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Author Topic: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Game  (Read 67714 times)

Offline Tinks (NSFW)

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Re: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Game
« Reply #510 on: December 01, 2009, 08:03:41 PM »
Christmas trees

The Good ~ Any that are decorated for fun together not to be fancy.

The Bad ~ The white plastic ones in the local store window *shudders*

The Ugly ~ Each branch has "Duraflame" printed on it.


Christmas Morning
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Re: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Game
« Reply #511 on: December 03, 2009, 10:27:06 AM »
LOL @ duraflame!


Christmas Morning

The Good - Presents for MOI!

The Bad - Regifting

The Ugly - Regifting to the person who originally gave it to you.  Oops!


Wrapping   ;)
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Re: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Game
« Reply #512 on: December 04, 2009, 05:09:07 AM »
*laughing at number 3 *done that*

Wrapping

The good ~ Anything that signals Lous inside

The Bad ~ (But Funny) http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2008/12/14/Service-offers-bad-Christmas-wrapping/UPI-37461229283627/

The Ugly ~ Bro's wrapping service, Duct tape and newspaper last year.

Gifts that require assembling.
 
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Re: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Game
« Reply #513 on: December 04, 2009, 10:52:18 AM »
Love that service idea!

Gifts that require assembly

The Good - When the directions are written by someone who speaks English as a first language.

The Bad - When the directions are translated from the Chinese to English.  (Insert A tab most honorably in B slot with C device of enabling tool)

The Ugly - Not realizing assembly is required until after the recipient has opened it.

Last Minute Christmas Shopping
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Re: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Game
« Reply #514 on: December 05, 2009, 06:27:01 AM »
Last Minute Christmas Shopping

The Good - when in doubt... diamonds! 

The Bad - chia pets

The Ugly - jewelry holder shaped like an old dress form wearing a whorish flapper dress.  *sigh*


Christmas Carols

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Re: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Game
« Reply #515 on: December 05, 2009, 12:43:11 PM »
*laughs* I take it you have received that gift before MD?

Christmas Carols

The Good - Hot chicks standing in the cold with sweaters.... if you know what I mean?

The Bad - Off key singers

The Ugly - When they linger until you invite them inside.


Mall parking lots at Christmas
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Re: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Game
« Reply #516 on: December 05, 2009, 02:36:43 PM »
Mall parking lots at Christmas

The Good - when the gods smile upon you and you luck into a spot in the front row.

The Bad - hauling your cookies through a half mile of slush to get to the doors.

The Ugly - flipping off some old lady who stole my spot!

Company Christmas Parties


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Re: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Game
« Reply #517 on: December 06, 2009, 07:17:59 PM »
Company Christmas Parties

The Good - Drunk co-workers!

The Bad - Videos of you with the drunk co-worker posted on youtube

The Ugly - You work for yourself. *sniffles*


Christmas gift exchanges
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Re: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Game
« Reply #518 on: December 07, 2009, 09:59:12 PM »
Christmas Exchange Gifts

(I am seeking clarification Mr Board Admin are we talking Secret Santa Exchange or Exchange the crappy Gift someone gave you?)

I don't want another ticket!! *grins*
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Re: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Game
« Reply #519 on: December 08, 2009, 11:02:16 AM »
Well you can answer however you want silly girl.  The nice thing about ambiguous questions. Surely you would have learned that from my answers at times by now.  *grins*
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Re: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Game
« Reply #520 on: December 09, 2009, 11:31:58 PM »
Exchanging gifts


The good ~ You get just want you wanted

The Bad ~ It's in the wrong size

The Ugly ~ And it is not your name on the gift tag

Christmas Leftovers

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Re: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Game
« Reply #521 on: December 11, 2009, 05:13:13 PM »
Christmas leftovers

The Good - Sausage stuffing!

The Bad - Eating it all the next day

The Ugly - Getting on the scale after the holidays. Yikes!


Strange noises in your car.....   ;)
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Re: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Game
« Reply #522 on: December 11, 2009, 08:56:23 PM »
*dang*

Strange noises in your car.....

The good  ~ The mechanic can fit your car in and the problem is Easily repaired

The Bad ~ The noise was your spare keys bouncing in the boot of the car

The Ugly ~ The audience that watches and applauds as the mechanic explains what the problem was.  :-[


Shaving in the semi dark
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Re: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Game
« Reply #523 on: December 14, 2009, 10:46:11 AM »
Shaving in the semi dark

The Good ~ mood lighting!

The Bad ~ did I just nick my bits?

The Ugly ~ did I hit a vein?!?

Having Your Car Trapped In The Garage By An Unyielding Garage Door

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Re: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Game
« Reply #524 on: December 15, 2009, 01:17:12 PM »
Having Your Car Trapped In The Garage By An Unyielding Garage Door

(Sounds like more of a blonde problem to me! *ducks*)

The Good - A reason to miss work

The Bad - Getting it stuck pre-dinner party

The Ugly - Locking your keys in the car as well


Wigs
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