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Author Topic: Gimme 5 Game  (Read 66889 times)

Offline DTM (Wet and grey)

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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #240 on: April 02, 2009, 10:18:02 PM »
5 reasons to have anal sex

1. It feels good... as the giver anyways.
2. She begged for it
3. Experimentation
4. Aunt Flo is visting
5. She's constipated (Doh!)


Gimme 5 ways to please your guy
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #241 on: April 02, 2009, 10:23:00 PM »
5 ways to please your guy

1. Make him dinner
2. Give him a blowjob without expecting anything in return.
3. Take a night just pleasing him
4. Give him a night away from you so he can chill with his friends and not bitch that he's been gone so long.
5. For one night, let him have his way with you.

5 ways to please your woman
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #242 on: April 02, 2009, 10:24:14 PM »
5 ways to please your woman

1. Give her flowers
2. Do th dishes
3. Tell her you love her without any reason
4. Kiss her chihuahua
5. Diamonds!


Gimme 5 reasons to break up with your partner
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #243 on: April 02, 2009, 10:28:08 PM »
5 reasons to break up with your partner

1. you always fight
2. neither you nor they are faithful
3. you don't want the same things in life
4. they are too dramatic
5. they frequently annoy you

5 reasons why your would meet someone you've been talking to online.
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #244 on: April 02, 2009, 10:32:14 PM »
5 reasons why your would meet someone you've been talking to online.

1. New sexual experiences
2. To control them
3. To do things your spouse won't do
4. Sex with strangers is hot
5. Because I'm a bad man!


Gimme 5 sexual things you want to try
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #245 on: April 02, 2009, 11:14:00 PM »
5 sexual things you want to try

1. Anal
2. DP
3. Something I could, but won't say here.
4. Being completely at someone's mercy
5. Being bound (but I suppose that goes with number 4)

5 things you'll never eat
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #246 on: April 03, 2009, 04:18:28 AM »
5 things you'll never eat

1. Vegetables (as best as I can resist)
2. Bugs
3. Rocks (I've tried by accident, not advised)
4. Human (Told it taste like Soylent Green)
5. Haggis

Gimme 5 Musical Plays from the theatre
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #247 on: April 03, 2009, 12:02:08 PM »
5 Musical Plays from the Theatre

1. Fame
2. Heartbreak House
3. Ressurection Blues
4. Lestat
5. Rent

5 movies you wouldn't watch even if you were paid to do so
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #248 on: April 03, 2009, 09:53:24 PM »
5 Movies You Wouldn't Watch Even if You Were Paid to Do So...

1.  Bride Wars
2.  Maid In Manhattan
3.  The Sisterhood of The Traveling Pants
4.  Crossroads
5.  Autumn In New York

Gimme 5 Things You'd Like To Do This Weekend

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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #249 on: April 03, 2009, 09:59:18 PM »
5 things I'd like to do this weekend

1. fuck
2. have a party
3. travel
4. finish my story
5. go on a date

5 careers you'd rather be in right now
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #250 on: April 03, 2009, 10:35:33 PM »
5 careers you'd rather be in right now

1. Live Acting
2. Wrestling (maybe as a booker or manager)
3. Porn Star
4. Stripper
5. Cartoon Voice Acting

Gimme 5 drinks you crave right now
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #251 on: April 03, 2009, 10:42:57 PM »
5 drinks you crave right now

1. chocolate milk
2. a coke/ski
3. screwdriver (vodka/orange juice)
4. milkshake - strawberry
5. cranberry whine

5 reasons why being a pornstar is the perfect career choice
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #252 on: April 03, 2009, 10:54:16 PM »
5 reasons why being a pornstar is the perfect career choice

1. Never at a loss for selection of partners.
2. You get to have lots of sex and retakes!
3. Never have to pay for your outfits.
4. Everyone gets to watch you do it!
5. The pay I hear is excellent for HAVING SEX!

Gimme 5 of the worst jobs someone can have
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #253 on: April 03, 2009, 11:01:45 PM »
5 of the worst jobs you could have

1. city dump
2. sewer
3. fisherman
4. coast guard - not necessarily a bad job persay, just a really dangerous one
5. storm chaser - actually, this seems really cool, but again, would be a really horrible way to die.

5 reasons why sex in a pool seems like a good idea
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #254 on: April 04, 2009, 07:39:16 AM »
5 reasons why sex in a pool seems like a good idea

1. You got to pay the pool boy somehow.
2. Sometimes it's the lifeguard who needs mouth to mouth.
3. Nothing like giving a public show!
4. At least if things get too hot you're already in the water to cool off.
5. You're already nearly nude so starting won't take too long!

Gimme 5 signs that Spring has arrived
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