Author Topic: What men think of/What women think of (Read 78447 times)

Haruhifan · « **Reply #90 on:** October 18, 2008, 08:10:37 AM »

ROFL at DTM's answer for men about Cowboys. Yes they are a mess.

Boots

Women:
"These Boots Are Made for Walking...and that's just what they'll do."

Men: Damnit I'm stuck in my boots again...hunni, help?

Cow Tipping

Tinks (NSFW) · « **Reply #91 on:** October 18, 2008, 05:02:40 PM »

Hey that was a cool You Tube Video Haru A

Cow Tipping

Women ~ What the hell is cow tipping?

Men ~ I know a friend of a friend who does this all the time. It's easy

SPAM

Haruhifan · « **Reply #92 on:** October 19, 2008, 04:15:09 PM »

SPAM

Men-SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM! Eat it all day, eat it all night!

-Monty Python, owners of SPAM-

Women-Damn those SPAM guys are hot!

British People

nitza ovis · « **Reply #93 on:** October 19, 2008, 04:59:11 PM »

Haru the link didn't work

but I love Monty Python.

British People

Men - Do you see them driving on the wrong side of the road.

Women - Where is the Jimmy Choo store?

Monty Python

Tinks (NSFW) · « **Reply #94 on:** October 19, 2008, 11:10:49 PM »

*ooh Nitza I am so with you on Jimmy Choo!!

Monty Python

Women ~ “He's not the Messiah - he's a very naughty boy.”

Men ~ “Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?”

Drive thru places

Haruhifan · « **Reply #95 on:** October 20, 2008, 12:18:31 PM »

OK got the link edited to work, should be fine now for SPAM

Drive Thru Places

Men-Damn cashier spearker guy better get my order right.

Women-That cashier speaker guy hopefully looks as hot as his voice was...

Fixing a car

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #96 on:** October 20, 2008, 02:21:16 PM »

Fixing a car

Men - I'll do this myself and save loads of money.

Women - (One week later) Ready to take it to the shop yet dear?

Makeup

nitza ovis · « **Reply #97 on:** October 20, 2008, 08:49:02 PM »

Makeup

Men - Why in the world do they need so much of it?

Women - every women needs the essentials: mascara, eye shadow, lip liner, lip stick and gloss.

Massages

Tinks (NSFW) · « **Reply #98 on:** October 21, 2008, 02:27:08 AM »

Massages ~

Women ~ A relaxing way to spend an hour

Men ~ Will she be topless?

Cordless Tools

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #99 on:** October 21, 2008, 08:48:21 AM »

Cordless "tools"

Men - So handy to take anywhere without extension cords

Women - oh, oh, oh, OHHHHH GODDDDD! YES!!!!!

Soap Operas

Tinks (NSFW) · « **Reply #100 on:** October 22, 2008, 01:58:51 AM »

*cracking up* Good Answers DTM

Soap Operas

Women ~ oh and then he married his sister's mother's brother!!

Men ~ Time to take out the rubbish

Closet Space

Haruhifan · « **Reply #101 on:** October 22, 2008, 06:40:24 PM »

Closet Space

Women - My shoes, my clothes, my hats...

Men - My porn, my booze, my smokes...

Baseball

nitza ovis · « **Reply #102 on:** October 22, 2008, 09:10:29 PM »

Baseball

Men - hey ump are you blind because that ball was damn well in the strike zone.

Women - he is gone for a couple of hours gives me enough time to play with my new
cordless "tool"

Cigars

Tinks (NSFW) · « **Reply #103 on:** October 23, 2008, 02:56:58 AM »

lol @ "cordless"

Cigars ........

Women ~ "ya know ......it was only as wide as a cigar .......if you know what i mean.....

Men ~ Here Frank ....try this one......rolled between the thighs of virgins.....

*woot* got through that without a Monica joke*

Drycleaning

Haruhifan · « **Reply #104 on:** October 25, 2008, 07:37:18 PM »

lol Wow

Drycleaning

Men - Got to get this stain out before the wife sees...

Women - My blissful salvation when too tired to do the laundry.

A Chipped Fingernail.

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