Author Topic: Gimme 5 Game (Read 67002 times)

luvsev · « **Reply #300 on:** May 01, 2009, 03:39:50 PM »

ROFL at #5.

5 things you'd take on a picnic

1. Food
2. Blanket
3. Wine
4. Frisbee/baseball/soccer ball
5. Bug repellent/sunscreen

5 things you wish someone would do for you right now

Haruhifan · « **Reply #301 on:** May 01, 2009, 05:06:34 PM »

5 things you wish someone would do for you right now

1. Blowjob
2. Tittyfuck
3. Naked Body Oil Massage
4. Cosplay Strip Show
5. Play some Nintendo Wii with me!

Gimme 5 Things you'd buy from a sex store

luvsev · « **Reply #302 on:** May 01, 2009, 11:24:23 PM »

5 things you'd buy from a sex store

1. Dildo/vibrator
2. Pornographic film
3. Playgirl Magazine
4. A swing
5. Edible panties

5 foods you wouldn't eat as a kid

Haruhifan · « **Reply #303 on:** May 02, 2009, 08:47:43 AM »

5 foods you wouldn't eat as a kid

1. Vegatables (that's like ANY veggies, still hate them!)
2. Liver
3. Bananas
4. Nuts
5. Boiled Eggs

Gimme 5 things you'd find at a strip club

luvsev · « **Reply #304 on:** May 02, 2009, 02:30:50 PM »

5 things you'd find at a strip club

1. Loads of one dollar bills
2. Alcohol
3. Loud music
4. A pole
5. Men with erections

5 things that seem like a good idea, but really aren't.

Haruhifan · « **Reply #305 on:** May 02, 2009, 04:06:52 PM »

5 things that seem like a good idea, but really aren't.

1. Making a Vibrator powered by a lawn mower motor.
2. Lyle Lovett...REALLY JULIA ROBERTS?!
3. And Billy Bob Thorton...REALLY ANGELINA JOLIE?!
4. Somehow having George W. Bush for 8 years as the US President.
5. Reality TV...so unreal yet it's called reality now...

Gimme 5 couplings that should NEVER occur ever.

Magically Delicious · « **Reply #306 on:** May 08, 2009, 09:20:35 PM »

5 Couplings That Should NEVER Occur Ever

Okay, I took the approach of pairing someone I don't like with someone I actually like. These should never happen and sully the image of the one I adore.

1. John Mayer and Shirley Manson
2. Jason Mraz and Gwen Stefani
3. Paris Hilton and George Clooney
4. Lindsay Lohan and Ryan Reynolds
5. Tiffany and Rhett

Gimme 5 Rationalizations for Cheating on A Mate

luvsev · « **Reply #307 on:** May 08, 2009, 10:36:54 PM »

5 rationalisations for cheating on a mate

1. They're cheating on you.
2. You don't love them/they don't love you.
3. The relationship is just about over.
4. You were on a break.
5. It was the bachelor/bachelorette party and it doesn't count.

5 reasons why you would put off watching your favourite game

Haruhifan · « **Reply #308 on:** May 08, 2009, 11:03:42 PM »

5 reasons why you would put off watching your favourite game

1. Your team is losing BADLY.
2. You're getting a blowjob and can't concentrate on two things at once.
3. You're going out and taping it for later.
4. You're on vacation.
5. You're simply too tired from the day to watch.

Gimme 5 ways to pass the time in gridlock (a traffic jam on the highway)

luvsev · « **Reply #309 on:** May 09, 2009, 12:07:57 AM »

5 ways to pass the time in gridlock

1. Read a newspaper/book.
2. Listen to the radio and sing along to your favourite song.
3. Drag out your planner and see what you have going for the week.
4. If you have a cell phone, call or text a friend.
5. Make out your grocery list.

5 things that would make going shopping easier.

Haruhifan · « **Reply #310 on:** May 09, 2009, 08:45:32 PM »

5 things that would make going shopping easier

1. Segways!
2. An unlimited credit card
3. Having a shopping list ready.
4. Cute Cashiers
5. More Price Check Machines

Gimme 5 Things that Make Star Trek Cool

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #311 on:** May 10, 2009, 05:01:06 PM »

5 things that make Star Trek cool

1. 7 of 9 *drools*
2. Warp speed
3. Transporters
4. Gives Saturday night live great material
5. William Shatner!

Gimme 5 ways to tell someone is a Star Trek nerd

(And no having the initials of DTM is not one!)

Magically Delicious · « **Reply #312 on:** May 10, 2009, 08:34:31 PM »

*cough* Next topic? *cough*

Someone might think you weren't paying attention or something!

rangergirl (She's Kinkeriffic!) · « **Reply #313 on:** May 18, 2009, 12:10:37 PM »

Gimme 5 ways to tell someone is a Star Trek nerd

1 ~ you wear pointy ears to the grocery store

2 ~ you call Uhura in your moment of orgasm

3 ~ you think Checkov is a new sex manouever that lil Russian men invented

4 ~ you know 'Beam me up Scotty' is the new slang for screwing

5 ~ you know that Spock actually is a Vulcan Dom Lord

*snickers and apologies to all the Star Trekkies out there*

Gimme 5 ways to use duct tape.

luvsev · « **Reply #314 on:** May 18, 2009, 02:46:34 PM »

5 ways to use duct tape

1. To fix a cord.
2. To patch a hole in your pocket.
3. To put it over someone's mouth to keep them from screaming.
4. To cover a wound (Hey, I've actually seen my brother do this, so it's an actual use, though not one I'd recommend).
5. To bind someone's wrists.

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