Author Topic: 99 Things (Read 19589 times)

Haruhifan · « **on:** August 19, 2011, 05:25:23 PM »

Hi folks, how about some new games! More from my comedy improv background.

A topic is given from the previous post (breaking a bit of the old format-you CAN reply to a suggestion you gave a previous post to be the new reply). The joke goes as such:

"99 Things (the topic given last reply) walk into a bar/pub/tavern (you choose which), the barkeep/bartender says we don't serve your kind." Then a punchline comes. Here's an example:

CATS

99 cats walking into a bar, the barkeep says we don't serve your kind. The cats say that not purrfect.

Cheesy punchlines are encouraged!

Here's the first topic:

DOGS

andone (Anime Ninja) · « **Reply #1 on:** August 20, 2011, 08:04:08 PM »

my turn

99 dogs walking into a bar, the barkeep says we don't serve your kind.The dogs say its Barking mad.

Robot.

Haruhifan · « **Reply #2 on:** August 24, 2011, 10:53:59 PM »

99 Robots Walked into a bar. The barkeep said we don't serve your kind. The robots responded by saying "ERROR, ERROR."

Next up: 99 mops

andone (Anime Ninja) · « **Reply #3 on:** August 25, 2011, 04:23:47 AM »

99 mops Walked into a bar. The barkeep said we don't serve your kind.The Mops they'll wipe the floor with them.

Haruhifan · « **Reply #4 on:** August 25, 2011, 05:55:29 PM »

99 Mops walked into a bar. Bartender said we don't serve your kind. The mops cleaned him out the next day.

Haruhifan · « **Reply #5 on:** September 10, 2011, 02:36:12 PM »

99 mops walked into a bar. Bartender said we don't serve your kind. The mops told him to wax off!

Give a try also with:

Lamps

Haruhifan · « **Reply #6 on:** November 05, 2011, 05:49:48 PM »

99 Lamps walk into a bar. Barkeep says we don't serve your kind. The lamps turned the lights off on him.

Also try: Bees

Haruhifan · « **Reply #7 on:** November 12, 2011, 09:04:49 AM »

99 bees walk into a bar. Barkeep says we don't serve your kind, so buzz off. That really stun...the barkeep 99 times that is.

99 lamps walk into a bar. Barkeep says we don't serve your kind. The lamps said his place looked shady anyways and left.

Also try: Cars

andone (Anime Ninja) · « **Reply #8 on:** November 12, 2011, 07:08:54 PM »

99 Cars walk into a bar.Barkeep says we don't serve your kind. The Cars say they were only there for a fiill up.

Haruhifan · « **Reply #9 on:** November 13, 2011, 12:13:17 AM »

99 robots walked into a bar. Barkeep said we don't serve your kind. The robots started saying "All Your Base Belongs to Us!"

99 cars drove into a bar. They ran it down.

Also try: soccer balls

andone (Anime Ninja) · « **Reply #10 on:** November 21, 2011, 08:56:20 PM »

99 soccer balls bounced into a bar.Barkeep said we don;t serve your kind.He stuck the soccer balls in the back of the net.

Laptops

Haruhifan · « **Reply #11 on:** November 28, 2011, 12:18:26 AM »

99 laptops walked into a bar. Barkeep said we don't serve your kind. They gave him the blue screen of death!

Also try: Barrels

Haruhifan · « **Reply #12 on:** January 12, 2012, 01:24:18 PM »

99 laptops walked into a bar. Barkeep said we don't serve your kind. The laptops said fine, we're shutting you down!

99 barrels walked into a bar. Barkeep said we don't serve your kind. The all did a barrel roll and the next day there was no more bar.

Try also: buckets

Haruhifan · « **Reply #13 on:** January 26, 2012, 06:46:53 PM »

99 cars go into a bar. Barkeep says we don't serve your kind. The cars said first no Oscar nominee, now no drink to help the pain of that!

99 soccer balls went into a bar. Barkeep says we don't serve your kind. The balls instead dribbled all over the bar floor.

99 laptops walked into a bar. Barkeep says we don't serve your kind. The laptops made it an open and shut case.

99 barrels rolled into a bar. They ran over the barkeep, free drinks for all!

99 buckets went into a bar. Barkeep said we don't serve your kind. The buckets went what's the matter, oh, buck-it all!

Also try: birds

Haruhifan · « **Reply #14 on:** March 01, 2012, 07:39:03 AM »

99 birds walked into a bar. Barkeep said we don't serve your kind. They all got VERY angry and there was 1 knocked over bar the next day.

Also try: Radios

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