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Author Topic: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Game  (Read 67769 times)

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Re: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Game
« Reply #480 on: November 03, 2009, 06:02:55 AM »
*laughing* @ Ugly answer

Pumpkin Carving

The good  ~ It looks scary

The Bad ~ It breaks just as you are about to do the final cut

The Ugly ~ 18 stitches in your palm, severed artery and a $10.000 ER bill

Laundry
"Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."

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Re: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Game
« Reply #481 on: November 05, 2009, 04:01:24 PM »
Laundry

The Good - Fresh smelling clothes!

The Bad - Waiting to do it then needing to get dressed up unexpectedly

The Ugly - Forgetting the clothes in the washer and finding them covered with mold.


Smoking
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Re: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Game
« Reply #482 on: November 06, 2009, 01:37:33 AM »
*laughs at the ugly Not that I have ever ever done that *blinks*

Smoking

The good ~ the illicit drag of an illegal drug after a nice meal

The bad ~ the smell

The ugly ~ early wrinkles and bad teeth


Duct tape
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Re: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Game
« Reply #483 on: November 09, 2009, 10:34:49 AM »
Duct Tape

The Good - Handy for babysitting urchins

The Bad - The parents coming home before you can untape them.

The Ugly - Getting it on your hairy bits.  Ouch!


Baby Sitting
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Re: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Game
« Reply #484 on: November 10, 2009, 04:34:23 AM »
*laughing*

Baby sitting

The good ~ helps with pocket money

The bad ~ the actual babies

The ugly ~ the groping father who drives you home.

Winter
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Re: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Game
« Reply #485 on: November 10, 2009, 09:38:18 AM »
Hey now.  I like that ugly. *grins wickedly*

Winter

The Good - No more yard work!

The Bad - Finding where the new house leaks

The Ugly - The first utility bills in the poorly insulated new house.  Yowza!


Summer
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Re: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Game
« Reply #486 on: November 10, 2009, 01:42:03 PM »
*laughs* You would!

Summer

The good ~ naked swims in the pool

The bad ~ Oppressive I can't breathe heat

The Ugly ~ The old man down the road swimming naked in your dogs paddling pool.

Truck Drivers

"Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."

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Re: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Game
« Reply #487 on: November 10, 2009, 04:39:56 PM »
Truck Drivers

The Good - They can tell you where the fuzz are.

The Bad - You can't see around their wide loads.

The Ugly - I was not talking about their trucks above.  Yikes!


Rain showers
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Re: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Game
« Reply #488 on: November 11, 2009, 03:11:02 AM »
*laughs* @ wide loads

Rain showers


The good ~ the world looks new

The bad ~ Wet clothes

The Ugly ~ Wet smelly dogs

Dinner time
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Re: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Game
« Reply #489 on: November 11, 2009, 11:13:42 AM »
Dinner time


The Good - Food!

The Bad - Too much food

The Ugly - Vegan food *shudders*


Ladders
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Re: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Game
« Reply #490 on: November 11, 2009, 10:49:11 PM »
*laughing at both vegan food and the next topic!*


Ladders

The good ~ height advantage

The Bad ~ Way Way too high

The Ugly ~ Creative ladder support i.e Trucks used as ladder support.

Emergency Room
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Re: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Game
« Reply #491 on: November 12, 2009, 05:57:25 PM »
You're just jealous of my think outside the box ladder approach!   :P

Emergency Room

The Good - Hot nurses

The Bad - Trying to talk to one whilst on morphine

The Ugly - Finding out "she" is a "he" when the morphine wears off.  And you have his phone number written in a very private location now.  Yikes!


Nurses
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Re: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Game
« Reply #492 on: November 12, 2009, 09:55:51 PM »
PMSL! oh I liked your answers.
Your thinking out of the box ladder leaves me gobsmacked

I have left a number before but on plaster and umm not on "private" plaster tyvm
oh and the number was to the ER room *grins*

Nurses

The Good ~ Soft erotic bed baths late at night

The Bad ~ You open your eyes and it is a Nurse Dave bathing you....and you are about to experience your first "happy ending"...

The Ugly ~ Shift change and Nurse Mildred Ratched is now in charge of your little "bowel" problem..

Bedrooms
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Re: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Game
« Reply #493 on: November 13, 2009, 04:12:56 PM »
*shudders* @ your answers


Bedrooms

The Good - Good place for petting the puppy  ;)

The Bad - Finding out it really is the puppy

The Ugly - The puppy liked it a bit too much. Ugh!


Bathrooms
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Re: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Game
« Reply #494 on: November 14, 2009, 03:07:16 AM »
PMSL @ your answers, that last one is soooooooo bad

Bathrooms

The good ~ the shower built for two

The Bad ~ Someone turns on the cold water tap in the kitchen while you are having a shower

The Ugly ~ the 2rd burns on yours and his pink bits.

Kitchens
"Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."