Author Topic: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Game (Read 67784 times)

Tinks (NSFW) · « **Reply #105 on:** October 21, 2008, 03:47:55 AM »

Stuffed animals

The good ~ When he pays $25.00 to win a $3.00 one just for me......

The bad ~ Your dates bedroom/ house is full of them....and you have to know each by name.

The Ugly ~ He is a "furrie" and wants to convert you .........now

Alcohol

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #106 on:** October 21, 2008, 08:58:26 AM »

*laughs* Nice ones

Alcohol

Good - All your worries seem less so somehow?

Bad - Drinking with a friend for 4 hours when you told the wife only 2.

Ugly - All the ugly women you saw earlier in the bar have changed into stunning visions of beauty. Yikes!

Buying jewelry

Tinks (NSFW) · « **Reply #107 on:** October 22, 2008, 01:40:15 AM »

*laughs @ Bad and Ugly*

Buying Jewelery

The Good ~ You have found the perfect Diamond bracelet

The Bad ~ The price

The Ugly ~ They are "Blood" Diamonds,

Public transport

Haruhifan · « **Reply #108 on:** October 22, 2008, 07:32:50 PM »

Public Transport

The Good-Cheap way to get from point A to B.

The Bad-Gum on the seat.

The Ugly - Fresh gum on the seat from some snot nosed kid!

Cars

Tinks (NSFW) · « **Reply #109 on:** October 22, 2008, 07:40:29 PM »

*laughing @ snot nose ewwww

Cars

The good ~ independence

The Bad ~ The price of petrol/ gas

The ugly ~ Drunk Drivers

Junk Food

nitza ovis · « **Reply #110 on:** October 22, 2008, 08:37:51 PM »

Junk Food

The good - The taste...mmm potato chips and dip

The bad - The guilt after eating it

The Ugly - The pounds that it adds

Blow Up Dolls

Tinks (NSFW) · « **Reply #111 on:** October 23, 2008, 03:43:46 AM »

Blow Up dolls

The good ~ Handy extra passenger in the car pool lane

The Bad ~ It has a slow leak

The Ugly ~ It is a perfect replica of your Mother ....

News Readers

Haruhifan · « **Reply #112 on:** October 25, 2008, 07:27:49 PM »

ROFL, Mother is the Goodyear blimp?

News Readers

The Good - They're informed...

The Bad - ...Most of the time except when they gather the gossip in the news...

The Ugly - ...Which leads to their outrageous claims of reporting the news themselves.

Rain

nitza ovis · « **Reply #113 on:** October 25, 2008, 07:44:14 PM »

Rain

The Good - natures way to water the lawn and flowers

The Bad - day after day of rain...how about a little bit of sunshine please

The Ugly - Monsoon season

Technology

Haruhifan · « **Reply #114 on:** October 25, 2008, 07:54:05 PM »

Technology

The Good - Let's me connect with so many new friends online!

The Bad - Learning new technology can be a pain.

The Ugly - Dealing with when it fails can be worse. *stares at Yahell...*

Handjobs

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #115 on:** October 28, 2008, 12:27:24 PM »

Handjobs

Good - A happy ending to a nice massage. (Or so I've heard.

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Bad - The stain on the wall behind you from pent up pressure.

Ugly - No lotion = skin burns. Ouch!

Foot fetishes

Haruhifan · « **Reply #116 on:** October 29, 2008, 01:34:02 AM »

DTM Dude! You got a firehose in your pants?!

Foot Fetishes (oh my a big fav of mine...)

The Good - Hot, sexy feet to massage, lick, worship, oil, rub...

The Bad - Running out of lotion at the worst time!

The Ugly - Being stepped on, ouch!

The World Series (Baseball's finals)

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #117 on:** October 29, 2008, 01:07:00 PM »

Maybe! *laughs*

The "World" Series (With Canadian and American teams only. Go figure?)

The Good - A young team has a shot at it this year!

The Bad - 6 hour extra inning games

The Ugly - Amateurs singing the Star Spangled Banner.

Drive thru fast food

Haruhifan · « **Reply #118 on:** October 30, 2008, 11:13:59 PM »

Yeah, don't ask, Americans have regressed about being the only greatest country in the world that exists to call its things the only worthy WORLD events.

BTW not just amateurs, New Kids on the Block sang game one and that must have taken, what, 9 hours long?!

Drive Thru Fast Food

The Good - Fast and on the go.

The Bad - Pulling a muscle stretching to get the food from the window.

The Ugly - I can't say it all so let's have a song tell about it. Ladies and gentlemen: WEIRD AL YANKOVIC with Drive Thru!

- Drive Thru Song

Grocery Shopping

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #119 on:** November 03, 2008, 11:58:22 AM »

*laughs*

Funny but that's a long damn video!

Grocery Shopping

The Good - Going during the day to check out all the MILF's!

The Bad - Getting to the store during high school lunchtime and waiting behind giggling girls.

The Ugly - Realizing the MILF with the long hair whose arse you were checking out in the veggie aisle is actually a guy.

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