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Author Topic: What men think of/What women think of  (Read 78635 times)

andone

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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #600 on: November 26, 2009, 12:09:09 AM »
Christmas Television Shows

Men-Its a repeat..again

Women-Haven't we seen this on DVD?

Sex during the Hoildays.
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #601 on: November 27, 2009, 12:27:23 PM »
Sex in the holidays


Women ~ Feeling obligated to wear the too small or too big sexy lingerie you received from your SO for Christmas. _or_ Not tonight the guests might hear!

Men ~ Time to experiment!! Daily


Bathroom shelves
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #602 on: November 28, 2009, 09:57:33 PM »
Bathroom Selves

Men-I'll hang them up later (said 3 months ago...)

Women-Hang them up now

Cyber Sex
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #603 on: November 30, 2009, 11:33:51 AM »
Cyber Sex

Women - This is not at all like the real thing.

Men _ I so hope I'm not Cybering with an OMIB!


Older partners
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #604 on: December 01, 2009, 02:33:27 AM »
Older Partners


Women ~ I wonder where he keeps his will....

Men ~ I wonder if she has a younger sister.


Diamonds
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #605 on: December 01, 2009, 01:16:37 PM »
Diamonds

Women - Who needs flesh and blood best friends?

Men - I wonder when she'll realize it's zirconium?



Maturbation
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #606 on: December 02, 2009, 01:23:10 AM »
Is Maturbation anything like Masturbation? 
But just rugs going wild with the cheap throw rugs in the corner?

Masturbation.......*gives you the "s" for Christmas

Women ~ Where is my Rabbit!

Men ~ I wonder if you can get RSI from wanking

Arses
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #607 on: December 02, 2009, 02:07:34 AM »
Arses

Men-Dam baby's got back

Women-Rub it go on stud

Titty fucks


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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #608 on: December 03, 2009, 10:13:43 AM »
Titty Fucks

Women - Does this really do anything for him?

Men - Your pulling my chest hairs off.  Ouch!


Proper spelling

(Maturbation - When small rugs take over the downtown core forcing larger rugs to the suburbs.  :P )
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #609 on: December 04, 2009, 05:38:26 AM »
*laughs* @ chest hairs.  Never had that.
Dang maybe I am doing it wrong!

Proper Spelling

Women ~  Heads ‘N’ Extras or Boyzone

Men ~ Pizza R Us or Guns ‘n’ Roses


Police
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #610 on: December 04, 2009, 11:26:33 AM »
Police

Women - I love Sting's voice

Men - Pompous arrogant self righteous arse


U2
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #611 on: December 04, 2009, 01:50:09 PM »
U2

Men-Bono is so annoying

Women-Bono is so cool

Soccer/Football
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #612 on: December 04, 2009, 03:35:12 PM »
Soccer/Football

(Hmmm Two different sports here in the states!)


Women - I am the best soccer mom ever! I have an SUV and room for the entire team!

Men - This is so much cheaper then paying for all those pads for American style football.  Go kids!


Babies
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #613 on: December 04, 2009, 06:14:57 PM »
Babies

Women Awww how cute honey we should have one

Men-I'm NOT changing any diapers

Live Albums
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #614 on: December 05, 2009, 07:06:47 AM »
Live Albums

Women ~ tries to recall if I popped my top to get back stage at that show

Men ~ bases quality of the live show by how many girls popped their tops

Snowy afternoons
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