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Author Topic: Gimme 5 Game  (Read 66767 times)

Offline saguaro

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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #165 on: February 10, 2009, 06:32:29 PM »
5 things to do to your sex partner on Valentine's day

1. Mention sex in the morning

2. Send email regarding said promise of sex mid morning

3.  Take a phone cam pic of privates and send at lunch

4.  Send another email regarding said promise of sex mid afternoon

5.  Don't fall asleep at bed time

Gimme 5 anti love things to do on Valentine's Day
Each day is one day closer to being where I truly need to be.  I never realized until this very moment, how true that statement is (5/6/09)

Offline DTM (Wet and grey)

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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #166 on: February 11, 2009, 10:54:27 AM »
5 Anti-love things to do on V-day  (Really curious which list you'll be picking from sis! *grins*)

1. Talk about the current state of the US economy
2. Talk about your pet cats
3. Discuss your mother while your partner is trying to put the moves on you
4. Talk about your current ongoing womanly issues of the moment.
5. Ask "Is in in yet?"


Gimme 5 flowers to send a partner with meanings!


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Offline Haruhifan

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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #167 on: February 13, 2009, 06:46:48 AM »
Hey there is NOTHING wrong about talking about my house pussies!
 :D

Gimme 5 flowers to send a partner with meanings!

1. Tulip - Hope Springs eternal
2. Daisy - Country loving!
3. Forget-Me-Nots - Everlasting memories
4. Violet - Sensual times
5. Rose - Heart-throbber

I had no clue so hope those made up meanings work!

Gimme 5 romantic movies.
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Take care!  Have fun!  Rock on!  :P

Offline DTM (Wet and grey)

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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #168 on: February 13, 2009, 04:09:37 PM »
Dang Haru.  If you hadn't of fessed up I would have believed them all!

5 Romantic movies

1. Say Anything
2. Pretty Woman
3. Dirty Dancing
4. The American President
5. Sperminator

What?!?!?


Gimme 5 things NOT to say to your partner on Valentine's day
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #169 on: February 15, 2009, 10:24:21 AM »
Gimme 5 things NOT to say to your partner on Valentine's day

1. I am not a crook.
2. It's PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
3. Is it over yet?
4. I've had better.
5. Is that a genital wart I see?!

Gimme 5 TV Shows you recommend watching.
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #170 on: February 15, 2009, 01:11:18 PM »
Gimme 5 TV Shows you recommend watching.

1.  Mad Men
2.  Lost
3.  The Amazing Race
4.  Iconoclasts
5.  Any Red Wings hockey game

Gimme 5 movies that I should put into my Netflix queue pronto!




Offline DTM (Wet and grey)

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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #171 on: February 16, 2009, 10:41:39 AM »
5 movies that I should put into my Netflix queue pronto!

1. Priceless (French with subtitles but funny I thought)
2. Shawshank redemption
3. The green mile
4. Groundhogs day

And of course...

5. Sperminator!
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #172 on: February 16, 2009, 12:10:52 PM »
Um.... make up our own topic?

And I've seen most of those.  But I will check out the fancy schmancy frenchy film!

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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #173 on: February 16, 2009, 01:19:50 PM »
Oh damnit!  I did it again!

Next topic....

Gimme 5 ways to tell DTM is not paying attention
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Offline Haruhifan

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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #174 on: February 16, 2009, 01:41:26 PM »
Gimme 5 ways to tell DTM is not paying attention

1. DTM completed only half a game.
2. DTM is talking about only the Sperminator.
3. DTM's eyes are stuck on the gals here (can't blame him there).
4. DTM reply is too random even for him.
5. DTM admits he's not paying attention!

Gimme 5 of your favorite holidays.
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #175 on: February 16, 2009, 03:35:02 PM »
*laughs* Nice list Haru!

5 of my favorite holidays

1. Christmas! (Me loves the stocking chocolates!)
2. My birthday. (Well it should be a holiday damnit!)
3. Thanksgiving (Sausage stuffing)
4. New Year's Eve
5. 4th of July


Gimme 5 ways to tell your sex partner is losing interest
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Offline Magically Delicious

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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #176 on: February 16, 2009, 10:35:57 PM »
5 Ways to Tell Your Sex Partner Is Losing Interest

1.  She only wants to have sex when she's drunk.
2.  She cites statistics about diabetes when you pull out the chocolate syrup for some edible body painting fun.
3.  She spends more time with her rabbit than with you.
4.  You start getting frisky, she insists on watching the big curling grudge match - Antikokan vs. Kincardine.
5.  She starts having sex with someone else.


Gimme 5 perfect locations for a first kiss.

Offline DTM (Wet and grey)

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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #177 on: February 17, 2009, 09:33:41 AM »
5 perfect locations for a first kiss

1. In a park in a light rain
2. On the ferry crossing the water at night
3. Anywhere in Greece
4. On the beach at night with a bonfire going
5. Anywhere DTM is!


Gimme 5 pieces of furniture to use during sex (Not FOR sex!)
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Offline Magically Delicious

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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #178 on: February 19, 2009, 08:44:52 PM »
5 pieces of furniture to use during sex (not FOR sex!)

1.  Couch
2.  Kitchen table
3.  Rocking chair (I'm hoping to buy an armless rocking chair - how fun!)
4.  Hammock chair (closest thing we have to a sex swing)
5.  Good old fashioned bed!

Gimme 5 sex toys/play items you want to purchase.

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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #179 on: February 21, 2009, 09:55:01 AM »
Gimme 5 sex toys/play items you want to purchase

1. Dildo (Remember I'm bi, and am curious to try)
2. Strap-On (To give to a gal to try on me...again curious...)
3. Cock Pump (But I will deny it's mine like Austin Powers does, heh)
4. Edible Underwear (I keep wondering if they really ARE edible!)
5. Sexy Cosplay Outfit (If I was choosing for a gal, a nurse or school gal outfit, if it's for me, oddly a fireman's outfit)

Gimme 5 Famous People you wish were giving you Oral Sex right now under your desk.
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