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Author Topic: What men think of/What women think of  (Read 78636 times)

andone

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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #585 on: November 13, 2009, 01:11:45 AM »
I'm asuming Windows windows not the puter wondows so.

Men-Who left them open

Women Let some air in open them up.


Quckies.


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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #586 on: November 13, 2009, 03:45:08 PM »
Quckies?  Is that some strange type of New Zealand Duck?  *ponders*

Oooooh!  Quickies!  *grins*

Women - When isn't it a quickie with Flash here? *sighs*

Men - Five minutes is too enough time!


Dining out
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #587 on: November 15, 2009, 11:17:53 PM »
Yes those Quickies DTM not the Quckies Ant Acides for stomach relief.

Men-How much is Dinner gonna cost.

Women-Mcdonalds isn't Dining Out

The Karma Sutra
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #588 on: November 16, 2009, 09:20:13 AM »
Men - Hell anything in here would be a bonus
Women - I'm not doing page 34 again I'm sick of having to get my ears syringed!

Horses
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #589 on: November 16, 2009, 11:27:44 AM »
Good to see you here again janey!

Horses


Men - Now I have penis envy!

Women - Now this is what I call to riding!


Painting rooms
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #590 on: November 17, 2009, 02:09:02 AM »
PMSL @ Janey

Painting rooms...

Men "Oh come on honey a 4 x 2 room begs for a heavy duty spray gun machine


Women ~ Honey? I don't like that colour ...we will need to redo


Fences
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #591 on: November 18, 2009, 03:08:05 PM »
Fences


Men - Good way to keep the neighbo(u)rs aliens out of my yard

Women - I like sitting on them while shopping.


Roses
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #592 on: November 18, 2009, 11:45:31 PM »
Roses


Women ~ love tokens

Men ~ What! You want how much for a dozen???


Paint Colo(u)rs
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #593 on: November 19, 2009, 12:51:19 AM »
Paint Colours

Men-Red and Blue makes purple thats a cheep fix

Women-Honey that shades too light doesn't match the house.

Movies based on old TV Shows
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #594 on: November 23, 2009, 04:12:26 PM »
Movies based on old shows


Women - Why?

Men - Batman!  Suh-weet!


Outside Christmas lights
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #595 on: November 23, 2009, 04:17:20 PM »
Outside Christmas Lights

Men-Watch this honey ..ummm they should be on in a sec

Women-Great you've blown out all the electricty in the street

Airports
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #596 on: November 24, 2009, 09:24:38 AM »
LOL Good ones andy!

Airports

Men - Pack light and just get through security quickly

Women - But why can't I check four bags for a three day trip?


Vacations
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #597 on: November 24, 2009, 07:29:35 PM »
Vacations

Men ~ Time away from the women at home spent searching for a women to be with, while consuming copious amounts of alcohol.


Women ~ 5 star Spa Resort with girlfriends bemoaning about that there are no men around


Present Wrapping
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #598 on: November 25, 2009, 03:17:39 PM »
lol  Nice ones!

Present wrapping

Women - You must use just enough wrapping and tape to make it look pretty

Men - If I have a dozen rolls of tape I'm going to use a dozen rolls of tape!

Stocking stuffers
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #599 on: November 25, 2009, 11:45:52 PM »
*laughs* so True!

Stocking Stuffers

Women ~ I just need to get a few more ( 6 hours later)

Men ~  What did I get???


Christmas Television Shows
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