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Author Topic: Gimme 5 Game  (Read 66964 times)

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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #330 on: May 28, 2009, 08:17:19 PM »
5 ways to use the internet for mutual satisfaction

1. Porn sites.
2. Research to try new ideas
3. Recipes for drinks. 
4. Shopping for "toys."
5. Searching personal adds to find a third for threesome fun. 

5 ways to arouse someone
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #331 on: May 29, 2009, 02:09:30 PM »
Thanks for the new links DTM!

5 ways to arouse someone

1. Sexy cosplay!
2. Get naked!
3. Offer sex!
4. Offer chocolate!
5. Offer sex AND chocolate!

Gimme 5 things you can do at the pool
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #332 on: May 29, 2009, 03:22:37 PM »
5 things you can do at the pool

1. Get a tan.
2. Swim.
3. Dive.
4. Play pool games.
5. If the pool is deserted and no one is around, you can engage in a little foreplay/sex.

Gimme 5 funny things to say to a bill collector
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #333 on: May 30, 2009, 08:09:19 PM »
Gimme 5 funny things to say to a bill collector

1. Get bent!
2. Go to hell!
3. I paid my bills, honest!
4. You mean the OTHER house for these bills, not I!
5. Would a blowjob by chance be able to cut me some slack on these bills? ;)

Gimme 5 of your favourite flavours of ice cream
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #334 on: May 30, 2009, 08:20:39 PM »
lol, Haru. I especially like the fifth one.

5 of your favourite flavours of ice cream

1. Chocolate
2. Strawberry
3. Mint chocolate chip
4. Butter Pecan
5. Rocky Road

5 things NOT to say during sex.
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #335 on: May 31, 2009, 07:23:59 PM »
5 things NOT to say during sex

1. STOP!
2. How do I fit into this hole?
3. I forgot my condom.
4. EWWWWWW what's that?!
5. I got crabs!

Gimme 5 things you SHOULD say before having sex
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #336 on: June 02, 2009, 02:16:23 AM »
5 things you should say before having sex

1. Do you have a condom?
2. Soo good!
3. Are you ready?
4. Which position would you like?
5. May I fulfill a fantasy for you?

5 lies men tell women
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #337 on: June 03, 2009, 02:11:22 AM »
Us lie?   ;)

5 lies men tell women

1. You don't look fat in that.
2. You look so young for your age!
3. I got no cash for you today to go shopping.
4. I love this romantic movie you chose us to watch!
5. Sure I'll change the diapers anytime!

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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #338 on: June 03, 2009, 02:12:16 PM »
5 lies women tell men

1. Sure you can go to the game with your friends.
2. No, I'm not mad at you.
3. I'm fine, really.
4. I don't need your help.
5. It's the biggest I've ever seen.

5 things you should never tell your partner
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #339 on: June 04, 2009, 01:48:04 AM »
5 things you should never tell your partner

1. Why is it so tiny?
2. That's all you got?!
3. It's not your fault your imperfect.
4. I'm seeing someone else on the side!
5. I'm waiting until our wedding to put out.

Gimme 5 food aisles you try to avoid in the grocery store
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #340 on: June 04, 2009, 02:31:47 AM »
5 food aisles you try to avoid at the grocery store

1. Candy - I love candy, but I don't need it.
2. Snacks - See above reason.
3. Alcohol - I have to be in the right kind of mood to drink.
4. Baby Needs - I don't have children, so it's a waste of time to go down this aisle for me.
5. Tobacco counter (I know it's not an aisle, but I can't think of any others) - I avoid this because I don't smoke.

5 books that have changed how you see the world
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #341 on: June 04, 2009, 10:09:39 AM »
5 books that have changed how you see the world

1. The Lucifer Principle
2. The Lord of the Rings series
3. Playboy
4. Time
5. The dictionary


Gimme 5 items you have used while playing with yourself to enhance the experience.
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #342 on: June 04, 2009, 03:04:24 PM »
5 items you have used while playing with yourself to enhance the experience.

1. Dildo
2. Vibrator
3. clothes pins
4. Playgirl magazine
5. This mentholated stuff that makes it all tingly and good.

5 things that make sex more exciting
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #343 on: June 04, 2009, 09:24:50 PM »
5 things that make sex more exciting

1. Orgy parties!
2. Whipped Cream
3. Cosplay
4. Strip Show prior to the sex
5. An awesome partner of course!

Gimme 5 things that you're embarassed to admit about yourself
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #344 on: June 14, 2009, 08:47:39 PM »
5 things you're embarrassed to admit about yourself

1. I bite my nails.
2. I'm horny most of the time.
3. I *coughmasterbatealotcough*
4. I read for eight hours or more everyday.
5. I curse an awful lot, even though I try not to.

5 songs that make you want to have sex.
My mind... it's a scary place to be sometimes.