99 Things

[Haruhifan]

99 goats walked into a bar.  Barkeep said we don't serve your kind.  The goats told him that he made a Baaaaaaaaad mistake.

Give a try with: baseballs

[Haruhifan]

99 baseballs rolled into a bar.  The Barkeeper said we don't serve your kind.  The baseballs said he just balked.

Give a shot too with: lamps

[Haruhifan]

99 lamps walked into a bar.  Bartender said we don't serve your kind.  The lamps turned the lights out on the bar.

Also try:balloons

[Haruhifan]

99 balloons floated into a bar.  The Barkeep said we don't serve your kind.  The balloons decided to burst his bubble.

Try out too: Pizzas

[Haruhifan]

99 pizzas walked into a bar.  The barkeep said they don't serve food here.  The pizzas told him he's not worth a slice of their time.

Try out: Trucks

[Haruhifan]

99 trucks drove into a bar...the bar no longer exists.

99 trucks parked near a bar.  The barkeep said we don't serve your kind.  They said until he transforms into a nice person, they're rolling out!

Also try: Chickens

[Haruhifan]

99 Chickens walked into a bar.  The bartender told them that we don't serve your kind.  The Chickens told him to stop egging them on!

Give a try out with: Tennis Balls

[Haruhifan]

99 tennis balls walked into a bar.  The barkeep told them that he doesn't serve their kind.  The tennis balls called that a fault and smashed their challenge in his face.

Also try: Taxis

[Rajah Dodger]

99 taxis walked into a bar.  The barkeep told them that he doesn't serve their kind.  The taxis all call in ghost rides, pool their cash and line up Harry Chapin on the jukebox to play 50 times in a row.

Also try: College Basketball Players

[Haruhifan]

Welcome Rajah to the Salon games and back to the site!  Keep having fun with the forums and site! 

99 college basketball players walked into a bar.  The bartender told them that he doesn't serve their kind.  The 99 college basketball players say that's fine, they don't get any pay anyways to buy a drink.

Give a try with: Tulips