Author Topic: Gimme 5 Game (Read 66700 times)

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #150 on:** January 13, 2009, 01:54:04 PM »

*laughs* @ ESPN! uh huh

5 ways to eat cheese

1. Pulled from the string and eaten in strips
2. In one bite with those little wheels of cheese
3. Nibbled at like a mouse a tiny bit at a time
4. Fed to me by willing women as I lounge on the couch
5. Melted and dripped on nipples and then slowly licked off before it cools.

Gimme 5 ways to help a house look better for selling!

saguaro · « **Reply #151 on:** January 13, 2009, 06:37:07 PM »

5 ways for home improvement to sell a house

1. fix leaky roof

2. clean carpets

3. paint in neutral colors

4. get rid of personal photos, knickknacks

5. landscape

Thank goodness for HGTV

Name 5 things to do INSTEAD of watching Idol.

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #152 on:** January 14, 2009, 09:50:17 AM »

5 things to do instead of watching Idol (I'm presuming better things here btw)

1. Drill a hole in your head
2. Eat sand
3. Let fire ants roam over your naked body
4. Walk on a bed of hot coals
5. Have a deep meaningful talk with my spouse.

(can you tell I'm not a fan?)

Gimme 5 things you buy every time at the grocery store

Magically Delicious · « **Reply #153 on:** January 14, 2009, 10:50:27 AM »

5 Things I Buy Every Time At The Grocery Store.

1. Milk
2. Apples
3. Chicken
4. Yogurt
5. Salsa

Name 5 Things You Really Want To Do Again...

Haruhifan · « **Reply #154 on:** January 15, 2009, 09:05:41 PM »

Name 5 Things You Really Want To Do Again

1. Travel to Europe again (studied abroad, lovely time)
2. Get to do improv comedy (which I will again this year!)
3. Travel to the US (Only been I think twice)
4. Go on a cruise ship (Done once on the St. Laurent)
5. Eat Sushi (man been too long since the last time...)

Gimme 5 things that can be used to spice up a sex night!

Magically Delicious · « **Reply #155 on:** February 04, 2009, 11:27:03 AM »

5 Things That Can Be Used to Spice Up A Sex Night

I'm apologizing for the TMI in advance...

1. Fun games - making bets about a game on television (ie, whoever's team scores the next goal gets 10 minutes of oral in between periods) or seeing how close you can get to each other without touching... while masturbating.
2. Um, Porn! A twist that we add is I have to tell Mr. Delicious what I like about the scene while he controls the vibrating egg that is strategically placed on me. My orgasm is dependent on his liking of my answers.
3. A vibrating cock ring.... oh... my.... god.
4. Getting frisky in an unusual location.
5. Pudding and a couple of paint brushes.

Gimme 5 Things You Like To Do On Vacation

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #156 on:** February 04, 2009, 03:24:09 PM »

*laughs* MD I am so tempted to talk about how sad it is you only get ten minutes of oral between periods but will try to resist.

5 Things I like to do on vacation

1. Have sex in semi public places. (Like I'll ever see those people again!)
2. Not have to wake up early to let the dogs out and feed them (ahhh bliss!)
3. Eat, eat and then eat some more
4. Try out my very bad language skills. ("You want a hamster in your omelette sir?" Oops!)
5. Nothing!!!!!

Gimme 5 ways to tell your partner you like what they're doing to you in bed.

Magically Delicious · « **Reply #157 on:** February 04, 2009, 04:52:36 PM »

*pinches DTM* That's not the ONLY time I get oral - sheesh.

Haruhifan · « **Reply #158 on:** February 05, 2009, 02:01:30 AM »

Gimme 5 ways to tell your partner you like what they're doing to you in bed.

1. "OHHH YESSSSSSSSSS!" chants.
2. The huge drool puddle on the bedsheets.
3. The even bigger sperm puddle on you.
4. Medics have to be called in to find you totally drained of your sexual fluids.
5. The next county nearby heard his/her chants and moans.

Gimme 5 words you shouldn't say in public, but can't resist saying.

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #159 on:** February 05, 2009, 01:39:48 PM »

Well gosh MD I wasn't even thinking of the periods during games. *blink, blink*

Gimme 5 words you shouldn't say in public, but can't resist saying (With examples!)

1. Pussy "That's a nice pussy you have there miss." (Said at the vet waiting room)
2. Dingleberry "I had too much fiber this morning and have dingleberry issues now"
3. George W. Bush (Just to see the reaction on people's faces)
4. Bitch "My bitch won't do what I tell her to any more" (Another good one for the vet's office)
5. Caulk "Do you have soft, pliable caulk?" (Good for embarrassing cashiers at Home Depot)

Gimme 5 ways to make a woman smile

Katalyst · « **Reply #160 on:** February 05, 2009, 09:35:51 PM »

Five Ways to Make a Woman Smile

1. Buy her a rose or simple little gift for no reason, just because.
2. Flirt with her, even if you already have her. It makes her feel desirable.
3. Don't be afraid of a little PDA. That doesn't mean stick your tongue down her throat in front of family in friends, but touch her, hold her hand, put your hand on her back as you're walking somewhere. Anything. Just touch her. Even if it's not in public.
4. Stay awake after sex. 'Nuff said.
5. Flash her. *this one was provided by Sunny*

Five Ways to Make a Man Smile

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #161 on:** February 06, 2009, 10:33:51 AM »

5 ways to make a man smile

1. Blowjob in the morning
2. Blowjob mid-morning
3. Blowjob at noon
4. Blowjob in the afternoon
5. Blowjob before sleep

(See. Just thinking about that made me smile!)

5 reasons DTM is such a goof sometimes

Haruhifan · « **Reply #162 on:** February 08, 2009, 12:54:18 AM »

5 reasons DTM is such a goof sometimes

1. He talks using his dick all the time.
2. He hangs out at the vet WAY too much to find dirty words.
3. He tries out bad language while on vacation.
4. He's always fooling around with pussy...like Katalyst! See a cat, pussy, oh forget it...
5. His Haiku POLICE, Nuff Said.

Gimme 5 things associated with the month of February.

Katalyst · « **Reply #163 on:** February 08, 2009, 02:11:27 AM »

5 Things Associated With the Month of February

1. Cold.
2. Presidents.
3. Winter coming to a close.
4. Valentine's Day!
5. Hearts and flowers and love and stuff...

Yes... I am an admitted sucker for Valentine's day. Now I just need a damn Valentine!

Name 5 Valentines for me...

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #164 on:** February 09, 2009, 05:29:41 PM »

Hmmmm Well if you suck I'll be your Valentine's! *blink, blink*

5 Valentine's for you. (Umm not sure what this means but here goes!)

1. St. Valentine
2. Valentine's day massacre (Chicago I think?)
3. Lupercalia (The Greek origins)
4. Stacy Valentine (Former porn star)
5. And of course, February 14th

How's that? *looks all hopeful*

Gimme 5 things to do to your sex partner on Valentine's day

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