Author Topic: What men think of/What women think of (Read 78978 times)

Haruhifan · « **Reply #510 on:** August 24, 2009, 01:35:01 PM »

Bus Stops

Men - LOOK out for that bus coming!
- Sportscasters game I was in waiting for a bus

Women - Ewwww the seats are icky!

Slapstick Comedy

luvsev · « **Reply #511 on:** August 24, 2009, 04:16:24 PM »

Slapstick comedy

Women - Where modern comedy began.

Men - Classic slapstick comedians Jack Benny or the brothers Marx.

Bathrooms

Haruhifan · « **Reply #512 on:** August 25, 2009, 11:22:40 PM »

YAY with mentioning Benny!

Bathrooms

Women - Ugh the lineup is so long again!

Men - Unzip, pee, shake, wash hands, done!

Parks

luvsev · « **Reply #513 on:** August 27, 2009, 04:40:29 PM »

Jack Benny was hilarious, and I still watch old episodes of his show when they are on.

Parks

Men - Hmm, I wonder if she'll join me behind the bushes for a quickie.

Women - So nice of him to take a long, romantic walk in the park with me.

Exhibitionism

andone · « **Reply #514 on:** August 27, 2009, 04:48:38 PM »

Exhibitionism

Men-Oh lookie nice.

Women-Like what you see boys

Threesomes

Haruhifan · « **Reply #515 on:** August 28, 2009, 01:03:49 PM »

Threesomes

Men - OK but I only do 2 other chicks!

Women - Oh be open-minded, as 2 guys and 1 gal is as hot as 2 gals and a guy!

Cocktail Dresses

luvsev · « **Reply #516 on:** August 28, 2009, 01:53:56 PM »

Cocktail Dresses

Men - Cock-- what?

Women - Pretty dress. I wonder if I have enough on the credit card to afford it?

Belts

Haruhifan · « **Reply #517 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:20:09 PM »

Belts

Men - It keeps my pants up!

Women - It keeps me tied to the bedpost for some action...in bed.

Fruit Salad

luvsev · « **Reply #518 on:** September 03, 2009, 01:51:02 AM »

Fruit Salad

Men - Great, more salad... at least this tastes good.

Women - I wonder if this has coconut in it.

Bisexuality

Haruhifan · « **Reply #519 on:** September 03, 2009, 11:26:21 PM »

Bisexuality

Men - Eww I'm not gay I love chicks! But...geez that guy's ass is tight...mmmmm...

Women - We're all a little bisexual, but not me! But wow her chest does bounce a lot...maybe I'll just...observe...yeah...that's nice...

Frogs

luvsev · « **Reply #520 on:** September 04, 2009, 02:22:40 AM »

Frogs

Men - Makes a nice pet.

Women - Ew, you are not bringing that thing near me.

Flirting

Haruhifan · « **Reply #521 on:** September 04, 2009, 06:34:38 PM »

Flirting

Men - You and I, should be next to each other in the alphabet like we are now.

Women - I think you need an oral examination for your diction...

Masks

luvsev · « **Reply #522 on:** September 04, 2009, 11:25:37 PM »

Masks

Men - For Halloween? Sweet!

Women - Do you like my new mask for the ball?

Halloween

Haruhifan · « **Reply #523 on:** September 05, 2009, 11:02:35 PM »

Halloween

Women - OK how does my mask for my Catwoman outfit look for the Halloween ball?

Men - MEOW! I'll wear ANY mask you want me to now if you come with your whip!

Soap Operas

andone · « **Reply #524 on:** September 05, 2009, 11:49:30 PM »

Soap Operas

Men-Turn it over quick where's the remote.

Women- sniffle how could Brad leave Jessica for that slut Alexia sniffle .

Roleplay Sex.

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