTERS LIKE in the movie 300 is WAY COOLER!

Gimme 5 actors or actresses you wish became strippers instead.

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #136 on:** November 04, 2008, 10:54:19 AM »

Uh oh! That list let you know my affiliation? Dang! I was trying to ridicule both sides!

Oh well.

5 actors or actresses you wish became strippers instead.

1. Kate Walsh
2. Scarlett Johansson
3. Selma Hayek
4. Angelina Jolie
5. George Clooney (Just for the ladies)... (and Haru!

)

Gimme 5 reasons to call in sick to work

Haruhifan · « **Reply #137 on:** November 07, 2008, 12:44:03 AM »

ROFL! Hey if Jon Stewart finds him sexy I can too.

And I'm all over Scarlett stripping too, yeah!

Gimme 5 reasons to call in sick to work

1. There's an afternoon baseball playoff game on.
2. I need to complete the latest Final Fantasy/Legend of Zelda today!
3. I hear the Plague might be back.
4. Can't let the boss know I had screwed his wife the other night...
5. Scarlett Johansson pops up as a stripper in your bedroom...work, what work?!

Gimme 5 things people use to cook food.

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #138 on:** November 10, 2008, 12:54:34 PM »

5 things people use to cook food.

1. Microwave
2. Toaster Oven (In which we discovered you can cause flat bread to burst into flames on the "broil" setting this weekend!)
3. Steamer (The best way!)
4. Wok (Okay maybe this is the best way?)
5. BBQ! (Definitely the best on third thought!)

Gimme 5 reasons fish are better pets then dogs

Haruhifan · « **Reply #139 on:** November 12, 2008, 11:11:12 AM »

Wok SO the best way! And lol about toaster oven lessons.

Gimme 5 reasons fish are better pets then dogs

1. You never got to walk them (and if you are, you need psychological help)
2. Their food costs less.
3. No need to take them out to pee and poop (though man STILL gross to clean their tanks...)
4. The leash can be saved for the significan other.

5. You won't be woken up in the middle of the night by their howling (and if the fish DO howl...you likely got some weird sharks or something)

Gimme 5 tricks you can use to scope out the bodies of the opposite sex.

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #140 on:** December 03, 2008, 09:52:28 AM »

Cracking up at leash for significant other! Nice.

5 tricks you can use to scope out the bodies of the opposite sex

1. Mirrors in the store
2. Store front windows
3. Zoom lens on the digital camera

4. Your hands (For that up close and personal scoping)
5. The rearview mirror

Gimme 5 things to kill time while your significant other shops

Haruhifan · « **Reply #141 on:** December 13, 2008, 06:02:40 PM »

Gimme 5 things to kill time while your significant other shops

1. The Arcade, that's right old school gaming!
http://klov.com/ - Check out some of these beauties!
2. The Food Court, old hangouts, OK food if not in TOO expensive of a mall
3. Electronics Store
4. Sporting Good Store
5. Strip Club across from the shopping district. SERIOUS I was in Ottawa and Montreal recently and the strip clubs are LITERALLY planted smack dab in the middle of the downtown!

On that note:

Gimme 5 things you can do at a strip club!

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #142 on:** December 15, 2008, 09:43:14 AM »

Ooooo!

Not that I would know the from personal experience or anything but here goes.

1. Buy ridiculously expensive beers
2. Chat up the nice ladies who work there
3. Bring a lot of 1 and 5 dollar bills before arriving.
4. Drool
And of course.....
5. LAP DANCES!!!!!!!

Gimme 5 ways to get slapped at a strip club.

Haruhifan · « **Reply #143 on:** December 19, 2008, 09:20:34 PM »

Gimme 5 ways to get slapped at a strip club.

1. Be a poor tipper.
2. Ask if your stripper used to be a man.
3. Have no cash to PAY the stripper.
4. Tell your stripper is better than your girlfriend/wife just as she comes in on you.
5. Because you're a naughty one and WANTED to be slapped for being naughty.

Gimme 5 Christmas Movies.

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #144 on:** January 09, 2009, 10:38:26 AM »

Used to be a man! Funny Haru!!!

5 Christmas movies

1. The Grinch
2. Scrooged
3. The Nightmare Before Christmas
4. Here cumz Santa
5. And of course..... A Christmas Story! (You'll shoot your eye out!)

Gimme 5 places to meet single people

Haruhifan · « **Reply #145 on:** January 10, 2009, 12:57:09 PM »

OK #4...that a new porno I never heard of?

Gimme 5 places to meet single people

1. Bar
2. Dance Club
3. Conventions of ANY fandom (just make sure to check if of legal age...)
4. Library
5. Strip Club (Well I think they're single...)

Gimme 5 movies that sound interesting to see in 2009

Here's a link if you need some help on what's coming out: http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20081224/ENT_YE_movies_2009_090101/20090101?hub=Entertainment

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #146 on:** January 12, 2009, 09:52:29 AM »

Well hell Haru I have no idea what's coming out this year!

*ponders*

1. Inkheart (I like Brendan Frasier in a weird he's fun to watch sort of way)
2. New in Town (Ditto for Renee)
3. Underworld - Rise of the Lycans
4. Donkey Punch
5. Coraline

Phew!

Gimme 5 foods you should NOT eat at the movies

Haruhifan · « **Reply #147 on:** January 12, 2009, 11:24:43 PM »

Well that's why I added the link to help! ^_^ OK most of this is based on the mistakes I made while watching Lord of the Rings in theatres alone...

Gimme 5 foods you should NOT eat at the movies

1. The EXTRA LARGE pop (no pee break!)
2. Nacho and Cheese (They now come in cheese packets, that BLOWS! I want the pumped stuff!)
3. Tacos (They rule but again, no washroom break can be bad...)
4. Skittles (Taste the Rainbow...off the sticky floor if they fall out of that crappy bag they come in...)
5. Pretzels (Taste great but NO WHERE to put them down and you get no box to help!)

Gimme 5 Video Games you've played.

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #148 on:** January 13, 2009, 10:34:06 AM »

Hmmmm

5 Video games I have played (Including arcade and computer tyvm)

1. Warcraft
2. Pac Man
3. Sim City
4. Centipede

And my all time favorite....

5. Missile Command!

Gimme 5 sports you have played

Katalyst · « **Reply #149 on:** January 13, 2009, 12:00:03 PM »

5 sports you have played

1. Basketball
2. Kickball
3. Tetherball
4. Dodgeball
5. Texas Hold 'Em Poker (It's on ESPN so it counts!)

Name 5 Ways to Eat Cheese

(What can I say? I'm eating lunch!)

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