I like my men/women like...

[andone (Anime Ninja)]

I like my women like I like my cake.Topped off with lots of frosting.

try cell phone

[Haruhifan]

I like my women like I like my cell phones, I'm able to mute them and make them vibrate.

Try: televisions

[Haruhifan]

I like my women like I like my televisions, I'm able to mute them when I want and see them in high definition...in bed.

Also try: cats

[Haruhifan]

I like my women like I like my cats, they purr when I pet them because they are sweet pussies.

Also try: lollipops

[andone (Anime Ninja)]

I like my women like I like my lollipops between my lips and with a juicey centre.

Try underwear.

[Haruhifan]

I like my women like I like my underwear, snuggling close to my balls.

I like my women like I like my underwear, used and covered in my essense.

Try out: books

[Haruhifan]

I like my women like I like my books, I can open and shut them when I want.

Also try: Lawnmowers

[Haruhifan]

I like my women like I like my lawnmowers, I can ride them all over.

I like my women like I like my lawnmowers, with a few cranks their motors roar.

Also give a shot with: potato chips

[Haruhifan]

I like my women like I like my potato chips, crisp and easy to snack on.

I like my women like I like my potato chips, covered in seasoning ready to be munched on.

Also try: soda pop

[Haruhifan]

I like my women like I like my soda pop, fizzing when I drink them up!

Also try: suntan lotion

[Haruhifan]

I like my women like I like my suntan lotion, slathered all over my body.

Also try: cars

[Haruhifan]

I like my women like I like my cars, revving them up slowly before I ramp up their engines and go top speed!

Also give a shot with: Rakes

[Haruhifan]

I like my women like I like my rakes, I can buy them from TV on sale for a low price of $9.99!

Also try: oven

[Haruhifan]

I like my women like I like my ovens, warmed up so they can cook my buns.

Also try: cows

[Haruhifan]

I like my women like I like my cows, easy to tip over.

I like my women like I like my cows, full of milk waiting for me to drink up.

Also give a try with: Hats