Author Topic: What men think of/What women think of (Read 78279 times)

Haruhifan · « **Reply #30 on:** September 24, 2008, 02:04:22 PM »

Yahoo Messanger

Men AND Women - WTF can't you work right for webcams/conferences/ANYTHING and yet it's where we all come to meet and chat sometimes.

Sorry, a rare one I think EVERY sex gets upset at.

Swimsuits

Tinks (NSFW) · « **Reply #31 on:** September 24, 2008, 02:19:18 PM »

Swimsuits

Women ~ is this too tight?

Men ~ Does it come in a size smaller?

Icecream

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #32 on:** September 24, 2008, 06:41:08 PM »

Ice Cream

Men - I love licking ice cream

Women - I wish I was ice cream

Chocolate

Tinks (NSFW) · « **Reply #33 on:** September 25, 2008, 12:31:15 AM »

- following that theme

Chocolate..

Women - the other food essential group
Men - "I know you like chocolate baby, Just put some there, yep right there and you can slurp it off". ...." Always thinking of you baby"

High heels

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #34 on:** September 25, 2008, 11:10:24 AM »

High heels

Men - How the hell do you women walk in those things?

Women - It's eas.... Ooomph! Damnit! Was that my knee?

(Sorry. Couldn't resist!)

Hunting

Tinks (NSFW) · « **Reply #35 on:** September 26, 2008, 02:53:52 AM »

*mutters and rubs scar*

Hunting

Women - short skirt, high heels, stockings and a corset

Men - 22 gauge shotgun and bambi

Air Freshener

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #36 on:** September 26, 2008, 08:20:34 AM »

Hunting deer with a shotgun? *blinks*

Air Freshener

Men - Maybe she won't smell it now with that in the room.

Women - What the hell did he have for lunch?

Disneyworld

Haruhifan · « **Reply #37 on:** September 26, 2008, 10:19:54 AM »

Oh man this is gonna be naughty on my part...

Disneyworld

Men - Can I meet Sleeping Beauty to wake her up, if you know what I mean?

Women - I hope I can find Prince Charming for a little bit of charming.

http://www.aerisdies.com if you really need to see a bit of Disneyworld pictures after hours, if you know what I mean and more hentai.

Which leads me into:

PORN

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DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #38 on:** September 26, 2008, 04:40:05 PM »

*laughs* You must have porn on the brain Haru. You already did that word.

I'll try it again though

Men - I could make three times as much income if I didn't surf for it so much

Women - Where do they find those women with the giant fake boobs?

Next topic - Arguing

Tinks (NSFW) · « **Reply #39 on:** September 26, 2008, 07:35:56 PM »

Arguing

Women ~ Perfect time to bring up every minor incident over the past ten years

Men ~ Perfect time to use that deep voice

Next topic ~ Jogging

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #40 on:** September 27, 2008, 11:53:17 AM »

Jogging

Men - The endorphin high is great!

Women - Do these running shoes look cute? *ducks*

Mirrors

Tinks (NSFW) · « **Reply #41 on:** September 27, 2008, 01:55:51 PM »

And you know something? They do!

*I was so sure a bloke was going to address the use of sports bras with that topic *

Mirrors

Women ~ Does my arse look big in this?

Men ~ oh look a zit to squeeze

Movie selection

Haruhifan · « **Reply #42 on:** September 28, 2008, 10:50:34 AM »

I was going to make it more specific and will try it as my next suggestion but FIRST:

Movie selection

Women - Oh does it have Johnny Depp/George Clooney/Brad Pitt?

Men - BOOM! BLOW UP THINGS! TITTIES!

Hentai!

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #43 on:** September 28, 2008, 05:55:55 PM »

Hentai

Women - Is that a new Potpourri scent?

Men - Where are the naked asian girls?

Beach Volleyball

nitza ovis · « **Reply #44 on:** September 28, 2008, 06:10:01 PM »

Beach Volleyball

Women - Nice time to work on my tan

Men – Let’s win this thing

Wine tasting

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