Author Topic: What men think of/What women think of (Read 79088 times)

luvsev · « **Reply #450 on:** July 26, 2009, 12:28:57 AM »

Sports cars

Men - Isn't this car badass?

Women - He has to be compensating for something... if you know what I mean?

Sunsets

Haruhifan · « **Reply #451 on:** July 26, 2009, 10:36:56 AM »

Sunsets

Women - Oh it's so romantic to see!

Men - And that means we can start the evening's carnal activities!

Super Heroes

luvsev · « **Reply #452 on:** July 26, 2009, 05:07:42 PM »

Superheroes

Men - Damn, she looks smashing in that, though I'd much rather her be out of her clothes and riding me.

Women - Gotta admit, although I don't understand the whole superhero thing, that guy looks pretty good for a cartoon.

One Night Stands

Haruhifan · « **Reply #453 on:** July 26, 2009, 06:03:38 PM »

One Night Stands

Men - Ah that hit the spot! Time for me to go now!

Women - Awwww can't we extent it beyond one night only?

Motorcycles

luvsev · « **Reply #454 on:** July 27, 2009, 06:38:03 PM »

Motorcycles

Men - Wow, that bike is cool.

Women - Hmm... I wonder if he'll take me for a ride on it?

Secretaries

Haruhifan · « **Reply #455 on:** July 27, 2009, 08:42:56 PM »

Secretaries

Men - Mmm come here, I need you to do some dictation for me, if you know what I mean?

Women - This secretary outfit's a bit tight, let me loosen up some buttons on it...

The Army

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #456 on:** July 28, 2009, 12:03:37 PM »

Nice twofer Haru!

The Army

Men - I am so going to puke after the first day of basic training!

Women - I love a man in uniform!

Online affairs

luvsev · « **Reply #457 on:** July 28, 2009, 01:33:13 PM »

Online Affairs

Men - It's not cheating if I didn't actually touch her.

Women - I wonder if this will turn into anything.

Striptease on Webcam

Haruhifan · « **Reply #458 on:** July 29, 2009, 12:57:24 AM »

Striptease on Webcam

Women - Watch me as I slowly take my clothing off for $19.99!

Men - Dang it, how about you watch me for free then exchange the deal?

Auto Repair Shops

luvsev · « **Reply #459 on:** July 29, 2009, 02:13:06 AM »

Auto Repair Shops

Men - I need to take a look under the hood, if you know what I mean?

Women - I only go to ogle the head mechanic.

Flirting

Haruhifan · « **Reply #460 on:** July 29, 2009, 12:59:36 PM »

Flirting

Men - Come here, I got a pair of pants that need sizing...if you know what I mean?

Women - Care to watch me eat this ice cream slowly?

French Kissing

luvsev · « **Reply #461 on:** July 29, 2009, 08:35:11 PM »

French Kissing

Men - God, she is talented with her tongue; If she's this good at kissing, I wonder if she would be this good elsewhere.

Women - Oh, that's right; you know you would rather have my tongue on your cock instead of in your mouth.

Wine Tasting

Haruhifan · « **Reply #462 on:** July 29, 2009, 09:00:04 PM »

Wine Tasting

Women- Mmm this is a fine red wine from Bordeaux.

Men - WHAT?! Where's the beer tasting then?!

Speedos

luvsev · « **Reply #463 on:** July 29, 2009, 11:28:27 PM »

Speedos

Men - Although I look good in these, I look better out of them.

Women - OMG, do you see that? He does not have the right equipment to wear those!

Dominants

Haruhifan · « **Reply #464 on:** July 29, 2009, 11:51:46 PM »

Dominants

Men - KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER!

Women - OK I got the flogger, turn around and bend over NOW!

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