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Offline Tinks (NSFW)

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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #45 on: September 28, 2008, 11:33:24 PM »
Wine tasting

Women ~ How much a bottle ?

Men ~ It's culture baby


Hair shampoo
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Offline DTM (Wet and grey)

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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #46 on: September 29, 2008, 09:40:45 AM »
Hair Shampoo

Men - Where's the cheapest one?

Women - Are these 53 brands the only options I have?


Ripped Jeans
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #47 on: September 29, 2008, 01:52:09 PM »
Oooo very accurate DTM *grins*

Ripped jeans.

Women ~ *looking over shoulder* Can you see my arse

Men ~ easy way to pick knee scabs


Wardrobe
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #48 on: September 30, 2008, 09:11:29 AM »
Wardrobe


Men - So what if I wore these yesterday?

Women - I can't find a thing to wear in these 337 outfits I own!


Casinos
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #49 on: September 30, 2008, 11:14:01 AM »
Casinos

Women ~ Ohhh look Celine Dione has her show on soon

Men~ Lets check out the pussy cats dolls show


*did not know enough about games they play in a casino* *laughs*

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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #50 on: October 01, 2008, 09:31:09 AM »
Drunks

Women - Time to audition for "Girls Gone Wild"!

Men - She is sooooo into me right now! *vomits*



Going out to dinner
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #51 on: October 01, 2008, 01:37:48 PM »
Going out to dinner


Women ~ Need a new dress, new shoes, new underwear

Men ~ The servings better be big!


Home decorating
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #52 on: October 01, 2008, 03:44:20 PM »
Home Decorating

Women - I'll have the new kitchen remodelled, flowers on the porch, new carpeting...

Men -  Dude, where can I put my Angelina Jolie Poster?!

Chores
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #53 on: October 02, 2008, 01:06:54 AM »
Chores

Women ~ takes away family time.

Men ~ takes away { insert sport here } time


Garage Sales



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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #54 on: October 02, 2008, 10:22:21 AM »
Garage Sales

Women - How have we managed to live so long without this wonderful old lamp?

Men - Who would buy this crap?



Hats
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #55 on: October 02, 2008, 08:09:48 PM »
Hats

Women - Does this look good on me?

Men - A useful item so that the bald spot doesn't sunburn.


Early Morning Sex
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #56 on: October 02, 2008, 09:39:57 PM »
Early Morning Sex


Women ~ Oh god could you brush your teeth first?

Men ~  I think your nightie is a little scrunched up baby. Here let me fix it for you.



Diaries.
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #57 on: October 03, 2008, 04:44:19 PM »
Diaries:

Women - "Dear diary, I went shopping today for new shoes, did the chores, brought the kids home, did my hair & makeup and hope for a romantic evening."

Men - "Dear diary, I went shopping today for new shoes, did the chores, brought the kids home, did my hair & makeup and hope no one EVER reads this diary EVER, especially the buddies!"

Cuts and Bruises
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #58 on: October 03, 2008, 08:01:47 PM »
*cracking up* Great answer Haru

Cuts and Bruises

Women ~ "Oh god". Will it leave a scar? Where's my makeup to hide the bruise

Men ~ it will scar won't it? Punches bruise to make it bigger


Dust
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #59 on: October 04, 2008, 09:30:56 PM »
Dust

Women - All I ever do is dust...and it just comes back an hour later *screams*

Men - is something you kick off your shoes after spending the day in the field.
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