Author Topic: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Game (Read 68170 times)

Haruhifan · « **Reply #240 on:** April 09, 2009, 04:59:10 PM »

Skirts

The Good - When the wind blows up to sneak a peek on the lassie wearing it.

The Bad - Elevators. Nuff said.

The Ugly - Stop looking up my KILT, I'm a dude!

Golf

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #241 on:** May 08, 2009, 06:44:05 PM »

Golf

The Good - When you hit that first ball straight and true down the fairway!

The Bad - When it turns out to be the wrong fairway

The Ugly - When it turns out to be a hole in one on the wrong hole!.... if you know what I mean?

Skyping

Magically Delicious · « **Reply #242 on:** May 08, 2009, 08:16:54 PM »

Skyping

The Good - finally hearing the voice of someone you've chatted with for a long time.

The Bad - if that voice fails to live up to your expectations.

The Ugly - the fumbling hang up when the spouse walks in!

Phone Sex

Haruhifan · « **Reply #243 on:** May 09, 2009, 12:13:32 AM »

Phone Sex

The Good - Lots and lots of moaning...such a turn on!

The Bad - Bad connections, always bad nearing the climax of the call!

The Ugly - Somehow you get an STD or someone pregnant from phone sex mysteriously!

Condoms

luvsev · « **Reply #244 on:** May 09, 2009, 12:30:07 AM »

Condoms

The Good: They help prevent pregnancy/std's.

The Bad: They can sometimes cause allergic reactions.

The Ugly: When they break/slip off and the woman gets pregnant.

Oral Sex

Haruhifan · « **Reply #245 on:** May 09, 2009, 08:35:36 PM »

Oral Sex

The Good - Giving head and receiving it is soooooooo fantastic!

The Bad - When your lover has no clue how to give oral sex.

The Ugly - Oh no, choking due to pubic hair!

Anniversaries

luvsev · « **Reply #246 on:** May 09, 2009, 11:17:52 PM »

Anniversaries

The Good: Spending the day with the one you love.

The Bad: Forgetting the anniversary.

The Ugly: Remembering the anniversary but choosing to ignore it anyway.

Water beds

Haruhifan · « **Reply #247 on:** May 10, 2009, 01:08:09 PM »

Water Beds

The Good - Feels like sleeping on the ocean...

The Bad - But not good if you're seasick...

The Ugly - And REALLY ugly if you're actually drowning in your waterbed...leak!

Hockey

luvsev · « **Reply #248 on:** May 10, 2009, 02:21:35 PM »

Hockey

The Good - Seeing your favourite team win.

The Bad - Fights.

The Ugly - Your favourite player getting taken to the hospital from being badly beaten.

Sandwiches

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #249 on:** May 10, 2009, 04:47:16 PM »

Sandwiches

The Good - When it's me between two women

The Bad - When it's me a woman and another guy

The Ugly - When it's me and two crossdressers. Yikes!

Orgies

Haruhifan · « **Reply #250 on:** May 10, 2009, 09:31:59 PM »

lol You have some interesting sandwiches there.

Orgies

The Good - When you're banging all night long various people in a safe, agreeable environment.

The Bad - When the police come over as your orgy's location is making too much noise and neighbours are complaining.

The Ugly - Somehow like high school, you end up a wallflower at an orgy!

Mondays

luvsev · « **Reply #251 on:** May 10, 2009, 10:42:32 PM »

Mondays

The good - Getting the week started.

The bad - You're too tired to do anything.

The ugly - Bad Mondays that make you drag ass all week.

Pyjamas

Haruhifan · « **Reply #252 on:** May 11, 2009, 04:55:22 PM »

Pyjamas

The Good - Warm clothes for bed!

The Bad - More clothes to take off before sex.

The Ugly - Spongebob Squarepants PJs. Nuff said.

Dance Clubs

luvsev · « **Reply #253 on:** May 11, 2009, 06:11:38 PM »

Dance Clubs

The Good - Finding someone to dance with.

The Bad - Drunken sex.

The Ugly - Coming out of a one night stand with more than an orgasm.

Drunken sex

Haruhifan · « **Reply #254 on:** May 12, 2009, 09:49:10 PM »

Drunken sex

The Good - Makes ugly people seem passable?

The Bad - No memory later on if it was good or not.

The Ugly - Puking during the sex due to being drunk.

Handcuffs

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