Author Topic: Gimme 5 Game (Read 66767 times)

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #180 on:** February 22, 2009, 01:19:36 AM »

Gimme 5 Famous People you wish were giving you Oral Sex right now under your desk.

1. Hillary (Because she probably is out of practice)
2. Kaley Cuoco
3. Angelina Jolie (Oh those lips!)
4. Kate Walsh
5. Laura Bush (Just curious if she knows how)

Gimme 5 of your favorite snack foods

Haruhifan · « **Reply #181 on:** February 22, 2009, 09:05:56 AM »

Aww love for the First Ladies.

Gimme 5 of your favorite snack foods

1. Ritz Crackers with peanut butter
2. Lay's Potato Chips (BBQ please!)
3. Nutri Grain Bars (when on the road)
4. Crispers
5. Crunch and Munch Popcorn

Gimme 5 of your favorite drinks

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #182 on:** February 23, 2009, 12:18:14 PM »

5 of my favorite drinks

1. OJ with Soda water on ice
2. Pomegranite juice with soda water on ice
3. Non-fat milk (Preferrably with chocolate cake)
4. Margaritas

and of course

5. MOCHAS!!!! (From drive thru coffee girls!)

Gimme 5 things to do at a strip club to get thrown out

Haruhifan · « **Reply #183 on:** February 24, 2009, 02:48:49 PM »

I think I did this one before too!

Gimme 5 things to do at a strip club to get thrown out

1. Show off your farting skills.
2. Take the stage thinking it's karaoke night when it's amateur night.
3. Stripping yourself...in the washroom for the stall crowd.
4. Being an NFL player there after 3AM.
5. Bringing your painting equipment and asking management where they want you to strip the walls.

Gimme 5 things to not say to your head of state.

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #184 on:** February 25, 2009, 10:00:46 AM »

Oops! Damn my old failing memory!

Gimme 5 things to not say to your head of state.

1. Care to wife swap Mr. Obama?
2. Some bacon Mr. Ahmadinejad?
3. Some bacon Mr. Olmert? (Funny how similar those two religions are ain't it?)
4. We begin the coup at midnight!
5. Recount!

Gimme 5 ways to make your parents laugh

Haruhifan · « **Reply #185 on:** March 01, 2009, 07:15:50 PM »

Gimme 5 ways to make your parents laugh

1. Make a joke about (insert their generation).
2. Say you got a date.
3. Ask them for a loan.
4. Tell them you saw the neighbours doing something bad.
5. Make fun of THEIR parents.

Gimme 5 signs of Spring is coming (hopefully soon!)

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #186 on:** March 02, 2009, 09:30:31 AM »

Gimme 5 signs of Spring is coming (hopefully soon!)

1. The daffodils are poking up
2. The only snow visible is up in the mountains
3. It is not dropping below freezing every damn night any more!
4. Clothing on females is becoming flimsier *drools*
5. Friends are actually coming to visit me in Seattle!

Magically Delicious · « **Reply #187 on:** March 02, 2009, 10:51:45 AM »

*cough* Did someone not get their topless coffee this morning? *cough*

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #188 on:** March 02, 2009, 12:00:43 PM »

Apparently not!

Damn!

Gimme 5 signs DTM is losing it

Haruhifan · « **Reply #189 on:** March 03, 2009, 11:39:35 PM »

And I got this again?!

Gimme 5 signs DTM is losing it

1. He keeps giving the same answers.
2. He keeps giving the same next topic to do.
3. He came to this forum pantless.
4. He keeps referring to the Sperminator.
5. He keeps slamming into the people he's oogling to lose focus!

Gimme 5 famous people who should NEVER wear a thong.

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #190 on:** March 04, 2009, 09:21:47 AM »

*laughs* It was a little different last time! *coughs* anime boy *coughs*

Gimme 5 famous people who should NEVER wear a thong.

1. Marlon Brando
2. Dr. Phil
3. Roseanne
4. Mickey Rourke
5. Hillary Clinton *shudders*

Gimme 5 ways to save money in this economy

Haruhifan · « **Reply #191 on:** March 05, 2009, 07:58:52 PM »

Gimme 5 ways to save money in this economy

1. Don't buy pictures to sell of Hillary Clinton in a thong.
2. Coupons, coupons, coupons!
3. Two words: Dollar Store.
4. Walk or take the bus to work.
5. Become a stripper, it apparently is the one job that will survive!

Gimme 5 things one would find in your bedroom.

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #192 on:** March 06, 2009, 11:31:43 AM »

5 things one would find in my bedroom

1. A king size bed
2. t.v.
3. DVD player for certain movies... if you know what I mean?
4. KY
5. The Liberator brand Ramp and Wedge!

Gimme 5 pieces of furniture good for having sex on

Haruhifan · « **Reply #193 on:** March 07, 2009, 08:42:19 AM »

What the #5?! So are you like the spokesperson for this Ramp?! Looks like something I need for my own back.

Gimme 5 pieces of furniture good for having sex on

1. The Couch
2. The Futon
3. The Coffee Table
4. The Recliner
5. Oh and The Bed!

Gimme 5 Sports Terms/Phrases that sound more like Sex Terms.

Magically Delicious · « **Reply #194 on:** March 07, 2009, 08:22:15 PM »

Gimme 5 Sports Terms/Phrases that sound more like Sex Terms

1. He got great penetration
2. Get in the hole!
3. Screwball in the dirt
4. Splitting the uprights
5. He went for the five hole

Gimme 5 sexual positions/toys/scenarios that you want to try...

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