Author Topic: 99 Things (Read 19637 times)

Haruhifan · « **Reply #30 on:** September 27, 2012, 03:30:05 PM »

99 Televisions walked into a bar. The barkeep said we don't serve your kind. The TVs said to stop changing their channels!

Also try: Gloves

Haruhifan · « **Reply #31 on:** October 09, 2012, 09:23:54 PM »

99 Gloves walked into a bar. The barkeep said we don't serve your kind. The barkeep didn't get an applause for his comment.

Also try: cars

Haruhifan · « **Reply #32 on:** October 21, 2012, 05:34:32 AM »

99 cars drove into a bar. The bar is now a parking lot.

99 cars walked into a bar. The barkeep said we don't serve your kind. The cars said Disney treated them better than this!

99 cars walked into a bar. The bartender said we don't serve your kind. The cars asked why he was such and stick shaft in the mud?

Also try replying with: Pokemon

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Haruhifan · « **Reply #33 on:** December 24, 2012, 06:57:50 PM »

99 Pokemon walked into a bar. The barkeep said we don't serve your kind. The Pokemon evolved to knock him out.

Also try: reindeer

Haruhifan · « **Reply #34 on:** January 17, 2013, 08:18:29 PM »

99 reindeer came dancing, dasher, prancing into a bar...they needed to make a new bar the next day.

Also give a shot with: motorcycles

Haruhifan · « **Reply #35 on:** March 16, 2013, 01:16:44 PM »

99 motorcycles went into a bar one day. Barkeep said we don't serve your kind. 99 motorcycles the next day played card games...while running over the barkeep. SCREW THE RULES I HAVE MONEY!

Also try: wallets

Haruhifan · « **Reply #36 on:** April 09, 2013, 02:00:29 PM »

99 wallets went into a bar. Barkeep said we don't serve your kind. The wallets said no tip for you and shut him out.

Also try: Fireplaces

Haruhifan · « **Reply #37 on:** May 11, 2013, 12:39:31 PM »

99 fireplaces walked into a bar one day. Barkeep said we don't serve your kind. They asked what's stuffing up YOUR chimney?!

Also try: Airplanes

Haruhifan · « **Reply #38 on:** June 06, 2013, 11:39:35 AM »

99 airplanes flew into a bar...there's now a runway where the bar used to be.

Also try out: Hammers

Haruhifan · « **Reply #39 on:** July 21, 2013, 04:16:16 PM »

99 hammer walked into a bar one day. The barkeep said we don't serve your kind. They all shouted "STOP, Hammer Time!"

Also try: Moose

Haruhifan · « **Reply #40 on:** July 23, 2013, 09:36:54 PM »

99 Moose walked into a Canadian bar. The next day the bar had 99 antler trophies.

Also try: horses

Haruhifan · « **Reply #41 on:** September 29, 2013, 01:50:49 PM »

99 horses walked into a bar. Barkeep said we don't serve your kind. The horses asked why he had to say "neigh" to them!

Also try out: Lightsabres

Haruhifan · « **Reply #42 on:** December 04, 2013, 04:18:30 AM »

99 lightsabres walked into a bar. The barkeep said we don't serve your kind. They fought back...but never sliced first!

Try out: reindeer

Haruhifan · « **Reply #43 on:** February 10, 2014, 04:27:10 AM »

99 reindeer walked into a bar. The barkeep said we don't serve your kind. The reindeer sleighed him.

Also try: figure skaters

Haruhifan · « **Reply #44 on:** March 05, 2014, 10:32:20 PM »

99 figure skaters entered a bar. Barkeep said you didn't get a good score to come in. The 99 figure skaters launched a protest because he was so judgemental.

Try: Goats

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