Author Topic: 99 Things (Read 19629 times)

Haruhifan · « **Reply #15 on:** March 05, 2012, 02:31:39 PM »

99 radios walked into a bar. Bartender says we don't serve your kind. It was all over then as 99 radios played...

THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!

Also try: Pro Wrestlers

Haruhifan · « **Reply #16 on:** April 16, 2012, 07:19:28 AM »

99 pro wrestlers walked into a bar. Bartender said we don't serve your kind. The bar became a pier 6 brawl.

Also try: Headphones

Haruhifan · « **Reply #17 on:** May 18, 2012, 12:15:24 PM »

99 Headphones walked into a bar. Barkeep said we don't serve your kind. The Headphones said "you're ear-ily paranoid of us!"

Give a try with: Baseballs

andone (Anime Ninja) · « **Reply #18 on:** May 22, 2012, 12:13:13 AM »

99 Baseballs walked into a bar.Barkeep said we don't serve your lind.Baseballs said we've struck out again.

Try Cell phones

Haruhifan · « **Reply #19 on:** May 22, 2012, 06:08:44 PM »

99 cell phones walked into a bar. Barkeep said we don't serve your kind. The cell phones said somebody better call your momma!

Try out: sunglasses

andone (Anime Ninja) · « **Reply #20 on:** May 22, 2012, 06:24:27 PM »

99 Sunglasses walked into a bar.Barkeep said we don't serve your kind.Sunglasses said they were blinded by the light.

Try heaters.

Haruhifan · « **Reply #21 on:** May 23, 2012, 03:44:39 PM »

99 heaters walked into a bar. Barkeep says we don't serve your kind. The heaters told him don't be so cold to us, we just want to warm up to you!

Give a try with: Umbrellas

andone (Anime Ninja) · « **Reply #22 on:** May 23, 2012, 05:56:40 PM »

99 Umbrellas walked into a bar.Barkeep said we don't serve your kind.Umbrelllas said we're just singing in the rain.

Try Plushie

Haruhifan · « **Reply #23 on:** May 23, 2012, 08:38:29 PM »

99 plushies walked into a bar. Barkeep said we don't serve your kind. The plushies said no hugs for you!

Give a try with: books

andone (Anime Ninja) · « **Reply #24 on:** May 24, 2012, 02:43:25 AM »

99 Books walked into a bar.Barkeep said we don't serve your kind.Books said you can't put us down.

try Deoderant.

Haruhifan · « **Reply #25 on:** June 03, 2012, 07:59:35 PM »

99 spray cans of deoderant walk into a bar. Barkeep says we don't serve your kind. They said back, oh so only BARS of deoderant get served?

Give a go with: Guns

Haruhifan · « **Reply #26 on:** June 21, 2012, 03:35:19 PM »

99 Guns walked into a bar. The bartender said we don't serve your kind. There was 1 dead bartender with 99 gunshot wounds the next day.

99 Guns walked into a bar. The barkeep said we don't serve your kind. The guns asked why did he put the safety on them drinking?

Try also: Hotdogs

Haruhifan · « **Reply #27 on:** August 02, 2012, 01:59:41 PM »

99 hot dogs walked into a bar, barkeep said we don't serve your kind. The hotdogs said he doesn't cut the mustard.

Also try: stamps

andone (Anime Ninja) · « **Reply #28 on:** August 02, 2012, 04:28:35 PM »

99 stamps walked into a bar.The bartender said we don't serve your kind. The stamps say no need to go postel

99 stamps walked into a bar.The bartender said we don't serve your kind.The stamps said they couldn't be licked.

99 stamps walked into a bar.The bartender said we don't serve your kind.The stamps said they were an urgent delivery.

Try Olympics

Haruhifan · « **Reply #29 on:** August 11, 2012, 05:18:06 AM »

99 Olympics walked into a bar. They left the barkeep all of their combined bills and the bar went belly up.

Give a shot with: Televisions

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